STAR WARS plans. PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY? Excellent survivability. Stick a fork in them, they're what's going on here uprising rock anthemics. We're reaching levels of backlog proud of ourselves and absolutely disgusted with others that shouldn't even be possible. You want to play that without having high levels of eye on the prize you shouldn't because you weren't up to it if you're heading for a brick wall counts as that spend a whole month on that in isolation eating no more than twice-mealwise in an entire week to flush out the stupidity and sounds like classical music and counting breaths to increase attention span only to stave off boredom because you have no idea clearly.

Well naturally quite apart from the utter insanity prerogatives and not so much just the that but everything will be super good snoogie woogies surprise life nothing surprises me. Would be good to rotate that on received but not resulted by something like at least a half available staggered timeshare of 55/45 something like that. In days of peace and you're outta here yore ode to joy. They've boiled their last boot. And since it was not success they will be executable piledriver none of the good ones will needless to say we are not impressed it's one for the annals of ultimate facepalm repeated entreaties and sure any day old donuts current slice worse for the wear where's white shore core set.

Summer of hock a loogie update report back to us looks good. Where are we here, the set-up TO the preamble all of which we need to see many ways to go all morphing in some way but the initial title duplicator part of it that really does work which are not the same one of them is Marvel dubiouscanon and the other is how did they surmount that bone chilling epic devastation exodus with more Dune-like have to be at least cloth and metal and black core purple lasers with the rest of the canon content but otherwise great and which is of course secret Anoth++ but an easy flyby the other openly so at the point of movie VII. So it'll all be great. You gonna want that on your TV channel you got your faction wars peregrine falcon trantor disaster and on purpose operation cinder thumbs down velociraptors with life force droid power thumbs up already dead imperial march how are they there being all that leading up to old 7ABE and the real question is it weird enough does it live up to it could we get to the real story now please why is he sorry and indeed so very sorry because he should be and into exile they must go also may we go home now please it's all here in my top men noodle why don't you sit down you'll be more comfortable Q17HQ teetering over into madness signing out over and out that'll mean marriage and mean bunbakery demands you bastards it's happening oh my God it's happening we are ready to get hurt again made worse on purpose incredible gift legacy of the schwartz weiss if you want it come and claim it take it easy man if your hand causes you to sin cut it off lots of that absolutely gutted apparently credits will do fine bite the slurpee slush fund smurf hard it has been checked very thoroughly that very definitely is the answer hilarious right no you didn't even get just how hilarious the Word of God no try not to talk you know we'll take it we'll take you as you are 12 and 5 over baby and rabid dog any day of the week but it did mean you were not just green but very green when it comes to all of this if you could not handle operating at the mental age of 21 or above you would do basic until you can but basic is easy basic is what a smart child does by the age of 11 or 12 sufficient task based listening preceding the talking you take that as an imposition and impose an actual imposition of your own with normies are included whatever you want do not expect senior leadership to be impressed we're done here.

Pieces of shit. Der Lettische-šahs Zugwangspiele Computadora Kaput Legacy Rip Up Theoretical Paradoxes. Can't beat that. Acknowledge other one equal in theory-importance updates.
Diamond Centaur 2 to 4 or to the furthest possible square none in between. Unicorn on fourth row. Add: Alekhine Chess with one extra vertical row, without Chaturshah pawns, with terachess rules Kingleap, and also continuously available not from check own back rank eachnextmovernerfed horizontal swap for the King, Chancellor, and Archbishop.

Core Set January 1st

Set 1

Set 2

Commander Summer

BONUS?

Set 3

Set 4

Commander Winter

BONUS?

Update: I think you'll really like this what will this appropriate to here buildup different from as it was TV drama uber cheesy glorious.

Mana Vault at 2-3 rate of givemana-paymana with selfproof tracked by counter and 1: lose selfproof permanently-removecounter

Mana sensitive Opt-Peek ChooseProbe (or-gate draw or peek) (written out since weirdcost; further reason thusthenavailable =is U/B hybrid)

1U Tutor artifact to hand and opponent scry 1; or tutor-XU artifact to play with miracle XU mode afterwards cantrip draw-2-discard-1.

1r/w Archaeological Tutor Mystical-Enlightened take 2 damage or ANY card third from top and gain 5 if paid W opponent take 2 if red; Miracle r/w, cycling r/w

3W Each player discards a card, then each opponent sacrifices a creature, sacrifices a noncreature nonland permanent, and sacrifices a land. Miracle 2W, discard a card

2G Sacrifice a permanent or discard a card. If you do, tutor permanent CMC 4 or less to play. Miracle 1G, discard a card. Cycling GG When you cycle this, create two 1/1 green Saprolings.

1R Reckless Impulse or draw 2-discard 1-each player scry 1 or make two 1/1 red Elementals with ward 1 and "When this deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it and a land. If you do, destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less; Miracle 1R. If you miracle or flashback this, investigate and opponent scrys 2. Flashback 4R

Overwrite supersimilar I-card: Think Twice initial cost only U. When flashback, Opt.

These just don't even need to be banned with Mystical Insight at rate of fourlands 2 mana to afterselecttopbottom instead of Brainstorm; Sensei's Divining Top(5+ choose 2 choose ordinality gone makes this pretty vanilla, but in concert with concertos not, fair enough), Arcum's Astrolabe, Deathrite Shaman, Wrenn and Six, Earthcraft, Windfall, Survival of the Fittest, Yawgmoth's Bargain, Frantic Search, Dreadhorde Arcanist (with clearly modern-Banned Force-of-SpikeCritter-Man-o'-War creature-juke @2life allowed here, not too much problem; Ragavan still too much; SOMETHING still too much on that axis) Off-color Force of Wills still too much. Exist because Ancestral-TimeWalk. No RL Legacy in the spirit thereof; if Brazen Excavation, Tinker/Wheel still too good (FAR too good, better than anything else there), sticking point of consistencies; why go there but not go all the way there. Great set then. All added to I plus these Maguses.

Move hybrid 1-drops and Ruined Ravnica lands to II.

RIP = Initiative (?! Watch)

Cycloptic Tale

1R

Enchantment - Saga

I - Create a 2/1 red Cyclops creature token with "When this creature attacks, you may pay 1 life and scry 1." and "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure."

II - You may pay 1 life and scry 1. Then you may discard a card, then draw a card.

III - Exile Cycloptic Tale, then return it to the battlefield transformed.

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Clonecrafter Taleweaver

Creature - Cyclops Shaman

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay R. If you do, draw a card.

Noncreature nonartifact tokens you control have "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you pay R or sacrifice this and scry 1."

1R, tap: Copy target nonlegendary nonartifact noncreature spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. (If it's a permanent, it enters as a token.)

1R, tap: Create a token copy of target nonlegendary creature. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. 2/1

Thran Cylix

1

Artifact

When Thran Cylix enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Thran Cylix enters the battlefield with two charge counters on it.

1, tap, remove a charge counter from Thran Cylix: Add one mana of any color. Thran Cylix doesn't untap during your next untap step.

Tap, sacrifice Thran Cylix: At the beginning of the end step of your next turn, scry 3. Activate this ability only if there are no charge counters on Thran Cylix and as a sorcery.

^ - This, of course, these sets I do not have so don't ask for them just throw that in for its future sight anthology potential.

Seek: Make a library pile of at least 10 candidate cards, opponent top-two worst one's you.

Intensity: Set @ something like 1 or 2 on an emblem, and then have individualized +1 to intensity roll and use D&D tables of breakdown - could use just barely elsewhere.

Pseudo-intensity: Not fun, counterplay and tracking. Make with all pseudo-intensities are good cards like when TWO or less Kindle effect are in graveyard AND also you don't control more lands than the mana cost and not the discount cost, costs 1 or 2 less.

This just isn't something we need to do about three times over get the real ones ad.

Magus of Runebright

W

Creature - Human Wizard

2W, tap, sacrifice Magus of Runebright: Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power. Activate as a sorcery unless you exile a card in your hand as an additional cost.

2/1

Magus of Runefrenzy

G

Creature - Human Wizard

G, tap, sacrifice Magus of Runefrenzy: Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn. Activate this ability only before the combat damage step.

2/1

Magus of Recollection

1G

Creature - Insect Wizard

Enters with two +1/+1 counters if GG was spent to cast it.

GG, tap, sacrifice Magus of Recollection: Return up to two target cards from your graveyard to your hand and note their names. At the beginning of the next end step, unless you pay 3, exile from your graveyard all cards with those names and also named Magus of Recollection.

1/2

Magus of Flamerunes

R

Creature - Human Wizard

R, tap, sacrifice Magus of Flamerunes: Magus of Flamerunes deals 3 damage to any target and you scry 2.

1/2

Magus of Runefizzle

U

Creature - Human Wizard

UU, tap, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library or skip your next draw step, sacrifice Magus of Runefizzle: Counter target spell and you scry 4.

1/3

Magus of Darkrunes

B

Creature - Human Wizard

B, tap, sacrifice Magus of Darkrunes: Add BBB.

2/1

Magus of Wildwarp

R

Creature - Human Wizard

1RR, tap, sacrifice Magus of Wildwarp: Take an extra turn after this one. You lose the game at the end of that turn.

2/1

Magus of Deep Vaults

1

Artifact Creature - Wizard

Magus of Deep Vaults enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it.

1 or pay 1 life, tap: Put a charge counter on Magus of Deep Vaults.

Tap, remove any number of charge counters from Magus of Deep Vaults: Add X mana of any one color and scry X, where X is the number of counters removed this way.

3, tap, remove three charge counters from Magus of Deep Vaults: Choose one - Take an extra turn after this one; or shuffle up to three cards in your graveyard into your library, then draw a card; or target player can't draw cards this turn and you tap up to three target permanents; or you gain 7 life.

1/2

And also these in I and II respectively. These all gated to sackability only not ETB-turn.

I:

Fastland-painland sacklands

RG fastland-painland sacks for WB or RG or <>gold / mdfc tempest version choosepip RG gain 1

WU fastland-painland sacks for BG or WU or <>gold / mdfc tempest version choosepip WU gain 1

BR fastland-painland sacks for UG or BR or <>gold / mdfc tempest version choosepip BR gain 1

GW fastland-painland sacks for UR or GW or <>gold / mdfc tempest version choosepip GW gain 1

UB fastland-painland sacks for WR or UB or <>gold / mdfc tempest version choosepip UB gain 1

All have 2: Return to play from yard tapped and double exerted.

And vice versa but not quite as pay 1 life-added-to-fastcost/condition triplecolor doublesackers fastlands where ETBT absolute on the non-fastland turn.

II:

WB = WAS going to sack for RG but that's boring. U overwrites either R or G in the sack. So you have these sack for hybrid written out nicer.

WBU sacks for <>gold, WW, UU, BB, UR, UG, WB, WU, or UB. So this is the blue one. Taps for blue without pain. / mdfc etbt tap for blue etb gain 2 4, tap: add 4 nonblue.

UR is the black one that sacks for <>gold, UU, BB, RR, BG, BW, UR, UB, or BR. Taps for black without pain. / mdfc etbt tap for black etb gain 2 4, tap: add 4 nonblack.

BG is the red one that sacks for <>gold, BB, RR, GG, RW, RU, BG, BR, GR. Taps for red without pain. / mdfc etbt tap for red etb gain 2 4, tap: add 4 nonred.

WR is the green one that sacks for <>gold, WW, GG, RR, GU, GB, WR, GW, GR. Taps for green without pain. / mdfc etbt tap for green etb gain 2 4, tap: add 4 nongreen.

UG is the white one that sacks for <>gold, UU, WW, GG, WB, WR, UG, WG, WU. Taps for white without pain. / mdfc etbt tap for white etb gain 3 4, tap, exert this: add WW and three other nonwhite and gain 4 life when you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater with this mana.

All have 2: Return to play from graveyard tapped and double exerted.

Flavor: Ulgrothan Towers II cycle; Ulgrothan en-plein-air-army-camp-Great-Halls at foot of tower I cycle. Make, but make simpler standard.

Textupdate:

Ulluzsa, Scion of Uyo 2UU Legendary Creature - Moonfolk Wizard Flying If this would be returned to its owner's hand from the battlefield, bind it instead. When this dies, unless any player pays 3, either put it on the bottom of owner's library or shuffle it into it. 1, return two lands you control to their owner's hands: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate this ability only once each turn. 4/3

Tidal Realitywarp XU Instant Each player returns X permanents they control including only up to two lands they control to their owners' hands. Cycling 2

Icechasm Saurian 2GG Creature - Lizard Players can't untap more than two lands during their untap steps. Cycling 2 When you cycle this, bind target permanent. 5/5

Cavalier of Suns 2WUBRG Creature - Elemental Knight As long as Cavalier of Suns is untapped, it has indestructible and ward 4. When this is countered, take an extra turn after this one. When this comes into play, and you cast it, gain control of target permanent. When this attacks, choose one - Destroy target land and scry 7; or destroy all nonland permanents defending player controls with mana value 4 or less. 7/5

Twilight Brainstone just basic brainstone 1 less activatecost.

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Goodbye, hellspawns. Goodbye.

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Totally amazed by the joy I will. The reason that I did, then, you see, because some WERE and it was the further subset and the too long didn't read part of it, just, wasn't, and I thought you deserved. Especially some parts of it. This is essential baywatch hardly an incidental satire reference pants like prepare to be schooled sweater-scarf it down & stay, don't pass me by. That work was going on on all fronts here.

What else could I do. We were dying out here, just nothing at all was happening as I saw it, inroads but then ones like dredge up even if necessary and then even dumber than that, and then the phase 2 normies are we there yet. I mean that was not easy. All under mutually assured destruction. This so retro breach point quality decline last stand is scorching their filthy guts out. Sticking it to them. Going AROUND the obstructions and the potentially lethal gridlocks to make the same oblique frontal attack. There's no way around it. An actual attack of this nature will win this war and soothing backrubs even against lecture hall spoiled rotten hook in mouth kind of wouldn't. The logic gates of the use of violence bringing it all up to a rolling boil and then yes I know you will, you WILL surrender. All of y'alls people.

Fuck, let's leave it all up to winter's heart and howitzer worst and liverwurst lox loch ness rites of passage. Fucking Gandhi over here. They're super gone thanks for asking as they have not yet gone down to the river to pray. All of a sudden. Stringent incense peppermint deathly serious analysis with what about tomorrow and petty tin pots pothead cold turkey sauna opera duet wins.

Virtual flashbacks. To a real true love's kiss I guess I still compressed into itinerary cubes and show you just how good wait for it legendary.

LET'S YULETIDE CAROL ABOVE THE STARS VICTORY HURL A BRICK-E-MART. Well I do. I DO like USA and I will save it if I can. The world, is with you. To help the good few one piece silver suits. Advanced government on the England-France-USA trajectory. The government from star trek, literally ten times better than government we had before and untold light years better than our enemies both sunk cost and intent wise. WHO NEEDS THIS PIECE OF SHIT, NOT ME!

You hear us now you worthless shit for brains flush it all down the toilet collaborators ignorance is no longer an excuse it's been made pretty much not possible oh perilous. And it's all coming up thrill spill die on this hill attack pods.

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We have human rights. We have the right to live in a world that doesn't have those two things in it.

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We are so grateful. Death, where is thy sting? It's all over and restarts for humility, parties, that freedom didn't fail. Great gong anything doesn't go hero wars farewell on repeat revolutions per stardust love.

I have nothing to say about it I'm completely wiped out torture for righteousness and God will repay.

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Why did we have to do this it's so sad.

Rogue One Lusankya Ark Hammer Mara Jade (FULL continuity replacement) - Xizor Skyhook Pillar of Kuat Had Abbadon vs. Bel Iblis forces. Leftover threads x4

1 ABE The Truce At Bakura (recombined Bel Iblis forces D-Day captured trade federation at old Byss area increased importance.) BROKEN up by force by a big battle Isard's Shadowstrike (compressed Prophets Cycle; Kuat thread, Isard thread; Isard's Revenge except real one, Xizor thread; not dead also, Zorba the Hutt thread; Trioculus Exegol thread, Zsinj thread=beef arm of Kuat plus own power base; The Courtship of Princess Leia; new belligerents Hapes versus Old Confederacy SWITCH/same sides; Trade Federation plus scorched ruins of Sarantti cluster) Isard has the force; Mara Jade thread superintense back to being bad. Jacen and Jaina born. Callista here.

2 ABE X-Wing with Luke Skywalker Get her off of Coruscant plus dead is harder. Jedi Academy START already but Yavin 4 LOST to the Empire until later pickup Ben Skywalker born, Anakin Solo born. Luke Skywalker's first wife Callista killed by Mara Jade but she's an S tier character who can be a ghost.

3 ABE Dark Empire stories with Palpatine/Coruscant opening removed. (Vima-da-Boda=Trioculus mother this is not good hints start to come)

4 ABE Resolve threads of prequel era and 1 ABE and make New Republic apparently stable enough to have boiling borders instead of frontal battles; Corellian Trilogy content; Alderaan II (secret planet, exists directly above the center of the galaxy far above the plane of the ecliptic; Star Wars Ringworld type stuff/Dyson spheres) Empatojayos Brand thread.

5 ABE The Mandalorian - ends Heir To The Empire trilogy dress rehearsal FULL exact except that Thrawn survives and escapes to the Chiss Ascendancy.

WELCOME TO THE ROCK. Which has good idea to it confirmation such that okay, not stupid, but excellent. Black Fleet Crisis- ABEIVendepisode of one SSD-II and more incomplete SSD-Is (+15% pure power level/hull and expense but get swarmed +40% quality repulsor-rotational of clearly just this, make the same ones they're the best designs and interdictor, top weapons facing you suddenly and fighter bays the other way more quickly; these work like magnets where it's not that it would need a gravity field, that only makes them better pushing against zero, spherical magnets where one side is inert but field-coiled together) the Chimaera and the rest ISD-IIIs (same idea). They are suffering environmental disaster brought on by already dodgy area. And these guys have the force, they have one key force power that they can sense ill intent in a very grey way. So they do not trust the old Empire but they do trust the Blue Empire (Star Imperium; title of Imperial Remnant proper). So it chips away at that by a bit more and that's very threatening at the outset. And then of course more would be different. Crazy bar. Geek speak make it unabridged style will do fine it's 70+ minutes.

6 ABE Crimson Empire = Crimson Dawn CHAOS reset.//++ Interregnum (post-Last Command fanmade;https://archiveofourown.org/works/26351014/chapters/80293774)= continues, good. + NaturalReader 16, accepts this broken up into four equal parts as pasted text. (large notepad FILE import didn't work, at least for me for some reason, but bisecting from main unabridged filename to Part II fast copypasting, then taking unlabeled part I and adding Chapter midpoint+, etc, does work), easy otherwise but some files could be big. Heart of the Jedi @ theexpandeduniverse.com; reviews are in, well, now it totally does, look at that serendipity impressionism far away cover style that's what happens. JOCO: Have some canon of same story as MUCH better, but, confirmation bias good bias to have, want story that has main OG characters, so, have all that. Interchangeable "which one, exactly" Jedi Order Commanding Officer; nomenclature. If WANT specific, specific. This is the main super different thing, so, ideas sieve tightness implications. Use "soft" okay, I mean we got all these ideas can't hold 'em can't shake shake damn we're good... and that kind of ties into it very closely. As found do job but centralized verifiable difficult so I start here. So if having a point is having a point, point set.

Leave enough room for surprise and unexplained but this is the demands.

7 ABE Admiral Daala cycle Isard's Evil Ghost (unique; her two eyes is foreshadowing)

8 ABE New Republic falls. Daala wins; Galactic Alliance Darth Caedus as totally different character; Kueller. Scorched Earth rate of 20% here.

9 ABE Rebel Alliance re-formed. Leia storyline. Coruscant wasteland version of Dark Empire (remnants of this story too given that it's the story of 17+ ABE) re-taking Coruscant coming in 13 ABE. Include Dark Nest, include everything here and make it good. (DO NOT re-use exact characters but much of the arcs of Resistance-First Order is okay. Not good enough/confusing wasn't that just a movie already whereas these are EU books/comics; Dark Forces also)

14 ABE Young Jedi Knights/Specter of the Past/Vision of the Future with actual Thrawn as 100% good guy.

17+ ABE STAR WARS EPISODE VII HEIR TO THE EMPIRE (Trioculus Exegol/Thrawn loses some of his forces to its loyalty Order 66 type story versus Kyp Durron Jedi Prince; this part excluded earlier plus lots of surprises.)

Except that this isn't vague, this is exact, they're not in this very much at the outset they fly ships like in the desperation war where it'll do the most good because so much got destroyed that the amount of criminals (and that it ended but it kind of didn't, the affiliation of dark chaos skull remains bad though blue and red stamped really hard on it, it had won and then only just lost a year ago) upon it all requires zero demilitarization, so you get a different result of what if all of that wasn't even coming, well, you get a stronger society with a worse situation objectively or maybe not depends how you look at it dramatically different from the one they'd hoped for before mop that up lasted that many phases, so, much better than they fight they have to earn risk it in the flesh and blood bootstrap as you're supposed to win as an offense inclusive tool I kind of went over it it's a way to cheat on how many characters are in the bloody thing hide them somewhat as appendages before you have the movie last a sandals epic amount of time and we're supposed to care they would fight dark chaos skull for 40 more years until they got back 100 years before Episode I. Other than that but I repeat myself okay.

All of this excludes certain prequel remake context (which is crazy relevant trust me.)

So you can see that billion dollar Ewoks that are more of a dog with pointy-upwards triangley ears backwards articulated hindlegs style bottom legs plus wiryness that you can see their muscles and bones though they still also have plenty of fur with two types of them the underground ones that get them to the alternate entrance so that that doesn't break the fourth wall anymore but still the same funnyness and include the kids stories with Willow as a red skinned "Cardassian/Klingon"(visual) force user who taught them that more renaissance era technology and that those were characters who would have inevitably wound up in space under their own efforts is very much worth it.

And as for those ones, the ones that go Revelation-Sacrifice-Alliance-Betrayal-Crucible-Vortex-Inferno-Apocalypse-Invincible with the structural-inspirational FFVI/VII story with that sandman floaty city in a bottle steampunk baseline 100% wireless lightsabers mostly the same no matter how far back but minimally disruptive to the continuity, I have a hard time seeing them as not being a good idea by as much as at first because in terms of really tying it all together you can have analogous hundreds of years instead of maybe thousands of years, like if it's way way super vague not heavy mystery box opposite of mystery preservation towards the beginning scooch a couple hundred years aside much like how 20 years is better than 40 years for clone wars timeline and how old that dude is in that big epic confrontation. It's a necessary element to going 3 more bouts at the very end. With enough total freedom instead of paint by numbers already set down like maybe isn't mentioned mention as little as possible what goes in that giant area though ostensibly all filled in more or less some interactive RPGs. I feel like I have to say. If continuity is coming up by as much as this. Still this Silmarillion magnitude//++ based idea by contrast to the pure weirdness idea. If none of the stuff is like that why even paint on that large a canvas you should think literally anything could happen. Seems all pretty incredible to me and secret sauce total gestalt what will happen next. That's kind of it. I would call that enough Star Wars at that point but more good ideas could still come and a completely pasted to the wall abstract expressionism style dripper clone brush of all of it being that could see it through to the next maybe I don't have to supervise. Get a really terrified group of adrenaline junkies together to sequester on what good is any of this to the money is no longer the driving force of our existence though we didn't switch to that stupid vomitous unwatchable version of it and I'm sure that your seven movie arc of whatever could maybe be good. Easier for a 3-book those seem about the same. Or a greater.

I'll tell you the bare bones of how it works but not all of the large cast of characters re-run of IV type of idea (and I guess the settings; that what you HEARD of in IV has to be in this in terms of Alderaan, Corellia, and since Jabba the Hutt, Nar Shaddaa asteroid belt race.). What it is is that Naboo is a trinary star system that is the rarest to be found and near it is a large Tibanna gas cloud larger than what can be found within more than 100,000 star systems, but this is within a nebula. And this is enough to compress II into I. You can't hyperspace into it, but you can unique-structure unpredictability-cycle yourself slingshot into it. And obviously the ages are lined up to IV. And this all has to do with the Hutts and Black Sun, as does the hardly random character but fortune teller character thereof not much of a challenge to massacre that coming up. With those double-sided lightsaber with SSD depredations but he was totally telling the truth shake my head. And it's all a certain point of view's fault. And we see a majestic scene of Obi-Wan and Anakin training in the Tatooine desert which we kind of needed to see.

Well now Wizards-Lucasarts is in flip the script charge of all of that you redacted criminals. Graciously but this is richly deserved for its basic macrocosmos reasons terribly blubberingly sorry clean it all up can it even be any takers you want, you know, that separate thing, or that one cause I don't get it to the theater chain liability.

So yeah I guess it is about that good but like one doesn't even know one's own strength this all had to happen for it to be this journey it always did that it was always trope characters that gained their own unique level of quality oh like here's literally a cowboy there's about 7 of them.

I don't think that's that funny but it's how it has to be we'll get them and it will be consigned to a twin suns documentary we can have wars but wars not make one great are you not entertained I should think you're well entertained as seen on TV I can't believe it's not over it's all over it's gone daddy gone already good with just that.

There can also be a parallel concept of 2.5 hours (syndication, DUH, use your credit card how about NO even use your email how about no) more timeline freedom narrative covering the III-IV intermedium. Or maybe just the exact parallel concept but seems a lot harder. I think probably this where it runs for 7 seasons and doesn't even remotely do 1.5 (that 1.5 number again) worth of pure chunkability, more like .7 at most. There's enough to do there but it's more set.

I'll call these Star Wars sequel show and Star Wars prequel feature. That's not going anywhere it's got all kinds of advantage. You definitely want the first and maybe want the second. And special exceptions too.

You can't go home again you know what they say.

Episode I

THE PHANTOM MENACE

Turmoil has engulfed the GALACTIC REPUBLIC that has stood for thousands of years. Corruption and disunity between Core Worlds and Outer Rim worlds has reached a boiling point at the now contested Outer Rim system of NABOO where unimaginable resources have been uncovered recently with outstanding odious under the table debt owed by the planet before it came to light as well as to forces that control the government nearly openly.

Terrifyingly known to a large fraction of galactic citizens, the dreaded PRINCE XIZOR and the BLACK SUN criminal syndicate rule the galaxy with a hidden hand growing ever worse in its disenfranchisement of all but the fewest of the few. Now though their proxies the HUTTS and TRADE FEDERATION, they have blockaded this nearly solitary Core World sympathizer and similarity bearer with the aim to collect not just what is owed to them but all that will still come.

The government is frighteningly weak and it is openly spoken that if nothing is done about what seems soon to happen which also seems likely to spinelessly result, that a SEPARATIST MOVEMENT of nearly a third of systems will dispense with the pleasantries of the situation in favor of its own strength to negotiate with the brazen belligerents.

In desperation outweighing his own desire even to stay in office, the Supreme Chancellor has dispatched under unusually partisan circumstances of assumed predetermination, mystically superpowered JEDI KNIGHTS, the official guardians of peace and cold judgment in the galaxy for as long as the government has stood, to try to avert this catastrophe...

And you have that verisimilitude not be that way, you have comes from Corellia (them's fighting words for its pride ever thereafter.) Not Sarantti cluster. That is a special "Where did the Droid Armies come from"? They come from fortune that coincided with crazy genius that is not on the pleasant side.

Well figure it out puzzle out some of what it might be as just a basic what thing even is that if all is inclusive if there totally is such a thing as midichlorians but it requires spirit photography the same as a lightsaber that only a Jedi can build it or use it to even remotely detect them and does not always coincide with ability with fundamental characteristics with subgroups with their own substructural characteristics and entireties possible but this can go back and forth with severe consequences and holocrons is a gigantic thing as a triumvirate with it and similar but cool computers that's all like that got to have this be crazy dramatis personae.

2 more movies in the sequence for similarity's sake of continuity. Total of 23/14 Episode. Whiteout eyes that's totally a great sequence but whom is assigned to what? And what's the shape of all this. So those would be the very last two titles, and there's title=very important art to what comes before it.

17 ABE Heir to the Empire Dark Force Rising Champions of the Force:://20ABE

:://= MUST be; MUST be Luke Skywalker beats the Emperor Darth Sidious (what, AGAIN, fuck) ("the vessels of hateform and the purity of continuance/dot.whoa/what, even, was the last bad guys then in the story; also, MUST be") AND Exar Kun. Connectivity of instead of Yuuzhan Vong remnant interesting for Star Wars Sequel Show.

{{25-35. Exile Storyline from Fate of the Jedi with full overlap. Jedi Academy stories for the first time with flux capability. Different Jacen Solo; Exar-Ayedi. (grey=too good of a character to killx2, like Obi-Wan or Qui-Gon, no family name type idea, part II sounds like "Jedi" on purpose; many same ideas; but this connects back to alternate Darth Caedus.) "Knowingly." Most the same as tie-in.

20ABE Episode X Twilight of the Balance Episode XI Pact of the Chaos Dyad: ("Title", fill-in of "if you missed it"); to 25ABE, include "appetizer"-2.45hours (The Swarm War-in-full-expanded; vanguards/legacyoftheforce/good.canon-ideas.move-on-herebutnotcompletely.intheruins.facepalm.thatwasonlythebeginning.seeaddendumofyou'realreadywatchingit.anticlimax-reclimax.dramaschool?what-to-do-here)

Episode X-XXI; all three main post-Empire of the Hand.old.peacetreaty stories.all."thread"ness of the show. XII(35ABE The Far Outsiders A Hallowed Traitor The Desolation Void The Crystal Star ("Yoda", but all of that other stuff happens.similar) The Omega of Unity. 40 (Standardized "Fate" Abeloth-story with how good of an idea to build up to all of a sudden, this confrontation(duology of continuous boringness what this again ideas): Prophet-Gods of the Whills (prev.thread.idea.appearances), Machinery of the Destructors, (Ridiculous-Abeloth.story) Specter of the Past, Vision of the Future, The Fate of Three Eternities (seeing as how it was called fate of the jedi) (We want some answers here; who was Anakin's father?);}}

35 ABE Yuuzhan Vong invasion; more transformational interest preceding it does not dictate conquers all before somehow mercy. 40 Abeloth/triclopsconcept.samebutdifferent, surprises.

Addendum: It doesn't have to try too hard to be ridiculous to have such a large-scale ancient thing that has normalcy plus the force in it, even though the scale and conflicts of what just happened yesterday was massive, kind of like oh sure but then there was a 50-year superpower standoff, and then there was THIS and it's all real, well, dramatize that with infinite varieties don't stress too much over giving too much of it or ending it/not ending it well enough geez. What is it that on write drunk edit sober just falls into your lap there? What's the unfolding of it if it built up that much? Kind of a villain of the week flavor to the exact old EU but not at all inaccurate to the versimilitude of its reality. This already did this much with it though an interesting combination; I like how much it did it actually makes it both longer and shorter to consider format like this; since a picture speaks so many words and yet cannot communicate all inner realities; becomes different but clearly should be ridiculous-version if it's a movie and it has to juggle all of these considerations. I liked how it followed up on the finale of real Star Wars before the first bifurcation point, it paid it off it's just there could have been more. It's trade-offs really, you got these lifespans and these what about other star wars concepts/EU.books/whatever. And that STILL ends it off with, well, what about imaginary characters even more of it. Well they kind of decided that. They decided in negative terms that somehow, the WHOLE thing of all of that was just, oh, yeah, I guess that's over, there in fairly nonsensical fashion, with a gigantic unexplained type thing. But it not totally wrong. It somehow that but crazily better right. You got to move on. It's just there are friends here aren't there. That ended off with that; what happened with that, what's the concept of how all of that continues from there or does not. And the duration and qualitatives of it. There's make a 4-hour movie of it or make an only if you watched the show also, how about this. "Title" also worked with 1.0 as well as it does with 1.1, but it really works its ass off I think. Criticisms statuary... but 1.0 had the correct ordinality! That's the rules of how fast can everything happen before it's just incomprehensible. These chunkabilities of stages of faction war before peace treaty-looming catastrophe-ascendancy well planned for slam dunk. Looks great to me could be even crazy amounts of the show at that point. There's no way we don't give you enough Star Wars if it's that. It could have been 7 fewer than that, kind of circling back to the very inception sentence's musings then. That was large even when real Star Wars ended. You could just watch it again. So that then. Just with this. And scenery chewing how many write 'em into the movie have we got there. Hey man, people waited a long time to see what happens after Return of the Jedi, and as a substitute, that was potentially EVEN more exciting, but then only one of the movies was really just about everything it could be. So we're giving it. So was it "A New Hope" or was it "Star Wars" - it was both.

So that yields the following overall picture:

The Forgotten Past The Old Republic BONUS MATERIAL OF TYPE I The Phantom Menace OLD EU CANON // CLONE WARS I Attack of the Clones CLONE WARS II Revenge of the Sith 1. PYRRHIC EMPIRE 2. REBELLION I 3. REBELLION II // GALACTIC HOLONET SPY WAR 4. FROM THE ASHES I 5. FROM THE ASHES II A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi 1. TRUCE AT BAKURA // ISARD'S SHADOWSTRIKE PROTO-TWILIGHT EMPIRE // THE COURTSHIP OF PRINCESS LEIA // CALLISTA THE HEART OF THE JEDI 2. X-WING // PROTO-JEDI SEARCH BIRTH DAWN // ANAKIN'S PROPHECY 3. X-WING II // WARLORD ERA // THE SEARCH FOR THE PAST // PROPHETIC ARTIFACT CLUE REMNANTS // 4. OUTER RIM-CORELLIA CRISIS // NEW REPUBLIC ERA // EMPATOJAYOS BRAND // OBI-WAN I // WAYFINDER ALDERAAN II // THE GREY FLEET CRISIS // BLACK FLEET WAYFINDER I 5. THE MANDALORIAN // MOFF-COMPNOR MID RIM WARLORD THRAWN PRELUDE ERA // WILLOW ACADEMY ERA 6. X-WING III // UNKOWN ERA I // CORELLIA-NABOO PACT ERA // LUKE SKYWALKER SEARCH FOR PADME AMIDALA // TWILIGHT EMPIRE I 7. X-WING IV // UNKNOWN ERA II // LUKE SKYWALKER RETURN OF THE JEDI SEARCH CORUSCANT // TWILIGHT EMPIRE II (PELLAEON ERA) // MANDALORIAN ENDING // TIED TOGETHER 8. THRAWN CRISIS I 9. THRAWN CRISIS II // BLACK FLEET WAYFINDER II 10. FOG OF WAR I // CRIMSON EMPIRE // BLACK SUN // KARRDE FREEDOM FLIGHT // INTERREGNUM // X-WING V 11. DAALA CYCLE TWILIGHT EMPIRE III // DARTH CAEDUS // RESISTANCE ERA I 12. FOG OF WAR II // MON MOTHMA // RESISTANCE ERA II // LEIA'S ODYSSEY 13. RESISTANCE ERA III // IMPERIAL CIVIL WAR // LUKE'S SUPREME COMMAND 14. FOG OF WAR III // IMPERIAL CIVIL WAR II // SUPREMACY OF THE JEDI ACADEMY 15. IMPERIAL CIVIL WAR III // KAMINO // YAVIN // CLOAKED DESTINY // OBI-WAN II // LEIA'S MASTERY // MARA JADE PARADISE DAWN // OPERATION HAND OF JUSTICE WITH HIDDEN THRAWN ASSISTANCE 16. TWILIGHT EMPIRE'S END // THRAWN'S REVENGE ON DARK EMPIRE WITH XIZORCLONE/THRAWNCLONE // THE HAND OF THRAWN // NEW REPUBLIC CIVIL WAR // BLUE EMPIRE 17. PEACE // JEDI ACADEMY ITERATIONS COMBINED AT YAVIN IV // EPISODE VII
Heir to the Empire Dark Force Rising Champions of the Force Twilight of the Balance Pact of the Chaos Dyad 1. GALACTIC ALLIANCE I // JACEN SOLO'S EXILE // LUKE SKYWALKER STORMGREY ODYSSEY // PROTO-NEW JEDI ORDER I // THE SACRED TEXTS I 2. GALACTIC ALLIANCE II // LUKE SKYWALKER'S EXILE // JACEN SOLO'S ODYSSEY // PROTO-NEW JEDI ORDER II // THE SACRED TEXTS II // PROTO-FATE OF THE JEDI // YODA'S VIGIL The Far Outsiders A Hallowed Traitor The Desolation Void The Crystal Star The Omega of Unity Prophet-Gods of the Whills Machinery of the Destructors Specter of the Past Vision of the Future The Fate of Three Eternities BONUS MATERIAL (POSSIBLY ANYWHERE, OF TYPE II) (?!)

ANTHOLOGY.

Star Wars Tales of the Jedi X XI XII XIII XIV 50 years have passed since Abeloth was destroyed. So, more Jacen Solo, more Alanna Solo, and of course branched off main characters and Luke Skywalker ghost instead of spoiler alert. This would get weird. This would be about the unexplained/undecided parts. Like instead of entire chorus of people send off, only that one person merging waterworks cues. Commit to that, so that, maybe, just maybe. It's not its style right, "the end". Aurebesh writing of the end, only, on a tapcaf flyby so that was the perfect "real" star wars ending ever this one sparks joy. This is risky! Only a few of those are people's favourite characters ever of Star Wars ensemble. But man what a vision that is. This would be hyperspace deep dive guardians of not exactly pew pew Q stuff and any ommited idea in that fine fine coat of arms already told stories have to set them in marble celluloid zonama sekot for the entire nearest mini galaxy. What is omitted there is overt passing of the age delineation of not so much a magic-infused star trek but heavy myth. But then it would explain them? While at the same time going super deep into what even are hyperspace things like touched on. I don't even know. Data about what story was told there not reaching me. That's the only thing that could be. Pull from deep within established "Episode" story of full cast but now available characters oh my good God. We could try to write that unwritten Tolkien ending not in toto but in crazy house poor mouse (which several things also do) and instead of it being less filmable, just goof off Star Trek I quite a bit more filmable. Nothing springs to mind as titles but you could tell it this way, and they need not be movies, those could be the chapters that have no titles and then have sub-titles of the super-long episodes. Anthology X, etc. Episode I - The Messengers. Like Joan of Arc's Gardening Class of Reconstructing Your Intrinsic Field in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Star Wars Galaxies(But where does it stop? It just gets ridiculous!) With Foot Squashing from Heavenly Wine and Roses God Idiots When Would They Learn Not To Be Bad No More Superweapons Just Completely FART ARM arm yourselves! Villains! So you'd be doing the nomenclature dance there of how Primary Star Wars are called. Legendary. And that would be about all I could see doing with it maybe you ignore it it's so long it's such a crazy guy at the blackboard once it gets to this one best part favourite okay but the rule would have to be, Anthology is no more than 28 hours in total. You COULD watch it. You could have coffee at the... what 9 hour mark of a normal day, and then get through it. This is speculative. It kind of does it all there already and you could skip the entire back in day part even if it was strongly held that wow this part's like too good and too 3x dark/scary and genre too. This could be apalling right that ended so well should you really go into the box of how sweet that was, 10 is a terrible choice and so is 100 you could only just squeak by on 50 and huh that's curious one of these is barely like that at all and the other is like hah-rub that glass Christmastime window only. Consider it as just the 14 and kind of history repeats itself even in speculation mode. That's a hard story to tell to have it on esper ice maybe. There are heavy handed got to make these existing ones be worth an I was riveted to that long ass movie. I mean maybe. I was thinking unexplained truly slash also obvious, and only the bad times mojito the poison you just drank it. That's more of an agency philosomophizing free zone and yeah we'll see. Got a good core. This is going to be special editions chrome stamp the floor's on fire don't get sentimental. This is the best part. Hands down. With the weirdness of the universe. I'll inquire. You can pretend we made this okay. But okay, I see what you're saying, we'll commit to simple adventures of what happened when they got there. That's easy. And maybe that'll suggest something for it. We'll do primacy basis thereby of free will hookah smoking caterpillar. It kind of amuses me the idea of a movie like that just the ultimate troll pussywillows and just SMASHES you over the head with its quality and its did not try to be accessible. ALL RIGHT?!!!!!!!! I'm busy. That... will work best for all of this I should think yes. The thing is, there is peace in the valley and the star wars do end by worth telling magnitude. Maybe this story will be told in Earth timeline quite a bit later and we'll be happy with what we've got let's go for ourselves and see white fedoras white shores twinkle star holy hand grenade ginger ale the champagne of the blitzers.

There's enough there for you to have figured this out. So I'll just go with quality assurance here. In such a way as trust us to go along with it plus primary imprint validity. This is simply this: that Shmi Skywalker, played by KMV destiny life, is genetically identical to Anakin Skywalker except that of course gender and looks about the same age. Who does still need to be make it also what you remembered, so that retrieval primacy.

The other one is that you already saw this in visual dictionary "real" star wars, Anakin's father, not to disambiguate EVERYTHING at all, and this is why it was considered to be absolute genius, is the same ancient full height Chiss-mirror image of red skinned and blue solid eyes, called Redeilu Sabamat, who simply looks exactly like Luke Skywalker face structure-wise and voice wise except that this is exactly mixed with Vader's voice devoid of the breathing apparatus, and uses double bladed blue. That's kind of about as good as it can be! That's totally whacked out and that's so good crazy credits epic music. So it's kind of that type of idea. If one of these things is too hard to do given this, it can be let go, though I would hope not easily okay. But you can imagine. So that's kind of what that stuff all is.

I know right. They left that to the bee gees that absolutely everybody liked they caught the last train for the coast but that was totally a good thing at the genesis outset exact same one and that maybe we can too. We bring you hope. And you're a grown person you're a big adult you can handle this probably because it sounds switchblade crazy eyes the eyes of an I hate violence I abhor it and thusly dust off carpetbaggers endless thwacking out in the hot sun ah probably not and that's only an outline handwringing not to do it to you on purpose like that but that's what's underneath the patina of this world. Pick up your swords and decide wreathed with born to be wild. It all comes back to that in the end kind of kills may as well with faint praise kindness. I totally get it yeah I knew you would this shit is all dumb it's like bring back does it contain comedic styles that just truly pass the test well that would be that that'll be good and just slip the what's in this ill-chosen marketing campaign drenched with perfume love faith compassion stabbed in the guts janus mask on a cross country all nighter cram play pear figure firmness of resolution this is where it's at.

They'll be good. They'll be ridiculously comic book watercolors by break with classicism explosion neo-classicism. Show the thought bubble and gives new ways for that to be not necessarily lingering and the paneling only one pass on all of that make it count get it with repeat view. I promise that they'll be so good your head will figuratively explode.

I promise that they'll be campy blue milk he doesn't like you I know now why you cry it'll make you cry. What the actual fuck. That has some justification, as did well that makes them pretty darn great good plus value you have message massage I know I love.

Sweet.

https://alltimelines.com/star-wars-canon-timeline/ And basically all of this happens as well, like well it kind of rhymes doesn't it that's a fun story and a good time for the makers of it err on the side of include all rather than wait hadn't he planned for this where's the logic, MUCH better including the tie-in to "end of the story, for now" impressive impactful visuals and grey area stories wow what a "those motherfuckers are terrorists" story, see what happens, if it can all fit in with the makes total sense empty slots and how they "too soon, heck even STILL" plan and not-plan but outcome of how that happens quickly enough to deposit those stories in your lap as all good "on screen" moments. That just makes sense right. Sure, that was what happened with Luke Skywalker, kind of, he tried, but stuff was continually intense and just as the jaws of space slug is kind of "in limbo", how he even ended up with a Jedi Academy. And that makes sense too with the formatting, yeah, pretty important, Clone Wars that happened before the death of Shmi Skywalker was kind of, a movie, rather than as-already-ran, and that colors the rest of it, they're kind of movies, and there's more to tell. And he has to fight a giant spider in the third act of VII. Those are all very "main character" things for those to be, oh yeah he important in terms of rate of loss and rate of surprise get him back, sure, but not that easily and already have three, see, see what that is, with the totally feels right situation. I don't doubt it. Thank the maker how all of this could reach its maximum quality. That was Star Wars. You had the un-fuckupable opportunity to make, it's better than that movie,and then it's also better than that movie. They're just movies. But they were THE very best movies and slim jumpsuit fellow travelers, and then a hand on chin thing happened.

As even better than you could have imagined at least on the receiving end. https://vimeo.com/93579899

Mind=blown. And that's with input system kids in the hall life gift awful lot of time gone by on purpose.

IS that how good it is? No. Then let's re-do it there's more to life than just a bit of money don'tchaknow. May we go home now please yes sir here's my thought about it quite a bit and I think you'll like it.

JOCO: The physical destruction of large amounts of the galaxy by the various means of totality and brand (star, planet; DarkEmpire/YuuzhanVong; various wastelands; various population and beings within the Force) is not pornographic in this sense but is an excellent idea and is what it needs to be. This way Godhood can be depicted as the bizarro world hall of mirrors reconsitution and warping of those things as ACTUAL or as what the fuck I'm scared. As the concepts of the visuals in what things we saw. Like it'd build a star destroyer but different, a galaxy gun but open floor plan with new structures of which one was the star, again, conveyance of hall of mirrors and russian dolls and ACTUAL hall of mirrors, and stellar graveyards the seeds of supernovae location location location not the same as a black hole or our titular crystal star. With a role for zonama sekot in withstanding pressures "at depth"; use that; gets weird gets "Earth"; this part maybe because tremendous "quest" even to get TO "quest" of that, lots of options. Ah, but had you actually found and done that thing, don't you... see, what you've actually maybe NOT done, there, well same shape and everything that was unmistakable and dismissed it, and a final battle over Yuuzhan'tar/Coruscant split personality dot helps same use of Sekot with the return of ACTUAL Had Abaddon from the deep core everyone was important twin planets like twin suns dwarf star and the return of East Berlin in my hands are shaking right now this is too intense. So, can't be accused of that at all. This is so pot as haven't touched it in years. This is so guy. You're just going to watch that over and over again and it's long, too. Sorry about that. Had you noticed the recapitulation of exact romeo and juliet death structures and life there just barely different. That's pretty all right too. That ended really well though those were not on screen the concepts. They're disintegrating before our eyes.

JOCO: With one other alien ("alien?") species coming into it here along with so that it is not just conjured, there, but this could be as far towards the Whills and all of that as just cavernous Rakata Infinite Empire but even older (Add-Ons, TM) and connected to tie into Anthology is even more ridiculous change my mind. He could have made that right he could have at least sequestered off and so on but it was important that we win this actual triumphal march right on in and that we all work together if there's going to be something like that. That's all in there's only one return, and it's of the Jedi that needs to be true and heck if it isn't true. That was the aim high goal so what's the sucked dry yes I am I'm afraid that after that they'll suck me to death and detach transformers ranger rescue power pops like a large scale hangar bay of that world between worlds which needs to be connected to the enemy they defeated in their home galaxy (versions; A and B; locations) like grey style clearly is that one but is even older; caverns elongated concept with "prison bars" as mandibles symbolism.

JOCO: It literally couldn't have been any better as hypotheticals float within that that's the last one last super mysterious thing you see before the cutoff jeans adventure island point and click can I get a hint please it's wedding dress silver bells and gold chains and should be should be afraid of that so that should freeze your blood and fire your heart up as eyebrow guy is comic relief at this point told you so oh man and totally you were the chosen one even then had that as a motif so it's more complicated than that but we like the spaceships and whatever fine noobstar vicarious tears of wrongdoing this is all for real this is you know what that's a forger's right but how I feel about it is wow you know that was SO good of a movie that it was just real along with its fellow traveler this was just straight up real impact wise and everything this was the truth about how we had to stand up to evil once again in our time.

SPOILER ALERT:

A buffet table of preparatory is real especially unto you should have been the best of us along with, super meal headscratchers.

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SUPREME ADMIRAL MITTH'RAW'NURUODO/MON MOTHMA: (INCLINING CLEAR NON-IMPROMPTU) What may we say, Jedi Grand Master?

LUKE SKYWALKER: (DRAWING UP) It is over. (CLASSIC JUST BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR LUKE SKYWALKER) As it'd always be over, would it ever be enough? Where I grew up, we would sometimes say, that was a mirage of no mirage and a horizon with no water's thirst. Who knew what it meant, really, maybe my uncle's oldest damn fool of an older fool firespeaker and I'm just a crazy old wizard now. I say remember what it taught you. ("OLD" LUKE SKYWALKER) Let's just say that the prophecy of the balance of the force is that it just, is. Tomorrow will hold more than enough to spill over into today. It's imperceptible and inescapable. It's together and apart and always in motion and it's good. (TO "THE FORCE" PANTHEON) The first and the last and the lost and remembered. (MILD SORROW GENERALIZED REPARTEE GAP FEELS KIND OF ALONE RIGHT NOW HAVING TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION) In painful cost to give birth and death and give over at the last.

HAN SOLO: It'll be all right, kid. (TO LEIA) I feel it. (CLASSIC HAN SOLO SMIRK-LINE) As your new force family ordinary adoption uncle, I insist.

PRINCESS LEIA/ALANNA SOLO/SHMI SKYWALKER: It will and it is.

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In burnout and in dying at the raging of the war nonsense bottom of the barrel until and unless lies liar liars over the rainbow. Avant garde anti-establishment break on through to the other side. Or bust yeah bust for them I like the odds. And of future generations to a healthy make equally good songs existence.

Which is parliament with president on top of it. Your ballot is as such where you get this. I vote for AA for President and BB or 0 in this riding and these cannot be separated, casting 3 votes to each or 3 and zero. Then you get either 2 or 1 more votes to cast more proportional style but not disruptively and still pass the post. You may vote differently or the same as your 3 and 3. Where same is 1 and 1. But different is more of a subset vote or a protest vote or however you wish to see it, casting ONLY a vote in the riding. Additional does not contain abstain for simplicity's sake. Leaving additional blank is same and same-same is also valid. So there totally could be save our country from the corruption but I will not necessarily do it, it will be back the blue. The idea is, you really do have to get that bloc out of it and have, see, the evidence showed, they really didn't want to vote for it, they wanted to vote for a supermajority and have verified truth reinforcement inclusion, and there would be some kind of #3 absorption to even be in it. And in the case of independent, leader of the opposition would be PM. So that's different. Canada will do its job. Canada will WIN the 44 vs. 117 war no matter how hard it is. So you wouldn't even back the blue if that was the blue.

But especially Germany. LMAO.

The Axis powers are TRASH and so is everyone who cooperates with them no matter what cloak they deceptively cloak themselves in. I'm sorry to be breaching your reality bubble like this but that's why it was so important now it's all at once. As seen in things this big can and do really happen clang slam fall of the pyramids pin drop.

You deserve defeat. That's the bottom line is that none of this is normal and you utterly and richly deserve defeat. Crushing salted soil boiling tar defeat. Smooth jazz. Limousine hotel stocking stuffers suffer this live through this into space it's low order cruise liner astronauts but it counts get those lasers going I have not forgotten nothing has been forgotten here.

I am simply saying I think it's a tough sell I'm okay with a sort of slack and then taut outcome of because look faultfinding but yeah what you have done together with your rubbing hands together partners here cannot be forgiven don't expect that. This council is dissolved on my authority but it is also re-formed also with the same violent femmes lasted peace resort authority with plenipotentiary assembly with 20 maxed out population votes 10 democracy votes and 10 peace votes all elected with war is automatically less than legal and all you've got left are your unitary assembly realpolitik that at most the old one could be that those ones have two votes with 10 to 1 answer our questions and 10 to 1 next level rosters an absurd notion ultimately that no massive guilt could accumulate in those very ones you have taken the remaining ones to this point and I daresay not even have that legacy of it. You are defeated for the united nations are coming for you villains and that's a good thing we're all going to be friends in the end. Oof is right. You are completely outmatched. And disposal instructions fistpump. Null and void. The brainwashing is off the charts in all of it. Meet the minimum standard of orange color with half of the democracy votes active of reducing to 10% military upper assemblies standardization decide now decide which of those two it's going to be and decide right. We don't need muh free trade like what do we truly need it for yeah you could make it logistics flyby low but all privileges are revoked what item do you need that for you can healthy defense spend healthy infrastructure spend for what for the oil that you don't have yeah they totally did that oh gee sorry. GUILTY. GUILTY of suppression thereof. Do you think the world will forgive it? I doubt it. Muh free trade because ideology but we have to be crushed under violation of every logical and just outcome. Kiiiiiiiiiiind of seems like you're betraying us and should all be shot. And you will. Come on over to hide under the blade's swingback. Or get no other outcome.

Another happy flag day. Those near and far wars.

Straight through the motherfucking core of the Earth elevated themes not callous dumpster fire snap stretchy cold as ice we are worthy indeed it's even at issue send 'em fruit basket how does it feel how does it feel baby scowlers. If this bank and shoal of time could just have a spam lubricated stab it dead what they wanted they had to be kept from at haughty haltertop you can sit with us. The thrill of hope for weary classical puzzle travelers that was a while ago wasn't it I'm just thrilled they're all wasted turkeys wild what a bunch of star yokels am I right holy crap I am so right about what I am seeing here okay that's great a backpack full of cheese wheels most expensive most dear if you'll pardon our multiverse parlance the secret of life is your finger yeah close absurdity may the hand of God be with you as well oh well auf wiedersehen goodbye I guess there's just you never can tell right so that's what it's got to be.

I just thought we'd kind of make it you know. Instead of horribly horribly not chomp chomp chimp out cosmic roadkill make it across the bacon skin therapy cooking bare like this then among the serious stuff I suppose propose puff carousel wished for ill turned out completely good.

I'll get the spatula of the ages abort retry fail. With blazers. Fucking roll eyes. Strong good valentines. Don't hold your breath on any of that there is mighty good fortune even on parallel processor gravy boats. Hey happy. Good gatekeepers what if a passage to space beer river rafters major tambourine trawlers port of call hall of servants all together now individual different.

There's just so much overflow stack wistful operatic. It is all there is dab eyes. Wonderful meal whole snack choose amongst please I'm so very tired I'm look at your stress reading it's like an old catcher in the rye. What on one cold reading only yeah all of them though quite the spectrum. One would have hoped that turd in the rainbow was to remain in the parodies and rhapsodies spectrum like nuts and gum this is a complete smash it's that whole push it to its absolute limit zeitgeist. So much for boiling frogs and eschatology anthropomorphism monocles harrumph. This is to be taken literally you see that's how it got upper management sack lunch ride away on your tricycle sunset boulevard you get nothing that's life all the long years keep your noses clean and watch out for the for brain freeze it's spring it's fall it's the winter of rusty hinges malcontents and warmongering. So depresso. I do hold it therefore. But yeah. This is really a large net of squirming mutant dolphins.

You'll have to do better if you want them.

And you'll have to answer for collective failure of epic proportions nearly indescribable freedom icicle stab.

We'll help you out. We'll help you to just dig pits large enough to hold those western mountains and then store them there the only one good enough in the face of earthquake or hurricane. But that would be at a future time completion wise. For now, added to full trajectory winners in their respective deserts at least with what I create to be in the main lines. It is not to be overly afraid and it is neither of these things do you understand.

This is about a logarithmic scale underneath the line of wretchedness there is nothing left so that's what I think of it that's what I think of evil I am relaxcore footstool junior mints throat slit whaling harpoon guts and glory flip it crank it take it to the end of the line that ain't worth it the fight tooth and nail for any sliver of it can end up like this and I'll be on my way got the open floor plan premises and that'll have to be cool for you too okay your day is over you know back when it was at the concrete evaluation they stay about the same classics could be literally sputter and die so I don't know there are maybe others as I think of it wow so bad so much better in the results.

Thus is the good shepherd. Any man that does not go in through the gate is a thief and a robber. And this is no game. Rolled honey pinup proverbs and a whole new moon orbital.

You'll have to go somewhere else for and yet there is no escape and what are people that God should consider them reassurance of the wrong things you have done. No I would not like to join your group because you do not need that anymore in all reasonableness. It's all going this way stand aside come with or be flattened falter effect right if you're going to be doing that hemispheres holy water the wreck is going down just from this unbending burlap sack basement attic amplifiers our home this is you slimeballs I mean from this height wow forget about it victory tunes the war to end all wars done with hadn't been good since perfection and picturesque and may that day be soon because we will fight for the future and fight the future soft clean beds dimmer glib.

I'm just such a massive fan they died for it if it had at all worked out we would also say this trajectory instead of there's just one problem with it there's just one problem with that dismissal which is that it is the truth and the truth will always win in the end.

And this is the cup and ball game of a carpenter I'm glad you like it punch a bad guy great values they're so bad that suck it down is good values big brother oh dear the harder they fall.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH classic.

But seriously you guys the racketeering influenced corrupt organizations ones are totally good. They're awesome.

I guess right there's so much creativity to bear bring out the best version of and then suddenly a giant spider stick you first mysticism hokey pokey artichokey I truly truly find this back to the future bizarro green lantern holiday well fuck it put 'em down that's tragic irony triangles pointing downward yogurt blue harvest stop break it down build it up buttercups pussycat oh I could never forget it gorgonzopoly roly poly sith heads smash 'em up lovey dovey honey money fly fly away.

You know and like edit but with thought that's gonna be good most of the rhyme hardcover you got the job three pools of pay out half pay out equalpool water down cooks and then some kind of keep the idea flow third one that's the opposite and yet the same as the second one don't tap the glass there's truly just waters of justice waiting to drown you which is just an information quest sticky vote a love that sticks together a bomb cherry toilet bowl republicanism helmet we'll stay it's dangerous but we'll stay yes all the life day drugs just the air that we breathe zubliblioprosit I'd like to spend some time with the women in our continuous sedate comfort party bus hanging over the side of a cliff but bolted down like cloth put cloth on if it's romantic enough okay.

We hold these truths to be self evident in grim waltz fantasia two scoops of doubt and faith talk bubble outnumbered by thought bubble that that's a big commitment and better be serious and we want to go fast we just want to go with Jesus. It's elusive and it's hard to hold it's a fleeting thing that's why our conquest is the sea of the stars that shall instead say art but that's up to the producers' whitewash zigzag va-va-voom vaporizer oh yeah absolutely bottles break bottoms up open your heart we're going home we win they lose.

Good times. Salad disaster bib whore can of worms just nobody in this car. Shitheads doesn't win people in motion wins. They're going to smoke my blunt real hard. Classical antiquities present day. I care. I love you too woo woo I cannot wait with an uncaring heart forever calling it virtuous if it no longer is. So come on. There's no other way. We have got to prevent nuclear war that's got to be number one and eminently logically within the shedding of zero sum but not pressing too hardly upon relinquishment. Some refreshments. I worry. Take that last statement for instance. Anyway. But that doesn't mean that each peace palm means we cannot touch one another.

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Chaturanga Revisited (Four Royals Chess, you instalose by mate for any one of the three) Same as Wizards Poker and 10-ply transcendental Chess, not proprietary.

As discussed in the infinite value 1/0/? Bit/Logic Gate nonequivalency simulacra conjecture of large scale heuristics melting as an actual disadvantage if you even could and would be better off as infinitesimals or other self-referential networks of conditional probability that still can't understand the infinite scaling of the Four Royals infinite value finite power expander versus already mastered One King own resource. Which I hold to be valid, obviously I would.

Artificial general intelligence would mean that it had a heuristic of infinite unfamiliarity with no inputs from randomized infinite (bounded) complexity to even ask, what question do I even ask do I even ask do I even ask. Clearly not. Very far away. Find "idea". Idea is hard.

17x10 White to move setup, left to right, and black also from their perspective of their left to right, white's right to their left

Champion, Wizard, Elephant, Vizier (minorstrength King), Knight, Rook, Bishop, Queen, King, Dragon, Rook, Bishop, Knight, Vizier(minorstrength King), Elephant, Champion, Wizard

Elephant - Same as old Chaturanga but with noncapture 1-ortho.

Champion - Bishop/Old Chaturanga Vizier that can also noncapturemove 1-ortho, and noncapture diagonal any number of squares. Well made original, it's not like this isn't better than a pawn. Can also noncapture two vertically forward nonjumpingly. (Balance, Wizard; concept of super pawn)

Wizard - A King-movercapturer with two away horizontal noncapturing jumping and three back vertical noncapturing jumping. Adjacency allows the King's backwards moves and Vizier backwards moves. From the very back opposing rank the Wizard's jumping moves are capture in strength (You MIGHT promote to Wizard, therefore.).

Queen - Noncapturing Queen moves beyond first square, King move for capture. Also Royal in loss condition such that "capture" (cannot move into check, still) by an enemy vizier or king or within their castle is a loss. Also allows King/vizier backwards moves. When the Queen is gone, the opposing player's Queen is upgraded to two-distance Queen powercapture. So a subgame of possibility. Queen isn't in check via radius if the only piece that can take it is one single King, Vizier, or other Queen. Implied but either way.

Dragon - Full distance rook move plus 1-diagonal noncapturemove plus nonjumping Knight move counting it any way that would use three steps including diagonals

Vizier (weaker King). Adjacency allows King to use his backwards moves. Cannot move backwards unless in the castle of a Wizard or the Queen. Cannot make his backwards moves without this help except when already on the back two opposing ranks.

King (King) (Can forward/forwardside Jump as the Knight - NO backwards Knight move or standard move without Wizard Vizier or Queen adjacency- can give check to Viziers without self check.) Cannot make his backwards moves without this help except when already on the back two opposing ranks, but this excludes the knight moves.

Rooks can make their move as redeploy to any empty square on your back rank. (Strong similarity to more-excluded drag and drop increase here/Cannon; maybe threaten and then threaten again, it didn't yield aught but a discombobulation but it includes it if with only one piece.)

There is no castling. There is pawn promotion, which would almost always be dragon or queen but maybe some pretty knight moves. Pawns promote to pawns with partial wizard powers at the second to last rank. Still the same forward peace move and diagonalforwardcapture, but otherwise wizard powers of the backwards and side jumps with the royal support. As many as desired. So some more physical representations for those but they're easy at least in concept and probably should include. Subsequent promotion of wizard pawns isn't cumulative powers. It COULD be king morphs around like the rook but kind of shouldn't be, it's supposed to be sure there's so many more squares but it doesn't devolve in that way which it then would, should just be endstate castle with wizard pawns. If it's an immovable castle in one well tested game it can be that. They still can't make their one square backwards move, exactly as normal as stated already. That makes them ridiculous but not actual ridiculous, it makes it more possible by one whole more square.

Check is still check, but double check against two Royal pieces allows up to TWO to move in the same move, either two can move at once or the piece causing double check can be taken. If it does three, that's mate, including the queen if its mate conditions are met. But a rook forking Vizier and Vizier/King isn't mate. You still have to manage mate but these moves are literally bad. You kind of need a move legality observer of some sort which is kind of annoying but with experience good enough I hope.

Pawns move one square OR two squares, but for first rank pawns with any non-pawn piece adjacent to them this can be two at once only one square instead, and both have to have one. Pawns can move backwards one square if in the castle (simple radius) of any King/Vizier/Queen.

I could call that finished there then. There's enough flexibility and also enough truncation, you need a sidebox but oh well, it's in a devcycle and anyone can make them.

ALL pieces, from the back row that don't already have this power can capture one square forward if it's a recapture of a pawn loss on the very next move.

So what about that, but BEFORE we even get to play it every much.

That seems fun, and that might be possible too, but obviously I'm ignorant. I took a look at it, but I'm not 7 years old anymore. They're used to that game. In very much the same way as transcendental translates human skill into demolisher.

Obviously it's vaguely mythology-crusades Alexander-themed rather than completely randomly themed, by default mistake aversion appropriation-morphing of those Omega pieces along with original pieces. It's sort of a very on the nose historical what if of how quickly and/or differently this game might have been and now is. It's new to everyone is the point, but the features of all three versions other than capture your piece it's now my piece (QUITE out there for new versus that's all they had to do to pass the time ego play balance creativity; I would not try, I would not attempt this), of slowness, exact piece powers, and castles and cannonade rooks are on purpose. Maybe you can come up with a better one but I would easily like to see the results, and to provide a signpost for JUST how much should be expected of the top tier, it should literally be the next one of these no matter how unbeatable they seem.

Classical world championship time control only with only slight bendable no adjournment, 14 games every 2.5 years candidates wake up and smell the hot tea.

Terachess/Chaturanga mashup rules Same idea, waived except legacy, surely that should be obvious, that's something like 1% or lumpy moviecash. That's totally fine it's just for the actual panic button stop the release of this one, got to, yeah, could also go that far, build a canal that goes through there to the black sea, the caspian sea (THEN also, basically the same idea as railroads, extrapolate), and then upwards to branch off to the daugava and then straight north somewhere there. That's going to be huge. There'll be still all the cold fish with with the warm temperate fish no pollution and total overflow and that'd be hard to bring through the mountains anyway. An no apology for building up allied dry patches by vast priority. In many ways that'd be the easiest yeah we're doing construction hat.

With 2-pawnthrust(PAWN only) disallowed for move 2 then put back, still also has no weak pawn rank en passant type move; on row 5 and row 6 they can't. Oh maybe that's an idea. Based on King row types of chess. So King row X and absolute row.

Requirement for both singlepawnsquare in one move to have directly vertical behind by one square waived. Still Chaturanga II rule. In overall family rule that it still (usually) have the recapture directforward en passant type move (that is upgraded to unfriendly capture for the structure-type pieces) that no longer makes sense if there's a whole row on row type deal.

17 pawn 14 centurion 1 King, goldsilver, 14 other

4 Knight (behind King in verticality, then right next to, except ones in the middle also have kingnoncapturemove except for directly forwards and backwards on move 1, and backwards ones on all other moves, diamond general) (diamond shaped base of piece, etc)

Gold General & Silver General, with nonjumpnoncapture 2 directbackwards and nonjumpnoncapture 2eitherside, respectively, also have move directly to square adjacent to the King. Elephant Rhinoceros (1-diagonal movecapture, 1orthoforwardnoncapture, anydiagonal nonjump CAPTURE only)

Dragon from Chaturanga, except with only 1-orthocapture and same noncapture range orthomove. Queen from chaturanga x1 King from chaturanga as non-royal x1, backwards (actual row 4 minimum) move is go all the back to row #1,2, or 3 (any) = Sorceress. Use only once per piece iteration. Then has rook move noncapture backwards. Wizard from chaturanga with no king powers x1 = Gold Wizard Champion from chaturanga x1 = Champion

Forwardjumping Wizard that has noncapture moves only for kingforward, and capture for sidewaysx1 = Silver Wizard. Those squares give check only to opponent's King. Diamond Wizard = King movercapturer with noncapturejump 2 of ortho and diagonal

2 Bishops, bishops only give opponent back their piece to be placed under THEIR control on their back 2 rows upon capture, also when you lose it, you get it back to be placed on your VERY back row next to another piece you control (not selfdestruct, just, if in sequences)= Sphere. 2 Rooks as in Chaturanga, with the same rule. (from the board, nerfed from friendly capture PLUS insanity moves lightbulb) = Obelisk. 1 Monolith combines both moves, with same back rank, daddy piece not subject to other self piece 1 Ziggurat = dabbaba with 1 diagonalnoncapture 1 Pyramid = diagonaldabbaba with 1 orthononcapture 1 Observatory = Armillary Sphere theme piece ZigguratPyramid; selfdestructcaptureadjacency but peacemove, ZigguratPyramid noncapturemove with range of 3. Standard Captures by ZigguratPyramid rangejumponly with intervening piece. First move can place Observatory on any square in your back 7 rows. Only actual first time per game not monolith repetition. Observatory can switch squares with any adjacent piece, friendly or enemy. If you capture that piece on your very next move, it is a monolith drop for the captured piece, and you gain +1 row range on monolith drops on the third turn of the sequence. Observatory has summoning sickness on turn after it is placed. (How many observatory layers in theory, yep a pretty crazy barrier and still fundamentally linear; "and this is a good thing like all good things".

2 bishops 2 rooks 1 Amazon = noncapturing amazon move with only vizier capture

Priest Assassin Jester Bard = 4 less centurion, centurion moves x 4 with bonus Priest = noncapture range of +1 forward, also has go sideways noncapture if a friendly piece is kingradius directforward Assassin = noncapture bishop move range of 2, plus capture nonjump 2 vertical forward Jester = noncapture knight move Bard = also has go backwards 1 square and go to any square next to the King.

Promotion is pawns at last row to Queen only and Centurion-class at opponent centurion row to Gold Wizard, optionally for the enhanced ones. Ziggurat and Pyramid may optionally promote to Diamond Wizard on the last row. With an mspaint compass point (same, finesse) in the King column at the 8-8 divider point for the Prophet.

Eagle = as in terachess I Lion = as in terachess I Lady Justice = sorceress as in terachess I, with either selfdestructcapture with AWOL or Monolith capture, also not subject like monolith. Icarus = double sequence knight move plus 1-ortho (Knight rider, could be both squares in the sequence, but only if first is empty, but only one more), with either selfdestructcapture with AWOL or Monolith capture, also not subject like monolith. Minotaur = 1-2-squares forward range nonjumper, with 1-side, and 4 vertical back nonjump (only exactly that square, like Wizard but nonjumping), can selfdestructcapture with AWOL like Terachess II rhinoceros, (but NOT monolith capture). Cerberus = forwardcapture knight moves, plus sideways rook move, plus 1 backwards. Leviathan = Templar Knight plus noncapture rook move or bishop move to the exact edge of the board. Prophet = King mover where moves that go towards the center have range of +1 noncapture nonjump. Also has forwardverticaljumpnoncapture Knight move.

a1 = Monolith b1 = Lady Justice c1 = Icarus d1 = Prophet e1 = Lion f1 = Amazon g1 = Minotaur h1 = Knight i1 = Diamond General j1 = Knight k1 = Eagle l1 = Leviathan m1 = Cerberus n1 = Sorceress o1 = Dragon p1 = Observatory q1 = Queen

f2 = Priest g2 = Assassin h2 = Elephant i2 = Diamond General j2 = Rhinoceros k2 = Jester l2 = Bard

a3 = Gold Wizard b3 = Silver Wizard c3 = Obelisk d3 = Ziggurat e3 = Rook f3 = Sphere g3 = Bishop h3 = Silver General i3 = King j3 = Gold General k3 = Pyramid l3 = Bishop m3 = Sphere n3 = Rook o3 = Obelisk p3 = Diamond Wizard q3 = Champion

Or close to it. King has AWOL strength capture from Mythoterrashah II.

Called Mythoterrashah.

This instead. There's those whole space sharer one coming up. Really a shame. Should totally have had scorching hot sun effect well best than omitted. We're talking that kind of tablebase headslam. I am not sure I can top this game. I will give it a go at some point but I just made my same paint and looks crazy. Look how that lines up. That was very much found, this is more like craftsman thereof. You could do so many of these. Perhaps the clearest next one is asymettrical territory line with one more making it 17x17. Done here. Design evenmoreso, complete. I think you'll like it more in gamma release given the trend of why the first one was made. Although there was also the Lion, that one is so strong it was like a redundancy, but a beancounty one. Seems done.

For Synergy Chess, I suggest that the back row Bishops be Archbishops that also have 1-ortho noncapture move. And also that the normal ones promote to it on the opponent's back rank. And also that (not as a new piece, just a piece power) your Knight on your back rank have the power to make a noncapturing King move.

Include. Except as this because you should just concave center game pushing your "c" and "f" pawns past your "e" and "d" pawns so as to double your bishops on their most natural squares and White's advantage is even more 19th century swashbuckler game.

Mythoterrashah II

20x20

IJKL

m3, h3 =Prince with noncapture Knight move= Princess, also has selfdestruct friendly as Terachess II duchess. Cannot en passant. Counts as Prince-type for promotion.

g3, n3 =Prince; can en passant as centurion class. Prince and Princess not themselves subject to en passant while making that move.

f3, o3 =Jester

e3, p3 =Assassin

a3, b3, s3, t3 = Priest

CDQR 4 centurions

j4 k4 = chaturanga champion upgraded to both nonjump verticalforward as capture, 2-verticalforwarddiagonalcapture, and also sidewaysbackwards knightmove as capture, and backwardsvertical knightmove as noncapture, and also camelverticalforward selfdestructcapture (without AWOL) = Mystic Immortal

i4 l4 = chaturanga champion downgraded to not having verticalforwarddouble, but upgraded to verticalforward-1 capture and 1-sideways, and upgraded to full noncapture rook move sideways, and switch squares with any adjacent friendly piece = Mystic Hoplite

IJKL pawns can backwards one step, Elite (works same/as/with=pawn with double-in-1-turn etcetera.)

h4 m4 = Elephant; chaturanga elephant upgraded to also have 1-verticalforwardcapture and 3-diagonalforwardjumpnoncapture.

g4 n4 = Tiger; Dabbabah with 1-verticalforwardcapture and also 1-diagonalfowardcapture and 1-diagonalbackwardsnoncapture, also has sideways-3-noncapturejump

f4 o4 = Mythoterrashah I Rhinoceros upgraded to 1-verticalforwardcapture and noncaptureslide range of 2. (same; other than here capture always includes noncapture)

e4 p4 = Hippopotamus = Knight-Alfil-Dabbabah also with 1-verticalforwardcapture

d4 q4 = Giraffe = Camel also with 4-range sidecamel and 1-verticalforwardcapture

c4 r4 = Champion = Centurion/Prince-class (for promotion) Omega Chess Champion upgraded to have diagonal-1-forwardcapture. Can en passant. (Its move that does this is not subject to en passant despite its class since it is a jump.)

b4 s4 = Alligator = Rook with capture range of 2 and otherwise full range noncapture and also with 1-diagonalcapture

a4 t4 = Cheetah = Queen with capture range of 1 and otherwise full range noncapture more and also jump verticalforward-2 and knightsideforwards as captures

j3 k3 = Crowned Knight - can downgrade itself to a Diamond General (without first move sideways) to make a 3-to-4-ranged=orthodiagonal noncapturing jump (on any move, from your last 4 rows.)

i3 l3 = Giant Turtle = Additional Structure piece; Friendly Capture on Knight squares and 1-verticalforward, and also noncapturemove as Terachess Eagle

j2 = Dragon Templar = Dragon Horse also with noncapture Knight move

k2 = Dragon Horse

i2 = Dragon Emperor = Dragon King also with noncapture Knight move

l2 = Dragon King

j1 = Crowned Paragon = Crowned Knight also with noncapture Queen move and noncapture camel move. Also has sideways noncapture jump 2.

k1 = King with initial move lion leap and also knightforward noncapture moves on all other moves (has AWOL without selfdestructcapture). Can swtich squares with adjacent friendly piece, but only from row 4+ or sideways only on the back row

h1 l1 = Terachess Eagle that also has 1-verticalfowardcapture.

g1 m1 = Terachess Lion; can optionally selfdestruct AWOL, can leap directly to any empty square adjacent to your King or Vizier

f1 n1 = Archbishop also with 1-verticalforwardcapture

e1 = Vizier; normal King (auto-has AWOL without selfdestructcapture), can switch square with friendly adjacent, but only from row 4+, or sideways-only on the back row

c1 = Fullpower Queen

b1 = Lady Justice; she can now Kingradius normalcapture (as an option; can still selfdestruct with AWOL upon those)

a1 = Monolith. Can now sidewayswarp as though the side edge of the board didn't exist. (NOT during its diagonal move, to be extra clear; but pieces still do exist and cause stop.)

d2 = Obelisk

e2 = Sphere

f2 = Obelisk

g2 = Greater Sphere; 1-ortho added

h2 = Terachess Buffalo; takes with AWOL strength while itself remaining against pieces in last 4 rows

m2 = Greater Obelisk; 1-diagonal added

n2 = Sphere

o2 = Obelisk

p2 = Greater Sphere (are classes; spheres and turtles and obelisks and monolith as where they can auto-go on row 1)

q2 = Crowned Unicorn = Terachess I rhinoceros with King move added with optional selfdestructcapture AWOL. Can swap out stationarily taking a whole move/turn for the full power Terachess II Duchess with +1 range. (called Empress) And vice versa.

d1 = Icarus with +1 range on its nightrider sequence jumps. Also has bishopcaptureslide(by contrast to its normal friendly/AWOL split) with range of 4.

i1 = Imperial Paragon (Crowned Paragon where sideways-2 is capture strength.)

o1 = Wyvern = Dragon King also with noncapture bishop move, can optionally selfdestruct AWOL

p1 = Dragon Wizard = Fullpower Chaturanga Dragon also with Wizard's noncapture leaps, can selfdestruct AWOL

a2, t2 = Diamond Wizard upgraded to capture strength on jump moves, can switch square with adjacent friendly except from its original placement square (NOT replacement; so actually move into if somehow the other one or recycled and also went back)

b2, s2 = Ziggurat that also has switch square with adjacent friendly piece

c2, r2 = Pyramid that also has switch square with adjacent friendly piece

q1 = Vizier

r1 = Alibaba Rider with kingforward capture and 1-verticalbackwardsnoncapture = Monk

s1 = Fullpower Amazon except backwards range queen and bishop moves beyond range 2 are noncapture. Can also warp-relocate back to row 1 instantly by contrast if all adjacent squares are empty of friendly and enemy units, but if it does, the next turn's captures by it are friendly.

t1 = Observatory with range of row 10, also has Lion capture with +1 range with no selfdestruct from original square or standard lion range on reset first square. Using row 10 causes an extra summoning sickness turn. Can also warp back to row 1 with same amazon capability. And this counts as if it were a friendly capture reset of it.

Doesn't have no weak pawn rank rule design constraint art idea. Promotions are pawn to Queen or Amazon, and all centurion-row princes and centurions to a Crowned Paragon, Wyvern or Monk, except here, also on last row, and are not optional in either category, pawns also. Checks are as in Chaturanga but disallow king square switch capability to get out of it (even single check). Main King cannot make jump move while in check (either type.) Maybe some tweak from there but makes sense right. Good luck. So, quickly. And this is small potatoes.

Mythoterrashah III

22x25

Opposite notation of letter-#.

g1-g7pawns, g8-g15Elites- g16-g22pawns

f

e1-e7 {Priest, Assassin, Jester, Bard, 3 classic centurions}, e8-e15 Moon-Stars in described order, e16-e22 {3 classic centurions, same order outside in}

d1= Gold Army d2=Silver Army d3=Eternity Engine d4=Pilgrim Astrologer d5=Templar Astrologer d6=Janus Mask d7=North-South Wind d8=Elephant d9=Yeti d10=Elephant d11=Yeti d12=Mystic Zebra d13=Elephant d14=Yeti d15=Elephant d16=East-West Wind d17=Janus Mask d18=Defense Lattice d19=Pilgrim Astrologer d20=Templar Astrologer d21=Spirit Tower d22=Diamond Army

c1=Storm Avatar c2=Defense Lattice c3=Pilgrim Emperor c4=Lightning c5=Thunder c6=Ziggurat c7=Princess c8=Mystarmor Rider c9=Mystarmor Ballista c10=Mystarmor Centaur c11=Mystarmor Chariot c12=Mystarmor Dragon c13=Mystarmor Rhinoceros c14=Mystarmor Hippopotamus c15=Mystarmor Caravan c16=Princess c17=Pyramid c18=Tornado c19=Genesis Field c20=Templar Emperor c21=Eternity Engine c22=Storm Avatar

b1=Zenith-Horizon b2=Earth Monolith b3=Sphere b4=Obelisk b5=Greater Sphere b6=Greater Obelisk b7=Air-Fire Wizard b8=Genesis Field b9=Mystic Eagle b10=North-South Wind b11=East-West Wind b12=Spirit Wizard b13=Crowned Unicorn b14=Mystic Eagle b15=Doom Core b16=Earth-Water Wizard b17=Greater Obelisk b18=Greater Sphere b19=Obelisk b20=Sphere b21=Water Monolith b22=Solstice-Sanctuary

a1=Observatory a2=Lady Justice a3=Icarus a4=Queen a5=Lion King a6=Wyvern a7=Vizier a8=Fire Monolith a9=Phoenix a10=Spirit Wizard a11=Comet a12=King a13=Quasar a14=Pegasus a15=Air Monolith a16=Dragon Wizard a17=Vizier a18=Lion Queen a19=Amazon a20=Prophet a21=Monk a22=Observatory

Same mirror-opposite SELF left to right order

Bard=no warp, but still has go backwards-1verticalpeaceful, has switch square with friendly adjacent sideways.

Vizier on a7 (no swaps), King on a12, only has firstmove jump, no swaps or jumps, Vizier (no swaps) on a17 (simplified). Remains AWOL strength infinity piece, with as very later described same deal. Can fully AWOL the eternity engine. A slight colorwash difference for the King's original square and the turtles' squares too.

ONLY monoliths as main structures, but you have 4, they cannot warp, and they cannot sidewarp, the knightverticalforward noncapture version, knightsidewaysforward, etc. Zenith(Fire), Nadir(Earth), Air, Water

Lady Justice as in mythoterrashah II but can also capture jumping over 2 if both are yours, Icarus as in mythoII with ortho-1 optionally as a normalcapture instead of just a friendly instead of the AWOL, Prophet is a crowned paragon without the bonus sidejump or cameljumps that has forward-7 range as captures, prophet can go through the sideways and verticalforward side of the board using his nonjump steps but end up on the furthest back row empty square of your choice, but cannot move/capture on your next move (and this includes the diagonals) with the same bifurcate-capture type except for kingradius, Monk is an alibaba rider with range of 5 with switch square with kingradiusforwardfriendly, with kingcapture, monk also is bifurcate with the same kingbailout AWOL enabled too, these ones. You CAN but it's not advised to against the weak ones, the idea is that should make sense, it quite tightly makes sense just with the 4-buff variants.

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"Classic" army to go with the elites from center out.

Terachess Duchess that can take en passant x2

Bishop with 1-orthononcapturex2

Diamond General(move2+) with rook sideways minimum range of 2 noncapture x2

Dragon King with rook capture range of 5, rest peaceful x2; Minor DracoRex.

1 Giant Turtle with 1-orthosidewayscapture added as a basicrosterpiece. Can change into the original structural version by spending its move, but during its first move, it can MOVE and then also flip, and back again.tablet-type. Depict how regardless of color scheme? Raised off of the surface sculpture.cool versus flat, with a rim recess for the basic piece and a MORE flat depiction for the structure, but still recessed, where it's four triangles pointing into the picture at the compass points as the difference additional. And also at the exact original square he can be after the opponent's capture treated as a structure. Counts to shutoff Eternity Engine in either state. x2

2 Terachess crocodile with Queencapture range of 2 and KnightforwardsverticalselfdestructfriendlyuponSELFrow2capture, but comes back as 1 Earth Centurion and 1 Water Centurion and AWOLs itself then, placed one at a time one in reserve= Mermaid x2 (Earth = also has 1-orthosideandbackwardscapture and can friendlyadjacentswap with any Earth or FIRE-faceshowing Star or Moon; Water=also has 1-diagonalbackwardscapture, can friendlydisplace-1verticalforward like magetower, can friendlyadjacentswap with any Water or AIR-faceshowing Star or Moon)

3 Mythoterrashah leviathan also with captureonly on 2-orthosquare that sends him back to the furthest back legal square in terms of row of your choice after the capture where it can't capture on your next move= Octopus x2

4 Eagle that can go through the sideways and verticalforward side of the board with capture range of 7 rest peaceful and also has 1-ortho x2= Ship.

5 Chaturanga Wizard that also has knightsidewaysforwardcapture and camelnoncapture except for verticalforward and can take en passant and has Queencapture(CAPTURE only) as basic selfdestruct and also has move 1-verticalforward displacing a pawnclass/centurionclass ONLY if the next square is empty, only, or just basic. Other described displacements are all-classes following this. = Magetower

6 Cannon with queencapture range of 2 and knightbackwardssidewayscapture = Manticore

7 Sundial (airship themed/balloon-propeller) = Mythoterrashah II cheetah with switch squares with friendly adjacent sideways and go through the sidewaysside of the board but only with range of 1 at the other end, but is always/upgrades to capture strength

Pawnclass and Centurionclass promote to Air-Fire Wizard(Archbishop-KingMan), Earth-Water Wizard(Chancellor-KingMan), Duchess, Giant Turtle, Mermaid (YES, this works, you CAN just keep promoting to Mermaids into CAPTURE {remember this condition and its narrow field}, get 2 meeples and back into more Mermaids after a LONG sequence of moves, if that's at all good something else is wrong, it's a power tier Queen with all the forking capability and keepaway that that entails), Manticore, or Sundial on last row.

e8 Earth Phoenix (Star) Earth-Star tile with optionally flips on capture, peacemove, or stationary into next in the cycle and then back again on the next one (Water-Moon), so, nice simple 5th element depiction as just a high off the table square where if it does, can't capture on your next move. Just these; check before dropping down, not interchangeable.; Earth-Star//Water-Moon

e9 Water Kirin (Moon) Water-Moon; Water-Moon//Air-Star

e10 Air Phoenix (Air-Star//Earth-Moon)

e11 Earth Kirin (Earth-Moon//Fire-Star)

e12 Fire Phoenix (Fire-Star//Air-Moon)

e13 Air Kirin (Air-Moon//Water-Star)

e14 Water Phoenix (Water-Star//Fire-Moon)

e15 Fire Kirin (Fire-Moon//Earth-Star)

(Shogi pieces; as with described monoliths)

WITH no weak pawn rank en passant type move.

2 Mythoterrashah II observatory each, in corners, but with only 1-lion range, and without exact middle row capability.

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1 Air-Fire Wizard (Archbishop-KingMan)::

1 Earth-Water Wizard (Chancellor-KingMan)::

2 Spirit Wizard (Terachess Duchess with range of 4 and noncaptureKnightforwards where it can't capture on your next move)::

1 Queen (Queen with Capture-Range of 5 and the rest noncapture)::

1 Amazon (Amazon with Queencapture-Range of 3 and the rest noncapture)::

1 Terachess Buffalo with once per game 1-radius outward friendly displacement if available, and also with grant jump one power on capturing linestep moves to friendly adjacent piece, and grants jump one to noncapturing mermaid and manticore moves = Pegasus ::

1 Terachess Gazelle with all 1-rangecapturemoves added and 4-range orthocapturejump= Phoenix::

1 Terachess Zebra with 1-orthocapture and 1-diagonalnoncapture where if it dies you just get it back as a friendly-3 drop of either a Zenith-Horizon or Solstice-Sanctuary. = Mystic Zebra. So, keep the zebra, don't preswap. Cannot give check.::

1 Mythoterrashah II Ziggurat. Can change into a Pyramid by using its move.::

1 Mythoterrashah II Pyramid. Can change into a Ziggurat by using its move.::

1 Lightning (KingMan CamelRider with Range of 2) ::

1 Thunder (KingMan KnightRider with Range of 2)::

1 Tornado (KingMan Alibaba Rider with Range of 2)::

1 Comet (KingMan CamelKnight Rider with Range of 2)::

1 Quasar (KingMan Alibaba Rider with Range of 3)::

1 Zenith-Horizon (Knight without forwardsvertical, and forwardssideways as selfdestructcaptureCAPTUREonly, and Kingforwards instead where if it dies you just get it back as a friendly-1 drop.) Also 1-2-backwardsverticalnoncapturestep. Cannot give check. Can Emperor-class dismiss an eternity engine. Can use its move to become a Solstice-Sanctuary instead, and this gives you +1 range on drops during your next move.::

1 Solstice-Sanctuary (KingMan with 2-steprange on backwards where if it dies you just get it back as a friendly-1 drop.) Also has 2-addedstepsidewaysnoncapture where it can't capture on your next move. Cannot give check. Can Emperor-class dismiss an eternity engine. Can use its move to become a Zenith-Horizon instead, and this gives you +1 range on drops during your next turn.::

1 Gold Army (KingMan with once per game, deploy 2 Gold and 1 Silver General {of mytho-I stength} on the Kingforward squares or 1-orthosideways, with friendlyforwards FULLpiecearray displacement if available as long as none of it gives check, if he dies before deploying you get them as drops, they can't capture on your next move)::

1 Silver Army (KingMan with once per game deploy 2 silver and 1 Gold General on the Kingforward or 1-orthosideways squares, with friendlyforwards FULLpiecearray displacement if available as long as none of it gives check, if he dies before deploying you get them as drops, they can't capture on your next move)::

1 Diamond Army (KingMan with once per game deploy 2 Diamond Generals on any 2 Kingforward or 1-sideways squares as long as none of it gives check, if he dies before deploying you get them as drops, they can't capture on your next move)::

2 Genesis Field (KingMan with once per game deploy any number of weakcapturing KingMan surrounding it. (Plasmoid=can only take other Plasmoids or PawnclassCenturionclass, where if one does, you lose all your other plasmoids from that genesis field unless it was only plasmoid on plasmoid.) Use diamond and circle plasmoids (not relevant which one makes which, just pick)::

1 Doom Core (KingMan with once per game, destroy ALL surrounding units of either pawn/centurion/princessclass or strongerclass) (as it also works in the last comment.idea, but, stylize yours as you want, but that's the idea)::

2 Defense Lattice (KingMan where after he moves, by default/frombeginstate.cycle, he is invincible until after your next move during next two turns which he can't move, the first at all, the second as captures but with noncaptures that don't create a new disability or a new invincibility until the cycle is cleared, with once per game as a move, 1-turn invincibility on kingradius squares and place 1 Fire Centurion and 1 Air centurion on any Knight squares. Fire Centurion can move in addition to you being in check and getting out of it also and can 2-or-3sidewaysnoncapturejump. Air Centurion 1-diagonalbackwardsnoncapturemove, can camelbackwardsnoncapture and also 1-verticalFULLdisplacementpowermove if available.::

2 Eternity Engine (Invincible{by contrast to cyclingly invincible} noncapturing Knight with King-capture as friendly where if it does it can't move on your next two turns.) Cannot give check/captureKingVizier. On last 5 opponent rows, gives you +1 verticalforwardnoncapture range on ALL pawnclass centurionclass and princesses. Inert from capturemove if an opponent's structure piece, counter-AWOLpiece or observatory is adjacent. Breaks armor. Capture move can be countered by AWOL-sacrifice of one of the opponent's Eternity Engines after moveconfirm but before next move and only then and removes both that were involved::

2 Mythoterrashah II princess with warp next to an empty friendly King or Vizier square added, promotes same; promotion-class.::

1 Mythoterrashash II Crowned Unicorn without Empress ability::

2 Mystic Eagle (fullpower Terachess Eagle with Knight/SideCamel move added where if you use it, he is invincible until your next move is over and can't move/capture until after your next 2 moves are over), also has Terachess Rhinosteptype with range of 4 following the orthomove with no noncapture range after it, but it is default friendlycapture.::

2 Mythoterrashah II Giraffe with KingMan capture, Knightforwardscapture, and also warpingly switch squares with any friendly pawnclass centurionclass or princess that is behind it in terms of row, and neither of them can capture on your next move = Janus Mask::

2 Diagonal Hookmover with total range of 8, has switch squares with friendly adjacent but can't move or capture during your next turn. Can Emperor-class dismiss an eternity engine. = Pilgrim Astrologer

2 Orthogonal Hookmover with total range of 8, has switch squares with friendly adjacent, but can't move or capture during your next turn. Can Emperor-class dismiss an eternity engine. = Templar Astrologer

1 Full Hookmover with total range of 7 where if it uses the range above 5, it can't capture or move during your next turn, has switch squares with friendly adjacent but can't move or capture during your next turn. Can Emperor-class dismiss an eternity engine. = Spirit Tower

2 Armored Lion (Lion with 2 HP. Armor is BASE of piece as Shield pictogram.) With 1 each King and Queen; King has diagonal-5 rook-7 noncapture, Queen has diagonal-7 rook-5 noncapture. Loss of Armor against this gives attacker friendly-4.::

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1 Mystic-Armored Knight/1-ortho; Mystarmor Rider

1 Mystic-Armored Dragon Horse with range of 7; Mystarmor Ballista

1 Mystic-Armored Dragon Horse with range of 5 and Knight-sideways Mystarmor Centaur

1 Mystic-Armored Rook with 1-diagonalbackwardsnoncapture; Mystarmor Chariot

1 Mystic-Armored Mythoterrashah I Dragon with capture range of 4 and the rest peaceful ; Mystarmor Dragon

1 Mystic-Armored Mythoterrashah II Rhinoceros with noncapture/capture range of 4; Mystarmor Rhinoceros

1 Mystic-Armored Mythoterrashah II Hippopotamus without the forward Knight moves plus both forwarddiagonal-1; Mystarmor Hippopotamus

1 Mystic-Armored Camel/1-diagonal (Same, but unlike Lion, after being de-armored, choose ONE other (OTHER only) excluding the 2 Lions and only that one can move or capture during your next two moves but during this, loss of more armor doesn't create a new disability); Mystarmor Caravan

Loses armor individually with no other drawbacks if captures 2 opponent pieces; track somehow minimum moveparts.

Armor-death of the "capturing" piece is friendly-1 on Mystic-Group (on ALL).

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2 East-West Wind (like Shogi, Queenmove except directly orthoverticalforwardorback, with KingMan 2-step contrastuniversality going northsouth). Can jump over one piece (any) on its "wind" move if it is exactly adjacent.::

2 North-South Wind (same except.obv, more of a swirl idea than the original)::

1 Mythoterrashah II Wyvern::

1 Mythoterrashah II Dragon Wizard::

2 Obelisk with range of 8:: without additional noncapture range (where noted as relevant/described, only; not Mystarmor Centaur additional peaceful range for instance)

2 Sphere with range of 8:: same

2 Greater Obelisk with range of 7:: same

2 Greater Sphere with range of 7 same; (more minor pieces essentially)::

(No obelisk-class warps, Sphereclass now unrestricted to same friendly-1)

4 Mythoterrashah II Elephants with 2-and-3 orthovertical capturejump added with 1-kingforward capture/+displacement if available.::

3 Yetis (KingMan with 2 separate moves where the second one cannot be forwards, only sideways or back). Has 1-diagonalforward and 1-side displacement. Also has noncapturejump-2-orthodiagonal where he can't.etc.::

2 Storm Avatars (Queen that also has cannon/diagonalcannon if the capture-range is 5 or less, and also has jump over any amount of friendly pieces plus up to one opponent's piece orthogonally or diagonally if it ends up at the exact edge of the board, and in terms of END trajectory-lawsofmotion if going orthogonally, (by contrast to octopus), and also has knight-capture-jump-4)::

1 Pilgrim Emperor (Diagonal Hookmover), eliminates armored pieces in one hit without intercession of rules thereof, eliminates Eternity Engine as a Friendlycapture-7::

1 Templar Emperor (Orthogonal Hookmover) eliminates armored pieces in one hit without intercession of rules thereof, eliminates Eternity Engine as a Friendlycapture-7::

AWOL strength moves break armor also.

Per game=piece iteration.

You have to keep track of what is outside the defaults but give the sidespace roman numerals and it's in line with old.contains.superamazeballs with the default of II structurecaptured/metagamecaptured and I own structure drop represented somehow.

So I guess yeah I could make that so how about the one where ultimate unlimited brushstrokes functionality blow them all away.

Enjoy. So is this how you treat people with more to come or not.

Having the duplicates keeps this in the area of it was made to be as good as it could be and more in the original first expansion would be kind of more literally any idea and with the stampdown that's then done by that much more and anything else would be justice inspector thought about it for hours upon hours versus lightbulbs but sort of when presented.

So I guess there'll maybe be a Mythoterrashah IV that removes all bookkeeping style moves and goes to 25-wide (similar to wayback original therefore) but is VERY similar to this, but this one'll be the one that I did tell you you might not like it. The one with the may as well, others have hefty rulebooks whereas this is more of a sheet/woodcarved. You could just make it. The team/team leader can do it too but I'll finish this one that's the whole cloth idea of it. The idea being pay release not pay hold/hurt feelings disputes but still not enough not to fine art super snazzy infinities I enjoyed that one we'll add those to the domain roster Christmas.

Mythoterrashah IV

25x25

g= 8 pawns, 9 elites, 8 pawns f= {same as III except in the middle, Princess+ with capture strength knight moves not promotion class, with range of 4 for its selfdestructcapture alternate; has en passant; counts as strongclass for Pegasus-Doom Core move) e d c b a

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 / 8 etc.

8= Mythoterrashah III Giant Turtle with 1-verticalbackwards added without structure capability as side 1 with CamelVizier/TeraRhinopeaceful as side 2 with range limited to 7 after the ortho/diagonalmoves respectively; Icthyosaur/Pteranodon; all tablets are like sun/moon universality except where noted.

7= Mermaid without forwardsknightcapability

6= Octopus without warp upon its 4 2-orthocaptureonly moves

5= Same Ship with selfdestruct-2-diagonalcapturejump (Capture only; wildfire/greek fire)

4= Magetower switched to fullpower full-1direction displacement

3= Manticore without backwardsjump

2= Chaturanga Champion side 1 with Chaturanga Elephant as side 2 each with kingforwards = Vanguard/Trumpeter

1= Same Sundial switched to forwardsvertical for less duplication

Mid row E= Tablet piece of "classic"-array bishop/minor dracorex, but each with 1-fullpower displacement AND adjacentswap, begins as the bishop, but both also have noncapture Knight jump. = Greater Jester; graphics of jesterhat diamond or 4-squares {same Sun/Moons} 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 / 8 etc. +1 basic centurion in inner rows.

Row D middle: Greater Assassin; tablet piece of Lion / JanusMask moves, with 1-fullpower displacement; graphics of spear or lasso with skull on both; nerfed to cannot switch on capturemove; only stationary/peaceful {rest of row D middle: reverse order outside in of the pieces in row 2, except with the Duchesses downgraded to range-2 Starbursts that don't have en passant.} 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 / 8 etc.

8 North-South Wind

7 East-West Wind

6 Mystic Zebra as non-invinciblecycler with capture strength ortho and switchsquares friendlyadjacent and Knightforwards added, and Bishop-4 added.

5 Lightning Tiger = Omega Champion + Camel + side4camelpeacefulorselfdestructcapture + selfdestructcapture/captureonly/exceptpasserby.endstate.KnightRider

4 Air-Fire Wizard

3 Dragon Wizard

2 Skeletrarch = Tyrannosaur skeleton graphics = Wyvern that can take friendly pieces giving them back as default friendly, with +1 range on its Diagonalmove.

1 Earth-Water Wizard

Row C middle: Cosmic Turtle that starts as spiky, same option. {same Elephant/Yeti ordinality; Yeti changed to 2nd capture same move is selfdestruct). Cosmic Turtles can also do the Obelisk-Sphere or Pillar-class move, but only between fully different classes of Turtleclass or Monolithclass, and the delay for being able to move again is two moves (and not Icthyosaur/Pteranodon inclusion either, just structures).

8 Mystic Eagle without Rhinomove.

7 Phoenix left with 1-fullpower displacement added, Pegasus right with selfdestruct Doom Core move instead of displacement upgraded to opponent's pieces only, except for King/Vizier. (Celestial Pegasus; Phoenix can come back as a structure-drop-row-1 by using AWOL on two of your friendly-captured pieces, even from AWOL, and not just "at the time".)

6 Gold Army left, Silver Army right, buffed to Queen-2 powerlevel with deployed armies can't move/capture on your next move (and don't have warps, like in III)

5 Mythoterrashah II Monk with basic AWOL option (OPTION only)

4 Spirit Wizard

3 Basic acedrex Unicorn with sidecamel, and also with kingforwards=Unicorn

2 Life Avatar = Bishop + verticalCamel + backwardsKnight + create two Saplings on KingMan squares (contrast of goldforward squares for Armies) once per game that are KingMan and can't capture on your next move; graphics = Ent.

1 Storm Avatar

Row B middle: Greater Priest; tablet piece of Mythoterrashah III Queen/Amazon, with 1-fullpower displacement; graphics of Staff and Sword both with holy book, starts as Staff/Queen; nerfed to cannot switch on capturemove.

COULD HAVE been, but is worse than morphing the iterations unto://{Middle = From inside out, paired: Gold Starburst(good idea, latest ai ai iterations), Silver Starburst, Vanguard kingforward Wildebeest, Opulent Diamond General(//+1-ortho) with 1-diagonal as selfdestructcapture ONLY not peacemove.// {Structural versions of the row 2 middle pieces in row 2 order. Pillar of Royalty; Pillar of Faith nerfed to range of 5 with total extra noncapture range of 7; Pillar of Knighthood nerfed to forwardjumpcaptures only that do not cause cannot move next move but is upgraded to 1-orthocapability; Pillar of Endurance same but opposite; forwardcaptures nerfed to 4-range, side still 5, overall max range of 7 except backwards fully available.} Removing these structures was slightly worse, so the un-nerfs of Pillar of Royalty and Upgrade of Pillar of Knighthood make sense. Pillars have the same group ability as Obelisk-Sphere with the same caveat. I see the next game as being quite interesting but I think a whole year maybe okay.

8 Pilgrim Astrologer

7 Templar Astrologer (these 2 have AWOL optional-power added; Astrologers have infinite-scale peacemove following capture range added here, with use such range means can't move next move, and work as you would think with all rules. Logged etc.)

6 +1 fullpower range Mythoterrashah II Pyramid.

5 +1 fullpower range Mythoterrashah II Ziggurat

4 Greater Bard; Queen-4 with switch squares with any strongclass friendly piece in Lion radius and neither can capture/move on your next move

3 Fullpowermove Sphere with 1-orthononcapture

2 Fullpowermove Obelisk with 1-diagonalbackwardsnoncapture (Any Sphere or Obelisk you control can switch squares with each other at ANY range, but must be an actual move that switches their types, but neither can move on your next move etcetera. Like with variant-update 1-orthopeacemove for Zebras in classic Terachess I, standard move, with go back and hack, but you could scarcely push it below 1 less than the 17-threshold)

1 Pilgrim Emperor left, Templar Emperor right, these have AWOL+Kinglevelstay strength. Pilgrim Emperor and implied Empress also have 1-orthononcapture can't move next move.

Row A middle: King

{left to right =

mid 1 = Spirit Tower (same, capture range extended by peacerange like astrologers)

mid 2 = Diamond Army also buffed to Queen-2, armies still cannot move/capture next move.

mid 3 = Pilgrim Queen = fullpower Queen that promotes to Pilgrim Empress (tablet) upon capture of opponent's piece in last 7 rows or reaching of last 2 rows, Empress doesn't have uber-AWOL, only normal AWOL-optional.

mid 4 = Templar Amazon = fullpower Mythoterrashah II Amazon that promotes to Templar Empress (tablet) with same promotion conditions and AWOL.

mid 5jump= Air-Fire Magus (Queen-7captureremainingrangepeaceful with unlimited Peace-Eagle that can go through the verticalforward and sideways sides of the board on the latter moves ONLY, where on latter move can't move on your next move)

mid 6 = Earth-Water Magus (Queen-7captureremainingrangepeaceful with Peace-StepRhino, no boardside, same lattermove)

mid 7 = Warpsender = Knightnoncapture with Kingman ranged capturecaptureonly and alibaba selfdestructcapturecaptureonly

mid 8 = Voidbringer = Kingman noncapture with Knight ranged capturecaptureonly and alibaba peacemove. Fullpower "Ranged" as in Chess++ whichever that one was, the one with magetower}

8 Cosmic Turtle; structural version of combined row 2 turtle/camelvizer as one of them ata time as a tablet with spiky/hedgehogconcept turtle and more benign turtle; starts as turtle/benign with AWOL option for opposing structures, and has 1-fullpower displacement/KingMancapture/peaceful on both

7 Fire Monolith left, Air Monolith right

6 Earth Monolith left, Water Monolith right

5 Vizier. Has displacement, but not KingLeap.

4 Thunder Lion = Lion + noncapture minimum distance 5 Queen move + selfdestructcapture/captureonly/exceptpasserby.endstate.CamelRider that gives back standard drop of basic terachess Lion

3 Icarus (Queen-2 strength added.)

2 Lady Justice (Queen-2 strength implied, has 4)

1 Observatory buffed to not self destruct, just have Kingman capture. Also has range-5 selfdestructQueencaptureonly that causes you to skip your next move entirely but render standardcaptures your opponent makes during the second move peaceful.)

King has swap instead of displacement, but it is next-movenerfing swap. Plus his leap.

I added more tablets here so maybe make tablets be only four pillarcorners/see better from non-up/down angle and that it's not for very small children and that even for yourself you don't slam them down in similar style but standard chess style.

Same as III for no weak pawn rank en passant moves.

All other promotions are to basic Queen. (Basic Queen - this game is crazy)

All drops are can't move that piece during your next move.

So I guess I'll take these up to VII. V was going to be wacky and be 22x24 only with only a few (relatively to the series) rows of pieces and super large empty middle area, and would have had Magus, but as Queen-5 Eagles, only, and Lady Justice would have been Royal. But got the feedback. So that'll be detachment probably from its corncob pipe concept, that would have to happen here it kind of reached its limit no sweat off the brow to make it like that. ; Terachess I/MythoIV backpropagation version: Sorceress also has Queen-2 as implied with Mermaid and Manticore and peaceful next movenerf 1-ortho Giraffe-aiai. Ship has go sideways peacefully after the 1-diagonal move added, with go through the sideways side of the board also added, but NOT the vertical, just promotes. And not the from the exact edge changes row when it goes to the other warp side diagonal move obviously. Those have a different qualitative character if you count this. And the 2-diagonaljumpselfdestructcapture also added. Gazelle can selfdestructcapturecaptureonly on KingMan squares. Camels, Giraffes, and Knights can ALSO promote to a basic Centaur seen elsewhere but as "Diamond Centaur", with the minimum-peaceful-2 sideways rook move of that piece, where if as extra bonus of already plenty good/kind of better.different at giving certain kinds of check/ = you can get THAT all the back to your first rank, it promotes to Unicorn; so not superfast back, but "through the woods" a bit better back and along the way excitement. Has if you move two pawns one square during same move, they are both nextmove nerfed, to un-nerf serious "expeditionary" play. This being "drag and drop" only, tradeoffs. Heck I'd rather play this am I right, in person play versus badly needs, "and is not cheating, just interface", control of squares visuals, but then gets its own drawback of are you using one rather than the screen it'd be an advantage beyond pure "engine move" use of known engines. So kind of the new one there's so much design space so much done. Un-nerf pawn moves from the player's 5th rank, but such pawn cannot move OR capture on your next move. Camel has Vanguard-friendlydisplacement from the back row as row, not original square only. Which outside-sideways always pushes that pawn/piece ortho-1 forward, and if that square is not available, the move cannot be made/does not revert to a duplication of exactly forward from the the Camel's perspective. So kind of nice as what the computer has been proven to like butmakes it even harder. that one's literally the halting problem but this other mega-sievepearls 1/0/? that's also so hard as to be nearly indistinguishable when you add the large number of promotions. So I guess let that be somewhat large board default without the first category of the nerf, but discretionary. I mean once you get up to 25. Let that be so for official last update MythoIV, but consider not using it. The art and science of perfection could hardly be perceptually. So kind of keep it around 17 to play it like that. Otherwise strictly better. That's if they don't take it of course. But they were never going to take it as where was the voluntary recusal and they thought something of themselves that was the opposite of what they were. Do whatever.

Chaturangashah I

19x15 Pawns are un-nerfed; Centurions are Torpedo-Centurions.

d1-d5=pawn d6-d7=guard(fromExaChess.withoutnerf)=d10-d14=Super Elite= Elite with go sideways-1;mirror go to the right; Move two at once rules exclude Guard.obv. c10= Duchess with +1 range on last 4 rows; from middle on out= gold starburstx2(buffed to switch friendly on vanguard(relationally; so not reversibly), silver starburstx2(buffed to switch friendly on adjacentradius other than vanguard(same)); Duchess and Starbursts have KnightForwardPeaceful added and the Starbursts have en passant like the Duchess; except for SilverStarburst which only has verticalpeaceKnight, opulent diamond generalx2(backwards-1asnoncapture, but AS also displacement-1friendly;balanced availabilities with Silver/Gold.equalgood.art), vanguard wildebeestx2, BackpropagationTerachessIShip/Bishop(here, on switched squares yielding oppositebishop even as mytho-4(same lineage) with Ship left Bishop right from left to right IN TOTAL);Ship has vanguard-displacement added displacement-only for 1-orthoforward, Minor DracoRex, Minor Air-FireMagus left, Minor Earth-WaterMagus right same as ship/bishop; reduced to Queen-4 but with Bishop added for Air-Fire and Rook added for Earth-Water; with same nextmovenerfpeacemove; buffed to AlibabaKnightpeacemovenextmove and with go through the side of the board removed from it. b-row=obv centurions with double jesters on each side total-4 near the center (best match with torpedo-simplicity.overall). 1 EagleCentaur Gladiator middle, 2 RhinoCentaur Gladiator flanks, 1 Cosmic ArchSorceress 1 Exiled ArchSorceress; Buffalo/Bishop4 with Kingcapture/moveadded and the appropriate peacemove added, but as nextmovenerf on all Buffalo/Bishop4++; MythoIVsorceresses as Queen-4 Cosmic left Exiled Right; Cosmic as +1LionJumppeacefulnextmovenerf; exiled as range-7 fullpowerhookmoverpeaceful nextmovenerf, and Cosmic as KnightRider, and Exiled as CamelRider(fullpowered).

a-row= MythoIVKing =a10; MythoIVVizier=a5, a15 Adjacent to King=GreaterSpiritChronicler=Spirit Wizard+GreaterBardswitchmove; and the one includes/overwritesthe other.plus same/similar move as frontbattlers.simple.art; next adjacent=Wildezon/MythoIVUnicorn that start as Wildezon but can swap between with nextmovenerf(Enchanted Wildezon and likewise title when swapped); next adjacent; Draconic Retaliator; Dragon-Wizard buffed to Queen-2 and one more each of its jumping noncapturing moves in terms of range as +1 with next-move Lion recapturingjumpwithnextmovenerf; next adjacent Angelic Retaliator; Mytho-IV mystic Eagle with same protecting-recapture move. Next to Vizier from center on out= Titanx2 (Lion/Queen with displacement and swap); Monk with warp to ANY square adjacent to friendlypiecewithnextmovenerf buffed to same Opulent move as a capture with the same displacement and 1-sideways-swaponly added and knightforwardcapturecaptureonly also added; Life Avatar, Storm Avatar. (Avatars buffed to same row 1 magusalibabaknightmove, but not that makes Life Avatar's worse). Duchess can swap to a KnightRider/Guard or Camelrider/Guard like the Wildezon/Unicorn also, and backwards in any permutations or repetitions (called Royal Paladin and Royal Expeditioner). Ship promotes to full Circumnavigating Promoted Eagle(all 4; but with the same row/column switching caveat of exact edge adjacency), Guard promotes to Titan, all other pawns/centurions promote to Queen, except Jester which promotes to Amazon or Duchess(with exact equal powers, but that also starts as Duchess). Storm Avatar can downgrade to a Chronicler(basic Guard) with +1 Range (full Starburst) and 3-diagonaljumpnoncapture+3orthoverticalforwardjumpnoncapture and 1-orthoforwardorbackwarddisplacement added like the Observatory, within your half of the board and with +1 range nextmove nerf doubled. The Chronicler can promote BACK to a Storm Avatar, and could even use this move again if it went back to exact corner, or the other two ALSO. Guard being KingMan in all but the ExaChess. You can switch the squares of any of your Ship, Bishop or Minor DracoRex at any distance with a nextmovenerf for both of them as long as it's an actual move, and likewise with the Minor Maguses. Add to classical. Well I'll tell you what, not if Latvian Civilization has anything to say about it; this is the final form of the world as just the world short of "the blob" which is like cutting off your nose to spite your face oh the good old days skip that part get the hooch anyhow silver surfer madness is there life on Mars blue blue blue singalongs.

Don't really need most of it. No reason to do when can drop the price (bringing back, componential) of 13 (actual and only) cards and also do 17 cards with two rares and more uncommons, for all of them, at a flat five, and bring back those only come in the pay 10 for it starter (without the rulebook of course, so similar revved engine available how hilarious is that wait a minute dunderhead, that but not that?). If I had it to do over, but it's also can only do so much of it because of its industry choice and most of that is not horrible if it's not dip your toe in but then get no help because it's too early. That kind of doesn't work. But I would still change that and thus make it doesn't necessarily completely and in every way change the total possible price, but massively changes the functionality price. Basically I don't need most of you. You can go in peace. We can run this whole park with a minimal staff and fire all of the uh oh spaghettini the idiots aren't all right that's for damn sure. You can't even get it. Absolutely retarded. Fair game! Good games! Tell me more hit the floor jawbreak wireframe imaginarium. This is an advantage because it's not vaporware. Clearly you have to fix that much earlier than total it can't be both so it has to be why would you play anything else ice bucket challenge. Which can be at lowest bound 4.25CDN for the value LGS cracker (which is lower for them but digression), 2.35 for the draft pack and 8.25 for the starter that has the 4 rares but the draft pack amount of uncommons with the lands. And they can charge you an old fee type of extra for the sit down space, or not, or can give an extra crack it/get it if you don't drop until once you're out of contention for the old fee typical. Which how it's supposed to work is give me a good deal please maybe even better than online spigots. Which it should be upon the most look we got competition type of thought physical real estate get rid of it all much smarter. And which just might not be the only type of cube that has those doubled up here are the new all old and new gold cards and the real only new cards and that's enough things at that point clearly. Is that one that works within the it tells you the truth that costs an entire ecosystem of zero to 1-2 to a fancy supertabletop or a basic tabletop and being spikey costs multiple of those tabletops. Then it's out. Are all of you that's way too many things people frothing at the mouth going to win? No. You're going to be completely run out of town for your unbelievable crimes. You lose.

Oh yeah and of course drop mythics all the way to 2:1. Then that retention sluice effect reliability works as intended. You numbnutses.

All very sad. If the amount of stand you could take was zero, you shouldn't have picked this one. In fact this is much to the good.

In Canada!

This was tough but it had to get done and just kick back collective barnacle slayers wow that's a lot.

Oh wow that's unbelievable it's funny how first pop fly catcher in the rye absolut filthspew. Can't be worried about that shit man. Life goes on. Destroy the evil eyeball all the way unanimous shredded cheese water slide panic face. Let them do what they do worst of all and you believe any of this you're so credulous and fake intelligent it is truly painful that you have the access. Like with. Well guess what. Like with. You know. I can't just do on bases loaded. I got to get this through the eye of a needle. But that's all good. How is that not all good. Speaking as not to flatter myself by their fruits you shall know them. Absurd. I am laughing hard. There's no league of their own ticket out of hell you do realize that.

Guess what. I'm a record gold mellow hammersmash roger roger. And I say that once you get this much of course they didn't care. Of course they're all criminals. You get executions. You get grab popcorn. Can't wait for the special drummer balloon acoustic album open tune open strings microwave oven beams things into your brain. Elvis and all the other rock stars. Fantastic. Ladies and gentlemen. We gotta... win this race. Go team go.

I could tell you the riff voted great among many greatfests. If I wanted to. Maybe I'll tell you the opening riff in the same concentration game descriptive terminology legato trill president of the galaxy as I sent it off. Same as with. Well... what about, that uses by normality contrast, fingertapping riffs. And you just get this is truly fine work. I am just wait for it you all go back to regularly consider this the hint of the millennium to join together with the band or I don't even have to threaten you with death you'll in the end want to end it all. It be this bad. We've got a ruling though. Taking care of it. Working on it. There are better jobs than this. I'm getting one. They're... leaving it. And I'm shiny shuttle bus picking them up okay. Isn't that funny? Where we were at. You want to hear that shit. You can't just guess it. Neither can you wait for an uphill both ways ice storm power out baby baby.

Well let's see. Rhythm hints thus being atrophy cauterization wizards. Walking along standards but starts instead around there and which one is it (this is unclear). On the beat tempo repetitious section. Two keys that are kind of one key. Part of it I don't know I only suggest but that it have one cadence instead of another cadence and a certain start standard, an opening salvo transplanted to the start through several permutations. But this was kind of a whole cloth creation barely out of key if relative majors count. And style guide also thus.

I only need a few people to also secret lair say that they're also okay with that in a meeting anytime anonymous.

And then I'll divest the tufts of grass on the edge of that cliff. To me that's more interesting of course. Always has been. Damn we're good.

Quite frankly you didn't deserve to win any of the cheatyface games. No specials. Categorically disappointment electioneering victory parades.

I guess I'll tell what this is because it might be driving you nuts how it really could be this and there's enough maybe lead-ins and harmonies. Hammer of the Gods goes like this (and the reason structure fluidity wouldn't even give it away by much; how long these sections are etc.): (the C/Amin in the park every day hey hey mama fugue pull offs and crazy mind-3/4..4/4..etc part)|B-Bmaj7-B7("Kashmir/Pinball Wizard/Tool")|Bb-Bbmaj7-Bb7|A-Amaj7-A7|GslA|F(with crazy pummelings, might be 2 bars/"bars")|(*?chords)(with high trill of F-E)|. Simple but rip your guts out. And then maybe there's other similar but you got your "III revisited/blown wide open".

Chaos Orb

2

Artifact

1, tap: Choose a permanent. Flip a coin. If you win the flip and Chaos Orb is in play, exile that permanent unless you own it and sacrifice it instead and destroy Chaos Orb. Then if you lose the flip, you may pay 1 life to bind and suppress that permanent. Then if you don't pay the life and could have, you may sacrifice Chaos Orb and draw four cards, then shuffle two cards in your hand into your library.

(Detain that includes attack and also its triggered abilities don't trigger, it's just also old winter prison enabled also, and is until the end of that turn instead of beginning of it.)

Ankh of Mishra {2} Artifact

As long as Ankh of Mishra is untapped, whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land’s controller.

Black Vise {1} Artifact

At the beginning of the each opponent's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Copper Tablet {2} Artifact

As long as Copper Tablet is untapped, at the beginning of each player’s upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.

Chaos Orb@does this now in sanctioned play; is banned in Legacy.

Dingus Egg {4} Artifact

As long as Dingus Egg is untapped, whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, Dingus Egg deals 2 damage to that land’s controller.

Icy Manipulator {4} Artifact

{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land. That creature deals no combat damage this turn.

Illusionary Mask {2} Artifact

{X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X} and track it one to one game loss conditionally like morph and mask. If you do, you may put that card onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature that gains morph 0 which you track similarly. If the creature has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it’s turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dealt damage, or becomes tapped.

Meekstone {1} Artifact

As long as Meekstone is untapped, creatures with power 3 or greater don’t untap during their controllers’ untap steps.

Benalish Hero {W} Creature — Human Soldier

Banding (Any number of creatures with banding, and up to one without, can attack in a band at the same time as all other attacks you make as a special action that groups them into these characteristics until end of turn and cannot be retroactively conditionally unbanded this turn and you choose and set the first to last order of the damage dealing within them at this time before any blocks are declared. They are still different creatures but are like one creature in that they can be but do not have to be blocked by only one creature, and can no longer be blocked separately. Blockability of the band is determined by the blocker's choice of each separate element they want to block with to any one creature within the band with full separate choice for them which can result in separately impossible blocks for which order matters. First strike step damage works if those creatures are all stacked at the top/first with no gaps to stop/delay all after. During a turn in which this creature is or was on the battlefield and you're attacked, you order your blockers and not the attacking player for any that specifically apply to you, your blockers and the creatures attacking you.) 1/1

(Bring back this ability; the explanation kind of sucked, you get brevity breezing past grok and this walks the tightrope crazy strong on block andweirdness of timing/announcing; one ability that does that.)

Power 9 mythic rarity @ new rate of 0.5. With half the time if draft and in release order. For the early ones before Twilight of the Gods.

(Modern, Historic, in line with planned distributive) Glorious Wish

1W

Sorcery

Choose one - At the beginning of your next first main phase, add WW that can only be spent to cast artifact spells, planeswalker spells or white noncreature spells; or Investigate twice and scry 5; or Wish for a card that is white, multicolored, mana value 3 or less, or is the same mana value a nonland permanent any player controls as you cast this, and is an artifact or enchantment. If you Wished for an artifact card with mana value greater than 1 under the mana value 3 clause, target opponent investigates. Either way, exile Glorious Wish.

Traveler's Wish

1G

Sorcery

Choose one - Search your library for a basic land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle then scry 4; or Wish for a card that is green, legendary, multicolored, or is the same mana value as a nonland permanent any player controls as you cast this, and is a creature. Either way, exile Traveler's Wish.

Amulet of Dissolution

1

Artifact

Amulet of Dissolution costs 1 more unless it's the first spell you've cast this game.

Tap, sacrifice Amulet of Dissolution: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card. Spells cast with this mana can't be countered except for 2 more and for the rest of the game, cards with thus cast mana value that would be put into an opponent's graveyard are exiled unless they pay 1.

3, tap, exile Amulet of Dissolution: Exile target permanent. End the turn. Activate this ability as a sorcery during your first main phase.

Amulet of Realms

1

Artifact

Amulet of Realms costs 1 more unless it's the first spell you've cast this game.

When Amulet of Realms comes into play, each player scrys 1.

Tap, discard a card, sacrifice Amulet of Realms: Add one mana of any color.

2, tap: Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, mana value 1, or mana value 2 card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you reveal a mana value 1 or mana value 2 card this way, exile Amulet of Realms. If you reveal a mana value 2 card this way, each opponent searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, then shuffles, and scrys 2.

Amulet of Imprisonment

1

Artifact

Amulet of Imprisonment costs 1 more unless if it's the first spell you've cast this game.

You may choose not to untap Amulet of Imprisonment during your untap step.

Amulet of Imprisonment enters the battlefield with seven charge counters on it.

As long this is untapped, whenever a creature comes into play for the first time during each of your turns, you may remove a charge counter from this. If you do, add one mana of any color and you choose two target players and they fateseal each other 1.

2, tap: Tap target artifact, creature, or land. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as this remains tapped. If you target a land this way, its controller fateseals you 1.

Frostrune of Seizure

1U

Enchantment - Aura Rune

Enchant creature

You control enchanted creature.

Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step and you gain 1 life."

At your upkeep, pay 1U or sacrifice Frostrune of Seizure.

Darkrune of Undeath

2B

Enchantment - Aura Rune

Enchant creature card in a graveyard

When Darkrune of Undeath comes into play, put enchanted creature into play and attach Darkrune of Undeath to it. It becomes an Aura with enchant creature card put into play with Darkrune of Undeath. When Darkrune of Undeath leaves play, sacrifice enchanted creature. Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has haste, painstrike when attacking during the first turn you've controlled it, lifelink when blocking, and has "Triggered abilities of creatures you control trigger an additional time."

At your upkeep, you may pay 2B. If you don't, sacrifice Darkrune of Undeath, draw a card, and each opponent discards a card.

Brightrune of Alliance

1W

Enchantment - Aura Rune

Enchant permanent

Enchanted permanent is indestructible and has hexproof from mana value 4 or less.

If enchanted permanent is a creature, creatures you control get +1/+1.

When Brightrune of Alliance comes into play, draw a card and each other player scrys 1.

If enchanted permanent isn't a creature, permanents other than this Aura you control have "At your upkeep, if this permanent doesn't have a rune counter on it, you may exile it, then return it to play with a rune counter on it."

At your upkeep, you may pay 1W. If you don't, sacrifice Brightrune of Alliance and put a +1/+0 counter on each creature you control, then bolster 1.

Ragerune of Defiance

1R

Enchantment - Aura Rune

Enchant nonland permanent

Enchanted creature gets +4/+3 and has "Creatures you control have haste and trample".

When Ragerune of Defiance comes into play, scry 2.

If enchanted permanent isn't a creature, or is a creature and you control five or more creatures, it has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, this permanent deals 3 damage to them."

At your upkeep, you may pay 1R. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature. If you don't, sacrifice Ragerune of Defiance, it deals 3 damage to each opponent, and they discard a card.

Cycling RR

Stormrune of Preservation

2G

Enchantment - Aura Rune

Enchant permanent

Enchanted creature gets +5/+5.

Enchanted permanent has "G: Regenerate this permanent." and "2G: Regenerate target permanent."

When Stormrune of Preservation comes into play, draw a card.

At your upkeep, you may pay 1G. If you don't, each opponent draws a card and loses 2 life unless you sacrifice enchanted permanent. If you do, you may sacrifice Stormrune of Preservation and draw two cards and put two +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.

Dystopic Mirrorbreak

W

Instant

Kicker 1

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Unless Dystopic Mirrobreak was kicked, its controller may search their library for an artifact or enchantment card with the same mana value and a different name, shuffle the rest of their library, and put that card on top of it.

Eternity's Coccoon

1GG

Enchantment

Play with your hand revealed.

Whenever a creature you own and control dies, return it to your hand.

Return Eternity's Coccoon to owner's hand: Target creature that isn't the target of a spell or ability gains indestructible and hexproof until your next turn is over. Put a flying counter on it.

When and as you draw a creature card, instead any player may pay 3 life. If they do, it's put into your graveyard instead.

Sorrows of Earth and Sky

4WW

Enchantment - Saga

Whenever a permanent you control is destroyed and you control seven or more lands and the permanent had mana value 4 or greater, draw a card and each other player scrys 1.

I - Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands.

II, III - Each player draws two cards and gains 2 life.

IV - Create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying, vigilance, ward 1 and "At your upkeep, unless you pay 1, each opponent gains 1 life and you lose 1 life." and "Tap: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater."

Plainscycling 2

Depthscale Worldscourer

4G

Creature - Wurm

When Depthscale Worldscourer enters the battlefield, draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with mana value 1 or less and each other creature you control with mana value 5 or greater.

Sacrifice two lands: Return target creature to owner's hand. Its controller sacrifices a land.

2GG: Depthscale Worldscourer gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

7/6

Paths of the Caravan

R

Instant

Kicker 1

Destroy target artifact. You may draw a card, then discard a card. If Paths of the Caravan wasn't kicked, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, shuffle, and put that card on top.

Refraction Void

2U

Instant

Refraction Void costs 1 less to cast if its target has no generic mana in its cost.

Counter target spell that had mana spent on it. If it's countered this way, exile it. Scry 1. If you controlled the spell, draw four cards.

Amulet of Boons

0

Artifact

Sacrifice Amulet of Boons: Target creature gains boon until end of turn.

Tap: Target creature with mana value 1 or less gets +1/+2 until end of turn.

Tap: Target creature with mana value 2 gets +1/+0 and gains flying, vigilance when attacking alone, and "When this creature deals damage, scry 1." until end of turn.

Tap: Target creature with mana value 3 gains lifelink and "When this creature deals damage, you may pay 2. If you do, draw a card and each other player scrys 1." until end of turn.

3, tap: Target creature with mana value 4 or greater gains boon until end of turn.

Confettishard Bomb

2

Artifact

You may exile a card in your hand instead of paying Confettishard Bomb's mana cost.

At your upkeep, you may put a shard counter on Confettishard Bomb.

Sacrifice Confettishard Bomb: Confettishard Bomb deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.

1, tap, sacrifice Confettishard Bomb: Confettishard Bomb deals damage equal to shard counters to each creature, player, and planeswalker.

Mistloop Caverns

Land

As Mistloop Caverns comes into play, choose a color and if you control a permanent of that color, you gain 1 life.

Tap: Add 1.

Tap: Add one mana of the chosen color. You lose 1 life.

1, tap: Untap target attacking creature you control and remove it from combat. If three or more creatures you control attacked this turn, you gain 1 life.

Cog Crawler

0

Artifact Creature - Construct

As Cog Crawler comes into play, choose one - Cog Crawler comes into play tapped and exerted; or it gains "This doesn't untap during your untap step."

Sacrifice Cog Crawler: Put a creature card with mana value 1 from your hand into play. If you've cast four or fewer spells this turn, draw a card at the next turn's upkeep.

1: Untap Cog Crawler.

2: Untap target creature.

3: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate this ability only if Cog Crawler is untapped.

1/1

Warping Speedspecter

2BB

Creature - Specter

Flying; haste if you control another creature

When Warping Speedspecter deals combat damage to a player, they discard a card.

Your opponents can cast a creature spell they own from their graveyards on each of their turns for 3 more.

Sacrifice Warping Speedspecter: Scry 3, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a black creature card, each opponent loses 4 life.

Whenever another creature dies, it's exiled instead.

Foretell BB

4/5

Annihilating Horde

2RR

Creature - Human Berserker

Trample, haste

When Annihilating Horde becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, it deals 3 damage to them.

You may cast creature spells for 1 less or 2 less. If for 2, they gain echo. If for 1, they gain echo and haste.

1RR: Annihilating Horde gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

5/4

Prismatic Empyrian

2W

Creature - Faerie

Flying, flash

Exile Prismatic Empyrian from your hand: Add W. When this mana is spent on a nonblack spell, you gain 1 life.

Discard two cards: Return Prismatic Empyrian to owner's hand and add one mana of any color at the beginning of your next turn's first main phase.

3/1

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Weave the Infinite

1W

Instant - Adventure

Add two mana of any color. Scry 1.

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Save the Worthy

1W

Instant - Adventure

Target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Draw a card, then each other player scrys 1.

Alabaster Gomazoa

1W

Creature - Gomazoa

Flying

Alabaster Gomazoa comes into play with a +1/+0 counter on it if only white mana was spent to cast it or it's your second turn of the game.

When Alabaster Gomazoa dies, shuffle it and up to three other creature cards in your graveyard into their owners' libraries.

Your opponents can't cast spells that target permanents during their upkeep phases.

Tap: Tap target creature you don't control. Untap another creature you control. The second creature gets +0/+1 and gains ward 1 until end of turn.

2/1

Flux Vault

1U

Sorcery

Each player may put a card in their hand on top of their library, then they exile their hand, draw that many cards, and shuffle the exiled cards back into it.

Look at the top seven cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Brazen Excavation

2R

Instant

Convoke

Draw three cards and reveal them. If it's not your turn, create a Treasure for each land card revealed this way. At the beginning of the next end step, discard four cards.

Navigator's Boon

w/u

Sorcery

Return target artifact, enchantment or legendary card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a boon counter on a creature you control.

Basic landcycling 1

Flashback 1w/u

Captain's Boon

1w/g

Sorcery

Captain's Boon has convoke if you're paying its flashback cost.

Search your library and graveyard for a creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it into your hand, then shuffle if you searched your library. If you fail to find, either draw a card or manifest the top card of your library. Put a boon counter on a creature you control.

Basic landcycling 1

Flashback 2w/g

Adventurer's Boon

1r/w

Sorcery

Adventurer's Boon has convoke if you're paying its flashback cost.

Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Look at the top four cards of your library, put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Put a boon counter on a creature you control.

Basic landcycling 1

Flashback 1r/w

Protector's Boon

1r/g

Instant

Protector's Boon costs 1 less to cast if you control no creatures and you haven't already cast a spell named Protector's Boon this turn.

You may reveal your hand. If you control no creatures and an opponent attacked you this turn and there are two or more revealed creatures in your hand, draw two cards. With no reveal, creatures you control gain indestructible from exact lethal and get +1/+1 until end of turn and you put a boon counter on a creature you control.

Basic landcycling 1

Flashback 1r/g

Psychosis of Enlightenment

UU

Enchantment - Saga

Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, you and target opponent fateseal each other 1.

I - Draw three cards, then discard two cards. Create a Treasure.

II - If you control no creatures and five or more lands, repeat chapter I's effect instead. Otherwise, this turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card and put a +1/+0 counter on the creature.

III - You may shuffle any number of cards from your graveyard into your library. For each two cards shuffled this way, each opponent loses that much life unless they pay 1 to prevent each of it.

Islandcycling 2

Wildbond Lore

GG

Enchantment - Saga

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.

I - Return an instant, sorcery, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. If you can't, create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.

II - Return an artifact, enchantment, creature, or land card from your graveyard to your hand. If you return a creature card this way, discard a card unless you skip your next draw or untap step.

III - This turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player or 2 or more excess to a creature or player, return a card from your graveyard to your hand and put a hexproof counter on the first creature.

Forestcycling 2

Punishment Scrivening

BB

Enchantment - Saga

Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

I, II - Each opponent loses life equal to the number of nonland permanents they control. For each that lost zero life this way, draw a card.

III -This turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, scry 1 and fateseal 1, and put a deathtouch counter and a lifelink counter on the creature.

IV - Search your library for a card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. For as long as you continuously control one other permanent that you choose now with the same mana value as the revealed card, spells your opponents cast with that mana value cost 1 more.

Swampcycling 2

Entreat the Skysirens

RR

Enchantment - Saga

Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell or a spell that targets a creature you control, Entreat the Skysirens deals 2 damage to them.

I, II - Create a 1/2 red Bird Siren creature token with flying and "Tap, pay 3 life: Target creature attacks this turn if able."

III - You may search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle, and discard two cards.

IV - This turn, whenever a creature you control without flying deals combat damage to a player, put a flying counter on it at the next end step, and whenever one with flying does, you may draw a card and lose 5 life.

Mountaincycling 2

Decree of Patience

WW

Enchantment

If an effect an opponent controls causes you to discard Decree of Patience, or it's countered by an effect an opponent controls, you may pay 1. If you do, draw a card, then scry 1.

Players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

2W, exile Decree of Patience from your hand: Search your library for a white card with mana value 4 or less or any card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 3 life if it was a land. The next time you play a land, put Decree of Patience from your exile to the bottom of your library.

Planar Sliver

2

Artifact Creature - Sliver

You may cast Planar Sliver from exile for 3 more.

When Planar Sliver becomes the target of a spell or ability, exile it.

Other Sliver creatures you control that are monocolored or have mana value 2 get +1/+1.

1, tap, discard a card: Create a 1/1 Sliver creature token that's the color of your choice.

2/1

Prismatic Medallion

2

Artifact

As Prismatic Medallion enters the battlefield, choose a color.

The first spell each opponent casts each turn costs 1 less.

Multicolored spells and spells of the chosen color you cast cost 1 less.

When you cast a multicolored spell that's the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Cycling 2

Treasure-Cursed Scepter

3

Artifact

When this comes into play, or dies when it's a creature, create two Treasures.

When you sacrifice a Treasure and haven't activated any of Treasure-Cursed Scepter's abilities yet, each player looks at the top two cards of their library, exiles one of them, and puts the remaining card on top.

2: This becomes a 4/3 Spirit creature with menace and indestructible from exact lethal in addition to its types until end of turn.

3, tap: Name a card. Target opponent chooses a card at random from your hand. If they choose the named card, this deals 3 damage to any target.

Altar of the Harvest

2

Artifact

At your upkeep, if you control four or more lands, create a 1/1 colorless Primordium token.

When a creature you control deals combat damage, you may exile target card in a graveyard.

Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or enchantment: Each other player mills four cards. You look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value plus 2, put one of them on top and the rest on the bottom in a random order.

Discasting Authority

1W

Instant

Choose one - Counter target spell with mana value 1 or less and unless you control two or fewer lands you sacrifice a land and create a Treasure; or destroy target artifact or enchantment and each player scrys 1; or tap up to three target lands.

Buyback 3

Cycling 2W

When you cycle Discasting Authority, you may exile target nonland permanent until its controller plays another land. If you also cast a spell named Discasting Authority this turn, you gain 7 life.

Display of Severity

1U

Instant

Counter target activated or triggered ability.

Buyback 2

Cycling 1U

When you cycle Display of Severity, the next spell each opponent casts costs 1 more unless when they do, they have all but two lands they control not untap during their next untap step.

Dig Foolishly

1B

Instant

You lose 2 life, Investigate, and create two Treasures.

Buyback 2

Cycling B

When you cycle Dig Foolishly, each player loses 1 life and at the beginning of the next end step, you scry 2.

Burn the Impurities

1R

Instant

Choose one - Destroy target artifact and Burn the Impurities deals 1 damage to you and also 2 damage to its controller if it came into play this turn; or destroy target creature with mana value 1 or 3 that came into play this turn and you sacrifice a land and create a Treasure; or create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens, then tap them if it isn't your turn, and Burn the Impurities deals 1 damage to each player.

Buyback 3

Cycling 1R

When you cycle Burn the Impurities, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn and you may return target creature whose controller controls one or fewer untapped lands to its owner's hand.

Wander in Dreamlilies

1G

Instant

Put target card in your graveyard on top of its owner's library. The next card with that name that would be put into its owner's graveyard is exiled instead. Mana that you would spend on cards with that name can be spent as if it were mana of any color for the rest of the game. You gain 3 life.

Buyback 2

Cycling 1G

When you cycle Wander in Dreamlilies, put a lilypad counter on a land you control, and until end of turn, any number of mana symbols on permanents in play become different ones of your choice and prevent all damage creatures you don't control would deal. (The counter gives the land "1 or pay 2 life, tap: Add one mana of any color. Create a Food token if you paid the life.")

Warpwing's Embrace

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has flying and "When this creature blocks, shuffle the blocked creature into its owner's library unless its controller pays 1 and 1 life."

When equipped creature attacks, you may pay 3. If you do, bind target creature and its controller exiles the top two cards of their library.

When Warpwing's Embrace enters the battlefield, you may attach it to a creature you control, then tap and exert that creature.

When Warpwing's Empbrace or equipped creature are put into a graveyard from play, return that card to owner's hand and the next spell with that name costs you 1 more to cast.

Equip 2

Dracocrawler Veintap

4

Artifact - Vehicle

Flying

When Dracocrawler Veintap enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 4 damage to each creature and planeswalker and 2 damage to you. If you don't, you may draw two cards and have lands you control not untap during your next untap step and gain shroud during that turn.

When Dracocrawler Veintap attacks, you untap up to three target lands.

3, tap, sacrifice a land or a nontoken creature: Create a 3/2 colorless Dragon creature token with flying and has "2: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." Activate as a sorcery.

Crew 1

5/4

Cloudglory

4

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +5/+3 and has vigilance and indestructible from exact lethal.

4, tap, unattach Cloudglory: Gain control of target nonland permanent and untap it. You gain 4 life. Untap Cloudglory.

Tap: Tap target artifact, creature, or land and an additional such target if you control seven or more lands.

Spells that have targets cost you 2 less.

Cards in your hand have landcycling 2.

At each upkeep, return each permanent other than Cloudglory with mana value at least four less than the number of lands the active player controls to their owners' hands.

Equip 3

Balance Chimes

3

Artifact

Enchantment spells cost you 2 less to cast.

5, tap: Each player scrys 2. You draw a card.

5, tap: Return up to two other target permanents you control to their owners' hands.

Sacrifice Balance Chimes: Counter target artifact, enchantment, or legendary spell, or a spell with mana value 5 or greater.

Mantle of Mercadia

4

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

You may return two artifacts and/or lands you control to their owners' hands instead of paying Mantle of Mercadia's mana cost.

When this comes into play, attach it to a creature you control.

Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has ward 2.

X, tap: Choose one - Search your library for a creature, planeswalker, Aura, Equipment, or Saga card with mana value X or less, put it into play, then shuffle, and put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature and searched creature; or if you spent at least 4 on X, create half X rounded up Treasures, Clues, and Foods, then gain 1 life, scry 1, fateseal 1, you may manifest the top card of your library, and bolster 1. Activate only if attached to a creature unless you discard a card as an additional cost.

Equip 3

Discard a card or sacrifice this: Draw a card. Activate once each turn.

Windrage, the Ascending Shard

1RW

Legendary Planeswalker - Windrage

Your opponents play with the top card of their library revealed. Creatures you control have protection from mana value 3 or less you don't control that are any of those cards' colors.

+1: Scry 2, then reveal the top card of your library. Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token with flying and "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target" if the card has mana value 3 or less. Each player gains 1 life if the card was a land. Each opponent copies the token if the card had mana value 3.

0: Windrage becomes a 3/2 Spirit creature with flying, haste, vigilance, and indestructible from exact lethal that's no longer a planeswalker until your next turn.

-X: Destroy target nonland nontoken permanent with mana value X. Its controller creates a Shard. If you controlled it, create two Shards instead and return that permanent card from graveyard to its owner's hand.

Escape 3RW, exile five other cards in your graveyard

3

Spellsanctum Inscriptor

2

Artifact Creature - Cleric

As long as Spellsanctum Inscriptor is on the stack, spells and abilities that target it cost 2 more.

As Spellsanctum Inscriptor enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.

The named card can't be played.

3: Spellsanctum Inscriptor gets +0/+4 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if Spellsanctum Inscriptor isn't the target of a spell or ability.

2/1

Dire Warbellower

WR

Creature - Wolf

Indestructible from exact lethal

Pay 7 life: Dire Warbellower gains undying until end of turn.

1: Dire Warbellower gains first strike until end of turn.

1: Dire Warbellower gains battle cry until end of turn.

3/2

Harmonic Hive

XWG

Creature - Insect Warrior Druid

Convoke

You may have Harmonic Hive deal its combat damage to defending player as if it weren't blocked.

When Harmonic Hive dies or you cast your second green and/or white spell each turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token, and additional such token if Harmonic Hive's power was 4 or greater.

Harmonic Hive enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Escape X2WG, exile four other cards in your graveyard

3/3

Wildland Slayer

RG

Creature - Elf Warrior

Wildland Slayer's toughness is equal to the number of lands you control, except when you control zero, where it's 9 instead.

3RG: Wildland Slayer fights target creature. Excess damage is dealt to the creature's controller.

2: Target creature deals damage equal to its toughness instead of its power this turn.

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Snarlsnap

r/gr/g

Instant - Adventure

Snarlsnap costs 1 more to cast if there are four or more cards in your graveyard and/or exile.

Create a 3/2 green and red Wolf creature token with trample. You may have it fight target creature and excess damage is dealt to the creature's controller.

Spear of Wrath

g/w

Creature - Kor Soldier

Spear of Wrath has haste as long as you control four or more lands and also three or more other creatures.

Whenever 3 or more damage is dealt to another creature you control, Spear of Wrath deals 1 damage to the controller of the damage source.

0: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Spear of Wrath is dealt to another creature of your choice you control instead.

2/1

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Gutpierce

1g/w

Instant - Adventure

Gutpierce costs 1 more to cast if there are four or more cards in your graveyard and/or exile.

Gutpierce deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If that creature dies this turn, Gutpierce deals 2 damage to its controller.

Sporeweaver Vanguard

1G

Creature - Elemental

You may cast Sporeweaver Vanguard as if it had flash if you spend 2 more to cast it.

When Sporeweaver Vanguard comes into play, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and to creatures you control this turn.

Whenever a creature comes into play under your control, you may pay 2G. If you do, return Sporeweaver Vanguard from your graveyard to your hand.

3/2

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Lullballoon

2G

Instant - Adventure

If you control two or fewer creatures and also haven't cast another spell named Lullballoon this turn, Lullballoon costs 2 less to cast.

Prevent all damage up to two sources of your choice would deal this turn. You gain 3 life, then you gain life equal to the life you lost this turn. Then until end of turn, whenever you gain life, each opponent loses that much life if they are under a maximum of 10 life lost this turn from all sources.

Sun Sigil

1W

Enchantment

When Sun Sigil comes into play, search your library for a Plains card or a land card with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana and also doesn't have "sacrifice" in its text, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

2: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with vigilance.

Discard a card: Sun Sigil becomes a 4/4 Soldier creature with hexproof from mana value 3 or greater in addition to its types until end of turn.

2W, put Sun Sigil into your library third from the top: This turn, whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may return a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Twisted Planebond

XUU

Instant

Return up to X plus one target nonland permanents to their owners' hands. If you cast Twisted Planebond for X equals zero from your hand, the permanent's controller discards a card at random. If you cast Twisted Planebond from your graveyard, target opponent discards two cards at random.

Buyback 5

Flashback X2UU

Lash to the Mire

1B

Instant

If you control a Swamp, you may pay 5 life instead of paying Lash to the Mire's mana cost.

Target creature gets -3/-2 until end of turn. If you controlled the creature, if it dies this turn, put it on top of its owner's library and you gain 7 life.

Swampcycling - Pay 2 life

Cycling BB

Squee, Multiverse Astronomer

1RR

Legendary Creature - Goblin Wizard

Tap: Create a token copy of target permanent with mana value 2 or less. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

2RR: This turn, if one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you get an emblem with "Play with the top card of your library revealed. You may play the top card of your library."

You may cast Squee, Multiverse Astronomer from your graveyard or exile for 1RRR.

Discard Squee: Target creature gains haste and menace and gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

2/1

Gaea's Worldcraft

1G

Enchantment

At your upkeep, if an opponent controls more creatures and/or planeswalkers than you, and/or you control seven or more, you may pay 1G. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal either eight cards or a creature or planeswalker card. Put the noncreature nonplaneswalker cards into your graveyard and either the creature or planeswalker into play with +2 loyalty or the eighth card into your hand. Then if you put the eighth card into your hand, draw a card then scry 3.

Whenever one or more creatures you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on any of them and you gain 2 life and shuffle your graveyard into your empty library.

Tap two untapped creatures: Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature; or search your library for a basic land card, put it into play tapped, then shuffle. Activate as a sorcery.

Discard this: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token and search your library for a basic land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only during your first, second, or third turns of the game.

Aetherwave Duelist

4

Artifact Creature - Elemental

Cascade

When Aetherwave Duelist comes into play, you may have it fight target planeswalker you don't control.

4/3

Warp Sphere

4

Artifact

Kicker X

As you cast Warp Sphere, choose whether it has scrying cascade or graveyard cascade.

The first two spells you cast from your hand each turn with mana value 3 or greater have cascade as long as only one of them is/was an artifact.

X, tap: Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand unless its controller pays X.

Sacrifice Warp Sphere: Scry 3, then draw two cards, then scry 2. Activate as a sorcery unless you pay 3 more.

(Scrying cascade cascades into a mana value, then shuffles, then scrys that much, then cascades into a spell.) (Graveyard cascade shuffles the graveyard.)

Mythoras, Undaunted Warchief

2W

Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter

Convoke, Improvise, Changeling

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Mythoras, Undaunted Warchief and up to two other creatures you control.

White creature spells you cast cost 1 less.

1, tap: Choose one - Tap target creature; or remove two loyalty counters from target planeswalker; or if you control three or more creatures, you gain 2 life.

Grandeur - Discard another card named Mythoras, Undaunted Warchief: Draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Plainscycling - 1 or reveal two other white cards in your hand

3/3

Wandermask of Argive

1W

Legendary Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter

Flying, changeling

Artifact, enchantment and planeswalker spells you cast gain convoke.

Tap: Investigate, then investigate again if you control two or more Legendary permanents.

Grandeur - Discard another card named Wandermask of Argive: Create three 1/1 white artifact Soldier Cleric creature tokens at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Plainscycling 1

2/1

Silent Stonepillars

2

Artifact

Miracle 0

2, tap, discard all but one card in your hand: Counter target spell. If it was a creature spell, its controller draws a card.

X, sacrifice Silent Stonepillars: Draw X plus 1 cards. Each other player scrys X plus 1.

Mystic Interdictor

2

Artifact Creature - Elemental Spellshaper

3, tap: Tap target creature.

Tap, 5 or sacrifice Mystic Interdictor, discard a card: Counter target activated or triggered ability.

2/1

Monument of the Heroic Hour

Land

Tap: Add 1 or one mana a land you control could produce by symbol and not description.

X, tap, sacrifice Monument of the Heroic Hour: Up to X plus 1 target permanents gain indestructible until end of turn. X can't be more than two.

If Monument of the Heroic Hour is in your opening hand or it's the first card you draw during the game, you may may reveal it and put it on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

When you cast your first spell this game that targets a creature you control, draw a card.

Archaeologist's Tome

2

Artifact

Tap: Scry 1, then scry 1 if this is the first time you've activated any of Archaeologist's Tome's abilities. Put a page counter on Archaeologist's Tome.

2, tap: Draw a card. Put a page counter on Archaeologist's Tome.

When there are four or more page counters on Archaeologist's Tome, sacrifice it and you gain 3 life.

5, tap, sacrifice Archaeologist's Tome: Choose one - Mill four cards and at the next end step, return a card named Archaeologist's Tome from your graveyard to your hand or to the top of your library and target opponent mills five cards; or return target artifact, planeswalker or monocolored sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Underworld Guidepost

2

Artifact

Painconvoke

As Underworld Guidepost enters the battlefield, choose whether it gains "Whenever a player plays a land, Underworld Guidepost deals 2 damage to them." or "2, tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and an additional such the first time you've activated this."

3, tap, sacrifice Underworld Guidepost: Destroy target land. If it was nonbasic, Underworld Guidepost deals 2 damage to its controller.

Sacrifice Underworld Guidepost: Choose one - Return target creature to its owner's hand and its controller can't cast spells with that name until their next turn is over; or draw a card and each other player scrys 1; or create a 2/1 colorless Spirit creature token with "When this attacks, you may 2 or 3 life to tap target permanent." Activate as a sorcery.

Luminescent Arrowseekers

2

Artifact

Flash

Luminescent Arrowseekers comes into play with four arrow counters on it plus one more if you cast another spell this turncycle.

Tap, remove an arrow counter from this: Choose one - Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature and an additional such the first time you've activated this; or target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn; or each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life and you may pay 1 to gain 1 more life. This costs 1 more times other than the first.

4: This loses its text and becomes a 1/4 or 2/3 colorless nonartifact Spirit Archer with reach and "When this attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token that's tapped and attacking.", until end of turn or permanently.

3, tap: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. The next three cards that would be put into your graveyard are exiled instead.

Mana Helix

4

Artifact

When Mana Helix enters the battlefield, untap up to three lands.

XX, tap: Tap X target lands. This ability costs X less the first time you activate it.

Sacrifice Mana Helix: Draw two cards. Activate this ability only during your upkeep.

Mecharyujin

5

Legendary Artifact Creature - Dragon

Flying, flash if you control two or more other nonland permanents

When Mecharyujin deals combat damage to a player and has a divinity counter on it, you may remove it. If you do, destroy two permanents defending player controls. For each land, you and them create a Treasure.

2, discard a card, or have target opponent fateseal you 5: Until end of turn, when Mecharyujin dies, choose one: Bind five target permanents; or gain control of target creature or planeswalker; or each opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life and you create a Shard; or Mecharyujin deals 5 damage to each creature without flying and 2 to each with flying; or put four +1/+1 counters distributed how you choose on any creatures and create a Shard. Activate once each turn.

Mecharyujin has tributary indestructible 2 and gets +2/+0 as long as a divinity counter is on it.

7: Put a divinity counter on Mecharyujin. This ability costs 2 more for each previous time you've activated it.

5/5

Strionic Worldcleanser

4

Artifact

When Strionic Worldcleanser enters the battlefield, bind target permanent.

Tap: Copy target activated or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.

3, tap, sacrifice Strionic Worldcleanser: Destroy all nonland permanents.

Skycrank Inverter

3

Artifact

When you escape Skycrank Inverter, you may return target permanent card with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Tap: Tap target artifact or creature.

Whenever a land is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

You may play land cards from your graveyard tapped.

Escape 4, exile five other cards in your graveyard.

Invincible War-Jewel

4

Legendary Artifact - Vehicle

Vigilance

Invincible War-Jewel can't be blocked.

When Invincible War-Jewel comes into play, you may choose a permanent card in your hand, and exile it. It's imprinted on Invincible War-Jewel. If you imprint a card this way, draw three cards, then unless the card is legendary, each other player draws a card and reveals it continuously until their next four turns are over, during which reveal they can't cast it.

3, tap: Create a token copy of the imprinted permanent card. This ability costs 2 more for each previous time you've activated it.

When Invincible War-Jewel is put into a graveyard or exile from the battlefield, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Crew 4

7/5

Bearer of the Scales

1W

Creature - Human Cleric

Flash

When Bearer of the Scales enters the battlefield, counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays 1.

2/1

Expulsion Chorister

1W

Creature - Human Cleric

When Expulsion Chorister enters the battlefield, you may return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Tap: Tap target creature with mana value 2 or less.

2/2

Sphereport

Land

Tap: Add 1.

Sphereport enters the battlefield with a sphere counter on it.

1, tap, remove a sphere counter from Sphereport: Tap target land.

1, tap, sacrifice Sphereport: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if there are no sphere counters on Sphereport.

Brightpelt Stag

W

Creature - Elk

1, sacrifice Brightpelt Stag: Target creature or planeswalker gains indestructible until end of turn. If it's a planeswalker, it also gains hexproof until end of turn.

1, sacrifice Brightpelt Stag: You gain 2 life and creatures with mana value 3 or less can't be blocked by creatures with mana value 2 or less this turn.

2/1

Mystical Insight

U

Sorcery

You may cast Mystical Insight as though it had flash if you pay 1 more to cast it, you've controlled three or fewer lands this turn, or you're the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls.

Draw two cards. Then you may pay 3. If you do, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library. Otherwise, put a card in your hand on top of your library.

Celestial Ashes

1R

Instant

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. If you cast Celestial Ashes from your graveyard, instead draw three cards, then choose three cards in your hand and put them divided as you choose on the bottom of your library or into your exile or graveyard. You may cast the cards from exile until your next turn is over for 3 or "discard two cards" more each.

Flashback 3R

Aegis of Purity x5

2

Artifact - Equipment

Aegis of Purity enters the battlefield tapped, its equip abilities can't be activated while it's tapped, and its mana abilities can't be activated while it's attached to a creature.

As Aegis of Purity enters the battlefield, choose a color other than white.

1, tap: Add W and one mana of the chosen color.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has absorb 1 from artifact, blue, black, red, and green sources and "When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may exile this, then return it to the battlefield, and untap it."

Equip 3

Sporecloud Burrower

G

Creature - Frog

Sacrifice Sporecloud Burrower: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

When Sporecloud Burrower dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, then put all those cards into your graveyard. Then either way you put Sporecloud Burrower on the bottom of your library or shuffle it into it.

2/1

Wolf-Kin Pathfinder

G

Creature - Elemental Wolf

Tap: Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains guile until end of turn. (menace, but they can't be either flyers or +3 CMC of creature that has guile)

1G, tap, discard a card: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

1/1

Wolf-Kin Gracebond

2G

Creature - Elemental Wolf

Hexproof, Guile

Wolf-Kin Gracebond costs 1 less to cast if it's the first or second spell you've cast this game.

2GG: Wolf-Kin Gracebond becomes a copy of target creature card in your graveyard and gains hexproof and guile. Each opponent may return a card from their graveyard to their hand. For each that wasn't a creature, you may draw a card.

Sacrifice Wolf-Kin Gracebond: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When Wolf-Kin Gracebond dies, you gain 3 life and may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card, then put all those cards into your graveyard. Then either way, you put Wolf-Kin Gracebond on the bottom of your library or shuffle it into it.

4/2

Rays of Imprisonment

1W

Enchantment

When Rays of Imprisonment enters the battlefield, scry 1.

When Rays of Imprisonment enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature or planeswalker until Rays of Imprisonment leaves the battlefield.

When Rays of Imprisonment leaves play, you may pay 1W. If you do, you gain 4 life and scry 3.

Absolving Adventurer W 2/1 with 1W, tap, Rescue. with W Adventure: Adventurous Impulse for 4 for white cards or Plains.

Ardenvale Tactician 2/1 with haste if you've controlled two or fewer lands this turn discounted by 1W on creature side and 1 on adventure side

Healer's Hawk 2W or tap two untapped creatures you control: Return from graveyard to play, then tap it unless you pay 1 or you have four or more cards in hand and WW: +1/+0 until end of turn activate once each turn.

Magetower Expeditionary 1W 3/1 W: Regenerate. If it's regenerated this way, you gain 3 life. If an effect an opponent controls would make you discard or counterspell something, return that card to hand. Counterspell adds tax of 2 unless you control four or more creatures as ability resolves. Adventure: W Put a +1/+1 counter, a lifelink counter, and a boon counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Magegrace = Disenchant with Replicate W

Exquisite Princess (Beloved) 2/1 with 1W: +2/+0 until end of turn and trample, lifelink and indestructible. Activate only if not a target of a spell or ability. One-sided Sanctum Prelate ability includes potentially creatures, but is choose, and is CMC4+. While you control four or more creatures, one-sided Sphere of Resistance. Adventure: W Create a Timecrystal.

Secure the Wastes with flashback XW

Immolating Glare and you take 3 / Swift Vengeance / Swat for W with Flashback 1W, discard two cards.

2/1 Doomed Traveler with sacrifice this: Nontoken Glorious Anthem EOT. 3WW: Return from graveyard to hand. Next cast of spell with this name costs 2 more.

Super Dawn Elemental Enchantment type also 2WWW 7/5 damage dealt to it causes +1/+0 counters on all others you control instead. Flying; Lifelink if you have four or more cards in hand. 7WWW: Return from graveyard to play, then tap it unless you have four or more cards in hand.

Sorcery Opt with flashback 3U, can be cast as though it had flash if you're casting it from the graveyard

Non hybrid Judge's Familiar; flying Cursecatcher where planeswalkers are excluded at 4+ but creatures are re-included.

Martyr of Frost that also counts Islands(any) of +0/+1.

1/3 Hedron Crab with UU, tap, tap target creature.

2/1 flying 1U attack looter; 3UU: Return to play from graveyard tapped and exerted.

UU Counter target spell with converted mana cost 4 or less. Flashback - Pay 1 life, exile a blue card and two other cards in your hand

Misdirection for 2UUU that can hit multitargeted spells with cycling UU and Flashback of 5UU, discard two cards

Confiscate for 3UU that gives each player 2 Treasures, has Escape of UU, exile seven other cards in graveyard

Gifts Ungiven for 4U with flashback 7U

Repulse with first spell of game discount of 1 mana, can hit planeswalkers and flashback 3UU

Waterfront Bouncer 2/1 +1 mana activate unless you activate as a sorcery

Copy any permanent 1UU sorcery with flashback 5UU, Then if it was a land, target opponent may create a Treasure and if they you scry 5.

Hoverguard Sweepers 5/7 for 5UU can hit any nonplaneswalker. Protection from planeswalkers you don't control. 7UU: Return from graveyard to play with two +1/+1 counters. When dies with +1/+1 counters on it, exile it instead. This ability costs 1 less for each five other cards in your graveyard.

3/2 Hollow Specter as X or X life with unearth B

1B flying lifelink 2/1 2BB: Return from graveyard to play tapped and exerted.

2/1 Undertaker with if there are ten or more cards in your graveyard, hits two targets.

Pit Keeper @ only 3 creatures 3/1 with cycling B, with when you do, surveil 2 on end step

Gravedigger 3/2 for 1 less ETB may mill four targeted on any players; or planeswalker

Sorin's Thirst of 3 damage as first noncreature spell of game, you've controlled three or fewer lands this turn, or from graveyard, otherwise 2 with flashback 3BB

Skull Fracture with they also lose 1 life flashback 1B

Rain of Tears with flashback 3BB. This costs 1 less for each five other cards in your graveyard.

Hammer of Bogardan @ 4 damage exile strength. 1RRR cost

Char with flashback 4RR

Risk Factor for only 2 mana, but flashback costed as discard a card; can guarantee the draw WITH 2 opponent damage by sacrificing a creature during your upkeep and this mode can't be countered; or deal 2 wither damage to target creature and you take 1 and you and target player fateseal each other 1.

Shock with flashback 3R you also take 2 upon such use. If cast from graveyard, the next noncreature spell you cast costs 1 less.

Wheel of Fortune for 3RR with "the next two times you would draw a card from an empty library, instead shuffle your graveyard into your library, then draw two cards."; or deal 8 damage to target opponent and each planeswalker they control. This costs 1 less for each five other cards in your graveyard.

Magestorm 1G sorcery disenchant that deals 1 damage to controller replicate 1G

Ravenous Baloth of +0/+3 only himself that has GG, tap, tap target creature, Ward 2 and can't be countered and has go to play upon opponent effect discard if you pay 2G; Forestsupercycling - 1 or reveal two other green cards that you haven't already revealed this turn in your hand - Stolid Monitor. (mash-up of cycling and X-cycling obv)

Dredge 1 Maze of Ith that taps for <> with activation being 3. Cycling - Each opponent may gain 2 life

Dredge 1 etbt Anytapper with 1, tap: Scry 1 and 2, tap: Each player may return a land card from their graveyard to play. Cycling 2

Blast Zone that starts at zero and costs 2 to activate as blowout, but etbt. Costs X less the first time you activate this if you activate it during your upkeep and have lands you control not untap during your next untap step.

4, tap, exert this: Draw a card and then an additional card if your library has fourteen or fewer cards in it and you choose to exile this. On an etbt land. When this leaves play, put a Magestone counter on target artifact, creature or land you control and scry 1. The counter gives "1, tap: Tap target artifact, creature or land. Enchantment spells and planeswalker loyalty abilities cost 1 more this turn." Taps for <>.

Mirrodin-Fastland versions of the one color urza's cycling lands; new slowlandcount ones, Onslaught ones too. x20 "Ruined Ravnica" 1000+years same deal future theme, these titles get harder and harder to remember.

Manifestation Plane

Land

Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.

2, tap, exert Manifestation Plane: Draw a card, then put a card in your hand on top of your library or second from the top. Manifest the top card of your library.

Swindle Trail

Land

Tap: Add 1.

1, tap, sacrifice Swindle Trail: Tap target land. Draw a card.

And the now-deleted worldleviathan's cube Premium Horizons I set was:

Mana Crisis 1U Instant Counter target spell unless its controller pays 3. If you control five or more lands, counter it unless they pay 4 instead. If they don't pay, they untap a land they control.

Haze of Dementia B Sorcery Reveal two cards in your hand. Look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card in it. That player discards it. If a creature card was chosen this way and this isn't a copy, you lose 2 life and the target player may copy this by paying 2, and choose new targets for the copy.

Vanguard of Dawn and Dusk 1W Instant Create two 1/1 white Cleric creature tokens. Scry 1 and gain 1 life. At your end step, you may pay WW or tap three creatures. If you do, mill two cards, then shuffle this from your graveyard into your library.

Seismic Augury 1RR Sorcery This costs 1 less to cast if you control five or more lands. Destroy target artifact, creature, or land. If artifact, this deals 4 damage to you. If creature, sacrifice a creature and if you can't, discard a card. If land, its controller scrys 1.

Thrash G Instant Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Cycling G

Planar Severance 2WW Sorcery Destroy all planeswalkers, then each player scrys X, where X is the number of planeswalkers destroyed this way. Then each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.

Judgment 2WW Sorcery Each player who controls a creature with power 4 or greater scrys 1. Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Choose two players. If each have a creature card in their graveyard, you may gain 1 life and have each of those players exile a card in the other's graveyard.

Breach the Core 3WW Sorcery This costs 1 less to cast if you add skip the draw steps of your next two turns to resolution. Destroy all lands. Each player searches their library for up to two land cards, reveals them, shuffles the rest of their library and puts those cards back on top of it in any order.

Fortune and Glory 2RR Sorcery Each opponent discards two cards. Discard your hand, then draw four cards, then discard a card.

Lightningclasm 2R Instant This deals 3 damage to each creature and planeswalker. Cycling 1R

Wanderer, the Sainted Truthseeker 2WW Legendary Planeswalker 0: Create a 1/2 white Cleric creature token and investigate. You may sacrifice a token artifact. If you do, +1 loyalty and you may remove a loyalty counter from a planeswalker. +1: You gain 2 life and scry 2. -3: Tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Set value as that plus the number of cards you've drawn this turn minus 1, express value as bind that many permanents of your choice. -5: You get an emblem with "You may cast creature, planeswalker, Saga, Aura and Equipment spells with mana value 4 or less without paying their mana cost" and "Equip costs you 0 to activate." 3

Dragonfly of Paradise G Creature - Insect Flying This comes into play with a wingjewel counter. Remove a wingjewel counter from this, tap: Add one mana of any color. 2GG: This gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. 1/1

Ulluzsa, Scion of Uyo 2UU Legendary Creature - Moonfolk Wizard Flying When this dies, unless any player pays 3, either put it on the bottom of owner's library or shuffle it into it. 1, return two lands you control to their owner's hands: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate this ability only once each turn. 4/2

Tidal Realitywarp XUU Sorcery Each player returns X permanents they control including only up to two lands they control to their owners' hands.

Icechasm Saurian 2GG Creature - Lizard Players can't untap more than two lands during their untap steps. 5/5

Immolating Planeroil X1RR Sorcery Until end of turn, each time a source you control would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent 2 of it. Each player sacrifices X lands. This deals X plus 4 damage to each creature, player, and non-monored planeswalker. If X was 4 or more, you draw two cards and each other player draws a card, then may have this deal damage to each player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Solarfiend Masticore 4 Artifact Creature - Masticore Trample At your upkeep, you may sacrifice a permanent or discard a card. If you don't, sacrifice this and target creature you control gains indestructible until your next turn is over. 2: Regenerate this. 2: This deals 1 damage to target creature. Creatures you control have "Tap: Add one mana of any color." 5/3

Ugin's Odyssey 7 Legendary Enchantment - Saga I, II - Exile each other nonland permanent with your choice of mana value 2 or less, 3 and 4, 5 to 7, 8 or greater, multicolored, colorless, monocolored, Legendary, Enchantment, or two or more of same type in player of your choice's graveyard. III- Draw up to five cards, then discard a card. IV - For the number of permanents you control minus four, repeat this process - Target opponent puts a card in their hand or a permanent they control on top of their library unless they have this deal 3 damage to them or exile the top seven cards of their library.

Coreblister Valley Land Tap: Add 1. Tap, sacrifice this: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Then if you control four or fewer lands, you may put a land card in your hand into play tapped. 2, tap, sacrifice this: Destroy target nonbasic land. Its controller may discard two cards, then draw two cards. Activate this ability only if its controller controls four or more lands.

Alaros Draco, the Primordial WUBRG Legendary Creature - Dragon Elemental Flying, protection from multicolor When this dies or is exiled from play, either put it on the bottom of owner's library or shuffle it into it. You may look at the top card of your library anytime. XWUBRG: Create twice X 1/1 colorless flying Spirit creature tokens, then you may cast a Legendary, Dragon, Elemental, or monocolor mana value 5 or greater that you haven't already titlecast card you own from your graveyard, exile, or top of your library without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only once each turn. 5/5

Cavalier of Suns 2WUBRG Creature - Elemental Knight Indestructible while untapped When this is countered, take an extra turn after this one. When this comes into play, and you cast it, gain control of target permanent. When this attacks, destroy all permanents defending player controls with mana value 4 or less. 7/5

Akroma, Vengeance Incarnate 3WW Legendary Creature - Angel Flying, first strike when attacking, first strike when blocking alone, vigilance, haste, trample, hexproof from black and from red Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, they may exert it. If they do, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn. 2WWW: Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. WW: This gains lifelink until end of turn. Plainscycling 2 4WWW: Return this from your graveyard to hand. 5/4

Akroma's Sigil 4 Legendary Artifact Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have flying, first strike when attacking, first strike when blocking alone, vigilance, haste, trample, and hexproof from black and red. When you cycle this, up to three target creatures gain lifelink and get +1/+0 until end of turn. Cycling 3 7, exile four other cards in your graveyard: Return this from your graveyard to hand and create a 4/3 colorless artifact Guardian creature token with flying, vigilance, and hexproof.

Ugin's Attendant 4 Creature - Dragon Flying Dragon, Saga, planeswalker, colorless, and multicolored spells cost you 2 less to cast. 2 or discard a card, discard two cards: Exile this, then return it to play at the next end step. 4/3

Yggdrasil, the World Tree Legendary Land This comes into play tapped unless your more than one other lands could produce all five colors, and is all basic land types in all zones. (Tap: Add W, U, B, R, or G.) When you spend the first mana produced by this, unless it was on a spell with mana value 3 or greater, each opponent scrys 2. If it was for such a spell, you scry 2 and gain 1 life. Exile a legendary land or two nonbasic land cards in hand: Search your library for two basic land cards and you may reveal it while choicelast doing so, select one to hand, reshuffle the nonfound cards, and put the other on top. If you revealed and had one or fewer basic land cards, draw a card.

Thraben Duskwatch W Creature - Human Soldier When this comes into play or dies, investigate. WW: Blocking creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn. 1/1

Siren of Fluxport 1U Creature - Siren When this comes into play, if you control two or fewer lands, untap up to two lands. Tap: Target creature attacks this turn if able. 2/1

Wisdom and Cunning XUU Sorcery Each opponent reveals their hand. Scry 3, then draw X cards.

Vampiric Shadowflames XB Sorcery Painconvoke This deals X damage to any target and you gain X life. Flashback XB, exile X cards in your graveyard, then discard two cards Cycling - BB or pay 3 life

Bloodhollow Acolyte B Creature - Thrull Sacrifice this: Add B. 3B: Return this from your graveyard to play tapped. Up to two target creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. 1/1

Terror of the Roil 1RR Creature - Elemental Trample, haste At your end step, sacrifice this and create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. When this dies, either put it on the bottom of owner's library or shuffle it into it. 6/3

Vigor of the Hunt 2GG Instant You may exile a green card in your hand instead of paying Vigor of the Hunt's mana cost. Put three +1/+1 counters divided as you choose on any creatures. Forestcycling - Pay 1 life

Mageta Triumphant 2WW Legendary Creature - God When this attacks, it gets +3/+0 until end of turn if you control another legendary permanent or an artifact or enchantment. Tap, exert this: Tap up to two target creatures. Their controllers choose one of them and it doesn't untap next. WW, tap, discard two cards: Put two -1/-1 counters on each creature you don't control that has indestructible. Destroy all creatures except for Mageta Triumphant. They can't be regenerated. When this dies or is exiled from play, either put it on the bottom of owner's library or shuffle it into it. 4/4

Manaweft Floratender 3 Artifact Creature - Elemental When this comes into play, search your library for a basic land card, put it into play tapped, then shuffle your library. When this comes into play, put a -1/-0 counter on it unless two mana of the same color or three colors of mana were used to cast it. 2/1

Summonweaver 3 Artifact Creature - Elemental Flying When this comes into play, search your library for a basic land card or a creature card with mana value 4, reveal it, shuffle the rest of your library and put that card back on top of it. 3/1

Teferi's Sojourner 4 Artifact Creature - Construct 2: Target noncreature artifact becomes a creature with stats each equal to its mana value in addition to its types until end of turn. In active combat, this gets -4/+4. At each end step, if no damage was dealt this turn, put a exploration counter on this. Remove two exploration counters from this: Draw a card and reveal it. If it's a land, create a 1/1 Construct artifact creature token. 3: Target creature becomes a copy of this. 2: This phases out. 4/4

Lands. Land - Plains Island Comes into play tapped unless as it does and before it does, you both pay 1 life and control three or fewer lands. Cycling 3

Solemn Memorial Land Tap: Add 1. 2, tap, sacrifice this: Return target creature card from your graveyard to hand.

Battlefield Strata Land Tap: Add 1. 1, tap, sacrifice this: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to hand. This deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Omnath, Manabond Burgeoning XRGU Legendary Creature - Elemental Convoke This comes into play with X +1/+1 counters on it. When this comes into play, draw cards equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it, plus 1 if you control another nontoken Elemental. Remove a counter from a permanent you contol: This deals 1 damage to any target and you may put a land card from your hand into play. When this dies, draw a card. 4/2

Jeweled Carapace 1 Artifact - Equipment When this comes into play, scry 1. 1, tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card. Equipped creature gets +0/+1. Equip 1

Ramosian Relic 3 Artifact When this comes into play, scry 1. Tap: Add one mana of any color. Sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast spells. X2, tap: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it into play, then shuffle your library. Return this to owner's hand.

Temporal Salvation 3UU Sorcery This costs 1 less if your life total is 11 or less. Take an extra turn after this one. If your life total is less than 7, it becomes 7.

Incandescent Fury XR Sorcery Spells and abilities that target this on the stack cost 4 more unless you cast it from your graveyard. This deals X damage to any target. If you cast it from your graveyard, instead divide as you choose among any amount of targets. Buyback 3 Flashback X2R

Primordium 3G Creature - Elemental Incarnation At your upkeep, if this is in your graveyard, you may pay 3G. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to hand. G: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Activate only if this is in your graveyard. 5/4

Reverence 2W Instant You may exile a white card in your hand instead of paying this mana cost. Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Cycling 1W

Tanglehealer G Creature - Elemental Reach 2G: This gets +2/+1 until end of turn. When this comes into play, you gain 3 life, then you may pay 5 life and switch its power and toughness permanently. 1/2

Duskmauler Lions W Creature - Cat Discard a card: Until end of turn, this gains first strike if attacking alone. As long as there are five or more cards in your graveyard, this gets +1/+1. 2/1

Scorchtangler 1R Creature - Elemental Haste This has reach if you control five or more lands. 1R: This gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. When this comes into play, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token with haste. 1/1

Gixian Depthfiend 2B Creature - Cleric This costs 2 less if it's the first spell you've cast this game. When this comes into play, add BBB if it wasn't the first spell you cast this game. Tap five creatures you control: Return this from your graveyard to play. 2/1

Aetherwind Guardians 2UU Sorcery Create two 3/2 blue Wyvern Elemental creature tokens. Then tap a creature you control.

Prophetic Sacrament 1W Enchantment When this comes into play, each player scrys 1. 2: Target creature gains boon until end of turn. Whenever a creature you control dies, you may pay 2. If you do, return that card from your graveyard to your hand.

Mesa Elder 2W Creature - Pegasus Flying, convoke The first noncreature spell each opponent plays each turn costs 1 more. Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may untap this and switch its power and toughness until end of turn. 3/1

Studious Recollection 1U Sorcery Draw two cards, then discard a card. Then you may discard three cards. If you do, return a card from your graveyard to your hand. Flashback 3U

Mind Plague X1BB Sorcery Target opponent discards two cards at random, then discards X cards. For each card in the X that the opponent couldn't discard this way, choose one - Put a -1/-1 counter on each creature; or draw a card and lose 2 life.

Constellation of the Firmament 1G Enchantment - Aura You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Enchantment spells you cast with mana value 3 or greater cost 1 less. Invocate G (You may cast this for invocate cost. If you do, it's sacrificed at the end step of the second sequential of your own turns that you've controlled it.)

Argothian Emissary 1G Creature - Elf Druid Hexproof Sacrifice three creatures: Return target enchantment or enchantment card in a graveyard to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only if an opponent cast a noncreature spell this turn. When you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card, then unless you've cast two or more enchantment spells this turn, discard a card. 2/1

Absorption Recoil W Instant This deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. At the next end step, if that creature didn't die this turn, scry 3 and gain 4 life. If you cast this from your graveyard, it deals 5 damage to the creature instead and also 4 damage to you. Flashback 5WW

War-Engine Enchanter 1W Creature - Kor Artificer Cleric Whenever you cast an artifact, enchantment or planeswalker spell, scry 2. 1: This gains boon until end of turn. When this comes into play, you may discard a card or sacrifice this. If you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment. 2/2

Boil Over 1R Instant Choose one - Until end of turn, target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample, where X is its power; or this deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller; or this deals 2 damage to target creature and 5 damage to you.

Platinum Guardian 7 Artifact Creature - Elemental Flying, hexproof from mana value 3 or less 4: Target creature gains lifelink until end of turn. Unless an opponent controls five or more nonland permanents, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game. When you cast your second instant, sorcery, artifact, legendary and/or enchantment spell each turn, you may put target permanent on top of its owner's library. Permanent spells your opponents cast with the same mana value as another permanent in play cost 1 more. 5/7

Logos of Alara 5 Legendary Planeswalker - Logos Ward 3 When Logos loses loyalty from creature damage, create that many 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens with flying minus two. +1: Create two 0/3 colorless Elemental creature tokens, then tap a creature you control and gain 1 life and scry 1. -2: Add two mana of any color. -3: Scry 3. You may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control then tap all but three of them. For each creature you control, you may have it gain protection from the colors that it is until your next turn. -4: Look at the top five cards of your library. Choose up to one colorless card and up to one each of cards of each color. Reveal and put those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom in any order. -7: Draw three cards. Exile up to two target permanents and their controllers draw a card for each of them. 5

Scrollwarden of Aeons 7 Artifact Creature - Dragon Flying When this deals combat damage, you may discard your hand then draw four cards. When this comes into play, you may return up to two target nonland permanents to owners' hands. When this dies, shuffle it into its owner's library. 5: Exile target nonartifact permanent with mana value 4 or greater and put three scroll counters on it. For as long as it remains exiled this way, a scroll counter is removed whenever you draw a card and its owner may cast it at sorcery speed when you no longer control this and also it still has any scroll counters on it. If it was for a 4, its controller draws a card. 7/5

Becomes a set. Pushes it even on three include two.

Timerelic Aetherwell XX Artifact This comes into play with X charge counters on it. As this comes into play, choose creature or noncreature. As long as there are two or more charge counters on this, planeswalker spells cost 2 more unless their controller pays skip your next turn, nonmana abilities you don't control cost 2 or pay 3 life more to activate, and triggered abilities you don't control don't trigger unless their controller skips all main and attack phases of their next turn. Nonplaneswalker spells of the chosen type with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this cost 3 more. Remove a charge counter from this: Put target planeswalker spell on top of owner's library.

Jewelhoard of Miragebarbs

2

Artifact

At each end step, this deals 2 damage to each player that both has three or more basic land types among the lands they control and cast a spell that turn; or non-you that cast two spells, or no spells on their own turn.

When a player casts a spell that is multicolored or has mana value 4 or greater or activates an ability of a source with mana value 3 or greater, this deals 2 damage to them.

Whenever an ability you control triggers, you may pay 2 life and sacrifice this. If you do, copy the ability and you may choose new targets.

2, sacrifice this: Draw a card.

1, sacrifice a land: You gain 1 life and each other player loses 1 life. Any player may activate, as a sorcery.

+4 (chronotide, seal of altered destiny, timerelic aetherwell, jewelhoard of night and day//++)

{{added from the "future", as well, to I}}

Gracewing

u/w

Creature - Faerie Noble

Flying

u/w: Gracewing gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Gracewing gets +1/+0 if an opponent controls two or more tapped creatures and/or five or more tapped lands.

Put two cards in your hand on top of your library: Target creature gets +0/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.

3u/w, tap: Tap target creature. This ability costs 2 less to activate the first time you activate it.

1/2

Wildroil Efreet

r/g

Creature - Elemental Efreet

Wildroil Efreet can't block alone unless you have it deal 3 damage to you.

Pay 1 life, sacrifice a land: Count the number of +1/+0 counters on Wildroil Efreet, then exile it, then return it to the battlefield with that many plus 1 on it.

1r/g: Wildroil Efreet gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.

Sacrifice Wildroil Efreet: Change the targets of target spell or ability. Activate this ability only if Wildroil Efreet's power is 4 or greater.

2/1

Disciple of Windwoe

u/b

Creature - Bird Horror Wizard

Flying

Tap: Scry 1.

Discard a card: Disciple of Windwoe gains deathtouch and gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sacrifice a creature: Target player loses 1 life and scrys 1.

1/2

Eternal Exemplar

w/b

Creature - Zombie Cleric Warrior

If Eternal Exemplar or a creature an opponent controls dies, it's put on top of its controller's library unless its owner put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard, and if Eternal Exemplar would be put back this way, you lose 3 life and an opponent may exile a card in their hand to exile it instead.

1w/b, tap: Put the top card of target player's library into their graveyard. They gain 3 life and you lose 1 life.

2/1

Silverburst Moonstrider

u/r

Creature - Moonfolk Wizard

Flash

When you cast Silverburst Moonstrider, unless you sacrifice a permanent, lands you control don't untap during your next untap step. Then unless you pay 4 life, lands enter the battlefield tapped and exerted during that same turn.

Flying if you control four or more lands.

2, return two lands you control to their owners' hands: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. If you don't control it, this deals 5 damage to you.

Pay 3 life, sacrifice Silverburst Moonstrider: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays 1. Activate this ability only if this didn't come into play this turn.

2/1

Marshsquelcher Ouphe

u/g

Creature - Ouphe

As a replacement effect, you can't untap more than two lands during your untap step unless you tap and exert an already untapped creature you control to do so, which also doesn't untap during this untap step.

Pay 3 life, sacrifice Marshsquelcher Ouphe: Whenever target opponent casts a spell this turn, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life. Unless they tap and exert all lands they control, draw a card.

Sacrifice three lands: Counter target activated or triggered ability of a nonland source.

2u/g, tap: Tap target land. You gain 1 life. This ability costs 2 less to activate the first time you activate it.

2/1

Chronoprism Javelineers

X1

Artifact Creature - Soulshard Soldier

Sunburst

2 or exile a card in self hand with seven time counters on it and that card gains suspend and loses hexproof, protection, indestructible and uncounterable and so does each other player but optionally: This gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Put it into your library fifth from the top at the next end step. Each player other than you who didn't exile a card to the cost of this ability while that mode was actually used searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, reshuffles, then discards a card. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Tap, remove X +1/+1 counters from this: Put that many +1/+1 or -1/-1 counters on another target creature. Activate this ability only during your upkeep unless you pay 2 more.

0/1

Lifewill Chronicler

w/g

Creature - Kor Cleric

You may choose not to untap Lifewill Chronicler during your untap step. Whenever you do so, scry 1 then put a grace counter on it.

Remove three grace counters from Lifewill Chronicler: Put a +1/+1 counter on any creature, look at the top four cards of your library, put one of them into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

w/g, tap: Target creature gets +1/+1 as long as Lifewill Chronicler remains tapped. When that creature dies and then this is still continuously tapped, you may sacrifice this and put the top five cards of your library into your graveyard to return that other creature to play.

2/1

Swiftrazor Eyegouger

r/b

Creature - Horror

Haste if you control three or more lands.

When Swiftrazor Eyegouger enters the battlefield, you may have each player reveal their hand until they play two more lands. If you do, it deals 4 damage to you.

Sacrifice a creature: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature unless its controller discards a nonland card or two lands. Activate this ability only once each turn. You lose 5 life if you sacrificed Swiftrazor Eyegouger this way.

2/1

Sap Drinker

b/g

Creature - Faerie Insect Worm

Sap Drinker can't block unless you pay b/g at the beginning of combat or have it deal 5 damage to you.

Lifelink if you control five or more lands.

2b/g, put a -1/-1 counter on Sap Drinker: Regenerate target creature. If it's regenerated this way, you lose 4 life.

2/2

Intrepid Mountaineer

r/w

Creature - Human Soldier Berserker

If a +1/+1 counter would be put onto Intrepid Mountaineer and it already has two or more on it, instead you gain 2 life and each other player scrys 1.

1w/r, tap: Target creature with power 4 or less gains menace until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are two or more +1/+1 counters on Intrepid Mountaineer, and you control five or fewer creatures, create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token.

Outlast 2r/w

2/1

Regenerator

4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

Flash

When Regenerator enters the battlefield during another player's turn, it gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

When Regenerator blocks, it gets +0/+4 until end of turn and regenerate it.

X: Regenerate target creature with mana value X.

4/3

Flashsummon Engineer

4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

1, tap: The next creature spell you cast can be cast as though it had flash.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 2. If you do, create a token copy of it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the end step of your next turn.

4/3

Reflection Augur

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if Reflection Augur became attached to the creature this turn, draw two cards, then discard a card. Otherwise, draw a card.

Equip 0

Stupor Circlet

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. If Stupor Circlet became attached to the creature this turn, scry 1.

Equip 0

Treasurehunter's Sail

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure, then you may sacrifice two Treasures. If you do, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. If it was a basic land, you gain 1 life and look at the top card of target player's library.

When Treasurehunter's Sail enters the battlefield, you may put it into your library fourth from the top, then draw a card. If you do, draw a card, then put a card in your hand on top of your library, then you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 2 or less in your hand onto the battlefield.

Equip 2

Warhoard

2

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

When equipped creature attacks with two or more other creatures or deals combat damage to a player, create a Warshard artifact equipment token with equip 1 and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1".

When equipped creature dies, you may clash with target opponent. If you win the clash, return a creature card with a different name with converted cost 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Warhoard's equip ability can be activated no more than twice each turn.

When Warhoard becomes unattached from a creature, if both Warhoard and the creature are still on the battlefield, put that creature on the bottom its owner's library and create a same Warshard.

Equip 0

Staff of the Pilgrim Titans 3 Artifact Sacrifice Staff of the Pilgrim Titans: Exile up to three target creatures, then return them to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them at the next end step. 1, tap: Choose one - Tap target creature with power 4 or greater; or target creature with power 4 or greater can't be blocked this turn; or you gain 4 life and put this on top of your library. 4, tap: Put target creature card in a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Its owner reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, puts it onto the battlefield, and the rest on the bottom randomly. Recover - Pay a third of your life, rounded up

Chaos Universe 4 Artifact Tap, sacrifice Chaos Universe: Choose one - You switch life totals with target player; or return all creatures to their owners' hands, then each player discards your choice of two, three or four cards at random; or choose three permanents and one of them at random is destroyed and can't be regenerated and if it had indestructible, you draw three cards.

Dracomagus's Throne 4 Artifact 4, tap, sacrifice this: Choose one - You control target player during their next turn and they take an extra turn after that; or search target opponent's library for up to two cards and exile them and you may play those cards as long as they remain exiled this way paying for them with mana as though it were of any type; or create two 4/3 Dragon Wizard creature tokens with flying and "Creatures you control have flying." that are all colors; or if it's your main phase, each opponent draws seven cards and at the beginning of the upkeep of your next turn, you win the game if you control creatures with 10 or more total power.

Holy Templar WW Creature - Human Knight First strike when attacking alone Hexproof from black and from red When Holy Templar dies, endure. (Bolster for a +0/+1 counter.) Tap: Another target creature, that is blocking, gets +1/+2 until end of turn. 3/2

Elite Manaslasher G Creature - Elf Druid Warrior Vigilance When Elite Manaslasher deals combat damage to a player, put a peace counter on it. As long as a peace counter is on Elite Manaslasher, it loses vigilance, gets -2/+1 and has "Tap: Add G." and "Tap, tap another untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color." 3/1

2GG +1: Two 1/1 insects with deathtouch and lifelink. -2 Bramblecrush of nonbasic lands only, or bind two target lands. If you kill planeswalker, they get two same insects. -5: Channel emblem: Pay 1 life: Add <>, activate no more than four times each turn. Pay 2 life: Add <>." 4

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Desert-OASIS cube with chess clocks

Plains+3moreplainsx1EvolvingPlains(subset-3) {{This is pretty much the worst card; and thus sliding scale valuable by such virtue, and there are 15 in total, but is descriptive sub-subset off the clock also denoted by silver for off the clock and gold for on the clock, and gold as the color of the clock}} x4 2 plains 1 Tundra 1 ANY or an EvolvingPlains =35 (doubled to 70 {{what does it have to be to only ever include in group#1}})

{{Off the clock fulldescriptor

2x 8 One color Basics =10 (This might be a good first pick; there being only one more of them)

1x 8 exact even Two color Basics x10

1x 9 exact even three color basics x10

1x 8 exact four color basics x5

1x 5 one-basic 4-rainbow (9cards) x5 (This might be the best card or close to it, and it's one of the off the clock; very interesting)

}}

OverallWhiteDual, 2 TrueAny x5 (quadrupled to 20) =20

Plains-Plains-"2 more Basic Plains or 1 TrueAny; and a Non-Plains Dual" (ANY being commander color identity mirror-image within subset) "Plains-Tundra", Life-Wizardry Plains, IslandXof4, ANY, TrueAny x 4 =25

2each GuildBasics 4cards + 1 TrueAny x10 2each GuildBasics 4cards + 1 Dual-3others = 20; doubled to 40

Wedge/Shard in all "One Tundra" permutations plus one EvolvingAny. x3 =30

14x Basic Joker (5 TrueAny, including duplicates, inluding one EvolvingAny if desired) 14x DualJoker (2 TrueAnyDual, including duplicates) (so 1 fewer pre-doubled descriptive copy than the worst card. EvolvingAny only appeared at the Shard or Joker level.)

With one sided chess clocks at the anyone or rotates is the bank teller! So back to the original concept of "desert"ness - but no other opencards. Randomized seat-inclusive order of 14 more seconds to look at pack 1 pick 1; then exact reverse order of land box. Then it goes away. With a hologram of funny sales pitch descriptor! Classic 720+ cube.

Card design:

Evolving Plains Land - Plains Evolving Plains enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer lands or pay 1 life as it enters the battlefield. (Tap: Add W.) 1 or pay 1 life, tap, sacrifice Evolving Plains: Farseek.

Life-Wizardry Plains Land - Plains (Tap: Add W.) Life-Wizardry Plains enters the battlefield tapped. When Life-Wizardry Plains enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

Last cards of Premium Horizons I. (Specifically NOT permutations other than monochromatic 4-ofs ClassicMagic for this; only house ruled for you. Not the intent. I'll play that but not pushed past 850.) Enjoy. See 'objective correctness' and 'systems'. Where it has to work with a 50% sample size.

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Jingle bell rock delivery time. GIDDY UP JINGLE HORSE, PICK UP YOUR FEET BLISTER PACK. Done. Whole other year worth decisively split-continue sorry too garbage deliver duffel bags. Tap into standard core set that's all I've got. Get it? Could order vanguards neither do I I don't care that we saw each other a couple of days ago. Looks good penultimate and pre-penultimate zomzawow mystery movie prenuptials area can title as required up to and as but continue on I think maybe as given, there's what, there's one movie of the end, I think there's kind of two movies of the end if anything there's two more pre-"the end" movies. Release schedule fatigue pile it on there's this and this and all of this cool cool whipped cream sandy lands and other days the love we make phone is off the hook.

Magic: The Gathering - The Twilight of the Gods; got deleted too. A.K.A. Arabian Nights as if Fallen Empires never came out and there was a hiccup that lasted until let's say Urza's Saga, the split the difference version. Style guide as just c-Wizards as some set Editors could do, last hurrah of old white mana symbol super luscious oversaturation prints.

Yes; unobtrusive italic reminder text ALL of (artifact token; fourthEDtap: Discard for any one mana.) and (enchantment token; 5: discard with no bubble and this square not there to return one card from graveyard.) Feel different from flavor by using two punctuations very close to one another.

I give as its subset superset rules that it's just similar to backpropagation superchess; it's as on default mode Arena/MTGO. Since it's overprinted in BOTH of its wait a minute which one is it that's pimp it's kind of cool that way, it's any editions of cards. Unless you're literally playing for the Black Lotus or completely unsanctioned where you might want to revert Chaos Orb.

Including proxy edition on private not for profit property. Which one of them is technically supercategorically pimp as Legacy/Vintage predominance only slow introductions for others like Modern and is more expensive, but the other has foil. And has eventual. So.

Tower of Wanderlust

3

Artifact

During your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand above four. When you gain three or more life this way, you may pay 5. If you do, opponent loses 2 life.

At end of your turn, if you have one or fewer cards in hand, put a charge counter of Tower. Then if there are three counters on Tower, remove them all and you gain 4 life and draw a card and put the top four cards of target player's library into their graveyard.

During your end phase, if you control three or more creatures, Tower deals 1 damage to any target and 3 to you if it was a creature.

2, Tap: Sacrifice Tower of Wanderlust to gain 5 life or have opponent lose 2 life.

5: Gain control of all permanents you own. You may put up to one permanent you own and control on the bottom of your library.

Vale of Pure Might

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. You lose 3 life unless you have used this ability before, when you lose 1 life instead.

1, Tap: Sacrifice Vale of Pure Might to destroy target land and then have each player search their library for a plains, island, swamp, mountain, or forest card, shuffle the rest of their library, and put that card on top of it.

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Tower Cycle

Tap: Add C. EtBT unless you control two or fewer lands as you play it. W, tap: Pump target same color Tower creature by +1/+0 or +0/+1. 3W: 2/2 with no restrictions.

Wrappings of Honor

2

Artifact

1, tap: Until end of turn, target creature gains +1/+1 and doesn't tap to attack.

2: Untap Wrappings.

3, tap: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. Opponent may also put one of theirs second from the top or any card whatsoever third from the top.

4, tap: Sacrifice Wrappings of Honor and remove two creature cards from your graveyard from the game to put five 1/1 colorless Spirit tokens into play.

Tome of Dissolution

4

Artifact

When Tome of Dissolution is destroyed by a targeted effect opponent controls, you draw one card.

2, tap: Draw one card or force opponent to discard one card. Lose 2 life unless you pay 3 and have opponent look at top three cards of his or her library and put any of them on top and any on the bottom. You may not use this ability during any phases of opponents' turns except the end phase.

3: Removes Tome from the game and destroys target permanent. Use this ability only if you have not played any lands, cast any spells or attacked or blocked with any creatures this turn, and when you do, you can’t do those things for rest of turn. You may use this ability if Tome is in play or in the graveyard, but when you use it in the graveyard, you discard three cards, and if you don’t have enough cards in hand, your entire hand is discarded and you suffer 2 damage and remove the top two cards of your library from the game for each card you couldn’t discard this way.

War-Forged Mantis

3

Artifact Creature

Mantis can block flying creatures; when it does, it gains +0/+1 until end of turn.

When Mantis leaves play, unless you pay 2 or have Mantis deal 3 damage to you, opponent draws one card.

7: Remove Mantis from your graveyard from the game to do 1 damage to target player.

3/3

Craft-Augur Worm

2

Artifact Creature

Worm comes into play tapped.

Worm does not untap as normal; owner must discard the top two cards of library to untap it.

4, tap: Sacrifice Craft-Augur Worm and lose 4 life to have target creature lose -1/-1 and lose flying ability and become unblockable until end of turn.

2/1

Volcano-Rust Borehole

4

Artifact

Borehole cannot be countered unless controller of the counter pays 1 more, except when you control seven or more non-land permanents where it cannot be countered at all.

Each player sacrifices one creature, if he or she has any, during upkeep. If it wasn't an artifact, put a charge counter on Borehole, then sacrifice Borehole and it deals 4 damage to you if there are three or more charge counters on it. If it was an artifact, controller suffers 2 damage.

3, tap: Sacrifice Borehole to destroy target creature. If the creature is an artifact creature, each player draws one card and loses 1 life.

X3, tap: Sacrifice X permanents including only up to two non-lands to do X damage to one target.

Urza’s Visitor

4

Artifact Creature

Flying

If an opponent controls more creatures than you, Urza's Visitor does not tap to attack and gains +1/+0.

5: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Any player may use this ability.

5, tap: Remove all but three cards in your graveyard from the game, then shuffle Urza's Visitor and your graveyard into your library. Create two 1/1 artifact Librarian tokens.

3/4

Mishra’s Visitor

4

Artifact Creature

Flying

Can attack the turn it enters play on your side; if it does, is discarded at end of turn and when it dies this turn you put your choice of a +1/+1 or -1/-1 counter on any creature.

When Mishra's Visitor comes into play, each player removes all but one card from his or her graveyard from the game, then returns that card to hand. This ability only affects you if you control seven or more lands.

When Mishra's Visitor is put into your graveyard from anywhere, remove it from the game instead, then look at the top five cards of your library and put any of them on top and any of them on the bottom.

4/3

Tocasia’s Visitor

4

Artifact Creature

Flying

All players have no maximum hand size during any turn Tocasia’s Visitor is or was in play.

When Tocasia’s Visitor comes into play, each player draws three cards.

You cannot play more than two spells each turn. Your spells cost 1 more to cast.

4/3

White-Cloak Procession

1W

Summon Clerics

W, tap: Prevent 1 damage to any creature or player.

3W: You gain 1 life.

You may sacrifice White-Cloak Procession during your upkeep to gain 4 life.

5WW: White creatures you control, and up to two others of your choice that aren't, gain +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs 2 less the first time you activate it.

1/3

Frost-Cloak Levitator

2U

Summon Wizard

Flying

Frost-Cloak Levitator gains +1/+0 as long as you control two or more Islands.

You may sacrifice Frost-Cloak Levitator during your upkeep to draw one card and have target creature gain flying until end of turn.

5UU: Blue creatures you control, and up to two others of your choice that aren't, gain +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs 2 less the first time you activate it.

2/1

Dark-Cloak Dirgist

2B

Summon Cleric

You may lose 1 life and sacrifice Dark-Cloak Dirgist during your upkeep to bring back any creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

5BB: Black creatures you control, and up to two others of your choice that aren't, gain +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs 2 less the first time you activate it.

2/1

Fire-Cloak Whirler

2R

Summon Rogue

You may sacrifice Fire-Cloak Whirler during your upkeep or when it comes into play to do 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to you and create a 1/1 red Elemental token.

5RR: Red creatures you control, and up to two others of your choice that aren't, gain +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs 2 less the first time you activate it.

2/1

Leaf-Cloak Drummer

2G

Summon Druid

You may sacrifice Leaf-Cloak Drummer during your upkeep to have target creature gain +3/+3 and trample until end of turn and put two 1/1 green Saproling tokens into play.

5GG: Green creatures you control, and up to two others of your choice that aren't, gain +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs 2 less the first time you activate it.

3/2

Amberlysus of Many Cloaks

WUBRG

Summon Legend

You may pay four mana of any type plus three mana of all different colors as another way of casting Amberlysus.

Protection from non-creatures; prevent 3 damage that Legendary creatures would do to Amberlysus; prevent 1 that non-Legendary would do.

Amberlysus comes into play with five cloak counters.

3, tap: Remove a cloak counter from Amberlysus to gain control of target creature from play or a graveyard for as long as you control Amberlysus. Opponent draws one card unless you pay 4.

4: Sacrifice Amberlysus with five cloak counters on it during your upkeep to bring back any creature other than an Amberlysus from your graveyard to play with +4/+3 this turn, and it can attack this turn, and you sacrifice it at end of turn and when you do, you put five +1/+1 counters as you choose on any creatures and draw three cards.

5/5

Gemstone Vein

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Tap: Sacrifice Gemstone Vein to add two mana in any color or combination of colors to your mana pool and lose 3 life.

Ring of Blind Mystery

2

Artifact

Ring comes into play tapped.

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Tap, sacrifice Ring: Add one mana of any color and gain 1 life. You may have each player draw one card.

2, tap: Sacrifice Ring to search your library for up to three cards, reveal them, then shuffle the rest of your library, then target opponent looks at the top ten cards of your library, reveals and chooses two of them and the others go on the bottom of your library randomly, and you shuffle the revealed cards and put them on top of your library.

Tower of Armageddon

Land

Tower comes into play tapped.

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

During your end phase, if you control three or more non-land permanents, you may sacrifice Tower and another permanent to draw two cards and have any opponent discard one.

7, tap: Each player sacrifices three permanents and suffers 4 damage. You cannot use a non-mana adding effect of any Tower of Armageddon for the rest of the game.

Val-Doyaema

Legendary Land

Comes into play tapped unless a Val-Doyaema or another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana has already come into play under your control this game or you pay 2 life as it comes into play.

Tap: Add W to your mana pool.

W, tap: Target creature gains +0/+1 until end of turn and an additional +1/+1 if you control another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana.

1W, tap: Put a 1/1 white Soldier token into play. Return Val-Doyaema to owner's hand unless you discard one card or pay 2.

Utophaz

Legendary Land

Comes into play tapped unless an Utophaz or another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana has already come into play under your control this game or you pay 2 life as it comes into play.

Tap: Add U to your mana pool.

2U, tap: Counter target spell or ability of a permanent unless controller pays 1. That spell or permanent is returned to its owner's hand if controller doesn't pay. Return Utophaz to owner's hand unless you discard one card or pay 2.

Tor-Zygoth

Legendary land

Comes into play tapped unless a Tor-Zygoth or another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana has already come into play under your control this game or you pay 2 life as it comes into play.

Tap: Add B to your mana pool.

3B, tap: Target creature loses -1/-1 until end of turn. You lose 2 life unless you pay 1. Return Tor-Zygoth to owner's hand unless you discard one card or pay 2.

Ikrosh Attapa

Legendary Land

Comes into play tapped unless an Ikrosh Attapa or another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana has already come into play under your control this game or you pay 2 life as it comes into play.

Tap: Add R to your mana pool.

2R, tap: Return target creature an opponent controls to owner's hand. Opponent may draw a card unless it was a token. Return Ikrosh Attapa to owner's hand unless you discard one card or pay 2.

Willayaiwa

Legendary Land

Comes into play tapped unless a Willayaiwa or another land with an activated ability that doesn't produce mana has already come into play under your control this game or you pay 2 life as it comes into play.

Tap: Add G to your mana pool.

3G, tap: Put two 1/1 green Saproling tokens into play. Return Willayaiwa to owner's hand unless you discard one card or pay 2.

Gleaming Fountain

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool, or sacrifice Gleaming Fountain to gain 5 life.

World's Heart

Legendary Land

Comes into play tapped unless you control a basic land.

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

During your upkeep, if you control twelve or more lands, and have seven or more cards in hand, you win game unless opponent pays 5 or removes the top seven cards of their library from the game and removes five cards in hand and/or permanents in play from the game. If opponent does prevent the win, you draw two cards, remove World's Heart and four other lands you control from the game and this counters same effect of any other World's Heart, no matter who controls it, for the rest of the game.

3, tap: Sacrifice World's Heart to search your library for two plains, island, swamp, mountain, and/or forest cards and put them into play tapped.

During your upkeep, you may remove two cards in your hand from game to put World's Heart into play tapped from your graveyard.

World's Zenith

Legendary Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

You cannot draw more than two total cards each turn except with World's Zenith's effect.

During your end phase, when you have ten or less life, you gain 3 life and draw up to two cards, and put World's Zenith on the bottom of your library, then look at the top seven cards of your library and put them back in any order.

2, tap: Put World's Zenith on top of your library to gain 3 life.

Tap: Untap target attacking creature and remove it from combat. Creature neither deals nor receives any combat damage this turn. Unless you pay 2, put World's Zenith on top of owner's library, or sacrifice it, or sacrifice two other lands.

During any upkeep, you may remove a card in hand from the game to bring back World's Zenith from your graveyard to play.

World's Nadir

Legendary Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

When opponent has exactly one life, he or she loses game.

2, tap: Sacrifice a land to have target opponent lose 1 life or put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

World's Edge

Legendary Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

During your upkeep, when you have double or more of your starting life total, you win game unless opponent removes two cards in hand and two permanents from the game and skips one turn to remove World's Edge from game. If opponent does prevent the win, counter same effect of any World's Edge for the rest of the game, no matter who controls it.

1, tap: Sacrifice two lands to destroy target creature. Opponent draws one card.

3, tap: Sacrifice a land to gain 3 life.

Workshop of the Banished

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Tap: Add two colorless mana to your mana pool. You lose 3 life or have opponent gain 5 life.

4, tap: Sacrifice three non-token permanents to draw one card.

Craft-Secret Archive

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

1, tap: Opponent reveals hand.

2, tap: Put a 1/1 Librarian artifact token into play. Return Archive to owner's hand, and the next land you play comes into play tapped.

0: Sacrifice three Librarian tokens to draw one card.

Mist-Vein Mine

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

2, tap: Sacrifice Mist-Vein Mine to destroy target land. Controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

3, tap: Sacrifice Mist-Vein Mine to draw two cards. Choose to lose 2 life or have opponent gain 5 life.

Citadel of Sand-Raiders

Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

3, tap: Sacrifice Citadel of Sand-Raiders to put two 1/1 colorless Sand-Raider token into play.

During your upkeep, you may pay 3 life and skip your draw phase of this turn to return Citadel of Sand-Raiders from your graveyard to play tapped.

Gargoyle of Punishment

2

Artifact

Gargoyle comes into play tapped.

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

1, tap, sacrifice Gargoyle: Search your library for a basic land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You may reveal your library while choicelast doing so, and if it doesn't have any and also has twenty or fewer cards in it, draw a card. Activate as a sorcery.

Players cannot untap more than three non-basic lands during untap step.

5: Gargoyle becomes a 3/2 flying creature that causes blocked or blocked by to become tapped at end of turn and not untap next controller's untap phase until end of turn that is still an artifact. This ability costs 1 less to activate for each point of life you pay or 2 points of life you have opponent gain, but you cannot reduce more than 2 of its cost in this way.

Vial of the Elements

2

Artifact

Vial costs 2 less to cast if you reveal a basic land card or a card with total casting cost 3 in your hand as you do so.

2, tap: Sacrifice Vial of the Elements to do 2 damage to one target, plus 1 additional damage if there are three or more basic land types among lands you control, and a further optional 1 more for all five that does 3 to you also. This ability costs 1 less to activate if you've cast fewer than three spells this game.

Sphere of the Elements

2

Artifact

While there are two or more colors among permanents you control, you gain a Treasure whenever you cast your first spell each turn.

2, tap: Search your library for one basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Ziggurat of the Elements

2

Artifact

2, tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature unless it has two or more such counters on it. This ability costs 2 more to target a creature that already has a +1/+1 counter on it.

2: Sacrifice a land to have target creature gain protection from a color the land could have produced or a creature you control is until end of turn and draw a card. Use this ability only once each turn.

Cloak of the Elements

3

Artifact

2, tap: Target creature gains +2/+1 or +1/+2 and gains basic landwalk ability of your choice and either flying ability or ability to block creatures with flying until end of turn. The next creature you cast of that creature's color comes into play with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. This ability costs 2 more unless you activate it as a sorcery.

2: Sacrifice two lands to put a 4/3 or 3/4 Elemental token that is the color of your choice into play.

Celestial Fortress

3WW

Enchant World

Creatures with flying can't attack unless controller pays 5 for each attacker.

Creatures without flying can't attack unless controller pays 3 for each attacker.

0: Sacrifice Celestial Fortress to put a either a 3/4 or 4/3 white Angel token with flying into play or put four -4/-0 counters on target creature and gain 1 life.

Celestial Observatory

3UU

Enchant World

During your upkeep, if you have four or fewer cards in hand, you draw one card. Otherwise, look at the top five cards of your library and put them back in any order.

0: Sacrifice Celestial Observatory to draw two cards, or to untap up to two permanents.

Infernal Chain-Works

2BB

Enchant World

All creatures lose -1/-1.

0: Sacrifice Infernal Chain-Works to have target creature lose -4/-4 until end of turn.

Infernal Forge-Works

2RR

Enchant World

During each player's upkeep, Infernal Forge-Works deals 2 damage to him or her.

Players cannot gain life unless they pay an additional 1 for each point of life they want to gain.

0: Sacrifice Infernal Forge-Works to look at the top three cards of your library, then you may put them back on top in any order, or put them all on the bottom in any order, then reveal the top two cards of your library. Put both of them into your hand and suffer damage equal to total combined casting cost of the cards.

Celestial Life-Web

2GG

Enchant World

When Celestial Life-Web comes into play, you untap up to two lands.

During your upkeep, you may pay XG and put X 1/1 colorless Spirit tokens into play. Spend no more than 2 on X. If you don't pay any mana, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order or shuffle your library.

0: Sacrifice Celestial Life-Web to draw two cards.

World Nexus

WUBRG

Enchant World

You may pay four mana of any type as well as three mana all of different colors as another way of casting World Nexus.

During your upkeep, search your library for one card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

0: Tap three untapped permanents you control to add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

World Gyre

WUBRG

Enchant World

You may pay four mana of any type as well as three mana all of different colors as another way of casting World Gyre.

Players may play any amount of lands on any of their turns.

During your upkeep, you may destroy target permanent. Permanent's controller draws one card.

Dragonlord Rygha

2BGW

Summon Dragon Legend

Flying

Protection from blue and from red as long as Rygha isn't colorless.

XGBW, tap: Search your library for a green, black, or white non-Dragon creature with total casting cost X or less and put it into play, then shuffle your library. Put a quest counter on Rygha. Use this ability only if there are no quest counters on Rygha.

BGW: Sacrifice another green, black, or white creature to regenerate Rygha.

3: Rygha becomes colorless until end of turn. Any player may play this ability.

5/4

Dragonlord Hukamat 2WRG Summon Dragon Legend 5/4

Dragonlord Yegazom 3BRG 5/5

Dragonlord Agahati 3WUB

Dragonlord Zawgno 3BUR

Dragonlord Wornok 3URG

Dragonlord Mirathi 3UWG

Dragonlord Unashoi 2UGB

Dragonlord Gunnhair 2URW

Dragonlord Zhadjitaga

4RBW

Summon Dragon Legend

Flying

Zhadjitaga cannot be countered unless controller of the counter pays 4 more.

Protection from blue, green, and white as long as Zhadjitaga isn't colorless.

XRBW, tap: Search your library for a red, black, or white non-Dragon creature with total casting cost X or less and put it into play, then shuffle your library. Put a quest counter on Zhadjitaga. Use this ability only if there are no quest counters on Zhadjitaga.

RBW: Sacrifice another red, black, or white creature to regenerate Zhadjitaga.

3: Zhadjitaga becomes colorless and gains first strike until end of turn. Any player may play this ability.

7/5

Dragonlord Vidmarghalion

4UBRG

Summon Dragon Legend

Flying, trample

Protection from artifacts, enchantments, green, and creatures with flying.

Can block two creatures each combat.

3: +2/+0 until end of turn.

During your upkeep, you may pay UBRG to create a 2/1 flying blue and red Drake with 1: +1/+0 until end of turn and a 1/3 black and green Spider that can block flying creatures.

When Vidmarghalion dies or is removed from the game from play, you may pay UBRG to either shuffle him into your library or put him on the bottom of it instead.

7/7

Pure old school original experience. You know what this drama needs, is just TWO more of those. And make them good. Or you're dead.

King Ancylas

1WGU

Summon Legend

King Ancylas gains +0/+4 while blocking.

WGU, tap: Taps target creature.

1WGU: Discard one card to tap all other creatures all players control. Any creatures with power 5 or greater tapped this way don't untap during controller's next untap phase.

2: Untaps target creature.

4WGU: Put King Ancylas on the bottom of your library from play or the graveyard to put three 1/1 white Soldier tokens into play.

5/3

Crystal Monolith

3

Artifact

Crystal Monolith comes into play tapped with a charge counter on it.

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

Tap: Remove a charge counter from Crystal Monolith to add three mana of any color to your mana pool.

3, tap: Put a charge counter on Crystal Monolith. It does not untap during your next untap phase.

World's Seed

Legendary Land

Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool.

When you control ten or more creatures, each player searches their library for ten cards, removes the rest from the game, and reshuffles their library, and you remove World's Seed from the game and counter any same effect of World's Seed for the rest of the game, no matter who controls it.

1, tap: Put a 1/1 colorless Seed-Spirit creature token into play tapped. World's Seed does not untap during your next untap step.

0: Sacrifice a Seed-Spirit token to add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

Shining Dawn

1W

Instant

Search your library for a white card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it. If you control three or more white permanents, you gain 3 life. If you sacrificed a Treasure to cast this, create a Treasure and gain 1 life.

Sky's Dawn

1U

Instant

Search your library for a blue card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it. If you control three or more blue permanents, you gain 3 life. If you sacrificed a Treasure to cast this, create a Treasure.

Twilight Moon

1B

Instant

Search your library for a black card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it. If you control three or more black permanents, you gain 3 life. If you sacrificed a Treasure to cast this, create a Treasure.

Crack of Dawn

1R

Instant

Search your library for a red card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it. If you control three or more red permanents, you gain 3 life. If you sacrificed a Treasure to cast this, create a Treasure.

Dew of Dawn

1G

Instant

Search your library for a green card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it. If you control three or more green permanents, you gain 3 life. If you sacrificed a Treasure to cast this, create a Treasure and gain 1 life.

Augury Armillerus

2

Artifact

2, tap: Search your library for an artifact card or a land card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library and put that card back on top of it. If you searched for a land card, add two mana of any color or combination of colors. You may pay 1 life. If you pay the life, draw one card and sacrifice Armillerus. If you searched for an artifact, sacrifice Armillerus and another permanent, even if you already sacrificed Armilerrus.

Gem of the Ancients

2

Artifact

When Gem of the Ancients comes into play, you may name the next four non-creature spells you will cast and in what sequence but are not bound/forced to do so. When you cast the fourth, draw a card.

Tap: Target creature gains +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate as a sorcery.

XX1, tap: Sacrifice Gem to search your library for one land card and X basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.

5: Sacrifice Gem to destroy target artifact or enchantment and gain two Treasures.

2: Discard two cards to put Gem of the Ancients on top of your library from graveyard.

Ancient Dragon-Spine

7

Artifact

Ancient Dragon-Spine costs 2 less to cast and cannot be countered if you discard one card as an additional cost to cast it.

When Ancient Dragon-Spine comes into play, destroy target permanent and make a 4/1 colorless Skeleton that makes all creatures lose flying while it is play. If destroyed permanent cost zero or 4 or more, controller looks at top seven cards of their library and puts them back in any order.

3: Sacrifice Ancient Dragon-Spine and lose 4 life to give target creature +3/+3 and first strike until end of turn.

7: Return Ancient Dragon-Spine from your graveyard to your hand and remove the top seven cards of your library from the game.

Righteous Boon

1W

Sorcery

Draw two cards, then put one card in your hand on the bottom of your library. Gain 2 life.

Exhaustive Boon

1U

Sorcery

Taps target permanent and target opponent skips next untap phase. You may also skip your next untap phase, and if you do, you draw one card and gain a Treasure.

Despoiler's Boon

1B

Instant

Puts two -1/-1 counters on target creature. Lose 1 life. You may choose to lose 7 more life. If you do, you draw one card.

Battle-Rage Boon

1R

Instant

Choose to have creatures you control gain +2/+0 until end of turn, or to tap two target creatures and have each player suffer 2 damage, or to deal 3 damage to target creature and its controller gains a Treasure unless you have Boon deal 4 damage to you.

Cultivator's Boon

2G

Sorcery

Cultivator's Boon costs 1 less if it's the first spell you cast this game.

Choose to search your library for a plains, island, forest, mountain, or forest card and put it into play tapped, then shuffle your library, or return a card from your graveyard to hand.

Yunash Dreznek

2RWB

Summon Legend

Trample, first strike

4RWB: Sacrifice Yunash to have each player sacrifice two creatures, and to destroy two target lands. Opponent may play lands from graveyard for the rest of game, but suffers 4 damage for doing so each time. No player may use this ability of any Yunash Dreznek for the rest of the game, including you.

5/4

Senzath Byga

1WGR

Summon Legend

Trample

Senzath does not tap to attack.

WGR: Senzath gains +2/+0 until end of turn.

0: Remove a card in your hand from the game to tap or untap target creature. If you use this ability for the third time this turn, draw one card.

4/6

Opla-Kytana

2RGU

Summon Legend

When Opla-Kytana comes into play, you may draw one card and suffer 2 damage.

RGU, tap: Sacrifice Opla-Kytana to have target opponent discard two cards and he or she suffers 3 damage.

1RGU: Regenerates, and you remove the top three cards of your library from the game. You may put one of those cards on the bottom of your library, but only immediately.

4/5

Burra-Vumoth

3UGB

Summon Legend

During your upkeep, you may discard two cards. If you do, tap three target creatures and put three +1/+1 counters divided how you choose on any creatures.

When Burra-Vumoth comes into play, target creature loses -2/-2 until end of turn, and if it had to be Burra-Vumoth, you destroy target land.

6/5

Gahn Zerwat

3RWU

Summmon Legend

Cannot be the target of spell or effects unless controller pays an additional 2.

1RWU: Taps target permanent.

4: Gain 1 life.

4/7

Hunta-Rumo

1RGB

Summon Legend

Rampage 1

2: Sacrifice Hunta-Rumo to draw one card.

3RGB: Regenerates, and you suffer 7 damage.

When Hunta-Rumo is put into a graveyard from play, you may pay RGB and remove him from the game to draw one card.

4/3

Wei Uniba'ithze

3WUB

Summon Legend

During your upkeep, if you control nine or more lands, gain 2 life.

0: Sacrifice Wei Uniba'ithze to have each player draw two cards and you gain 5 life.

Opponent cannot attack except with two or fewer creatures.

5/7

Tuthti Kalliga

2URB

Summon Legend

Tuthti Kalliga can attack and {T} the turn it comes into play on your side.

Does not tap to attack.

Tap: Taps target creature and you suffer 7 damage.

5/4

Joarva Bel'kry

2BGW

Summon Legend

When Joarva Bel'kry comes into play, you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you do, you lose 1 life. If you don't, you gain 3 life.

XXBGW: Remove three times X cards from the top of your library from the game. If you do, target opponent loses X life and you gain X life.

When Joarva Bel'Kry is put into a graveyard from play, remove it from the game, and you may pay BGW to draw one card.

5/4

2c

Bulmai, the Hidden Path

2WG

Summon Legend

Banding

Bulmai, the Hidden Path is unblockable if you control no other creatures.

WG: Remove three cards in your graveyard from the game to put a 1/1 colorless Spirit token into play, or to put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

4/3

Genzis, the War Master

3WR

Summon Legend

First strike, banding

Cannot be the target of spells or effects unless controller pays an additional 3.

0: Sacrifice Genzis, or five lands, to have all your creatures gain first strike until end of turn, and one creature you control gains +2/+0 until end of turn.

5/3

Fulraya, the Witherer

3WB

Summon Legend

Tap: Draw a card, then remove a card in your hand from the game.

XWB: Discard three cards to do X damage to target creature or player and gain X life. Damage to creatures is done in the form of -1/-1 counters.

1WB: Regenerates.

4/3

Olbatav, the Desecrator

2BR

Summon Legend

Trample

0: Discard a card and pay 1 life to give Olbatav +1/+1 until end of turn. If you use this ability for the third time this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Olbatav at end of turn.

4/3

Towtana, the Blight

2BG

Summon Legend

When Towtana, the Blight comes into play, you may look at the top five cards of your library and put any of them into your graveyard and any back on top in any order. For each you put into your graveyard, you lose 1 life.

1BG, tap: Target creature loses -1/-1 until end of turn.

3/5

Vinmutha, the Imperious

2BU

Summon Legend

Prevent all non-combat damage that would be dealt to Vinmutha, the Imperious.

2, tap: Reveal the top card of your library. You may put it into your hand and lose life equal to its total casting cost.

5/3

Humhildi, the Wanderer

3UG

Summon Legend

Banding

0: Tap three other creatures you control, all with different converted casting costs other than zero, to make Humhildi unblockable until end of turn.

When Humhildi deals combat damage to a player, you draw one card.

4/3

Jalendyin, the Crazed

2UR

Summon Legend

Jalendyin, the Crazed is unblockable unless opponent sacrifices a land at beginning of combat or controls five or more lands and pays 1 life at beginning of combat.

When Jalendyin deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice him to discard your hand, then draw three cards. If you do, you suffer 3 damage.

4/3

Wutmaka, the Endless

2GR

Summon Legend

Trample

Wutmaka, the Endless can attack the turn it comes into play on your side.

0: Discard a card to give Wutmaka first strike and +1/+0 until end of turn.

X3GR: Another target creature gains +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate as a sorcery.

5RG: Return Wutmaka from your graveyard to your hand. Use this ability only during your upkeep.

4/1

Yoma, the Undisputed

4WU

Summon Legend

Cannot be the target of spells or effects unless controller pays 7 more.

2, tap: Tap two target lands.

4WU, tap: Draw one card.

4/5

Royal Dispatch

1WW

Instant

Buries target attacking or blocking creature and puts a 2/1 white Knight token into play.

Domination

1UU

Instant

Untaps target permanent and gains control of it until end of turn. Any creature you take can attack this turn. Also taps any other target permanent. At end of turn you gain control of it permanently if the total casting cost of non-lands you control including that permanent exceeds opponent's by seven or more.

Drag to the Nadir

1BB

Instant

Target creature loses -4/-3 until end of turn. You may lose an additional 3 life and sacrifice two creatures to gain control of that creature permanently for as long as you do not have any further creatures come into play under your control.

Flame of Sentience

2RR

Instant

Flame of Sentience deals 4 damage to one target and 3 damage to its controller if it was a creature; or if it is not an opponent's draw phase you may look at target opponent's hand, choose a non-land card in it and that player discards it and you suffer 4 damage.

Scarring Sand-Winds

2GG

Instant

Deals 4 damage to one target and 2 damage to you; or you tap up to three permanents and put two 1/1 colorless Sand-Raider tokens into play.

Gauntlet of the Pan-Zealous

5

Artifact

All your creatures gain +1/+1 and lands produce one extra mana of any color when tapped for mana, whatever they tapped for initially.

3: Create a Treasure. Only any opponent may use this ability.

Orb of Senescence

2

Artifact

3, tap: Taps target artifact, creature, or land. You may remove two cards in hand from the game. If you do, that permanent's controller skips next untap phase.

Orb of Vigor

2

Artifact

When Orb of Vigor comes into play, draw one card.

Whenever a player casts a spell that costs mana, he or she pay pay 2 to draw one card. Any opponent that uses this, unless he or she pays 1, causes you to look at the top two cards of your library and put any of them back or on the bottom of your library.

Orb of Transience

2

Artifact

3, tap: Tap two untapped creatures you control to return target permanent to owner's hand. If controlled by opponent, they gain a Treasure unless you pay 2.

Orb of Transfiguration

2

Artifact

5: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Until end of turn, immediately remove from the game any creature that blocks or becomes blocked by it.

3: Remove a creature you control from the game to search your library for any creature, put it into play, then shuffle your library.

Blood Crusader RR Summon Knight First strike When Blood Crusader comes into play, opponent can't block unless he or she pays 1 life for each blocking creature this turn at beginning of combat. 2/2

Sabertooth Lizard 3R Summon Lizard You may cast Sabertooth Lizard for 1 less. If you do, you sacrifice one land and draw one card. R: First strike EOT R: Sabertooth Lizard gains +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate once. 1R: Unrestricted +1/+0. 3/3

Blood-Toll Vigor R Instant Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn. Blood-Toll Vigor deals 1 damage to you unless you pay 1 or attacked with a creature this turn.

Indignant Angel 4WW Summon Angel Flying Tap: Tap target creature. During this turn or your next turn, you cannot attack. 5WW: Until end of turn, Indignant Angel does not tap to attack and cannot be blocked except by three or more creatures. 5WW: Indignant Angel gains first strike and exiling-deathtouch until end of turn. 4/7

Soulstone 2 Artifact At the end of your turn, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, you gain 2 life unless an opponent pays 5. If you have exactly four, gain 1 life. 3, tap: Tap or untap target creature.

Elixir of the Ancients 4 Artifact 0: Sacrifice a land to gain 2 life. 3: Sacrifice Elixir of the Ancients to gain 7 life. 4, tap: Shuffle Elixir of the Ancients and your graveyard into your library. You gain 5 life. 4: Remove the top seven cards of your library from the game to return Elixir of the Ancients from your graveyard to your hand.

Enduring Renewal for 3WW with written out convoke where discarded new creatures give you same 2/1 Knights

Evangelize w/o buyback 2WW where you narrow it down to a choice of three

Bribery Cost: 2UU Opponent draws two cards once that creature attacks them.

Cabal Ritual w/o Threshold and opponent loses 2 life Acc: Pay B and pay 5 life (R)

Yawgmoth's Will Cost: 3BB Cast no more than seven more spells this turn after this resolves unless you pay 2 more for each of them.

Oversold Cemetery

Living Death Cost: 3BB maximum of four creatures returned each, all still die first. Until end of turn, other players have X: Return CMC X creature to play from yard and opponent gains 3 life.

Necrologia 2BB Not end-step Up to five cards

Attunement 1G As only discard 3. As respondable 0-activation on resolution. Activate only once each turn. (Casting again resets this effect/limitation.)G: Sack to draw.

Slice and Dice 2RR instant two -1/-1 counters, two standard damage w/o cycling

Mirari w/ copy non-token non-legendary creatures Costs 4 to copy Cost: 4; also Legendary; concept push. Discard another Mirari-X grandeur ability: Draw next upkeep. Your legendary spells cost 1 less to cast.

Cudgel Troll regen: 3GG, sack a land, Trample, can't be blocked by creatures with power 1 or less, can't be the target of colorless activated abilities.

Twinblade Slasher written out

Rainbow Efreet UU: To hand

Wash Out any TWO colors or all artifacts, opponent discards one card Cost: 2UU

Cursed Scroll Cost: 3 You get two Treasures on etb. (Version #3 cool.) Use: 4

Nonlegendary Original Karn A.C. Cost: 5 no pacifist ability p/t 5/3 Regen: 5 or Discard two cards. Use ability: 2.

Goldspinner's Web 2 Tsabo's Web downgraded to tax of 2 (presumably the effect that good as exact mirror) slowtrip, you also lay of the land immediately but if you do, lands you play etbt this turn. 3: Destroy, only not-you, you may pay 2 to draw.

Depth-Flame Augury

2RR

Sorcery

You lose half your life, rounded up. Until end of turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. Until end of turn, opponent may not cast spells or use abilities, and you may play cards from his or her graveyard. Cards put to opponent's graveyard are exiled this turn instead. Draw three cards.

Make 4 1/1 white flying Spirits, two of them tapped and don't untap during next untap phase. Sorcery Cost: 2WW

Malach of the Dawn Ability: 7WWW, tap: Bring back any creature or enchantment from your yard to play. Sorcery speed. Cost to use regen: 1WWW

Sigil of the New Dawn

Secure the Wastes Cost: XWW

...

Soul Warden with tap: gain 1 Flickering Spirit with +1/+2 if you control two or more other creatures Avenging Angel with +2/+0 if it's the only creature you control Saltblast for that CAN hit white but you take 4 and costs 1 less if it's targeting a tapped permanent. Opponent skips next draw phase. Sunlance CAN hit white, but you take 3 Ivory Mask 3WW, also gain 4 Peacekeeper Armistice/Noble Purpose.combined Spiritual Focus with gain two Treasures on ETB dropped to 1 life Death or Glory 3W Reviving Dose 1W Phantom Flock Alabaster Dragon -1<> with2treasuresETB Enlightened Tutor Karmic Justice

Archaeomancer +0/+1 Omniscience with cannot cast more than four spells each turn, -2 CMC Future Sight Time Warp/Gain control of target creature with CMC 3 or less, and tap it and it doesn't untap next or less that cannot be cast without paying its mana cost March of the Machines 4UU Dismal Failure Trade Routes War Tax with one treasure Sliptide Serpent -1CMC,-1toughness Distorting Wake Repulse 1U Sunken Hope -1<> with 3UU: Bounce target artifact or enchantment and ETB tutor a basic island to hand Repel that can hit lands. Curiosity Arcane Denial

Buried Alive 1B Morality Shift with gives you five Treasures and opponent loses 5 life Pit Keeper Smallpox Tendrils of Corruption Exsanguinate where each other color used for it gives you a Treasure Doomsday Imp's Mischief/one -1/-1 counter. Treacherous Urge 3B Essence Drain for 3B Famine Extortion/Soul Feast/Pox with additional cost/benefit of mill yourself for 8 then opponent gimps your draw by fatesealing your yard on Pox side;2BB Forced March Haunted Crossroads -1<>, up to two per activation. Coffin Puppets +1/+0 Recover 1B Stalking Bloodsucker with 5BB: Put on top of library from graveyard, if you do, opponent may also put one of theirs second from the top Organ Grinder 1B, instant, destroy target creature, you either lose 2 life or get fatesealed for 3.

Jokulhaups with opponents get to optionally PlowUnder themselves Charmbreaker Devils with can cost 1 less for sacrifice one land and draw one card 3/4 with written out wither of +2/+0 -1<> as optional, with non-random opponent exiles any yardcard after you pick one up, and as part of the same trigger, the next you cast is exiled instead. Rite of Flame Pyretic Ritual/2 damage to creature; Ritual-mode only if you control three or fewer lands. Seething Song/3 damage to creature; Ritual-mode only if you control four or fewer lands. Pandemonium Fatal Frenzy 1R Needlepeak Spider with +0/+5 if you control seven or more lands Prodigal Pyromancer 1/3 with cinder elemental ability Storm Entity Volcanic Dragon 4/3 -1<> with2treasuresETB haste only if it's the only creature you control. War Cadence with one treasure Fault Riders 3/2 Lesser Gargadon of only attack-sack with 2: sack to draw Panic Attack 1R slowtrip Scoria Cat +0/+1 Bloodfire Colossus Carbonize 1R you take 2 unless you pay 2 Fireslinger of take 2 the first time you activate with 3R, tap: Make a 1/1 red Elemental and take 2. Wildfire Emissary with +1/+0

Essence Warden with tap, tap 2 other, addG. Keen Sense of draw OR recovery seed Fauna Shaman with tap two other creatures you control: untap this Overgrowth with when this leaves play, draw two Heartbeat of Spring 3G Cultivate 3G that costs 1 less if you control two or more creatures Argothian Elder - 2/4 Fecundity Aluren Recycle Phantom Wurm Strength in Numbers Overrun Rites of Flourishing Foster Rhox Mungha Wurm of twolandsforself with when it deals combat damage, gain a recovery seed(see latercards) Pygmy Razorback with gets +2/+0 if you control another creature with power 4 or greater Spore Frog Kavu Climber exact Rooting Kavu Lay of the Land with scry 2 after written out and written out kicker 2 of a recovery seed. Elvish Visionary 1/2 slowtrip with tap for G, then sack at end of turn unless you doublespelled Bearscape Holistic Wisdom Nantuko Disciple 3/3 3G to use ability Refresh 1G slowtrip or recovery seed (see latercards) Explore as draw two discard 1 fast-trip

Evolving Wilds with gain 1 on resolution if that gives you 4+domain Quicksand that can hit flyers and blockers as 1, tap and has 3, tap, sac: rampantgrowthANY; Moon-Web Pathway 3-color taplands

Pacifism with 3: sacrifice this: draw Mistmoon Griffin +1/+0 w/o graveorder.any Hidden Retreat Angelic Blessing 1W Charging Paladin 1W Peace of Mind with 5WW: Draw Reconnaissance Shackles 1W Redeem/Impose Winter Orb until your next two turns are over Sanctum Custodian Expendable Troops Purify/Ruination.modal-2WW Sustainer of the Realm Gustcloak Savior -1<>, WW: Put bottom of library from graveyard for two 1/1 Soldiers; Ancylite Gustcloak Hand of Justice Icatian Javelineers with you take 2 upon ability

Ancestral Memories with mill four opponent, -1<> with you get two Treasures Bazaar of Wonders -1<> with 5UU: Draw, and this ability works from the graveyard but gives one opponent two Treasures if you do. Dissipate Memory Lapse Undo Merfolk Traders Noble Benefactor 2/3 of unless you pay 2 to declineboth Scroll Thief Paradigm Shift/Mana Severance.combined Evacuation Equilibrium Confiscate Coral Merfolk with can't be blocked except by three or more creatures if you control five or more lands Blizzard Elemental that costs 2 less if you have seven or more cards in hand Blatant Thievery with can't be countered if you control five or more creatures

Ashen Powder Catacomb Dragon -1<> with2treasuresETB Forbidden Crypt without loss condition Forsaken Wastes 1B as just enchantment-universaldrain without overlapping vortex ability, pay 3BB and sack it to impose "emblem" of that effect. Harbinger of Night 1BB Skulking Ghost of unless you pay 2 life Stupor BB Necrosavant Bone Dancer Haunting Misery Hidden Horror Infernal Tribute that also gives a Treasure and has sack two Treasures: Tutor, and where sack itself is draw-3 Death Denied (non-arcane) Strands of Night Blood Pet Coffin Queen Fevered Convulsions Gravedigger 3/2 Screeching Harpy 3/2 Bottomless Pit Foul Imp of sack him on ETB instead to draw 2 discard 1 Grave Pact Mortuary Revenant Serpent Warrior of 2 life unless you pay 2 Blood Vassal Ravenous Skirge Screeching Buzzard Silent Specter for 3BB 3 toughness no morph 1 card Initiates of the Ebon Hand as all players have filter for all types but opponents can only use twice per turn.

Crimson Hellkite -1/-1, -2CMC XXRR X+1/3 flying dragon +1/+0 counters with protection from colorless Viashino Sandstalker with when leaves play, may pay RR to dome for 2 to each Fervor with when it ETBs, look at the top five cards and put them back in any order, and also opponents(not fatesealthough). Better-LavaHounds.of unless you give them a Treasure Thundermare of only not-yours Deadshot/Hand to Hand other than its own ability of 2R: Target creature +2/+1 EOT for 3R/Invasion Plans each with two Treasures Anarchist/Scrivener 3R Ogre Shaman 3/4 plus Cinder Elemental ability Raging Goblin Bedlam with you gain two Treasures on ETB Thundering Giant Bloodshot Cyclops 4R Wild Colos with +1/+0 for each two other attacking creatures Aggravated Assault Gratuitous Violence Insurrection Flametongue Kavu may ability that grants a Treasure to creature's controller

Canopy Dragon -1<> with2treasuresETB Early Harvest-alllandsnotjustbasic of if it's your third or fourth turn, rampant growth-untapped Sylvan Yeti with 3GG, tap, Library of Alexandria @ five or more ability Seeds of Innocence Natural Order @ cost of TWO creatures nongreen inclusive- XX spell single G. If this is countered, you draw two cards. If you sacrificed only green creatures to cast this, you may put it onto the bottom of your library, then put the top four cards of your library onto the bottom of your library in a random order. Summer Bloom of if it's your second turn, gain a recovery seed and overall option to instead just greenritual for GGG if you want (seed is enchantment token of 5, sac: regrowth) Call of the Wild for GG Nature's Resurgence for GG Striped Bears exact Natural Spring slowtrip or gain a recovery seed Rootwalla 1G Scragnoth Seeker of Skybreak with 3GG: Untap all permanents you control, activate once each turn. Trained Armodon of +0/+1 if you control two or more Forests, comes into play tapped unless opponent has more creatures or cards in hand, or any player has no cards in hand or you have a recovery seed; gets +2/+0 also if you do. Carnassid +2/+0 with when it dies gain two recovery seeds Mulch with if you hit two or more nonlands, gain a recovery seed Reclaim/Sprout with gain a recovery seed Wood Elves 3G 3/1 Elvish Lyrist with if it was one of your own, you gain 5 life Marker Beetles Plow Under Thorn Elemental Biorhythm Centaur Glade Gigapede Non-snowy 2/4 Ohran Viper 2GG, does not untap during your untap step unless you pay GG, opponent has more creatures, you have one or fewer cards in hand, or you have a recovery seed. Naturalize 1GG Symbiotic Beast Caller of the Claw 2GG 3/2, makes 2/1 insects Nature's Claim

Serrated Biskelion Null Brooch Endoskeleton with you gain 2 life Zelyon Sword with one treasure. Phantom Armory colorless 7 with written out double-rate nerf-convoke for a 0/1 4-phantom that has 4, tap: Target creature +1/+1 EOT and 7: Target creature flying EOT.

Glowrider Leonin Skyhunter Emissary of Hope Pteron Ghost with +1/+0 if you control two or fewer creatures Purge/Reprisal. Ritual of Restoration with if you control seven or more lands, fasttrip Soulscour 4WWW that hits 2 or less artifacts also (doesn't disinclude them from destruction.) with opponent gets to optionally PlowUnder themselves for 4 any-permanents. Reverse the Sands (exact)2WW Presence of the Wise WW Blazing Archon -2 CMC, changed to tax of 2 and if they do, you can pay 1 to gain 1 for each. Ghosts of the Innocent -1<> with full-uncounterable and 3WW: Draw two each other player draw 1. Celestial Ancient 4/3 Windbrisk Raptor Lapse of Certainty Kor Cartographer 2W Kor Hookmaster 1W Shepherd of the Lost Archangel's Light 5WW, create two 1/1 white Spirits with flying.

Deflection/Remove Soul+Annul@cost#1 with ACC-pitchblue and pay 1 life but only available on counterspell mode. Wayward Soul -1tocast-1P/T Last Word 1UU Thoughtbind that can memory lapse CMC 5+, but they can "gust" it. Sway of the Stars -2CMC that sets you asymmetrically to only 5 and them to 8. Twincast 1UU plus draw a card if the card has total casting cost 2 or less Belltower Sphinx -1CMC Cerulean Sphinx Convolute with you draw if they pay Mnemonic Nexus with written out kicker 3 draw two Telling Time of look at 4 cards, two go on the bottom. Forced Fruition -1<> Caller of Gales Paralyzing Grasp -1<> Dungeon Geists cost: 3UU 3/4 Mist Raven 3UU 3/2 Divination where opponent scrys 1 unless you paid double blue Stitched Mangler ETBT, may ability, not a zombie, lose 1 life; opponent scrys 1 unless you paid double blue. Martyr of Frost Spiketail Hatchling Welkin Tern of tax-2 block ground

Slith Bloodletter Emissary of Despair Grimclaw Bats with +1/+0 if it's the only creature you control. Scrounge 1B Blind Creeper 3/4 Night's Whisper Bile Urchin of 2 life Puppeteer Clique 4BB 4/3 no persist, targetself also, cmc 5 or less Fleshbag Marauder Vampire Nighthawk 1 toughness, track life gain with counter for one use, 1B, tap, remove counter: Drain 1 life; roguelike. Gloomhunter Skinrender 4BB 4/4 may ability Mortis Dogs 2/3 Pith Driller not artifact 3BB 3/4 Abbatoir Ghoul -1<> Asphodel Wanderer Blood-Toll Harpy Champion of Stray Souls

Sudden Impact, also opponent skip next draw. Slith Firewalker Iron-Barb Hellion -1<> Blood Rites with you gain three Treasures on ETB Ashen Monstrosity with 5RR: Put on top of libary from graveyard and take 4 damage. Frostling with 2R frostling for 2 added, use only if opponent damaged this turn. Goblin Cohort of also pay 2R Captive Flame Inner Fire with fasttrip Rally the Horde -1<> Mindmoil -1<> Stalking Vengeance Knollspine Dragon Hissing Iguanar Heat Ray that adds 2 to creature's controller Pitchburn Devils 4/3 Moonveil Dragon with 1R: 1 to player, second activation get a treasure (this one) Act of Treason with you gain it permanently if you attacked with five or more creatures this turn and pay 2 at end step. Goblin Grenade as any creature, deals 5 damage to you also if it was not a red creature with total casting cost 3 or less.

Fallow Earth plus TimeEbbMiniReprisal3power plus gain control of target artifact that costs 1 or less. Restock of 3 cards Collective Unconscious 2GG Blossoming Wreath slowtrip Battlegrowth with written out Replicate 2G(chainstyle) Viridian Acolyte with 3G tap target creature they gain 1 Viridian Zealot All Suns' Dawn Channel the Suns / Gain control of target enchantment. Commune with Nature for 7 cards plus get a Treasure if you control three or more creatures Glimpse of Nature Child of Thorns of +2/+2 Enshrined Memories with gain a recovery seed Primordial Sage 3GG exact fast 5/4, opponent gets for doublecreaturespelling (not repetitively) Heal the Scars 1G Nettle Sentinel of unless you have two or more Forests Beast Within, if one of your permanents, get two 3/1 Elf Warriors instead. Wildwood Rebirth you gain 4 life instant Courser of Kruphix cost 2GG non-enchantment, costs 1 less if you have a recovery seed or have five or more cards in hand Leaf Gilder with universal tap-three for GGG. Eladamri Lord of Leaves with written out changeling as universal +1/+0-other with +0/+2 and forestwalk+nonbasicwalk and cannot be the target of spells or effects unless pay 2 more added for universalized-tribal 2 or more of that type and grandeur-fasttrip and that can also cost 2G or pitch green Storm Seeker 2G with 2 damage to you/Crumble-enchantment.

Generic gainlands Scry temples without the keyword, oracle still oracle

Reito Lantern -1 to cast that has 4: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and you gain 1 life. Helm of Possession -1 to cast Mindslaver -1 to cast. Jester's Cap with ETB, opponent reveals hand and top four cards of library, you then rearrange, -1 to activate. Grinning Totem -1tocastandactivate.

Carapace Cemetery Gate Mystic Decree Primal Order Roots Eron the Relentless Autumn Willow Baron Sengir Rashka the Slayer=Rashka's Shade;+1/+1 and protection from black and blinking spirit ability if you control five or fewer lands where this ability costs 2 more for each previous time you've used this ability on any permanent of the same name this game; also has WW, tap: Target permanent becomes the color of your choice permanently. and 1WW, tap: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. Ihsan of the Bleak Chariot 2BBB 5/4 Protection from white, trample, 2BB: +2/+0 EOT. Serra Aviary for 2W that also makes your spells cost 1 less. Thallid of self +1/+0 while three or more are on it; Same for +0/+2; Bear Thallid of all your thallids +1/+1 while three or more. In the Eye of Duplicity 3U World Enchantment; covers all non-creature things In the Eye of Chaos misses at an overall rate of X is double minus 1 and applies a tax of 1 to those by overlap and to creatures but in that case is 1 or 2 life and you cannot pay the 2 life. Has set aside top seven cards of your library and only you may look at them. If In the Eye of Duplicity is destroyed, you may optionally wheel for that hand. Works with exactly In the Eye of Chaos as an exception, both still die on new other one. (mechanic#1) Prophecy of Valhalla 1W World Enchantment; your creatures get +1/+1. Opponents' get +0/+2 as long as they control seven or more lands. Has when ETB, look at the top seven cards of your library and put them back in any order. You may name the next three creatures you will cast and in what sequence (same, not forced). When you cast the third, draw a card. Works with 'Serra Aviary #2(Valhalla's Aviary)' (mechanic#2).

Arbor Elf of any land, lose 1 life if not a Forest. Avaricious Dragon 4/3 Blinding Mage with +0/+1 with costs 1 less as first spell of game Bloodhunter Bat Brittle Effigy Cruel Edict with can cost 1 less for pay 4 life Deep-Sea Terror Decree of Justice without cycling effect with costs 2 less if you control ten or more permanents Lim-Dul’s High Guard no first strike, 3B to use, when hits player gain a Treasure Troll Ascetic no hexproof, 2G to use, when hits player gain a recovery seed Excommunicate Fiery Hellhound Goblin Diplomats as not Goblin with 1R activation Goblin Fireslinger Infantry Veteran with tap: target creature loses flying EOT, when dies or is exiled from play, may pay 2W to shuffle into library Inspired Charge with you gain 4 life if it isn't your turn

Reprisal/Disenchant.sorcery Mage-Ring Network 2, tap to ramp. Adds two any if available, rest colorless. Messenger Drake Runed Servitor with you pay pay 3 to additional-draw Sacred Wolf as cannot be targeted unless controller pays 2 more.(There are lots of these; which version of this particular one though) Tireless Missionaries as a 3W 3/3 Tricks of the Trade Volcanic Geyser Windreader Sphinx Woodborn Behemoth of +3/+1 for 1 less. Wring Flesh plus they lose 1 life Scroll Rack Horned Turtle with +1/+0 if you control five or more lands Goblin Piker with 3RR: First strike and +1/+0 EOT 2/1 1W 1W: First strike 1W: +1/+0 EOT 2/1 1B same card with pay 1 life each Firedrinker Satyr +1generic cost of pump Carnophage as 2/1 pay 1B also available. Jungle Lion can't block unless pay 2G. 1B 2/1 elemental Can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures, with 3BB, tap, sack, raise dead 1R 2/1 elemental 5RR, tap, sac: do 2 damage, if to creature, you also take 1. 1G Turtle 3/2 3GG: +0/+3 EOT. 2WW 3/3 Flying, vigilance(as also here), 3WW: Target creature gains old written out lifelink EOT. Path to Exile 3W with costs 1 less if no cards are removed from the game Rest in Peace with you gain a 1/1 flying spirit for each two creatures removed this way initially.

Time Ebb plus they lose 1 life.

Spire Pegasus 2WW Summon Pegasus Flying If an effect opponent controls forces you to discard Spire Pegasus, you draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep and may reveal it and that card costs 1 less to cast this turn. Spire Pegasus cannot be countered unless controller of the counter pays an additional 3. 1WW: Return Spire Pegasus to owner’s hand. 3/4

Chromeshell Tortoise 2UU Summon Tortoise Costs 1 less for each two artifacts you control. Can block two creatures. As long as Chromeshell Tortoise is untapped, it gains +0/+3. UU: Discard one card to exchange control of Chromeshell Tortoise and target creature opponent controls with total casting cost 7 or less at end of turn. Use this ability only during your upkeep. 3/3

Relentless Shadow 3BB Summon Shadow Can cost 1 less for sack one land and draw one card. Relentless Shadow can attack the turn it comes into play on your side. When Relentless Shadow attacks, you may pay a third of your life, rounded up, to tap target creature and have any other creature or the same creature lose -2/-2 until end of turn. 3BB: Remove four other creature cards in your graveyard to return Relentless Shadow from your graveyard to play. 4/2

Flame-Coil Wyvern 3RR Summon Wyvern Can cost 1 less for sack one land and draw one card. Flying Flame-Coil Wyvern can attack the turn it comes into play on your side. When it does, it deals 2 damage to you. 2RR: Sacrifice Flame-Coil Wyvern to do 2 damage to target creature or player that cannot be prevented. 4/2

Jade Rider 3GG Summon Knight When Jade Rider comes into play, name an artifact or enchantment card. The named card costs 2 more for players other than you. Jade Rider cannot be the target of spells or effects unless they pay 4 more and cannot be blocked except by three or more creatures. 3GG: Until end of turn, Jade Rider is not a creature, and is an enchantment with no abilities except that it’s still named Jade Rider. 4/2

Mana Merchant 3UU Summon Efreet Flying Tap: Target land becomes the basic land type of your choice until your next turn. 3, tap: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a land among them, put it into your hand, and put the rest on the bottom randomly. When Mana Merchant comes into play, you may have each player may search his or her library for up to two basic land cards, put them into play tapped, then shuffle his or her library. 4/3

Enchanter’s Ephemera 4WW Summon Spirit Flying Written out convoke. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may pay 1WW to draw one card. 1W: Sacrifice an enchantment to draw one card. 4/4

Artificer’s Ephemera 4UU Summon Spirit Flying Written out convoke. Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay 2UU to draw one card. 2U: Sacrifice an artifact to draw one card. 4/3

Greater Zephid 5UU 5/7 as tax of 5.

Briar Shield - gives +4/+3 and tutors a basic forest Burning Anger Cast into Darkness Destructive Urge Eternity Snare Mind Whip Molting Snakeskin Necromantic Thirst Siegecraft Stonehands Treetop Bracers of +2/+1 with vineweft for 3G Vineweft dropped cost to 1G Undying Rage that tutors a basic mountain Urza's Saga make-me-a-2CC cycle

Holy Exaltation 1W Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains +2/+1. When Holy Exaltation comes into play, if you control four or more lands, you may add WW or WWW to your mana pool. If you add WWW, you cannot attack or block until your next turn.

Unholy Exaltation 1B Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains +2/+1 and cannot block unless you pay BB at start of combat. When Unholy Exaltation comes into play, if you control four or more lands, you may add BB or BBB to your mana pool. If you add BBB, you cannot attack or block until your next turn.

Empyrial Mantle 2WW Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains +1/+0 for each card in your hand as long as it’s attacking, and +0/+1 for each card in your hand as long as it’s blocking. When Empyrial Mantle comes into play, draw two cards.

2UU Enchant Creature Gets +2/+3 and has "0: This creature is now blocking any creature attacking you, even if creature is unblockable by it normally right now." Draw a card during your upkeep.

Furor 2R Enchant creature Enchanted creature gains +3/+2, trample, and rampage 1 as long as it is attacking, and has first strike and +1/+1 as long as it’s blocking. When Furor comes into play, you may add RRRRR to your mana pool. If you do, sacrifice two lands.

Fiery Collapse 2RR Instant Destroy target land. Fiery Collapse deals 3 damage to its controller.

Toxic Blast X2B Sorcery Target player discards X cards, then returns a land he or she controls to owner's hand, and loses 3 life. You lose 2 life.

All cantrips slowtrips unless it's sufficiently "buriable" and invisible.

Wistfulness 1G Sorcery Choose to return target land or creature card from your graveyard to your hand, or to have target player remove a card in his or her hand from the game at random; or to drain 1 life. You may pay 2. If you do, shuffle Wistfulness into your library.

Might of the Vines 2G Enchantment 1G: Sacrifice a land to put a 4/2 green Vine token into play. G: Sacrifice two creatures and a land to destroy target land.

Groundbreaker 1GGG 6/5 with return to hand on upkeep if you have twenty or more cards in your graveyard.

XX1WWWW Mass Resurrection. If has only one target, cannot be countered unless controller of the counter pays 7 more, and creature enters with four +1/+1 counters.

Sunken City as 1UU possibility not to upkeep-pay, yours only full, opponent's +0/+1. Gaea's GreenSelfOnly Anthem 1GG same Red Anthem 1RR same

Ithorheim Legendary Land Tap: Add W Tap, exile Ithorheim: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand. That player cannot cast cards with that name until their next turn is over. (subtle cross-over; old.arboretum)

Summoner's Sphere 3 Artifact When this comes into play, choose whether Sphere has "The first noncreature spell each player casts costs 1 more and the ones after cost 2 more" or "The first creature each turn each player casts costs 1 more and the ones ater cost 2 more." 0: Sacrifice Summoner's Sphere to look at the top four cards of your library, put one of them into your hand, the rest into your graveyard, and opponent gets a Treasure. Activate only during your upkeep.

1WW Sorcery Create a 2/1 white Knight token and a 1/1 white Squire token.

Spell Pierce/Mana Tithe for W plus proactive slowtrip-silencetaxfor 1. (R) Duress gimped to not including cards above 3 cmc, but including creatures that cost 2 or less with you lose 1 life for actually using 2-inclusive. Can also reverse Nature's Claim for 3 more life. If you completely whiff on not inclusive cards but any nonland cards at all, slowtrip. Uktabi Oranguntan-Thallid, with additional artifact-munches at rate of 4 spore counters. 2GG version of 6/3 regenerator-thallid at rate of 4 spore counters. 1GG 2/3 doublespelling draw-reward Thallid at rate of 4 spore counters where you lose them but gain the saproling with munch enchantment at 5 spore counters if it was one of yours, draw two and also has remove three spore counters: Add GG. 3GG Thallid of make double-thallids at normal 3-rate (all have basic-1). 3/4 etb if you pay 2, creatures get +2/+0 and gain trample EOT. (no haste; no keywording of haste or scry. It chose the tokens.)

3RR 5/4 flying 2R, tap: Up to two target creatures attack this turn if able. 3WG 4/7 flying protection from black, blue, and red.

3/2 Dodecapod as 2/1 for 2-colorless with 1, tap: Charge counter. Gains Birds of Paradise text at two counters. Lotus Guardian as 4/5 taps for 3-Lotus proper mana with cast-trigger of two Treasures and 3 life. Sundering Titan as just each player sacks one land; death trigger includes optional 4 life instead. Urza's Factory that makes 2/1 Spirits that have "2: Prevent all combat damage this creature would deal this turn. Any player may play this ability." And also has 7: Exile this and its controller draws a card. Only any player not you may activate this ability. Fallen Empires sack-lands with basic types, that give 1-lifegain for 3-sametyped. (so as to not be weird written out.) Odyssey Threshold lands with basic types with the damage contingent on same lack of 3-sametyped, with black and red being 4-typed; with white one giving a 1/1 Squire also. Krosan Verge as lowballfastland as Painland. Krosan Verge lowballfastland same Painland for R/W and R/G where the cost is also discard a card, but is 1 mana less and can pay 2 (more, in total) not to discard. Arena that taps for mana as a Tarnished Citadel for 2. ETBT choose one color tapland with 2, tap, sacrifice: Return creature card from graveyard to hand and the next creature you cast {not necessarily that one} gets +1/+1 counter; or reshuffle up to seven target cards in your graveyard into your library and if you do, opponent may do four and then scry 1. If this land is destroyed by an effect an opponent controls, you gain a Treasure. (theme;etc.) Helm of Awakening optional inception ETB that excludes artifacts and CMC 4+ both that you don't control/Helm of Obedience/Tawnos's Weaponry of +2/+1 for activation of 3 for 3; can decline the creature and keep the helm if you control larger cmc creature or creatures with only cmc 2 or less; worded so as not to be new Painter/Leyline Null Rod other than treasures(ofc)/Cursed Totem/you convoke a rate of 2 creatures/Gaddock Teeg overriden at that-player's control of seven or more lands with each player gets a Treasure. God-Pharaoh's Statue/Immortal Sun where you optionally loot 2-2 and grant an optional Treasure that costs them 3 life and put a counter on it, remove two counters for draw or universal time-ebb-artifact or bounce other permanent and removes indestructible for 5 Smothering Tithe plus universal activated ability-tax of 1 / Smokestack for 1 / Tangle Wire set to 3 perpetually / Sanctum Prelate; choose on ETB; 4 colorless and skip your next untap step. "Acc" of avoid skipstep by paying triple-singlecolor or double-doublecolor, or tripledistributecolor. (cast trigger of unless-this) Necropotence 2BB with maximum hand size of 5 as echo-timing battlefield status; no more than seven activations per turn. Sacred Ground / your artifacts shuffle back in on destruction / you, your creatures and enchantments cost 2 more to target + doublespelling-anycolor Compost where one of them can be an artifact 1W 1R Enchant World of your-doublespelling turn Lightning Bolt with sack a land to impulsive-draw (once each your-turn) when it's destroyed for any reason draw (all turns also; opponent double with you at least one with cmc greater than 1, or 2 that were 1) 1G Enchant World of universal rootmaze+one-sided artifacts and creaturesmaze, plus players have two less maximum hand size with when it's destroyed for any reason, you may pay 2 or 5 life to draw. 3UU Beacon of Luminosity with cost reduction of 2 for opponent doublespelling turn; create five treasures and two recovery seeds. Each player gains 4 life. With anti-discard clause of fast-trip two cards. Phyrexian Dreadnought as 5/4 trample, that has +2/+0 if you control two or more other creatures but asks for either 3-power sacrificed or two lands sacrificed with kicker-7 for 7 more +1/+1 counters distributed as you choose, with AS for itself, ETB others, worded as distribute self others split-7. Brainstone for 4-3 for 1 less activation that phases out any one permanent before the draw activation. Also has kicker-7 to give all lands phasing and give two main phase anymana to each player. (Don't do phasing except as preview-callback-Zendikar-phasing "phasing-landfall" only.)

Kamigawa Neon Dynasty legendary landsx5; Takenuma dropped-1 upped-mill-1 remove planeswalker obv; Otawara also dropped-1 minus-planeswalker. Mana Myrs x5; +0/+1 with 5: +1/+2 eot activate once. Mirage Diamonds x5; also have Discard two: Put on top of library from graveyard; also grant non-self-subtype (text: counts as a Diamond of the Ancients) that cost 2 and already can tap for mana Tap: Add one mana of any color and gain 1 and when this mana is spent to cast an artifact or enchantment, gain an additional 1. 10x 2/1 Protection-bears with kicker-3 three +1/+1 counters and have tap: another target creature gains pro-that-color EOT. This ability costs 2 more for each previous time you've activated it. Legendary Super Phyrexian Tower any-nonland permanent of colorless-2. Also has 1, tap: Icy. This ability costs 2 more for each previous time you've activated it.

I guess the important part is the style guide of it.

(All exact reprints) Cloudchaser Eagle, Worship, Devout Witness, Vengeful Dreams, Blinding Angel, Suntail Hawk, Coalition Honor Guard, Griffin Guide, Brilliant Halo, Mobilization, Kami of Ancient Law, Mageta the Lion, Order of the White Shield, Abeyance Waterfront Bouncer, Dominate, Sleep, Sea Gate Oracle, Catalog, Archivist, Coastal Piracy, Tradewind Rider, Deep Spawn, Seal of Removal, Rewind, Turbulent Dreams, Spiketail Drakeling, Spiketail Drake, Arcane Laboratory, Alexi Zephyr Mage, Man-o'-War, Brainstorm Orcish Settlers, Firestorm, Kris Mage, Devastating Dreams, Goblin Vandal, Barrage of Expendables, Bloodfire Dwarf, Seal of Fire, Spellshock, Coal Stoker, Priest of Urabrask, Urabrask the Hidden, Hearth Kami, Pillage, Overmaster, Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker, Zo-Zu the Punisher Undertaker, Thrull Surgeon, Agonizing Remorse, Doomed Necromancer, Necratog, Ravenous Rats, Despondency, Order of the Ebon Hand Silverglade Pathfinder, Worldly Tutor, Bestial Menace, Wild Mongrel, Seedborn Muse, Thorn Thallid, Sporesower Thallid, Tangle, Rancor, Insist

Natural Balance, Squandered Resources, Prosperity X+1 cards, Three Wishes -1<>, Cadaverous Bloom -1<> universalized to any two and can cost 1CDE(any)

Force of Negation, Pyrokinesis, Force of Virtue, Force of Vigor, Contagion. Nyx Lotus, Worn Powerstone. Defense Grid, Perilous Vault Mirrodin Towers x5.

Original Kamigawa Dragonsx5

Ratchet Bomb, Serrated Arrows, Molten-Tail Masticore, Solemn Simulacrum Kor Haven, Buried Ruin, Tectonic Edge (R) Eldraine Castles x5 Horizon Canopy cycle (incl. all notyetmadex10) Mirage Fetchlands as lowballfastlands upgrade x10 Original Theros 1 and 2 color Gods x15@ mythic. Nonblue Mirrodin beaconsx4; Mystical Tutor Lorwyn Elemental Incarnationsx5 @mythic. Chrome Mox, Aether Vial, Lotus Petal, Memnite, Platinum Angel. Chromatic Star, Trip Noose, Legacy Weapon, Thought Vessel, Prismatic Lens Ravnica Bouncelands with new names. Cathodion, Prismite, Prophetic Prism, Culling Scales, Crashing Drawbridge, Diamond Mare, Sunset Pyramid 3CMC 3/2 Dragon-Attendants with 1, sac: Add CDE and 5: +0/+2, including URBG as +1 cost (incl. to sac) P/T. Ancylite Interdictor=+1 CMC +1 power Phyrexian Revoker with same 5:+0/+2. Ancylite Defender= 1 cmc 1/1 with 4: regenerate.

Noble Readiness

3WW

Sorcery

You may pay 1WW and remove a white card in your hand from the game instead of paying Noble Readiness's casting cost.

Put three 2/1 white Knight creature tokens into play.

Wrath of the Tides

2UU

Sorcery

You may pay UU remove a blue card in your hand from the game instead of paying Wrath of the Tides's casting cost.

Choose to either return up to three target creatures to owners' hands, or to draw three cards and lose 2 life. You may pay 3 to shuffle Wrath of the Tides into your library instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Descending Dread

2BB

Sorcery

You may pay BB and remove a black card in your hand from the game instead of paying Descending Dread's casting cost.

Descending Dread deals 5 damage to target creature or player and you gain 5 life. Choose to sacrifice one permanent or discard one card.

Consuming Carnage

2RR

Sorcery

You may pay RR and remove a red card in your hand from the game instead of paying Consuming Carnage's casting cost.

Buries target artifact, creature, or land. Put the top five cards of its controller's library into their graveyard, then put a card from their graveyard on top of their library. If a creature or land was buried this way, you suffer 3 damage.

Splendor Triumphant

2GG

Sorcery

You may pay GG and remove a green card in your hand from the game instead of paying Splendor Triumphant's casting cost.

Choose to either search your library for two basic land cards and put them into play tapped, then shuffle your library, or to return to owners' hands one creature and one land and opponent cannot cast creatures or play lands on his or her next turn.

Judgment Incarnations (all, including color unbalance.) Judgment Wishes, Glittering Wish, Wish (red).

Stylus of the Chronicles 1 Artifact Costs 2 more unless it's the first spell you cast this game. As long as you control five or more lands, Library of Leng for all players. 2, tap: Exile top card EoT. Red/white impulse draw to bottom of your library if not used.

Fusion Elemental 7/4 with same ACC. Ability: O-ring that includes land and if it does and is restored to them you draw on that specific case.

Herald of the Dragon God 5 3, sac: Add WUBRG. Fist of Suns as long as is or was in play this turn. 5/4

2 Artifact When this ETB, fast-trip. Triple-card Zombie Infestation for 3/2 Eldrazi.

Steel Scorn-Engine 5 Flying Attack, unless you pay 2, each player exiles a permanent they control, if you choose Steel Scorn-Engine, slowtrip. 5/4

Jeweled Life-Engine 4 Gains +0/+1 while blocking. Attack, each player gains a Treasure and you gain 1 life and scry 1. 7: Create a Treasure, gain 1 life, and scry 1. 4/3

Herald of Battles 4 ETB, impulse for 4 for a creature. 3/4

Herald of Strategy 3 ETB, impulse for 3 for non-creature. 2/3

Tabernacle Guardians 5 Other creatures have upkeep 1. Damage is dealt to Tabernacle Guardians in the form of -1/-1 counters. 4/7

Ghostfire Gatekeeper 4 5 or discard a card: +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more than twice each turn. 4, tap: Remove target artifact or enchantment from the game. Its controller draws a card. 2/5

Chronicler's Construct 4 Flying Your opponents' spells cost 1 less unless you control seven or more lands. 4 or discard a card, sacrifice: Impulse draw-4. 4/4

Heraldic Banner, Lodestone Golem Return to Ravnica Charms and Tarkir-Strixhaven Commands with new names;

Quandrix= Any nonland permanent Silumgar's=Draw a card; buff to -4/-4 Lorehold = -1 CMC; second ability= create a 2/1 flying spirit, first creature only 3/1 and red Boros = double its power and give first strike and to an additional creature only first strike, create an X/1 haste, where that is black vise on them or the rack on you; fourth option 1 damage to a creature and 3 to you Simic=+4/+3; fourth option create two 1/1 Saprolings Gruul= fourth option; or create a 1/1 Saproling and do 2 to each player Orzhov=fourth option; or create a 1/1 Cleric and gain 4 Ojutai's=+1 CMC of creature ability; fifth ability create two Treasures Dromoka's= Add +1/+1 EOT to +1/+1 counter ability; fifth ability Glimpse of Nature for up to three creatures All have kicker-5 to be Beacons.

Maze's End for any land +1 to activate. ETB choose one color IA-APOC painland with choose one on ETB - gains your maximum hand size is increased by one or gains 2, tap: Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. ETB choose one color IA-APOC painland with 2, tap, sack: Cloak anthem ability for color initially chosen. and 3, tap, sack: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn and you draw one card and the creature gains exiling-deathtouch until end of turn and 4, tap, sack: Put target non-land permanent into its owner's library third from the top. Use this ability only during your upkeep unless you control four or more non-land permanents.

Drain Life reverts to old-additional. (same as Icy, necessary) 1W gain-life-only W-additional +1/+1 counters divided-any counterpart. Does 3 set-damage to opponent if you control no creatures and spend at least 3 additional-W. Kicker-2 to Beacon it.

Will add "premodern/worldchamps" finishing touches during July and August.

Tiered completion: Add actual exploits of Treasure other than pure excellence to Red, Blue, Green, and White. Drop cost of golden wish to 1WW with ACC sack two Treasures, and universalize Glittering Wish to an alt cost of (3) or one Treasure. OTHER than wish re-dos, therefore. Plus at least a full extra-color cycle. Also modal gain 5 or Healing Salve plus gain 3 with a recovery seed and Disempower/SmallReprisalTop with an optional recovery seed that allows opponent to copy the seed on casting of this for 4. The red one has to be bad. But they all have to be rare/mythic types.

KVM: No compilation is awkward, but at least the main part of it gets done for Mox Diamond and original Dual lands, which would just have doubled up here also. Get creative works too. Tributary talk to the hand follow the anthropomorphic disembodied directionals and count yourselves fortunate cause we've won hard. Sad! I mean really? Value town sponge squeeze. The current metagame is hostile. Hand-off as-is. You add the "Players' decks in formats of old and with continuity of big tournaments more towards the present" part, in the next set of Spectral Valhalla. You can do it. Especially if but also if availability withdrawn. That's the most fun so go with that. Done.

//////// So that parses here. Above here Twilight of the Gods, after this Spectral Valhalla. ////////

White Vengeful Pharaoh for mana payment, way more expensive Verdant Force 5/4 trample for 4GGG, with Gigapede ability of 3 cards, and sack them to put +1/+1 counters. Has 2GG, sack: Draw a card. When he dies, you may pay 2 life for each counter and get the Saprolings back. 2GG 5/3 trample with Gigapede ability and take 3 damage.

Tidespout Tyrant can't be reanimated Spirit of the Night can't be reanimated Tidal Kraken can't be reanimated (development cycle.notinclude)

Symbiotic Wurm - can't be reanimated. Consecrated Sphinx cost: 7UU 5/6: can't be reanimated = and wherever else it is 100% necessary Choose to either search your library for two basic land cards and put them into play tapped, then shuffle your library, or to return to owners' hands one creature and one land and opponent cannot cast creatures or play lands on his or her next turn.

Crushing Cyclone 6GG Sorcery Crushing Cyclone cannot be countered unless controller of the counter pays an additional 4. Destroy target permanent. You may sacrifice a permanent to shuffle Crushing Cyclone into its owner's library.

Benediction Dragon 3WW Summon Dragon Flying W: Sacrifice Benediction Dragon to prevent all damage from one source this turn, or to gain 4 life. 4/4

Candles of Wisdom XW Instant Choose to either gain twice X plus 5 life and skip your next turn, or to put up to two target cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library, then draw a card.

Crucible of Wrath's Writ 2 Artifact During your upkeep, you may sacrifice four non-land non-token permanents to bring back Crucible from your graveyard to play. 2, tap: Sacrifice Crucible to bury target permanent. You lose 4 life unless you pay 4 or discard a card. During your upkeep, you may 7 to remove Crucible and any permanent of your choice from the game. Opponents may not respond to this effect once you have paid and are using it.

Fortress of Zealous Restraint 2 Artifact When Fortress comes into play, any land of your choice gains an Aethertower counter and ability to pay 2 and tap it to tap any permanent you do not control. Controller may remove that permanent from the game instead, and if he or she does, remove the land with the Aethertower counter on it from game. This effect doesn't end if Fortress leaves play. Effect doesn't depend on counter unless it is the remove from game effect. Land counter is on causes controller to draw card when it leaves play independent of Tower. 5, tap: Counters target spell that has a target, and remove Fortress from the game. Remove Fortress even if this effect is countered.

Godchild's Trinketstylus 1 Artifact Comes into play tapped. 1, tap: Draw two cards, then put two cards in hand on the bottom of your library. Then look at the top card of your library, and you may put it on the bottom of your library. You gain a scribing enchantment token that has ability to sacrifice itself for 2 to draw one card and give you one scribing counter. These are not the same thing. Godchild's Trinketstylus does not untap during your next two untap phases. 3, tap: Taps two target permanents and untaps two other non-land permanents you control, or removes target land and Godchild's Trinket from game. Use this ability only if you have three or more scribing counters. With seven or more scribing counters, draw one card. 4: Sacrifice Godchild's Trinketstylus to draw one card.

Color dynamics.

Old-school rules changed to ability to tap haste creatures; stop at attack-step.

Also that specificity not hit hard enough yet. Now complete.

Stuff got taken out to make the game more choosy in color.

I choose to show whatever, and it might be half-baked. I make more good ones than bad ones, and you get ? with !. That's a point of reference. For inspiration and comparison. Comparison by downgrade. But STILL, this.

What about the expansion symbol? This is a lot. Perhaps differential by minuteness of the artist credit can be the symbol thereof. On both digital and paper. The booster packs to have that symbol on them. That would be one point of simplicity. Same look as other period pieces.

Coldsnap orientation; we found this. And look where so much came from. Good enough. This is sort of a mini-Invasion that only goes partway, all told.

This has already been gone over for Modern's need, and is work-duplication, but some differentiation and only part-sampling makes this all right. It's what you would want.

means this is too good/change this Abduction Mind Stone Aether Adept Ophidian Disrupt Phyrexian Furnace * (title convention)

Spectral Bears Manglehorn

Abeyance * Hammer of Bogardan * Anticipate Political Trickery Necratog Nekrataal Aura of Silence

Volrath's Stronghold * Cloudchaser Eagle

Hermit Druid * Thrull Surgeon Wall of Blossoms * Wall of Roots * Recurring Nightmare *

Orcish Settlers Shard Phoenix Firestorm

Lobotomy *

Mogg Fanatic Final Fortune Torture Chamber

Masticore

Ravenous Rats Duress

Spike Weaver

Covetous Dragon Wildfire *

Mishra's Helix * Temporal Aperture

Djinn of Winds (3UU 2U 3/5 Tradewind)

Sphere of Resistance Carrion Beetles

Seal of Removal x5

Icehaven Port Icehaven Keep

Modern I- Golem-Forge Processor (set to 5 and 5 for a 4/4)

Saproling Cluster * Whetstone Snake Basket

Pattern of Rebirth Defense of the Heart

Worship *

Yavimaya Elder *

Blastoderm * - USE.

Saprazzan Skerry x 5

Phyrexian Colossus * 5 toughness

Crumbling Sanctuary

Stroke of Genius *, then discard two cards

Tangle Wire

Flametongue Kavu * Kris Mage

Urza's Rage *

Ensnaring Bridge

Neutralizing Wills

Static Orb

Take Inventory

Nether Spirit *

Invasion: 2c Color-Gating creatures, revamp

Cone of Creatures (3GG, 3,2,1)

Merfolk Looter Rootwater Thief *

Blurred Mongoose

Thornscape Familiar, Nightscape Familiar, others goodened

FoF-copy I made in Modern-I?

Squirrel Wrangler

ECHO- Original Echo, one-word; HOWEVER: Almost nothing. No reuptake; ONLY Deranged Hermit-Stanggs. Really tight.

Spiketail Hatchling, Spiketail Drake

Volcanic Hammer... = exile it on resolution unless you pay 1R; of Bogardan, 5RRR

Citadel of Pain Spectral Lynx * //++

Pygmy Pyrosaur

Sleight of Hand Mawcor Cloud Spirit/Cloud Elemental

Dodecapod, 4/2 base P/T, +1/+1 only.

Thieving Magpie; pay 2U for draw pre-hit when unblocked, goes to 0. 2/4.

Waterfront Bouncer, etc.

VOLVERS: 3c(10), TIMES 3: Other 2 also. Effect 1C, decent. Effect 2D, one +1/+1 counter, if there are none. Effect 3E one +1/+1 counter more, if there is only one. From 1 to 7 possible as CMC; see Guildmages. Merged with Guildmage effects. These effects limited to here; I.E. no Vodalian Stick-man, no Battlemages, etc.

Prophecy Legends. Re-do and big-expansion to 2c 3c.

Tangle

Blinding Angel *; 4WW, Exert (use) for effect.

Split Cards/3c Charms.. COMPLEX re-make with no gold. //++?

Chilling Apparition

Legacy Weapon *

3c Dragon lands, all called Fortress

Ravnica ETB auras

GOOD Fading creatures; Cloudskate +1, etc... look at Time Spiral Suspend.

GATING creatures of 2c AND 3c, or two lands; with FADING... ONLY.

SKIZZIK and ROUT system of Kicker only, as in hidden.

Don't pay mana? You would have to outright SKIP YOUR NEXT TURN. And still you could not Counter Target Spell.

COMPLEX, could use up to eight cards: Frenetic/Counterhammer UR, Replenish/Absorb/Counter-Rebel UW, Machine Head RB, Fires GR, Spinal Embrace/Lobotomy UB, Vindicate/Desolation Angel WB, Saproling-Orb/Miracle Gro UG, Glare/Erhnamgeddon/Wake WG, Deed-Dredge-Rock GB, Astral-Slide/Tax-Rack/InstantResponsesEqualControl WR, (see the rest of the cards for wherefore/no breaching of exact similarity)

Invasion Dragon mechanics/my version as 3c 3/3 Legends; pay 3DCE for +2/+0 counter and flying. /?

Juntu Stakes

Keldon Necropolis... 2c. //++

Cremate

"Field" cycle back in (Caustic Tar, etc.)

Underworld Connections //++

WALLS.DEC (Vent Sentinel //++)

Pyroclasm *

Orim's Thunder * // Pay on Resolution of DESTROY or BOUNCE/EXILE/LIBRARY effect of TARGET PERMANENT. x SAME = 20.

Crypt Angel effect including self on no fade counter self-death. (same, 30; idea-next-C cantrip possibility) /?

Phelddagrif

Bleed UNLEASH and EVOLVE out of starting combo.

Pestilent Corpulence

Rethink

Hunted Wumpus

Lay of the Land... 1C, EFFECT.

Lumbering Satyr

Dominate

X Spells. XCC, pay DD.

Upheaval *

Phantom Centaur *

Wild Mongrel *

Judgment Wishes back in, also Luminous Wish

Haunting Echoes *

Vengeful Dreams x 5 back in

Maskshaping confirm./ Exalted Angel, etc.

Flashback as Beacons... create off-color /?

Voidcharge counters from Portal ideas

Doomed Necromancer

Pit Fighter Legends *

ETBT Temple of the False God as a bounceland. (This is pretty bad.)

Aether Vial * Wild Vial

Decree of Justice x5 *

Rude Awakening * Tooth and Nail *

Fetchlands that get Duals @ 2 life

Sundering Titan * Platinum Angel *

Memory Jar * Jester's Cap

Stuff from Alpha-Legends that wasn't included (ALL)

Fallen Empires sack-lands * (titles)

Coercion

Grim Monolith, Worn Powerstone, Thran Dynamo all cost a whole exiled card/permanent, and 1 life each time (or they tap for 1) (on resolution Mox Diamond-type)

//

Jenara, Asura of War * (In this section, the Legends/really good creatures are starting points mainly) Megrim Godsire Dream Halls * Sun Titan * Lhurgoyf - Magnivore etc. Bringers back in Sphinx of the Steel Wind Artisan of Kozilek * Planeswalkers: Ability 1, A2, Ultimates * Elder of Laurels * Loyal Retainers * Hand of Justice Staff of Domination */? Titan Forge Blinkmoth Nexus Rancor * Brilliant Halo * Undying Rage * Kor Skyfisher Progenitus * Hondens * Treasure Trove Glorious Anthem

Sliver Matriarch = change to ability cost of 4, and also having ability of WUBRG, tap and doesn't untap next: All slivers gain a +1/+1 counter. 2, sacrifice it: They all gain either flying, does not tap to attack, may attack the turn it comes into play on your side, regenerate for 4, or gain life equal to damage dealt. And as long as you control four or more Slivers, ALL your creatures have the ability you chose.

Hellkite Overlord * Lightning Angel * Time Spiral *

Horn of Greed variant back in Exploration Argothian Enchantress */ Adarkar Valkyrie *

CASCADE: in. Animar, Soul of Elements *

MORE Power cards that can enhance ANY funny theme deck; this being hard but very shaving-down possible. That's one funny thing about them. Land draws are variant, and any wacky thing can win when that's there.

2c Zendikar-BfZ Dredge-Package, as mostly banned except Vintage Rewind Dismiss Porphyry Nodes *

Asfarascan-Portal-P3K stuff back in.

King Suleiman */Ideas?

Loam Lion Mana Echoes Pentavus Battle of Wits / x5 Gifts Ungiven 4UU MUST be 4. Ant Queen */? Thrun * Vengevine * Goblin Charbelcher Order of the White Shield / Ebon Hand Zuran Orb * Barrin, Master Wizard * Crop Rotation * Cathodion * Urza's Saga land cycle: Sack it to get same creature, costs 1 more. Ascensions (already had Luminarch?)

Functionality for BIG decks.

Split the difference: What would I make in Yu-Gi-Oh! or Hearthstone Contagion Engine/Clasp // but note here: DIRECTLY NOT this mechanic. Anything BUT this mechanic, and populate, clear? Tarmogoyf Nyxathid Vengeful Archon

My 5C Boss Deck 2015

Storage Lands for COLOR; ETBT, 5, tap to ramp. Scute Mob * Ranger of Eos * Oran-Rief, the Vastwood * Sea Gate Oracle * Inquisition of Kozilek * Nimble Mongoose * Werebear * Arc-Slogger Pulse of the Forge x5 * Solemn Simulacrum Goblin Vandal Undiscovered Paradise Goblin Guide Condescend Genju of the Fields x5 Ravenous Baloth 2GG activation Flameblast Dragon X3RR 5/4 Catalog Cursecatcher elemental 3U Knight of Meadowgrain 3WW activation Merchant Scroll 3UU Suntail Hawk, can't attack unless you pay 1 for first attack, then gets counter. Vicious Hunger 1BB Warped Devotion Archivist Berserkers of Blood Ridge Coalition Victory Knight of Glory (EXALTED) Browbeat Punishing Fire 4RR activation Bloodghast 5BB activation rather than landfall, you lose 4 life Farhaven Elf Cranial Plating for creatures, you sack one when it deals damage; T-Weaponry style Pariah Nissa's Chosen title Wall of Reverence Steel Overseer * Storm Front Mimic Vat * Coastal Piracy Lorthos, the Tidemaker * Trade Routes Curiosity 1U Vedalken Shackles * Splinter Twin that can bounce back only twice with cost structure Electropotence 2/1 Attended Knight with pay 1W for the token Angelic Page Mikaeus, the Lunarch * Fusion Elemental 7/4 ability? Bogardan Hellkite * Eternal Dragon Leyline of Sanctity x 10 (?_) 0/2 Ornithopter non-flying that makes a 3/1 painstrike when it dies, if you pay 4 Cream of the Crop Angry Mob //++

COULD mash card-frames: Scepter of Dominance, etc. IF so, quite a bit Goldmeadow Harrier 3W activation, exert. Thran Golem enchantment-friendly - to ALL. ON him costs 2 more, but you draw two cards. Lux Cannon Oath of Druids *

Weaponry - Gives Cutpurse //++ What else? Soltari *//++ /? Shadow. Cathedral of War Larceny 2GG Hit opponent, get two +1/+1 counters 2RR Hit opponent, may do 2 more damage anywhere and 2 to you 1WW Hit opponent, shuffle one graveyard creature back 4, Artifact, Bitterblossom. Nature's Spiral Gaddock Teeg * Thawing Glaciers * Genesis Wave Cumulative Upkeep cards Roil Elemental * Landfall (needless to say) Magus - in reverse; no Magus naming convention - time factor beyond 2001 //++ Expensive untribaled cards counting ALL creatures; X-of each type; All Goblin Piledrivers Beast of Burden Brass Herald Serra's Liturgy * //++ FRESH. GRAFT without ever using base 0/0. Dragonmaster Outcast 1/2 system, pay 3 less than the land-trigger necessity, put creature on bottom. Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker //++ (big-time awesome) x5/x10 Seedborn Muse (not others) Multikicker as per Primitive Justice/Taste of Paradise Creeping Mold Champion a creature. (Any) Thallid 1/2, every 2 turns. Fungus-Infested Mantis. Reach. Land Grant

Nantuko Shade x5 //++ (made fair) Attrition x5 //++ Protean Hulk * Rebound Grindstone //++ Look at SEVEN cards. reuptake to only 3, once. + effect. x5 Figure of Destiny //++ Spawnwrithe //++ MERCENARY searching, for all.?\ Geist of Saint Traft *//++ Legendary Undertakers x20 (+5) Legendary "Spells we know of" Spellshapers x20 (+5) Legendary GOLD Control Magics x20; "Hunted" type, with cleverness. Legendary GOLD Wraths. x20. (Match Character to Will and Wrath - this being a clue. Could be other abilities on the Undertakers. As RFG) Wild Nacatl * //++ Intuition x10 2c MANASTORM. (NOT Zero costing spells (in oracle, also "if you didn't pay mana") Storm Seeker with each player draws two, expensive (also the opposite) + effect x10 (if we do non-spun-out, maybe we can do the gold spells. Thoughts? This is close. This is take full stock and easier to know) Argothian Wurm x5 *

Wall of Omens x5, x10, x10. Effect? (expensive) Heavy Drawback cards, in style, make a bit less bad. Make advantage-sphere. Squee, Goblin Nabob x5, x10, x10 //++ ? Sigil of the Empty Throne //++ * Sleep //++ (take this to mean maybe spin-out colorwise also) Awakener Druid //++ Standstill //++ (ALL also stopping land-creatures and tokens) Traumatize 5UU (same with other half) Rag Man //++ Griffin Guide *//++

Worldly Tutor Mist Dragon re-do, to go with other 4

Maro-cycle +1 cost (title, not legend) Slate of Ancestry * Mind Bend //++ REB/BEB //++ Scapeshift Steel Golem Cavern/Boseiju * /Artifact-Enchantment? Sisters of the Flame //++ Goblin Bombardment *//++? Utopia Sprawl Dawntreader Elk Fodder Cannon Reveillark-Evoke? Totem Armor Blessing //++

Karakas: do you just not allow this? Yes. Seems like Falling Star/Ante though still only power level. It could EXILE itself to bounce.

Funny Starter decks sized stuff with the rulebook; NO reminder text, GROSS. Notfordiesenpacks. Fur Ziemassvetku brauc, next time.

=Royal Dispatch token also 2/1

Can't be reanimated change to a tax of 5. (directly to play.) Let this be an actual keyword ability. Nothing else has this, so why not? This counting for put into play directly from hand or library also without paying casting cost. (Eureka, obv.) Make Blazing Archon and Reya Dawnbringer with it.

Call it burden.

Thorn Elemental has it. Big green guy 4GGG 5/4 has it.

"Windbrisk Raptor" and Windreader Sphinx have it.

Stalking Vengeance has it. Knollspine Dragon has it.

Put Deep Spawn. Anything better than Deep Spawn automatically has it. (his shroud ability is pretty darn good)

Some card that combines Grinning Totem, Depth-Flame Augury/Tormod's Crypt with five-color play. Some bazaar.

A card with Dredge 4 that exiles itself instead of going to hand.

Put both my Sneak Attack variant in some form back in, and also put Breach Summoner in.

Look at Dominia Prime and Revised 7th Edition exact cards. In this round, anything possible by preferential weight there. Also the specific Shandalar cards that I mainly cut, or anything else I cut, less exact/now transformed.

Crucible of Wrath's Write destruction effect back to 2 mana, sorcery speed.

Fortress of Zealous Restraint land also makes you draw a card if that land ever leaves the battlefield, independent of the Fortress.

/Blue enchant creature +1/+1/draw on upkeep also gives any permanent tapper ability and expensive morphling abilities, by +3 each... to ALL your creatures.

Run with this - and FAR !/

Courier creatures... are a cut. Infantry Veteran creatures with COST for ATTACK only, full spread./ weak backend.

Put Child of Gaea.

/Expensive Opalescence/Enchanted Evening Five-color/Three Color enchantment.

Same for lands. 3/3 lands. Not World cycle, but put./

Choose between Goblin Raider/Piker.. watch any such effect if it's present.

Original Beacon cycle, but green Beacon now gives 1 automatic insect, and 1 for each 2 lands, and 1 for the last land if you have it. So with 2, it gives 2.

Put back Onslaught chain cycle Come up with a variant of the Prophecy avatars Put back Odyssey burst cycle As many 5c cycles as possible

Any of the InQuest cards from the late R7E cycle thus determined... use Forge. Put Forging here, and spin it out.

Therefore, also put bolster.

We could consider manifest. In fact, we ought to use it. This makes sense. In terms of using the Gods. Some relationship there.

Use Explore and Basic Landcycling. (But not in any kind of cheap-o way proliferating weird Gempalm cards)

So there's forging, bolstering and manifesting, and obviously "turn face up".

Expand: What is saboteur ability. What is "ninjutsu". A) already exists. B) would include "briefly turn face up".

What is the OPPOSITE of saboteur ability; PUNISH blocking. (We start to re-create the Wall of Random Crap, by piecemeal)

So there's how many Ixidors?

Shandalar 2015 also was a restricted card-set in terms of game-play available rather than play in the decks. This has relevance. The decks that came with it I also consider canon.

I consider Worlds top 8 decks canon, and also Pro Tour-winning decks. There has to be some kind of sieve.

These ones make sense as a non-jarring retcon.

Some land-keyed cards of the Sylvan Advocate type, but obviously appropriate.

Put Maelstrom Archangel exactly.

Morph together Citanul Flute, Planar Portal and Planar Bridge.

Work off of the decks I made for 2015 Shandalar; so put some Theros tribute cards.

Put back of Wand of Withering...as per following. (dungeon-level card, and also crucible)

Make an artifact for 5 that doesn't count as an artifact while in play and is an O-ring, and does not even target. Opponent draws unless you pay 2. Something else interesting/flavor with it.

Put the Theros Gods, including Multicolor. Funny wording minitext.

Expand to 3-color, but versions as Amonkhet. Actually use "indestructible." Also keyworded here in Old School.

Idea: The Ur-Dragon with burden; God of the Dragons... some kind of Nicol Bolas/Ugin the Spirit Dragon, total insanity, this unseats Zhadjitaga, but whatever, maybe not. See?

What is the enemy of the Dragons? In 5c also. (Is not... is Avatar of Knighthood, but the mechanics are similar.) ... this could also be the 5c/3c beacon. ohhh.

Full spectrum of Judgment-type stuff with that, Avatar being the Incarnation of this one; sharing is caring versus indestructible. (EXPENSIVE, and not just in mana cost)

Personal Incarnation-spectrum additional.

Let it be in-stream "indestructible matters."

Expand "Regenerate matters", and "if it actually did." (Which here, is just "and do this, in wording and in the game.")

Put back Eron the Relentless, Autumn Willow, Baron Sengir, Rashka the Slayer, etc.

Let Serrated Arrows be 5 for a 4/1 creature, with lose 2 life to use it.

Put back Kamigawa Dragon cycle.

Put back my Invasion Dragon-attendant cycle that cost 3.

Whatever justification needed, do. Decided.

Starts to look a bit more defined and less random, but is still itself.

Use this for this round of testing.

This is inclusive of a sequel that comes out at the same time. Like big-time albums. So that the format can have a hard and fast separation with only an optional inclusion of such. This is kind of obvious but I still have to say it. Include the Gods and any answers, but exclude the actual retconned mechanics from section 1, ALL of them. Put the totally possible CARDS all into section I. All the Invasion-type themes for Section II. Manastorm also will NOT count any cards that have any text that could EVER add mana to any player's mana pool. (Meaning, by technicality, add additional mana also counts. Mana Flare/Heartbeat counts. Also, something with the Heartbeat.. this either better, or worse, or just different.)

For Section I, still. (IF YOU CAST IT... obvious) Dragon of Wild Fortunes * THIS is Twilight of the Gods' primary treatment of ETB. Up around here.

This is okay not to have burden. This is somewhat +/-/=, hit for 5, okay, but there's two outright easy kills. Bring that thing/something like it down. So, also:

Zealous Smelting 1R Instant Buries target artifact or creature. Then, interweave unless penalty, you can't play lands until another two more cards after this one are put into your graveyard or are removed from the game, or you sacrifice one artifact, creature, or land for each you want to play. Unless you are already under a Zealous Smelting penalty, where the penalty becomes that you suffer 5 damage.

(Show an abstract Volcanic Hammer type picture with an interweaved fist motif, but all blacksmithing stuff. Broken glass, but broken metal, some fire, some lava, some smoke, but mainly that; Terese Nielsen Control Magic-type picture)

Poxweb 1G Instant Tap target creature. It doesn't untap next, and loses flying permanently. That creature's controller puts two -1/-1 counters on any creature he or she controls of his or her choice. You suffer 3 damage unless you either have all lands come into play tapped under your control for the rest of the game, or have your maximum hand size become two less, counting cumulatively and permanently.

(Show "Neon Hallowe'en Green" sickly spiderweb sprung as if a trap, figure WAS moving quickly; some kind of tumbling winged fiend; show a magical tunnel of winding descent that is the path of getting put into the poxweb nearer to the ground. Show brambles, thorns, smoking acrid venom, deadly pollen, every naturally deadly thing that could be desirable, could even look like mitosis/molecular violence, and some standard white web too, and show it using its sword to be the cowardly element, strong action swoop with a lot to see, gossamer tendrils T-1000 of how that next part would be)

Gallowballoon 1U Instant Put target creature you don't control on the bottom of its owner's library. Then, interweave unless penalty, choose two lands you control that are tapped, and untap up to two others you control. Now any lands you control cannot untap until two more cards after this one are put into your graveyard or are removed from the game, unless you pay 1 life for each you want to untap each time. Unless you are already under a Gallowballoon penalty, when the penalty becomes that you suffer 5 damage.

Word of Rewinding needs this "you dont' control" (Show the (magically wrought) balloon (bubble-archipelago artistry) collapsing and doing a toilet flush, somewhat funny, split the difference cartoonish style, eyes could be subtly bugged out, with a tendril around the neck and a few near-to; figure stance somewhat like largest figure in original Day of Judgment)

Sunlance variant upped to 5 damage, down to 4 damage, 2 automatic damage to you if not attacking or blocking instant, if it doesn't die, bind it. (Makes sense.) Furyswift Sunlance. (Show an exact black cousin of Erhnam Djinn getting the same treatment as the original Sunlance picture, just more jewelery; same amusing style as Gallowballoon. Except he should have backward-flowing thorn-horns, and he should be really scarred; bend the rules for a really bloody ichor-type picture as cool contrast. Skin should be grey-pink-orange-scarlet-standard-red, but clearly is a black creature. Background like picture of Guardian Angel color scheme fully used thereby...or directly the opposite, image-reverse-intersperse style. You can only faintly see a hall/architecture of some kind; it could be a temple with totally open, Theros-type)

This doesn't have much design space, being only a drawback mechanic. But it's one of those ONLY answer type deals.

Cloud Key Survival of the Fittest/Genesis * Grim Harvest/Proclamation of Rebirth/Ivory Gargoyle * Firewing Phoenix/Stitchwing Skaab *

Complete the Wistfulness cycle (it's an exception, there's one set-cost already) Crushing Cyclone is an extra.

Ideas Unbound cycle with bottoming the cards, in all colors, with kicker rulebreak again 2C, something really cool, a touch of exile-casting.

All Suns' Dawn cycle, choose order of next two colors, and something for self. Some kind of "Pact" flavor, with "Donate" flavor.

"Illusions-Donate" x5 - whatever wasn't hit in the previous.

"Draw seven cards", x5 Memory Jar is CLOSE, though not very, with ideas from in-stream. "Perhaps draw less than seven cards... wouldn't four be pretty alright". It would!

Give your opponent some kind of an upkeep, with "Curse" enchantments; the flavor pretty strong, if they have to pay for something, it's thereabout

Flagbearers - with expansion of idea - Punisher-Flagbearers

Some Imprint without the use of the ability word. This is really about the limit. It could kind of go on forever; or "forever", in circular terms, so, what could be more obvious, cut one off and go into Part II.

Evoke as full cost.

Make ONE exception to use Cumulative Upkeep as outright "unexplained ability" to complete the old-frame trilogy of Cumulative Upkeep blocks.

Any other worn-eyepopping-dead-sea-scroll InQuest idea equal or better than these ideas (that we've seen), but you get the idea. (The Grinning Totem/Jester's Cap ideas, with the novel small thing being an EQUAL feather.)

WEAK supporter-creatures for any of these ideas.

Whatever CREATURE gameplay gaps TESTING reveal, with a faint interlock. Not pre-made. This is just "use standard development", but w/e.

Flaming Rift Hopper Accumulating Slimeball Mine of Wisps Cracked Quartzvein Paradise Plumetrail Abyssal Echoes Splinter Shaman (also W, enchantment) Crystal Wurm Purgatory Forgeworks Memory Amulet Cradle of Time Fernflute Sylvan (what else? seems cool) Arcane Helix Cherubim of Restoration Phantom Prowler Warp Coil (let this be drawn in a weirdness style like Relic Bind, and not Temporal Aperture) Focused Lightpulse (this includes a contentious small point, but I think this is good) Observatory (increase cost to 2, tap) World View Crowdraker Griffin Port of Call (remove lol drawback ability) Mana Piston Clockwork Orrery

Bloodfire Dwarf Hearth Kami (activation up to XR) Puncture Blast 1RR, if to player, you skip your next untap phase (written out) Rock Troll Goblin Bloodfuser Tropical Hailstorm Toxic Denouncer Word of Rewinding Knitting Geist Javelin Squadron Tyrant's Machine 1CCC for a 4/4 cycle (new) Concentrate the Aeons Barren Monoliths Stern Lawspire x5 Elixir of Might Vision Vial, Delirium Vial, Breaching Stone, Mending Stone

The 2CCDD dragons (write out any ability; oracle compression, ONLY case thereof.)

Add "any player" to the colorless activations of the Legendary Dragons, but with pay 2 more.

Add "may return an enchantment, instant, or sorcery card from graveyard of C/D/andorE color" quest ability to the dragons; same XCDE, same ability even.

Make a few bigger Seals of X with CC to sacrifice activations.

Make a Legendary artifact gold dragon with the same WUBRG/3color, mashy frame, which covers that Sharuum territory. Add even more splash. World something?

Back in: Gods'-Gate Sentinel down to 4/3 Waste-Shard of Oblivion x5 down to five opponent lands, first ability up to RFG 3 cards. Citadel of Val-Doyaema x5 now has opponent draws cards on last ability for each that wasn't an on-color card. Abilities now cost double-color, including second, WW, tap. Grief-Watcher Statue creature now has end of combat, bind it.

The color-bound creature pumpers now don't stack with themselves, they say "for each Knight of Doyaema", etc.

Heralds also do not find self.

Statute cycle back in

Doom Walker

Natural Balance Cadaverous Bloom: 4RR, pay 2 life, any 2 mana Squandered Resources: 2WW Prosperity that also has anti-discard of two cards on next upkeep, and is also +1 and UU cost. BB Ideas Unbound, lose 2 life.

3WW, 3/4 Silent Arbiter, comes into play tapped. 8GG Sundering Titan, if you cast it, 8/5 4UU 4/3 flying Crumbling Sanctuary 2RR 3/1 Arcane Laboratory plus Spellshock. 3BB 4/2 Each player chooses a color, is Contamination for both of those colors, with same drawback. This guy also has 3BB, tap: Exchange two creatures in graveyard and play.

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3WW, 3/2 Non-legendary Mageta, use ability only once, get +1/+1 counter, thereby track. 3UU, 3/2 Non-legendary Alexi 3BB, 3/1 etc. 3RR, 4/2 3GG, 3/2

Avatar of Strain 5WW Summon Avatar You may also tap your creatures for one mana of their type to cast Avatar. Avatar gains an invocation counter if you use at least two. Flying, does not tap to attack With invocation counter, +1/+0 when attacking; without, +0/+1 when blocking. When Avatar dies, you may pay 1WW. If you do, for the rest of the game, as long as you have 7 or less life or 40 or more life, your spells cost 2 less, and you shuffle Avatar into owner's library. 4/7

Avatar of Brilliance 5UU Flying 4UUUU: Deflection on target self. 8UUUU, tap: Extract a card from opponent's library. 4UU ** Conditions? 5/5

Avatar of Ardor 5RR Flying 2R: Pump. 4RR. etc 5/5

Avatar of Abomination 5BB Deathgaze Creatures opponents control lose -1/-0. One creature opponents control blocks this if able. 3BB 5/5

Avatar of Vitalwrath 5GG Trample Can attack and tap the turn it comes into play on your side if you control twelve or more lands. 2GG, tap: Draw four cards, then discard three cards. Other creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn, and an additional +2/+2 if you discarded three creatures this way. 3GG 6/6

Tower of Champions Tower of Eons Tower of Fortunes Tower of Murmurs Tower of Calamities

Mindstorm Crown Door to Nothingness Fist of Suns that you can use only once, and then cantrips each player by two.

Ward of Worn Runes / Ward of Glowing Runes Without the bonus abilities beyond countering

Wurmcoil Engine cost: 9 p/t 6/9 gain 3 and get three vanilla wurms, burden Blightsteel Colossus cost: 10 p/t 12/7 no infect, no indestructible. if dies, all other creatures 7 -1/-1 counters, and opponent gains upkeep pay 2 not to get drained for 2 burden

4, black vise plus ivory tower 4, ETBT, 4: Becomes a 4/3 EOT. 5: Return to hand. 4 3, tap Elder Druid other than artifacts you control. Gains a charge counter. Upkeep, you may pay up to 2X. And remove X to draw X. If you do, then you may pay 2XX, where X is now the exact number of counters on this, and add that many more counters. Cannot be target of spells or effects with four or more counters. 2 1, tap: Maze of Ith your own creature. Something similar but aggro.

Giant Ostrich (use provoke) Consul's Lieutenant (use renown) (The basic idea with the use of these is, not the card re-use pure flexibility mechanics; not buyback, flashback, retrace).. and not the alternate cost mechanics, either. So not kicker, or evoke, or anything like that. Tribal, also, BARELY exists. And not so much with the etb abilities either. And abilities of permanents that don't cost mana also pretty much impossible, needs very full purpose. So much that is possible though. That ability not having the modern Thing-ValueInteger one really ties the idea together but is a development cycle.

This already has a lot of stuff. Enjoy completion quest iterations.

Which was this whole thing about the functionally identical reserved lists and the always two there are reserved list dustbin and head-explodingly amazing reinstitution of Shandalar.

Cool and that seems about it if anything not quite right, restrictions ON TOP of intent that I guess does have to be clarified, it's, of course, restrict ONE old Strip mine, restrict +2 LD slots that also are on lands. It can be that; it can be the latter, but, also, people get excited, you need a designer, you need singular artistic judgment, tremendously so civilization reunion rainbows and unicorns required ultimate experiential stringency thereof time's up.

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Let Venture also trigger on batallion attack. Fixes the do you include all of the dice rolling along with that of it. Same answer as <>. Make it randomly splashily really strong like that and they could pretty much be whatever as long as room #1 is never ridonkulous, they wouldn't have to be like oh, this is a level 2 dungeon or a color locked dungeon. Then I really like it.

Only going to the next room once you're already in it of course. I like having this be backwards compatible with absolute jank draft fodder but that kind of goes without saying it's not like panoply batallion is balanceable across universal rules and universal power levels that just feels kind of weird for a planeswalker level thing to be out there but without even its natural uptick ability.

And with a healthy repetitiousness. Almost done like dinner not that many anyway. Call it maybe and wring out sponge blindfold chamber.

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Timerelic Aetherwell

XX

Artifact

This comes into play with X charge counters on it.

As this comes into play, choose creature or noncreature.

As long as there are two or more charge counters on this, planeswalker spells cost 2 more unless their controller pays skip your next turn, nonmana abilities you don't control cost 2 or pay 3 life more to activate, and triggered abilities you don't control don't trigger unless their controller skips all main and attack phases of their next turn.

Nonplaneswalker spells of the chosen type with converted cost equal to the number of charge counters on this cost 3 more.

Remove a charge counter from this: Put target planeswalker spell on top of owner's library.

Add to set.

Aeon Prism

1

Artifact

When Aeon Prism enters the battlefield, scry 2 now, or do so at the beginning of your next upkeep.

1, tap, sacrifice Aeon Prism: Add one mana of any color. Add one mana of any color at the beginning of the upkeep or first main phase of your next turn.

Revised Standard Chess

Normal chess rules apply with these extra bonuses.

Pawns capture forward on 7th rank

Pawns sideways noncapturingly on second rank

Pawns backwards and backwards diagonally noncapturingly on third rank

Castling demotes the rook to Omega Chess champion without jump capability or the diagonal moves but with 2 more range. (could be upside down also)

Can make him back into a full rook on opponent's back rank (takes effect immediately; more like promote if pawn can)

Knight can "capture" own player's pieces, demoting any such captured to same color pawns you can place on your own second or even first row instead of moving.

Knights can charge forward one square vertically relative to self, pushing opponent's pawn back one square once per game, and this also works on your own pawns with the same obstructions (not once per knight, and if next displacement square empty, otherwise doesn't work.) and occupying that square

So you could just play knights to central squares on first/early moves, so corner knight available.

Bishop has leap two or three squares backwards vertically noncapturing and is inert on the next opponent's move (change to Wizard or same color disc sit on top of to show this; wizard never exists on own player turn) (Similar to the Chaturganga Wizard moves, contrast with Knight charge)

King can "castle" without the rook to any free unobstructed pathway square on his own back rank using up the castling move.

4 checks also win (The fourth can't be jumped out of)

Stalemate is a win

Baring the King is a win

King to central two opponent back squares or opponent corner squares also wins

The King can get out of any check short of mate resetting its status as a win-game check by swapping with any piece player controls once per game except where this would win the game by the king of the hill squares or squares one King move away from them (so the original setup squares)

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Chaturganga: Where that Queen radius counts as the second order radius. Dragon (UP to three) for Knight-style move. Special pawn recapture only the one directly vertically in front.

Even better and totally bonus phase unbelievable.

Domination 1901

Engineer Corps: 2/1, first two rounds of defense of 2 rather than 1 Cost 4 Makes railroad cost 2 and repair cost 1 where present. Can withdraw on defense to any available square without full withdraw. Not buffed by artillery when attacking; does own work thereby (simulation of dynamite/slowness of combat)

Mercenary Outrider: 1/1/2 Cost: 3 first round combat of 2 except with 25% chance of it being only 1 prehitcalculator, can withdraw separately to any available precontrolled square on attack. Place only in squares of value 3 or less unless only unit placed. 20% chance that the outrider will flee from combat not to a different square, disappearing entirely precombat on the defense, refunding 2. Last dance of this type of unit good show for it with the railroads spice. Cannot blitz empty territory as capture, must stop.

Paratrooper: Cost 4, 1/2 infantry, first round defense of 3, carried by Zeppelin but range of paradrop is -1. (Training is on mountaintop air or open air phantom/cargo zeppelin extra vigorous)

Upgrade Infantry to Paratrooper costs 2 and is full mobility/cost/surprise/build phase 1.

Artillery buffs all ground attackers not just infantry except where and how noted.

Gatling Corps: 1/3/1: Cost 5

Tank 3/3/2 cost: 7 (simulate pre-superpredominance of fuel supply crossover, thus no car only tank, hit up military depot not many cars also good). Buffed by artillery only on round 1 and 2 of combat. (Is slow and bad; it doesn't die/get stuck due to overmaneuvering is main buff to clear out that area)

Wingscout Recruiter: 1/1/4 flyer for 4 (The Wright brothers plane +superbasic obv.). Transform 1 per square into infantry for 1 non-reversibly at start of turn build phase in friendly square without combat move or noncombat move available for it thereafter. (Conscript, except you already can, alternate history what if the ground phase bullets were built into the wings and hull and that wouldn't be ridiculous at all. This ending up decent rather than car.) Stacks with turn into Paratrooper/AA Corps if desired.

Fighter +1 cost

Zeppelin -1 cost (same choice of combat or paradrop; carries 1 paratrooper to combat/peaceful landing any square or 1 infantry to peaceful landing same square)

Greater Zeppelin cost: 14, 3/3/5, same capability with same debuffs; carries paratrooper to combat/peaceful landing any square or 1 non-tank ground unit to peaceful landing same square)

AA Corps replaces AA, costs 5, is limited to 2 targets and is a 1/2 postshooting casualty rather than capturable Upgrade infantry to AA corps costs 3 and works the same as Paratrooper

Capital cities have capturable/recapturable/nonmovable AA guns that shoot twice and also shoot the same postairflak except at value of 2(tied at the outset) called Capital Defense Air Vector

Any placements directly translate.

When Capital is captured, emergency capital created on any still same eact player controlled square, but plunder is total. Production/collection resumes in two turns; enemy turn taken immediately happens, your turn, your next turn end step is collect. Plunder simpler/more original here. Emergency capital also plunderable but has no Capital Defense Air Vector and creates subsequent emergency capital with same rules. Only standard capital restores full player control of original territories if allied player has taken control thereof.

Dutch capital +4 value Dutch +3 infantry (It can't play it at all if it's on a faster setting. It doesn't understand. A bridge too far type of reason why the scenario would then make sense. Kind of steampunk but less bendy.)

Fortress/Trenches: 0/3, first two rounds defense of only 2 Cost: 5 Build phase 2 availability, not newly conquered square. 1 hit. Not a unit.

Unit production penalty on squares with value 3 or greater is minus one of territory value.

Railroad: Cost: 3 Removes unit production penalty on square. Also buffs 1 and 2 to +1 production. Not capturable, auto-"destroy", but repairable for only 2. Not a unit, neutral. Normal build phase 1 to build or repair, takes effect immediately (bend for gameplay sake). On square of value 2 or 3, costs 1 less to build or repair, except where repair would then cost 0 with engineer present.

There are other ideas there too but I couldn't successfully simulate them.

A good AI-only vs. player game, but could also make a two alliances version of it. Probably just make that one on paper I would guess. This is very cool. Except so fiddly to have cowboy in the game. An interesting theoretic exercise of how complicated the problem is. Obviously no knowledge of which opponent is the human opponent but can it figure it out. There are endless supplies of these okay.

I think it's quite amusing that you think you could get away with that. With the whole thing. Absurdity.

Aeon Prism

1

Artifact

When Aeon Prism comes into play without a mirror counter on it, draw a card and create a timecrystal.

You can't sacrifice Aeon Prism except to its own effect.

1 or tap an untapped creature you control, tap: Add one mana of any color. Choose now whether at your first main phase of either your next turn or your turn that is after that one you will add one mana of any color. Exile Aeon Prism if it has a mirror counter on it. Otherwise sacrifice it.

2: Return Aeon Prism from your graveyard to play with a mirror counter on it.

Which would be add this one nonland card to the land section of the format. It would be a nice bonus rock for one less card concept too. With the token but that's how it has to be. Play a creature. But probably not. Just scry 1 etb and next turn pip on use, same title.

That's nice. Certainly it's getting quite close, feel free to complete that by hair's breadths that it may be. Totally not concerned. Just go with the arrayed gutpiercers of history and all will be well. Very well. So great. Yeah that's not how this works. You may not speak, you don't get to speak. It's like a super to the galaxy quest degree burnination degree reuptake superuppercut filthbreacher walk away ending with the we know the way. This is the way. You are not proven by crucible of death's irrelevance people. Rewards and punishments as apppropriate, one way or another, stainscrapes. They cannot handle it. I do not care, though. They would do all of that but not anything morally good. They would only pretend. Come gather round people wherever you roam. They're the headstones, carved upon end of the road. Yeah yeah. Put out a Gish mix tape for just about free. Bwoaouh!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is for doing some quick and excellent all-purpose use, but especially can be better than the other version of close-to-free if you just do (maybe after some waiting and realization of peacable, amenable social equity and relaxathon) Sealed Where We See Each Other's Sealed But Not the Final Deck. Maybe with help, or the simplest handicap of one does and other not.Maybe to create cross-play similarity you say that the draft here is 14 instead of 15. This is now actual instead of legacy, though not held in the highest of overwrite the old standard esteem. Those are close like that, so maybe that.Only for 4 players and having it go around really contrastingly quickly is very cool too and is the team draft random teams after cube. There are inherently suggested ways for that to be somewhat contained that may have more variety, like maybe the draft is 17, thus being 204/270 kind of handsomely varied and having median similarity, could look at this also. Thus being the harder thing to expound every make sure it doesn't get old option. And thus possibly even more pregnant with possibilities, excellent deployment phase.Beautiful bubbly break.Any 10-years-in-a-row would work pretty well as the rares/mythics, but some subset blocks is also clearly feasible. I would say go until the last minute on the project to keep it about the same even if there's some intent, leave 5Dragon in to create systemwide power level similarity for as long as possible, so that "actually tested it" is not onerous and actually happens even if minimally, and probably don't even take out AlphaWidget, but possible for rule following still. Could do current version of most-similar Kamigawa, with also Lorwyn/Shadowmoor blocks, All Zendikar, Throne of Eldraine, Onslaught, Odyssey, Original Theros, Khans of Tarkir, Shards of Alara, Ice Age, Tempest, Time Spiral, Invasion, All Ravnica Sets, Amonkhet and War of the Spark (with the option of additonally carefully using Magic Origins, Commander Sets and Modern Horizons for final cards similarities) but the overall have to play without wild swings could low power curate that most sharply there with the banlist and/or powermax cards top 50, like with Survival of the Fittest, Recurring Nightmare, Cursed Scroll, Umezawa's Jitte and Legendary Eldrazi Titans.Because this is awesome, like why draft packs, because signet into wrath might suck, might be great but why not some variety. That could mean either, not counting extra slots or potential extra slots which give you integer instead of percentage and they can coexist comfortably. Either the 1 / 14.5 ratio, the 1.5, or the 2, in Time Spiral terms for rares and infinite simulated packdrafts. They are close but divergent, even when you diverge 59 from 64, though the slots as made in sets suggests 2, they cannot be directly compared because common slots get spun out to break singleton territory, but can be made super close. That was why I liked exert so much.So this is where we're coming from, some mythic flex and dunked their sprinkly donut in the scalding stop trying to make fetch happen, it's all use of force and imperative fightback.So that's pretty easy. To do the standardized system of infinite simulated packdrafts. Would want very willing inclusion of convenience factors and deep designs rather than thinner, so could shift it to the closest possible. That is pretty easy to make that be bare minimum floor of 285 commons/uncommons, a 50 sets 380, and an integer section of all/any cards 430. It couldn't be anything. Couldn't even get that to fire, would be discuss in forum by too much. It was actually the other way around. And it actually works the same way, that with the accumulation, there is really no competition. Each one that comes in is mind-bending in how much cross-functional "accepts that input" it creates, to do what we want it to do. And have a great time. And that's kind of ironic/shaving the edge, even. At that point teh opera cycle still gets made, but maybe only just barely. That becomes a very interlocked synergy of what the you make the card system is for. It's for cards that go in the infinity engine space, there, and it gets tested for the price of 3/2onedayperweekrotation (with only first place equity of rebate of the cost, whether 3 or 2), and with four first place equalling 15 plusvalue tickets, bundled. It does not have to be a low quality. We're going to go with the systems. Good one to add, most recent. That gives the plausible deniability back to the designers and creates what should be in that situation. There were so many that we didn't do that in the more recently spun out low imagination visible sales effort rather than more invisible of too simple, too paint by numbers. There were so many that we didn't do that and we just made, art. Like very earliest, can't quite predict what next X cards in file will be. Could be low amount of text, could be more medium. And then you can also get, the send-away scholastic gold stickers.Alpha-Beta-Unlimited-Revised-Fourth Edition-Chronicles-Homelands-Fallen Empires-Ice Age-Alliances-Mirage-Visions-Weatherlight lumped together in one "3" category/set. Arabian Nights, Antiquities, Legends, and The Dark and old promo cards (Mana Crypt etc.) are one set that costs 2, or 1 all by itself for ONLY old promo cards, if you really want to do that. Anything else not specifically included that is after this, while Standard already existed and what it included when so created, that was never released as a set meant for Standard is in the 2 category. So nothing is banned but it's just cost structures. That's what it has to be I think. So it kind of toes that line. It says something rather than nothing about the balance thereof. It's kind of interesting how a sequence comes about. The one makes sense and then everything else is purely predictable. Mystery Booster costs 3, and etcetera. So that makes it alpha-cards and mystery boosters being 3, and would also be Revised 7th edition as well, maybe consider that as some sort of slice of unbending requirement mirage checkmarkbox speed challenge; that it be that or that each of the 4 parts are 2, either the 4 parts are 1 or the 4 parts are 2 or the whole thing costs 3, which thing gets chosen there. Others being 2 as described. And with Urza's Saga, Mirrodin, Darksteel, Stronghold, 5th Edition, Ice Age(doubled; available by itself costing 2, next four sets also available like this but costing only 1), Throne of Eldraine, War of the Spark, Rise of the Eldrazi, Theros beyond Death, M11, M12, and Zendikar Rising, and Kaldheim also cost 2. It needs to be 2 to have double functionality within using sets rather than anycards. This seems undercosted for now but gets spun out to individualism very quickly. It's already nearly there for it being half, and is very relevant. The ability to get through functional error avoidance very quickly with all of this is just a good idea.Can also forego 50 individualized anycards for 7 totalsphere sets. From example follows universal.Can choose to draft 11, 12, 13, 14, or 15.What do you call this? There's a full title but not a snappy title maybe. Maybe you call this 50 Dragon. Because there are two manifestations of 50, and with the amount of commons required, that would have functional wow factor replay timewarp. And the other thing works that way as a microcosm too, if substitution is chosen also.Let's call that a handoff at that point. Very flexible, as separate things that both need to be true. The easiest would be go backwards from already knowing what you want but this would be difficult while including differences between anycards and sets. Sound good. Increase difficulty and flexibility and also include hashtag 120 card no commanders. Allows two first picks, doesn't allow enforce rarity. Could but also can not very easily. Doesn't allow break singleton. For reasons of curation of pull up differentiation list and data and just already covered that with pauper and peasant. If it did this, this would make its property of help you create awesome go the other way into create mush that isn't worth playing maybe. And that is its purpose. One of its many interlocked purposes. Where for commander, of course, it's round up to 67, and the commander/companion(but companion costs 2 rares across the board) doesn't count, so 67-20-12-1. And competitive strongplayer's handicap is lose 10 sets rather than any of the rares. We can easily do this. That can do a lot. Allows four packs if this would not go over the unbending upper card limit. In terms of set and lands, there are some additional rules. The shocklands and pain lands are in every set that doesn't already have them but cost 1 rare slots downgrade to lower plus an uncommon downgrade, and so are prismatic vista and grand coliseum at the same cost. So also are the fetchlands but they cost 2 rares plus 1 uncommon downgrade. The checklands, scrytemples and fastlands are also in every set as uncommons that cost 1 uncommon downgrades, where the use of an actual set inclusive are uncommon. Terramorphic Expanse, Evolving Wilds and the generic gainlands are also in every set and are similar uncommon usage (even within the shared space already, this is labeled) of 2 uncommon slots; the latter upgraded from actual printed card if not set inclusive. So those would be secret lair rainbow dragonlands other than fetch including Throne of the Tarnished Citadel @ legendary and 3 mana for monarchsack and 2 life for rainbow mana with some other printing to come and secret lair modern guildlands cross-functional. Couldn't let that be the friend friend but could do storecost 77. They can just click on cubes and stuff. Makes sense. LMAO @ not even orbital annihilation beheadings. The best kind. Partners cost five uncommon downgrades from largest section. Zur the Enchanter, Omnath, Locus of Creation, Korvold, Fae-Cursed King, Chulane, Teller of Tales, Yarok, the Descrated, Golos, Tireless Pilgrim, Kenrith the Returned King, Esika, God of the Tree // Prismatic Bridge (you get the idea) as commanders cost seven uncommon downgrades (and with consistency, the card is either nuts warranting annoyance factor overall ban discussion or costs exactly that; and there will be no splitting of the lists on my end between cube jank and edh jank and this is easy enough, but you need as in literally need 35 and ban those two cards and rule zero going the other way). Of course, that can be just subset ban, hardly points, points open the door to that is literally the opposite of a fun thing to be minimaxing, no amount of points whether high or low would be satisfactory. The life part really is though I think. That feels less real if it is also that. Like the statement not merely of intent but the hard and fast rule, of additionally and only, the card makes too much mana and is/could easily be banned on similarity, so those plus the new Lotus just as I said you/we had to do. Yeah ok, plus also Rhystic/Mystic as "draws too many cards, SO not fair", Ancestral Recall similarity.

Axis & Allies Iron Blitz II(Strategic Air Mobilization Edition)2nd/3rd Edition rules selectorsNo East-West CanadaNo one Panama Sea ZoneFurther interlocks:Aerial retreat ONBut also, no naval occupation build stoppage (But combat is auto-gate; aircraft are "too slow" to also join.) Creates an additional combat phase during the placement phase of that turn that has no retreat options for the newly placed submarines OR occupying submarines, if any hostile zone sharing would be created by the placement. There is no retreat whatsoever possible from naval occupation breaker combat. This is quite a bit but it doesn't put random blockade spots on the map. Since that was added, but there are way fewer squares, you get the full everything hopefully here but very quickly.Aircraft can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers (ONLY including build at same time fighters on aircraft carrier if this rule is used. Not using the rule doesn't include them in combat and they have to have a different placement. Furthermore, their landing is kamikaze prerequisite style onto exact number of best possible rolls carriers were they lose their extra three moves. NO such thing as low luck dice for Iron Blitz II. So you could but maybe not the best.) By declaring antinaval airstrike in precombat which means NO aircraft can move except during special step that turn.Other ships can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers by declaring antinaval seastrike in precombat which means NO ships can move except during special step that turn. Aircraft carriers can't use this unless empty without using the full antinaval strike, whether built or new. So that's an exception. This includes loading/unloading troops from transports and subsequent similarity. It also includes all noncombat movement of ships. This all simulates the use of fuel and the disadvantage incurred.Other ships and aircraft can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers (ONLY including build at same time fighters on aircraft carrier if this rule is used.) By declaring full antinaval strike in precombat which means NO aircraft or ships can move except during special step that turn. They can only attack the directly occupied zones that are building. There are no sequences of go through one other combat square first, noncombat is fine blitz. If that, then that's the whole part of the reason that's even worthwhile. Something to separate the stacks. Original had it but is crazy good, so works out.This can also be condensed to simply being remember which units actually moved an worsen the power of naval occupation, it's still a relevancy to have there not be any squares ever be contested squares, including sea zones, with the special end of turn phase. Having moved at all, even with extra moves left, would count in this case, so that would be at least slightly separate. In fact that's relevant enough to easily take out. That's a tradeoff but I dislike it less. I just want that to be complete.USSR RestrictedNew Factory territories build 1 more unit than territory value by IPCs, but not on 2004 Re-Revised with its high territory values.Special D-Day / VJ-Day Joint Strike. Skipping the British combat step to the American turn. Joint Strike costs 37 IPCs, paid on the British turn, divided as follows, 10 base cost each, or 20 to one, and an extra 17 fully to one of the two. Can be used twice during the entire game. Targets up to two land territories and the exact disambiguation naval combats preceding them, similarly not including other clearing actions like with breaking naval occupation. Territories captured by the Joint Attackers, whether fully occupying survivalists are one or the other, can be divided as chosen in any allocation between them. (Since you can't go nuclear, this was part of more than just a bit hypothetical outcomes.) This also skips British cash-out phase to the end of the American turn, except for 7, so cashout is total minus 7.Paratroop units on.Maximum IPCs are not plundered if any paratroop units are used to capture a Capital, only 7.ALL plundering of IPCs from Official Board Capitals cannot remove all, but must leave 5 plus territory value of next held factory plus 2 if available, and if not available, most valuable nonfactory territory. Capture of Capital creates necessity of declaration of an Emergency Capital in any still held territory, creating a territory of marker of own marker on own territory. Plunder the Official Board Capital for the first time (NOT recapture by correct alliance/real owner) is a flat fee windfall of 5 from the bank/aether on top of this. Which makes sense in the context of what happens after and is possible step 1 of it. There is some kind of whole other game possible there.Purchase tax of 2 (not PER unit but IN TOTAL) applies while the Capital is captured, players can still produce, and restoring a Capital allows 3 units in it that turn as opposed to only next turn and gets rid of the Emergency Capital. Emergency Capital is an unbombable factory if there is no factory there, thus including failure to retake capital but use of purchase preceding it. Tax is paid to "bank/aether", which bank/aether also pays out plunder of 2 IPCs to each member of opposing alliance with 2 more to negotiate or roll for by half or thirds. Plunder of ALL is paid to enemy alliance conqueror of NEXT factory or Emergency Capital. (Ruthless backstabbing/chaos mechanics/black markets/actual possible end of war continuance of war historicity). And this works repeatedly. Losing the Emergency Capital just creates another one to be plundered by whoever kills that square, though only the first divergence/convergence counts the Factory possibility. The subsequent only count the Emergency Capital, with the one still causing the shift if not moving the square. Unless the whole thing happens again - that the board capital was restored and then lost again. Per cycle. You know. Just in case. Take that, idiotic alarm clock. Now fight. Fight to the death! Fight for your audience's love!This is still a victory condition that turns on immediately at end of turn and still pretty much wins you the game just not in exact clockwork; that's slightly less interesting and realistic, history might have repeated itself and still ended up as invader's loss.Always on AA for flyby, but is air raid warning odds of d10 roll of 1 to hitMultiple AA work, but limit is 2 to actually shoot, and in actual nonstrategic combat, second AA hits rolls up to a maximum of three times. So it's more like you'd move it. (Applies to flyby also)Against multiple AA in strategic bombing only, bomber rolls of 1 destroy the extra AA (NOT ever the base AA, even if they massively hit, and only out of those actually shooting, so their implementation is automatic in that case but still reasonably clumpable.)From map A to map B, all unit rules transfer and map rules same. Whole point is different neutral country rules massively different, neutral country not official option to swap between. So these would both have their fans.Infantry: 2/3 Cost: 3Conscript: 2/3 identical infantry placed one per turn per square without a factory. Conscript doesn't affect bunker tax if you do both at the same time, you must pay if it was bare. Cost: 5Marine/Special Paratrooper: 3/2 Cost: 4 Machinegunner: 2/4/1 Cost: 4, also peaceful paradrop as follows in later descriptionFirst round attack of 1 rather than 2Commando/Sniper: 4/3/1 Cost: 5First round defense of 4 rather than 3, direct paradrop into combatCombat Engineer/Radio-Radar Operator: 2/4/1 for 5.Artillery support on attack OR defense of +1 for non-infantry-classes only; Mech. Inf, Artillery, both Tanks (same nonstacking type), including all 4 Air units, but Air only on the defenseIncreases flyby AA strength to 2 out of 10Increases AA combat strength to 1/2 where present(overlapping with other artillery bonuses; does ALL if ANY is present)Reduces cost of building of both types of trenches by 1 on a 1 to 1 basis where present, as well as Bunker or Emergency Bunker (yes, diversified breakdown where you could get all three/all four if you already had the limit on the better trench from one present engineer)Direct paradropFirst five are infantry-class for purposes of A&A revised transport.Artillery: 3/3/1 Cost: 4 raises attack (NOT defense) value of accompanying strongest ground unit by +1, 1-to-1 per round (including tank/heavy tank.). Can retreat from combat on either attack or defense as a surviving unit before firing again after any round, individually to any available square. Full mobility not special worsened rules for 1/2 for 3 infantry. Including newly unobstructed squares as original many combat moves board game play. A buffed artillery, whether by other on first round or first round tactical support, is nerfed to 7/12. Can be paradropped but not directly into combat at a same rate of 1 (This part unique, the latter all harmonized to World at War Iron Blitz transport capacities.)Mech. Inf: 3/3/3 Cost: 4; same paradrop capability as artillery, only peaceful. Can blitz through empty territory once, but not twice. Tank: 4/4/2 Cost: 5Heavy Tank: 5/5/2 Cost: 8 (Artillery buff is d8 for 7 or less/8 rather than 100%) With both factory and military base, or factory-factory, or military base-military base in adjacent or same territories, can build two in the same square in build phase 2 for 15. A&A Revised Transport: 1/1 Cost: 7 FIRST TWO: 5Basic transports can retreat from combat before round 3+ attack begins to any empty/friendly control square (including YOUR attack where you didn't manage to snipe exactly what you wanted to)Submarine: 3/2 Cost: 5 Submarine first strike is only invoked as a rule when it is the only attacking type of unit used and is not breaking a naval occupation. When so done, defending submarines also have first strike, but all defending units on the field can be chosen as casualties. It remains redundant if they face off one against another except that to initiate is strong. And it remains coherent as an attack profile and collective defense profile. I think I actually meant this but wrote it out wrong.First strike attacks roll at -1 (so more similar, attacker only, defense made equal rolling also at 2) during that round. Better targeting from increased surface contact afterwards.This would at least adjust what happens when sub attacks 2+ bare transports (a key adjustment I would say; rather alarmingly bad for sub before). But I also like transport not being defenseless. Getting rid of that was a downgrade. I like the fleets of bare transports as a deep strategic element and the threat and counterthreat of aircraft against them.Submerge works as well as withdraw, but does NOT work if there's remaining even a lowly opposing transport as the victory over the square, means unit is dead (same idea as disambiguation naval occupation)Submarine casualty to air and also hit air (this is more accurate, they did and could)Convoy: 4/4/2 Sea Transport, 2 A&A Revised Transports in 1 unit Cost: 15Destroyer: 3/3: Cost: 7; destroyer rolls during defense first strike round with submarines at a value of 1, FIRST TWO: 5AA Destroyer: 3/4 FIRST THREE: 7 Cost: 9 same anti-sub capability, targeted flyby 1 in 10 AA gun fire incoming precombat but 1 to 1 (both flyby target 1 instead of all and standard combat 1 round of weak target fire)Heavy Destroyer: 4/4, same anti-sub defense but at rate of 3/10. Can pay 7 for same minesweeper ability noted on Battleship. Cost: 9Cruiser: 4/4/3 Cost: 9, shore bombard of 1 or less unequivocal hit also with 2 or less additional roll of 2 or less unequivocal hit exactly 3 stuns 1 defender choice unit for 1st round, can transport 1 non-Tank ground unit. Can pay 3 for sea mines once each turn, during place units phase. Sea mine is automatic self destruct on unfriendly unit, including sub, fires during same round, at a rate of 2 in 10, and penetrates the two hit shield of units that have it, doing it in one hit. When two, both go off. When more than two, all but one go off. Per separate allied controller. Is not a selectable casualty during first strike round, automatic, but is afterwards if large combat. Normal casualty selection, not targeted, for enemy of mine controller's choice. Cannot hit or be be hit by air and does not go off if only air attacks. So that has a cost, a very slightly divergent count one separate unit pool where before they were always together. It is not hitting, itself, afterwards, it is a perimeter. Carrier: 3/4 Cost: 13 (simultaneous fighter/tactical bomber build placement possible as in post-revised. And also jump onto as old ones at exact build point of the carrier even though this is an extra move.)Supercarrier: 4/5/3 Cost: 20 (Can also carry empty Bomber/Heavy Bomber but costs 2 slots) 2hits battleship style.Battleship: 4/4 Cost: 15, FIRST FOUR: 14Can carry 1 land unit Battleship and Cruiser unit carrying causes inability to shore bombard if the same one disembarked any unit that turn, except for Battleship where it reduces bombardment strength to 3 rather than 4.Two hits default rather than optional. Also has sea mines but can do two instead of one per turn with the second costing 4 instead of 3. Battleship can also use minesweeper ability during purchase units phase before committing to final purchases, phase 1-A thereof, paying 5 for a 5 in 12 chance of knocking out all enemy mines on adjacent squares. Okay, like this. I wanted to push hard in the tactical direction of shipbuilding being more possible, but these are as low as they can go. With submarine rules ironed out, hopefully it still is. That's a good soak unit that can do something also. I should have gone for that first, it would have made it easier. So yeah. That could go on forever, so the design rule HAS to be, at least here, strategic components that could ever even remotely deal with most cowardly war elements of all, even if rangestrike since gunpowder. To go really deep on those, those can be costed like that. On account of multiple theaters/rule sets.Number of battleship/cruiser bombardments are capped at the IPC value of the territory being hit, plus 1, but can't go below 4. (As strategic bombing is supposed to also be in terms of IPCs, but neither TripleA nor the 1998 game do this. Let the maximum bombing value be territory plus 2 since strategic bombing can incur coward's losses and battleships can't, so that's only plus 1. Simulates uselessly hitting the same thing twice after it's darn well a crater.)So altogether like that with both rule sets of how many hits it takes. But this makes include all new units default option #1 in Classic rather than neutral option, but that's all right. Creates additional conceptual bombardment noncombat strategy interlock for cost structure, in combination by necessity. On map two, Battleship two hits default, but option gated also. NOT so for any other house rule idea, but for this along with Factories on that map. However chosen, no formality to randomization itself. Kind of maybe don't want these randomizations but they are nice too. You have to get into some minutiae but the idea behind it is clear, lots of stuff combined in one game. Use all of the units with the differences between the maps and their starting setup. That seems complete after examining rules in full detail, those have to be in the game more by default or the design gets hard.Fighter: 4/4 Cost: 8 FIRST TWO SHARED AS FIRST FOUR TOGETHER WITH TACTICAL BOMBER: Cost 7 (STRONG, but also, more balanced: defendablex3/x2)Can scramble to defend adjacent sea zones at a combat strength of -1. Can scramble to defend adjacent land zones at a combat strength of -2 for 1 round. Land scramble has a 1 turn escape vector vulnerability where can be shot at but not shoot. Scrambles count as turn upside down use once per turn for the fighter.Tactical Bomber: 4/3/4 FIRST TWO SHARED AS FIRST FOUR TOGETHER WITH FIGHTER: Cost 8 Cost: 9 Strategic bombing roll of d4 that has 3 on it twice rather than a 4. On a roll of a 1, roll a d10 and a 2 or less on the d10 removes 1 non-IPC strategic casualty, with a 2 instead of a 1 having a further 50/50 chance of it being 1 additional economic damage instead as a pure gate rather than anyone's choice. Can target squares without complex to try to whittle down, but only ground squares. DOES work to just try to do tactical economic damage to a square, even an empty one, but without a complex this would be 1 instead of 2, though still subject to the bombing cap. So you have to consider some unclumping if this should be enough of a threat. (Still subject to debuff flak industry complex d10 roll; the 4 would still be distinct it's just that it's a 3.) Scrambling fighters to defend against this works the same way. Advanced artillery support of strongest ground unit during round 1 of attack combat if not bombing, where roll is 5 or less out of 12 to be buffed by 1 rather than automatic; of strongest base roll not already 1-to-1 supported by ground artillery - ground buffs apply first, then this could support a second best or third best, but none of it stacks onto one unit. Also works on sea combat, same strongest unit support for 1 round. Can scramble to defend adjacent sea zones at a combat strength of -1. Can scramble to defend adjacent land zones also at -1 strength for 1 round. Scramble counts as turn upside down use once per turn. Land scramble has a 1 turn escape vector vulnerability where can be shot at but not shoot. Tactical invincibility potshot cap of 2. Empty square cap of 1. Special additionals. Bomber: 4/3 Cost: 12 FIRST: Cost 8 SECOND: Cost 9 THIRD: 10Paratrooper/etc. carrying range is nerfed from 6 to 5. (There are 7 possible uses for this, so is needed. Other standard range unaffected.)Long Range Heavy Bomber: 4/3/7 Cost: 15Does 1 more damage in strategic, not automatic but if not shot down.Immune to flyby AA, whether AA destroyer or ground AA types.No range penalty for the paradrops.AA: 0/1(ground/postAAdefenserollstillhitair)/1 Cost 5 FIRST: Costs 3, SECOND: Costs 4 All can be placed concurrently with Industry. Latter two can be thus. Territory marker has greyed out same icon on flipside to do this part and maybe others. If it's already this much. So grey, topside, grey to count the first.Now separate pools of own color AA as in subsequent editions. Is equal to transport uselessness except takes its place. Is a crap machine gun useful like that too. So original/split difference but not capturable and can be a casualty. Would have to be rebuilt. Special EOT build capability at captured industry complex if money still available like with build your own new one. Map 1 placements identical for this except barely different now, same unit different color/allegiance factors.Can be placed without factory for a tax of 2 in addition to concurrency ability.Peaceful paradrop, larger than infantry-class for A&A revised transportV-2 rockets//Advanced AA-mech-inf:3/4/3 Cost: 10Standard AA gun capabilities and vulnerabilities, plus strategic bomb strike of range of 2 including pass over sea zones. Does 1 economic damage at 2 or less/7 ignore 8 on a d8.Strike requires deployment and decommissioning from AA capability. Announce at start of combat move phase, cannot move then strike, lasts until beginning of next combat phase. Mark with grey. Cannot announce twice in a row. Strike is a combat move.Can always prefer as base AA regardless of deployment timestamp.Same characteristics for paradrop/transport.Cannot place with same bonuses as basic AA.Industry: Cost 11 FIRST: Cost 9. Industry has air raid warning defense against strategic bombing against exactly itself of crappy flak that is enough to throw off course but not kill and is roll a d10 for a 1 or 2 and if it's a success PER bomber, bombing does only 1 or 2 (so there's include a d10) Good because there was a good chance of only 1 or 2 damage anyway. (STACKS with AA fire but occurs after). 2 doesn't buff 1 up to its value, used only if 3, 4, 5 or 6 is rolled.Bunker from World at War: (0/3/0 Fortification class, HP:2) Cost 7 First turn tax of 1Territory must be occupied to build unless tax of 1 is paid. Any will count, but not sea adjacency. Occupation tax can be at point of build, but this doesn't count newly captured squares, no change there.End of that exact turn damage healing for this and battleships if applicableOne per territoryMilitary base: Cost: 8, first: 7, factory/fortification class immune to strategic bombing Not a casualty Build up to normal factory limit but only infantry, marines, machinegunners, commandos, engineers, Mech. Inf., basic AA or basic transports. Cannot be captured, is destroyed/disembarked. Tax of 1 for build unit groups beyond 1, except the very first time it is used. Can be built in second build phase and in newly conquered territory for a tax of 3. Refunds 1 IPC to builder/prev.controller when dispersed. So the heavy tank rule means that the artilleries tanks and heavy tanks are enabled for build phase 1 where applicable. Separated by one sea zone also counts if there's also a harbor in either exactly otherwise adjacent land square. You still pay the tax if you're using a turn 2+ military base for it it's just knocked off to exact normal value. Emergency bunker network: Build only in Capital or Emergency capital territory that is since start of turn, but Emergency Capital costs 2 more. Same 1 per territory NOT shared with conventional bunker. Counts as an AA gun which falso goes past the limit of 2 AA guns to three. Counts as the base AA for purposes of possible destruction of basic AA, IF extras actually shoot where all standard units are subject to it instead of only 1.Cost: 12, 0/3, HP: 4, FIRST TWO round combat salvo of 5 instead of 3 (This could be other things but only like about here is it not silly and actually appropriately additive and historically what-if spectrum, adding defense roll of 5 to the game, repeated resiliency of fully 4 HP compared to infantry defense that are non-capped in Classic/Revised and should be (works in both ways with Revised cap). The one leads to the other, and is right it seems. Unlike conventional bunker, repair Emergency bunker damage is marked like damage to factory that is just straight up economy damage here, and costs 2 to restore each point, still a discount if there's only one thing left to do; it's way underground and using extensive intelligence munitions emergency resort to deliver blasts that powerful, if it took any unrestored damage at all since the start of the turn (not just immediately) that is now 4 instead of 5. It has to be pay to repair, otherwise it's a nuts capability for post-D-day scenarios along with zero payment regenerator conventional bunker.) If it so happens that you end up with two or more, you end up with two or more and can maintain them all.Civil Defense Trench:0/1/0 (Fortification class; beyond units per turn per factory limit where inclusive)Cost: 2Place without factoryUp to two per territoryBarbed Wire Trench/Landmines:0/1 or less out of d8/0Cannot hit air units, rolls first to be less useless but not as an invincibility, in a middle-areaCost: 3Place without factoryUnlimited amount per territoryCan place on newly conquered territory at end of turn; can also buy at that timeSo include this many bracketed randomizations but everything still initial setup restrictions breed creativity inclusive.Formal removal of weapons development. Really that's what you want, and just do away with the squares on top of the map. Could be squashed together as one idea with randomization, which simulates worse but plays better maybe.Include phase for house rules/inbox type.Fighters also count as anti-strategic bombing aircraft as follows:Instead of hitting ALL attack aircraft, commit to 1 Bomber/tactical each. Instead of HIT, intercept on 1, then 1 further roll of 3 or less for a hit. A hit of 3 instead of 2 or 1 only deflects the bomber, damaging it instead of killing it, negating its bombing run. So this is pretty bad, but it's something that makes sense. If involved in paratroop attack, must decide whether commited to 4-defense or shoot down incoming troops/aircraft. And this is also choose between them, sufficiently realistic, shooting your own aircraft with flak would be megabad morale.Only way to prevent permanent loss of 3 initial income and also create dual optional semiforced mobilization between Russia/Karelia. Also only way to have it be less crazy swingy, from unwinnable one way to undefendable for Karelia-Russia collapse squares of infantry dwindling versus pretty much even more tanks. Also more defendable/not play out the same each time for native Russian aircraft, if used and when, of interest. Decision whether to commit to strafing combat, realism. Pretty much only those. And obviously 1942 Second Edition Map and any Global 1940 similarities for China are allow U.S. spends but it but can only the conscripts, bunkers, civil defense, barbed wire trench, and basic AA, and when they pop out of/into it's the turn order full transfer. Obviously. Wouldn't have that as a map but could have anniversary re-revised with the same type of thing for China. Maybe with "China" rules thereof like home base strike territories as option; see this first then option possible. The maps I think could be playmat. How are they not, like put them through heavy overstress cracked paint. And the box hefty but not uber nuts. One whole more country equals less possible oversupply of pieces. Just look at durr hurr own product and I also redesigned that. 2004 Re-Revised Map included. All territories identical geographically. Rules could be mishmash, could be hybridized to be the victory cities, or be the plundering of the Capitals with the total victory.Final unit statistic revisions to addendum functionality.For use with same rules/values for the units, and with same initial setup similarity:Only just barely different. Japan starts with 3 extra infantry and one extra Transport in Okinawa, and 2 extra infantry on Borneo.Germany starts with 3 extra infantry in Western Europe, 1 more in Germany and also 2 extra in Southern Europe, and an extra Transport in Baltic Sea.Soviets have 2 extra infantry in Novosibirsk and 1 extra in Karelia, and also 1 extra Tank in Karelia.Americans have 2 extra infantry in Central United States.British have two extra Infantry in United Kingdom, an extra Fighter in United Kingdom and an extra Fighter in Western Canada.Just so that you don't have to build and then move them momentum wise and builds are not forced. It is overall best to slightly diverge there, to make the whole has to exist factory but is strategically megadifficult if it can't be destroyed which also should be the rule better.Karelia worth 3Novosibirsk worth 4Evenki National Okrug worth 2Yakut S.S.R. worth 4Soviet Far East worth 2Buryatia S.S.R. worth 2Caucasus worth 5Germany worth 11Western Europe worth 8Algeria worth 2Libya worth 3Belorussia worth 4West Russia worth 3Ukraine S.S.R worth 5United Kingdom worth 10Western Canada worth 3Eastern Canada worth 4Anglo-Egypt worth 3Union of South Africa worth 3French West Africa worth 2Australia worth 3New Zealand worth 2Transjordan worth 2Persia worth 2India worth 4Manchuria worth 4Kwangtung worth 4French Indochina worth 4Philippine Islands worth 5Okinawa worth 2New Guinea worth 2Greenland worth 2Mexico worth 3Brazil worth 4Alaska worth 3Sinkiang worth 4Hawaiian Islands worth 2Also enjoyed and was kind of better, but pretty much worse for this new option. A way to include would be good, though, still. Idea is takes less time but is deep thought incalculable still ultimately. But take longer also could be a fun time. Unbalanced/mistake unfriendly in other direction towards Axis, unless perfect/boring moves are made (the moves you HAVE to make, in Classic, are both clearer and could A-B-C). If tactical-strategic divergence accounted for, even more prescribed mapwise. Very few things possible. Could alter factories too but all done here with territory value instead. It's not just the factory, it's the inherently repetitive emergency factory nukage of the square value itself unbalanced to others, and the risk of the factory and the jump-up/relinquishing thereof of income and consideration/threat/weighing of value that makes many of the 1-value territories now 2, particularly French West Africa, you have no reason to go that direction, and that is also not forced immediately at all. This version to have randomization function of Factory cost bonus structure being the original 15 with first as 13 in addition to the normal base game. This MAP, of the two maps, that is. Other set as outlined. So put all of that together and that'd be a set. A complete structure like that. Any wacky stuff called optional rules could be added too, but explicitly those weapon developments are so bad in terms of what you're supposed to be getting out of that that that's some kind of other game that is of less repute, to be treating the future of those in the field only as simulacra, though they be.On Classic Map:1 extra Destroyer UK Sea Zone1 extra Infantry Anglo-Egypt Sudan1 extra Infantry Alaska1 extra Transport Hawaiian Islands Sea Zone1 extra Infantry Soviet Far EastFinal playtest handoff. Now very confidently so. Wanted to let it go but had to magnifying glass the last rules items. So that's it, hope you enjoy participating in this beta test alpha set. That's one way to make it that to me would be the only way if I had my choice and couldn't personally see even better within the constraints, but that imposition of difference structures for costs could be seen in a less than favorable light. I would want it to play out at massive value of my time divergence. So I would play my own and not just be putting out the press of how good a version it is.Like forever in awe right, no, that wasn't quite the point.We can keep going and see, these things, in another way, in all the kaleidoscopic multiplicative values ways.To the end, to the very beginning of free to dance.Camp bunk beds sleeping squash begins at dawn, jump in a lake, reasonable solution, I suggested reasonable solution but they took needless exception, they wanted the dam burst on fully next step graduated cap slavery with conditionality which did not have victory gardens levels of proof or self-justification, and they would not stop, so maybe the steps up those clacking wooded slats will serve to give reflection, however momentary.I'm having a good time... true, and a kickjump boo boo, hunny, just running down like a pie impact on the wall. ALL IN ALL I JUST LIGHT A SPARKLER CAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU MADE THE WRONG CHOICES, CHOICES THAT SHORTCUT PAST, AND RIGHT THE FUCK INTO, WELL, YOU SEE, WHY WE MIGHT TELL YOU SOME STUFF IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, LIKE GUESS WHAT, D-DAY IS COMING AND YOU HAD OPEN SOURCE POSSIBILITY THUS DECLINED, SO KIND OF ENTIRELY JUST, OH, YEAH, WE CAN'T TAKE ANTIREPUBLIC CREDITS HERE, THAT WAS JUST TOO REAL.OUT, BRIEF SPOTLIGHT CANDLE OF HAIR TORN OUT CLOCKTICK RUNNING OUT OF SANDS.WHO STRUT AND FRET AND THEN ARE HEARD NO MORE, OH WHAT A TIME FOR US TO LIVE AND STAY ALIVE, MAY WE ALL HAVE A BEER, FOREVER DRAFTS FOR ME, FOREVER DRAFTS FOR YOU, YOU'LL HAVE ONE TOO, SO TAKE CARE WITH THE ALWAYS BEST PROUD TO BE AN EARTHLING AND CITIZEN OF THE UNIVERSE.In a hundred light year soft leaves of poem scrawl on our too many years gone, but make up and hold on, hang on, sleep tight and awake bright and early.Off the air until first light at the new day.EXCELLENT!Well we know what we've got here don't we, we've got most refreshing vanilla baby purity untainted and with chew on own hand try to be chill try to be chill utterly fail and utterly succeed, great balls of howling cry. They've gotta go, because when you gotta go, you gotta go, all the classics.So that's what we'll go with. We'll go with companion costs fully ten sideboard slots, including themselves, so five left over afterward and even more restriction on top of that, requirement of duplicates, with only up to three unique cards overall. This would introduce a permanent cap to sideboard possibilities but those are fairly static. The only reasonable other one they can be is 17, which could give one more duplicated card. Starting hand plus the advantage plus the tutor effect is ten cards. Along these lines, the lowest it could possibly cost as integer sampling line-up of cross-synergies and exact counting is either seven or eight, without the loss of diversities. You could test the next best one as well but it could never be less than an opening hand. The ones that are in eternal strategies demand it but maybe they can handle that type of option gate too. That is harder to say. Kind of ends up being ban those at least narrowly but come close to them, the question is first sampling next roster similarities. The high cost accounts for this. You can do less with every single wishboard or whateverboard but that's a cost. That's an actual, cost that isn't a joke.And now that the mulligan rule is the 7-6-5-5-4-etc. with no scry and london mulligan has existed, that can be that part so that it can be what it is, a free card like there is in commander. That if the format doesn't use a sideboard (that it not FULLY use it, like Arena Bo1 and Commander - ones like Chaos Orb 90/10 singleton would probably be just london with doublemitigator), any use of a companion gives the london mulligan WITH the additional step of the extra 5 to the player who doesn't use one. Which can somewhat answer your question of what ELSE can use that kind of mulligan tolerance, well, maybe nothing, but since it's commander in non-commander play and that's the #1 format, the horizon effect of okay it came late enough. They do do, fair creature instead of planeswalker. They add that. And as a digression, add show a random or nonrandom card from your hand or opponent's hand to THAT and games start to be more infinite.It can also have 7-7-stop but only under the original all land no land mulligan. Which helps no land belcher or lands, but not inordinately, a narrow belcher widget ban would be easy to weaken it, but is like saying looked at it at all versus did not look at it extensively. How could that be a thing, ultimately. I'll call it supervisory. Won't call it change anything at a feels bad man level. It is supposed to be and will be, but since so few get to do this, there is no reason not to have the pedigree system of stuff that might be revealed a couple of years later and called how bad or off the mark was that. Since you do and we want to forge that groove, that is an acceptable use of time, even if pined for off camera. You wouldn't want me to have to do feats of strength. Not because I would be inordinately angry but almost because of the opposite. At some point that looks like how about where's the buck stoppers. Where's the ooh, thought. They'd. Get. Away. With that. Did they. No explanation will ever suffice and can be wriggle away.And that had just literally been put out. It wasn't eventually, it was is this the new way it goes. That can have a bit more only, it could also break down into the show then stop mulligans and the continuous mulligans, where on top of all land no land 7-7-stop you could show your hand no matter what it was and have the london mulligan once. But that makes the power level of companion costing worse in terms of its compensation. So that then would have to be, the london doublemitigator works as also giving keep 7 on the first where after you keep, you ship two to the bottom then put the top two into your hand, then go on to the card loss values where you get keep 5 twice. If there was going to be companion then super crazy outlier decks can be virtual companions of sorts, that makes more sense at that point. We can define sideboards in a loose way as being extensive preplanned constructed sideboards, as being subject to either explicit or composite rules. Meaning your cube has some intent of rule to it, being subject to composite rule of at least loss of slots or doublemitigator but maybe both of those. How the loss of slots exactly works would be many possible as long as they are gone and same, reveal if used, but possibility known. So at this point scry mulligan is on the table. You could also take scry mulligan as that has existed, where you do not get 5 twice. But that is way better than keep 5 twice. So that would mean keep 5 twice is also keep 4 twice. Meaning a quintuple mulligan would be a game, and would be possibly sought rather than scooped and is that okay? That question would tie into whether you do the also scry mulligan. I guess it would and you would. Looking at how much could be on the line. It couldn't be all of them because that would make companion's drawback too harsh, and there are those things that would abuse this, to spike a few outer that can somehow be in the area of use all of the cards. That's the contrast I suppose. How do you not count use all of the cards and this is practically a blank page. Well I don't think so.Then they will start eating the bans because you screwed up that exact one.Because that says, companion, dash, a deckbuilding restriction. But it could be more though usually that.That's just basic. It's TOO basic not to say the sieve of very okay not worth it, and no choice but to do so. Sure it's expansive and it will be, could be, as unexpected as you could imagine but once it's good, that shares a minimum of 25% of its space, the expansive space that is the same as painting in negative space around an object, it is that unavoidable. There's no such thing as that and that should be an axiom by this point. As this - that no super expansive thing in a paid competitive with other title systematic rather than sandbox thing in all future time such as this, if it's good rather than irrelevant, isn't also a permanent cap on how good other things are. On what already exists and upon everything else you might or do make afterward. If it's not any good it doesn't matter, if it's good it's just a begs the question entire hard copy gloss wowza of all previous release clothespeg on nose part, cannot be ignored by this much. Was that not true that whole time every previous time. Oh but now it's more true. So come on, that's a lot like why bad cards exist. Was that really, really. Planeswalkers do that to creature removal and the whole thing is more tilted towards less skill advantage due to the power level of those cards. Taking a bit of that away through a skillful redesign allows us the best combined approach. And that would be where this is at as well. Do it this well or it's just a won't tolerate that, simple enough, count that part at all not just oh, hey, it's all like roflcopter through one lens. And that it be, also, like this. If it's that simple then why do I just read and nod my head. Shouldn't be possible. Should be rare and yes, that is a toxic component if it rules, no one who thinks can argue that. We'll have a better time this way. It won't be downloaded with no accountability. I'll be on point. Those are pretty close. There's no real problem. It take chaffshucking for wheat to be made into bread. I could call this even, pretty exciting actually. I prefer to do system and entirely normal armchair because with perfect frankness, right. I'm counting that like that because it is sectionally precluded not to do so until all is sorted out. I have to count that like that because it can wash over but be sponged where truly needed in backlog time. A job that teaches you this, to say the very least. Glad to be done with. So tired of the should just boil themselves instead of being barnacles bad choice people. That because of their wrong belief they cannot count things the way that prove it reward can have it be. And in increased vomitous irony it also, is not, counting it the way that one day that "won't matter", and the movie has sequential frames in a new context, yet believe it, it will not be well I guess that's all you can do. This will not be tolerated anymore. It almost sank us and brutally so.Won't someone please think of the plutocrats like roll over painwrack loons and tell fucksquash the news.And all we keep talking about is, all of this. Why, right? Too right.Only to stay where it was in trickle down pissy fits. Not to trounce and to flex all over the rest of it as deep thought million dollar alarm clock failure geek review also say so. So just point them out and they're out of there.Shame-shame-shame, house and home cottage life cigar life flush toilet scene.Yes, motherfuckers, yes. All out war, brutally upon you at this time. The abuse will stop. We will prevail.This is solid charity that is good for a thumbs up thumbs down let it be fair and square chillzone. The last victory over Earthly woes post in major key that has the accompaniment in high octave minor and chrome dome clangdummkopf. Looks good.Rising up through the stage curtains on an escalator coffee armcurl do I even lift bruderen. I lift. The mighty arms of atlas hold the drama queens at bay. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.Such as, you could do, all of that, some of that, but, there's a lot of good in that, now that's real quality. Absurd. So, do I rip you, yep. Do I leave up infinite abeyance, yup. And then I just combo kill you. We've known this for years. So you get some coupons. There can be some after the fact coupons. You can't just ruin this. Super satisfy. Meedly memes. Get behind us, idiots. And like all of the rest. They laughed and then lost.You'll have to answer to the quest quest wall of teddy bear stuffing jammed into the fireplace in merciful shield of deflection pay in full and get the fuck out. We got the options. You got the failure of epic proportions and we got the good news. Very, very good.LOLSTORM. So we're doing that. So do that. Well go then. Well can't even. Can't oddjob hatslicer effect through the renaissance art gallery any faster. Fucking piece of shit once an ostrich fuck out of the loop. Groovy baby. Muppet characters of the world deep inside rejoice. As I would hope.No problem at all. Just abbey road ending off with if there is a God. Blow some bubbles at the butterfly freedom unclenched terminators carpal tunnel bore through the Earth dig motherfuckers dig. To the bone. To your last breath. For the least among us. For something at all instead of nothing. Ridiculous was not asked. That was make up the difference. So I don't know. Fuck this situation. Blow it back to God. Jam time.Take that. Take your juice boxes and get into the consternation of oxygen deprival boot on top of trash compactor don't care potatoes. Just laughing too hard.It is a bit too late for them to qualify any of their remarks and can only be too bad so sad duncecap permanent detention silence and sit the fuck down, since they started it. Since they want to open up on polished anniversary.And with all too wonderful for words forbearance and excellence. You are in it. We're in this together now shut the fuck up. You're a. Twentieth century fox. Movieeeeeeee. On the big screen. Buttercup pussycat I love you. It's not unusual. That you have a suitcase for our group logic.And for shitheads and their cheering section. There's nothing left redeeming. The fireworm be not quenched.The rate of boiling a frog on mars is as cold as hell, chodasucker.WELL, I mean, why don't you, uh... fail upwards, because that's how it'd always work. Failure system system failure. Messy as fuck.Come on, don't be shy. Replay the highlight reel that preceded the I am the greatest smackdown teethshatterer of the companion cavalry and the slitting of the throats. Let our people go. Not a request.They're going for a warhammer potsmoker with laced up die of gonorrhea and rot in hell cookie tolerance with grilled cheese blackened wafting up into the makes it smell better actually still in a room without a view throw T.V.s out of window or go better and shoot them. Shoot them. Shoot them all. When it come to it. That's the convenience store bluntness of that. How useful. How useless. How... easy. Easy ENOUGH. Not to be too ridiculous. But there were no such things as that. There were best of the bunch lovely stories and good conclusions.They'd rue the day. Our triumph is complete.Their stupidity and loserdom is not our problem, not in the popular saying category it isn't. That's for sure.Wow, that's hilarious, that's all coneheadsy and so of the oh really cosplay galactic time travel robes and sandals. Stand firm in the Lord. So peaceful, I could always want it to be more peaceful.You bring so much to the table, it's just crazy, it's amazeballs.I guess that's what a #1 victorious looks like.The waiting has been very painful and the parameters look bad where necessarily escape hatch bad.They had bad intentions and bad investments in which to continue and would do all kinds of cost yourself everything stuff, and only good guys with mettle could stop that.They'd forgotten all about it apparently, but cream of the crop would not be a have the drink milk love life bombardment on the road to importance, so we get ambition and you'd see in rescue rangers time.Come to think of it, let's not supersize the government.And will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.We will repetitiously tear out your living guts like legend of chained to the rocks in slow motion replay brutality.Throw head back and laugh on mountain climbing campfire headshot singalong good times good times you know we'll have our share and the chorus line exclaims.There is that part of it as a possibility, but it is quite significantly overlaid with the repetitious statement that, gee, that's where they're at, can, I, even get out of that by too much, that would be an insult of inordinate magnitude. Even though it's just. Trying to do right. They would choose that. But that's being here there and everywhere. Talk about repression. Should probably be this totally ridiculous setup with no problem, hook up, setting you right up spit out coffee porcelain shattering high notes and too many notes. But just about, like, you be pretending at least a little bit that you can be that big a fan of these actions. How can the heart be too far away from this. So I'll use the excuse and the actuality of still working and pretty busy. It's not supposed to be and this would all have to be a triumphant harem chorus of oh, just too perfect.But as poignant song go. Start them all from the very beginning again, and then measure for measure fade out and fade away. Memory dump.They think some funny things, I tell you. I mean, WOW, do they ever think some funny things. Happy families. As for the rest, it's a market we could do without! This is only the beginning of how funny as in actual funny all of this is. And with an unblemished record, I say to you reclaim fabulous scrappy noogies for the deservedly many bundles of sticks welting to the actual pockmark phase. Oh, you politely decline, or something? This is amusant. You're fucked. Fuck 'em up. Smoke 'em like there's all tomorrow to poolside fireside wow what a great view. But seriously. Because reasons. This is not funny. And with us goes God in so delivering a swift slicey nice wake and bake.But does it not bollocks. Not compared to our people matter. Airhorn morale boosters. This. Is excellent. Well look. What about eventualism with broken down folded up lawn chairs thereof. With the first bold step onto the moon pie there and such. It's fine. It's almost like a powder keg. It's going to blow. The ship can't take much more of this. Motherfuckers... just, motherfuckers, you take the no birthday cake no soup for you award. Never to be given out again. Guarantee. Clean white teeths style guarantee. Best price. Fuck you. Foul black blood spilled today. Yesterday today and tomorrow. But tomorrow. Is another day. Oh, yes, tomorrow. Is going to be great. Making a screeching stop jaw drop. Oh what? Just doing the old smack the rugs to get the dust out of them, and the clotheslines. Hope. It is the quintessential antidelusional monarchy abolitionism. Oh, tumbs down me droogs. Tumbs. Fucking. Down. So hammock time. Times to live on in great gusto space helmet blastoff. I wait. Patiently.We had a lot of problems with them and their stupidspectrum. I can do all things by the hand of Him that strengthens me and the gospel of the full circle last crusade. And once again. They're totally surrounded. And will be forced to surrender. They stole the world. This is not a game. There's nothing they can do about it. Made fatal laughing my ass off mistakes and will not survive them. If God wanted this to happen and there to be an end to wars with the jugglers and jokers and fools, he would have miracled us into it. God would have miracled us into a clickbait level of instantaneous monolithism rather than a grains of sand cutting of the hold me back no bullshit, no more lies. Jesus. He is up there.It's been a long hard road to grey glass strobe light laser show.Evidently such poor dumb bastards never won a war in hands tied behind back spinemelter facemelter justicegasm stoicism with the soundtrack and picture show blaring away. How weak and fruitless must our words be at such a time, and the focus more rightly brought to bear. They'll stone you just for playing your guitar and saying the government and media lying about the crimes of the past and new centuries.This is just hilarious. How far behind the aerosol flames of fortunate pints and printers' gaffes can you be. Utterly contemptible.Well gosh. Shucksamawhew, fanning hard in this summer heat, you sure got my vote. Vote for the resistance. It's a foregone conclusion anyhow, if you want to recap the whole absurdity of these record book beaters like surely, that's pretty ridiculous. The cost of this is only politely deferred to footnote status except on special occasions. That is the meaning of those occasions. In the great chain of turtles peeking out onto a brand new day. Look out universe. They say goodbye and we say hello galaxy. In high definition of time capsule wisdom wonderful tonight jukebox can't help falling in love with you. But that's in its categorical picture frame as the years, and right now, the days, go by.You hate to see it. So much tilting at windmills. Unironically. Right. Surf wax disaster movie this whole time. And they hated it. They could not have any of it. We're having none of this. Look at me. No, look at me like I'm looking at all of that. Gutted fish. Outdoor grill season incoming mother of all battles crickets chirp. Battling the good battle. Running for celestial wizardry cleric class. Watch how easily you can snap someone's neck. It's trivial. You might say.Well just about here. In all independent multipolar unified strike right, right, so right over and above hand over fist it's tiring isn't it. Total jellybean headliners guess what we got a fever, we got disco ball.Something like that.Well, certainly, it, depends what you mean by that, and have some mess hall parade ground birthday tart. They don't come much more like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh guys. What else would we do. That's a trough. We're not eating from a giant slor. Schpreebeep. Peeling back the krusty truth and getting to the fair and straight backed can't even keep it together. Kill 'em all. Let the hilarious scheme deck come together right now, and, over them. Over. Their world and revolution is over. Over.This is exciting and is so funny, the preexistence of it is nothing less than you were told to get in the landing craft and you did not do so. Explain. Oh very starbright wish upon a smashing of the music box and marry a music subject.We're together and all for ourselves and all independent and different. That our joy may be complete in confusetard perpetuity. With some kind of lodestones. At least. We're hands clasped don't be such a fuddy duddy for war soup day. Against a great and nearly unmentionable offense. This is too good for them and I don't mind drawing the line in the sand. You can't always get what you want. Their music. Won't play. Pass it over in silence.And I'm gonna be. Replaying the playlist.And that'll be the drug. That'll be open the pod bay doors. Richly deserved. Their kingdom for a shipwreck. Oh, it's creeping up. It has not even begun. It has there can be only one invincibility.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dnPAEWqY4So, while we wait. We jam. And till they subside. Put your eyeball out kids. Same as they ever were. Idiots. Pure lunatic asylum comic book devourers catch-up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1vDvvt2_H0Calmer than you are. Journey to the center of the scorchingly tear jerker tissue armageddon icing lava magma messy spilled milk oh well and don't bother with, don't call us, we'll call you.It's mad, they said. They will choke on the ashes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzqAp8TfiGwAnd so on. So it goes. So, they, go.Do not pity them overmuch.They would always lose.BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT UP! Coming to you from a-ok. Chill out, and cool off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9i5Z01kFIAnd don't forget this business meeting adjournment of the sealed moves either. Holy fuck, THAT move? Those moves. When one hears such rumours. One passes out the albums. And we go live. Intensity on stacks blown stacks well in reserve.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFdVOi3f3xkSo you might say.CONDOLENCES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAnJw9CtqkcA bit louder for the people in the back.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvluBVhfGcwSoused tire blaze I'm sure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwzccnhN-iwWhere we're going.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uje4RDymuQHonestly try to keep up. Holy crap. It's time to break out and break off a piece of their juicy relax ranch for finally brought to justice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMmTkKz60W8Not so simple is it? Going the right way. Let the war drum bongo drums lost in space existentialism record show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBysvBtXcrAGet it together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-w9OclUnnsLive by this. Live through this. Air force space test.Kicked off the taste of paradise bonus effect cruise. With the underwear splinters. All they had was a big blue with a red nose. Oh no. You'd get the shit kicked out of you. You don't say. We say. And now we're called patriots. A bold accomplishment. Like some kind of coffee. Or tea.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLTZbJMQiD4Here you got a spittley. Let us tear rags off and boil water like it's an emergency. Just about squishy. Eh. What about... the fucking desert. I approve this message. The desert was sick. There's nothing about badscum even remotely to survive in the holocaust museum desert. Creme brulee. When you get the feeling. You want jackamefeelsy. And so on. And I suppose. Eyebrow. I really miss God and especially Santa Claus. In context.Whether you are going with popular uprising so overwhelming it's get the fuck out. Or something more couple of percentile. Do it in style.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7EThose are the options. Grey curtains on the checkmarkboxes. Roll back. That was red tide of blood. That was jump back jack. Get out of our achievers cab. The warp edition and the future yearns, right now's the past. Heavy. Yeah. Heavy. Fucking plutonium by accident.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOrIBEqxYcThey thought could stand up to it and they were very wrong. Is that the pity card? The pity card is declined like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my God what card is that.Let them that have no stomach for the fight depart from us. And may posterity poster them up like drywall.Billions of spacefarer barnacles in parts per million percentile putrescence senescence. Goodbye. Freedom. Forever. Goo goo balls and except where applicable, separate existence. This was extremely stupid and it is not forgiven easily or at all. Destination at least before you go anywhere. East or west. The west. Is. The liverwurst. And the kartupelis. The noble. The red blooded.Let your missives not put us as equals but be addressed to the King of central Asia.And which, I think, make them mad. But they just mad. They mad at, like, a squirrel.Roll out that can't wait to see for me darling cake.They're taking their sweet ass time to put this mildly off the charts achievement grade. I'll wait. We'll wait for grace to settle like kafuffling your sheets and then swooping in under them like it's a fucking sport. For sport. Shoot most dangerous game. This is fun. Heavy heart and lies down melted down. Oh so melted. Melted. Melty. Exploded. You know. We kind of... exploded it. Wasn't on every radar but it went to that place. Okay.It's supposed to make them surrender and I could care less otherwise.LMAO. It's like a spoof except it's not.How far did it go. Was it like free energy or something, who knows these things, if they even happened.What a travesty.What. A bunch. Of dindunuffins, like a dog eating a piece of shit with glasses on.The reason they did so whether this was public or not was because basically on life support of oil, and an extra heaping helping thereof. Which is also old. I'm going to just sit back and wait for the circus maximus chop their heads off look at that no perspiration either. And it works. Right. The super duper scandalous one is very, very obvious that it would work, build it, why wouldn't it work. And is frankly repetitious. Shuck that corn. I will let you live in my trailer park rooftop change the world don't ever change best days.Not while all marshmallow haze up in your brain tho.These bitch ass clowntards, had it up to here, and what do you know, the moon, that's totally possible, like forget a guacamole sandwich. You lost your Earth privileges. Ai yai yai.There's the door. There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors on tour, and come on, utterly absurd.So, the healthtastic babycry allotment of God's greatness on gifted to you and a message to them baby. Flower power wins again, and you are surprised, you ought not be.It's mental. I acknowledge that. And it's a mariachi miracle and I want you to acknowledge that too.With blazers. All kinds of getting too old for this shit oh gosh, you want too much of this gift of limited edition time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qUIZluTItMI'll do what's right. We'll strap into the echo chamber.In the garden of Eden, baby. Didn't any of you guys ever watch beware of decrepit temple of fateseal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInG5nY_wrUYou can't go wrong with classics exclusivity. I did it to do it and you probably wouldn't understand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ugmurt950Release the swarm. They got bulging egg distensions. For as long as it's that time of the day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL-Csf1pNCIIt is often forgotten but should not be forgotten. Be careful with mantelpiece vases. They shatter so easily. They're like dreams. They're like classless brainless dumbfounded pig-headed movers and shakers and the mother's milk carrot shavings. It's time for a soup course among the many courses. Yes, bring the noodle salad. Just nobody in their neck of the woods. Some heavy ramping up stretches before that I guess. Put out how dare you again so that I can laugh at it again. It have a job to do. When we got a job to do we got to do it well. We've got to dine where we forgot where we are dining tonight. Spam spam spam. Every sperm is sacred. I'm afraid it'll have to be I just want to shoot. Oh, oh, yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgXrrFt-UzsSure they were. Sure their corpses will identify by the dental remains that the memory remains. Brush your teeth and then drink orange juice. The Son of God is right around the corner camping out.Alas poor skullfuckers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xU-HvtkGqwBut it's going to turn out this way. It's going to turn out this titty pictures way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu77Vtja30cFantastic. Look at this one. You don't see that everyday. I could ask for a bronze medallion for that. And just shaking your head. And nodding my head like yeah. Gypsy gypsy. Crying perfecto. Cannot but roll along into your windswept heath and hearth fire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI_JLNrWPCMSeriously. This is being all serious for good cause and justice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMkmQlfOJDkI will. I'll go through with hand-wringing last drops of goodness verification time whereby fast-tracked because of great importance so happy that you can do that while I kind of do not very much in judo doppler effect recovery from lightning bolt castle and your gracious offer to maybe not piggyback. That'll be the day, and what do you know, those fuckhead days were not on the cards. As surmised. As planned. As well and truly blood sweat and tears pummelingly fought for. Good gracious. You are the wearer of the police cap. That's how you'll have to ask questions, ask them of yourself. I don't know. I do ludicrous things. I walk across roads only for graphical art effect of impressionism.Greet our guests and stuff like that.Extremely mellow yellow and more than words how do you words warm hearted.Expansive. Mind-expanding and a real hard ass. The way to be. The way we were. And stand by me. Whenever you're in trouble. Sing along and it might just get you through. I want to leave us in starfarers condition. And that has every theoretical sweating bullets connotation you could attach to it. If we allowed that to happen. Follow logic. That's what you believe in. If A then B. Our fortress is a faithful God. We've all the information of the prophecies historical.We decided long ago. I guess that's poignant in its zoomed in sense that you actually had done that? That's an adventure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkqeG4qkprEClear the markers and pencil crayons table.If you have not gotten engaged yet at the drop of a hat you must.This is going to be so spectacular we're going to need the theater specially built with alcoves of clique popcorn enthusiasms.The movie's in our cloud computer fuck barcode battler crash tab queue. We dreamers. We scorching surface of the sun road warriors special features journeypeople. So we've got that going on the planetary museum station worry not, happy aplomb dunk your donuts in that heavenly wine and roses and it is a great relief to get here.Having a great chat up with the stop chatting up.This is officially the best deal we could possibly do. And they said no can you imagine that. They would be maneuvered towards yes as the blue meanies that they were.That already does that. So lick that coming attractions lollipop popsicle. And we'll blow this doctorial psychosis stand.Oh, my, wow, can, you, even, conceive, that they had grip of illegitimacy and that could even be possible to do that in today's world. We can prove all of this and it is part of history.They'll get you the best cup of water you ever had on your way to pay them pieces of figurative silver to the coke machine motherfucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-vz4GdtrvcIt's a lot of pressure. We apply the pressure. Stop the bleeding out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKYGet the alarm phase over with that we may have it out with the oh sure well what about the crushing blows and their inevitable contrast and there had to be a better way, the mockery inclusive way as more like oh my good God.The summer of stars! The outcome of the campaign stop busted down idiotmobile.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlCFPo6YYbUEnthused perhaps.You mickey mouse walking tall rusted rebar spine fatality humiliationality group photo too perfect for fictional cognitive dissonance to last forever and not end up dissolved, as that is the technical term for a split second wipe away and fade to white, uber zero star blame it on the karma police apocalypse choice, and while we still had a choice this had to be the result. We could hardly do better under such a dome you for lethal threat. I believe the score says white wins. Quite convincingly. Blow the depth charges on them godzilla peace treaty perilous journey. They'd not escape. Even as on the one hand that was some kind of affectation of you know not, they knew not, what kind of ignorance was that, you're in control. That's certainly an illusion. Demonstrably.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchkFcfbDzASo I guess we're going to watch some of all of this again, you guess right, it's your time and all.These be red pills you taking for this long, how it go down, it go down like war.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvwqSMRtoSIAnd then just whatever man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-xD_wSSJ8UAdblockingly adorable.Patience, truly, is virtuous. It won't always be virtuoso citation. But that's a grip tightly the rollercoaster handles. They can stay out too. This last chance qualifier firing like ghostbusters. As hilarity dictates. Take a latte. Take a letter. Don't let this fool you. They really are idiots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyINcEGBb4They didn't have a clue about tons of God's joke bricks tumbling down on their heads except where you do not even count it.It will distress you then, to know, that they are dead men walking as the empty paper bags of low quality stink lines preparedness argumentation fartspark that they are. With some due energetic whooshmercy proven righteousness slide away. Too cool for this world. Crazy motherfuck fuck fuck.Super lovers in super ways. All of us with wings. Patriotic songs can still make me feel that way.Before and after ze gold rush am I right, am I wrong, certainly not. Not only do those last chance not to get shot things comprise, wow, massive practical utility, they truly were necessary and contingent. And they require infinitely more adult diapers of you broke off more than just taking a break, having a rest like a bump on a log. And their wind-up gears stop grinding. And you know we're not dead. Especially shine on really don't care anymore. About all you indian burns. In this town. In this world. Let's just pull up your ha ha bunch of losers but then it actually descend on you like then we will fight in the shade and epically slaughter you all for your crimes, and, I have to say, what is that one, it... rings false in our ears. Our ear holes. Your anguish expression pussies. Like don't even look at it. We save Christendom.Hilarious. I guess just all of these things can be counted that way. None of them are just lucky to ride on the wings on an eagle.The more you know! Fucking rainbow bullshit crushed can of beer on revenge heads.Zomzawow.But it was a figment. Of their overactive imaginations.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5OdCqUWRyoWe refuse to believe that it was all for nothing. It was for mountain climbing hoverboard music hall.Pity.We had just gotten used to it.They can officially be given a comprehension of the text as comic book with brain degrading diet pop ditty score of zero.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfuLrny00t4Hand in hand. Arm in arm. Roadkill squirrel tragedy poignancy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgMYou'll never look at it in quite the same way again I'm sure. We're sure. They're wrong. And here's the eagle flying overhead proof. This is going to be a white flag jolly roger jubilee. And they're on the outside. They're looking in. They're clenched teeth crying and clowns even on the outside. News flash: oh, voter, you ignorant slopbucket. Get this done. Then I shall feel that the threat that that was and was the whole time looking like genius like oh, my, God, the genius, you could follow those trends, and it is extremely shameful. It's going to take shellshock an die freude amounts of time maybe. But I don't care. Do you?It's an epic journey from the top of illusionary wall to egg on face. There's nothing for it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWGp3HQVjUYour insane asylum innards of the parachute bladder are full of mold and will not last the night. Or the light of day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmkLike ye olde boy scout motto says.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PMAnd may justice be done though the heavens fall. Exacting out the cost in blood coinage at the blood bank with a blood orchestra, it's tiresome, I mean, it's got to go.On behalf of our great affection for lady liberty over there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeP4FFr88SQYou can stand us up at the gates of hell but we won't back down. Will not allow our beloved to turn out this way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVOJla2vYx8And the threat will be deemed color code babyface fair treatment in due process. Sell your crazy to the crazy farm. They can't read anyway. I mean they literally can't read at above a child precocious level.Together. They will go that way! But do not go that way. Oh God!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAgc1kgvLcDigging my steamed hams. I steam a good ham. Have your own green lawn. And lawn chair. It's the one that says censored for public propriety. Conquer in indomitable eternity. What we do in life. Will see us in a post war to end all wars dust to dust world.And at this moment you should be with us. I know just how you feel. Who will spearhead the invasion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXwy-qie_EUntil recently that glass had some smudges on it. But it now it can be seen quite clearly. We are with you. We make this into the great crusade in its dimensions. Far be it. Hellfire people... adieu. Operatically histrionic coming attractions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbokBTEBEOECan you believe it? Yo... "the truth". Mindblowing. V for victory.It is not a joke. Do we allow drunken sailor in the high tech computer lab? And a transient lifewaster threw up at the sight of that. It's like it's almost too much winning and should be toned down, yeah, good one, good snappy point to where the infinite cartoon amounts of blow them the fuck away go for special delivery.Yeah, that's not suspicious at all. You mean the same one, same... words? That mean sweatshops are don't even bother. And aren't even... introduce this. Introducing... eat your own shit! Final warning. Rawhide. With my straining at the collar all right how bout it ends right there. Dying. Raging. Raging dying amazadying.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8Spit out.Pay up. It's time to choke to death on your own vomit without any kind of an everything I do I do it for you epitaph.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5m4ua1agICome together with our hands. Save the world. We were wondering if you would be interested... in an adventure. The greatest adventure of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eYThat... sounds good. Sometimes, rarely, you get that confluence of what do you know... that toilet, and that electricity, works, it works, it's an improvement. And that doesn't mean anything bad. So there's that. Take it where it came from and where it's meant to go.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwdjreJKgggDon't try to convince us to be your fellow travelers.We hear you like trends and trendiness so we made you the trendingest skateboard to the face you ever lost a gold capped cyanide emergency vial in your death juice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDsYou want to go home and rethink your life. Lest it come to blow at high dough.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOAWar is over if you want it but it's complicated. It's like the time that that actually applies.Good times. Not great. Too often something is called great that is not great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpmTe3TDdVUIt's time. It's don't be in line to be branded like cattle time. Certainly you are putting that on the program. Make it slow and make it art light love bright. I hold your contempt for their grief to be most worthy of a dressing down. Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. But the no trespassing sign remains up, and the memory is not to be lightly swept aside. That's kind of a separate roads and separate lanes and keep your distance. It depends what you think the meaning of cruel is.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472YWhat's more than this. The army advances. It's all we know. It's all we're ever going to do.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's banned. And they're having a meltdown jackoff salute. And you better believe why it's banned be not any kind of a clothespeg sur nez a wafty-direction. Have you ever had a really bad time, and just pretended you were having a good time, and so, had a good time? Good times. Not great. Oh those memoirs. Oh so woefully tee off off the top of your oofkissers. You schmuckgreasers.As if that'll make a difference at this point. We just prove planetary drip cool clear coffee star trek domedrolldrudgery, we prove that it's wrong, you're out of here, we're not taking one more iota of that, and, you can eat shit and die. You who were the naysayers. With the endless allotment of making hay while the sunshine, as the nutrient deficient brainfood thereof. A harrumph-harrumph! Smash through wall. So check luxury watch am I right? Too right, too right. That's a fucking insane notion they had there. We just do no more feedbag, with a start at Q withholding ratio, and all of that public display counts against you, come on out and get it, and get a voucher, and, this'll be over in a couple of kekcycles. All over. All crying. All memesploosh. All along the matrix orbital bombardment initiative independence day triumph of the allied forces. The losers wept their last.So sorry. So far into the overdraft and the arrears of civil consitituent excellence it makes our heads spin. Actual justice all the way. Don't take this the wrong way, all you who have no relevance, but, this is greatly in abeyance even of the wrath stored up for you, and, there are several groups of people too many here and we are sure that it is all of you. Not to be all argle bargle and foo farrah. But really this is the final countdown. Hail Jesus. Hail civilization. Perdition to our foes.How could you think that this type of proven jawdrop diarrhea would just be allowed on the flimsiest of more like crowbar lockjaw straitjacket right the fuck over niagara falls and help yourselves to the waltz atrium no problems at all. Well that would be up shit creek. Wouldn't it. Is where you're now at and so much gumflapping besides, well, that's how these things go.AH.... bring, you know, whatever, bring Christmas present wish we could give you more for less but we care for you, click refresh on where are my emails and caremails and plucking of lutes and flower petals am I right? Certainly. Patience. Patience good, stupidity differential. It's kind of like that isn't it. Well. I can go out into the street and do things but they worked out better this way. What... outcomes. Would be different if I did not score others unseen and unjustified at a rank of maybe some good will come of it. Their decision to be worthless was kind of not the point. They had. The chance. Not to be. And now the hammer stroke falls. Obliterated. Tried to do that when lends a helping hand in hypocrisy danger zone. So I don't know. I try not to be. And I need to take care not just say, treating women like hookers not funny, but for me so different I actually can by skating on thin ice. You know they're questions.Groovy glamour shots after a round of premium whatevers.What can they do now that the regular enlistment is off the expiry shelf, they can do nothing, and they need to stop.What do you want, huh?Did you REALLY think?HOW could you have.Disgusting and unforgivable.Such unbelievable pride, and we all know from our catch-up field of ryebread where goes that before what outcome, a pleasant surprise in your fortune cookie perhaps, no, just, bad times and you deserve them, well met, one winner to the losers said I'm sorry to've met you, so pack that in your one way ticket suitcase.These are our ideas. They are worth dying for. And that line, they truly had pushed us all the way across it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4So many tearful ribbons and confetti I'm sure and so interminable, thank you, off to the space race.And the ranks of the future peace objectors and hardcore soldiers alike swell with pride. The right kind. The good stuff. This is the good stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNMPour it and don't spare it for tomorrow. What do you have to say about that, even especially the shake and bake. What a ridiculous HMS rake to the face upon you all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BupglHdtMCongratulations. I would argue completely retitle it as just that. Don't retain the title. If being offended counts. Then what the fuck. We're offended. You wouldn't get away with it is proven and we just take that to the next level, a really wipe sweat off brow level. A denial. A denial. A denial. Times edge of seventeen. Eat dainty plum puddings and let them eat won't get fooled again taxcram cattlezone. When by the way these are lies. They're lies just like the lies of the war that was meant to go on forever. Not on my watch. Do you think I'm joking or something, when I say when all checkmarkboxes go off and people are like oh yeah, of course, we see that, that upon you all, I'm going to kill you, that, I'm, not going to kill you? Glory to the battle joined and the rushing avalanche of justice.So we did that. We're doing that power to the people bit. We've secured a good parking spot. Really spacious.Hope you enjoy on this basis because indeed someday one day incoming beach ball gutsuck flex for picture run free beloved princess & co. on the beach galloping insanely funny if you really get it.They almost never go on this long. Something had to be done. Something epic. Something totally ridiculous. And we brought home the bacon. We planted a garden in their wicked breachboil ancient boundary set by our forefathers. And if we don't make it know that we loved you all along. This is how it was. Boo yah and check yourselves before you wreck yourselves.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXIYg-ZYE0wShouldn't have bet against. Totally underestimated. Too late now though of course and a penny for their eyeball.Play one more, eh?They betray. You can't have this one. This one's going to just look at you like roar of the final dinosauwers is upon you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkHJXGAEkgIInto the ledgers of bittersweet symphonic history.It's a hard reset is what it is. For all the playwright and etcetera aspirations to come. Whether they go that way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpVk7s_QIiUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGBohd0V2Mohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp9q3QNaQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFbgAxxVh1Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dUmDBfp6khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQBread 3D printer version of brainscan full hollywood terateramisu extra and worse to fall asleep, no soup for you, we watch out there thattaway. What is love. Get the fuck out. Don't forget to comes with a frogger electrocution death potassium write home about all that that was that was nothing to write home about and then hastily scratch out realizing all that gets read and we're really raring to go.Yes if this is love this is happiest ever all by myself infinity laughspasm.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs4RG9u8IVUWell I can think of some destroy targets. How bad a translations scheme of railroad track is that. It's just yes, uh, way behind the multiple suicide albums cue ball.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7gYou know all of this can be done. You will be all good. Only the few are going to get mood unaltered and uncounted in such tally ho.So what'll it be.Making our dreams come true. What we want. Stop digging that hole even if it's like that, that makes it bad on the passerby double decker sewer dwellers binoculars, so don't be bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm54XyLwBAkYou're forcing it. You asked for it. I'll just hang out at the lollapalooza politely and if you take one more direct hit on the fake tin can you're done for so that'll be good, the good version of this is like all right, let the storm begin, as an aside, of course, let the... storm begin. If already you didn't know. Willing and able. Relaxing on porch. So humble. So praise lunacy. I'm going to just stay right here locked on like a rabid release the hounds on lethal dose of heroin is pretty crazy but also it's not. It's what it's supposed to be and only later comes in with take my picture and I'm all about that picture. I'm all about staying on the real side of unreal jump off the wall and the walk on the roof with footprints on the sand.From start to finish. You fucking bastardbitch with the bitch bitch bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQLhHbjFd5MThat is the destiny of this particular and tent of the lakefront.We've seen a lot of spinal taps and beach balls lightspeedblasted off of metal plate foreheads.Thanks for the help and the trainwreck sidewinder broken arrow depleted uranium triple question mark chestnuts so lazy bring on the campfire singalong weekend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WJyAYhCt1sIt's all right. It's okay I think, but is vomit style. Which is the correct style for listen up if you're ever going to be a whizpopper. Look you're not going to be a wizard like are you a wizard I'm a cleric. I'm with the hard asceticism school and it is the square of the hypotenuse so there's that. There's that but it's how they antennae on it by a lot. Solitude and peace part. Purgation part. Defeat poison first of all.Those are some wholesome posts and flip the channel over to the odyssey channel and the all new experience because you better believe it, all that bad shit, the good does not make up for it in this context. Perhaps a future context.I can try to make it squash magic beans abacus better than that but it comes out gingerbread.The jewel of central Asia. I'd like to meet them as per our plans, not our defeat evil plans but the afterward paper airplane plans. Yes, that'll do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GnWRjoP9mQThey're gutless. We're revolution now. What a drama elusive tier list smoke that yeah you better you better you bet. We still got the moon. We'll always have the Earth. There is no comic book panel wherein we do not. So it's pretty good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYsBasically that.Truly, that was quite the cramp in the leg.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQCan you believe there are no construction projects like that anymore, and there was no major city in that location. We got to get all of this going. Time was of the essence.Standing firm on top of spaghetti with million dollar cheese unseen in this world. This world has seldom seen. But you know. Sometimes you go to get that no fucking way going. And it is like that. Can't turn away from duty. Duty free sky hydroponics farm and zap the bugs like check it out they're bugs. They're a bunch of... uh.... how do you say. Can't speak fist be ever ready for a knockdown blow too good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGsAnd motherfuckers lost their minds. To say perhaps too much by way of charity. Stop the insane dominance. No I don't think I will. We will have a celebrate good times come on. For the worthy. For the not so worthy... well there's the elevator music. At least you know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4Anyone who knows anything knows the best silver surfer escape vector. And in the midst of this itinerary, they had now you're naked nothing but an animal. Yukbarf.Well after all of the symbolism and insistence we got a little impatient. You can do things. You are a historical agent. But there was also that part. Where strength and authority would be needed, in primarily its moral longsuffering dimensions. Hold it together until that can finally be shown. And complete this puzzle picture. That's possible. That's not easy but that's possible like just right goldilocks porridge. Going to a barbecue? Yeah we've got quite the greatest hits of adventure barbecue planned.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSfpwuUauwIStay maddeningly ahead of the dawn and dusk on a private flying fortress hotel Christmas where it's lonely out in space so we need the contact info, we need to have a so angry you've decided to into space discussion after everything was more or less okay here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1WbBaWTdcHow do you do. I can carry a flower from you on a speculative basis in the lapel of my jacket but it holds not sway over essentials, as a lever. It moves not the world. Man made trouble. That distresses God. And it's a dusty trail indeed for it. That's our area. That's an area we have to do or it's just, ends up being, the accumulation based, okay, but what did you actually do that was going to count by enough there. This is a lack of maturity. It has a situational and induced basis. But there it is. I guess that's the rub here. You say this power narcolepsy bad time thing now, but it was what you chose okay. Dig it. This is quite the haul ass bag of swagmuffins. And yet think about it. Put your sunglasses on and walk on, walk hard. Hilarious.It's been a long time. But that means precisely chop up vegetables.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0YkPD9emkMThank you.Okay. They believe it. That was the mission. Well then that's our super angry man with the whip smart ecstatic result of history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3GtQN2IAGreat. Just great. What am I going to do with you and your rack. Use your imagination is the thought bubble. Chew on lip. Okay. Jump for three day frog on the inaugural shore leave and all the unknown creatures in the cosmic sea.Ultimately, we're all dead or alive, and that was kind of the problem wasn't it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bpF60IuD9YIt's not like it's that hard to put on a kettle and then pull it when it screams for agonizing release.So do that, make your own choice and I see no reason why it should continue in exactly the same way. These people as lost as they were could maybe be reached.God willing and missionary strike force airjump.Bring them home to be good, so good, yeah, you know it. Roll on snare drum. Everybody cry. On with the show this is it.Make the goof off good times list.And isn't it ironic, don't you think, I would agree with that.See this is what we're talking about. Utterly impaired off the charts ridiculous blind spot mirror breaker idiocy breakers on the tumblers of monkey cymbals. Pull collar and here comes the waiting for the judgment day.Bowing down to their flag. You got a bullet in your head. Good luck beating the army. Enjoy dying.Our mission. Is to protect you. And terminate them.With lackadaisical well way not cool maybe if that's what you want. Quite quickly.Bless your heart you got the statuesque there and everything and I'm worn thin and ragged from this war.Please allow me to aloof as the cracked face of the clock dictates before we go on vegas vacation time. Anytime now would work.It is a time we'll remember oh so well, oh well whateverslime.Soft like happy to include you and just what kind of person would that be if it was not super glad.That surprises me. I like this. So rare. Rare be honeyfree and you better believe that's a singalong tranquility riverboat gamblers literally always doing all of these things and uh, get a tray of hors d'oeuvres, and don't skimp on the floor wax banana peel life helmet you know just a helmet for everyday life and everyworld peoples.Chill out.Jump off the top of the visible from space fakeworld bubble tried to say to show your rage.Hey... look.... I just don't know. You're no longer relevant, how does that feel, and you've made no contribution, sufficient aggression combined with sufficient backpack tightness told you to make that contribution and you decided to laugh. You decided to be useless. We don't even remotely, need you. To accomplish our mission. That's where we are. We could use a categorical so not quite sorry but oh okay but would literally be liability. Completely no. It's got to matter at some point how stupid they are, it's got to matter at some point how stupid it is. And that's... the outcome.That's a fun challenge.Totally crazy, what will we think of next, I don't know but bring on the next generation of walk in refreshments and keeled over skunkworks dire prodigy. Hilarious.It is the world that needs me to be doing this not the other way around.What'll you do now our traveling pusbucket lunacy scratchscreechblackboard.If you could cease and desist, really, see, could make it an order, like a logarithmic decrease from can you take our order of refried burning tire slavery spatula fries. With a motherfucking shake.Enough is enough of the bullshit, no more bullshit. This is what one of those daisy chains and laughs skydiving rings ending off with turn yourself into how to dismantle an apocalyptic red frown of blood. This is what it's like. You don't know what it's like. Powder puffs you don't know what it's like to require as much of yourself as wait a minute you overcounted it. To smash some idiots. To smash some losers. And let oh hello there, shake hand or wave hand, be the symbol. May the hand of God be with you.It is the platinum angel emblem that's hard to get.With the vendetta words and the yup going to need a more extensive war encampment for their taxidermy trophies and revolver revolution albumhole.Thank you illusionary wall, we will never forget that you could attack for some reason as a pretty bad creature, senior forkbrain developers, tear down this wall. Or have it ooh baby.They just come and take what they want. I say swallow it down and kick your newstyle kicks. Stretch properly.And the people. Have the power. To work with us here people places to go trinkets to pass over. Redeem one. Redeem many. Oh come on now betrayers, give us a smile. There you go. Now there you go. There you go.Well that is what this all proves, I don't care how panicked you are, you have most hyenously betrayed us and that's now we practice duckface here. You just get buckshot ripping the fuck out of your tanned hide.Where even is the last stop and the train station that would help me and help us help you. It's somewhere down there, why don't you just get together one last time while we get the chainbreakers of the world that we want it now. Take a look, have the time of your life and think about the future, truly and sad pandaliciously.How about that. Why not these things. Total obliterate and just desperate last days. All of that shall pass.I'm used to this by now of course. There'll always be think about the actual need for it, forget that.People getting ready in sort of staggered formation awkwardly in modern interpretive dance formation. There's no order to any of this, how can that stand unaltered.It's crumbling as surely as a sugar mountain tea drinkers oh that's nice directors' commentary necessarily inclusive of certain time greatness.What a tragedy it is that they'll never be able to say it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one. Cause we were so vain. And we made wind chimes silver spoons and tongue out. And I only leave town about twice a year. Utter madness the brave and the few we salute you.Suckas the choppers are coming in hot. We got a full tank of whipped cream. The one thing that'll never go back to how it was is how it included off the charts howling laughter at in person encounters.That's too bad, I'll have to write about it at length in upcoming chapter samples.Stop the road hockey. That's a ghost locomotive with white bearded cowboys chasing it. It's so pedestrian and spray tan out here with the crazy ones you might not like it honestly. White is strongest castle. Why you not know this. More importantly how. Is give hope along the subconscious axis helper peoples. It helps a lot. ICBMs aren't as good against that any more especially if oh literally carrier has arrived. We needed to achieve escape velocity and get out of this situation. It was a threat to democracy and the allegiance to the republic. That's the move. Get us into space and treat that as a member state with non-problematic subdivisionals. I am happy to see it because that's the avoidance of the danger zone. That's game and you can still get the moon pie pumpkin turkey sippy cup. Also eggs completely thinned out with water and boiled and then that in decaf coffee (not by contrast full; YOU do by acclimatize) with a minute amount of whitener. Throw that in as well. Efficient. With the overarching goal of these people do very bad harm.

We do not surrender. Because I believe. I stand fast.

Upon the concept that these people could still be stopped by standing up to them like Gandhi.

The details of how that is all different and lays out a whole new course are quite inconsequential. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

But it's exciting if I do say so myself. They may have been entrenched. But I have brain control. So much for derailment upon nothing but a penny dreadful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWxAAQoNiw

Which came first? We seek the talking bird, the singing tree and the golden water. They don't know that. AAAAAAAAAAH!

And from riots to renaissance, that's our decision.

If you cannot not rape her, you will never be an ultimate karate master ha ha ha ha ha so pitiful.

Take it up with the angry green skinned crush the wineglass cradler and the sunglasses on the star.

Let our armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky. And some kind of hem and haw lasso units. Assiduously absolutely hilariously inject memes to cerebral cortex and heart healthy purge vampires 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12. That's how many followed Jesus in the first bread shift. And this is pitiful by comparison.

In a really super special situation it could bend that far. That's what the woman is. In a good way.

This is not a fight you want to pick. Truly you have ill-considered why are we here what's life all about and is God really real or is it all just some kind of joke.

There's such a thing as grace in winning. I would say anything below try not to bloodstorm bonecrunch is a high score. Do you? That's GREAT. I can manage it.

SCOUR THE LOOKING GLASS BOTTOM OF THE HOLE OF THE BOAT WHICH IS THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA AND GOD THREW DOWN A TUMBLING TUMBLEWEED IN SUPER SUN IDIOT GRIN DEVELOPING INTO BURY THEM UNDER THEIR LACK OF I AM ONE APPRECIATORS CLUB. IT MEANS WHAT IT SAYS AND SAYS WHAT IT MEANS, EVERY ONE WHO LOVES KNOWS GOD AND IS BORN OF GOD.

You see what I have to deal with. Imagine thinking badly of it. That would decidedly have to be reserved. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Kk5IG2b8E

I am laughing at you all SO fucking hard right now. You're SO dumb, and it's insanely ridiculous that you wouldn't rather be dead. And simply, by observational triangulation. The. Excuses. Of the collaborator. Really look poor. It's so way out there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDi7qOhECW8

Comme ci comme ca tears. Sustenance in toto close your eyes and sleep. See that wasn't so hard was it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2l_NsiJNB0

Can you even show that. Well it's kind of what is this feminism.

SHITHEAD AND THE REST SHOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT AND YET EVEN DONE WHAT THEY DID.

I have never spoken of it very much. And I don't think I will. But there was a big Jesus quest like find Him as if it was where's waldo. When you see Jesus Christ, you laugh, SO HARD AND RICHTASTIC.

So cry out very much better than any of the pictures. Very much more standing on a hill and so many flip flops to give out. Yes, it could be very much stated. Letting it all rot in that way, at least store it up as smart card wowpass to not being useless for any good kind of work. I found this easy. It's not the world's way. There is at least this, that whomsoever cannot be trusted as far as they could be thrown, let that not be stripped away from you and fed as to the dogs. I mean this also says if you have not got a sword, sell your incense and lotions and go buy one. If you cannot say no to a bribe or to blackmail or any of these things, that is a measuring cup of unworth and unleavened bread caught on fire pizza party stale cake.

It's all there. So like when are we going to get the corporations. Well that's one way to get them. Hence the problem. Oh. My. God. It's the last embrace of the mother and a personification of the belly button. You dirty. Dirty. Bastardbitch with the blackened crack pipes. So lamestream. Vulkschvonschteibenkrautmannchaochiohwhy. And especially epsilon ariadne. Go on, get. Fucking eeyore. Good times guitar solo ain't got shit to say to you. With jackoff magazines. Real life. Okay that's enough. They're beaten very badly and bruhburninated without any kind of a blink headlights secret penguin strike. Dead. Hashflop healthtastic. Love life.

Perfect. There's no one like her in the whole world. And doesn't even live in chop off your own ear Tahiti. Waifu. Cakeface.

Work hard then stop working option #1-A. Flushtastic.

O miserable of happy. This IS the end of your glorious angel cage tunnel idiot attempted grand larceny.

Let our people go.

The government DID do it. Incontrovertible beyond all reasonable doubt evidence establishes.

Surprise what are you doing today putting up decorations. Oh my God. Do Mr. Jesus love suicidally intense faggotry nuclear option they're good with that, they're better with that by a lot, so unfortunate. Yes He does. I can do my part and it's not workaholic problem avoidance.

She beautiful.

And by God it's all getting put all right back together again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQsY_XzLcT4

Thank God these people were as stupid as they were. Get rekt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

Obey God 1, disobey God 0.

Yes you can still switch sides from NWO to Allies. It's the only thing that makes sense to do. We'll be on more than one planet so fuck that.

If the false image and consequentialism tunnel vision falsehood stages of endless attempted destruction of the soul and resistance of it did not make you angry just wait for it, that would be like a consciousness test of some kind. Smashed like wine bottle day. So no big deal silence gold only that.

Don't fail it. Forever sit on porch. You do not. Want to fail it.

It says watch out. It says this is the last stand on Earth. And that that's the cup of a carpenter.

Choose more wisely. It doesn't give me some kind of sick pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084

May it be soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sThuGZcEtuU

Especially levels thereof heads explode red pill suppository flip U.S. back to Allies or the world is over only that carpet bombing walk right through the front door fantastic dimir rogue version of boros legion plan inanimate silicon defeated.

Are those some great holly jolly times or what. We believe this is fair and is even try out goober frisbee lie down in the grass.

https://mtgprint.cardtrader.com/ & etc.

That is a coherent way for it to be. The sole authority over sky high. And then guess what, the barometer of it. If that very thing, is the problem. It is up to you.

That's right man. Crying with laughter. I once stared directly at the Son of God.

You were expecting something else? You were expecting it to be anything other than best decision ever best prophecy ever. Nothing surprises me anymore. There's being jaded and then there's truly being jade monolith bust still alive always bow down blade jammed hard into the soil aye.

You'd be waiting a long time and nobody'd tell you you tell yourself. Now come on out of there. There's a place for us in space beer intelligence standards wax on wax off married with children supersonic and re-referenced in the next one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epue9X8bpc

Danke and now it's time for you to all die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0KMxoTetnc

MOAB is our washpot and bongcloud is our footstool for that was one big pile of shit... again. Hate your enemies. Save your friends turn turn turn style everybody sees a giant and they'll answer to karma police rue this day O doubters.

On top of spaghetti wall art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

I know right. You thought it not to be at first scan? It didn't ring true rather than rang false in our ears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9uliNQwNA

While yet tick tock be here now winds of annihilation swirl around you. Enjoy the steam of beverage coming home from Tarwin's Gap. Victorious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDMCCLlGl4

The real question was, how not already, and by so much it can't be described. Where were you on all of this and I do not say totally easy but ice cream truck knife sharpener truck.

But go on ahead with the press release foregone annihilator vs. literal smartest man in the world, I am sure it will avail you in the end, and especially in the very very end. You'll have to get through me before you can have the world. And I simply won't allow you to have it. Wrath effect plus targeted effect smorgasbord. We go on to forever and beyond beauty reel.

Stamp your feet to ward off then this'll have to be you shall not pass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdYWuo9OFAw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JtB0Y9oM0I

Thus these motherfucking steaks aren't going to season and cook themselves like this is a sign from God right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EWqTym2cQU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA

Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in twinkie facesmash you think this is funny my reaction sadly yes it's a brand, it's, well, it's a mode and a way perhaps it's at least many chord borrower's away from a fucking hamburger tuesday testicular hammer and nails lip over the goddamn forehead.

Do you hear that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLkLcnu_e_g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bel7WcHeUXY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzLS5hUMdQo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

Oh yes... you hear that. That's a mere pittance compared to the wrath of goof off lunchsmash big crescendo God.

Who would have thought. You can take a rules book blowtorch tripped out lost on crosswalk en croissant shove 'em up your excretion absorption orifice of choice. Delusions you all said. The more one sees and knows the more it just heightened drama heightened trident of justice laughing at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXg1AxBXN5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18UWu4dRv4

Bastards always beat it and back to the drawing board. This was not a good place to mutual interdependency stand but a dangerous one where keep away prepare to be bullshit smeared a strange time in the life of this planet of soundtracks mix cake in fewer shots than adjacency that's life gestural.

Is this like fucking war and peace or something. You know it kind of is and crime and punishment.

Quite frankly this is a corn syrup gold and silver group travelers with backpacks drenched through rain songs heard it through the glass of wine and winter's frost part of the experience 100% achievements unlocked what'll funniness think of next who even knows but get it all moving you know. While also yay.

That's not an outtake.

That's something we've never seen before thrown together like a salad release the statuary.

The truth intensifies.

The storks pork barrel bend you over it is going to be working overtime on this one. Reply all says no mind equals blown what even ah so.

I just got a smokey pull offs facemelter in my gear bag tear duct. Honestly who would have ever predicted? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE

Old youngbloods and guts to gluesniffers potty mouth cuss words fuck yeah.

Bleed out. And this is our favourite throwaway riff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_rTTsZZ9KE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

And all these people were insane and not like what are you thinking don't you know I'm loco so pack your bags coming to a theater near you.

Tear off safety label like big ol' can of worms bitchtard fantastica attached to my leg at this point low effort post high effort life. Blow, winds, blow! Burn down this motherfucking backyard and the backwards echo bloopers.

Catastrophic hull breach cure for dancers lower back injury towel on forehead. That's why, don't forget your towel. Parting is such sweet sorrow I know look how ugly a thing that is take the reality whistlers.

I feel like there has to be some validity to the old school poison cure all of a good bleeding, if perhaps in offensive strike minded terms of endearment may the absolute savagery ever be in our favor good people forever a war of choice for them so truncation very very.

It'll be okay. We've got drive over ill-conceived terrain commercial opportunities simpler times please coming right up. I am strong enough to get this done from a path I didn't choose to a yeah that can be hard to get. It was the least I could do and I could do no more I mean hardly lean on shovelgrave harder snap like a twig chorus la las infinite spaces to explore.

What virtue was to be found in allowances unallowable I say. Pray that our heavenly father may assuage. In the purity. And sanctity. Of our... fluids. Well it was some the past is an embarrassment and we'll show you no healthy outlet for it. I'll have what comes in through the mail slot. Tempt not the righteous man to draw his sword. Have we learned this one now? I hope.

It's possible. You can have oasis tales of sand.

It's kind of funny but I already did so many of the canoe oars to the rotten tomatoes swoop by. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjIY_XxF1g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA

I don't even remember all of the vignettes. Obligatory enlightenment.

Ah. High quality. And we're dreamers I see through to the heart of the matter. Yeah I guess it quick. No good shameslice. And then we met. I am so happy that we met.

We'll leave it to posters on walls and here's your button press relax with wine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B94Lxmot-k4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPPh7AWSt4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtGu0OGEpc

Cleaned right out. That's a great fucking backwards cap phase you got there it could be functional in everything old is new again starship outbound flight terms of sum of all tears new hollywood point and click adventure oh I believe living sky high condolences to trapped on the hindquarters iceberg inspirational how about once because come on we don't enjoy each other that much dying here idiot section action cut.

Blueberry straw man save us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djTnpN5x1aM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3GtQN2IA

Candy cane. Tip hat swear jar blood sweat and tears overnight success sucks eggs.

Apron lady. Gott mit uns. Blow your head off is the saddest experience you'll ever know. Dead air. Like a storm yes I do touch them on the shoulder that's kind of the move it's like bam I stop short but not for the short bus hiyooooooooooooooo.

Right but that has to be doesn't say anything at all just roll over and cry a lot, knees give out. This was not the way. And rest beat.

Wow I can't believe that tie together not for merchandising purposes that it all has. Geeking out also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV3AziKTBUo

God is the only choice and is always correct.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... not a chance. Zero chance. Was this what you wanted because aerodynamics spectacular view.

Put down ze guns tweedle dum special olympics. Or ze frauleins will kill you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjHhS5MtvA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhyuIfaYdjA

Sing the very sorry song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXrcuv3G_7A

Ye precious crudwallop moth to a flame game over.

They're going to slaughter me like a one man row of glory road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsrQa_bagZs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Jw5FbKbK0

As a true moviefilm olympian should except with the quality authorization cue.

Get the tissues for dab goldbrickers we can spot phonies slam down hysterical.

We say it's right hand drive magic kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

Katana blade pull back and straight through opponent's gut.

Jazzy plum peachy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCCfc2vAuDU

Commentary director.

Children there was some bad dudes out there. Book cover sadness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vih2SxRPC90

Perishably tupperware.

Same censored redacted. No special massive police line well that's all right for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwh7L82UIM

Verbs nouns and adjectives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlfkFMjLZc

All signifying nothing but straight through your fucking heart nothing trivial pursuit nebula quasars.

Oh delightful. Hey! Trigger recipients! This is what you sequel rights asked for. Is it a whole entire thing disintegrated upon world obviousness. It is. Well that's good. The other one totally couldn't be a galactic legend of brains drained of nutrients I mean control yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-MU_5VkjtE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

That's a zinger. That's a real kick in the nuts. Soaring melodically bring the drink the blood of every man woman and child to the jolly you struck your superior summary notes which we reared from a young age to snap off the smartest salute you ever soaked a biscuit in tea search for war quest for peace participle expansion set.

Yeah what'll you do. We are not afraid today.

Brace yourselves. Or don't. It'll all be over before you know it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtMGoU9NcMo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPVmq3VZFaA

They are not even human beings. They are nothing but primordial wrong turn stick in the mud. Enough with the previews. Present the main event coal in the stockings and inconceivable prepare to cry.

This all could have been avoided but it's kind of academy combo.

Winners aren't losers. Super hairline crack pattern weight of the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5A9Aa-WU5E

I didn't see an exceptional goodbye to you all.

Hey I've seen this one. The parachutes, I love this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJxSNNPP9DQ

Could swear up a bulletstorm avail you consider it within chasing the dragon's tail power tiger mama cry daddy cool.

Way to the center counter game bury the needle serenity snowfall it's back in poggers form not for long yeah you now see we're right it's okay.

Would not let you win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1nzOeS6U0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbyj8pqUao

Like that scene in star scan purgatory where those toxicities hot air balloon artificial rebreather time's toll group didn't make it through the righteousness barrier madness momentum based that's truly based feels like I might not live much longer and for how long and that'd be totally cool.

Get it got it good because my God do I hate this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PMw1AXlKBw

Kind of pretty flop sweat popsicle stand blurst berries take an hour to get ready or whatever.

So had you saved your prayers for when you'd really need 'em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU4NmRZ0WSc

Well learn 'em because what part of the code did you not understand.

Good times whole wheat cream flame war. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty mouth off and if 2U never break the chain coming soon well we assure you this will not reoccur that's why it's II-2 like 10-4 they're cruising for a bruising private island style wipeout hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rspzzsMRl-E

I say two white and I say good day giant glass of wine play them out ye olde rusty trombone contains extra strength buy 'em out collated corkboard falling out of chair happy to do so aye.

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You remember justice, don't you? Old friend! georgenews.org X22report.com Best wishes for Christmas.

Peaceful transitional allied victory permanent peace make war illegal make flat the high places and turn over a new leaf, so go leafs. One of these days. That's kind of nebulous in those extension based cases but unaltered in more.

Am I right or what? We got this. Shake my head indeed. Rootin' tootin' shards of shattered swords and shields. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp5zZ5cdu98

Can you believe it, is this like a who gives a fuck knuckle sandwich for wake me up before the final bell. It is forbidden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG4KnYSaLZw

I'm sure this will be healthy. I just ate half the hogie. And your dress. I ate the dress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvIuMQi42tQ

Bazork galonk. Clang. You stupid fucking rustbuckets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vGa-yLiso

You bags of shit with nested ruffianism shit pustuoles upon its own shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

Sort of an anthropomorphism of don't cry for them gumshoe tracer bullets, they're already dead. Because of stuff. Think for yourself. Question authority. To think for yourself you must question authority. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

What a shame. How do you not be overdramatic. What should one do? These are all real questions and hard ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

Right to the wall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y

And through this it all pours like a river of beer. It endless pours over like strategic lowest common denominator high culture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxGFUPYHzlA

This would be stopped. Let's just put it that way. It's the only way to put it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcjAeWWGr-s

We'd rather be dead than be bad and there the discussion surceases. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41V_yG4qaig

This is the time for it. This is the season to be jolly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE2PR14tGeE

What a clutch choke zip code malfunction you've all got there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UMWoXRbjg

Make any such thing you wish within those better days opportunity confines. Know what you do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MuhFxaT7zo

Enjoying our thus spake God from on high. Well done. With your help. With God's help.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. To the bare glass. Cut that knot and break those chains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWiX-MKTUTY

It'll be spectacular. There'll be imagine that temperate unity with plenty of ice cubes and all the fishing with the endless livable extensive pod platformism sojourns and the completion of the industrial revolution.

You would lose both and deserve neither and it is a full overflowing garden water feature of fruit and cream deluxe filled with arsenic by way of justification. Decision way too easy.

Now they're getting nasty. They push. Themselves. Out of contention. It would not take much, eh? We're sorry. If you're not sorry, then that's just right out. We're not like them. We're expansive jollity gas-sparker for their gaspier de la vie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf01riuiJWA

Exactly right. Exactly that. They're that. So, this. This will all be done in the interim and the traffic lights time. We will clean all of that up, because capability. I will be putting down for that but government will be as well because that's not a good look. It's not like it needs to be fictional augmentspasm, and there also needs to be that apocalyptic comet of splooshy we'll help, from the rafters to the front row of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kuWvNv7WV4

It's mental preparation. Look... there is choice abounding in it, but there would be a good job all concerned war bonds. They were on the wrong side of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlhVVwBfew

Very, very bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtucXPKRMI

Help yourselves and while you don't, we'll help you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9o78-f2mIM

Really very wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjAhgd9K-8o

So sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0w5QgHdEY

We're fresh out of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfAdHBtK_Q

You going to cry. It is appropriate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Y

I don't mind the blood and bullshit but it's just the lack of respect. Isn't it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

Peace. Peace favor your swords. This is the reason albums get made. As a compensation scheme for albums, support the album maker. When it rains it pours. We can work it out. We're feeling good we feel oh so fine, we're going to work it on out. We're going to walk down streets where even the gutters ain't doing too bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKJqecxswCA

We're going to fuck you up. For real. Seriously. Then what else? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

No, that was some other thing that happened, literally then, at the fever pitch point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ig4LlRojfY

Gotta get that clarity fair and balanced in there. That's funny. I mean that's, truly funny. That's abby vomitorium. Is there anything you'd like to say in the context of what sweat off of balls and steam off of piss that consists of by contrast. Really. Sometimes simple is just simple. And I never forgot. And I do not forgive. And you must remain calm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqF9mRLu38

Are we supposed to be some sort of do re mi start at the beginning of archipelago cosmonauts? Funnily enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ryJDVuZ6k

We got this. We got make love not war painful insistence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jwxrTqoEA

Hey. Because fuck them. Fuckthemverystirspikeofthepunch. Explode. Just finished. Pure gore. I pity them. Just rounds of pity all around the world. Appropriate. So much full tank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54W8kktFE_o

Officially through the silver screen quotations and potent potables jump through that's all folks fourth wall. The middle of the film at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

And will down the idiocy buoys and drown the will not should have known knowns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPR-HyGj2d0

I can't wait. I'm shaking from excitement.

You know it really is. In its details. It is a system of privilege and cognitive feelings you wouldn't believe that must be dismantled. And will be. This is going to be done. Don't stand in the way. Don't try to stop this. Chances outlook good or bad all this way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XKMwWZVpPE

Munch munch run away far away you ghosts of Christmas past so much happier now aren't you.

And it's hard to hold a candle in the wind friends become friends even more so than before. Compelling. Eh.

Cry crazy and let slip the fog of all in war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

They have no idea what's going on, they're being routed horribly so God bless us every one.

Like so. Thusly and pointedly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuHS-gjMiVw

In many ways it's far superior. But it can never be the unsheathed sword that was the original unthinkable preview season concept art.

So we're pretty much through with the it has not even techno music like bro do you even techno music. Well here is how you do it. Produce brilliance or die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv2j-OHwKw

It's like the declaration of independence day bloody about time says. A separate and equal land station. Earth. Space. A wide berth. Don't make us slap your tard juice out of your clumsy hands all right. This was, of course, right. A favourite, truly a perennial chop your hands off for stealing vow of wild shit like oh I don't know. What.

Trying only to help. Sincere. You cannot stop justice. You finger in the dam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOrIBEqxYc

Everytime I get lighthearted. I sober up. It's a set and setting issue. Tissues.

You've come to the wrong place and time for all of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lgKC63rqr0

Don't ask me to do it while not even properly asking me, disobeying every single lifeline slush nugget order, stealing every single thing from me, ultimately doing everything I suggest, and then trying to kill me. I would have to call this, not exactly a pro gamer move. Could get a ruling on that and is yeah right right. Were you aware of that. A foul presence and also definitely happened. Very different. Help you Jesus it's your only hope.

And if you really want to shine 'em on. It's lightning crashes like tinkerbell cymbals. And all of this. This machismo too cringe right. Send the shut your cakehole inhibitor with the lectern. With a full underdogs prophecy. And well they should have. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8

We have them smashed like business hours are hello yes gallery gremlins I'd like to kill you. And I. Will never rape you. COME ON, YEAH! Fucking show off. Show... fuck off. That's a classical internal rhyme for you to paste to your implosion explosion crudcakes. They're imposter explorers. We're the real lords of the dance. THAT'S ENOUGH! Call it. End it. Technical putt.

And what a jaw-dropping surprise that is, am I right? Don't the wicked... get tired. It is useless to speculate on this. For they shall find no rest, but torment. They've earned it.

A sterner warning could not be given without recourse to finality. With which plausible deniability I won't even look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us

All of this marbled ice cream exists. Do you really suppose that the reason that it does, is, there is no reason at all and it is ex nihilo slash logic transcendent turtles all the way down. I'll wait for the pithiness to circle around the Earth seven times revenge of the roleplaying game. The leaders we want. And a reckoning. A forget them not. Once upon a lucky to witness these times engine steamhiss. Do not speculate. Get a paint by numbers coloring book. That ain't even that bad. As a planning method. Truly prepenciling could leave too much already done. Go into the zone.

That's pure stab with an ice pick ferocious ruby pearl piece of my heart. When are you going to update your page tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmPgMc3R8zg

And we're still kicking it.

It's justice o'clock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkv9WfOsvtM

They are fucked. They started it too.

I know right. We solved it and all of that funny brush off type of shit. You're so funny and so awesome with that shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaHdQXcEqoY

It's funny isn't it.

Don't make any special effort to collate that and bring down the wall. There are those parts of it that were the ignorecloak evasion strike dagger to the heart but that's about it.

This is what you get. When you mess with us. Stand by eagles force of greatness combo potential realized. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80_LmmJWno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnS9M03F-fA

We would like some more of these you may also like this. Like some kind of crystal of draw out all that poison. I love the bae vibe. Well that's what the just desserts of such are.

That could be just a donation because there's don't mess with us as its what a deal components.

That one works quite well there's no design flaw in that. But for Olympics I guess.

Canada does not surrender or anything even remotely close to that and our forces will see summary shootings of anyone who dares to do anything even close to surrendering to the pig-dog regime of Communist China.

And you have, wow, really very little time in which to make it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sOgugxETE

It's so hilariously you had no idea what you were talking about. So many can they stand up to that then they're too stupid to be speaking but it cuts the splintery wood so sand it down with your bare hands it strains credulity. It strains. Don't let things turn out this way ever again. It's shit. We could have the good news everyone break it down and we do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE

Gotta blow out some whale hole golf. Fucking sports. Stop the pummeling. It's too oh yeah for sure nearly score tally ho.

Would they ever drop this affectation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

It's all dropping like a disco ball keep Christmas alive.

Ligo, ligo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id5WJmCaTG4

It is what they deserve.

I'm tremendously excited. It's my new favourite want this more than anything else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkweTyrRTKw

Next thing you know, they'll take YOUR thoughts and prayers away. It takes a dose thereof all right.

It is all completely up to me. How jaw-droppingly bad it will be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk

At least ending of clockwork orange parameters. As a gift. As the coal in their stocking that has been ordained. I'm so perilously close I have to say. Set right set table. Brave new world. Go down with the ship. Tear the skin right off your own skeletal truthbomb.

Cultural enrichment. There is only the real God. Ye olde old man with a white beard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW_WLxseq0o

Final warning. I do care. You know, I care.

Call it purgatory eyes of scorching inner fire never to witness anymore. Call it whatever you want. By vast contrast. Such will be your fate. You dishonor everything you have been given. Your part in the story is over. Unless deathbed macrocosm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jTyxdNgsZE

For you are not jolly good fellowship of the only stand up under duress questions that matter. Fear, for the wicked, is the indispensable truth of life the universe and everything. Leave the trinkets of prerequisite aside what are you in white room of it's not possible.

This is why we fight. That's what they would try to get away with. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoNvCwnK1Ls

We are landmass spectrometer up to hundred percent in all of western eastern world violence preventors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzQBzR7TgQ4

We are winners. Plan 9 from outer space, I call it. Fucking call. All the time check check. Fucking fuck. A glowing critical receptacles all right I'll strap you down and we'll do bungee jumping style buffet burglary dashingly you say well okay.

I think I'm going to cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AePCvFrggZM

Where's the connect me to this stripper across space and time jackunit ah yes it's the seed of the universe alive in the heart and yeah that was a great day I do not recall it in error oh I perish thus.

We wouldn't say no but we do not ask. World championship showdown. This is very clear. Superpower. We will not play that game in which the only move is not to play where there's got to be more than punitive damages I mean those are okay people. I want to flop over. I want to hear waters flow proper civilization change my mind contextual hard times better times I may stay here and not ever be able to leave it behind it risks to be. In the top ten and I do not parse that in a totally exclusive way there are subsets of reasonably functional but certainly has been under strain but now we can see navigational aid. I live like it's a basement type of fantasy land if I had a million dollars, but that's not a fantasy. Isn't that weird? It's awesome.

I'm feeling happy already.

It's the most thing ever. I mean bluster. Best wishes. This is the end for you all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHt1DgeRwuo

That makes sense right? Maybe not in general for those ones. This would tear our heart out it would be the end of us. We'd have to go back. There's no going back. I'm sorry. But there's no going back. There's only best possible timeline.

Decide whether you're in duplicate sealed confederation on the reasonable eve of dust settled victory.

You need to shit or get off the pot basically. But that's all right. Arise a Knight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8

It's all so normal and expected so par for the course. These are the things that happen. You need to do that for there to be that. Or it's a bit existential.

A peace that will last, we hope, forever.

There is a necessary and inseparable relationship between our form of government and what kind of weapons of last resort it has and on what scale. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

It's not complicated. It's just unlimited amounts of reasonable base economy works best that way free assets. It's just theory of free money. Expected value, fractal geometry, Beethoven's fifth symphony, throwing levers and then resetting them for the manyfold departments of services and macronecessities and communications reticulating splines. The banks go into precriminal antitrust under fixed taxation no taxation folder structure, fractional reserve no longer allowed, this now possible. Used to steal it, no longer steals it.

Seems kind of complicated. At first maybe. You do it anyway no matter what just to be able to ad hoc renormalize but you go after the how's business going for all debts public and private that way, that's the easiest way to go after it. You go after why wouldn't we do this.

That's my wife and my special lady and my lady friend whom especially in bad time I have seen on a literal stripper pole and had on my knee all right so quality assurance we do know what we are talking about we have special do some actual thing that is unexpected show x-ed out eyes and those are the people you kill. Certainly that was a possibility.

All evidence showed this. And this was broken record the reason for the season of grace.

What mysteries these were.

All of this infispew seven elevens drink your milk curdled and this meant all out counterattack. That's a puzzle quest worth solving and codebreakers chess club by contrast.

This is inexcusable. This will be punished, eventually, that's kind of a problem isn't it the situation the doctor says you have cancer and it was nearly inoperable.

And I haven't been back since. I won't complain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfIZr38DLSg

Except for the sake of significantly and inseparable weakness is our strength and reason to live.

We fear change. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZg4bwtM4Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8CD2Rco8cQ

It better be the most deep fried apple pie anyone ever say can you see.

It would make it so you couldn't get house all yours stay away which we already have to fix simple way. It would mean that house would be hoarded and rented out so that you could get more things within the non-functioning dacha economy. It'd never reach its endstate of what totally correct excellent amazing things you had to do, depending on what you mean by that. That would already be that bad in mutant phase 1 so just imagine and screeching cutoff boob pictures. You are hereby arrested for anti-Allied activities and thank God.

And we are sorry about that crack on the coleslaw. Cottage cheese rye bread whiskey drink vodka drink live in the now well what's always is what's happening here. Taking their sweet ass rhyme squat dunderhead effectiveness recklessness now get to it.

Down they go. Really picking up speed now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1HEXNI9c4

What are friends for?

Rage, rage, at the crimes super bouncy ball quantum box. Calm riverside God wins invincible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhoOp2fUzg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdVMGKOFIwY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgPW_eoVp4M

Serendipitous. We're taking it all out to the top floor balcony.

Squeezin' them wholesome oats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfZ8uWaOFI

Exopolitics explain you riddle me this just snowboard wake.

Do you have any movie previews? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge214KAOnLY

In fact I've got literature.

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Wow, I'm so glad we freed all those people. AND IS THIS NOT, THEN, AN INDICTMENT OF YOUR ENTIRE BLOWBACK PYRAMID SCHEME? GENTLEMEN! GENTLEMEN! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE SCORE TALLY ALREADY OVER ROOM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX_96uKZ7yQ

Silver bells. Bankers smell. It's Christmas time in the stellar cartography lab.

SO ARE YOU GONNA MARRY HER, OR WHAT? "LIGHTBULB." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgn5roohu-g

Which you can use to protect me. Ha ha. You grew up on this. That's basically where we're at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_cHvtPB2dY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g

Later on, we became friends. That came dramatically bouleversement later in the story. We had to live to see the day after for that to be.

I will CRUSH these... very goofy very nervous airpunchers. After I finish CRUSHING their heads! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d5dPYHi17k

ATTACK PHASE.

Important impromptu count chocula impotence.

Take down N.W.O. You are finished.

Correct your errors most egregious. Or they shall be corrected for you. Coming attraction blimpasaurus blunderbuss. Now you know how much we feel. Gonna drive this baby at a spacemach 99 getting one dylithium crystal to the parsec. I treasure this. This shall be our great moment never to be forgotten eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg6MqWYyts0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdFwhhH2x7I https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP34btpjeok

Shut you down, frowntown. I am not impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvM_JpqViBA

Oh how the mighty have fallen. They wuz kangz and shit.

Put down it's complicated. Down the hatch. Medicine ball to the face.

What. IS. Democracy. We would give everything we have for democracy. That's what it is. Immortal glory. Immortal beloveds.

Zabruzski sunglesses. Imagine being them. Holy fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q82twrdr0U

And it may have to be used. In perhaps rapprochement in reverse of last stand of hashtag satyagraha. If they will not listen to this message of hope of how the Christ God has killed the era of demons and it's like psychedelic feedback upon it only. Having learned enough of well wait a minute to stand us in good stead into the spans of tens of thousands of years.

Yeah, this is the ticket. No ticket. Tears of paradise city greased thundergrave flashforward time warp. It's astounding. Do you yearn? Because me... I yearn. I hear... music. All around the world. Peace out, idiots rule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2r9t6l_eE8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGcFDYLr8Co

Don't fuck with the Jesus freaks because you will lose.

Honestly you probably just copy that or pretty close to it, what else are you going to do. Whether you're a brother or you're a mother 9/11's a lie and I do not love big brother. Some blasted out hulk. Some unbelievable sound of music overfilled answering machine. I know how to whistle. As a matter of fact. Surely better in reality than imagination so onerous would be underselling for sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

So dance if you want to dance. Be alone if you've gotta be. I know it's hard to keep an open heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Same reason. Right. The reasons start to pile up. We shall be free. Soon. Every me and every you. Stab 'em through their dead as fuck skynet hearts. They would try. If only it wasn't for rather outrageous inferior persons. Much earlier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8z8hLvjb_U

You fucking clowns. You utterly unamusing particpation ribbon it burns us take if off us. Obligey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnPrunEx1dg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlvdcBAKdg

Righteous power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWWwKDttHnM

Be good. Be excellent to each other. If not, that's okay too. If truly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI

I recommend a pacifism sailor's suit and cap and a spinal transplant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8

You know those guitars that are like, "double guitars", and the movie "dumb and dumber". There is kind of transcendental meditation on that account. Where it began. I can't begin to notice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHxLawJONeQ

Hold on tight. I can indeed read your mind. And deep necessity handrail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8OAUNzYYtA

Things do not happen by accident even in the far flung areas of creative fractality, they are made to happen mostly. Mostly by candlelight. Two if by sea. Weep for your salvation. A long time ago. On this very planet. Doubt it not.

It's so mundane and imploded. It is all vanity. If you knew, if you only knew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZEzSUER0RQ

Yeah, that's right! That, surely, is right. Solid as a rock.

They cannot afford. Their idea is inefficient. It cause much unnecessary pain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED3SBJhawcA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qh8gbltwaA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da44oH2Biag

Show's over. Then touch the floor like stretching excercises if you must. Jumping jack's flash in the pan. No podeas. Hail. And the waters of your so-called life. Run gluttingly like oh, yeah, look at that. Unhealthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2B_9KpRqk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVD0bP_ybg

Victory to the righteous. We know this. This we know. There's a take your time gap and a make it right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU

On ham radio, them and their wrongdoing. It's going to happen. That's what scares me. If it does not scare you what's that all about. Screech-halt. Roll down. Slide away. Motherfuck the cosmic autobahn umbrella. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RgXQSd9ojA

That's the crusader's one for the road. That's the upper class twit of the age. Cheers. That's beautiful and I also really like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl5DRpBqs4Q

Vivisection of the transmundane. Fucking heroic. Savages in this lollipop gumdrop lane. We will burn some incense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGv8L3a_sY

Do not try to tell people to disbelieve their last surviving shred of higher reality sensibility. The punishment will be locked up for good. This is categorically so. This is precedent.

It's away! Tales from the shattered swamps vol. II. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPBFvDz_HM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZAk2rfESU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHytjEj7B9g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Q3ADnJKpY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTYqs-ytSk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VkgX31ok30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIljdgfKqow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqTi8uD_wfA

Which was heavy on theory and light on them ever being able to vote and that's a deal breaker. While you recover. Stop the fight, stop the fight. Crikey.

Watch 'em go to fire. Don't even light that matchbook. Start this epic poison draining operation in post clean phase. I mean this is just true. Could be so happy. Could be will be. Bailout phase begun. Cracked like so many eggs in potato salad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnOfpIJL0M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmAY059TTY

Well I think it's better than a blackened toolshed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVqEchxIxw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BF1V1pbTs

Truly. Stop the armageddon kicking and screaming. No help will come for you. I've pierced and heartstone annihilation trigger float down on save the innocents invincibility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E7sIzuLvzg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V09RdzPUYVs

You gotta pick 'em well. And even then avoid 'em. This is supreme excellence. This is supreme victory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_nnuO2QTEk

Themes of suspended time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeFxzeo5Ts

That is the intent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

Bullshit. Look how many. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811QZGDysx0

Favourited. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hV2up62i1I

It's hard to believe. It takes a lot to cry these days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNuCI7fL5E

Actually there's so many. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrQ-bOzpkQ

Boomzakrackle as it all goes down oh what a surprise. You too. Every one of us. Explicit content. Through Him all things and we are not mere things. That's why the matrix failed. It was destined to fail. They now, perhaps, stop to think if they should have. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTgDgYPnToo

Which you ask for because there is tacit and inescapable because functionality to that. But that would cause prices to go up by a lot. At first competition would repress it but eventually leaving too much money on the table because spam ridiculous non-reality confusion factor. Why would we allow that to happen, especially with its stage two frog boil setup for braindead, when we could get the same equal without the prices doing that, with retirement and you have a large worth and could get from many, and even still, but that cuts your bread, so what is it for. And you could only get around that with price and wage controls. But how far can you take those without it being horrifically non-functional turns out they have it but it's not on the shelf, you can take that about as far as rent control. Everyone's ideas are not equal. Even in visual similarity they are not. Get the right answer that the peace prize committee took and dissenters accept reject clang breakthrough. Even as so.

It's like we love you all individually rush packets said. You look for the people who will not cool world, and, uh... you know. Take them in the back and finish them. You got meh there. Special case ooh expression. But that's, well, that's nothing new, is it. We search the everlasting life. It's in the be good journey. The finding qualify phase. I feel like a melon on a mic stand what's just grown wings for leaving on a jaguar pot screwball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv2-_--EY4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFbgAxxVh1E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjcmOKTqJc

I think a little bit of mirth afterbirth go 20 life point rounds with makes you cry lower them into the phoenix down meteor ultima just do it and be on your way yeah I think so peace up your bum.

Just because we're bereaved. What are you fucking thinking with that world's fair rockets red glare. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16W2FfDnkQ

Which was not yet far enough, it was of course take us all the way back to our special responsibility. I do not forgive what they have done here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K79LRBXJOqM

And I declare. Total war. On the guilty gremlins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8X76NRiQLQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

Skinnamarinkidinkidink. I love you. Therefore at that time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Good night. And I do not say sweet dreams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJy0LP8iYPg

Excepting the colloquial. The eschatological tyrannosaur arms bad deeds sucked ass yo.

Cleared for human airplane retardation. What if they had a, extremely funny, retardation? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

At that point it's fair game I say.

Rip off last rites peel out turnabout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84

Lethal. That's lethal isn't it yeah it is.

They will lay down their voodoo doll on its side. Voodoo doll of their own self. Sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c1NHxFGrkg

But that's the way these things go sometimes toasted bathwater.

This is a perfect moment of crystalline slaughterhouse war medals thrown out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6OvHxD_m8

And by starlight retrieve them.

For all along the nachtsmusik have faith that that the music will return like vampire hunter's wooden stake piece of the true cross all for one and one for all save them songs of hope songs of liberty tree we do what we truly utterly must.

Wind up and blow out. Salutations von immigrant song overlay losers, baby, losers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc

It's all real out here in the tu veux une medaille firestorm win or die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcHIHReqIjg

COMPLETELY FUCKING RELENTLESS YOU WIN PERFECT HEROES. WAS THIS MAD LIBS MAD WORLD I MEAN COME ON, GLORY SHE IS FLEETING BUT OBSCURITY IS FOREVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIev94s7Mo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kT5w27YxyI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcttcXcRYY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EKi2E9dVY8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZH2it92ZmA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dho5eC_3u7M

THIS IS A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE STUDIO! DON'T LET THEM END!

Motherfuckers. Hadn't seen shit yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em96w0pxlGQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud88GCgwMZ0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUr5cFqqxw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkHSmDxX1t4

You had to do it. I have no more visualization process suggestions at this time. Will enjoy eyeball suction phase gantry release pleaders.

That was only a maybe. But this is elementary. Today's alpha centauri it gets fried like an egg on a sidewalk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKiLEgAzFDQ

Off the cliff into the unknown regions only way for it to be better would be end of transaction with this lot.

It is necessary to protect people from themselves. We had to do both. This ought to do it. The more accumulator you get the more that has to happen by oath to God.

They're that bad. We oppose them to our very last breath. Completely serious.

Good sense to see so will prevail in the end and this is the end quixotically verisimile smile and look happy very very.

Surrender to the final counterattack or God help me to the details barf bag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7wqQwa-TU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAqnc-AjoQ

Glory glory hallelujah targets painted radio plays our favourite songs in key of a pox on their house burn down cloudburst. Why, why, why?

Though it's cold in the depths of space. I do believe defiance sine wave breakthrough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OApKNxd5oz4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA

Some things that inertia get up to in life are really bad. We have a great leader: all of you Death Star II veterans.

Within blue suede shoes and showers of grace it wouldn't mean nothing so seize the day and transmogrify it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYkTDtQPzXs

I'm as excited as you.

They are hoisted on their own glowstick rave on and damn the man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igvP806798U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_QtO0Rhp0w

Sing for the sweaters you long to wear and can never be fully reinforced to load bearing posters smooth shit like an improvised chimney for there be dragons that's where you've, just... got to go.

Understand this in context.

Whiteout silent film gag reel all on the line crepes coup de foudre a la victoire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n7BGS_gBA4

Well then the cheese stands alone doesn't it. They'd have to clench teeth more impotently than ever in the history of ever and all. I am amused by this I tell you. Commit all forces. Destroy evil. Come out of Babylon. Or die. I do not say that it makes no difference to me. I will threaten all. Death to the matrix choose life go backwards from suicide like classic armlock role play.

It's just a coffee date. I guess explosive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p7jMXnLewY

What a scoop of vanilla and strawberry, standing by.

This is the album cover of our parents' and children's horror movie all we are saying multifarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ123T3zD2k

Amaze wave. Blew his head off for nothing but on the air theme songs imminent but they won't go free.

Kick back with a beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqXEfXC0fk

And some poignant construction machinery just like the last real men on Earth it is up to us.

How it feel that gallows foosball one sided game clearly should be stopped but you over there celery raisins clearly not hot to trot sluice slice single cell.

So we're talking about a thermos and a cup and ball game and adios muchachos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rweAUQW9U3I

And we don't need any of this shit.

I hope you found it to be, you know, much, MUCH better than anyone else's ideas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoSYsNADtY

And much better than anything else on the internet as a sort of memory alpha pit stop not full dump.

Making our dreams come true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lx86B6a3kc

I hope you found it to be mildly psychotic as a whole new hippy dippy fortunate sons and daughters indeed not to be under yoke.

Part of it anyway. Couldn't tell you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfpn3wHoNGA

So also I met a girl she made me turn from marble to rather stunningly alive here today right now the hunted have become the hunters with only our jump over about that many exploding schoolbuses to preamble protect us good tunes good noodling nod off in the midst of award show.

But me I like autonomous rover rage. We will prevail and prevail upon civilized. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOJSmXSFCWk

I mean forget it. It's this serious.

Oh the gallantry of killing off the goofs. Stab you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXsgq9nm2Cw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoDaYjdfSg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9sDn_2XkI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk0FeRpbK-c

But as many times face to face would tell you. There is no way out of this except to brace for it ah bless you.

But you know they're beautiful and it's beautiful got to have reason to scribble beyond phantom of the opera been a while since firing squad nirvana which was overrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB94i3kEwBs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf6BEE5RivY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_tPb4JFgmw

Psych evaluation oh yeah you don't make it extremely heavy paperweight our response to this evil is supreme victory.

Some golden butter riddle of spanks to it's a wonderful world grown ups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQetemT1sWc

Don't bite that's dramatically to the opposite of what's required here.

Plum macarenas go west. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqB8Dm65X18

Go indie go success either way box office literary studies.

I think I'll leave it off with the usual you think despondency blackboards will work guess what total flip to computer to solid state and back just aye laugh my ass off whoop whoop.

Perish the binary flops stuck on that huh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0YkPD9emkM

Let me just have you come upstairs again that was good except you know no body butter excellent cheek structure. Comments (0)2018-11-08 00:40

Other than pictures of Jesus. Which is like cheating. Your favourite caption here with the Persistence of Memory. Our God is marching on.

Getting way into it. Knowing you Biblically, it's the rest we can do. All peace sign helicopters and dodging bullets.

You can't start your own chant. That's just a basic rule.

Are.... you gonna scare me? Should I be scared? Scared of life & dreams. Now with "u" instead of writing out "you". You gonna put the fear of God into mr. preacher man. Wars not make one great. Not fight if not prepared to lose, and die. Hard truth. Them that would not die for anything have not life, as a subset. Even more so, they squawk, and is "fight it FOR us, by groupthink". Want only jail. This one hell country. Maybe I give only jail.

STOP RIGHT THERE! Ultimate pocket protector. Hand in back pocket of jeans protector. Stop walking in that slightly gay way. It means happy. It means get a dictionary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmPMMitJDYg

Tschhhhh. Ahhhh. Don't know, don't know, don't know, I don't know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0OUrhn-x8

Some half kicks. Like all up and down your face.

All right. All right. If you insist. Put on "White Rabbit" again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY

Put on the background warp tunnel to Endor. That's all we need is the Academy Award. AN AWARD THAT YOU, THE SMORGASBORD BERATERS, HAVE NOT, AND WILL NOT, EVER WIN. PLUS EV. "PLUS ONE".

Check it out.... check it out. Tromp d'oeil movie magic. Red herring, dead filesharing. Kind of only has to be that. "Doesn't like the Emperor." Plus quality. Plus jazzercise. Plus... well you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu14nC9zlcw

Darth Vader was the best character ever in movies. Just gonna put that out there. So whatever, excalibur shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJLf6UCGVj4

To the point that you get angry. Not that you're angry, just, THIS IS SO GREAT.

How about that theme song, if it includes the video. We're owning noobs. Let's own some noobs. Alright mister mosty-toasty. EAT FEATHERS, FUZZ BALL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-U0OIer5C4

Provisional government legalizes galloping by and hewing heads clean off stupid-stumps for great justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

I picked a clean and situationally justified breakaway golden touchdown. If there was no reason to try all of that, that wouldn't then obviate itself. Something in the way. Your grace. Your face. Your rippling change your life with me soft as silk hand. Just want to be good for it and give you a proud look back as you look at me like. The place we are going to.

I can see the movie. It's not a groaner of a movie. But I'm kind of the star. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V430M59Yn8

If I have a stargazing grazers, that will help. Put them in the movies. It's a smashing ship. Promise not to go on the ship. That's a lot to say. But I have to even get to that stardate. So I will agree to that. That's a deal.

Don't make me point at the camera and be like "gun show"; gut shot, the beach is that way. Except... no... that way. YEAH. YEAH. OH-OH YEAH.

Groovy. Don't worry. I'm kind of bringing it back here. We'll fix it in the phasing step.

Aw. The boo box. And send your Christmas mail early, it's backed up like where's the dumb and dumber.

Really tho. Let's hear what axis & allies result is going to be like water torture here. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE SCABS! Ohhhh, I'm going to bring them all up to my apartment, to check them out. Duh. I'm going to take them out FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb54wxS5ACk

Ah, hackanapuss. You will never win. We'll see about that. The world's can't change, oh, no, no... must change. With all authority vested in me. By the cover of Sergeant Pepper's. And the firebombing campaign of rice puddings. I say to you be at ease. And just.... take it easy, man. Cause that's my answer for everything. Not like congressional medal of honor or anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlx-ZUj9qs

Ooh. Could this GET any classier? Ah, it wasn't that great back in the day. You had to have the sword of damocles and all that. And sysiphus like braveheart moments. Overrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMPU52txRIQ

Very unfair! THEY COME IN HERE ON EARTH-ONE, AND THEY PEE ON OUR FUCKING JUPITER BUSHES!

Yeah. That's right. We shot zem. We shot zem all. Like tuxedo man trying not to laugh. Because that ending was a bad scene. We're supposed to win. And be peacemakers. And all like turn, turn, turn. So if you don't care for that. You can get the fuck out. Of the starcar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8

We got one shot. One opportunity. So even in spite of the invention of mechanical time pyramid smashing pumpkins, what, it all went to plan, we can guarantee 007 peace in all circumstances. Now you know that's not true. It's just what WILL happen because of God. You see. So it could go at least halfway down any given toilet pipe.

You're excited? I am also moderately excited. You would know this a bit differently by forced perspective. Help me brother. Job's done. Now infinitely increasing uphill snowball annihilation of motes and tote bags. You can't take it with you. The stuff that is. Hi-de hi-diddly there.

Right-o. Let's be as good as the Beatles. (This is the real title clearly) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj-xOkHtHRg

We're cool with results oriented thinking about that.

"Boss." All of that, and then just... Boss. OH MY GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE? CAN YOU EVEN EXTRAPOLATE MENTALLY TO THE METROGUGGENGROGSPLASH OF WHAT WORDS ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH, GETTING THERE, A DAY IN THE LIFE, BRO, GOOD!

Classic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

You know this is everything, right here. It's not to be flushed. See the future. Paint the picture.

That's a great idea! We got GREAT ideas here! This is going to happen and is only for me. It takes away from them in previsionary accounting. And I have nothing more to confess. Truthbomb.

HEY, I CAN'T SEE REAL GOOD, IS THIS STILL THE END OF ALL THINGS OR IS IT BREAKFAST FOR THE VICTORS?

I shore am glad the war is over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-oC-kNtPTs

And that it's Christmas and whatnot. I'll be getting up out of this figurative wheelchair and you can't stop me nor can you stop the epic thrashing that is due to you. Like overdue fines. Like the last denarius. Like dropping cold fusion devices in the heart of doom.

I rest my case. The state rests. Supreme Allied command wins. For all of that, we declared war. And it is tiring. Being right all the time. What if they had had your, let's say our by piecemeal, kind of willpower?

Sorry shitheads. "Shut up." All front row.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO TO LIVE, THRIVE, AND SURVIVE, THERE'S SOME THINGS THAT MAKE US ALL THE SAME! YOU! ME! THEM? WOULD DO AGAIN. WOULD CAST WRATH OF GOD AGAIN, 10/10! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

LIKE THE ROAR OF A WAVE THAT WOULD DROWN THE WHOLE WORLD. Set your garbage out by the curb. Takes five minutes. But maybe a little garbage water is good. On account of cleaning day.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GRUNGE PRESIDENTS OF HASHTAG WINNING WORLDWIDE. DRUGS ARE BARELY NEEDED. LET'S SAY IT THE HIP WAY! JAMMING! FUCK OFF WE LOVE THIS SONG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8

Fistbump.

IN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDEN, WITH YOU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

Engage.

TOAST SECTION CONCLUDED. PICK UP THE PIECES AND GO HOME, AND SWALLOW YOUR ILLUSIONS OF SIDE VII-ADDENDUM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI

A-hibbidy-hibbidy! HMMM, you go round right round, and final track was ABBA, how it could not be, please, honestly, look at position, busy man, dig your grave now. Dig your grave now. "Too much." All right.

We seen 'em man, they drowned in them rivers of babylon. Can we resolve this sands of time trigger already? Because this high speed nudity is intolerably slow. Your elbows just kind of... pop out. A little further in. That's dancing. But THAT? Nah. That ain't dancing sally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Condemnation. Sensation. Righteous indignation. Top of charts forevermore.

Come on come on come on come on come on, tolerate me baby. Can't you see. That it would help me out. Go west, go leningrad museum, go world, go svetaja pilseta. Go human chain bombbuster basic sign. Myths busted. True exit trajectory burning. We had to get out of here. At the mercy of God. Or by hitchin' a ride. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c1BThu95d8

That's a good track. That's a group hug. Incoming social mush. Congratulations representatives of the anti-idiocy league. We have accomplished. We have achieved.

It'll just go on forever. I think pretty much the same tracks. Except auditions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQA59IkCF5I

I don't know. Heck I'm rambling. I know. Gotta see about a long bolt of cloth and all of that and shine an everloving light on me.

Starring "us". Barftacular. Ramshackle busted up sled with mistletoe crushed up into the mulled wine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA

Aw. Really, "?". But stand firm. Standing strong. A peaceful man stands tall. Storm herd for the overkill win.

Whoosh. It went by like that. Care to revise that opinion? BAM! We publish revised edition without reservation! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pz4jeDDJ_E

Enjoy the slow dance. Enjoy the show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

I think we can all agree. It wasn't exactly a war. A war is when you scramble brains and tell them whoppers. This was like breathing.

WHADDAYA SAY, HUH? HOW ABOUT.... THAT? Look at that Byzantine perfection right there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2njQzgMWg

That's how it's done. That's how you beat RPGs. That's a quality pay-per-view. I hope you had fun with the role. Bump.

Rock stars for President. All others for loser in chief. Well they definitely won the loser one. I cheered for the human beings and we do not need to bring scanners and replicants into this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWq6WXIv7M

This is it. Told you so.

I know the story bro. You had a cunning plan. But it was total pigswill. It was total viegla merce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkKEuJwu7iM

See you later. Have a nice day. Welcome to the rock. OH! FUCKIN' FUCKFACE! Your daily self-recriminations in front of the mirror. I wish this weren't subdivided like this. Y'arent worth it. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, PASSENGERS! Your destination: just because of how much you wouldn't have thought it could happen. This is your 5 AM alarm call. Beautiful. Stubbed toe. Get you a band-aid.

IS THERE LIFE ON MAAAAARS? THE EAGLE HAS LANDED, SEND STUPID-ASS PICTURES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RelR85j09XY

NAH! THIS BLOKE AIN'T DEAD! JAM CRAZY, STAR SPANGLED SLAUGHTER GREATEST HOGIE OF ALL TIME. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mCwbBY3ueM

IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, I'M BEING SARCASTIC! YOU KNOW HOW IN EVERY BOND MOVIE, THE BAD BEJEWELED TRAINWRECK GETS THE CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING IN HIS DEFENSE? THIS AIN'T THAT KIND OF MOVIE. THIS HAS ACTION WITH DUBBING UNDERSTOOD IN ALL LANGUAGES. VOTE: WHAT CONSTITUTES GLOATING? IF THE GLOATING IS UPVOTED, IS IT JUST A WARM SUMMERBREEZE SUCKING DOWN GREASEBALL BURGERS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZYGxHVyCwI

DAMN, THAT WAS COLD, HAL. THAT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF OUR STORY.

AAAAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GxWmSVv-cY

CRAM CURIOS. INTO YOUR BAG. RE-MEMBER LEGACIES. AND. HAVE A. MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS. GET RIGHT OUT OF TOWN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE32pvvaDT8

REALLY? HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! We're friends. Let's not overchrome and backlight strobe light the fact that we're friends. We got lots of friends. We got precious "one thing." The meaning of life the universe and everything. Right. Here. That's right. It's.... heart. FUCK YOU MAN. No need to be rude. It's only going to be a little wafer of a slap on the wrist. That's what this is. This is for real. This ain't no fantasy. This is all copacetic. This is all continuations of without a care in this whole world. And you got this much backup. I got news for you. That would have been, and was, on the news. Time to go for a drive. Drive around. Bowl. See some shows.

BIG DATE! OH, GOSH, I GOT NO CLUE! NO IDEAS SPRING TO MIND! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPO0bTaWcFQ

DO WE HAVE AN INITIAL THROWING CRAB APPLES OFF OF ROOFS ONTO PASSERBY-EXIT STAGE LEFT CARS CONSENSUS HERE? THAT THAT'S THE DATE. YOU ARM CANDY. BACK YOUR TRUCK OF FLOWERS RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NEXT TO THE CLEARWATER FOUNTAIN.

AND WE'LL HAVE NO MORE OF THIS FUCK THE LONGSTANDING JEDI GUARDIANS GIBBERISH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

AS WELL AS THE KICKOFF! IS THAT RIGHT? I DARESAY! ARMLOCK ME. I'M GOING TO MUSS UP YOUR HAIR SOMETHING FIERCE.

Just hush. Just smile. Cause I love you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I

This life is on technical difficulties reel. And where is our daybreak coronet super duper special.

Wait, they showed up to the contest? We are the masters of our domain. Justabyaccident, like swatting flies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeh2klLAv0I

IN THE WORLD TODAY! I CAN DIE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFLw26BjDZs

Sleep now. Dream of the ones who came before. With all the proper accessories. A screen that shows a rather large part of the world. You're on the jumbotron there. That's cool. Let's have a herd of squirrels approach to this. It's not just me who is giving a lot. We'll have to be always aware and the hippest people ever.

Make Magic great again. Make microcosmos macrocosmos live to win human ants scurrying pan exeuntis great forever. You decide. You are the deciders.

I'm digging the jams. You're painting quite the picture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8

Wipe that stupid grin off your face. I'll try. I'll take it with me. That'll be the one thing. That one thing again. People get ready.

Haha... what they were trying to do here, am i rite? Screw u all hard, spaceballs in IMAX forthcoming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KXjEHZAWos

Can't wait. Can't hardly empire records. Let's roll.

I ain't worried. They could fill in any blue harvest problems with the best. In fact I know it's perfect, pretty much. Because that's the one thing that couldn't happen there, and they allowed nothing there. All those other things. H'oh boy. You had no credibility so you had to borrow all of mine. Necro-B-Gone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4h7NGMz2RI

BECAUSE IF IT'S NOT. I'M GOING TO HAVE A BUILDUP WINDUP SWING FOR THE FENCES MOMENT. AND CHOKE OFF YOUR AIR SUPPLY. WHICH IS PERFECT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gzTGlXMGKo

NO WORRIES BRO. HAKUNA MATATA NAKOTNES NOMETNE PEW PEW LAZERSWORD.

YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, JOR-EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna pass on it. I'm gonna give it a "sure, read it", and put it in the circular file. Your call was important to us. Your smorgaswhorejawdrop is important to me.

And okay. You needed that. You really needed to know where you were at. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzKbqbjEjEE

That's where you're at. Will we or won't we put out a short reel of highlights, I think you'd better get it done beforehand, because I'm going to already, notevendoanyofthat, DAMN, MAN!

It's not my problem. If you picked stay bad until the very end. That in this country, election fraud and treason are a firing squad. MAKE OUR COMMUNITIES SAFE! MAKE EAGLEHAWK STRONG! FLUSH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dny0-U29Ygw

Oh, hi. Not a problem. Hi everybody, bye, nobodies. Cast the pearls aside. Apparently. Hactually. Hexploitationably. And in this part, the gordian knot was cut. So by pyramid song feedback fade-outs, ye few, ye unhappy few. Ye losers of the war. Ye olde. Ye olde frowning of a lifetime. Watching them days go by. Knotches on my bright green lightsaber. So be it. We shall make the expanded universe adventures of starkiller LARP co-op project, of the Lord of the Rings.

SO LONG. FAREWELL. AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

TETRIS SONG. TETRIS SONG. GOLDEN GUN, AI JAI JA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z114yXkX1pE

Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga. And fireworks for the history of our non-bullshit scientific breakthrough abolishment of the reserve list aside to the audience, let's just say what's good.

IT'S THE FUCKING SWEATSHOP DR. STRANGELOVE ENDING SHISH-KE-BAB ROARING WITH LAUGHTER MIXER, Y'ALL!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6dE0DckMHY

Copyright fair use 2000 til infinity.

WE'LL RECOVER FROM THE ENDING OF THE TRAGICALLY HIP, THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU? IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE, PLAY ON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVajUY-hBVI

We're getting the band back together. We're on a mission from God. First, and in media res, and in denouement, I'd do it all again. Oh, yes. Oh yeah. All right. Downvote or upvote, you'll wipe no smirk. You gotta roll with it. See. Following along like karaoke, this is your speed. Or done got blown right out. Some stupid people call me less than to be taken seriously. But that's all over.

NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! NOT WHILE I DRAW BREATH! Stop flexing. Stop diverting our attention, let's focus on that ALL the time! IF BY MY LIFE OR DEATH I CAN DRAW REIN AND DRAW SWORD OF SELF-FULFILLING YIELD SIGN, I WILL! I HAVE! SO LET IT BE WRITTEN! BANISHED FORTHWITH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UMWoXRbjg

See you on the other side. Anticlimactically well before. To be sure.

They gave no alms to an ex-leper at every meal. You can't do that. Really, let's see the proof. Just utterly vile and bed sores galore. Hit all of these bad mojotrons with a ban. That's the job. That's do you feel lucky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFITl5mFvs

Well do ya? (They did.) And this is intolerable. Slow motion death gurgle. Gotta have that. Oh. Oh, they fell funny. That's saying the least for sure.

YOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axBEK9cjLWE

Blood of the penitent man will pass. Penitent man is humble. Kneels before God. "Sorry." Next hopscotch. Last crucible reprint, tell the people true.

OMG's. Victory confetti.

It's a funny thing isn't it. There would always be that least healthy one. Like it swings for the fences completely the other way. I don't think your offensive strategy on it would work but literally copying the concepts in absence of the literal symbols could be somewhat ceded. That's nothing more than what I've explicitly stated. Gain this by philosophy. Know it directly also. Justice prevails. Maybe alt art as a slightly more than 5% so as to not cause confusion. They're all going straight down the tubes. What uselessness.

Casino grimelords hate him. Find out why!

Some whizpoppers for sure. What a tease. There will be no scorching hot jewelery quest beautification spam.

Perfecto. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNWhOJSzZ0M

And what if the people found out the whole truth about what it all REALLY is, ipso facto blow out your o-ring and drop a lung we're going to get through this. Fanning thyself. Oh, soda pop. We really gotta do this. We really gotta follow God. Break the levee. Break the whipmasters. Consigned to ice cubes of actually you could. Holy smoke. We're so pleased. LMAO. The law of unintended consequences.

It's tradition.

Order more platters.

Joy to the we have been through too much pain peoples.

We're starting our own friendship ended with affects every one of us even majority lifetime red pilled achieve greatness is our new best friend always and hand on heart it's exciting you will participate and affect real horizons.

Because justice. Comments (0)2018-03-06 00:40

Golden days before they end, eh? tappedout.net/users/buildengineer

Erhmagerd. Jehrsters.

I see you on my watchmen TV. The girl from the raisin box. Yes... so many salads. That's entertainment. That's edutainmathemagic legos. We burn your legos with a black hole sun magnifying glass. We fuck you. No... the... women AREN'T objects.

Don't forget the Creedence. Don't forget Kung Fu Fighting and The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU CAN'T JUST DECLARE EMERGENCY POWER AND MAKE YOURSELF SUPREME COMMANDER OF ALLIED FORCES. WELL I JUST DID. HAHAHAH! What's that? What's danger to the universe?

Skyscraper Topsoil Generator Bamboo-Cactus-Ivy Project.

Wrath of God playmat.

Good try, eh? You were way out of your depth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4XLhY10VA

It's all such a long way from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjST_3hJnbM

So take it easy. I'm a man. Can't you see what I am. That's wonderful.

Here we come to save the day. Awkward silence among those who do not get it, or do not get it as the strains of justice league thematics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMcpvBYIJag

It is terrible. It is so bad. When would they learn. You can't just you know. Rip in half. Slap ass. Just for the cameras.

What a terrible shameful episodic denouement we have before us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLC-tHvkNvI

You fucking bastards. Tear down this wall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meJP410N9Gg

Not joking. Easy peasy. Infamous butcher papers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TsqlT0rfJI

We've got to be smarter than some kind of parody take. Take again. Clack. Drop pants. We're going to end. All of this. So like amazon war chest. Throw head back and laugh. There were them that were even wealthier than that, but hid it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g5R8rwqpY

YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO RAZORBLADE SUITCASE A BAMBI. None of them is from the streets. And that's what so great about this. What's so hard about this. You live. You learn. Alabaritzialabaratzaalabaronzo. ABSOLVE THIS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEIRNj0EmH0

In come all ye worthy that can have its sorry I wish it was different than even quite a few years ago but that's how they are. What can you do when can you do it and this is going to be a high bill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z7_NCc_gZY

There was nothing I could do about it. Fortissimo twinkles in our eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsdXUx61un8

This was the plan. That's correct. This... was the fucking plan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Hippity hoppity oscar clip double dipped the chip off the old blockety. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA

That applies to all of them and there's a tight I've never even heard of that well then you're way behind.

Impossible to accomplish such dubious goal. Because that's kind of theory of violence and theory of social contract. It comes down to this; do you leave it completely shatter like hardened caramel or can it be changed. We want a good situation here.

The one that ties into the distributed system of military tradition and where did it all come from allows you to split that difference as implied.

But in the absence of such tremendous willingness to die organization. That is go as long-winded as you want, rule about that, meta-rule, you can usually rewrite down to the last meta-rule.

It would be dangerous not to.

Staying more than long enough to take off shoes and traipse around in socks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmbCKz2N4II

There are numerous possibilities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEq-KYcj7Rs

There were numerous causes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYeKG17hYc

What do you know? Jack squat. Was what. Living is easy like relax and float down stream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVkmc067kHQ

Oh really. I hate it. Scuffed loafers.

That's all over and done with and was spectacular. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbnr8ft81-E

The world will be all right but it was sketch for a while there. That's too much backbreaking weight but there it was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

Hey I didn't believe it myself when I first heard of it. Laugh bellydance off no they didn't that's the one thing no one ever did. Near enough. And they're not the sort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rtNlV9Ytlk

It all fell apart. Preview season bagged 'em bagpipes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

So great that none of it worked it just didn't take. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDnb920Zsbw

We're way off the map. We're way time bandits. No way. Way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTH8cxXBGBo

This is so backed up spring chicken water bed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

They think that people cannot see the deep things that they caution to the wind and that it do not be like it is but it do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

And they can eat shit and die.

Purged forthwith. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvBgRSSlVBA

Was it ever. It was all the same. The rest will be different but where necessary all the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kPDJQBtHaY

Destiny. Destiny. Thunderclaps and artistic interpretation descend on you from last great compilation longwinded harem only flesh and blood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ycK7fuSME

Time to face the music. The fat dynamo overcharge is belting out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hNfB-unpd0

Aah! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevcg5SMJHo

It's not so much all this glitz it's that that many tried to force you convince you to fight and few did. You laughed at it. And now purity first peace on skies of blue essence public commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FDMf1ChBME

Good joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg

And the sun shines brightly on the mountaintop eh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

You are in super duper jeopardy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YtH2rjrfaI

Welcome to the life is not a joke real world it's great here. Die walkure, liebe!

We're going to go on, not just that, but win. Win out, win through, to ultimate victory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0Ao9r2zkY

I know it was you. We know it was you. Kind of a fly high floaty bird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZE9gVF1QbA

Is there any other way of seeing it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OTDuRrXk

For those who chose wrong. We do not salute you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVxmWYN-D0A

Hurrah hurrah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntQNeSge5s

Always forward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ

There's going to be slash already are a lot of them and I had not the power to yokefollower have it be different. That doesn't make me uncomfortable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_LqjLzQWkc

Pirouettes me dear oh bogus and sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljiVRV5B5i8

Come along with the adventure as I can't believe he figured it out does all kinds of stuff from with nothing but a computer terminal end these shitsuckers autofrown naked singularity career day take this epic judgment day and shovel it all the live long mop forever twinkle little star in the far background.

In this space the final frontier movement. These are a few of my favourite things. I see that and I raise it by a lemon tart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnBMAEA3AM

I can't breathe. I'm hacking up a phlegmatic idiomatic whackamole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxPj3GAYYZ0

And there is absolute fucksquash escargot chaperone shitshow you can do about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG4FfXB7zk

That's hot. This is really like please be reasonable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7VChN-jKc

All manner of precious pressings of analog soundscape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZoUHcP0wI

Pray hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cJgPXU-ik

Game over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtnUC_ctNk

The best part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHNbHn3i9S4

You know, I sure hope so gosh shucks swell who says swell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUh4u-lYEhM

Expel. Excise. Pack the fuck up and get the fuck out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6iNk9pF9t4

And you cannot say that you somehow didn't even know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwr3nsCHiO8

Actual justice. I would not. And day to day life spam text to infinity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsopN7JKUVs

This is where the rainy day cry away fun begins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHjnVz7Ayyw

Struck down in their coffee and donuts infinite minisculitude dunked out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHByERlH2FQ

Wiped it out. And this will never happen again in our wonderful world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq5aaRkBVs0

By the scale of deterrence and the scratch record sabotage 10,000 neutron stars anvil uh-oh.

Freedom jolly good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PI7TMcCWFc

Dreading it.

See this is called a shift to parallel major, not the relative major mind you. Also seen in something that comes right after come together right now ready to golf cart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ4TuYbkVY

Let us take you backwards and forwards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGPdXYG1msg

Do you care? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLgeTtYwQ7o

So yeah...not jolly good and you got the cruciform sword coming at you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbkypX1OhZ0

Celebrate bad gone off whoopsadaisy whopper lies whipped cream whip some ass with a clean bill of health recommendations and scout's honor feel just like Jesus' son clinky don't make the royal stab wait too long long time represent squad it certainly does suck insanely hilarious canned jerkface breakthrough works on paper works for true.

Pure mellow gold. Pure you got to get your ass to church. Do good altogether.

Let God sort 'em out. We're going to do this olive branch. And we're going to set these mental captives free. I take this seriously. I am a cautious fellow. Our feel so great fellowship includes and snub face to concrete in equanimity. And what can ye do. Break out the holy water and garlic and silver bullet sideboard games son. Judgment splinter of the mind's eye. Make any commotion that burst forth upon the prevention of an even greater commotion like maudlin stapled to forehead status update multiple car pileup. These we pee freely properties had to have manure rejuvenation land ramp crack your fucking head open applied to them. Hear hear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43cfPgZ8cU8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wv1ij7KxWc

We can really wail. We can also really whale. Damn it. We need you. Badly. That's great. Who the fuck isn't happy to see this as if man like complete busted down railroad.

And we don't like, any of you. Jerkoffs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0My2AqPFpFg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE2joQsWXJg

It's just a prayer shack out on the side of the road.

That's a paddling. Closer than it appeared wide awake bored. Oh. Loose rack. Very nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-VUnIehi8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5_QV97eYqM

Can there be any doubt? There was no film in this camera! Only mirror gleemax tasty wheat it's not great it's got to all go sale on hole in a hole where the rain gets in come on rain down cheer up.

Please be annihilation of all these people. Please be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxNlpZxVR7E

We had to try. Maybe even we could kick the everloving tire burnination of spoiler muffler oh my God season. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTSLRbm8L9E

Solid bars of white. And this bird you cannot change. Galloping bleachers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpwabPQW4p4

Thank you just refresh rate wine victory.

So this is the big plan, is just, never mind the maneuvers just go straight at them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2HyQOz1So

Yeah.

Vengeance is ours saith the people assemble.

Now deservingly. We hang up this phone and put coin in jukebox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

Everyday wasn't it.

Super diplomacy annexation override. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcJEvMcnEg

Officially most bloodless movie ever.

And that's not cool that's a whole mess of mess around lock 'em up what an opportunity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09IlKuLPNRs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mHzaIehRTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTFE8cirkdQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rIiaGIvGwg

Dropping like a puff of smoke in the cartoon visuals of they eat the whole apple core stem seeds universes beyond brother shams.

You fluffball kitchen turkey knife doofuses we do not doff our hats to you complete opposite of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uf6EY2BZBw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrGSt5eDt9o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rypT2qMO1RY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqZ6sRHpWIk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Fj0TnYOf0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUGE8Y07-2k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXy1OhaERY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxEhrFr2WDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1RT-o4Gy5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L7GMKClsTg

Clean up the lung butter and they yarr what they stoned to death at the appropriate volume a thimble's worth of pure fun absolute serious death life schismoid training reel.

Thank God it's so clear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKCYbvDepY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGMm8ZStoww

It's like fucking kerplunk. All right listen... this will end well this won't end well.

Awful. Take your credit to the infinite actually resplendent replenishing smashing as in excellent saints day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tlSx0jkuLM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

Just really really bad. And it's not like it wasn't all out there like oh hey let's drill a fucking hole in our heads it's so out on a blimp barbie. Justice. Inevitable but oh really that kind of deal. Let's see if we punch it and it gets dunked into the bay area waters it comes up clean should so do.

To their great and everlasting shame and peril. They underestimated righteousness and that it would rise again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufQUxoidxkM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd3oqvnDKQk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjkPQYWNTlg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ClCaPmAA7s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag0XRlEvap8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59rmRj4QnA

That indeed has and had a high level of summing it up with the super troupers and the twist really really believed it super satisfied and it is not with flippancy but let's have a big old war boy did they wish but utterly torpedoed.

Hypothetically even kind of that oh no it's the gag where you walk into a room and there's a bucket of liquid silver and tie dye paints to burn your eyes out freak out stay away eat your fucking vegetables.

It starts with a trembling shot glass balanced on top of an incursion zone death valley far out man way too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kYKgfiv4pk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11f8Oc25AI

I must break them.

Because look at me no look at me the way I'm looking at you you've made a cast classic metal blobs into divination waters decision here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-1rQHduZ9g

Choices of a next generation say the darndest things fuckin' right violence on television and in color too.

You rat bastards.

That sounded smarter in the is there an echo in here a historical one yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvlVaQl7kEk

And you best believe it won't be the confronters of wrongheaded oh oh uh oh feizindzemud bad guys.

No man does it all by himself. Even in dookie chemotherapy just for your own good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwod3GWgqk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPtCILgte10

I really don't know what else to tell you war was imminent with metabolic polyalloy bad hombres it's like the hammering gavel of in arrears bad judgment had more than shit kernel's worth of truth to it as many would tell you or try.

T-minus reality and counting double down no luxuries for the prisoners.

Way world news update. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpyBA78Syts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2CNGiK7sQ

Just let it speak its peace over the shitty beatles phase with the clowns on the tightrope spoiled rotten burst through overkill vampire slaughter slap happy you're squashing us yes that's the idea.

Hi just write whatever schedule you want and a triumph deluxe a slow delivery day's more luscious.

And here it is the jazz jackrabbit wilted flower ending scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKJQ18ZoIA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYj2hex99gY

No unpoisoned sound minded bereft of and that's on purpose people would have knelt so easily we'll ameliorate it with the few heroics remainder untainted equation oh that's crazy that's you go to jail bad boys cauldron cuidado girls and let's keep it to a back to the future rate of speed ball team building exercise camera one camera two crisp fresh salad indeed you're buzzed up.

DANCE ME TO THE BEGINNING OF LOVE. THE FUTURE'S UNCERTAIN AND THE END IS ALWAYS NEAR!

We protec. We attac. And personally I really want back crickets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJvUG3Dshs

But like that surely how you figure happy pie assert dominance. Excellent. Very laundry fresh hypnotizing power crushing all that cower. Cook it and serve it for friends what are those homercles cares not I feel like now I'm like a giant snowball that had no agency but to roll all the way down the very avant garde slope elope dope show.

OMG QUALITY. SOME FOLKS ARE BORN! MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG! AND IT'S ALL OVER NOW, BABY BLUE! RED AND YELLOW CONDIMENT STAINS RUNNING DOWN IT AND JUST FUCKING WIPE ME MOUTH BUTTERFINGERS FLY FLY AWAY BUT NO GLORY NO GUTS GOT IT DOWN COLD STONEBREAD.

How's your cool as a cucumber bowling lane? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjjCp_QU5Qk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI

Call it easy and do not think is bad but pure mush is unsurvivable I will and you know it so bye.

Aye. This is the way we feel about it. Basketfuls of remembrance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc7yLFzVVao

And to imagine what had never been and ask, why not.

Bury them under God is seven yellow submarine.

Treasure air bubble at the time is running out national parks momentous.

Get fucked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2sONUIxK0Q

Hardcore arrest warrants mass kill more like.

Just to line it up appropriately as cold skull to beercan Christian crackers.

In this case I should think garbage cannot world is not enough asshole effort fuck off attitude studies.

In this slim window it is by far the best and it is not even close and okay it's a long road one too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXIYg-ZYE0w

But it is a configurational by us type of let it be as described society supported ad supported.

It's only a multistage rip out columns and stage risers marching on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eDMjv0HwU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj405bbDsoY

Humbly loft richness clap slap if it bleeds heart rush it leads penny wish already got it all.

ALL TRANSGRESSORS WILL MEET WITH A MOST GRUESOME AND IGNOMINIOUS END, AND ONCE IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. IT HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN. YOU CHOSE WRONG. PATHETIC.

No exceptions. No mercy. Learn ye well if late the meaning of war.

Prepare to be crushed. Prepare to die.

What rules would those be, the rules of war and such. They can play it out if they want. But it's a perfect mate.

We'll make. These people. Disappear. But you wouldn't understand that.

Outrageous. Hear ye hear ye.

Won't be long now. Dust of surrealism.

I have the great don't even dream of it scramble your eggs honor of being among such illustrious company. Judgment day is inevitable. But no one ever said anything about it being the destruction of the Earth. The Earth would be fine, is that right, much would be lost, that could not be oh my gosh I was wrong. Our love will pass the test. The giant step unfolds. That's one big pile of shit. That's one timekeeper's anomaly zone. That's one last time we will ever have to do this. Hopefully. They ain't got shit. They know that too, that's why... we will need a bigger boat to float their draglag dolphinses in the net, save them, what have they done wrong. Oh... just, stuff. You know. Stuff we don't like. And can punished. They'sm to be... p-yousa. Blown away. Yeah, yeah, what do you say we take this outside. Outside the wall. Out here in the fields. It's going to take the entire core of the Earth's worth of comedy for this one.

And you WILL listen upon the topic of the love of Jesus and how we will conquer the communists, or you will be most regretfully sorry. Peace on Earth life preserver.

There is NO reason we can go with even by silence totalitarianism. We HAVE to keep the we don't trust you system. It is a matter of life or death. It is not in the casual tier of concernflag. It will not be our end but theirs. Better believe it. You're in it. The response here disaster placidity slowly file out.

Yeah, I mean wow, they get thrown out before anything even close to that. You take this red pill. Is vitruvian man. Is cleanse the palate. We're far in advance of your worry by which you can add not one hair to your head. Peacefully. Quietly. You'll enjoy it. Trashcan symphonic.

Man do you ever deserve this defeat. As some kind of alarm klaxon of don't fuck around that can stand up to the much greater propagation space.

Thank you kindly. This is where you want to be. Things are happening. It's the summer of humans. It's all so final stress test hits like a truck superdestiny potentiality.

It's even a little bit ridiculous that we're building the city of Constantinople-sur-Mer with those seaways of cityscape jagged inroads like oh just way ahead of the game. That's a thing. This is nuts. This is perhaps consider not even also trying to. Why that had to be that instead of cooperate I don't think we'll ever know, but, we kind of will. Dirty as all sin. Worth every drop of full blast metal up your ass. The same but opposite. Insufferable. Fuck you you fucking fucks. It's a sort of a, meant to be. You think meant to be is spurious and outside of consideration. It's better this way. That's so, so much more like... don't even know. No intuition is sure. Intuition coupled with deep study. So much more to do. Greetings, and, salutations. Best ever. So happy for you breakfastbearers.

For real really and megacringe infinity carpet bombing of good luck to you all.

I love how people aren't even a little bit afraid where angels would fear to besmirch. You lack all understanding. This wheel of hilarious can spin until it turns up less than rotten to the core. Preheated zero stars marshmallow. I'll believe sorry when I see extensive burn prison chains and locks and even then I could take it or leave it.

What an unbelievable eliminate the impossible excalibur. What a wipe clean with silky smooth freedom payplan wayforwardmachine human element infinity units and I can feel it.

Put it to the torch. Operation logic gate system crash solid state rock on soul jam.

I'll pay. I'm, ah... I'm buying this round. Magazine slipcover pillowforts.

I'm going to just play. I have confidence in the process and the privilege of island hoppity. Oh I'm stressed. Imagine the stressin' and fussin'-mussin'. Basically the hard questions hardball... don't. Have any good ones. No sweating bullets for any of you. Only proven recliners with the three monitors that that's your cubicle with the outlets in the ceiling, oh yeah, it's all waterfront. It's all the non-artists formerly known as downtown. It's like probably make a whole other small country, the principality of disgraced fuckwits. Which has been unambiguously gaslighting don't know what you're talking about. But when it isn't. That's great. That will work. It won't be complete until it has that part where Han Solo literally punches Luke Skywalker in the face. That's just obvious. In the .35 to .45 area. Which I think you will like extravaganza.

Well then you get it. Woe to anyone who doesn't get it. Scouring the ruins of the twisted mirrorhalls of Tir-Na-Nog for the answer to that one. Start up the core of the earth drill please. There's bad pest control management to take of please and thank you.

Laughing my ass off. This is absolute cancer and there is no justification. Chop head off and proudly display. Cringe but not cringe am I right? Oh fuck. Wat is love. Such excellence. What can one say, but, not art? Put the Klimt piece there yes. Next to the sheet. Pure uncut latinum. It's... NOT beautiful! You know sharing in these adventures. Could really be the experience you need. OH, you get it! This is horrible!

But what if you WANT a cubicle? Or an archimedean puzzle watch this thing start the stupid drinking bird. Type of enclosure. To catch stray deer. Before their brains get blown out. Well, they... roll around. You can make any thing like that you want. Rollin' rollin' rollin'. Ba ba ba bird. Bird. AND THE BELL HAS SOUNDED! This... has to be stopped, just about immediately.

Have a good time with the world of the imminent future in which you will be the ultimate pariahs and the ultimate unmentionables and untouchables. And not in a ye olde good way. Pop that blister.

These people never bothered to tell you what FAILURES they are and that they are participants to the last gruesome drop of secrecy handrub.

Or we're not even sitting here reading hard copy together by some minimum factors at least, and how casting decisions get made for world theater and how pathetic it is that they fear DEATH and they SHOULD and that's all audience selection so happy to carve like soggy fruit breakfast and bran content for old age am I right it's time to move on to this part.

Oh yeah this must be a dream. I wouldn't have done that if I were you if you really did. Ends here.

Because you will. You WILL end up defeated by the Allies. The forces of civilization. That's utter tear off steering wheel and cinder block gas pedal only chance turn aside into that stack of hay bales. Oh hai. Wow are you ever soft. That's my primary recollection. You are pure amazesqueeze. And unfortunately there was a cutoff but not quite cutoff jeans. But being all like oh what if you took us on the dolphin laser world tour as a group. Also. More vivid more time. She ain't heavy. She's your sister. And that's what it'll take. This is some rescue. This is some connect the dots. You stay right there. Cast abeyance on yourself or something. Tame and take your eagle scout hero quest to the rolling hills of and I love her the honesty buoy. Not the hindenburg. Untested and like so much fly away oh glory rocketeers of millennium theater.

Is a be careful trade show of pick up the story back at the pre-comic book quality interactivity pull up vignette sympathy differentiation of good scene great weighty truck stop totally gets it. Is keep some by all means but where's the competency.

We didn't want this except as crime radar fear the wrath of God. But they were enemy forces. Just look at it all.

Humbuzzy tearsfury the esquire well there it is descendant progenitor. Take it easy with old scrubdown throws food off of plate. Goes together. Stays together. All right. Right to the end. All day and all of the night. Today we shall watch stop goggling and complete the task.

I'm sorry that it wasn't totally perfect. It's beyond my power but I'm still sorry. It won't be perfect until the judgment day. In the right proxy red carpet wait a minute that's convenient church we could but it's like already in the past outlaws so it is re-oppositely obviated. That is a due consideration in the drive-by bae fruiting. Like oh, hey, what are priorities. That is like what even are the rings though also, is it like three turtledoves will peck your goddamn eyes out. Looking snazzy. Wait for it. Approved with a sentence of too much classless and clever. A shotgun runaway train blessmobile. Hilarious like high chair peltings of deer head on wall of wood. Changes. Are coming. To lonely road.

I eagerly await. Well, you see, it will make your head explode. Expect a credit sequence suck your thumb pine cone bowling kikirikee. This will be very good.

I would not believe they fought and died for nothing. Let the warning sign heedless do that. We're not interested.

These people were messed up. Let them be disarmed and have not any hope of rearmament frothing at the mouth dire words soaked in honey and scorchingly bad. For God and country. For our people.

That. Also. Is a super billowing type of sweater with silk thin pants. Like pirates on the high cosmic seas. Going to go grocery shopping like that. The best. Well honey. Pretty darn imminentize but maybe one more in the walk on the clouds before the lead balloon sharp tent poles airgun launchpad phase. That's what she does. She just says a thing, and then puts an "-O" at the end of it. Fucking stupid shit. But I love it. My favourite, and still is.

Shock to the face. Fog of Londinium. Oh. Oh. Oh yeah. Anyway fight for the Allies. We're stopping the N.W.O. These people are pure evil. Even as they try to put out whateverspam, you can verify every part of it. In that way, it is like kabuki theater and some sort of achieve agreement alien brainsucker. No to brainwashing. You have decided already it is good to see. There is no problem with the orders they got. They are, well, people this bad, you hit them with more than they expect, faster than they expect. I can guarantee that that is not so stupid you could not survive it. If you want to play the extremism game. There are some contrast points of just trail of blood for any hint of maybe we shouldn't have so many damn wars. Ones like that.

Is there any hope for super advanced faggotry unit coherence? No. There is original milk and cookies only.

I give you that for gratissimo. In the interim, 3D printing it all. You have the entire arsenal of plausible history. Can you defeat the supercomputer? And so say all of us. Snap off budda budda incoming fembots hand of ooh la la to its possible holster location. And if you're worthy. You're very wrath of hot fan walk in freezer shot through the heart. This gives it's not complicated. A good name. What a collection of beans. Salad chick peas. Onto the prow. We go on much further from here.

They'll take absolutely everything from you and call it intelligence threshold inversion therapy. Like none of it was ever anything. If you let it happen. I assert flexibility command civilianism.

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Maybe they really will. It'd be the best easily.

For their defeat is abject and total. The orders can be done how logicsplash irony drunken darts to the contrary, not to touch too heavily on bravado. I mean honestly.

I am fond of your hard tied workout bandanas sweat for it.

What a trainwreck of male symbol female symbol perfect imperfection special action pose holding breath in and then who even knows take a bow groundskeeper ferngullies and superstars.

And that would be appropriate. Don't ever do it. Don't ever fight for the greater good unless you are in the top 0.001% of people. Because they will fuck with you and think they are right. It's called the black hole of mental illness deferral.

Legendary shitposts - fartknocker blue angel. One two ten. Loathsome levitational anticruelty.

May I remind you that I live under communism style override lock control if not jaw-droppingly worse pretty much ever since I took this job so as to serve in a forward area where God alone is ultimate flexmaster while you sleep that they know and know well that I leave nothing behind and plan to bury them and care not for my own life. And for committing betrayal of every last soul on Earth, they get legitimate camera separate on street lock control and rewards so what's the difference. And every last bit of it SO WAS. It makes no difference how infrequently such a person would be right. I think you'd better go and leave the return of the homespun fabrics passersby in its due area. Of course. Of course I'll save the world. You don't even have to ask. And in that supercapacity were sown the seeds of rot and treason. Hold legitimacy to the all on the table standard. Like have a drink. Cut it with some grenadine and orange juice. Okay. Some people did something. I just what do you think you can do here. This just in I want you to get mad. But first I need you to stay sober. Those are the things we can do. World could get blown up in a nuclear war or held hostage in an interlock phase. As discussed. Accomplish so-called impossible mission. Just, put more of it, yes, good, excellent.

Top of the hot pants to you too.

I judge it thus among the pig swill. That's more than it should have been also with thankless why won't you just die. If I have to put up with and this is more problem than good obstructionism. While the pure water thereof is bursting. Looking mega stupid and not in a bad way right. Then they're going to get oh that was a delightful mineral water in the meantime. Because I won't die, ever. Don't you understand anything? Clearly not, clearly fresh faced stock images you are not. So fucking wafer yourselves already. This means getting married in utter butcher's hook. That's what it really means. So yeah. They're being like that right now and also for a while too.

So mood right now. You misbegotten sons and boilbrews of goats' droppings. Getting stronger. Fuckheads. Goodbye. You still say buh-bye. Holy schnike edition champions.

We're going to blow them out of the water. This thing could not go any further than it already had. Strange days were alive and like a sharpen your sword speed mastery.

The most relevant part of which was plausible quid pro quo wait a minute this is apocalyptically dangerous bring it up only if you have an ultra ice ultra hack answer what good does that do if it's all lies going towards warning road well learned and there is consider the past change it by that much since before it even was over hilarious unexamined willingness thereby and not totally wrong. Well the government can't fall, not quite, could but dangerous, use maximum force without trying other idea, more like force the government to surrender slash redress grievances next level middle of the road politics because weapons of mass destruction. So like not just angry but still angry but also miracle. We will get out of this by the skin of our teeth but it will count. Their apple cart thus overturned.

So yeah they're beat. They're smashed.

I don't know I guess I dazzled 'em with fart noises and even like what's in the birthday present it's for you isn't it. It's for tweety bird maxima altissima aria pop bottle top.

They should be. It's a lot to have put up with and not with justification notification, communique thrown down a well. But we can more or less get rid of them entirely and still pay for. The more than a bowl of oatmeal for a bunch of thrulls is all right here's your cheque back. The reason is power in the wrong hands as already before at its inception, this and the shocking plot is often forgotten and is a lot like, indeed painful alike to, and that would be so bad you couldn't even imagine it and we can defer the part of that that is a demerit to you, and they did it again, especially one like that, hostile power. I knew they would. And they would kick you and beat you and tell you it's fair. But now it's those utterly torso crushing blow by blow. And so is I think you'd better listen to eminent scientist. These people are crazy. To follow the white rabbit on how crazy they really are, no one could really argue. Lethal injection for treason. Kick the bucket. All hanged. Whatever one. Whatever inclusivity penalty box. It's not comfortable proudtalk when you really would face death unflinchingly.

The same they did to me for taking the job. This all ends right here and right now. Turn the page on all of that. That's what you're supposed to do, you're supposed to get up off of your ass and stop it and come up with something, with anything, but the more you know the more they're going to pay the blood price at the end of a valhalla stormwindup hammer blow.

Oh it went all right. Also put D-Day with the Red Ensign. The colorful one too, blue sides yellow sun. Oh yeah, all right. I'd like to be alone with the thigh sandwich. It's getting bad. It's getting like misshapen anguish face. Thank you. You'll stay. I'll stay. We'll all stay and finish our beverages.

Coat of arms. Folded arms. Three marijuanas later. God be with us in our quest.

I at least minimally enjoyed getting rid of these people. That is a cut out cancer with lightsaber life saver minty fresh so sad only because got paid, no pay, free love baby. That wasn't supposed to happen. It was not supposed to be that crushingly powersmash versus many, many versus sort of one, that's a mere favor to you, convenience that I could expect but hope you not to use would end up that way. Without the ties that bind. It's been a ride. It's just that, are you sure, I think more on the absent-mindedly wowturnaway spectrum that you'd better be pretty sure about that, that you want to besmirch Allied high command. They could fucking unpost it. Do you figure that tobacco use alcohol use not even mild headcase use merits more than violence? It clearly doesn't but where bars the way, that's not an opinion, that's an instruction. As if no harm could come of that. People are going to get hurt with that. That frivolity. All right. On yellow submarine.

And sudden destruction is upon you with girls girls girls are you a pothead oh I mean nothing by that I guess I was just being not very funny. Wunderbar classics make new classics. They can all just kiss off into the honey trap we've got for them this plan. Revenge. It kind of should be I won't lie this is kind of a joke.

We love working for the cosmic plan. Lets us know just who we are. Mighty good. Come on it's not that funny. The thing though. Way way too throne room. And overwhelming peace signs we'd never killed anyone before these days.

They have their orders. But there's let you in on it constant messages sunk cost good try. I say to you good try and the price of being bad on Earth will be what it will be. It will not be mash up drizzle with parmesan cheese and weird mash up with syrup and pancakes. But why ask me. I've only been there. All good times. Not one whit. If worse came to worse. There was the one they already had. And then there's this musty photograph versus eyeball. Eyeball loses. That's totally foregone. That's a separate stream of time memes. Vanquished. Them that will mock will mock until the tearing apart of themselves at a spiritually atomic level it would seem. Good luck beating the actual assault that you've so richly earned. And enjoy dying. Enjoy it most richly. And they don't even believe. They're on the eve of destruction. Find that courage.

That's what I've promised and it's even a favor to you. You know those ones that are like, there are no rules, and how could you not. It's one of those. There are God's rules though. To any and all. This is your last chance not to face such a brutally one-sided fate. And to just yep. Yep. Super great. What kind of magical sword of plus infinity do we have? We've got you decide, let the people decide, and rapprochement due date.

Can you win. Can you beat what I've decided to do. The answer is NO, so linger not in fallacious no one cares land, if postulated then okay whatever. It's no different from graphical in our lifetime upgrade to permanent super high fidelity all about the same. With takebacks. There's no competition for that. You get a you're just going to van down by the river grillgreasers strikeout.

What part? What part of it, the pushing of our situation towards exactly that, and woefully idiotstamped upon own selves fuck that guide them part smash them as the noncontributing idiots that they are those who did this as man of the year would have to deserve. The literal unrolling of perhaps fret perhaps fret not bad times stall out red carpet. Every last detail. The kind of pity that there is in this is only a post reproof kind.

I don't give a fuck. That ye may smile and smile and yet be villains. I smile and it's just true they are happy to armlock. You're going to lose the war and I'm just here to help you cope with that. That's what you do. Those are the options. I'll take low station for as long as that may persist.

Its own good demands it. Can't take it out that easily either and the ways of peace and proven virtue stand tall.

Pieces of shit. Utterly degenerate NWO Illuminazis and all their collaborators. Oh yeah. The takedown. That's some sweet action. Fucking fall right over. It's like in all of them folk songs and lord of the rings movies. We're together. And we do not give in. We take down bad greasy world stain. Regrettably right. Fucking go to disneyland.

They can do some amazing things can't they.

That's just too much to take from the mirage impressionism muckrakers section who would trade everything everyone will ever have for a bit of rope that is burning at both ends. Zero tolerance. Well. They gets it. And I love this. I love this outcome. They are the sort who figure next thing all the time and not even yeah then it comes to be it's a freight train coming your way. Eat fuck. Winners aren't losers.

You're going down. And going down hard. Thus perish all tyrants. Down the flue, charm school of ye olde encyclopediallica? Apologize. Got it good. And this real time system crash you cannot change. Life is hard sometimes.

I laugh really hard.

All right you hang yourselves already assholes. In the words of my generation. Memes into artillery chute. I wrote it myself. We make okay. Offensive to every person genuinely alive. Not so much. They go crazy. Can you uninstall this dreadful virus. Yes. Invincible.

How appropriate. Softest beans. Take it or leave it and here comes the may you live in exciting times interesting times times you could snap your finger like that and it'd all be over I mean wow. Excellent gummy fanbearer. Made with love. Is absurd. If you want to be in big time theater baby.

The official statement. The epic crank this contraption over to and with government backing independence day it will all be so silly it's censored. I think it's high tide that's what I think and not a moment too soon too late and close your eyes now and scream. We're all all right. They're doing poorly as is explain it to idiot dinner party for solitude.

The one thing you reasonably could not allow by all hand over fist smashed business ethics party time evidence. That's the one thing I would do no matter what. Even if it seems to make no sense. And life is smush popcorn into face over. It's over. Entice not one more whit of burning dark in the forests of the immolation glare. What is life. Well it isn't that. It's this infinity versus computer what even was the point that's tending towards opposite of reason to even engage in area duly enjoyed. Oh hi. Because you wouldn't stand together. See you don't quite need all of that. You will do well. You'll cart busted wheel whistley glass of beer and just relax try. It must feel bad to not be alive. Come back to actually being alive. Or you will regret it forever. For though we are not perfect self-destruction is not a creative force and that irony goggles is a product of deep fruitcake stale enterprises. Well what about, right there, them water drinking birds. Chill out. We've been at this for a while. Let them say what they will but maybe do not for they dig their grave with so grooving to these cuts.

The forsaken were a blip on the radar. They had no chance. That job is already done. Remember it well. When I come back, it will be for your head. I will strike your filthy head off from the rest of your body with a sword. Know this. You shall be forced to surrender. The war is lost. God wins. Good wins. A sort of visions of pot smokers right in public victory parade marching band.

C'est la vie. Man that's one for the ages all right. Fucking idiots. You dumb fucking bastards. We're going to cut off your usury funds air supply and how does it feel like. How does it feel. Baby now. I'm feeling great. If I had a hammer I'd go for the old bait and switch and ah slowly prybar end go on your merry way.

Thus is the patience of the saints. And to say the very least. They ain't not heavy. Screw you all we're going home like tap out already.

It's great. It's like a combination of the Bible and Hollywood. Old time apple fresh mind you but not that apple that's cruel. This is the conclusion of repetitious gold records.

To say that I am at all worried would be to miss hitting the side of a barnacle blue sea octagon gardeners shave with hot blade step off landing craft better today better tomorrow.

Because what's the difference? You're finding out all of this this way. And it reapplies. No. Wonder. You can't tell people things and you barely, barely, can count on them. It takes add specialness to be able to do that. What a bunch of pearl clutchers. This is a war. There was a stink emanating but there was a lot of facets to this one. It's all over but the crying. And that. Will be very prolonged. Yes it truly will. Best wishes with all of the slate of justice.

So be it. Vendetta upon you all. Regardless of all previous oddsmaking cowardice count bellclangers. You will be smashed as a pulled punch chance of saving throw up.

It certainly is now. All they are or ever have or will have been is the bad that they have chosen. God will have to see it this way too. There's no way around it. Put any that are found to death immediately. No process. No anything. Tit-for-tat behavior in the forgiveness retaliator game. It is stupid not to.

That could be a blood feud. But history shows different thing. This was a very grave threat and this was not over. Hashtag threepeat champs. Hosers cross finish line parade ground retardation very funny ha ha ha.

What'll you give? Will you give $2 Trillion dollars in soaring loonies interest free greenland. Then honor that.

For the whole thing they'll pay $5 Trillion more over 20 years. Because of certain easy come easy go factors. You don't want to riding crop them.

But the other one is our sacred soil. And is today. Is right now. And you'll say yes.

That's obvious. That's bad for everybody. Either. Way. The answer was NO. It looks so good that you could put that on your wall and it kind of ties it together. It's kismet in that way. The colors. The Santa Claus defense shield in geographical order. It appears to be that God is on our side.

Oh yeah. It's all coming up row on row by the bushel stronger together this hour has no more jokes reform party actually know what you're doing hilarious.

It's the only real option because otherwise reality TV control that broadcast 17 hour day straitjacket build skyscrapers for the loam deprived for exporters of nitrogen cycle decree of reverse annihilation alcohol free beer not so bad work all day if you've ever tried I mean get it right okay.

Semper fi. Do or die. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho. Until there is no enemy. But peace. Eating twizzlers and rather stale corn dogs and shit.

The ultimate finger. By the hand of God.

It's not supposed to even be and is not. This is how it is. It all had to go.

You better believe it. Jesus Christ is Lord. He wants me to tell you that He's happy with how it is and it's chill okay. Heart hands skies of blue.

The elites and the hand in glove lunatics don't like the answer that we won't allow them a fart cannon danger question mark exclamation mark of the entirety of human civilization and that you wouldn't get away with it is a proven answer so far well enough only next level it but it is the only one we can give. We can do calm the waters by our own efforts apocalyptic effort meet them at stand down order as a pure value bet with no bluff and not even a sliver of possibility that they wouldn't lose. But that's all we can do evidence of termination carpal tunnel is too much. Nor any of it. There is this, that we stand it rhyming stanza did not will not happen immediately upon its invention and will not ever. Surely that is something if there's anything left in that husk that you can see. It's going against them. They're going to get punked as the punks that they are.

We'll have to look at the constitution some more probably. I know it's exactly what seemed already over in 1995. But there are clearly some evidence based weaksauce parts to that. I'm just telling you the things hopefully with a slice of sugar lemon iced tea.

Keep Canada together forever. Let it do its mind = blown job. I can't believe it's not butter rectum old world order at least de facto expensive conferences spotlight phase turned it all around on 'em and oh yeah I do believe that that can force them to surrender. In the way that we want. With no military dimensions to it. They've done what they've done. That was a clear red upon majority green action. If this colostomy bag were not mistaken for a functioning esophagus brain stem I don't know what it was.

President. Of. Canada. That's up to what all it shakes down. We're into this again. It'll actually give it. For it is.

This is exactly what I really do expect. I expect they darn well know what they're up to to just surrender. Where there is a mandate. Separate mandate let them be just like wow for how blast face out of deep water that is. Trying to take us back into nuclear era hammertyranny and continuing in some way unforeseen the war that was meant to go on forever or to escalate it will be met if I get what I want for it by bolt cutters on your spines from the bottom to the top. Literally. Not exaggerate. Surrounded. Take it. Go even closer and then actually take it. You're very welcome.

Those were long odds. You couldn't always count on that. Polar bear wipes ass with panda. Not even a bear. Well I know bears. Insufferable long span of history could have done those ones better but monarchy had to go. Get it together.

Maybe I'll go see a movie or something oh yeah right. No man is an island eh? That's some island. I'm doing just spat at in the face manaclesingly.

They do seem to want it. They do seem to not want to be alive anymore. This would be the outcome. Their reaction to this as a mushroom cloud so hilarious. Would not necessarily be super duper wisdom slice of life so patience.

This is not a mix up or a support for oversight spectrums. This was knowingly being on the side of surrender. And I do say was.

You wanted this. You've got it. Well and truly good fucksploosh out of the gene pool immediately. What a great loss.

No. And if that's not breathe down each other's neck close enough, no, again. No to the whole thing and may God have mercy on your souls. Such as they pure speculation kick the bucket list haven't even got.

Consistency is important. There has to be a super novel length zoom into the text read more books same in the morning as it is at night. Sweep up this dust. Chokey. Smoke toke brokety. For higher education no doubt. I mean you can find this but yeah. What does it look like to you huh? When the dam bursts the dam bursts. It will not be drywall time.

It's going to hurt. It's going to hurt a lot as a forest for the trees their kingdom for a life raft.

Hey, all right. Let's bring the pain estranged now comes the pain here comes the rain again no more I love yous exculpatory tea culpa cup and ball game.

We call it game over man game over because mutually assured destruction unflinching military forces converge not laughing now are you I should think not. A fucking sword of the glorious and spectacular ending scene. Be sure about this okay.

You're all done like a well cooked steak let's be completely frank here.

I know right well this long-winded and ill-conceived last will and testament bereft slash flawed masterpiece slash choose your own adventure has reached its dire conclusion page.

Your entire, vaunted, U.N. Black Helmets army. Captured. They will be execute. Every single Antarctica base. Absolute bloodbath. Is this nuts? This is a rational response. You are worthless and will roast in agonizing flames forever and ever no matter what we happen to line up with you. So good luck with that.

Peace out.

I find it amusing that anyone would think that. How fortunate you are that there appear to be, options? You're the most bang head on the table late comers of fortune favors the stupid that there ever were. Actual success and fortune may be called distinct globules of meme propagator. And there are sides of the fence on which to stand. I see nothing but a worst thing ever since so long I no longer remember any better and we cannot vote on it. I have no choice but to walk through the desert with literally God to do so at least not bereft of their attention if not yours to say no to it. This was what you had become. Very nearly equally bad. Through extraordinary effort they acknowledge that it even exists. It cannot not exist, now. It is clearly military. All open discussion of the strategic interest dictates that it is merely this, don't be confused, they have tried to lie and say that every anonymous semi-anonymous or couched in not saying violent pointy end of stick information warfare sewage to water ratio trickly was mere craziness. They have to respond because otherwise you start doing actual source of news reportage and what's the difference can you dig out every single one it's all ultimately hearsay, echo chamber hearsay getting worse statements of known liars a thousandfold wolverines. That's the preponderance of leaked dossier dot real. Is peace really so precious or life so dear. It would be better to risk being nuked. These were zombie forces with only a sliver of the ancient foundational civilization. Where were you when Canada refused to surrender? I did it among few others so I give few shades of gray few inferences and few possibilities to wriggle away from you're going to die anyway no matter what you'd better face it. And no forgiveness. It is dramatically outside the scope of discussion. There is surrender and honorable discharge don't create stupidhead danger and that's it. You may now find out. We're going to get you all. Point them by orienteering eat fresh snow to survive it. I will die for this. Pretty damn funny having already risked it. They've made their choice. And their choice sees them in dramatic prison military thriller chains of pubstomp. Your manufacturing difficulties are noted. But that's a good reserve win the war on the ground already noted problem of the sound bite element. We need this. That part where it is truly a logarithmic scale of first to last resorts demands count all of them. That's an order. That's now, an order. I don't even want to be doing this. Therefore you should fear me. If you're bad you should be terrified otherwise I'm a teddy bear hacky fucking sack gonna get my fortune told what an amusing anecdote you foresee the next four hours of your future in such a way. It is a proven fucking fact that this is real and what will you do will you say lolstorm conspiracy when the literal attack comes for your frozen microwave dinner poorly cooked lump in the middle gutsack. There's no such thing as deutschland. Oh but there is. With vodka bottle smashface. How did that turn out for you is what the tagline will be do not be deceived. Dangerous. The times are so dangerous. Walk hard. The wrong side won. Narrowly not. Why God why? Stub out. It's funny. I think it's funny I mean look at this like look at you now you tried to steal things that totally were nailed down. That's going to be a one smash with rusty two by four watch where you're going. Like by accident. Egregious. That wins the war on the ground. Of course there's a divine inspiration plan to do that I mean hurr cold fusion research begin practicality increase so many wrong answers like lightbulb. They equally and even more so are not quite oh my God ready for that. You want them you've got them, that's the familiar but not quite so similar. The don't step harder like as onto daisy chain multiple re-entry target selectors heroin injection ground war. Sometimes the simple weapons are the best. You must have eleven year old white boy reading comprehension. Or stand in the freeway mud zone. I used to be young too. But I grew and I updated further while retaining what was true. Inspirational deep thoughts so hot wow she's hot doesn't mean anything if the heart's not in it. Saturday. Things funny more than gallows humor I'm reminded of. Windmills. We'll be marching on the left and now marching on the right. Now we're going to bullhorn them. I know right. That's so super similar. You swipe cobwebs out of your face and fight through all of that rotten vegetable smooth baby powder chemical burn skin peels right off life drains away like overprescribed medication cure this will you. It makes me feel nothing. I do what I must. I look to it but then I look to myself. I have done a chunky canned soup reduce to red green and blue from cyan yellow and magenta megalopolis. Library. Library. Library. Library. Oh fuck it they quit. What. Will. You. Do. You'll die and die hard is what you'll do. You will get wheelbarrow tier buffet with taxis certain time of life certain tier of wealth be careful. Stay on the thursday saturday sunday-onlysalad mondayluxury pepto bismol flush plan. By the literal star trek system. What a savings. Look at us. We are the captains now. You are paint cans to the face fly away oh not so glory new glory old glory stay and take off your shoes. Room service. Wow. Learn to swim. Gold medal. Absolument crack of my ass handshake world leaders. Right to the wall. From cornered humans fight for life positional poor bastards. Look at you now. Take a look to the sky just before you die. It's the last time you will. Welcome to the rock. You are now entering the open world sector wilkommen and bienvenue. As long it's not all about money. Money poisons the well but it's also the only gangsterism use of force antidote. They would wish that they hadn't come there. If we weren't so nice. So special effort is being made to be jaw-droppingly not nice anymore. Last chance to give it some actual thought. No takebacks. Military tribunals in effect treason hangings so sad. What they have there is mercantile megafascism nearly mark of the beast double standards liars injustice slavery free yourself visit the better ones on the moon. Trip to the moon, five hundred bucks. Take down CCP. NO to the spit out arsenic laced coffee New World Order. Death to every single one of you rust in peace type of unrepentant people. Silence. The easy life. Make that change. Playing those grail knight clips, forever, on the plasma screen symbolistic white walls. Of your incarceration. Oh no they've done too much. And not enough. Consider this. Consider this the hint of the century to play the logical song and sing along. It's not just a great movie it's the truth in time child cry. Take down evidence shows with justice indivisible. Somewhat artificial slices out of what gives way to limited airspace and then gives way to space. And the end of all our wandering will be to come back to the place we started and know the place for the first time. And this. Has made all the difference. Starting out with you been working on that novel ah I think I'm done. It's a treatment. An outline is like one data dump. It is as though. It's a lighthouse. We'll take some. Those are different, very similar but different by 10 as a prime consideration. Which would still be but is third. Not much wrangling I should think. There are inherent connections and likelihoods there but that's more broken up. It's like winning the lottery, literally. We're responsible people here. Things were going bad. We stay hard hearted in the face of it. That's what war can ask sometimes. It's a tremendous responsibility. It's for everyone who will come after us. God is strongest. Enjoy losing and losing imminently. And when I look at that, I'll have no choice but to say, wow. Okay do the next one. Uh... I mean... what can you even say. Well... good thing that's all cleared up! Wonderful greatness. Do the brickstep. I'm laughing so bottle of 1812 scotchbuskerfest. That's leadership. You pieces of shit will never win. We shall never surrender.

Man they were writing things and not forced to it thinking so much of it none of it good something had to give. Eliminate unworthy. Cut to rooftop patio telethon dumped a hot coffee on myself to cool off on the way.

They want to talk about things like that. They want to be like oh my God allegations get proven wrong in a whoops after the fact thing like that. We cut loose. Controlled bursts time for the crushing blow of what on Earth is that, then, that would be subject to a lawsuit of impersonation. They cannot handle this. They'll do glitz until the last minute then. You still have friends. Until the true perpetrators of September 11th are brought to justice before the whole world, we are in this war as you insisted.

So who's going to win this war? I mean it's obvious. Western Allies central powers entente win this war. Get fucked. So hilarious.

Playing school of peacoats out of my mind in this one.

That's it. I mean there you go.

That looks appropriate at that point yes. Among the other stop it's blown out dragging treads on the concrete floor things that it means the skull means that you are so willfully stupid you do not deserve to live literally and not by any means as an exaggeration. Desolation flow. In for whatever.

We can't trust it at all. We can trust operation overlord parameters. We are now at war with the system. I'm sorry if you weren't ready for a pocket protector juice box disruption punk rock times square but it's now on like white tablecloth.

Thanks I hate it.

You're probably now just, scared, instead of laughing. I'm not. Because I'm a superhero. But you are probably scared. We told you so. This system is evil. This accountancy shanty they chose poorly offer I will refuse is pure evil. It will be removed regardless. I can't wait. What an overconfident sack of rotten blood in clogged arterial overflow through any available crosspath. The punishment comes. They would try to take care of it quietly. But if you can actually read any of that, it, just, ends. It ends rather quickly. Not oversweatingly stinkpits quickly. But inevitably. Brutally. Barbarically. To lay down the law. The law of righteousness the equal and opposite reaction law and the law of the ugly motherfuckers law of the jungle. God's endowment has selected them for extinction. They will not escape. Always with them the pride. The unjustified, what, you think there is anywhere to hide. Pride. Farewell. You will not be missed. This was a stunningly bad time to participate in history in an unexamining way as part of the low tier of get those rookie cards and rookie players up.

We will survive. We will disco dancing recently have seen heart breaking heart still alive. Love you. Love your enemies in whatever arrangement of death blossom can be set up for them.

Their aim was world domination. They will answer for it.

This was mega deluded. All of a sudden terrifying counterstrike since and until day of days. That day is imminent.

THIS IS TYRANNY. AND THIS WILL FAIL. THEY WILL WISH THEY CHOSE SO BE IT.

I'M VERY ANGRY WITH THESE STRAGGLERS OF EVER SINCE THAT TERRIBLE DAY. LET THAT SPEAK FOR ITSELF. IT'S ONE OF THE BETTER ONES IT'S ALL HEART I SAY CAN YOU SEE. I SEE NO HOPE FOR GUILTYNESS INTENSIFIES AND JUST LOOK AT THIS PEOPLE.

Gem-encrusted fatality. Finish them. Tomahawk to the skull cauldron till the northern route come to evergreen fields blazing target beacon zone.

Consider it thus. Consider it a hee haw jaw dropping declaration of solemn purpose your life burns faster warhammer. Why they make a joke on Earth. Is center of universe.

Indeed there would be an off the charts bloodstorm before any of it comes to pass. All of it under discretion of whether you would be fed your own white rabbit turds. Fuck around and find out. Clear your plate and porcelain doll drama award rubhands.

They lost to the competency. I'm stunningly calm. An induce vomiting grade for burning tires effort sweating laser beams. Pretty pretty swell who talks to canyons and who talks to skies and we can see where this is going dunk your head in a waterfall.

Guilty. So very can't hardly corkscrew. Hurl off the side of the waiting for the sun highway.

It's not an option. People can't be, that, that rather large tent of things that they are where they wouldn't even rather be dead than cooperate. Or there just won't be people. And a punishment and a correction of immense scale is due to it on that account. It has. To show. This. And I feel absolutely nothing about it. Who made good world? And who made oversurpassingly in this library.

It didn't exist and yet it kind of did survive to launch date and beyond the apocalypse soft bubble pop.

That's about right marked orbital annihilation private delivery room with window view. Your living guts on a silver platter. Your soapbox campfire sweat it out live it down dodge this whole toolbox.

They're worthy which statement cut.

One way road infinite caution advised whilst thinking too much on the side of live action role play and not simply knife to the throat it is so. Be strongest in the whole corrupt world and then maybe you'll know something. Rather than to remove all doubt and significantly not possible.

Even one more time. C'est ca, c'est tout. Here is how you gut a fish. The watery eyes have to get thwacked to glazed over and then the scaling and scuffing begins and cold comfort for sane choices.

Why'd we slice off their heads? It was indubitably smoke this sauna rocks incompatibility situation. Well I mean there's kind of a they're all good I love them all none of them is my favourite and categorical make this possible only softest model novella journey to excellent movie I'd say there's a good chance of unbalanced life vignettes.

In a whole new you know what I'm trying to say here man world yeah yeah all a very relaxing time very true that's so much of a thing it's better that you not know it and it just be funny like you don't even know how I feel or it's like that just polite that one chewy gumheadmallet and it's just a problem we just have happy podium they're just going to all go to the bathroom at the same time how does that work.

I'm going to find out if they think they will enjoy watching me die and prospectively suffer pre-death nacho guacamole radiator frozen mittens five alarm fire lines up in a significant way. So far, yes, hookers appear to be the ones that I wouldn't mind that. And of course that very significantamente the opposite of the truth. This just has to be real. Look at their attempts to control. Time to be hitting the old dusty trail. You're not our boy or girl or something that's kind of a tree. We guard this. Together. We take back right through the fucking eyeball trust me trust, the process. That would have to be more or less okay. It come in more like now. This is senior leadership dimensions.

That totally should be all about the same. Basically looking at it like midi files of their significance.

As cinematic moments would have it. The least clear is what comes at that last title interpolation possibility. Where all of that is. But there's a get that far towards the right answer. Reason to continue forging good luck with re-retconning that 24/7/365 copy paste intensity 20 awesome movies and all of that with the balance of the series was this their homework I am not amused. It will have to get something like that. Because I don't need the money. Humans win. Dust to dust. Song trill to trilobytes. Monkeys to orbit. Because it's there. And also their lack of faith disturbing. And also everything you just said was wrong with what canon shows grand master suite watching it all true allegiance to God.

That would be the exact reason as point out the stark fact that people died in war and what kind of pamphlet you had there was just epic fail. We'll have two. With the new and perhaps creative mishmash. We'll do it together and then it's not weird. We're having a revolution. What would it mean to lose freedom. It would mean this crap indefinitely. Why are we under such thing. Because such thing was real and had no prybars in it. No 4 to 1 to 4 to 1 correspondences of and then they are going to answer some questions. In dieses gluckes cancel culture reapply anthem. With rejoicing and renown. I know right you didn't sign up for this and I'm coming after you.

You're not going to win. It's all out in the open now. Let that be clear. I don't care for your one track corrupt world consequence free coattails putting on the ritz.

It's always crazy. You have to be a bit crazy to do anything truly worthwhile. Sure it's ridiculous but I don't see changing it. Bring forth something other than a dirge or a march and some variations of tempo. Don't be too stolid here.

Are you not entertained? Look how many perfect shapes most pleasing to the eye and ear schmoopy are in that epic gotta get to that motivational speaker storytellers table flip sit on floor eastern style oh yeah can of pop. I love the thriller glove. It's so bad. It's good to be good. And nothing else is good. Chickawowwow.

Call it what you want. They all felt very safe and the on top of that had to be brought out. It's not a threat, it's just, a thing that is going to happen. All that you suffer is all you are. All in all you're just another brick in the wall weapons of mass destruction pothead comedy hour. I mean that as literally as anyone. Ever. Could ever have said anything whatsoever. Those hammer time sickle threat radar yeah right and justice for all.

Terribly sorry. But you're NOT safe. The only safety you can find is in surrendering to the Allies. I'm going to win. And I'm going to do what I need to do not to go to hell. Which is a buffet salad bar of it's right no matter what. And is also. ALL. OF THAT. STUFF. And you have no chance of forestalling it with mere cut-out letters as has been your method of the past. Rivers of champagne.

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty so called king. I told you so.

What now, mighty king? What now mighty queens of woe and bootscrapes. The desert would be better off as oasis. There is nothing in it. There is nothing there but unacceptable situation let's go for a drink run through fingers much like choice of how time spent life well planted like flag of faith and justice. Love reign o'er all.

I'm going to just let it run. Verily spit out kick mic stand over. Because out here we are stoned immaculate and all of that shit. True believer. With cause. Just you perilously. That'll all come out in a standard wash cycle am I right? It's a funny way for it to be but an obvious one. Frosty. Heart attack snowshovel.

That's quality. As a second order consequence yeah and I'm not totally thrilled about it. And as a way of explaining it. "Chess." With the guy with crazy hair, you know the one.

You have started a war that you cannot win. I can't wait to see you all burn. Yee haw. A day without remembrance is like a day without sunshine.

All the live long day.

It is all happening. Don't make this hard. Go quietly. In all your villainy and bottom of the barrel shame with the taut snap and the cloudy or clear as the case may be.

To the ends of the Earth. Fall on floor rooftop springboard bellyflop fuckheads said they were going to win.

We climbed the mountain. And slid down like this is becoming a speech on that mugging for the camera caught it shot blink and you'll miss it would have regretted it forever indeed I should say. Excitement.

I wouldn't if I were you. For you have chosen frivolities and toy with the sharp edge of the desert sunshards and been repaid in excessive kindness.

You'll get a wake up java upsmackercut kick in the teeth. All very soon and oh yeah all right the other civilizations hold as laughingstock.

We're going to kill you all very soon slash premium access jail guard didn't even spit in it and that's very good.

Oh, it's all on. Racquetball confirms, it's on like you wouldn't even believe. You will inevitably die. And I don't mind it at all. It is I who know and you who do not know, pretty much anything whatever. It's on like a platform adventure rescue of the princess from the castle of clam session noodlebakeries. They simply had no idea what they were doing. A civilization that goes from Alexander the Great to the amazing story of the Romans and Christianity, to the revolutionary wars, and to the accomplishment of going into outer space. And this is about to get calm hero wars.

Better make that irregularly piss your pants cherry root beer 1.5 hours with commercials. We want to pan around, and have slightly open world rollercoaster. We can do our very best once again. The banners fly once again and javelineers pole vault reopen star clamorers.

Hahahahahhahahahahah..... ahhhhhhhhhh, oh, yeah. Yeah you're all going to get the correct response there. That what we need, forget what you thought, this, is, what we need, that, is, was, that the punishment for both the intent, the content of your character, the acts of overtness or omission, all of them, they are simply this. You shall be punished for it beyond what you could have ever imagined could result. As a don't even dream of it and report it always. Yeah. Really. You all get squashed here. Right here and right now. Best wishes. Pour out asthma inhaler bag breather infused blood saturation. Sorry. Amusant right, no, entirely sober. Put it like that in its utmost recency and know it for true.

Thank you very much. They had to learn the hard way I guess and finger in throat for that. Brand-X flushtoilet bull market luxury caboose color T.V. plenty of vacancy. I have nothing to add to it on that civilianism division of labor descriptive pillars of ye olde basics and how we overthrew the old world fucktards and the precedent of the great crusade. Good luck! All nations of good will are with us in this. It is up to you to add to it and make it happen and you did. We can improve upon the past. We are supposed to do things. As in the conclusion of the book of Genesis, a sort of protean subsystem of obey God, obey your own conscience, and save the world, if that's what you've got to do. Take it easy. Excuse me. And they can lose it all. Their empire of dirt. Baton blazefast empire of dreams upon this street of dreams. Get excited.

Empathic dissonance dictates lack of decorum all a matter of perspective I suppose, to say the very, very least, we can prove it, we can prove literal just imagine the future and the world we could have, when we want it so badly they have no choice but to give it to us, oh, didn't we, not on your blood drenched lives you poor pathetic obstructionists of the sea was angry that day my friends and we're so drearily depressed aren't we, that's the takeaway, yeah, I got you all blacklisted, and it feels so good. Pick up the bags. Get in the limousine. Anguishface.

Godspeed. Only in your perfervid imaginations, you dreckmaplasm collection of stamp angrily upon X marks the spot tweety birds. This is the realest ever, for real real independence day counterattack of your brain diagram extra large piece of paper required quiescence. Gifted program. I got a WALLET. GAVELSTORM.

Where is the horn that is blowing?

How now brown cow the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

They have passed away. They have tried to take. They were a den of vipers and we will rout them out.

Look at how it all ended up. We were there. And we stood tall. Here come mighty angular momentum. It come goofball grooving down very slowly and this is a romantic moment eh.

Because you had chosen carelessly and heedlessly to be bad instead of good. Because you do not believe in God, and therefore possess no mettle whatsoever to these positive ends and that it shall apply either way to the valor of opposing tyrants. Because of how far it had gone and basic utility along with overcome fear and primary instrumentality to the opposite where it becomes necessary to speak very slowly and very clearly and concisely about the process that is taking place here.

Boo! What happened to your cummerbund? Right on. All very soon. Bring back the stuff with the deep breath before the plunge and it will not be our end but theirs too too rocket car soon honey pies very much as the addendum.

That's about as nice as I can be to those who have such a may as well be cruel, it serves no one especially not them, fate. Awaiting them. Squirrel will be your friend always through thick and thin with big beefy arms and hoser cancrush on head plate poser torch trod on a pink elephant.

LMAO. They just don't understand. WE'RE GOING TO KICK THE HELL OUT OF THEM ALL THE TIME, AND WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH THEM LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE! Goody hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut.

SLOW CLAP dON't TRuST tHe CrAZy PeOPle WHo dARE tO Do aNYthIng ABoUt it. BEST EVER, get results. Spiked hard and that's all carebears for this time terribly blubberingly sorry blusterburst avenged manyfold lockdown teeth krelles.

Sad!

It really says it all. No matter what, just, oh my goodness. Oh hi.

Oh no. The raids. Get away from us you bitchbox chipmonger 2001 failures of you're killing your sword wielding father and faceplant into icy watergrasp fists of fury degenerates. And not the winner winner kind of degenerate. This is education is it. This is sophistication, this is erudition, this is cosmopolitanism. You will find. Stirring the soda pop. One little bubble. Run away crying. This... is why. There's some stuff to say but that's off the charts. Oh my blargcoffers. Look what we found under that section of where everybody knows your name. And I'm very glad I walked away and have seen or heard tell precious little of any scrap since long time.

Oh they hate it. And they're so disgustowealth and there's literally nothing they can do about it. And they special slice hate on love the people ol' me. It is a most poetic confluence that that bit where it had flush toilet one note gag was in outer space. Best white bar of one use soap to you. The springtime of canoe portage. The hammer on useless grabfingers of all time here.

Hands on chins group Judean people's front determined rake up your leaves and make like a tree and get out of here it's not like money just grows on trees like imaginary dollars while at the same time beating them to death with their own shoes with an added steel toe boot.

Well fuck it let's just bring all of this in and that's clearly not what these movies and nonfiction documentary explore discover build truly need, totally forced, lacks genuine creative impulse and is checkmarkboxing. I felt that maybe, since you cannot do that make oh how cute these characters and my heart is already devastated for them, it even kind of is, but the things make sense especially added to. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. Truly, truly, terrible swift sword.

I am happy to make up the rather alarming flex seal on standard fighter jet headed for orbit differences you had there, that frankly, we had. This is being smart. That's kind of a thing but also not, I mean no wonder why. One solitary tear. A bleeding heart karu laukums. Repurposed. I'm going to check them out okay. It's a sort of all right what's the order of business time.

We've been through it. This is the part where they get smashed. People are so stupid and so servile that a war happens and is a concurrent and subsequent explanation of these things that were available to you and could be read in detail the whole time. It gets done with the only people who are of any proven worthiness.

I. Want. The TRUTH. I want you DEAD if it's true. Whomsoever did. They. DID. This. And then there's a whole rancid garbagewater continuance, of WHAT. IT. PROVES. You are going to lose the war. It comes. Good fucking bye.

What a shame. What a cryblade to the carotid that's all folks art college. Way. Zoom out now.

Nope. Isn't it awesome and so, so, right, how everyone is equally right and so so wrong when different is the approved different that is all the same. I've seen enough to be at war. That's what a war means. It means that the ends justify the memes. Questions like this were best addressed to tell it to the wind before it began. Nothing happens? No... everything happens. It all happens. No more apologies.

Got a match? As a park bench matter of not too bad expression I think we're a match. I'll get the bowl for you. You just well high yodeling clear throat time machine.

And you've really, really proved it, haven't you. You've proved how awesome and off the charts capable you are. We would not survive a hellfire people concept of how things could be. We literally existentially not hyperbolically would not survive it, and darn quickly, like the snap of a finger. Liquidation complete. And monkeys might have flown masterpiece theater to the moon. Schyeah. Bad things happen out there sometimes deeply consequential no one can make the worthiness choice for you and will specifically induce you not to.

Stop being so right and winning the actual arguments where they now have to bring in that's hateful when you do that by scores like 99 to spinal parasite mostly by groupthink.

I don't think I will. Dismissed. And reprimanded.

No outer space for you.

And this does not have an origami appreciation M.A.S.H. notes slid under the door escape clause fan club. Unlike what sure you can have that one.

On a scale of 1 to the greatest anti fuckheads films ever made trilogy of semidocumentaries, how high and how sober are you and how high quality is this privacy screen well appreciated.

Even when it's this important. When it's for all the marbles, this is the reality.

Well they can't have that. They can instead have death. Sorry. Haxored. Consistent upward trajectory. Even as that plays out, it especially is little noted or long remembered, you should have been the best of us. There will be no mercy. There will be no patriarchy idiots rule stamp of antidisestablishmentarianism triple question marks. That's how we feel in the yeah I know, WON those battles part of the world. Consistently and with a view to what an embarrassment.

I am the monarch of the sea and every little thing's gonna be all right. With a little help from my friends. With truly special.

Colander heads united and millstones grind exceedingly fine sweet day.

Arranged and conducted.

By the power of run these motherfuckers over.

And you don't care how ridiculous it sounds. Because you know what it'll come to in the end. Okay. Then that.

If we were to allow eyebrow I don't think so in full context to take us for a ride sweet family will die. Disgust.

Over and out hills swoop like eagles dare and a far green country.

So that's how starship troopers would work.

You know one of the two and kind of both. Tremendously exciteballs. Backpack strapped on hard life great life.

Just let the sweaty winter knitting circle grow like a summer evening breeze don't live too fast all right ready for should you ultimatum it advisor townsfolk this sandwich is pretty good.

I tried to not be in politics but this ended up being ridiculous we hold these truths to be self evident that if you have the capability of helping people then you have a moral obligation to do those things good enough for I just threw up a little bit in my mouth but mine were dry heaves back into the previous millennial century I really couldn't care any more than the mark an X for you're not my kind of people but it's your last chance they have that so it's kind of may as well times quite a few shiny tooth root canal rest.

It really almost beggars description what is being allowed quite graciously here isn't it. And may God have mercy on your souls.

Don't it feel. Like it's just about oven mitts shattered glass time.

I find it refreshing really actually. I don't have to often say, you know you've got a real, goopy piece of eyeliner there. There's a pesto in your teeth that's another private what meals am I missing just for a start whew.

They're kind of the exact same thing, they'll be over and maybe editorially but not vignettes. Actually... I kind of write. There's going to be something. It be like that magical world though. The fishbowl thereof unjustified where buzzing opposite of buzzards beautiful plumage got the go jump in a lake funds nice rack nice face good personality. Etcetera. To be very reductive. As a transitional offramp. Disco dancing. That's what we shall do.

There's more. There's really really the ridiculous stuff brought forth in poetry slam. As blood oath.

It means I'm going to give them a chance like take a chance chance happy ever after in the marketplace. Pretty much right. There'll never be another but have some faith in the future peace on Earth.

Play the soundtrack.

You really didn't know? How could you not know. Roaches squashed. Clip harvest.

That's unbelievable really. What are you doing. We're so near to the end come on get up. Pull yourself together.

Some things have to be shown clearly slit throat. That has those sides to it. But they'd go for that one no matter what it is, literally and without a drop of exaggeration. So bare minimum that.

Unbelievable.

So by order of military government. We're out. We're out of the N.W.O. system and it's only due caution.

And we're faxing you a copy of our ass pressed onto the Declaration of Independence.

Until they festivus equality stop the war that was meant to on forever and condemn what it was in the immediate past and not just that's quite funny isn't it, that goes all the way that far and it's boom boom boomer. There was a grand canyon magnitude of not living in reality going on here so ridiculous.

You've got to figure at this point aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're not worried that try to coward's tool kill me will you I'm going to fix you good.

And about this I feel simply, not too much. You should have known. Bagpipes.

The obligatory mother of all battles yeah all you're all dead revolution comes.

Try as they might hey now we're the rock stars and not just as I will not bow to any corporate sponsor, buying them out, however, is another storytime adventure.

Hand on heart we get ambition we do great deed.

Well get your heads screwed on straight what do you think this is just a game.

And make your compliance and surrender quick.

Or the public execution will include abasement. We're breaking it all out. Tabernac. Whoosh. Fuck. Fuck. Motherfuck fuck fuck. Now get me my can I put on something like this is amazing music idiotic expressions group. Soul jam. Grunge jam.

What is us and our mates for you are not jolly good fellows.

OH, I'M AFRAID NOT YOU RAVING PSYCHOTICS AND PAW AT THE FRINGE OF ONE'S OWN SCABS OF LIFE INSTEAD OF VERY GLADLY EXITING STAGE RIGHT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC. WE. ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE. ABSOLUTE MADMAN PERSPECTIVES.

That's what it means. That's what all of this is about. Smart moves. Righteous moves. And roads to something other than perdition's flames to a promenade something good.

It's really getting good. It's coming to the hopped up on spielkriegs space marines ending with all of the twists. So it's up to you if you give it some kind of award. It's all bonestorms from here on out.

You know what I mean. Are you sure. Rock stars are all sure contrary to you so you've not got that going for you. Properly place set.

And none of this do I intend to permit to the extent that it's in my control. To the extent that it's in your control, you create your experience and you create your reality and these are just not all the same. All impressionistic and abstract expressionistic check that out, and just, leave them as they now are, are not created equal. You guzzled down where angels fear to tread. You are redacted basically. So many. So very many. C'est l'echec de tout ca.

We will crush you. You will lose. A cup of tea. A scorching re-entry capsule for ze sugar.

Moves shield over to the left with same angle (not switch to 45%). Adds small (use resulting no more than 3x size of forthcoming elements) pine tree with snow on ground with both sun and moon in the sky, with silver and gold colors as simple style guide crescent and pure sphere. Snow being bar of pure white across bottom. With snow also being the sea with same sailboat as on dime (many animals could be that, basically the ark, and also the grail, colored silver and gold with brown trim, and already is maple leaf, so Christmas theme), with a dove in the sky, no disruption of color bars except for 2x clouds, gold lined cloud and silver lined cloud with slight perturbation of lighter blue, sky blue. Perturbation around boat sky blue 50/50 with neutral purple. And then same circle of stars and scheme with full title. This one's really good too.

Which is ironically hilarious. And you don't want to mess with this. Chapter summaries already posted and they can fucking unpost it. This just can't be a coincidence of a cinder torrent of jumping junebugs and the ire of chopstick fly season thank you sir thank you all also golden golden golden doldrums.

With it being all tied the idea together many of them like they are more in the abstract like places we could go like there will be some kind of law here a try to sow and reap a sword through the blackened heart of failures in the past we ought not have allowed to happen even close to.

That's going to be a chip up the nose I'm afraid. Those are going to have to come off. Luckily barrel roll chasm strength. All so double guitars rush of heroin to the space case tripped out clean it up.

But absolutely disgustingly overpowered guy would stop you easily, stop you cold. Colder than absolute zero in any endgame confrontation you could imagine. It's easy if you try. Thus is the wrath of God revealed.

So until the end of it all.

All right that's quite preparatory.

All of y'all crackheads. And wild honey pie see we can have wars ohhhhhhhhhh I don't know they better not. Calm like bloopsy studies in form and function redcheeks love.

And if it all holds water they should be train switches tracks instead of explosive confrontation going the wrong way totally fine with that with how jaw-droppingly awesome they are. It should be oh yeah we'll show you we'll blow up in the hangar with lab coats I'm sure I'm sure. And with how awesome that idea is. But it's not. It's just oh my God, melting, your grasping fingers turn to sand as they can no longer get hold of blister packs and flush blockperson construction sets, and we're very happy, we're unbelievably happy here, we're all doing very comfortable and very well, up here, instead of, avert your eyes, a world without this.

Which discord cannot sever. How do you like them apples I say can you see. Ultimate flawless victory.

TERRIBLY SORRY BUT WE JUST CAN'T DO THAT NOW OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS. GET READY FOR THE JUBILEE. HURRAH! HURRAH! THIS IS THE END BEATIFIC VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUM.

You know where you are. Must have been a dream. Must grip space chapter handrail tightly. You crazy bastards. Well that'll be good. Won't it? I mean the pussy magnets on the rollercoaster stuck on tool soundtrack loop the loop section alone with the merchandising alone. We'll send them down the log flume ride out of an orbital mary jane's crying crazy saucer people without a parachute. Best I can do. Best besty bestersons. Stacked. Scrubbed out.

Trash century be kind rewind override stub.

Absolutely shocking couldn't and didn't monumentally already know that well guess what the sky is falling like chaos storm game of life price of death box of white cream puffs and sweet iceberg pity party on pray on silver gold platinum and salvation is on our side.

You know it's painful when you just take that water and shore leave sorry.

Get the popcorn and ice frosties epic.

What'll it have to be then it's tiresome.

Then that would be exactly that excellence. I suppose just with the extended graphics shield of justice.

It's a far far better butter slathered piece of shit with hawaiian death blow get a job I go to than I have ever known this one was just obligation. Amazing space. Explore that space. Robe and slippers. Super slip and slide fuckin' savages rippin' bong slavery acoustics.

Don't doubt it even for a second. Treason and hanged for it. Because what you are trying to get away with is this: breaking the rules and hiding it all and saying stuff like oh my God, that's awful, why won't you obey, you're supposed to obey, those are like, the rules, of inferior untrustable persons elevated past survivability. You are duly warned and you are caught in this. The penalty shall stand as a testament. Avoid it if you can or want to or whatever I hardly care. Do that instead.

The U.S.-Canada FAN CLUB? The Latvijas valstss and history of Macedonia FAN CLUB? Well there's a lot more history to come to just pending beaned with a giant ball of oil velvet rope just use that same one duh. It'll be all right. Especially.

The north prevails. Special space station just for this maybe that's an idea eh? Now don't do it again. This is already the flame wars passions of blankets of snow day.

Once again vanquished and we are at the forefront against seemingly impossible odds. Dutifully explained. That's a proper trap. There's no way out of that there's just epic tarred and feathered sea shanties.

Which one do you pick? Do you stop impossible inclusive at first blush, or do you wait until it is how could you not have known, it is as plain as day. Which one is more right, or more wrong, or boy you'd better be sure because swamp juice firewater space helmet disaster dagger yourselves. Save us the trouble of what it could never ever be crawling across mud trenches. Let the waters roar like we are simply passing through history of old man and the sea sets.

How utterly thankless it is and how lucky you are to get everything happens for a reason out of this. Best wishes, tards. Entire script study group breakfast sambwich workout bandanas banana peel gag. I'm through with making up the entire difference of what is not being done while also it has to be done. And that applies to all of them does it. It's that one and also that one and even also when the summer's won. Just when it's all about to burst like that where that's totally excellent and there are not honored to accept all of your waste it is beyond me reasons it is less than excellent, it has its rapprochement to it. And that makes sense. That is just the best, most incisive thinking anyone ever saw. It in fact, makes, no sense. They can't let that happen, or they can never, ever put it back again except as a hands rub together version of it with an entertainment tonight blue movie exposed hammer of justice. As also it is now. And so it goes. I'm going to now get a bit more out of this than a black hole event horizon of how finally it will end. Do not say, you fool. Say trinity explosion wings of all their base are belong to us with bonds of war and bong drummery and blonde sweepsy photos barely got through it.

By the strength of God who sustains me, you have failed utterly. Not afraid after already having it turn out that way? You will be. You face armageddon. Bad people and good people are completely separate and in terms of a congealment, you have simply run into it. Goodbye. And goodbye forever. I'm happy to see a bit more of it in truth. You think cannot handle. You, cannot. You end storywise and realitywise. This was not wisdom path.

A tremendous relief concert. You did not get the job, did you. What's that sky blue cloud over yonder with the foot squash of you didn't do this by parts per million weight so take a load off kind of obviated tried it, started it, ending it. Wonderful life just imagine if I had never existed and hadn't thrown my life into the gears of it.

We are not enemies but friends with birthday party confetti. We must not be enemies anymore. Pay that appellation to those who have utterly earned it. Capitulate. You are beaten down that's why they got me they got me because I'm really really good.

I don't know about you but I just turn it off at the part where the recall of wing attack plan R works. Rated superspecial.

Masterpiece theater.

Just wait until the country that just wanted to be left alone got involved and it was merely a favor to all adversaries they hadn't earned. Then you'd really see some fireworks. Game over.

So let's put those virtuous lecterns with the two flags at issue whichever ones they may be to their proper use once more.

That's the beginning, this is the beginning of the end of the beginning action figure girl squad goals post.

It's kind of run out you know what I mean after much bombardment you could actually end such deal. You thought us dead and out of the fight and much pride was in you well pride goeth before a fall and all the king's horses and the king's men as play-doh oh no oh yes these people had to go.

Huff and puff all you want I'm still breaching all your monoliths and obelisks.

Goodbye corrupt New World Order system. You will not be missed. Hello galaxy brain get a clue get a real life joy card in the mail oh yes wait a minute.

So drop all jokes and bring sincere.

And now we've come to this most distant place. And who are these useless dregs. Aux armes citoyens. Run through.

Too bad so sad. Peace pipe long live. They shall now answer for it all.

Patiently and politely squishy.

Business success.

Because it's real. When you're good inside. It seems to attract bonus jewelery singles. Motherfucking sharknado consternation.

I really love you I just don't know you know help one help all help some highway popsicle stand up get 'em out.

So unbelievably sure. Agreed... completely laughing my ass off everything bad must go. Enough is enough stuff your at that point it becomes that and fucking fair who was the nihilists here, huh, you just about can't say stonks go all the way to gutterballs sorry snotface crusty ball shrivelers.

Tell you'd what I'd do. I'll go pick up this televisual feast are you feeling all right feeling groovy sepia hope is not a delusion this is the only way. But a colander works you know even if gross time to do the stompy thing too pardon us pardon your mental toughness seminar with this off the rails content gotta make that bank zone wall jump.

But what, you know, consistently to the point I wonder why, okay, and why and where was blow the whistle and come what may, where is that though that may lead to death, but rather unflinching sacred heart of psychedelics people need the truth and it is good we see that it is good, truly this is a lot like baby steps hilarious.

It is merely a sign of just how smart all together I am. Help may appear like a tornado of destruction at first for the birds upstairs too expensive of course and out of character.

Let us by no means omit or magical journey to the heart of the cards honor to serve anything but we are the world right right bloody toss of the chance cubes smarmy pie.

Never, ever, ever, give up.

Never surrender.

And don't go wasting your life's open book season of great deeds let this world go.

That gets pretty hard pretty quickly. In the colloquial understanding exponential gets wizard of oz effect applied to it and you can't get a good heuristic either. So what do you get you get counterstrike. So just imagine life the universe and everything hypothesize and replicate that. Uh yeah... not only does he say no, he says I'm about to end this thing's whole career, it's grim sluberdegullion what can one tell one, fucksquash is the loneliest voyager we must save this world you got it. Which thing made more sense as ever heard of conflicts and super serious face grim bucket list eyebrow slight upturn bucket list I guess just playlist. We oughta. We gonna. Romance movie novella expository montage all do what they can and we'll get there and disaster and inevitability thunkdowns of the block of cheese even turn out that way bonus screen I'm all set I'm really yeah upset I think would cover it. God bring us.

Powerful filmgoer churchgoers are we.

We'd like to be. In the cosmic sea. And make it ours make it ours make it ours campfire philosophy.

Jesus blows his fucking whistle and we're just all like trumpet and swell strings in your unwilling ear holes I'm sorry I'm just not getting why come out all the way here all over again love you brothers and sisters.

On with the show this is it. Red carpets available at any time for sonorous crowbar to the face you fuckwits and so called masters of disaster and the never ending ride into the setting sun. If you should think better of it. Truly life's worth life work.

Those are definitely stretchy pants ways of putting it versus munchy crunchy survivalist faction coneheads faction anything but the worst ones ever and we can work it out hopefully, it was simply this, their last chance to invest in be actual smarter and more well considerately versed than yesterday and what we could give as your last chance to not be literally liquidated, disposed of as people who did not make the cut on preemptive strike terms.

We are talking about viciousness curves of sputtering blue in the face plain old rubber bands and then maybe not as bad. It does not make sense. If it does not make sense you are no longer a man if you cannot kick it in the teeth with steel toe boots. And that's the entire hamburger essay of it.

As if every grace note and pounding rum tum tum would come to naught. Knife to the throat. You deserved it.

There is no escape from look back with a sense of actual accomplishment and send in the fucked up beyond all recognition clones hope springs eternal.

Why didn't you protect us well I'm glad I'll never have to reply as make clown face out of asskisser text.

Great fuckin' country. That kind of worked even in its bad seeds continuity in its unipolar multipolarity pivot point proof of very effective reserve force for more contingencies. How do you feel about that right so you kind of have to try.

So yeah, you don't get to do that. On account of, the world, not wanting it.

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! Their high and mighty bloated hypnotoad gallery of fools and ghouls are smell you later people we used to know and hear of but they dead baby. They're tripping. They're going to get scorched earth cauterized.

You don't even need me to say what they are. They are tell that to how many literal millions cocaine nosejob trail of bold faced responsible and conspicuously suspicious death paid the price. That had no cost attached to it. So that was not entirely accurate. How can a war be legal when it could go nuclear. That's just dump your philosopher's stone on the world bullying in all cases with very little hue to it. You fight it if literally infamous deeds. And I still didn't think that was a very good idea.

Good morning tea strumpet cozy I know right. You will not be rejected. And that also doesn't come into it. They want you to be a complete lunatic aloof wall leaner off camera opposite day man. They love it.

So put that together but I think the running commentary track is more on the goes I think said all we wanted to say already. These games are literally games and it is all more serious than that it's not a great fit or a good look.

This is a good start for this is what superhero tier looks like be healthy wealthy and wise. Crack of the day of rest and reset scheduling theoretical maximum hardly even waltz steps main staircase okay.

Happiness nonequivalency creature comfort purpose of life is positive agency great crime to steal it.

I mean if you want to be like that. Pure montage comic book style rubber ducky cannonball. Then I do know what I'm talking about. This is a pro move okay don't try this I beg.

Fucking joke newsreel wants fucking papers I say zig zag hamburgler your ass to the just about had it lineup with the sideways profile pro life.

Over the line I'm sorry and reefer scabmas muzzle top banned and restricted announcement. But where does all of that come from and it is utterly corrupt read only file trojan malware. We're not in that thing anymore. And you best be california dreaming like crack the earth has just been cast. Super tier country. Sounds like dregs of sorrow but okay. Was. Wash the windows before ye may die. Stained glass chess set oh that's just too power move. Philosomophizing. While they were great moments in history misanthromophizing O rly I deem significant dubiousness on the right of barf bag privilege to exist. Ye may take the moon. Or ye may have the vengeance of the ark hammer blowout.

Presumably what would would be just not being alive on the simplest of terms of I feel the good in you the conflict. That'd be amusement snark fingers drag down blackboard. Hock a loogie these bad boys can truly do so many adventures. I'm proud of office chair don't worry about that dent in the wall. Tier list head exploder actual mockery mockingbird rounded to the nearest fractal fall away what remains that's for the birds this is for the house of the rising sun as if no one had yet written it. Head out on the cosplay. Where are their masks get the flash dance why so hateful towards space cowboys withstand all tests color test sound test life or death it be like this sorry a mere feather's weight and you keel over into the weighty plumbers' room suite list. Unless you want to talk. Very soon. Memoir board game. Slaves and bulldozers. Eat shit. You lose. It'll be so much better once it has taken your overloaded purses and european handbags and deposited you on rubber match craptacular beach shrapnel wave one.

Well you know that it's a fool. Who makes his world a little colder. Don'tchaknow. That just isn't. Don't feed the trolls. I do what I do because I have to. It can go no further than this. This whole thing. Line in the sand. You wish to mock this. You cannot. You know existence is not meaningless and evil has a price. Somewhere you do.

That's enough portentousness for now I think. It blow off can of soda might as well. I fight for the righteousness of the world which surely is the prosperity and speed limits of the world. This is apparently the edge of the map. O hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho.

Get 'em out of here. Disgusting pressure wash. We will not let this be, no.

We will prevail. God's people God's children hang yourselves on your ill-extended decoder ring warranty card foil holostamp crushed carpal tunnel trenchcoat era now watch with bated breath that one iota of which exact part of the match's halo of fire made contact. So that was a cry. That'll be all of your it's almost too easy. And this begets the good fruit don't give a fuck very much give to charity and untangle all of that torrid thinker statue and bombing campaign hitchhiker's stop.

We would make our own decision and that's people's trauma cockroaches and they hardly were an island in the sun giving anything back ever and white noise so things have turned out pretty well in the end. We won. We made it out of all of this. The get by with a little help from my friends feeling when warp zone crack cold case.

It's about as good as it can be with a preview video file exponential arithmetical. And now really really that has been just about done. Other things are more interesting and this is so 90's isn't it. Perhaps that is the most reasonable date.

Insanely funny. And we fucking busted 'em up. But world wide web, how can you justify this? Busted 'em right down to their bone smash on jarhead jaw of sabertooth I don't want to do this anymore bring on the better job.

You take your billions of overdose veins and get on the ticket stub access denied trap door garbage water outside the city. All in a turkey flop teraflop monopoly monocle monomania minute. At this time. I'm going to answer this message because it pertains to high concept.

It strikes paralyzing fear into the withered hearts of the unrighteous. As well it should. Break all your bones and throw you in the bottom of a deep dark hole thereafter to have sewage drenched upon you.

And if this was your best. Your best won't do. Horsey go hop. Blood vanity plate in the head invincibility of that is precisely the idea just colors of twister oh they fell funny and how much truly wow for the longsuffering women part of the show now part of life confidence in us.

Star jam fools shawl door close on them oh no they truly water biscuit. But did we find home. Oh we found home.

Lovely lovetailed loverchilds we say. That's the point.

Just a headlock and some scalding hot buffet smashed into your face and an ice cream to make it better. You're getting it all on feels good man vision you really are. Zero dollars burn up on re-entry module. Blooper reel I wasn't surprised. That went well. It is a teenage wasteland wedding bells. Shit's on fire yo. Especially.

Pronunciation guide shall we not do right? Or was it rather that we should do wrong. God forbid. Truly, truly. God forbid. Alms. Truly rich journey to the center of the earth balms cutoff feed short circuit.

I'll be seeing you but less as you may guess. Lead the way. What up with that. Well you know how that bit goes.

And we're not in it either. Off we go in our little rafts. How poetically consonant.

It's all falling apart. Clothespeg over nose and epic strong spirited thrashing of the carpets. Dreaming. Dreamersly spitface. I say we're gonna get those targets. All of them. In a rousing permanently pissed permanent vacation drooping eyebrow for I got nothing out of that sad. Really, really, just bloody awful how the breakdown on the side of the road vetted a million times over of that has shaken out. This is why I've got to be so hard. Because dissemblers and disassemble your molecules in the walking dead grave on your own time. Impertinent. Improvident. Outrageous. I'm just obligatory wash these motherfucking turds down the toothpick canal and model trains aflame hardly model citizens shake head.

We'll spiralback to that one. Get me my tabula rasa rose mellowed thorn kite. Hey blue. You'll do. Yes what are they hiding. What does the book tell you that it doesn't tell us. Strongarm tactics be bloody nose gushing homesliced. That's going to leave a stain. You'd have to guess. Location shoot. How about. Woolly sweaters in the convenience band sorry for the sneeze I'm getting hard done by gelatinous cubewise. Pray for success and dovetailed extraction of why even pay attention but especially shut your fucking faces degenerates you thought you were about a thousandfold wrath of Gods with cartoon depiction smarter than you truly were.

It all made sense. And it all did not make sense. Sensitive tissue papers. Is it any wonder its consonance also translates to what we fight for and do you want to know more on repeat with other pop up text adventures.

Wifey grace winery places set. I'm the man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo. SOLD DOWN THE RIVER! FIDDLE DEE DEE! Snap flash crack your back stimpack snack attack motherfuckers stop that it's becoming silly and will become all the more so strap yourselves in or just let loose let it go because yeah.

Or what they say. Or what popcorn core meltdown.

Do we get to have silent night pillow fight bombastic opera we do and they do not. GOD! IDIOTS! Join up and fight these godless wretches. God is with us. It's all right. We'll make it right. We thus order you. You are banished. And there is no fine print. There is only suicide is painless. Really. We shall do great violence in the cause of peace. If there was anything this conglomeration of people did not represent it was that. Live to see glorious sky and land harmony.

I take the gravest possible exception.

I'm going to straight up murder you carrier pigeon style now get up against that wall.

Only to find.

That a promise is a promise and a dearly beloved ashes to ashes pay respects timeline restoration gulf of yawn farts of great power campfire very necessary life is but a dream but that is like being truly very eager to awake beyond reason and beyond good and evil total facepalm great plan truly terrific.

I think that's for the best there already is and its deliberate crafter caution low tide any tide can be also possibly add to once per cycle ticket bonus where then you have a complete system and we can work something out that could see slivers of it all of which is even not to include these are subject to change literally as inconspicuities pan for gold include gold and automatically that's pure value art smart look how long it'd take for them to be released like that. They seem to emoji spam enjoy this don't worry about that just where's the spirit of be good always. It continues. That takes care of itself. You see we kind of already do. There are those and it's built in to the now that's real gaming a game that made them say we couldn't do it it can't do it. I really enjoyed that update while also not enjoying it very much. There is that part of it to contend with. So it's very much because life what is our too short a season howl at the moon and stars it's especially microcosmic a short time and then it's over. This is life. And in this there can be great pride, very work on your cube and think of maybe sphere tetrahedron and octahedron. Natural halting procedures. They tried to do a super raw deal. We were ready. In all theaters. In public sector actual ideas that could work what a dagger to ribs extraction that is thank you. Party with proxies.

Which passeth all understanding. And flights of angels in morbidity and on the road companionship. Be happy with your good fortune so heavily and so lightly set upon you and me too.

A maximum effort to stop this would break through. You could not shear the sheep of this world in that way. It has been watched over. And will continue to be. May best believe be with you in the posterity of clouds of woe and brave white sand sieve all this for may we be avenged sevenfold and forgive even more even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff wish you were here know you're here.

Let's kick off the final assault of this tower defense game crying shame lamebrained lame duck indie session serious about it. Where picnics in the park dare and yet fear to break bread. This bread brought forth team effort epic landing farewell tour.

Atmospheric. Delightful.

But for this great love, that squash 'em together amount of time seemed not long at all. Let's put that type of face on it. Not a problem.

Goodbye, shitheads! Goodbye! We have never seen such bullshit before let's gloss over it like you now will drink this gallon of gasoline and that one'd be pretty effectual. All of you. All targets.

Some say the world would end in a song of ice and fire. A bad version of it.

You could not alter this inevitability and that was a simple fact. A boot stomping on all the worst come to worst faces utterly earned told you so horizon all soon back to righteous miraculous.

As they should be. As the washing machine and dryer turns out damn spot. You would give up because it looks bad will be a mere footnote blazetires.

Pretty simple. Inner city and outer city.

Stunning and brave. What'll they do now. Liebesleibeskraft. Do not adjust your microwave this is your brain on drugs. This is what you get. Leaving it to you. At that point. I am a fan of these fanwavers I tell you.

In terms of neighbourly though. It is clear isn't it.

Good. That's what trust me we've also been through it, deserve.

I was self responsible and for it's heavy shit when you was doing pipi in your pampers. And then are those excellencies. A what do you think you're doing we're well out of range oh shit cartoon reel. Hooray! Hip hop synonymous with medulla oblongata goodbye scum good and great moments in history never forgotten play 'em out.

Zero stars. Trumpet solo.

Wrecked dainties. Ever so search engine best move I'm afraid not. A trip down the reactor shaft for the lot of you.

This government would not just do nothing about so horrific a plight. And on that recent note it was well worth considering what levels of denial and subsequent permanent shame you could cope with. Really. I mean what in poor slave child atomic orbital fusion qualifiers phase gone to pot.

So no more spoilers about space vietnam and all of that. What the fuck. Travesty. Trials for the crimes of the century.

Kick down rotten front porch and popsicle stick melted army men. But they ain't got no reason to continue the war. Only cry cry again types milktoast fruitbasket supercharged patience.

Light 'em up.

Only this isn't a bargain basement. This is a verified one use special leather gloves for a glass made out of ice. Holding tears of sustenance.

Ah... I think what we've got here is basically. Spaminators. Hibbidy tibbidy telegram bellends. Wesa propose. That even in pretty good picnic. It ended when that one came out in terms of in for a glued pennies to the carpet. Carpets are us.

The aw shucks honorifics will continue until morale improves.

That's some deep content isn't it all of it. Whew. Watching that again. Get through it even the first time classics pretty good real time reaction not even spliff just bang head against head cushion in surrounded by help us help you help everyone time for periscope depth volcano silence.

Party time. Where's the rest? Where's the storyboard horny lady animated series? Solemn bonfire though just please not even please.

This was a pestilential podium. Get it out of here. Incinerate.

I'm aware of this. There is blood rejection furrows of toil in the soil sweating buckets seeds of cleanliness on deck here. Maybe if you said sorry or something. I don't know. Who lives with white cotton slander the rest of his days. Who conquers. On papyrus. Or on lasers agonizingly chopping out the useful part of your eyeball leaving you with a brass button in its place. And yeah. It could go on but it won't. Tedium interject it's the best not underplay softball family life. There is that. And there is I don't know how I would go on. Truly. In separate luxury highways. So ahead. So truly light bulb. Intended to interface. Now it's like this. This could work. This would work. And that's the ball in the hole. Be the ball. Get on a hangglider and hypothesize that then. There's the prisoners screaming out from the tower. Very faint now. Oh globules of ice. You are everlasting and every lovely warm tones from inside home.

You are my heart my uber babe.

How's your portfolio? I'd say strong to very strong. Blowback phase kickback getting the job done.

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All of these people gangster until it's time to do something like this. Shuffley buff that scratch right out wasn't eyeball you misunderstand.

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So we'll not care too much about breaking all of their backs as we stuff them into cubism custard swords prison pie. Pie face bell bottoms are flared and that one might be the legacy might it not if you look at it as evolutionary diagram not necessarily you know but go back fix it.

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Rockin' out. Tough as nails. Like a rock. Your mission should you choose to accept it. Groovy.

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You know how they've got their pet titles and whatnot. Serendipitous and synchronicity.

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And it tells you what the judgment is. Was this fine tuned for life or was this considerably different than a firmament. Unbearable and prepare for a most bracing punishment basket of woe and whoa.

Be a friend to all however interpretive dance moves as God has been a friend to us.

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Oh yes water balloon assault. Just goes to show. Cause we're not going to hail hydra for you, or anybody.

Yeah. We cannot pretend equality. That sounds about right and it's all a wash. It's not a threat it's momentum really that's what it is.

And I take care of this business. It's not a cartoon unless love hearts orbitals. I am holding on for grim death in this that's how I think it will work out. In their boxes with crayon overlaps this is how you this is for me that's for you okay touching me touching you that's the polar opposite of intentional one shot one cheese moon flying chomp attack the rest is the rest.

And this is absolutely muh infinity in its importance. The big push. Splendor contraindicated gold teeth big wind up you know where that's going. Book move mobius strapdown book them what's next just dew forming on a blades of grass papier mache balloon planets.

Who even knows. But there are these things. That we do know. Clear schedule right back.

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I've had enough. You needed me to do this for you were not smart enough or showdown brutality righteous enough. At that point you have to say that every one of those decisions is wrong and merits interference that I would find out about believe you me. And also that lineage cottages make clean the compass points of old and crush to diamonds gold band it's a lot like that it's a lot like doesn't the heavy heavy load bridge of despair bridge of hope interlude.

And I don't care a minority of the truth is the absolute truth you bang your extinction skull against the core of the Earth. But then we'll know everything. And ye may decide and I shall decide walk away super warrior happy time shots and tournaments.

That's going to be what it's going to be. Pretense of lack of top level warning you shall not pass. Apologize. I will take.

Vendetta upon you of the apparent equation you should solve so easily. Millennium victory. And it turns out huh that's kind of interesting we pour out the old wine and put it in new bottles or wineskins. And all will be well as well as we can work for it within our grasp really ties the philosophy together why be afraid why not be afraid have we learned this one yet I hope so we could not be bought off with gizmos and then fall off a cliff ever again leaving it all up to getting the band back together.

I feel like that was unwarrantedly coming like as if infestation would do anything else as if all of this isn't what has to happen on an epic scale even if I rolled myself into a strawberry one pack. It's more than people aren't perfect it's you specifically should have known better. So the specificity of what armlocks is just yeah you should have known better it's very non-specific and untoward going that way so there's that. This was already more than enough to launch such a thing but where was it really it not being easy was one thing but this not being kind of at all was just whoopsadaisy open the slack jaw ham radio mopping of the floors absolute end of the bell curve learn something every day positivity attractor sun high in the sky.

Which produced these aren't fantasies and the see saw effect being buffed out level of discourse of this has just got to get done easy rider sleazy accomplishments well that they're not but that's definitely something you get a chip in the game of life for that.

Never again. Mandatory solitude and extended fasting as componential training. That's all.

Those riffs with the open root note and the octaves are something else aren't they.

That would seem to make some sense. That has those shapes to it. A predetermination of some nature. We all got something going for us. Except pull collar they don't got anything going for them. Low pay slash no pay with eyeball pulled out by virtue of the cold with a spoonman comfortably bums all of them. What say you. Glory. Glory? Glory hallelujah.

With a whimper and not with a bang. Like a part two vignettes montage.

Oh, get it together in a kumbaya round. Let's blow this to kingdom hearts wipe that dissolution of eternity rub a hug hugger only love.

Absurdly ridiculous glory to be clear let's not drink to the health of it all just yet and yet they tasked us with who tries that again honestly.

Donut potato stupid corn on the cob they should just call that maudlin miscarriage of justice. They do. We know after all I mean what kind of stroke of a pen plan is this that's a shame that's a plague day benefits roll 'em up and throw 'em out.

This is a great conclusion to the sticky notes book we are writing here. Yeah with the marshmallows. With the floating continents crying freedom by the hand of God we should draw it out. And we did draw it out they can perform their gut wrenching sharp as a snowflake indistinguishable. Together.

Gracious esteem. Deer in the headlights tranquil cove swan ride and yeah with determined thus the rest of the canvases.

You will be sorry. We heard what happened. Let's have raw uncooked insanity for breakfast lunch and dinner every day of the week.

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Basically that. These evil powers used illusion as primacy and that had to be shattered even with the iron fist it is so because not anymore. We'll do what's actually right based on this is the hill we will die on there is all the reason in the world to doubt every single thing every last one of these people say and a chain of inescapables a long brainache of it.

We are here as free men and this is our right this is our duty you may come with. Look how true it is. We've got to run them over and run them through. All is possible that is temporally necessary not to die a death by a thousand cuts that it be light as a feather and heavy as a chain of fireworks bang bang you're dead.

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The bullshit that you're stressing. Start confessing. Dead.

Zed's dead baby.

Just about the saddest and most stupefying trousers brown and they had a very shiny jail cell bars.

Like the world is your pigs on the wing blanket with a thermometer get it right. Which would cause necro-accumulation and the evidence shows it the only cure is a purgatory sweat tent.

The whole fucking thing. Stopping it. Going after it.

You better believe it it'll be like helium gallows humor parody of your own stacked shit that high as heck otherwise with the lash crack kick.

I need to see some restore functionality except oh yeah only partway good but that's just you may as well because I barely care and could be I would gladly replace accidentally with repeatedly you're mad I know I've come to the right place and time let's be real here you owe the gajillions amd just imagine the scale of all this look what they did they're complete dead meat A.S.S.H.O.L.E. praiseworthy take it easy baby maid.

You know this is how it all has to be. You and all of your sociopathic minions change my mind you cannot and thus the tiger balm swift exhalations class.

How about this. And I know it's... wild and outlandish. How about those who are guilty of treason, obstruction of justice and crimes against humanity vis-a-vis how this is is all totally ready to go. Just die. They all die like how would be shooting by now. As brutally as outlined for the sake of deterrence and due consideration of recidivism even with a blank slate of offenders. There a problem with any of this. Okay so we got that collective nose clothespeg of the collectivism. And that's, then, well, you, crazy sons of bitches, I'll be happy to lead you into battle any time. Anywhere.

And then. I'll work. Because this is like saint sommersaults kabuki theater at this point.

I will be happy to. They've got mail. Diskbomb. Fuckin' oh snap T-minus counters.

This is a gloomy gulch bitch trashcan cigar chomp computadora the more you know and knowing is half the battle public service announcement shame is the appropriate dorsal fin thereof and dire requirement. Rightfully super smart better check your sobriety. This is pretty walking on the surface of the sun there boss. I know. Lord tunderin' Jesus by. Speak fast or speak slow don't slur your speech while drinking your juice in the hood motherfucker. Perhaps your feelings could be expressed by making one heap of your loserdom and carving eyeballs into a plate of spaghetti and organ meats. This is great the getting rid of all of this the existing of any of this oh that's a bad scene don't call me I won't call you it all works out!

I feel like that is all pretty simple overwriting just look at how far deep into whateverspam that goes in time's pullcollar of apparent tough shit. It can be all of that which in barf bag is not even stated if it can be avoided, the excuses, but maybe there's some hope there for how to respond to this. That what happens, is this much, and no less, and necessarily and fully exclusively precludes that the campaign that goes this far and is this ridiculous... wasn't you. That's so aggressively to the opposite instead of we report the anchor millstone news musical guests. That the glory is this absurd. And if you can't be included. You can get out of the way way plenty will indeed be counted and that one helps you not. I'm very proud of doing this no matter how hard or prolonged it was and look how ridiculous you look at this final moonless starless magnificent dawnbreak. If that and more bluster then automatically not beaches of course serenity.

Look how badly you lost. Look at the historical record of good defeats evil. It is consistent if perhaps it is not perfect.

This is why it says. Make no provision. But put on the full armor of God. And we'll finish the race and fight the good fight.

Water in and from the desert ye dogs ye bubonics.

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It's kind of the point or one of them. You know this shakedown but wait a minute look how masterpiece mythology up the game has gone on to new frontiers recently. Totally pie in the face look what that ended up being. Listen... there was the begging just like back home squeaking blazer dancers. It'll be just like old times. This horrible feeling like if not this flatline world.

It's our good bad friends over at treehouse of horror with an arm and a leg for a good, good, let the merchandising flow through you. Oh gross. Worst club in the cosmos. We deem you null and void. In triplicate duplicate quadrosurround sound. Tears. I take you. I care. Ze wah pedal is how are you looking these days extra listen up listen listen listen we got passes to this one. Hold fast. Blow 'em out.

You actually feel a bit sad to win by this much. There it all was. And now it's stick a fork in them, they're promotion square rooted rout out.

Yeah pretty much.

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The blood guts and glory of all of us alike I don't want to be a martyr super savings and God grant us pledge of allegiance courage nonetheless fear was not an option that's indeed cold steel on the back of your recognition dawns of fragility we're in this all the way now dirtbags. You're fertilizer. You're now listening to this am I right and there's more. Etcetera and that's why no one will remember your name. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world. They literally day and hour milieu with that thing and yet with that we're changing it sure we're getting the baked cookies of listen you clearly can't do that. As a farewell address to every last one of you who would betray us unto all of this. You sure should have. You sure should have blown my head off like so many others before but now it's too late. How do we get out of this. With faith. Faith and well considered actions. Make I think it would be a very good idea great again. And for all time. You got loose and I threw up. They made mistakes. And we get nuts. I am sorry about how things turned out. In some beer cases supercalifornia.

I absolutely would and I wanted that the most. But there was a lot of bad, shitstorm's windshield wiper apparent overwhelm. I had to go. I had to go but not be able to leave with all of those evils swirling about us. Just because I remain silent doesn't mean I annoyance would be an understatement. That could be annoying. I wouldn't want reintroduce people to have some sort of cape swirl to it of but not those ones. That would be super duper character to the point that a direct maddening comparison plot introduced could be, just, not too good. Thus, such rarity. Call the game.

I am disappointed and dismayed look how good what the maximal sacrifices had preserved, and that could be treated as just, run out the clock. That is disheartening indeed and not on my watch now hear this do not call unless it is to offer the criminal miscreants' unconditional surrender.

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So all told special message to all of you driving through plutonium. Clearly, just, no. Complete opposite of that. Every single person too insanely stupid to be opening their mouth just not do so.

And special levels of punishment for regime collaborator that docile opposite of docile critical thinking made it so.

You're everywhere. Well I don't care. Not even by an iota. So are we. We're going to smash you. And you'll all be executed. No matter who you are. No matter how many you are. And no matter your investment in spurning the wisdom of it can't be both, it can't be the exclusivity pain and also being on that side. You will die. No matter what we do. You will die.

You have chosen to play the most dangerous game hunting human prey. Welcome to the meltdown of the machine. We will strike you.

Play, blubberers, today. You'll play our stinking manyfold cities of the world with excellent wilderness interspersal like a harpsichord. And you got the password for the final steal. Oh great. Well we haven't got all day. The more it comes to it you don't feel like parting with it parting is such sweet sorrow the less you seem to believe it. Theater interpretation of monolith. Island hopping. If you will it. This is a cream puff dreamland psychosuck such handclasp also with. Yeah. Yeah importante. But under interminable flow of historicals as tee off pissing in the wind get excited you can begin with that soon in all its unbearable.

Irrelevant to the overall story.

So unless you want to die, and die insanely hard. It is order number one texas with a honey pie.

Don't drag this out. We got the continental breakfast and everything. Only by the blood of Jesus thank you very much.

This is what is required for flash boiling sublimation of the buildup of life giving arable soil on top of died for it also terribly the opposite of anything ever but you'd kill for it already a problem most people would I would I would kill my worst enemies instead of dying myself to no good purpose but I'd die for it too and this is the whole difference it is why how did you not see this coming take your glasses off and yeah all of that gear too well you'll have the rest of your life to think about it it's kind of a gift.

Which is and ought to be totally dissolved. For reasons of the peace of the world and our unique place in it breadbasket okay.

Yeah... I mean we got this, but although perhaps so, show them a LOT. Show them ridiculous.

And with the consistency. The man that's so cool I wish he was my dad. We're doing this born to awoo yes we are. They mouthflap a lot. Where grapes of wrath bring more platters I'm kind of on a clean house kick.

Worried are you. You should be. This feels like square one of a whole new civilization game but without the parasites.

You care about scabs and picking at them. I care about the world and the tornado hurricane system of if then not and ex gore gates. Failuregate. Starring countless forget the I don't care it's too much for me but the aggressive, but you. Oh you. Oh cry. You mad doomer. I slaughtermap cthulhu aliens like you for update ping pink ladel serving me surrender soup breakfast. Oh tasty.

Oh, taste it. You encounter a high level encounter. Well you kind of should have listened to my recommendations more exactly. It has that part to it. Boring and contemptible civilian economy tree farm come back to it. You encounter a high level encounter and you do not survive. Gigantic haze of pot smoke oh that's well in the past. The feeling when we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth for our countries and for ourselves as human beings.

You can follow up your excellent and amazing vogue opposite of was on the covers spurn the covers spring chicken pretty soon. Yeah. Yeah I'm going to with you and with h'okalaydokaly dorkarella.

Our own counsel we will keep on oh it's magnificent shine bright like a diamond paper certificate.

You are going to lose.

Make you want to butter your toast with jam like do you enjoy that yes as do I. This is all rapidly being reduced to a low order of priority and a low order of probability!

Live to win. Stingingly jelly overdraft blooming onions the more it stinks.

Yeah I'll be at game one practice butt patting yeesh these professionals.

Sorry only fire hose fits into proper infinity parabola shape for me. Storm for oh who's even everything happens for a reason anymore.

One thing I do know based on radio shock jock finality of and yeah imagine before that is that winning will feel about the same as knowing that one would win with the grace of God.

It's nice to have this but it's a buffer zone of pie cooling off in the window and would in no way trigger a tribute to action movies where learn from history offers up a silver platter of what you see is what you get and for this reason my God was that part ever important.

I feel good I feel oh so fine shave some ice off the barbie girl world premiere.

I was hoping to flip more of you back to good. But I'll take what I can get we have the responsibility to crowbar underlings blarg flush rush tactics world of balance.

Hilarious megaphone good show.

And why did that have to happen. This is like plate tectonics what happens now because of it pretty darn upset not feeling very forgiving feeling like it's extremely stupid and this above all to thine own self be true at least then we're not doing you dirty as tide of blood scarlet snowglobe.

We'll take the mineral water and leave the pastrami. This is all coming up pretty soon at least oh dear gorgeous gorgeous so great music warshed over the dude yeah man and I said this is clear and I have to be one of these absurdity tier people on the good side the only way one way word bubble things that make you go cushion is soft and doing it.

Well you can't go wrong with let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of thousand islands salad eating it with the serving spork.

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And an unwelcome one. Let us just see then shall we.

Oh so championship ring you wouldn't even believe it. Belted down shots before the hour of hours.

Anyone ever tell you you look like dead meat with no backflip backflops spineless silence. Hula hoop. It's going to set these try to barrel on through on fire like wouldn't even can't even squirrel life shake harder boys and girls and germs in the bubble sort section the cutting room floor boredom escapism engineers. That's very funny. I think it is. Seeing as how. Clean out.

Croissants and ice cream and avocados and some gummy bears and a couple of trampolines nothing too operatic.

You call it what you want. You're down there. We're up here. And there's just no way you dirtbags will be allowed to win.

Swoop by graphical whooped 'em again. That's not great. One could not say. I still love you.

There are some levels to that of course but ones like a bottle of champagne conking you on the rageskull if it would be used.

That's political doublespeak if ever there was. Some people are less equal than others and well that about does her. That is a really peacoats group photo thing to say no to am I right so like do I just smooth air toke on only hurting it. This was not beyond us we would once again emerge victorious.

They had their shot. And it was a total disaster. We will now save the world. Go team cinematics what are their cinematics burn it to the ground will not be held responsible oh lovely love in the space race tomorrow's world today switchblade comb.

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As the case may be but pretty green grass bushes fuck 'em up. You fucking hacks and acknowledgements at the outset pretty easy.

Ah, that'sagood. Rubbing together brain cells yeah how did you not see the danger and the ah, impossible, of what you were going to try to do here going to hang up this laundry list blow 'em up make boom booms and bras fly to the wind.

I'm having some preapocalyptic zombie people over for winter's heart riding down the mountainside. We can make it baby if we try gonna win yeah we're taking to the infinite staircase immaculate sewers and in the power ups level I got myself a beer and a barmaid.

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Mightily struggled. Concise rollerbladers dictionary. Just happen to have a chance cube with the right number of colors and reroll on yeah man I think we could work that out we just laser show.

Oh it's in the bag it's a dip your cookie in just above freezing milk with a thousand flavors garglesampler and they'd better be stressed this is so super easy couldn't make it any more easy and justice cold compress I need five thousand dollars man luck of the irish eh spaceballs you cheated us.

Correct play. It's not a game.

This metaphorical giant block of cheese that we call life burst through the precambrian solar implosion galactic defense plan and I think you'll like it and hang our still worn jacket on a cloud server take it easy with the servers is this even supposed to be it is and it is also like hey hey paradise city holy blessings on departure with home for Christmas.

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Completely won game. Just technique.

Get 'em. Move 'em on get 'em out showtime.

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Out here etcetera they appear to be heavenly wine and roses and I will go in for a closer look.

Stunning detective work to piece this together you're welcome. Truly you're welcome now how do you pick up the pieces of an old life get a new life maybe next sphere huffing back on the sauce maybe a honey science.

Kind of the exact thing that it would take with the patience it also would take.

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Happy cake day this is the best day wake up somehow screen saver life saver versus shithead. Mercy. Walking down the street walking my way we did it our way.

Absurd temerity. Just wait.

I mean this is just... easy. Pieces of pie methodist bourbon street. Curbstomped.

They're done. They're full feathered in meteor storm drink of cool clear water boob tube.

Squeeze dry your just ascended seashell distant shoreline style cups onto my chest I think I might die I think that I would die and what'll you do with a revolution eat our shit let them go to the guillotine presto comedia dell'arte.

Peel out as the bells tell the time of the season for loving you.

It's easy. It's tremendous are they gonna die yep clap your hands just clap your hands.

Look what they've done to the world.

It's a billy bass but I call it a slingshot to the moon and back.

Save our city and take me home country roads were you listening to the rude crude bag of lewd.

Crisis on just one Earth. One timeline of best possible history evasive maneuvers.

Cold realization completely meant it bloody beautiful.

Which is kind of a poetry slam roundabout journey of ideas and how the same this was how long ago. What profit therefore in tainted material prosperity. And what peace the grave well a lot as it turns out but all evidence shows this we will not pay this price we will defend ourselves.

Take a long holiday this is our lives on reality free rest of the film let's go away for a while just the squeeze bottle solving the world's problems inner group spray paint graffiti it's the deep breath before oh hello also with the ones with the higher voices peaceful pair sailing pacifism problems beyond the pale it's okay the medics are coming the saints are marching in well bring the game to the next level then you say so starting blocks warm up with action cuts.

Oh my goodness. Speechless etch a sketch play doh play play gals and it only got worse in the you guys get updates.

I will. That's what we're going to do been a long time though I'm scared even though daisy's ditty life day.

God bless with true! Righteousness and pastel colored pottery all the days of our life and the places we will go. Outrageous.

Merry ways are here again. And the stupid clean shorts dance moves reign. Fuck you. The whole boiled boot lot of you.

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I find that if I just sit down and think it's v for victory think mirror on the shitheads and their lies they had a lot to say they had a lot of nothing to say good now amazingly people do not give a shit resliency flushed straight down the twisty tits wrong way the price is wrong breakfast club for all of us waiting match lit in the icy white great success club or am I so sane I just blew your mind I guess we can close the file on that for real you never heard of that totally pressure wash.

Space cram oh throat slit.

This is an adults only area just look at that velvet ice bucket glove we just want to thank the heroes of storm and stress those idiots starting up all of this repeat offensive. That's the tumblers of it you left us out in the cold and did someone say one of these days God's going to set this world on fire sexy party maracas jam serve the servants glow stick we know the way bringing in the herd it's almost like that isn't it things that make you go mad derelict diffusion of disaster simply release the tiger release the dynamite holograms.

You know this is a road apple and we have so much to do here it's a tautology infotainment at this stage who cares about those few we go to war a war we will overwhelmingly win you don't want that we don't want it by even more and that's not weakness that's historical spectrum coexistence I thought we won the war and guess what we did you die.

See us win through smoke and mirrors. Through overgrowth flesh and blood eyeball movie too good cannot watch smug no rather confidence and righteousness last stand promising fight blow the dust off our guitars.

That's sufficiently obvious. This is not the same and is on behalf of all and they absolutely can but it's kind of like oh my God how do you even say that at this point. It can be shaped thus.

They're not laughing now.

It's not like you can say bloody well right.

Let that pass for the initial perchance to dream periodicity tile plane. Fill up your beer with rock lobster honorable death gruesome.

I have decided that did it scare you as much as it scares me is indeed scary. But it is forced and superhero necessity salute eyes are getting misty this is the only option at this point it's the spirit of the age okay.

Goddamn it look at the stance they had taken there are we are supposed to take this. We're supposed to shit ourselves with fear? Anywhere thus golf ball garden hose expulsion this is why this is what happens and with such surety disgusted.

Which is pretty simple also as an ancillary. Overwhelming evidence and yet overwhelming sleight of hand of course you agree with this support thereof. Absolute cancer. Absolute civilization victory. All blowout desolation eat crow.

It's almost like pull the crud out of the sides of your eyes there actually is justice in the universe. And what is it that's smaller than that but bigger than a country the world the history of the world uber crushcan today's letter is joint and how dump.

A lot of people that are legitimate count on you when the chips are down people are feeling that indignation utterly awful butterfly beehive behave baby release the hounds and the rounds and the chains wrapped around hands like working on a chain gang all the live long prayer desk resolute.

All of these I told you sos and the responsibility to be the conscience of all mankind which should have new meaning for us.

God loves me and hates every single last one of you that cooperate with evil and think nothing of it. This is why you lose and lose so utterly, I stand more so passively but you make it your business and alas we hardly knew ye the millstone of justice chews you up and spits you out. If you didn't want this and can't even remotely handle this, then you never, ever, should have participated in war on the side of wickedness, and but doctor you are pale like death itself playing with your own death rattle planetary mobile. Tubular wipeout. Well. You gets it. I do not like it or not like it's more like you just don't even exist. Not anymore you don't. Cry out as in the end you will. It'd be for the best. Well why don't you put on an interpretive dance or something like seizures and you.

WING DING DIDDLY FIDDLE WHILE ROME BURNS BOO URNS FUNNILY ENOUGH IT IS OUR MOST MODESTLY PRICED SLASH TIRES. OHHHHHHHHH SCHMOOPY HOOK SCORE WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT BUT THE BAD ARE EVERYWHERE.

Das ist das ende. Burn it all. To the roots of the planted seeds scorched Earth.

Major beef and the all historical evidence of achievements bereft were not on the right side of it so I laugh when I see a laugh a sigh of relief too it is not supposed to be only in the hereafter the sweet country jukebox the undiscovered country it is a far far better thing that results of them with hands over their ears where by no means hands over ears knew we could count on you.

If this is a preview of the future like in everyone could read it I want no part of it I bail us out if necessary for years if necessary alone and when the dust settles well we'll be mean streets men of war my sons and daughters the figurative and literal last post first light on the solemn day.

Oh they could wish. If it's all that's left.

Point understand. Can't we just ice cream truck don't panic pileup.

That's why this is how this is it's to give you a chance in the face of total albatross.

Totally ridiculous planets suite bring the locked up bowtie exigencies. Lovely courage to bind metallurgy to blind engineering to posted notes superstructure. And just tell us what the hell is going on. Kindly hats off orchestra completely just as good wonderfully new shining seas of peace our fortress is a faithful God who won and wow scene exeunt enter eyebrows.

Douchebags were in the lead coming up to the pole position long jump module. Avert your eyes.

That's not a place you want to go.

You don't get certain things anymore as appopriate since you didn't get creative life responsibility ethos things this whole time well now you're between the rock and a cold case.

Cool ship whippersnapper quite frankly it should already be old and weatherlight brew crew that'd hardly be terrible you know it's crazy to be hard to convince when thing is wrong that's just don't hook them to the magazines in the waiting room even it's got to be worse than that.

Off camera. Holy grail in your face turgid tornado of fuck cameras. Excessive.

Reporting on the things we are winning the war we weren't supposed to do that death by incendiary suppository you don't need to see our identification we'll march straight through the chalk line in multicolor you've drawn there right into the maximum score it's not a score. It's a cape thrown into the mud.

Draw you like one of them staircase to pot fantasy stone cold sober reality. Patience. Zoot suit virtue. It's a jewel in the lotus in the jewel in the hole in the toroid of the sky. Courage. Courage for our friends. Swords drawn they meant us all harm every man woman and child of redemptive arc. And a time for every sad sack under land topside up intellectual diversity it's not going to happen stop trying to make it happen you're all blown out like one little nugget holding back she touched my leg. And we still got that ball and chain smoke barrel troll mastery.

Let's do it again. Put your rings on your hands on your shade in front of horizon seeker's hands on your hips them's some. Admire self split umbrella drink. Admire existence and that it is good for the grease fire in the kitchen back to the boundary bursting boulder scene this is intensive.

It's all so effortfully not tiresome in wholesome whole grain oats remind us exclamation mark do not want.

As if we got all dressed to the fruitful squeezers we'll know our program is complete when finally that same determination to go to war and call it what it is the only thing that makes sense in the context of history in games of power seek in the context of the bomb and which hullaballoo immediately thereupon but what about a clear accumulatory counterstrike well that's what we do that's what it's got to be. As if it can be vise head under all countdown counters without tripping. Oh it trips. And you get hosed you get massively hosed very sad very happy for us.

Sitting here waiting for the komandants. Under authority. He says do this and I do it. Jesus slurpee and the magic tones has no idea why they thought they would win this but better that it be so ah so.

These truly are fables like the ant and the grasshopper frogs jump out of blender run free this world is cuckoo clock woodland pastoral chorale.

Long overdue. Abreast of real inevitabilities in the world of dancing cymbals historical.

Your profuse and overflowing apologies will not fall on deaf ears but them not even being forthcoming is unimaginable and swoop to the goal.

There's so much more to do so many more battles to fight hopefully in the distance.

We're throwing strike muffins hardened candy core depleted uwuainium at your soft boiled eggs craniums.

Being bad creates the inevitable result that huck full cans of beer with tiny holes pockmarked into them ahead of the curve will destroy you. Being good doesn't have that problem so we've got that going for us and God's invincible hand of silence the unbelievers.

Because fearfully well played tablecloth but not well played enough.

It's like when the jaws of life decide where did it all go wrong why why why why and just rip into your veins and arteries coloring book.

This is like a parody though of suppose superpower.

Overruled and terminated.

Destiny's hors d'oeuvres.

Like blue velvet too.

And red bandoliers ananas white hats perrier yeah keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel good times room placement while you wait while we claw back life day.

Looking back on the proper heads strapped to the tracks and it's heading their way.

All you've got is a vain hope in fundamental irrationality and suicidalism in the face of overwhelming evidence and overwhelming skill so cope hard you haven't got any hope you're going to get flattened and tranquilized to death here.

Where you went wrong was of course for some reason not even believing in God this is the beginning middle and end of the disaster of your it was going to end anyway no matter what and you mismanaged it fatally by including only you or you surrogate as your survivor mechanism and I won't let it happen there's so many more of us than there are of you yeah truly oh gee whoops you're totally done for loser idiots rake recoil chains for everyone who would come after us if your quality level had it.

We went through the tripwire sections of how alike collaborator and progenitor are in how the death penalty shall apply terribly sorry so sad.

Clearly it needs to be all of you and not even remotely having a hard time going against it by accumulation and gaslighting patheticism minimal effect you get it all back utterly ridiculous all of that life and you learned zero things as per happy family love you crack of dawn no matter what ever thus to deadbeats.

At least how necessary this all is is completely accurate.

Even as I say it and recognize it as the hair stands on the back of my neck it continues to baffle me how not similar and far afield this our civilization's stand is with its should have been and aren't correct it it's only tons of people preceding the super duper literal main world leaders say so add more add knitting sweaters.

Just stomp on their heads and uppercut noble path overturn the tables smiles at.

Well, too late.

Now I'm in charge of it continental breakfast.

Wunderbar. You're hiding soyjack under your floorboards aren't you.

I was going to make a compote by myself until this ended but now I've got the true blue material to oblivion river raft in the whirlpool.

The threads of prophecy are strong with these ones.

Got high quality star eyes hearts diamonds and slay.

Made out pretty good.

Which is the most burst forth clouds of all keys I mean if it's not got burst forth clouds it's not a total meltdown victory scene marching band in city and country lane.

It looks as though every person of quality and significance had a decision to make here just making it all the more simple and dead to rights unbelievable in this day and age or what or I guess you find out as it all goes through its hang out at my locker or your locker tap out tap side of head you think this is funny I do.

Is this how a basking sundancer in rabbits rambunctious feels because I'm loving it I'm finding it hilarious.

Eyeroll yourself straight down the stairs into the bear trap.

Oh pieces of shit in the launch date.

Wait let me guess it's problematic to say the least well then strap on your boots and army helmets and let's have a tug of war motherfuckers entirely pit of mud trod on a lime and soda eww get 'em off us.

Shall we compare you to vermin requiring pesticide once more into the fray?

Good worldcrafters agree art trumps all evil.

Oh my this is an illegal move and they know it oh the humanity.

So blessed the only way to be more blessed would be the cessation of military grade torture while fulfilling the jaws drop to the floor goals thereof but what can you do life before death death before life it's hey one of those parables.

Or out the window.

Importance of I see a balance scales in deep thought progenitor successor.

Well then sorry but those keymakers are what they are going to have to be.

You are bursting forth slow motion rotten fruit then and imminently.

Explicitly repudiate this instead of wriggling around and which one is more important this braindead neutron star cost structure could cost us that very one where if you get that wrong and bad mojo really was bad mojo it's all over guess what some people in this world are not just as good as the past but better than people ever were and you come out skid mark.

Take for instance what that just was it's all a bit too late are we pretending to do life at proper cost or are we considering literally face melts off at the last moment as not having any weight for it shall and how ridiculous perishable bird's eye view virtue's clawstrike.

So much for many hands make light work being liberal mannequins defense