KrazyCaley's Deckbuilders' Challenge- Hilarity

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KrazyCaley

15 December 2011

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Welcome back to the Stage of History

I'm still grading the last challenge that I did before I got tangled up in that infinite Shahrazad game. In the meantime, chew on this, deckbuilders. Winner gets a prize- a pick out of my assorted trades binder. And I have a few nice cards in there.

The Rules

1 - Your deck may have no more than 4 copies of a card in it, other than basic lands.

2 - Cards from the "un"-sets are banned.

3 - Your deck will be judged solely on how funny it is. You need to tell a joke with your deck.

Here's a hilarious deck I threw together : Everybody Is A Winner.

And here are some hilarious decks from the always-on-point Magic Lampoon:

Relentless Rats

Three-Color No Rare Control

Sizzle Blizzard

Get to work! And remember, Jester's Cap IS NOT FUNNY.

squire1 says... #1

How many entries per person allowed?

December 15, 2011 9:14 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #2

Infinite for this challenge.

December 15, 2011 9:21 p.m.

burkek says... #3

Goblin Rigger Tribal

Does a long explanation of ridiculous choices count as a joke?

December 15, 2011 9:32 p.m.

squire1 says... #4

Wizard of OZ. First entry

December 15, 2011 9:47 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #5

@burkek- Brevity is the soul of wit, but if you feel like you can make me laugh with a description stand-up routine, hit me.

December 15, 2011 10:23 p.m.

PoorFredNoonan says... #6

I'd like to add What is this "cancelling"? (now with a win con) to the official entry list :3

December 15, 2011 10:35 p.m.

Carn13 says... #7

Does my 60-Card Battle of Wits deck count?

December 15, 2011 10:39 p.m.

torridus says... #8

B/G Valakut Ramp without Valakuts: Smells like Valakut

The joke is primarily that the win conditions are cards most people think suck (Corrupt , Nightmare ).

December 15, 2011 11:05 p.m.

SwiftDeath says... #9

black kamikaze the joke is I never win.

December 15, 2011 11:30 p.m.

JazzCrimes says... #10

Naya Surprise. One of my favorite joke decks.

December 15, 2011 11:34 p.m.

JazzCrimes says... #11

Chaos Incarnate. This one's fun, if nothing else. :P

December 15, 2011 11:53 p.m.

mossflower says... #12

I made this deck a while back, but I've updated it for this one: You are a PLAINSwalker!

December 16, 2011 2:37 a.m.

Vman says... #13

whats the rule on similar decks here? coz like some people might copy off others?

December 16, 2011 3:03 a.m.

hamburgers says... #14

http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/moxlotus-jundochron-scepterI don't believe in joke decks, so I'm going to submit the most serious deck and discussion I have ever constructed.

Also, legal in Vintage

Also, double bracketing won't let me hyperlink. Odd.

December 16, 2011 3:13 a.m.

Vman says... #15

also whats the rules on jtms and banned cards?

December 16, 2011 3:17 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #16

I hope no one is actually copying, but if a couple similar ideas show up independently, I'll make sure everyone gets credit.

December 16, 2011 3:18 a.m.

Vman says... #17

andsh le bann?

December 16, 2011 3:19 a.m.

Syinide says... #18

Here's my entry. Hope ya like it!

You have creatures?

December 16, 2011 4:17 a.m.

Vman says... #19

hey Syinide sup bro

December 16, 2011 4:18 a.m.

Vman says... #20

my decks are MOSTLY standard...ish and are also mostly very casual playable..ive had alot of success online and they make my opponent go WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...im making some for this entry alone but the ones that i made are

Oblit, i jus wanna be friends

deck:phage-er-pod

X is for love

fetchable depths

ill shrine you how to do it

Island hearts

Germalicious

Mono B ramp

Wheres le win?

wurmcoil mayhem

ALLOY blade

im working on just funny decks atm, but they wont be as good =P

December 16, 2011 5:25 a.m.

mozerdozer says... #21

I want to make a deck but it uses the pre-M10 definition outside of game. Can I do that? (I need to move moe than 15 cards into my deck).

December 16, 2011 7:54 a.m.

Vman says... #22

deck:phage-er-pod is my fave btw

December 16, 2011 7:58 a.m.

mozerdozer says... #23

My deck is similar to carn13 but completes its objective in an entirely different way and has only one way to win.

December 16, 2011 7:59 a.m.

Miasma says... #24

Haha. The name says it all.

For Teh Lull's

Hope you enjoy!

December 16, 2011 8:22 a.m.

squire1 says... #25

chrono lock well the whole point is to just stop people from being able to do anything including yourself. To me that is funny.

December 16, 2011 8:28 a.m.

squire1 says... #26

December 16, 2011 8:29 a.m.

squire1 says... #27

December 16, 2011 8:30 a.m.

shadowdart says... #28

Standard deck. Dumb I know but I have no knowledge of magic before 2010

0 for you

December 16, 2011 8:58 a.m.

squire1 says... #29

Xmas miracle/loophole

BTW note, that there are no UN-set cards in here

December 16, 2011 9:23 a.m.

Zarum says... #30

Some of decks have a made up story or a funny clever title. but the funnies one i have is probalby my worst.

Introducing:

????? Deck

December 16, 2011 9:43 a.m.

viridianblaze says... #31

Level 0 wizard

This challenge is supposed to tell a story right?

I figured I'd start at my own beginning.

December 16, 2011 9:55 a.m.

maxtheax says... #32

This is currently not in standard, as i created it a while ago, i may update it so that it fits in the new metas.

Also, read the comments for more laughs.

Red Deck Will Win.

December 16, 2011 11:08 a.m.

metalmagic says... #33

I'll submit this here deck. Ping'd to Death.

December 16, 2011 1:18 p.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #34

Less of a "joke" death rather than just plain silly: Squirrel Catapult Massacre

December 16, 2011 2:52 p.m.

IronHead says... #35

Because the only thing that pisses people off more than loses is drawing.

Well look at that, It's a Draw

December 16, 2011 6:41 p.m.

IronHead says... #36

Disclaimer: I did not invent this deck. Somebody else on another forum did and they gave me permission to post this here. However given the nature of this contest I could not resist submitting it.

Ultimate Control

December 16, 2011 6:56 p.m.

JazzCrimes says... #37

December 17, 2011 1:18 a.m.

Terramune says... #38

I forgot my penny.... Damn I guess it's my game loss.

December 17, 2011 4:55 a.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #39

Again, its more silly from me: How Many Coins Does It Take To Bomb A Pigeon?

December 17, 2011 10:06 a.m.

pookypuppy6 says... #40

OOPS!!! Sorry Terramune, we came up with similar coin-related ideas! I should have considered that :(

December 17, 2011 10:07 a.m.

Terramune says... #41

lol its cool. I flip ya for the win if it comes down to it!!

December 17, 2011 2:22 p.m.

Spoofed says... #42


deck chart

Game Starts I Lose

Legacy — Spoofed — a few seconds ago

Playtest |deck:game-starts-i-lose/draw

0 COMMENTS — 2 VIEWS — SCORE: 0


I haven't fully worked out the probability of losing, but it can happen.

December 17, 2011 11:05 p.m.

burkek says... #43

when is this challenge finished?

December 17, 2011 11:53 p.m.

squire1 says... #44

December 17, 2011 11:53 p.m.

vazhar says... #46

December 18, 2011 4:10 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #47

@burkek : I would miss any deadline I set. I will tell you well in advance, so that you have time to finish up any ideas you might have.

December 18, 2011 5:31 a.m.

shaistyone says... #48

Tapfest - I actually built this deck, and it was hilarious.

Flipping Out

December 19, 2011 1:06 a.m.

Vman says... #49

whens the deadline? can we atleast have till christmas? =))

December 19, 2011 6:52 a.m.

keneke01 says... #50

Krakens Interesting win condition...I find it funny!

December 19, 2011 10:21 a.m.

Jarrod_0067 says... #51

December 20, 2011 8:38 a.m.

KrazyCaley says... #52

I won't get to grading these until after the New Year for sure.

December 20, 2011 3:12 p.m.

Vman says... #53

thx coz vacation is in the way of deckbuilding...apreciated bro

December 20, 2011 7:58 p.m.

mossflower says... #54

What about the contest from... uh... pre-infiniteShahrazad ? Any chance of that being graded before the year ends?

December 20, 2011 10:59 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #55

Possibly the week after Christmas, possibly not. I'm going to try quite hard to finish it up then.

December 21, 2011 12:43 a.m.

Vman says... #56

December 21, 2011 5:14 a.m.

beardumbra says... #57

December 23, 2011 12:53 a.m.

quep says... #58

My casual stuffy doll deck, dont think ive seen any on here, stuffy doll wins are ALWAYS funny... always For the Stuffy lulz

December 23, 2011 5:49 p.m.

Rustria says... #59

First submission: My goats!

Uses Goatnapper . I haven't read the previous decks so please excuse this if one is already based on Goatnapper .

December 23, 2011 6:15 p.m.

Rustria says... #60

Second submission: Sheep. Everywhere.

Make ALL the SHEEP!!!

Uses Ink-Treader Nephilim to make every single creature a sheep.

December 26, 2011 1:45 p.m.

Jarrod_0067 says... #61

December 27, 2011 6:22 a.m.

Marcus316 says... #62

Uhhh ... it's Feb ... is this challenge dead?

If not, I need to submit something ... just gotta build it first. :)

February 16, 2012 4:12 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #63

Challenge is not dead. I am just juggling too many things. Submit it!

February 17, 2012 12:17 a.m.

mistory says... #64

March 24, 2012 3:24 p.m.

Zarum says... #65

Did I Say You Could Attack ME?

How much mana per crature?

More than you can pay.

March 24, 2012 7:57 p.m.

Quicky says... #66

June 30, 2012 3:41 p.m.

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