The Fatty Frontier (Temur Midrange) [Retired]
Creature (25)
- 3x Courser of Kruphix
- 1x Hydra Broodmaster
- 1x Keranos, God of Storms
- 3x Polukranos, World Eater
- 4x Rattleclaw Mystic
- 3x Savage Knuckleblade
- 4x Stormbreath Dragon
- 2x Surrak Dragonclaw
- 4x Sylvan Caryatid
Planeswalker (7)
Land (22)
- 4x Forest
- 2x Island
- 2x Mountain
- 3x Temple of Abandon
- 3x Temple of Epiphany
- 4x Temple of Mystery
- 4x Wooded Foothills
Enchantment (3)
Instant (3)
Sideboard
Creature (5)
Instant (7)
Sorcery (3)
Maybeboard
Creature (7)
Planeswalker (2)
Instant (3)
Sorcery (2)
Switched the deck to be just R/G and faster:
A Hunting I Will Go (R/G Devo/Aggro) [Retired]
Standard
SCORE: 7 | 6 COMMENTS | 2067 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS
They're not fat, they're fluffy.
Temur Monsters FTW. As far as I know, this is a Homebrew, and not based on anyone else's deck. Comments and suggestions are appreciated.
If you like the deck, PLEASE leave a +1
And if you don't, let me know why. Please be sure to check out my maybeboard before suggesting a card, and I would appreciate if you defend (explain why you think it would be better in the deck than another card) your suggestion as well. Thanks for looking :D
Skip to 0:30, or just watch it all :P
The 6 Levels of Fatness:
Level 1, Big:
4x Rattleclaw Mystic Ramps, and can use his morph ability to get even more ramp when he goes flippy floppy (turns face up)
Level 2, Healthy:
4x Sylvan Caryatid Ramps, the Hexproof prevents removal, and she fends off aggro pretty well.
Level 3, Husky:
3x Courser of Kruphix Prevents topdecking lands, gains me some life, and like my Caryatids, she fends off aggro pretty well.
Level 4, Fluffy:
3x Polukranos, World Eater Green boardwipe, and he's a 4-drop 5/5? Sounds good to me.
3x Savage Knuckleblade Temurling! Nice body with a variety of abilities.
4x Stormbreath Dragon Haste causes immediate board presence, Pro White prevents the majority of the current removal, and the Monstrous ability can deal that last bit of damage needed to finish an opponent or be redirected to a Planeswalker.
Level 5, DAYUM!!!:
1x Keranos, God of Storms Each turn it's either a free Lightning Bolt, or I draw an extra card.
2x Surrak Dragonclaw A 5-drop 6/6 with Flash that can't be countered is good enough on his own, but Mr. Cool Guy over here also makes my other creature spells uncounterable, and gives my other creatures trample. Not to mention that he punched a bear in half, then proceeded to wear said bear as a coat.
1x Thassa, God of the Sea Gives me a free Scry each turn, and can make my creature unblockable, the only downside is it's a little hard to make her a creature.
Level 6, Oh Hell No!:
1x Hydra Broodmaster This MommaSaurus Rex is Preggo, and she's gonna pop out some babies any turn now.
Utility Cards:
2x Kiora, the Crashing Wave Can lock down a Permanent, get me an extra draw and land drop, or possibly even 9/9 Krakens each turn.
1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker Becomes a 4/4 Dragon with Haste and Indestructibility, pops a cap in some creatures ass, or draws me extra cards.
3x Temur Ascendancy All my creatures have Haste means they have immediate board presence, which used to be a problem with Monster decks. The card draw almost every time I play a creature means that once this deck gets going, it's very hard to stop.
3x Temur Charm Can kill one of my opponents creatures, counter one of their spells, or prevent them from blocking, allowing me to swing for lethal.
3x Xenagos, the Reveler Lots of ramp, makes dudes, or gets the top 1-7 cards of my deck into play, for free.
Sideboard (still a work in progress):
3 Anger of the Gods Really good against the spreading plague that is Rabble Red, and other Aggro decks. Bonus points if you have a Hornet Nest out when you play this >:D
3x Hornet Nest Good against similar decks and really good against Goblin Rabblemaster
2x Nylea's Disciple Good against burn.
1x Savage Knuckleblade Good against control.
3x Setessan Tactics Good against various decks.
3x Stubborn Denial Good against control and burn.
***Deck Pimpage***Hydra Broodmaster Is Clash Pack Promo.
1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave is Altered This was done by jacan-us2014 on Ebay.
2x Polukranos, World Eater are foil, one is Duel Deck, the other is Pack Foil.
2x Savage Knuckleblade are Foil, the other two are slightly miscut, one more than the other.
1x Stormbreath Dragon is Foil.
2x Sylvan Caryatid are Buy-A-Box Promo.
3x Temur Ascendancy are Pack Foil, one is in Japanese.
1x Temple of Abandon is Foil.
1x Temple of Epiphany is Foil.
1x Temple of Mystery is Clash Pack Promo.
1x Wooded Foothills is Foil.
All basic lands except for the 2 Mountains (which i'm trying to get) are Zendikar Full Art.
2x Setessan Tactics are Foil.
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I went 8-0 in games and 4-0 in matches. Two of my matches were against total newbs though, but the other two were against skilled players. I still don't have Sarkhan, the Dragonspeakers, so I'm still using Prognostic Sphinxs in their place, and I gotta, i'm really liking them in the deck.
Match one: Abzan life gain dolphin noises. Total newb. Game would've been over in ten minutes if she wasn't so slow, I stomped, 2-0.
Match two: My friends Abzan Aggro deck. Really close games, especially game two. I was getting crappy draws for a while, and right when I started to stabilize, he ulted Ajani Steadfast, while he was at 38 and I was at 8. I told him I was going to finish him my Stormbreath Dragon (as a joke, I really didn't think i'd win, but he kept getting crappy draws), and about 12 turns later I did, with 6 Insect tokens, 8 Satyr tokens, 2 Prognostic Sphinxs, and another Stormbreath Dragon. Really close games, but 2-0.
Match three: U/B derpy control-ish I don't even know what it was. Another newb. I have no idea how she managed to win both of her previous games... She kept a one mana hand, turn two she didn't draw a land and had to discard, so she got rid of Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver... I stomped, 2-0.
Match four: Abzan Midrange. This guy is probably the best player at the shop, with me and my friend being as good as him, or just about anyways. Game one I played a Savage Knuckleblade turn three and gave it haste, then played a Stormbreath Dragon the next turn, I got going too fast for him to recover. Game two Kiora, the Crashing Wave
won me the game, I was just barely able to ult Kiora, and the Krakens won me the game.
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| Date added | 10 years |
| Last updated | 9 years |
| Legality | This deck is not Standard legal. |
| Rarity (main - side) | 17 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 9 Rares 3 - 4 Uncommons 0 - 2 Commons |
| Cards | 60 |
| Avg. CMC | 3.55 |
| Tokens | Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Hydra X/X G, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Kraken 9/9 U, Morph 2/2 C, Satyr 2/2 GR |
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