The Shitfuck Deck; Code Name "Throwing Hands"

Commander / EDH* RGWU

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Enchantment (24)

• 1x Abundant Growth
• 1x Act of Authority
• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Arcane Laboratory
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Bear Umbra
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Enchantress's Presence
• 1x Ever-Watching Threshold
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Gift of Paradise
• 1x Kenrith's Transformation
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Myth Realized
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Sigil of the Empty Throne
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Unquestioned Authority
• 1x Wild Growth
• 1x Wizard Class

Instant (4)

• 1x Bant Charm
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Creature (18)

• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Arasta of the Endless Web
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Archon of Sun's Grace
• 1x Boon Satyr
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Eutropia the Twice-Favored
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Jukai Naturalist
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Moon-Blessed Cleric
• 1x Protean Thaumaturge
• 1x Sanctum Weaver
• 1x Satyr Enchanter
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Sythis, Harvest's Hand
• 1x Transcendent Envoy
• 1x Weaver of Harmony

Land (38)

• 1x Brokers Hideout
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Forest
• 6x Island
• 14x Plains
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of Plenty

Commander (1)

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Cleansing Meditation
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Enduring Ideal
• 1x Genesis Storm
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Resurgent Belief
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x The Great Aurora
• 1x Vandalblast

Artifact (3)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Liar's Pendulum
• 1x Sol Ring

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This deck is not Commander legal.

Hi, I'm the creator of the Shitfuck and it is my mission to do dumb things. Rules to follow, if its over 3 dollars, we are proxying it, I don't have money and neither do you. If it's from an "Un" set, no it's not what are you talking about, you're crazy. We don't ask questions. Now that the rules are understood, don't.

Now you are probably asking, "what's the point of this deck"? To which I say, first, shut up, you are not supposed to be asking questions, come on bro. Second, we are going to play Animate Library + Form of the Approach of the Second Sun to be able to legally jump up unto the table and rotate 90 degrees to destroy our opponents. This is a flawless strategy with no possible weaknesses.

What other combos exist in this deck you might be asking? Again, shut up with the questions. Well, Liar's Pendulum has this wonderful thing called a "may trigger", which means you can activate it, ask them, and then choose to do absolutely nothing. There also exists in this deck a Vandalblast, and no, it is not a Vandalblast, it's actually a copy of Xenocentric Wrath from the Chaotic TCG that I have inscribed a quote on the bottom of.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Key combos	Animate Library + Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 28 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Beast 3/3 G, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Pegasus 2/2 W, Spider 1/2 G