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#2
Firesong Angel
Creature - Angel Dragon
Flying
Whenever Firesong Angel attacks, you may exile a card from your hand. If you do, it deals damage equal to that cards mana cost divided as you choose among any number of permanents. If you do, draw a card.
With the Omenpaths open, Innistrad finally got the angelic protection it desperately needed, but not the angelic protection it desperately wanted...
4/5
I've always enjoyed non-legendary mythics, so that's your challenge.
Make another non-legendary mythic spell. Preferably a creature but doesn't have to be.
March 27, 2025 9:47 p.m. Edited.
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#4
Varci, God of Hope
Legendary Enchantment Creature - God
Flash
Indestructible
As long as your devotion to white is less than five, Varci isn't a creature.
When Varci enters, if it was cast, your life total becomes equal to your starting life total. This ability can only resolve once per game. If it has already resolved, draw five cards instead.
4/7
Since we got new Spirit Dragons to replace the Elder Dragons on Tarkir, how about a nice lineup to replace some of the Gods on Theros?
Apparently the only two gods to have survived the Phyrexian invasion are Kruphix (who was able to see the Phyrexian invasion across the horizons), and Aetheos (who basically hid in the underworld)
Idk how true that is, but it's what I read online
March 27, 2025 2:41 a.m.
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#5
Overwhelming Clamor
Instant
This spell can't be counted.
This spell costs less to cast for each spell and / or ability on the stack.
Counter everything.
"I... said... ENOUGH!!"
I could see a Dean from Strixhaven just slamming his fists down on an open book screaming out a sonic pulse at the classroom who are stunned and terrified at the same time as the artwork
Make that image into a Legendary Advisor for the Orzhova Syndicate.
You may choose the rest of his type (Human, Demon, Thrull, whatever) but he must be an Advisor also
March 26, 2025 2:14 a.m. Edited.
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#6
Ichthyos, Biogeneticist
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Scientist
The first time you mutate or replicate each turn, draw a card.
Non-artifact creature spells you cast have mutate. Their mutate cost is equal to their casting cost plus .
Non-artifact creature spells you cast have replicate. It's replicate cost is equal to its casting cost.
2/2
Let's see a legendary Mardu demon for Tarkir
March 25, 2025 11:49 a.m.
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#7
Tarkir: Dragonstorm Show
Sarkhan, Draconic Bloodline
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Warrior
Haste
Whenever Sarkhan attacks, you may put a non-legendary dragon from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking the same player or permanent. Sacrifice it at the end of combat.
Sacrifice a legendary Dragon, : Transform Sarkhan.
4/4
Sarkhan, Dragon God
Legendary Creature - Dragon God
Sarkhan, Dragon God is all colors
Flying, vigilance, haste
Sarkhan has each keyword ability among Dragons you control. If an ability has a cost associated with it such as ward, use the highest value among similar ward costs, and combine different ward costs.
Whenever Sarkhan attacks, reveal a Dragon card you own from any zone and put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. If it's not legendary, make a token copy of it as it enters. Shuffle your library if you searched it.
8/7
This means if you have Atarka, World Render he has trample. Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon gives him infect. Archive Dragon gives him ward . Dromoka, the Eternal gives him bolster 2.
As for Ward, let's say you have a Ward from Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm, Ward from Iymrith, Desert Doom and let's assume there's an Aura that says something like "Ward - Pay 4 life"
He would have the higher as well as pay 4 life in order to target.
Bleh I feel better and have 1 minute before I clock back in for lunch so..
Wild!!
Or, actually you know what?
If you have a card that annoys you that you wish was "better" or "different" or "lore accurate", make it.
Only caveat is you can't just make it cost less mana. That's cheating.
March 24, 2025 7:23 p.m. Edited.
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#8
Vorin, Nature's Defender
Legendary Creature - Troll Shaman Druid
Vigilance
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Vorin gains indestructible until end of turn.
When Vorin dies, create a number of 0/1 green Plant creature tokens equal to his power plus his toughness.
8/8
I enjoy how you can give him indo on a stick with lands such as Evolving Wilds, lol.
I could reasonably see Elesh Norn as Human and Jin as a Naga or something serpent like.
I haven't the slightest idea for Shelly.
Atraxa is obvs an Angle.
Repeat or wild, whichever.
March 24, 2025 1:59 a.m. Edited.
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#9
Poison Blade
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and gains haste and toxic 1.
Equip - Pay 5 life
Sat for nearly 4 days
Take any of the Phyrexian Praetors and show us what they were like prior to their corruption.
For example, Urabrask may have been a Vashino, or Atraxa was an Angle.
March 23, 2025 8:01 p.m.
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#10
So, like I'm confused. Are you wanting a MTG card for your game? Or like, a card for your game using MTG format? Or like... A card for your game that isn't MTG related at all? One of your cards "turned into" MTG? Or..?
March 23, 2025 1:43 a.m. Edited.
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#11
The Great Wall of Sentia
Legendary Artifact Creature - Elder Wall
Reach, defender
Your deck may contain any number of cards named The Great Wall of Sentia.
The legend rule does not apply to The Great Wall of Sentia.
The Great Wall of Sentia get +0/+2 for each creature you control named The Great Wall of Sentia.
For thousands of years it stood, against hundreds of battles, spanning dozens of nations.
2/4
Idk lol
Wild
March 18, 2025 12:07 p.m.
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#12
Odric, Fighting Hunger
Legendary Creature - Human Vampire Soldier
Vigilance, haste
Ward - Pay life equal to his power
Whenever Odric deals combat damage, you lose that much life.
+1/+1 counters may only be put on Odric by him dealing combat damage.
Whenever Odric deals combat damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
Remove ten +1/+1 counters: Transform Odric.
3/6
Odric, Fighting Demons
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Deathtouch, double strike, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance.
After investigating the massacre of New Hanweir Meld, Elspeth tracked down the entity who's insatiable hunger knew no mortal bounds. What she found wasn't a monster, but a man trapped within...
2/2
So he deals 3 damage, you lose 3 life and he gets 3x +1/+1 counters.
He's now a 6/9
He deals 6, you lose 6 (total of 9), and he gets 6x +1/+1 counters
He's now a 12/15
He deals 12, you lose 12 (total of 21) and he gets 12x +1/+1 counters
He's now a 24/27
He has 21x +1/+1 counters. You remove 10.
He transforms as a 2/2 but he has 11x +1/+1 counters remaining. He is a 13/13
He swings, with double strike, Landing 26 damage and gaining you back 26 life, putting you 5 ahead of what you've lost.
If he was unblocked not blocked insufficiently, that's lethal commander damage
- I love how this design means you've lost 21 life to your own commander. You won't die from commander damage because it wasn't combat it was life loss, but I do love that hidden value. And at 21 lost life, if he connects just one more time you die to his insatiable hunger which I also love. Not to mention the harmony of a 3/3/3 and a 6/6/6 for Innistrad, followed by a 13/13 creature.
I had "Human" added to his typeline to show that deep down inside and within him, somewhere, is the essence of Humanity fighting to break free.
Continue with Innistrad 4
March 17, 2025 11:55 a.m. Edited.
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#13
Sarkhan, The Dragon Tempest
Legendary Planeswalker - Sarkhan
During your turn, Sarkhan is a 5/5 red dragon creature with flying. Combat damage during your turn doesn't remove loyalty.
+2 Target dragon you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
-3 The next dragon spell you cast this turn costs less.
-10 Draw ten cards and add . Copy each dragon spell you cast until end of turn. They enter as tokens.
5
Wild
March 16, 2025 7:58 p.m.
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#14
The Defiant One
Legendary Creature - Sliver
Slivers you control have defender.
Whenever a nontoken Sliver you control enters the battlefield, flip three coins. For each heads, create a token copy of it. For each tails, sacrifice a Sliver.
Refusing to leave it's brood, this Queen amassed a gestation of millions without anyone realizing the horror that would unleash upon her demise...
10/10
Yeah we're gonna need a Sliver Planeswalker now. Remember, all legendary Sliver are WUBRG in casting.
March 16, 2025 1:56 p.m.
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So it does "technically fit", except MTG Design doesn't allow a 5th field so the static is put into the +2 due to formatting limitations.
Artwork is from Polygoyf because I couldn't find anything better. But it's not suitable for Planeswalker artwork so shrug?
See above for the challenge
March 16, 2025 11:26 a.m.
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#16
Layline Conduit
Artifact - Equipment
If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Equip Land: and tap the land being equipped
Equipped land has ": Add ."
I wasn't sure if 0 cost meant MV or equip. This way it functionally becomes both with the autoplay
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March 16, 2025 2:52 a.m.
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#17
Overcome with Frenzy
Enchantment
All creatures have haste and attack at random if able.
Vraska, Jace, Tyvar and the rest of The Outlaws needed a distraction. Angrath usually doesn't smile. But now? Now he was grinning.
Pillowfort is defined as making it so costly or difficult to attack you that nobody does.
Part of disrupting combat in a red manner is taking away choice.
So, for mono-red, I feel this is sufficient.
Let's see a brand new Mardu Planeswalker with four loyalty abilities
OR
Three loyalty abilities and a nice powerful static ability.
March 16, 2025 2:41 a.m. Edited.
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#18
I just rolled 9d6 for fun.
1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4 & 5
So 1 Thopter, 2 Toys, a total of 10 Food which can get me 1 card & 2 Plants
:3
March 15, 2025 10:02 a.m.
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If this isn't my most upvoted card, idk what I'm doing anymore lol
In the spirit of festivities, make anything for a holiday or party you enjoy
March 15, 2025 9:24 a.m. Edited.
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#20
Monolith Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as Monolith Golem is the only creature you control, it has hexproof and indestructible.
6/6
Wild
Storm passed btw. Was bad enough that it knocked out power at a hospital I drove past on my way home from work.
March 15, 2025 2:32 a.m.
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