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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Planeswalkers of all ages: Come one, come all, to the fabulous spectacle of wheels, wipes & WMDs! -Everyone’s a winner with spells galore that spit fire, grease lightning & loop unlimited energy for your amusement... & your enemy's demise. Quality guaranteed for a limited time only!" };P

Been playing this Wheels/Kess since the year she released (before the hype from Hullbreacher, R.I.P) & it works like a charm! Most disruptive & varied version of her I know. (provided you check yards)

(alternates, for Metas i.e. Stax Heavy: Tergrid, God of Fright   >< Professor Onyx ; Dack Fayden >< Chaos Warp ; Isochron Scepter >< Barrin, Master Wizard ; Dramatic Reversal >< Chain of Smog ; Stifle >< Swan Song ; Baral, Chief of Compliance >< Snapcaster Mage ; Phantasmal Image >< Faerie Mastermind)

Synergy & Combo icing (note: Opponents can avoid Wheel of Misfortune by voting 0, so it gets no cred here; many of these are executed quickly with Doomsday)

Whispering Madness on Kess + other Wheels with Megrim / Liliana's Caress = "Descend into Wonderland." O.o

Wheel of Fortune effects with proper math (or Narset, Parter of Veils / Notion Thief to Stax them) + Laboratory Maniac = "Turn to 'Generic Lab-Man finish', page #394."

Demonic Consultation/Tainted Pact in response to a Thassa's Oracle trigger... speaking of Generic. xP

Barrin, Master Wizard + Dockside Extortionist (at 5 or more for count) = Milking clients for fun & profit. (add Mayhem Devil for "Treasured kills")

Professor Onyx + Chain of Smog or a well established Brain Freeze = "For today's lesson in BDSM boys and girls..."

Underworld Breach + Lion's Eye Diamond = Profit! (use up discarded Lands)

Isochron Scepter + Dramatic Reversal + >=2 rocks + unblocked Prowess or "spell cast, create a dude" = "It ain't the size of the win-switch, its what you do with it!"

A well placed Tergrid, God of Fright   can net ALL the mana (for say, Yawgmoth's Will) + other players' wincons.

After a mana combo: Tergrid, God of Fright  's backside or Ad Nauseam finish; Abyssal Nocturnus can be a 1-shot while Wheeling, & Waste Not / Bone Miser army for a last-ditch next turn gg.

Bloodwater Entity + any Return All, like Devastation Tide = "We're not playing with permanents today." (similar with Kederekt Leviathan & Necromancy)

Casual EDH Dirty Harry: Mana Geyser + Whims of the Fates + Reverberate / Narset's Reversal = Russian Roulette!

Friend, Duncan Ringo: "Why not just run Tutors & Infinite Turns? It'd be easy."

Me: "...You read the Bible Ringo?"

Ringo: "Not regularly, no."

Me: "Well there’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin‘ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass! I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin‘ made me think twice. See now I’m thinkin‘, it could mean you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd, and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that... But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is... you’re the weak, and I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin‘ Ringo... I’m tryin‘ real HARD, to be the shepherd."

Ok, long roundabout, but great scene + you get the idea >;) (degeneracy is Evil kids)

Hi Tek 3 - Spin that wheel - 1989 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_Z7EJ10RM

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Casual

93% Competitive

Date added 4 years
Last updated 1 year
Exclude colors WG
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

16 - 2 Mythic Rares

56 - 6 Rares

14 - 5 Uncommons

10 - 2 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.08
Tokens Bird 2/2 U, Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Dack Fayden, Orc Army, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders Woaaaah cool deck, Kess, Retired
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