The Awkward Group Hug: Norin the Wary EDH

Commander / EDH* Control Land Destruction Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

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Creature (7)

• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Keldon Firebombers
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge

Land (37)

• 35x Mountain
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Enchantment (22)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x In the Web of War
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Total War
• 1x Vigilante Justice
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Warstorm Surge
• 1x Wild Evocation

Artifact (10)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Storm Cauldron
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Timesifter

Instant (6)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Final Fortune
• 1x Radiate
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Volcanic Fallout
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Meltdown
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Twist Allegiance
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wake of Destruction
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Worldfire

Commander (1)

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Does your playgroup take EDH way too seriously?Are you tired of having to keep up with their constant winning?

Well don't you cry no more because I've got here a great warrior I'd love you to meet that'll make all your problems disappear.

Meet Norin the Wary, the only commander that will make you win by losing the game.

Now first you may want to ask yourself: Is this the right deck for me?

To answer your question, yes. There is nooo reason you shouldn't make this deck. It's chaotic. It's fun. And it'll make everyone in your playgroup scream like a baby.

Let's take a scroll through this library, shall we? First off we have the good old damage dealers, such as Purphoros, God of the Forge and Warstorm Surge. Then if you'd like to deal even more damage, throw out some double-damage enchantments, like Furnace of Rath.

Not interested in winning right away? Good! We have tons of great enchantments for you to mess around with. Let me introduce you to Confusion in the Ranks, the best card ever created for Norin. You literally steal the best creature on the battlefield each turn. You have an Ulamog? I want it. Have a Norin. Another good chaos enchantment is Grip of Chaos. It completely screws over everyone, including yourself, which is kinda the point of this deck.

As for for playing this deck, politics are very important. You hold the threat above everybody's heads that you are going to screw over everything they love. My favorite thing to do is to say: You attacked me for 3 damage? DESTROY ALL LANDS. It makes me laugh.

There is one banned card in this deck and that is Worldfire. My playgroup lets me play it. Best card ever. I usually die soon after but hey, at least Norin is still around!

Anyway, that's about all there is to this deck. It really speaks for itself. I did do this deck on a semi-budget, so don't come screaming to me about buying super expensive cards.

Thanks for checking out this deck! Give me a +1 if you liked it and leave a comment if you have any suggestions. I'll try to reply to as many as possible!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	4.60
Tokens	Myr 1/1 C
Folders	Commander