Varina, the Teenage Lich

Commander / EDH* Aggro Bracket 3 Combo Tokens WUB (Esper) Zombie

McDuckington

Creature (42)

• 1x Archghoul of Thraben
• 1x Bladestitched Skaab
• 1x Bone Miser
• 1x Cemetery Reaper
• 1x Cleaver Skaab
• 1x Corpse Augur
• 1x Corpse Knight
• 1x Crow of Dark Tidings
• 1x Death Baron
• 1x Diregraf Colossus
• 1x Gisa and Geralf
• 1x God-Eternal Oketra
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Hashaton, Scarab's Fist
• 1x Headless Rider
• 1x Hordewing Skaab
• 1x Lord of the Accursed
• 1x Lord of the Undead
• 1x Loyal Unicorn
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Murderous Rider
• 1x Narfi, Betrayer King
• 1x Nightscape Familiar
• 1x Overcharged Amalgam
• 1x Prophet of the Scarab
• 1x Ratadrabik of Urborg
• 1x Rot Hulk
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Spark Double
• 1x Temmet, Naktamun's Will
• 1x The Scarab God
• 1x Tomb Tyrant
• 1x Undead Augur
• 1x Undead Warchief
• 1x Warren Soultrader
• 1x Wayward Servant
• 1x Wilhelt, the Rotcleaver
• 1x Zahur, Glory's Past
• 1x Zombie Master
• 1x Zul Ashur, Lich Lord

Land (30)

• 1x Accursed Duneyard
• 1x Bleachbone Verge
• 1x Boreal Shelf
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Frost Marsh
• 1x Glacial Floodplain
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Ice Tunnel
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Raffine's Tower
• 5x Snow-Covered Island
• 3x Snow-Covered Plains
• 5x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Unholy Grotto
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Endless Ranks of the Dead
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Necroduality
• 1x On Wings of Gold
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Rooftop Storm
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Cryptcaller Chariot
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Monument to Endurance
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Patchwork Banner
• 1x Replicating Ring
• 1x Sol Ring

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Damn
• 1x From Under the Floorboards
• 1x Zombie Apocalypse

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty
• 1x Liliana, Untouched By Death

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bolas's CitadelGC

Instant (1)

• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC

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All we want to do is eat your brains. Were not unreasonable... i mean, no ones gonna eat your eyes.

Why not Scarab God or Wilhelt? Because Esper Zombies has been turbo-charged, and is the most fun deck ive had in Magic for awhile.

Why not Temmet or Hashaton? Because Varina lets you churn through your deck at ridiculous speeds, allowing you to get to the cards you need, and pitch the cards you dont, faster and faster.

Everyones life needs a touch of Magic, and Esper adds Anointed Procession, Oketra, Wayward Servant, Temmet, Hashaton, Wings of Gold... Lots of good value, fun cards. to overwhelm your opponents, or combo them down.

Current wincons:

We got the obvious aggro "zombies eat your brains". Make them big, give them Fear or Menace, and swing at people until theyre dead.

We got the drain life with Corpse Knight and Wayward Servant, make so many zombies that everyone just dies.

For combos if the group is spicy, we got Rooftop Storm/Gravecrawler, and one of the the above two cards; Or Warren Soultrader/Gravecrawler, and one of the above two cards.

I definitely want to get Bolas's CitadelGC and Cyclonic RiftGC in here, but i don't know what to cut at this point. Syr Konrad, the Grim would be super funny too.

Any suggestions anyone has would be also be welcome! And remember... If it doesn't scare you... you're already DEAD!

Date added	4 years
Last updated	16 hours
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.53
Tokens	Copy Clone, On an Adventure, Replicated Ring, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed, Zombie Warrior 4/4 B