Happy Yeago Day

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KrazyCaley

15 April 2013

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Every April 15th, in addition to sustaining the government with our abundant tax dollars, we (or at least I in my creepy shrine of him with a million pictures of him) the birthday of yeaGO, the one man without whom Tappedout could not exist, who fashioned it from the raw bare e-earth in his genius-smithy until it emerged, glimmering and golden and mighty, into the webernets.

yeaGO made the site. He fixes bugs. He pays our server costs. He has a strange obsession with Omen of Fire when he makes his test decks? He is our first among equals, and today you should salute him.

Ways to salute yeaGO this yeagoday:

1 - Tonight, at dinner, apropos of nothing, propose a toast to yeago, "an officer and a gentleman and a scholar, but only ever two at once."

2 - Pour out 40 CMC-worth of Magic cards.

3 - Recommend yeago to your dentist.

4 - Comment on the Tappedout facebook that you are having a problem with the site and it's that everything is working SO AWESOMELY that your MIND IS BREAKING.

5 - Do not taunt the yeago.

6 - Under no circumstances should you post "Happy Birthday" on his wall.

7 - Set aside 15 minutes today to listen to recorded sounds of falling rain or lapping waves, and meditate on the concept of yeago.

8 - Build a tasteful shrine to yeago in your home or business.

9 - Again, do not post on his wall.

10 - Whatever you pay in taxes to the government today, consider that your "yeago adjusted gross income" and calculate a new tax amount based on that number. See instructions for yeago-appreciation-method 10.

11 - If you do post on his wall, do not blame me for it, for I told you not to.