The Douche Deck

Standard* WU (Azorius)

Cuntractor

Creature (14)

• 1x Battlewise Hoplite
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Frost Lynx
• 1x Guardian of the Gateless
• 1x Hussar Patrol
• 1x Jelenn Sphinx
• 1x Lyev Skyknight
• 1x Phantom Warrior
• 1x Scion of Vitu-Ghazi
• 1x Serra Angel
• 1x Siren of the Fanged Coast
• 1x Skymark Roc
• 1x Skyspear Cavalry
• 1x Wall of Frost

Land (30)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 14x Island
• 13x Plains
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Ephara's Enlightenment
• 4x Pacifism
• 1x Path of Bravery

Artifact (3)

• 1x Azorius Keyrune
• 1x Staff of the Wild Magus
• 1x Tablet of the Guilds

Instant (4)

• 1x Congregate
• 2x Dramatic Rescue
• 1x Fall of the Gavel

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Into the Void
• 4x Search Warrant

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It's a U/W white deck I made to be as annoying as possible, so far that is accurate.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U