The Homosexual Agenda

Commander / EDH

ZendikariWol

Land (34)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 2x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Instant (4)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Creature (21)

• 1x Brutal Hordechief
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Pharika, God of Affliction
• 1x Queen Marchesa
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Sygg, River Cutthroat
• 1x Tariel, Reckoner of Souls
• 1x Thantis, the Warweaver
• 1x Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Zurgo Helmsmasher

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Curse of Bounty
• 1x Curse of Disturbance
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Curse of the Nightly Hunt
• 1x Curse of Vengeance
• 1x Curse of Verbosity
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x War Cadence

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Shard Convergence
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Vindicate

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Enchantment (5)

• 1x Awakening
• 1x Curse of Vitality
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Enchanter's Bane
• 1x Koskun Falls

Creature (1)

• 1x Child of Alara

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Blasphemous Act

Instant (1)

• 1x Voidslime

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Overview

Hey sisters, how's it hangin? So why have we convened today's meeting? Glad you asked.

The agenda today is to gain total control over the board state and eventually to win the game! But you don't wanna make a single attack until all but one of your enemies are dead, right? Of course! Well, this deck achieves that aim in two mini ways, which you'll see soon.

DISCLAIMER This is a strictly casual political deck. My meta has two rules; two rules I think every meta should have: no combo and no stax. So don't expect to see any lockdowns on the board and don't expect to see any cheap wins here!

How Do We Get There??

This deck has three main components. I call 'em instigators, displacers and rattlesnakes. Let's check them out, shall we?

Instigators

Instigators spread gossip and force opponents to attack each other- or you (watch out!). Whether the opponents want to attack or not (and especially if not!), they'll end up attacking someone. Let's take a big looksee at our instigators, shall we, sisters?

Goblin Spymaster : This fake ass bitch is basically down to spread shit about whoever.

Thantis, the Warweaver : We don't know if she actually supports Trump or not but she's willing to say it if it'll start a fight!

Disrupt Decorum : Just read the flavor text.

Bident of Thassa : If you need to destroy just one bitch, this is your go-to. She also draws you some cards. Coastal Piracy , eat your heart out.

Curse of the Nightly Hunt : Who knew Stacey was a werewolf! And she didn't even tell us- her closest friends!? How could she? Guess who's in for a hell of a backswing!

Displacers

Many of these work as little mini instigators and as mini rattlesnakes. They inspire your opponents not to attack you while also inspiring them to attack one another! Jacks of all trades? Love that for them.

Edric, Spymaster of Trest : She's willing to give bitches the tea... in echange for a lil attacking.

Gahiji, Honored One : Who doesn't want to do more damage? Gahiji gives your bitches a boost. And your opponents', if they can prove they're on your side.

Curse of Bounty : Ya know what? I'm feeling generous today. Attack Stacey and no backswing for you!

Curse of Disturbance : Ya know what? I'm feeling generous today. Attack Stacey and you get another body.

Curse of Opulence : Ya know what? I'm feeling generous today. Attack Stacey and you can snag that bitch's jewelery. It's probably cheap shit anyway.

Curse of Verbosity : Trading tea is a lot of fun, and everyone can benefit. The key is always getting more than you give.

Rattlesnakes

With so many creatures attacking, some are bound to come at you right? Wrong. Not if you have these bitches out, at least.

Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs : Where do you stand on 3/3s, Stacey?

Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker : How many permanents do you wanna sacrifice, Stacey?

Ogre Slumlord : We all knew your creatures were a bunch of rats anyway, Stacey.

Windborn Muse , Ghostly Prison , Propaganda , and War Cadence : How much mana you wanna pay, Stacey?

Zurgo Helmsmasher : How's that backswing lookin, Stacey?

Crawlspace : Not like you could attack me anyway, Stacey.

Vedalken Orrery : I dunno, Stacey. What does my hand look like?

No Mercy : Touch me with that board and I cut it off, Stacey, I swear to God.

More For Me!

So you've got the basic gameplan but need more value! Have I got some cards for you?

Brutal Hordechief : ...What if all of them block the 1/1?

Sygg, River Cutthroat : Stacey's pain, your gain!

Tariel, Reckoner of Souls : I'm likin the look of that kraken. Let's take a shot at it. Oh yeah- and best not let your commander go to grave.

Tempt with Discovery : Ooh, you're mana screwed? Bummer!

Tempt with Vengeance : Quantity over quality!

Curse of Vengeance : Target the storm player.

Group Hug Effects

Sometimes, you just gotta be a nice bitch. Will they think you've gone soft? Maybe. If they do, they'll be very surprised.

Humble Defector : Hey Rebecca, howsabout we trade some tea, sis?

Mathas, Fiend Seeker : So... nice creature you got there.

Pharika, God of Affliction : I wrecked your graveyard, Stacey. But look! I made you a snake!

Queen Marchesa : Yeah, sure, be monarch. Just be careful. It might cost you.

Selvala, Explorer Returned : Sure, everyone. Draw a card.

Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire : I wrecked your 10/10, Stacey. But look! I made you a land!

Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor : Normally it's best to leave no survivors, but if you're getting them anyway...

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 35 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.97
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Enchantment Snake 1/1 BG, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Ogre 3/3 R, Rat 1/1 B, Survivor 1/1 R, Monarch Emblem, Zombie 2/2 B