The Revenge of Magic Haiku
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KrazyCaley
15 December 2011
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15 December 2011
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The same as before /
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1
Phage: A Black Legend
Touch her and you will perish
What was she before?
2
That Willow Smith girl
I don't know if she has reach
Perhaps she needs silk?
3
To unsummon it
Chittering Rats on yourself
Made of irony
4
Samuel Jackson
He has had it up to here
With these enchantments
5
Dragon's Claw is nice
But it's just far too easy
This, for a challenge
6
The ultimate in
Air superiority
No air to ground, though
7
Sometimes you just need
A 5/5 with defender
For one turn only
8
Judges and RAs
White only has one creature
In all of their tests
9
Sega Genesis
Troubleshooting: Tap UU
And reload your game
10
Ways to force a draw
Island.dec: one option
This card: another
11
Shocking Magic facts:
A Juggalo is a card!
He was in Homelands
12
It's much catchier:
"Just take a little" this; NOT
Gitaxian Probe
13
Not from an "un" set
But it stops an entire set
And is from that set
14
This creature just sucks
It's just a fog--.....ALL GLORY
TO THE HYPNOTOAD
15
Channel Fireball
Can be a draw, with this card.
Makes the whole world blind.
16
Funniest black card
A mighty 4/3 for 3
Just don't insult him
17
Jund can draw some cards
Ask your friendly neighborhood
Insect wizard chick
18
Construction paper
And mad origami skills
Gives you pro: colors
19
The art has it all
Flying, mossy, zombified
Grumpy elephant
20
Discard, Removal
Draw, Recursion, Gain Life, and
Deal Damage. Neat.
December 15, 2011 9:07 p.m.
December 15, 2011 9:20 p.m.
.17. Xira Arien .18. Empty-Shrine Kannushi .19. Mosstodon
December 15, 2011 9:29 p.m.
It screwed up my first group of guesses. They were supposed to 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7.
December 15, 2011 9:30 p.m.
KorApprentice says... #9
December 16, 2011 1:58 a.m.
KorApprentice says... #10
Ah, sorry, forget Arrogant Bloodlord . It's very late.
December 16, 2011 1:59 a.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #11
Here are ones I don't think have been guessed correctly yet:
11 Joven (just look at this freakin' guy)
12 Peek
16 Skittering Horror (the little beak makes me laugh every time)
December 16, 2011 9:47 a.m.
My best guesses from what everyone has put. i think this is all of them but 1
2: Whip Silk
3: Leashling
4: Snake Pit and Seed the Land
5: Iron Star
6: Cloud Djinn
7: Tidal Wave
8: no idea
9: Reset
11: Joven
12: Peek
13: City in a Bottle
14: Haze Frog
15: Eye for an Eye
20: Cruel Ultimatum
December 16, 2011 1:53 p.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #13
If you re-read the clues, you'll see (1) Phage the Untouchable and (16) Arrogant Bloodlord directly contradict the haiku. I'm not very confident about my guess for (16), but I know for a fact dude1818's answer for (1) is correct.
December 16, 2011 1:58 p.m.
good call. After rereading i completely agree with you on both counts
December 16, 2011 2:01 p.m.
KrazyCaley says... #15
Correct answers so far, and hints for the still-missing ones
1 - Jeska, Warrior Adept - dude1818
3 - Leashling - KorApprentice
4 - Snake Pit and Seed the Land - KorApprentice
6 - No correct answer. - Has no air to ground / Not because it can't BLOCK ground: / It's not a creature
7 - Tidal Wave - dude1818
8 - Glory Seeker - Rhadamanthus
10 - Divine Intervention - Rhadamanthus
11 - Joven - Rhadamanthus
12 - Peek - Rhadamanthus
13 - City in a Bottle - squire1 : BUT - There are still more cards / Both of them are artifacts / A bell and a bowl
15 - Eye for an Eye - Rhadamanthus
16 - No correct answer. Whoops, I totally / Screwed up, this guy's a 3/4 / And not a 4/3
17 - Xira Arien - dude1818
18 - Empty-Shrine Kannushi - dude1818
19 - Elephant Resurgence - Rhadamanthus
20 - Cruel Ultimatum - Zarum
December 16, 2011 2:22 p.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #18
I didn't realize you were looking for multiple answers for 13. I figured since City in a Bottle stops cards from being played it was the only one you meant, and someone got to it before me. Anyway, Golgothian Sylex and Apocalypse Chime .
December 16, 2011 3:06 p.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #19
@KorApprentice: It's probably Tar Pit Warrior because of the flavor text.
December 16, 2011 3:08 p.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #20
Posting a thousand times because I keep having extra thoughts after the fact. Is 6 Chaosphere ?
December 16, 2011 3:10 p.m.
KorApprentice says... #23
Well, KrazyCaley said that it was not becuase they couldn't BLOCK ground.
December 16, 2011 4:07 p.m.
Rhadamanthus says... #24
Yeah, there's no air-to-ground capability. The flying creatures are stuck up there and can't do anything to ground guys.
December 16, 2011 4:44 p.m.
KrazyCaley says... #26
13 - Golgothian Sylex , City in a Bottle , and Apocalypse Chime - squire1 and Rhadamanthus.
16 - Tar Pit Warrior - KorApprentice
6 - Admiral Ackbar / In the Weatherlight, Sees This / And says "It's a Trap!"
December 16, 2011 7:40 p.m.
pwnage_packy says... #28
I was gonna say Omnibian for 14, just because I thought you might have typo'd frog to fog.
December 20, 2011 11:45 p.m.
KrazyCaley says... #30
6 - Really, still no one? / If you listen close, Greven / Will say "Make it so."
December 21, 2011 12:44 a.m.
pwnage_packy says... #31
6 - Skyship Weatherlight ? I kinda doubt it, but can't think of anything else.
December 21, 2011 1:08 a.m.
KorApprentice says... #32
Predator, Flagship ? That's all I can think of regarding Commander Greven il-Vec and Skyship Weatherlight .
December 21, 2011 1:11 a.m.
KorApprentice says... #34
Yay! I love the whole Weatherlight story, it's amazing.
xo2 says... #1
1 Phage the Untouchable
6 Cloud Elemental
14 Haze Frog ?
15 Earthquake and my favorite combo.
That's all I know. I know 13 but cant remember the name lol.
December 15, 2011 9:02 p.m.