The bigger the butt, the harder my wood gets

Commander / EDH*

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Anti-flying (7)

• 1x Cloudcrown Oak
• 1x Great Oak Guardian
• 1x Shield of the Oversoul
• 1x Silklash Spider
• 1x Spidersilk Armor
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 1x Tower Defense

Butt Enhancers/Value (5)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Slagwurm Armor
• 1x Spidersilk Armor
• 1x Tower Defense
• 1x Unstoppable Ash

Card Draw (related) (13)

• 1x Abzan Beastmaster
• 1x Abzan Charm
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Fruit of the First Tree
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Leaf-Crowned Elder
• 1x Momentous Fall
• 1x Rootgrapple
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Ulvenwald Observer
• 1x Underworld Connections
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Evasion (8)

• 1x Dauntless Dourbark
• 1x Magnigoth Treefolk
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Primal Rage
• 1x Shield of the Oversoul
• 1x Unstoppable Ash
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Woodfall Primus

Land (36)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 11x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 5x Plains
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Stirring Wildwood
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Vivid Grove
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Protection (10)

• 1x Black Poplar Shaman
• 1x Fruit of the First Tree
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Ready / Willing
• 1x Shield of the Oversoul
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Timber Protector
• 1x Vigor
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Ramp/Efficiency (11)

• 1x Bosk Banneret
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Everbark Shaman
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Urza's Incubator
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Recursion (4)

• 1x Deadwood Treefolk
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Regrowth

Removal (12)

• 1x Abzan Charm
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Rootgrapple
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Thorntooth Witch
• 1x Wave of Reckoning
• 1x Wickerbough Elder
• 1x Woodfall Primus

Trees and/or Large Butts (25)

• 1x Battlewand Oak
• 1x Black Poplar Shaman
• 1x Bosk Banneret
• 1x Cloudcrown Oak
• 1x Dauntless Dourbark
• 1x Deadwood Treefolk
• 1x Everbark Shaman
• 1x Gaea's Avenger
• 1x Great Oak Guardian
• 1x Indomitable Ancients
• 1x Leaf-Crowned Elder
• 1x Magnigoth Treefolk
• 1x Oakgnarl Warrior
• 1x Orchard Warden
• 1x Reach of Branches
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Silklash Spider
• 1x Thorntooth Witch
• 1x Timber Protector
• 1x Treefolk Harbinger
• 1x Ulvenwald Observer
• 1x Unstoppable Ash
• 1x Verdeloth the Ancient
• 1x Wickerbough Elder
• 1x Woodfall Primus

Tutors (4)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Treefolk Harbinger
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Other (2)

• 1x Molder Slug
• 1x Tilling Treefolk

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Maybeboard

Other (34)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Brawn
• 1x Congregation at Dawn
• 1x Descendants' Path
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Grim Contest
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Hunter's Insight
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Into the Wilds
• 1x Lignify
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Moment's Peace *list*
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Nissa's Revelation
• 1x Oaken Brawler
• 1x Primitive Etchings
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sight of the Scalelords
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Treasured Find
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Tree of Redemption
• 1x True Conviction
• 1x Utopia Tree
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Yavimaya Ancients

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On a hot summer day, when Doran walks by in his jean-shorts thong.....

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This still needs a little work, probably lacking card draw and evasion. Another tutor or two also couldn't hurt

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 1 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.91
Tokens	Saproling 1/1 G, Treefolk Shaman 2/5 G