The T1 loss Primer!

Casual Budget Competitive Group Hug Show and Tell Superfriends Theme/Gimmick

The_Dragonmaster

Creature (9)

• 4x Hex Parasite
• 4x Immolating Souleater
• 1x Spellskite

Land (36)

• 4x Ancient Tomb
• 3x Breeding Pool
• 2x Crystal Vein
• 4x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 4x Misty Rainforest
• 2x Overgrown Tomb
• 3x Scalding Tarn
• 4x Steam Vents
• 4x Stomping Ground
• 4x Temple Garden
• 2x Verdant Catacombs

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Fastbond

Artifact (4)

• 4x Mana Crypt

Instant (4)

• 4x Gut Shot

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Unexpected Results

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Spellskite

Instant (3)

• 3x Noxious Revival

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Hex Parasite

Land (8)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Verdant Catacombs

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Fastbond
• 1x Near-Death Experience

Artifact (1)

• 1x Mana Crypt

Instant (8)

• 1x Gut Shot
• 1x Intervention Pact
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Pact of the Titan
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Spoils of the Vault
• 1x Summoner's Pact

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Gitaxian Probe

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The Primer!

The Primer! Show

What this deck does Show

It kills itself. Nuff said

Different decks like this Show

Okay there are so many ways to play variations on this deck. You could play any card with a phyrexian mana. Most decks like this don't even need creatures. Like maybe 1 Fastbond , 55 Forest and 4 Serum Powder?. In the comments i've also noticed a lot of people telling me to do Spoils of the Vault this is pretty easy to understand, name a card you don't have in the deck, and die. Another idea is to run all the pacts.

Different colors and benefits Show

Why red? Show

Red helps you to burn yourself with spells like Gut Shot and provides Simian Spirit Guide for ramp.

Why Blue? Show

Blue is a very interesting choice, in fact, I have it in this deck. Why? There are two reasons for that, one BECAUSE I"M BATMAN and two Unexpected Results. Maybe you can find some other use for it, if so make a suggestion in the comments.

Why White? Show

That is a very good question. White is stupid upvote if you agree

Why Black Show

Okay now were talking. Black has so many spells that drain life, Sign in Blood to name just one. But the cards that really get going are: Spoils of the Vault and Plunge into Darkness . Black also has some combos with bassalt monolith. basalt monolith + artifact putrescence or Artifact Possession + Basalt Monolith

Why Green? Show

THIS. THIS is the color. Mad ramp including my favorite card Fastbond . It is impossible to make a fun deck without green.

Why important cards are in this deck Show

Blood Crypt - To lose life.
Breeding Pool - To lose life.
Godless Shrine - To lose life.
Hallowed Fountain - To lose life.
Overgrown Tomb - To lose life.
Boseiju, Who Shelters All - To lose life.
Steam Vents - To lose life.
Stomping Ground - To lose life.
Temple Garden - To lose life.
Watery Grave - To lose life.
Arid Mesa - To lose life.
Marsh Flats - To lose life.
Misty Rainforest - To lose life.
Scalding Tarn - To lose life.
Verdant Catacombs - To lose life.
Unexpected Results - To lose life faster.

Different Matchups Show

You could really face off against anything. Since this deck is casual, I don't know what this deck will face off against. But the decks you make, you can make in different formats and then you have something to fear.

Sideboard Help Show

I only have 6 cards in my sideboard and only need 6 cards in my sideboard. Both are conditional. (As all side cards should be). I have Spellskite in case I need them to ward off enemies, and Noxious Revival in case they kill my creatures. Really anything can be sideboarded. Even lands if your up against a land destroyer. If it lets you lose life, it couldn't hurt to side.

The Mirror Match Show

Mirror Match

Dummy #1 Took a hand with Stomping Ground , Steam Vents, Temple Garden, Crystal Vein, Unexpected Results, Fastbond , and Immolating Souleater .Dummy #2 Took a hand with Verdant Catacombs, Misty Rainforest , Steam Vents, Sacred Foundry, Stomping Ground , Breeding Pool, and Fastbond .

Dummy #1 went first and played a Temple Garden untapped, (18 life) Then proceeds to play Fastbond ,Steam Vents (15 life), Stomping Ground (11 life) Then a then played an Immolating Souleater going down to 1.

Dummy #2 Drew Ancient Tomb, played Verdant Catacombs and sacrificed it to tutor for a Breeding Pool untapped. (17 life). Then played Fastbond , and Misty Rainforest , and sacrificed it for another untapped Breeding Pool, (13 life), and then played the following: Steam Vents (9 life), Sacred Foundry (4 life), Stomping Ground (-2 life), Breeding Pool (-9 life), and Ancient Tomb (-17 life) (all untapped).

Quote from kameenook Show

The real winner though is the person who had the most fun, not the one that walked away with the most prizes.

If you like it gimme a

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Casual* The_Dragonmaster

SCORE: 8 | 6 COMMENTS | 1306 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

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I can win with both hands behind my back!

Casual The_Dragonmaster

SCORE: 31 | 21 COMMENTS | 3032 VIEWS | IN 6 FOLDERS

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Commander Version

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T1 loss COMMANDER!

Commander / EDH The_Dragonmaster

SCORE: 4 | 6 COMMENTS | 343 VIEWS

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Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	10 years
Last updated	7 years
Key combos	Artifact Possession + Basalt Monolith
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 3 Rares 6 - 3 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.42
Folders	Actaully stupid, Cool Stuff, shenanagins, Decks I Like, WTF, Deck Ideas, MTG Test 1, free, Entertaining, FUN! (Modern/Standard)