The Abzan Twerkin-Tree

Modern* BGW (Abzan, Junk) Casual Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (28)

• 2x Courser of Kruphix
• 3x Disowned Ancestor
• 3x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 3x Lagonna-Band Trailblazer
• 2x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 2x Skinshifter
• 3x Spellskite
• 3x Sylvan Caryatid
• 4x Treefolk Harbinger
• 3x Yoked Ox

Land (22)

• 2x Bloodstained Mire
• 3x Forest
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 3x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Plains
• 2x Swamp
• 3x Temple Garden
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 4x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Assault Formation

Instant (3)

• 3x Abrupt Decay

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Commune with the Gods

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Tree of Redemption

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Brave the Sands

Artifact (3)

• 3x Thorn of Amethyst

Instant (2)

• 2x Tower Defense

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Drown in Sorrow
• 2x Maelstrom Pulse

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Maybeboard

Creature (9)

• 2x Overgrown Battlement
• 2x Perimeter Captain
• 3x Stalwart Shield-Bearers
• 2x Steel Wall

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Rolling Stones

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Because you like big butts and you cannot lie.

ahem

In case you can't figure it out, this is a deck that puts out a bunch of efficiently costed 0/4 and 0/5 creatures, then swings for lethal once Doran, the Siege Tower or the new Assault Formation hit the board.

I mean, how is this not beautiful?

Feedback is appreciated, but keep in mind that I literally put this deck together in fifteen minutes or so (same for the description; maybe I'll write a more detailed one later). This deck probably has a long, long way to go before it can be taken seriously, and it'll probably never become competitive enough for Modern. But man, does it look like fun. Sweet, janky fun. Screw your Rhinos, Goyfs, and Gurs, THIS is what a real Abzan deck should look like!

Or not.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 3 Mythic Rares 35 - 5 Rares 6 - 6 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.79
Folders	Try this shit, Junk, assault formation, Modern