There Ain't Enough Boots For All Of Us

Legacy* BUG (Sultai) Equip Exile Mill Surveil Theft

GaryofGen4

Creature (18)

• 2x Fblthp, Lost on the Range
• 3x Felix Five-Boots
• 2x Gonti, Canny Acquisitor
• 4x Thieving Varmint
• 4x Tinybones, the Pickpocket
• 3x Voracious Varmint

Sorcery (14)

• 2x Rise of the Varmints
• 10x Slime Against Humanity
• 2x Stolen Identity

Land (20)

• 4x Arid Archway
• 4x Blooming Marsh
• 4x Festering Gulch
• 4x Soured Springs
• 2x Undercity Sewers
• 2x Underground Mortuary

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Tinybones Joins Up

Artifact (8)

• 2x Lavaspur Boots
• 2x Swiftfoot Boots
• 2x Trailblazer's Boots
• 2x Zephyr Boots

Instant (5)

• 2x Outrageous Robbery
• 3x Smuggler's Surprise

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Printlifter Ooze
• 2x Vannifar, Evolved Enigma

Instant (4)

• 4x Skulduggery

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Heartless Conscription

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Listen up slimeballs! There ain't enough boots for all of us round these parts. So if you wanna take my boots, then prepare yourself for a dirty duel! In this deck I wanted to use Felix Five-Boots to take advantage of stuff like Tinybones, the Pickpocket and Gonti, Canny Acquisitor. But creatures aren't the only thing I have up my sleeve for Felix Five-Boots, we also have Stolen Identity to cipher onto a creature like Tinybones, the Pickpocket so that I can create copies of artifacts or creatures.

Nice Deck You Got There!!

Another reason I wanted to make this deck is because I've always wanted to make a deck that plays my opponents decks. So obviously we have creatures like Tinybones, the Pickpocket and Gonti, Canny Acquisitor but we also have Outrageous Robbery. Lastly since I don't always wanna spend my mana to cast someone else's stuff, we have Thieving Varmint to help out with that.

Slime Before Beauty!!

My final game plan for the deck is something a bit sus.. you'll see that there are multiple lands in the deck that surveil, so hopefully we can surveil some Slime Against Humanity. And when all else fails, we have Tinybones Joins Up to help mill everybody slowly or Smuggler's Surprise to mill myself so that I can make the biggest slime possible.

These Boots Are Made For Walkin!!

On a side note, what's a Felix Five-Boots deck without boots?? I thought it would be fun to have Trailblazer's Boots, Lavaspur Boots, Swiftfoot Boots and Zephyr Boots all in the deck cause honestly, why not?

Date added	8 months
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 2 Mythic Rares 25 - 3 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 4 Commons
Cards	69
Avg. CMC	2.49
Tokens	A Mysterious Creature, Copy Clone, Ooze 0/0 G, Plot, Varmint 2/1 G