You Just Got Blown Up By the Great Lord Egotist

Casual Budget Combo Creatureless Theme/Gimmick UR (Izzet)

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Creature (3)

• 2x Daring Apprentice
• 1x Scornful Egotist

Land (22)

• 4x Halimar Depths
• 10x Island
• 8x Mountain

Artifact (14)

• 4x Mind Stone
• 4x Mirror of Fate
• 2x Shrine of Piercing Vision
• 4x Tormod's Crypt

Instant (4)

• 4x Long-Term Plans

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Epic Experiment
• 4x Erratic Explosion
• 4x Faithless Looting
• 4x Selective Memory
• 4x Taigam's Scheming

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Greater Gargadon

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Temporal Trespass

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Maybeboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Door to Nothingness

Instant (2)

• 1x Silence
• 1x Twiddle

Sorcery (9)

• 2x Channel the Suns
• 1x Forked Bolt
• 4x Unexpected Results
• 1x Worldfire
• 1x Worst Fears

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Step 1: Draw and discard cards (using Tormod's Crypt to exile your combo pieces) until you can
Step 2: Mirror of Fate + Selective Memory
Step 3: Use Mirror of Fate , put Epic Experiment on top, followed by 3 or 4 Erratic Explosion s (just be sure you cast Epic Experiment for the right cost) and then Scornful Egotist
Step 4: Win
Step 5: Laugh hysterically

Scornful Egotist can be sideboarded out for Greater Gargadon or Temporal Trespass if you want to win more like a lame dumb head. (Exiling the combo pieces is essential, and drawing the Egotist can be a problem without discard outlets and Tormod's Crypt.) You can also substitute Fleshpulper Giant if you'd rather stomp your opponents into a pulpy mass.

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Turn 1: Halimar Depths to make sure you don't draw any combo pieces until you can Selective Memory
Turn 2: Mountain, Mind Stone
Turn 3: Land, Selective Memory
Turn 4: Land, Mirror of Fate
Turn 5: Win

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Other possibilities for Epic Experiment:
Silence, Unexpected Results for Worldfire (which will be the only card left in your library), then Forked Bolt targeting your opponent and yourself. As you both simultaneously lose, read aloud "Play no favorites. Everybody dies."

Unexpected Results for Door to Nothingness, Twiddle to untap the Door, 2 Channel the Suns to activate the Door targeting yourself.

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This deck is third in a series that I like to call Doing Really Stupid and Occasionally Hilarious Stuff in Magic: the Series
See also:
But Wait, There's a Catch
The Game that Never Ends (Literally) / The $2000 Deck That Can't Win
I Was Only Trying to Help

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Key combos	Mirror of Fate + Selective Memory
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 1 Mythic Rares 10 - 1 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.63
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C
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