This Is Me Not Touching You

Casual 8-Rack Budget Casual Control Mono-Black

GearNoir

Land (23)

• 4x Glacial Chasm
• 15x Swamp
• 4x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Enchantment (7)

• 3x Necrogen Mists
• 4x Shrieking Affliction

Artifact (11)

• 3x Power Conduit
• 4x The Rack
• 4x Wheel of Torture

Instant (4)

• 4x Victim of Night

Sorcery (15)

• 4x Blackmail
• 4x Hymn to Tourach
• 4x Raven's Crime
• 3x Wrench Mind

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Sideboard

Creature (8)

• 4x Phyrexian Crusader
• 4x Plague Stinger

Artifact (3)

• 3x Lashwrithe

Instant (4)

• 4x Funeral Charm

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This is me not touching you...I'm not touching you...

Ideally, we want Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth down on turn 1, Glacial Chasm on the field by turn 3, and Power Conduit down on turn 3. Start spamming discard and The Rack spells after. Glacial Chasm can be reset each time you draw a new one (sac-ing the old one each time). Be warned though, once Chasm hits the field, there is no going back, we have less than 8 turns (worst case scenario) to shut the opponent down; this is why so many Rack effects have been included.

Extra lands past the 4-5 on the field are to fuel Raven's Crime as needed.

Sideboard is a surprise infect swap.

Yea, budget Rack experiments going on. Proceed with caution...the butthurt may be real.

Let me know what you think below!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Exclude colors	WURG
Splash colors	B
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 7 Rares 23 - 4 Uncommons 11 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.76
Tokens	Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B
Folders	Mono decks, Possible Decks???