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Pauper GU (Simic)

SkittleBread

Sorcery (24)

• 4x Careful Study
• 4x Foresight
• 16x Slime Against Humanity

Instant (7)

• 3x Mental Note
• 4x Otherworldly Gaze

Creature (8)

• 4x Rubblebelt Maverick
• 4x Tolarian Terror

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Utopia Sprawl

Land (17)

• 9x Forest
• 8x Island

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Bioshift
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Spell Pierce

Creature (1)

• 1x Basking Rootwalla

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Tapping at the Window

Land (1)

• 1x Lakeside Shack

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I'm trying to make slime against humanity work! so far it seems to me that turn 1 Utopia Sprawl into turn 2 Foresight into turn 3 slime is the best course of action. by turn three your looking at a 5/5 to a 7/7 slime. overall the goal is to get as many Slime Against Humanity's as possible into the graveyard and exile while still playing them. at a certain point the trample damage is enough and you whittle your opponent down. The "keep things moving" chunk is Foresight, Mental Note, Careful Study, and Otherworldly Gaze. Tolarian Terror and Rubblebelt Maverick are consistency boosters.

my biggest issue in testing thus far is consistency. I've had tests that have gone amazing, and some that just brick horribly. I know all the pieces are there to do the thing but it doesn't happen consistently enough to be any kind of competitive against meta stuff. Let me know if you've got any suggestions!

Date added	1 month
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.40
Tokens	Ooze 0/0 G
Folders	Pauper Shenanigans