Magic Haiku 3 - HAIKU HARDER

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KrazyCaley

20 February 2012

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I'm not done getting caught up on challenges

Or the Daily Dose for that matter. So to palliate you, I offer unto you, MORE MAGIC HAIKU.


1 -

Hey! Silly merfolk

Hedrons must make you act weird

You guys should not fly

2 -

The cubist turtle

A 7/4, but not quite

You must recharge him.

3 -

Wizards' best banning:

This card, way back in the day

They weren't serious.

4 -

Vindicate in green

Not much more to it than that.

Vindicate: IN GREEN.

5 -

In my profession

It's CPC 240

And 242.

6 -

Bees are chasing you?

DON'T let them sting you ten times.

Otherwise, you die.

7 -

Alliances card

I, for one, think he looks like

Jamie Hyneman

8 -

The Dead Milkmen song

"Punk Rock Girl" is a real girl

Lives in Ravnica.

9 -

The bible says so

This big bad fish is the one

That swallowed Jonah

10 -

I am just SO pissed

"Being's" not a creature type

Damn you, oracle.

11 -

Dude, man, can you help?

I am looking for gibbons.

WHERE ARE THE GIBBONS

12 -

Hey, we're at Sea World.

There's an ornithopter here.

OH MY GOD, SHAMU!

13 -

Future planeswalker?

I think he'd make a great one.

For Oglor is GOD.

14 -

I like this mythic

Better since I looked closely:

Her face has freckles.

15 -

It's the Hindenburg!

Oh, the humanity! - Wait

They paid 4; it's fine.

16 -

This one time, I guess

There was this wolf and this owl.

The moral is, um....

17 -

Pendrell Mists is good

If only I could get it

In a land-based form.

18 -

Hail Great Cthulhu

He arises from R'lyeh;

Taps eight of your things.

19 -

I was at the beach

Everyone had matching towels

Under the dock was....

20 -

High school can be rough

All those nasty social groups

Some are Mana Short.

Bingbing says... #1

  1. Coralhelm CommanderMTG Card: Coralhelm Commander? Or maybe Skywatcher AdeptMTG Card: Skywatcher Adept because the commander has a silly flying manta in the background
  2. Probably Beast WithinMTG Card: Beast Within.
  3. Plague StingerMTG Card: Plague Stinger?
  4. Seasoned TacticianMTG Card: Seasoned Tactician? Seems to be lacking the characteristic moustache :(
  5. LeviathanMTG Card: Leviathan
  6. Enchanted BeingMTG Card: Enchanted Being
  7. Hidden GibbonsMTG Card: Hidden Gibbons
  8. Killer WhaleMTG Card: Killer Whale
  9. Stitcher's ApprenticeMTG Card: Stitcher's Apprentice is the only reference to Oglor that I can think of :(
  10. Goblin DirigibleMTG Card: Goblin Dirigible
  11. Fable of Wolf and OwlMTG Card: Fable of Wolf and Owl
  12. The Tabernacle at Pendrell ValeMTG Card: The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale
  13. Lorthos, the TidemakerMTG Card: Lorthos, the Tidemaker
February 20, 2012 5:57 a.m.

Bingbing says... #2

February 20, 2012 5:58 a.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #3

@Bingbing: Dude, your numbering got totally screwed up, starting at what you listed as #2. You might want to repost the whole thing.

Here's what I think hasn't been correctly guessed yet:

  1. Clockwork BeastMTG Card: Clockwork Beast
  2. Is this the joke about banning IslandMTG Card: Island?
  3. RagamuffynMTG Card: Ragamuffyn
  4. Chandra AblazeMTG Card: Chandra Ablaze
  5. Isleback SpawnMTG Card: Isleback Spawn
  6. Mistbind CliqueMTG Card: Mistbind Clique
February 20, 2012 9:22 a.m.

Bingbing says... #4

@Rhadamanthus - your numbering went too. The text box seems to autonumber for you and overwrite what you put before. Here goes again:

No. 1: Coralhelm CommanderMTG Card: Coralhelm Commander or Skywatcher AdeptMTG Card: Skywatcher Adept

No. 4: Beast WithinMTG Card: Beast Within

No. 6: Plague StingerMTG Card: Plague Stinger

No. 7: Seasoned TacticianMTG Card: Seasoned Tactician

No. 9: LeviathanMTG Card: Leviathan

No. 10: Enchanted BeingMTG Card: Enchanted Being

No. 11: Hidden GibbonsMTG Card: Hidden Gibbons

No. 12: Killer WhaleMTG Card: Killer Whale

No. 13: Stitcher's ApprenticeMTG Card: Stitcher's Apprentice

No. 15: Goblin DirigibleMTG Card: Goblin Dirigible

No. 16: Fable of Wolf and OwlMTG Card: Fable of Wolf and Owl

No. 17: The Tabernacle at Pendrell ValeMTG Card: The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

No. 18: Lorthos, the TidemakerMTG Card: Lorthos, the Tidemaker

February 20, 2012 9:28 a.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #5

Okay, that must be a new thing. It definitely didn't used to work that way.

No. 2 - Clockwork BeastMTG Card: Clockwork Beast

No. 3 - Is this the joke about banning IslandMTG Card: Island?

No. 8 - RagamuffynMTG Card: Ragamuffyn

No. 14 - Chandra AblazeMTG Card: Chandra Ablaze

No. 19 - Isleback SpawnMTG Card: Isleback Spawn

No. 20 - Mistbind CliqueMTG Card: Mistbind Clique

February 20, 2012 9:32 a.m.

Zarum says... #6

no. 4 Desert TwisterMTG Card: Desert Twister

no. 12 JokulmorderMTG Card: Jokulmorder

no. 19 Rock LobsterMTG Card: Rock Lobster

here are my guesses. I think the other ones are right though. Not so sure on number 4

February 20, 2012 10:02 a.m.

brianguymtg says... #7

February 20, 2012 1:38 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #8

No. 1 - Skywatcher AdeptMTG Card: Skywatcher Adept - Bingbing

No. 2 - Clockwork BeastMTG Card: Clockwork Beast - Rhadamanthus

No. 3 - Island - Rhadamanthus

No. 4 - Desert TwisterMTG Card: Desert Twister - Zarum

No. 5 - No correct answer. Just the other day / I saw a guy charged with both / We got him off, though.

No. 6 - No correct answer. Plague StingerMTG Card: Plague Stinger is close / But my card doesn't infect / And is more bee-like.

No. 7 - Seasoned TacticianMTG Card: Seasoned Tactician - Bingbing Honorary points to brianguymtg. If we put THAT mustache on Seasoned TacticianMTG Card: Seasoned Tactician, perfect.

No. 8 - No correct answer. For a punk rock girl / Red makes sense, but I'm not sure / About white for one.

No. 9 - No correct answer. Yes, LeviathanMTG Card: Leviathan's / In there, but I want the quote / That is on the card.

No. 10 - Enchanted BeingMTG Card: Enchanted Being - Bingbing

No. 11 - Hidden GibbonsMTG Card: Hidden Gibbons - Bingbing

No. 12 - Killer WhaleMTG Card: Killer Whale - Bingbing

No. 13 - Stitcher's ApprenticeMTG Card: Stitcher's Apprentice - Bingbing

No. 14 - No correct answer - See her all the time / Plastered all over Online / DKA Release

No. 15 - Goblin DirigibleMTG Card: Goblin Dirigible - Bingbing

No. 16 - Fable of Wolf and OwlMTG Card: Fable of Wolf and Owl - Bingbing

No. 17 - The Tabernacle at Pendrell ValeMTG Card: The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale - Bingbing

No. 18 - Lorthos, the TidemakerMTG Card: Lorthos, the Tidemaker - Bingbing

No. 19 - Rock LobsterMTG Card: Rock Lobster - Zarum

No. 20 - Mistbind CliqueMTG Card: Mistbind Clique - Rhadamanthus

February 20, 2012 1:55 p.m.

Arachnarchist says... #9

February 20, 2012 2:23 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #10

5) Assault/BatteryMTG Card: Assault/Battery

6) Unyaro Bee StingMTG Card: Unyaro Bee Sting

8) Boros GuildmageMTG Card: Boros Guildmage

9) Segovian LeviathanMTG Card: Segovian Leviathan, but I'd like to point out that the flavor text has no reference to the book of Jonah, and "Leviathan" is not the name given to the great fish that swallowed Jonah.

14) Is it Olivia VoldarenMTG Card: Olivia Voldaren? For some reason I'm having a lot of trouble finding a large image of the art, but I do remember some freckles.

February 20, 2012 2:46 p.m.

Roderick says... #11

I have a question

How many syllables is

this word here: "R'lyeh?"

February 20, 2012 4:56 p.m.

Rhadamanthus says... #12

I would say it's 2.

And by the looks of your post,

You agree with me.

February 20, 2012 4:59 p.m.

14) Beguiler of WillsMTG Card: Beguiler of Wills? Don't know about freckles, but gonna guess like a pro.

February 20, 2012 6:05 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #14

Traditional pronunciations of "R'lyeh" are "Rihl-YEH" and "Ruh-LAY." Will confirm answers a bit later.

February 20, 2012 8:04 p.m.

6) Bee StingMTG Card: Bee Sting? So simple, yet so clever...

February 20, 2012 11:35 p.m.

KrazyCaley says... #16

5) Assault/BatteryMTG Card: Assault/Battery - Rhadamanthus

6) Bee StingMTG Card: Bee Sting or Unyaro Bee StingMTG Card: Unyaro Bee Sting - Rhadamanthus and DarasuumKote28. The difference between a bee sting and an unyaro bee sting is that one is unyaro.

8) Boros GuildmageMTG Card: Boros Guildmage - Rhadamanthus

9) Segovian LeviathanMTG Card: Segovian Leviathan - Rhadamanthus You know, I've never looked closely enough at that quote to realize it's not re: Jonah.

14) Beguiler of WillsMTG Card: Beguiler of Wills - DarasuumKote28

February 20, 2012 11:45 p.m.

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