The Lhurgoyf's New Clothes

Modern* Aggro BG (Golgari) BRG (Jund) Discard Toolbox

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Creature (32)

• 2x Acidic Slime
• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 3x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 2x Eternal Witness
• 2x Ghoultree
• 1x Kessig Cagebreakers
• 2x Solemn Simulacrum
• 4x Splinterfright
• 4x Street Wraith
• 3x Vexing Devil
• 4x Viridian Emissary

Land (18)

• 2x Arid Mesa
• 2x Kessig Wolf Run
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Rootbound Crag
• 2x Stomping Ground
• 4x Verdant Catacombs
• 2x Woodland Cemetery

Artifact (4)

• 4x Birthing Pod

Instant (4)

• 2x Fury Charm
• 2x Grisly Salvage

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Slagstorm

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Sideboard

Instant (10)

• 2x Ancient Grudge
• 1x Gnaw to the Bone
• 3x Nature's Claim
• 4x Surgical Extraction

Sorcery (5)

• 2x Cabal Therapy
• 2x Nightmare Void
• 1x Slagstorm

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Flametongue Kavu

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"Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Lhu- I MEAN SPLINTERFRIGHT"

Updated 7/8/13: Shifted this deck into modern. Mill dudes, sac dudes, fetch dudes, and then turn them dudes sideways. One of my favorite aspects of this deck is how you almost never fear board wipes. Holding a 2cmc creature in hand with pod on field will allow you to pod into splinterfright (or eternal witness if all your frights hit the yard), an you'll come back swinging harder than ever. Slagstorm helps a lot with preventing your opponent from setting up a board presence while setting up your yard/frights. Slagstorming your opponent, losing some of your own small dudes, and then dropping fright can be one of the best plays in this deck.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	44 - 5 Rares 8 - 6 Uncommons 8 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.07
Tokens	Human 2/2 G, Wolf 2/2 G