Zurgo's Takir Army Knife Turbo Edition [[Retired]]

Commander / EDH Aggro Land Destruction Ramp RBW (Mardu) Voltron

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Land (36)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 5x Mountain
• 6x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
• 5x Swamp

Creature (10)

• 1x Arashin Foremost
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Auriok Steelshaper
• 1x Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder *f-etch*
• 1x Danitha Capashen, Paragon
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Puresteel Paladin
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Sram, Senior Edificer
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic

Artifact (21)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x O-Naginata
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Tenza, Godo's Maul
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte
• 1x Vorrac Battlehorns
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Cataclysm *list*
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Open the Armory
• 1x Relentless Assault
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Seize the Day
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift
• 1x Waves of Aggression
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

Instant (17)

• 1x Ajani's Presence
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Apostle's Blessing
• 1x Blessed Breath
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Brave the Elements
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Gods Willing
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Psychotic Fury
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Temur Battle Rage
• 1x Wear / Tear

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ajani, Caller of the Pride
• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Blind Obedience

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Sideboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Demonic Tutor

Land (1)

• 1x Fetid Heath

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Angelic Destiny

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Hour of Revelation
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x World at War

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Oblivion Ring

Instant (2)

• 1x Onward / Victory
• 1x Savage Beating

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Get Zurgo out as early as possible and get that clock ticking.

Evade your opponents attempts to stop Zurgo from hitting where it hurts.

Why attack only once per turn?

Relentlessly bash your opponent in the face with high amounts of damage.

Destroy your opponents lands, because they will love you.

This is a casual/semi-competitive, mostly 1 vs 1 deck, which I refer to as a "smash" deck, because that is what it does. Exclusively. Aiming to be a ferocious, yet FUN deck to play, it does well enough in a casual multiplayer setting, but it'll have a tough time against multiple competitive decks. One on one is where it truly shines though and with good draws, will easily outpace "better" decks. Tailored to fit Zurgo's ferocity, I have removed and added many a card and slowly chiseled away the useless and not so good and as it stands now, is probably the fastest non-green, triple color EDH deck I've built.

Zurgo's armory is stocked with useful things that elevate his damage output and make him hit your opponent in the jewels. There is so much of it, your opponent will have a hard time removing it all. This is complemented by a selection of board wipes and land destruction to lock down and ruin your opponents plays. The handful of creatures also mostly function in a complementary role to Zurgo's tactics.

Sideboard cards will be added once I get additional copies.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 2 Mythic Rares 37 - 3 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.59
Tokens	Cat 2/2 W, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Soldier 1/1 W