They Just Wont Die!

Vintage Control Midrange Mono-Black Multiplayer

gozmere

Creature (22)

• 4x Bloodghast
• 4x Gravecrawler
• 3x Nether Traitor
• 2x Ophiomancer
• 4x Putrid Imp
• 4x Scourge of Nel Toth
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh

Land (19)

• 19x Swamp

Enchantment (7)

• 4x Bloodchief Ascension
• 3x Contamination

Artifact (8)

• 4x Skullclamp
• 4x Smokestack

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Buried Alive

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Do you enjoy making your friends angry while playing a big casual free-for-all?

Then do I have something special for you.

As we all know the best way to play magic is to make sure others don't get to play magic. Making fair things and breaking them in half as we make them as unfair as possible. This includes but not limited to:Using putrid imp to throw away cards! no one would suspect this to be our best starting card. We will happily throw every creature away and watch them come back for practically free. Who doesn't love free shit! I know I do! making sure everyone's lands tap for swamps. Big juicy swamps thanks toContamination. Our recurring creatures such as bloodghast, gravecrawler, a few bloodsoaked champions, which can be substituted for nether traitor; ensures that we always make sure that all our friends have swamps for the rest of the game. But wait THATS NOT ALL. smokestack. Such a lovely card, and what a coincidence that it synergizes so well with our cheap recurring creatures! How convenient! because this way we can have all our friends ensure that they have nothing to do but draw a card every turn, while we do whatever the hell we want. Because this is ALL about us and don't forget that. Now you may ask yourself, what do we do now that we sucked all the fun out of the game and have several salty people angry at us? Well to put it simply we bash faces in. With all our little minions! Want more creatures? we hav an easy solution for that! use buried alive as a very fair triple tutor for three mana to get all those pesky critters crawling out of your deck. Or even better get our big flipping dragons in our graveyard and bring them back for a measly two mana. being attacked by 6 different people? bring vengeful pharaoh out and destroy someones lame one time creatures. Talk about efficiency!So in magic we usually never get that golden hand that we dream of so much. that's why we stall. and stall we do well! with two copies of ophiomancer ( probably my favorite card), vengeful pharoh (definetly needs to be discarded by putrid imp or tutored with buried alive), and bloodchief ascencsion( This if laid down on turn 1 and no one destroys it will gain you 100s of life... not kidding). All of which stall the game out and let us set up our fair combo synergy up! speaking of combos, skullclamp, along with our 2/1 recurring creatures offer a great sacrifice in the name of fairness! pretty much draw your deck faster than you would know it. yes you do occasionally mill yourself out. yes its hilarious. And if the board is cluttered with creatures that we don't want there, Don't worry because we can throw toxic deludge down as a salty bomb that's hits all our friends in the face as a 3 mana board wipe. Don't forget to start saying card value so they don't forget all the free shit and things your destroying! CARD VALUESo do yourself a favor and maybe carry mace on you... because this deck will make people pretty mad. Stay salty boyz!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Vintage legal.
Rarity (main - side)	29 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.59
Tokens	Snake 1/1 B