The GOAT of GOAD

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BR (Rakdos) Death and Taxes Goad

Cmi1103

Creature (23)

• 1x Agitator Ant
• 1x Anax, Hardened in the Forge
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 1x Carnage Gladiator
• 1x Feldon of the Third Path
• 1x Garna, Bloodfist of Keld
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Gutterbones
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
• 1x Leyline Tyrant
• 1x Mahadi, Emporium Master
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Oathsworn Vampire
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Skull Collector
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Tilonalli's Summoner
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor
• 1x Viscera Seer

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Tempt with Vengeance
• 1x Victimize

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Cavalcade of Calamity
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Splinter Twin
• 1x Vampiric Rites

Land (34)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Cinder Barrens
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 12x Mountain
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg Volcano

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (5)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Thrilling Encore

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Instant (1)

• 1x Plumb the Forbidden

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Pain Magnification
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation

Artifact (2)

• 1x Caltrops
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home

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Kardur is the best at goading! And his ability isn't even technically Goad! It's even better!

The idea behind this deck is to generate lots of small token creatures through Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin, Genesis Chamber, or something similar so that opponents and ourselves always have some creatures. Then, we want to cast Kardur, and blink or reanimate him as many times as we possibly can with cards like Conjurer's Closet, Erratic Portal, or Blade of Selves. The idea is nobody will be able to attack us, and there are plenty of aristocrat death triggers for both our creatures and our opponents to widdle away at their life until we can finish with something fun like Living Death or Mob Rule!

Might put together a primer if this gets enough traction! Let me know what you think! If you like it make sure to give it the ole +1!

Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 11 months ago Achieved #4 position in Commander / EDH 11 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Aristocrats 11 months ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) 11 months ago
Date added	11 months
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.18
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elemental 1/1 R, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Goblin 1/1 R, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Myr 1/1 C, Ogre 3/3 R, Satyr 1/1 R, Survivor 1/1 R, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B