Then I Make A Squirrel...

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Food Squirrel Tokens

hypershadicman

Creature (25)

• 1x Camellia, the Seedmiser
• 1x Curious Forager
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1x Hazel's Brewmaster
• 1x Honored Dreyleader
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Liege of the Hollows
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Osteomancer Adept
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Scurrid Colony
• 1x Scurry Oak
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x The Odd Acorn Gang
• 1x Thornvault Forager
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Treetop Sentries
• 1x Valley Rotcaller
• 1x Vinereap Mentor

Instant (7)

• 1x Archdruid's Charm
• 1x Bake into a Pie
• 1x Cache Grab
• 1x Deathsprout
• 1x Pawpatch Formation
• 1x Savor
• 1x Verdant Command

Land (40)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Castle Garenbrig
• 1x Command Tower
• 16x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Jungle Basin
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Alpha Status
• 1x Animal Friend
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Necrosynthesis
• 1x One with Nature
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x For the Common Good
• 1x Many Partings
• 1x Nissa's Expedition
• 1x Primal Growth
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Revive the Shire
• 1x Swarmyard Massacre
• 1x Taste of Death

Artifact (7)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Blasting Station
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Patchwork Banner
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Sword of the Squeak

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Sideboard

Creature (12)

• 1x Bloodroot Apothecary
• 1x Bonebind Orator
• 1x Bushy Bodyguard
• 1x Corpseberry Cultivator
• 1x Elanor Gardner
• 1x Generous Ent
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Orchard Strider
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Rapacious Guest
• 1x Scurry of Squirrels

Land (1)

• 1x Reliquary Tower

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Caravan Vigil
• 1x Crippling Fear
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Rootcast Apprenticeship
• 1x Season of Gathering
• 1x Season of Loss

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Cloakwood Hermit
• 1x Innkeeper's Talent
• 1x Ordeal of Nylea
• 1x Scavenger's Talent
• 1x Stocking the Pantry

Instant (7)

• 1x Feed the Cycle
• 1x Hazel's Nocturne
• 1x High Stride
• 1x Luminescent Rain
• 1x Overprotect
• 1x Peerless Recycling
• 1x Tribal Unity

Artifact (5)

• 1x Acorn Catapult
• 1x Bumbleflower's Sharepot
• 1x Heaped Harvest
• 1x Heirloom Epic
• 1x Konda's Banner

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Crown of Vigor
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Reins of the Vinesteed
• 1x Sadistic Glee

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Migration Path
• 1x Nissa's Renewal
• 1x Verdant Confluence

Land (4)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Instant (2)

• 1x Fell the Pheasant
• 1x Stew the Coneys

Creature (3)

• 1x Brandywine Farmer
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Underworld Hermit

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NOTE: Making my first pass over the new Bloomburrow cards now, Sideboard is all either cards I've sorted out to make room, or cards I'm still considering to swap in before they get relegated over to the Maybe pile. Can't be asked to update the description until all of that is sorted, so ignore any discrepancies in the list while i work all that out.

Not the most busted way to play Chatterfang, but possibly the Squirrel-iest

Very simple game plan, pile on as many squirrels as you can by generating double the squirrels for your squirrels, and stock up on nuts for the winter and bulk up that life total enough to weather the storm of the entire table dogpiling you to get rid of your army of squirrels.

While you could play this entirely casually and just have fun building a big dumb squirrel army, squirrels as an archetype go infinite with a light breeze, so there are a few properly game-winning infinites in here, such as Blasting Station + Druid's Call + Squirrel Mob (in which the infinite amount of squirrels infinitely untap blasting station for infinite damage to an infinitely powerful Squirrel Mob) and Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak /Coat of Arms + Scurry Oak /Necrosynthesis + Phyrexian Altar + Scurry Oak /Ashnod's Altar + Necrosynthesis + Scurry Oak (all of which being variations of "put infinite +1/+1 counters on Scurry Oak for infinite squirrels, whether through infinite ETB triggers or infinite sacrifice triggers)

You could still use some of the goofier combos as well, like Alpha Status + Chitterspitter + Coat of Arms to make build up Chatterfang into an unstoppable force of commander damage with as little as 7 squirrels on the field, or use Acorn Catapult + Druid's Call + Squirrel Mob for a more flavorful squirrel combo that doesn't infinite but makes more squirrels in one trigger, but it's hard to fight the several infinite squirrel machines you've also got at your disposal

Date added	1 year
Last updated	4 months
Key combos	Acorn Catapult + Druid's Call + Squirrel Mob Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak Blasting Station + Druid's Call + Squirrel Mob Coat of Arms + Scurry Oak Necrosynthesis + Phyrexian Altar + Scurry Oak Alpha Status + Chitterspitter + Coat of Arms Ashnod's Altar + Necrosynthesis + Scurry Oak
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 2 Mythic Rares 30 - 13 Rares 21 - 13 Uncommons 18 - 10 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Bushy Bodyguard 1/1 G, Copy Clone, Food, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure