Life survives in the harshest environments on Planet Earth. Searing deserts to the frozen arctic tundra. However, there are more toxic places. Our kitchen tables. And these have spawned entirely new sub-species. The Eternal Bin Chicken. Scientists have now confirmed what many magic nerds have believed for decades. Once known as Kefnet the Mindful, the species have evolved into a superior scavenger. From the kitchen tables, the Eternal Bin Chicken has spotted something. Bins. The Eternal Bin Chicken has adapted to feed on the never ending food source, our salt. It's beak has also grown and adapted to be able to pierce plastic. And find morsels that any other creature would deem not other inedible, but unreachable. A meal fit for a king. The Eternal Bin Chicken's vocabulary has evolved too. Honk Enabling it to effortlessly communicate with other magic nerds. elsewhere in the city, it's lunchtime. And the bins- are full. It's metabolism is one of the fastest of any animal on earth. One in, one out. Honks This mother is feeding one of it's 700 chicks. A hard day of dumpster-diving has paid off. This cocktail of burnt tobacco, chicko rolls and bin juice will keep this demanding chick satisfied for the next ten minutes. Regurgitated bin juice. Yuck. It really is an awful bird. Our salt will live on long after we magic nerds have left this kitchen table. The Eteranal Bin chickens will most likely become the dominant life form. Our salted kitchen table will ensure a never ending food supply. It will then be "Planet Eteranal Bin Chicken" I for one, welcome our feathered overlords. One last majestic honk

Win Ammo:

Isochron Sceptor + Dramatic Reversal = Infinite Mana

Brainstorm Effects + Extra Turn Spells = Infinite Turns

Win Guns:

Ulting Jace until sadness

Blue Sun's Zenithing until sadness

Expropriate until sefdom

Eternal Bin Chicken Beats until you're bin juice

Probably other ways

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Date added 5 years
Last updated 5 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

13 - 0 Mythic Rares

30 - 0 Rares

17 - 0 Uncommons

16 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.28
Tokens Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U
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