The Chinaman is Not the Issue Here! (DKA) (BG Pod)

Standard*

Strangelove

Creature (25)

• 2x Acidic Slime
• 3x Geralf's Messenger
• 1x Grave Titan
• 4x Hex Parasite
• 1x Reaper from the Abyss
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 2x Solemn Simulacrum
• 4x Strangleroot Geist
• 4x Viridian Emissary
• 2x Vorapede
• 1x Wakedancer

Land (24)

• 10x Forest
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 2x Haunted Fengraf
• 7x Swamp
• 4x Woodland Cemetery

Artifact (4)

• 4x Birthing Pod

Instant (9)

• 1x Beast Within
• 2x Dismember
• 3x Tragic Slip
• 3x Tribute to Hunger

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Bitterheart Witch
• 2x Glissa, the Traitor *oversized*

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Curse of Death's Hold

Artifact (6)

• 2x Grafdigger's Cage
• 4x Nihil Spellbomb

Instant (2)

• 2x Autumn's Veil

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Black Sun's Zenith

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"Donny! You're out of you're element. Dude! The Chinaman is not the issue here!"

The Chinaman is Not the Issue Here! (BG Undying Pod)

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This is a BG Birthing Pod deck that has a few combos mixed into it.

Hex Parasite + Undying

Birthing Pod + Undying

Birthing Pod + Reaper from the Abyss

Wakedancer can fetch me Hex Parasite

As always, +1 and comments are greatly appreciated!

Date added	13 years
Last updated	13 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 2 Mythic Rares 18 - 5 Rares 12 - 3 Uncommons 10 - 4 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	3.05
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	[ISD] Dark Ascension