The Timmy Player's Ultimate Dream

Commander / EDH* Multiplayer RGW (Naya) Zoo

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Creature (44)

• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1x Atarka, World Render
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Dragonlord Atarka
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Faeburrow Elder
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Godsire
• 1x Gruul Ragebeast
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Nissa, Vastwood Seer  ^Flip
• 1x Novablast Wurm
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Paradise Druid
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Platinum Emperion
• 1x Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
• 1x Scourge of the Throne
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Terror of the Peaks
• 1x Tyrant's Familiar
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Ulvenwald Hydra
• 1x Utvara Hellkite
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Woodfall Primus
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels
• 1x Zacama, Primal Calamity

Land (39)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 4x Forest
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Winding Canyons
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Artifact (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of Resistance
• 1x Trinisphere

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Primal Surge

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What is the Timmy Player's Ultimate Dream?

This deck wants to play as many of the hugest creatures in the game as quickly as possible, and smash your opponent's face with them! Instants? Sorceries? What are those? We don't need no counter magic, no underhanded instant speed tricks. Our opponents can play whatever they want, we don't care. All are actions are telegraphed at sorcery speed, but we don't care. They can't stop us. WE'RE BIGGER THAN THEM. This deck is gross, powerful, and competitive, and as long as we have mana, nukes just keep falling out of our hand and off the top of our library. Your opponents can only deal with so many threats.

In true Timmy fashion, we also have one of the most over the top alternate instant win conditions in Magic. For 10 mana, we can cast the only sorcery in our deck, Primal Surge. Since it's the only non-permanent we have, we can slap our entire deck onto the field at once. Just turn that library over. (maybe leave a few cards so nobody decks you.) Cards like Warstorm Surge and Where Ancients Tread will see all your creatures entering at once, and deal enough damage to instantly kill all your foes. If for some reason that doesn't work, you can attack with your entire library thanks to Akroma's Memorial. If you cast this card and it resolves, you WILL win.

Combos & Synergies:

I could go on for days about all the synergies in this deck, but here's a few that I enjoy.

• Seedborn Muse + Creature Cheat (Mayael the Anima, Elvish Piper, Quicksilver Amulet, etc) = Shotgun out fatties on every opponent's turn. Throw in Rings of Brighthearth or Illusionist's Bracers and you can easily cheat out enough power to win the game after only one round of turns.

• Malignus + (Xenagos, God of Revels OR Pathbreaker Ibex) = Kill any player instantly.

• Novablast Wurm + Avacyn, Angel of Hope = Destroy all creatures but your own, every single turn.

• Iona, Shield of Emeria + Void Winnower = Lock players out of casting basically anything.

• Utvara Hellkite + Atarka, World Render = Giant double strike dragons, everywhere.

• Blightsteel Colossus + Xenagos, God of Revels = Be just the worst kind of person.

• Platinum Emperion + Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Archetype of Endurance + Sigarda, Host of Herons = Become immortal. No one can kill you, no one can remove your boardstate.

• Defense of the Heart = Synergy on a stick. Get literally any of these combos out for 4 mana.

I'm constantly looking for ways to improve the deck, so if you have any suggestions fire away! But please, none of those silly instants or sorceries.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	30 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	5.75
Tokens	Ashaya, the Awoken World, Beast 8/8 RGW, Dragon 6/6 R, Elephant 3-3 G
Folders	Friends' Decks, EDH