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<= And that's the real one because it has to be, that would be on ice by far as high value.

Considering the whole system of how good they could be, and all of the demands, that looks like somewhat default of 3 include 2 core where the subset of flavor block bring back block with its different overlaps is what it ends up looking like.

So that's what we'll go with. We'll go with companion costs fully ten sideboard slots, including themselves, so five left over afterward and even more restriction on top of that, requirement of duplicates, with only up to three unique cards overall. This would introduce a permanent cap to sideboard possibilities but those are fairly static. The only reasonable other one they can be is 17, which could give one more duplicated card. Starting hand plus the advantage plus the tutor effect is ten cards.

And now that the mulligan rule is the 7-6-5-5-4-etc. with no scry and london mulligan has existed, that can be that part so that it can be what it is, a free card like there is in commander. That if the format doesn't use a sideboard (that it not FULLY use it, like Arena Bo1 and Commander - ones like Chaos Orb 90/10 singleton would probably be just london with doublemitigator), any use of a companion gives the london mulligan WITH the additional step of the extra 5 to the player who doesn't use one. Which can somewhat answer your question of what ELSE can use that kind of mulligan tolerance, well, maybe nothing, but since it's commander in non-commander play and that's the #1 format, the horizon effect of okay it came late enough. They do do, fair creature instead of planeswalker. They add that. And as a digression, add show a random or nonrandom card from your hand or opponent's hand to THAT and games start to be more infinite.

Then they will start eating the bans because you screwed up that exact one.

Because that says, companion, dash, a deckbuilding restriction. But it could be more though usually that. With two. Two is the more universal cost though the more pre-reintroduction restrictive one.

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Impossible for Wizards to take control of EDH. This would just be doing something you can't actually do. It would not be the original Commander, would just be list mongering with a worse track record of unbanning and rebanning, a bit longer, but worse. Will not say I alone can fix this; more cooks and more shaving of intelligence with risk taking or risk mitigation actually has paradoxical risks.

Commander damage: You can do that by making it 35 across all Commanders, and also dropping life total to 35 for symmetry's sake. And that it be seven more for each player beyond the fifth. That ties into the original dragon counting of it. And then also 7 x 5 is 35, and it's likely to be the same always, but has correct function no matter what.

Let's go with one MORE year for Standard and bring back Extended as eight years as a corollary. And have the Modern Pro Tour still, but the Extended one also. Would be Standard bans occasionally. Just look at that Archmastery of Stray Dragonlords deck; that was a spark of wackiness and was within the original parameters... extending the original parameters even further with more subdivided elements and also more go-wide elements will make Standard an ideal format. It's called Standard. It can also still be 3 years of Standard and 8 of Extended, but it's definitely one of these two, it's 3 or 4, with the compare and contrast function of half of it is literally what once used to be a full Standard all of its own, or, it has the same sandwiching of loss and gain, but less changes, and it is inexact in the second option. Both seem fine, a format where there are maybe 15 decks is a nice thing to have.

This can be excellent. As barren glory can tell. If you set that as 11(Ext.topend+3) as both rotating and nonrotating starting there, mythics and rares only get chuffed, that creates similarity with registered youth hangout which is already a good idea. Which is a very large and very new idea in comparative terms. Because there's the options for the clockwork cards. Including the most recent one, but clearly axiomatically shifting like a stickshift than a bouncyball. So, doubled again plus one. If it's arbitrary it's arbitrary. But you get interplay with got dunked out of extended but plays well with that common or uncommon that's still hanging around. With an additional similarity for block constructed. I felt they were all valuable to add and that it works like that and it would seem to bear out. Completes the picture of flow chart team game rally choose to or choose not to. The stolid old ones have their divergence as well by a very large impactful group after you get to do that. I hope you enjoy finishing that ping pong game.

That will count more than its weight in how good a much sooner than that panoply of items would be, combinatorially.

I like the idea of the Modern restrictions. Fixing this format would be an important part of the puzzle. But they would have to be semi-restrictions, and then there would be next level consequences. Those would be allow 2-of gate, let sideboards be 17(that can drop back to 15 with reasonable notice), and let the mulligan rule be 7-6-5-5-4 etc, with no filtering and you don't even get a scry, that would be about the same.

Splinter Twin is restricted

Stoneforge Mystic is restricted

(looking at this, such an approach is clearly far from perfect - it is infinitely more arguable and strength is required - others can be argued but they're a lot more general/a lot more bustedly irrelevantly automatically slotfillingly relevant)

Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis is restricted

Faithless Looting is restricted

Ancient Stirrings is restricted

Mox Opal is restricted

Chalice of the Void is restricted

(Aether Vial, Arcbound Ravager, Thoughtseize, Inquisition of Kozilek, Cavern of Souls, Karn, the Great Creator, Karn Liberated, the list can be long.)

That would be one way to go.

One would hope so.

No more changes.

Moved up: Sideboards are 15. Level II game theory tag removed from Chalice, remains restricted. (In such sequence; not definitive but predicitve.)

And this will apply to Standard, Extended and Legacy as well, with no reason to look at any eventual similarities with Registered Casual/Vintage/Commander/Chaos Orb's vision of 1-of cards. 17-sideboards shall apply only to Modern and are just part of general announcements. For Vintage, it obviously has to fully call it Semirestricted, and that can happen to Mental Misstep and Arcbound Ravager. Given the already baked in dominance that those have even if you mitigate by Twilight/7th.

There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long range risks of comfortable inaction, and not even creating a thread of continuity of a premium flagship series and section 1 cards equal to section 2 cards. On the one hand, the worst case scenario is that there are 4 more cards not allowed. And in the former, you just have to make a perfect decision with a lot of stipulations. But this is the same thing as having the problematic first stipulations anyway. I consider. As stated. Can kind of do that even in a welcome to disneyland kind of way. Well, that's just the end of candyland retardation competitors. Yes it is. We're having a good time.

Bonus fun incoming=

Shares Modern's 17-15 dichotomy and restricted-type, starts at 15, could be 17 to shave some off of the lists later

Karn's Saga Pre-Planeswalker Super-Mirrodin Legacy List plus Block Constructed Subset Constructed With the coolness but excluding the mistake

Sets/Blocks allowed, *=all Planeswalkers, Gods, Legendary Eldrazi and/or cards with Annihilator rules text, double faced cards and colorless diamond cards banned (INCLUDING the Karn planeswalkers)

(MH2 - contains at least and will not outshift, amount of cards even for take out Zendikar and Theros is too many to be similar to MH1, but COULD pretend/whocares that after THIRTY years it will, as a guide to fastwork)

BfZ manlands (+5 ZEN others)

Mishra's Factory

Haunted Fengraf (maybe exact and maybe nonrandom but not 2 in either case)

Maze of Ith

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Ice Age Block (full, last item tie-in)

Mirage Block

Tempest Block

Masques Block

Urza's Saga Block

Invasion Block

Odyssey Block

Onslaught Block

Mirrodin Block

Champions of Kamigawa Block

Ravnica Block

Time Spiral Block

Shards of Alara Block*

Zendikar Block*

Scars of Mirrodin block*

Theros block*

Khans of Tarkir block*

Dominaria*

All 8th Edition and afterward core sets*

Commander/Conspiracy/Planechase/Battlebond/Archenemy/Annex/Game Night/TBD Sets' Unique Printings*

Modern Horizons * - SLIGHT but difference, all-inclusive, All New Core Sets * = this continues, so it needs a Dominaria basis to absorb its non-busto colorless content flavorwise

So this many and that much of a comfortable armchair change rate.

You could write it out, but it's a memory game for me here. Further bans and restrictions applying only here:

Banned (0):

All Onslaught-Zendikar Fetches

Dust Bowl

Entomb

Metalworker

Upheaval

Bridge from Below

Back to Basics

Dwarven Miner, Dwarven Blastminer

Umezawa's Jitte

Accumulated Knowledge

Cloudpost

Wasteland

Manifold Key

Hypergenesis

Stifle

Preordain

Phyrexian Dreadnought

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Restricted (2):

Swords to Plowshares

Path to Exile

Council's Judgment

Pulse of the Fields

Second Sunrise

Mother of Runes

Giver of Runes

Kataki, War's Wage

Monastery Mentor

Brimaz, King of Oreskos

Lyra Dawnbringer

Replenish

Porphyry Nodes

Enlightened Tutor

Academy Rector

Enduring Renewal

Stoneforge Mystic

Cataclysm

Brainstorm

Serum Visions

Ponder

Careful Study

Counterspell

Arcane Denial

Mana Leak

Remand

Force of Will

Force of Negation

Misdirection

Foil

Thwart

Daze

Intuition

Gifts Ungiven

Show and Tell

Dream Halls

Echo of Eons

Energy Flux

Standstill

Illusions of Grandeur

Donate

Treachery

Palinchron

Fact or Fiction

Thirst for Knowledge

Trinket Mage

Tribute Mage

Treasure Mage

Capsize

Ancestral Vision

Tradewind Rider

Sunder

Cunning Wish

Dark Ritual

Cabal Ritual

Ill-Gotten Gains

Reanimate

Exhume

Recurring Nightmare

Living Death

Dismember

Thoughtseize

Inquisition of Kozilek

Dark Confidant

Vampire Hexmage

Death Wish

Dread Return

Desperate Ritual

Seething Song

Worldgorger Dragon

Blazing Shoal

Sneak Attack

Goblin Bombardment

Gamble

Splinter Twin

Goblin Lackey

Goblin Guide

Goblin Chainwhirler

Goblin Welder

Wildfire

Fireblast

Burning Wish

Punishing Fire

Hardened Scales

Hexdrinker

Regrowth

Glimpse of Nature

Green Sun's Zenith

Natural Order

Birthing Pod

Summer Bloom

Food Chain

Invigorate

Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary

Fecundity

Worldly Tutor

Crop Rotation

Living Wish

Golgari Grave-Troll

Life from the Loam

Fleecemane Lion

Glittering Wish

Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis

Siege Rhino

Vindicate

Recoil

Temporal Spring

Lim-Dul's Vault

Fire/Ice

Urza's Bauble

Mishra's Bauble

Lodestone Bauble

Mox Opal

Mox Amber

Chrome Mox

Lotus Petal

Mox Diamond

Lion's Eye Diamond

Fluctuator

Powder Keg

Ratchet Bomb

Oblivion Stone

Culling Scales

Isochron Scepter

Chalice of the Void

Phyrexian Processor

Lantern of Insight

Ensnaring Bridge

Mystic Forge

Smokestack

Mindslaver

Panoptic Mirror

Sphere of Resistance

Mishra's Helix

Lodestone Golem

Hangarback Walker

Krark-Clan Ironworks

Bonesplitter

Cranial Plating

Empyrial Plate

Grim Monolith

Crucible of Worlds

Static Orb

Null Rod

Engineered Explosives

Retrofitter Foundry

Scroll Rack

Ancient Tomb

City of Traitors

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Dark Depths

Prismatic Vista

Encroaching Wastes

Maze of Ith

There are some ideas contained here of what Core Sets (MAIN sets, even) might be made, in a //++ way. It would be fun to say certain things more easily. How you do design a planeswalker-button set? Many possibilities.

That goes a bit more towards what ISN'T in, but actually, quite a lot. And always more and tricklingly mitigated. Call it an alternate version of Legacy if you like, but, I think the focus of some kind of other powerhouse helps the lens of what we might not play with. That has a nice hefty feel of neutrality in historical terms.

Too good against creatures hardcast for more than two mana for unrestricted status. Fair trade but not straight up fair. Maze of Ith's shared unique status among bonus cards is safety valve intent not staple effect reliability but which could create interest in archetype fairness studies and color agnosticism coequal with format template. I.E. it would stay even if Reanimate and Exhume eventually got banned out of the format. It is a bonus card. This gets worse the more mana pips you invest in, even at the sensitivity rate of large-XCC over large-X1C. Therefore, this. This is a rabbit hole but I think a fun one, I would play myself. Too often we forget. How easily we weasel instead of weaselstrike.

Logical consistency pushes this far.

This is a lot but you get good Magic. It is also, to the saltproof attribute, of having a significant similarity to what commander does, if with a totally different WAY of doing it, asking, why not that stuff, in what way though, maybe, for value, maybe a bit more for fun? There are more fair and variant uses for some of those things, though you jammed them together in a planned way, that way is more open to hardcast value, creature value, and overall voltron value. I think you will like.

In the spirit of the question but also hedged in fairness, Desert Island decks=

I think the correct answer is whatever could be the most Old School in terms of variant crazywarps stormjar stoneage draining will shared fate without that equalling a storm combo endgame, or maybe yes but that those cards be way worse/splitcards(new), with lore seeker and conspiracies and commanders and oathbreakers (HARD project, imagine as the exponent but do not include, draw THAT on the sand)

So a desert island means a star trek type of lifespan humanity similarity, so max 200 years, so amount of cards = this times 7 more, 90% of cards similar-ALREADYmade fed through the function of simplest original

"The Deck/Dolan/EDHcombo/"glitterwish" by color weight" versus "Zoo/RecSur/TradewindWish.dec same color weight" Mental magic equivalency

Deck 1

67 cards Moxen, Sol Ring, Black Lotus (GOLD borders) (OR without them) Mind Stone/Sunset Pyramid, Disrupting Scepter/Arcane Encyclopedia; etc type idea 10x Dual lands 5x Allied fetch Singleton, so same possibility for swap

Sideboard 8 ALL different cards from sideboard 2

Deck 2

67 Moxen, Sol Ring, Black Lotus (SILVER borders, tricksyness of default and morphology = code cylinders) Artifact, Equipment @2, ? 10x Dual lands 5x Enemy fetch

Singleton all different from deck 1

Sideboard 8 ALL different cards from sideboard 1

Sideboard draft cross-player possibiliy with DI set slots or swap-slots

You may consider it thus.

To be pushy and to make an example, this absolutely can be done.

Mox Amalgam

0

Artifact

As Mox Amalgam enters the battlefield, you may exile a card in your hand. If you don't, Mox Amalgam enters the battlefield tapped and exerted.

Tap: Add 1 or one mana of any color a permanent you control is or that two or more lands have mana abilities that could produce as the symbol not as description.

Tap: Add one mana of any color if the exiled card is colorless or is an artifact, or one mana of any color that the card is, contains the symbol including hybrid, or that it contains the text.

Mox Simulacra

0

Artifact

As Mox Simulacra would enter the battlefield, choose a color, and you may exile a card in your hand and if you exile an artifact card this way, each opponent scrys 1. If you don't exile a card, exile Mox Simulacra and you may draw a card. If you draw a card, each other player looks at the top two cards of your library, then puts them back in any order.

When Mox Simulacra leaves the battlefield, return the other exiled card to your hand.

Tap: Add one mana of the chosen color. If you control five or more lands or two or more basic lands, you may exile Mox Simulacra.

Lunar Wellspring

1

Artifact

Lunar Wellspring enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap, exert Lunar Wellspring: Add one mana of any color and put a charge counter on Lunar Wellspring. Then if there are two or more on it, you may remove them all search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library and put Lunar Wellspring on top of it.

1, discard Lunar Wellspring: Draw a card, then you may reveal it. If it's a land, scry 2. If it's not, scry 1.

Powercore Drill

2

Artifact

When you cast Powercore Drill, each player puts the top two cards of their library into their graveyard, then may put one of those same cards back on top of it.

Powercore Drill enters the battlefield tapped and exerted.

Tap: Add one mana of any color and Powercore Drill becomes charged.

Tap: Add 2. You may sacrifice Powercore Drill and draw a card. Activate this ability only if Powercore Drill is charged.

Chalice of Wonder

2

Artifact

When you cast Chalice of Wonder, each player looks at the top three cards of their library and puts them back in any order.

Chalice of Wonder enters the battlefield tapped and exerted.

Tap: Add one mana of any color and Chalice of Wonder becomes charged.

Tap: Add two mana of any color or combination of colors. Chalice of Wonder doesn't untap during your next untap step unless you bind two lands you control. Activate this ability if Chalice of Wonder is charged.

However. Storage suitcase style.

It was indeed a good idea from the functional cornucopia point of view. We can do them with Force of Negation's not your turn drawback at those same costs and at the same cost of 5, no other drawbacks or benefits, counters any spell just like original FoW, but add in if it's your first or second turn. This would do the job but be universalized. Excludes your third turn, but that's fair. You could do certain things with one mana hate cards or baubley plays or 1+2+3 sequences, for ZERO, no longer that fair, to fight with mainly two mana cards alongside it then, not quite that all threes would be busted, as the stop sign thereof. All future visionary status can account for those factors. It made sense from the how does the heaviest costed one even get that, I could see how that arose. As they are otherwise. You've got the set right, I don't have to worry. You've got all of the white papers, I mean just imagine that they could have been truly in control with all of the interlock. This is ridiculous. Have a fresh salad and rethink your lives.

But with the wording of, at the end of the paragraph, you may override the turn restrictions of this cost by exiling any one more card from your hand (or skipping your next draw step, having the spell's controller do your choice of gain a turnshield or create a spellbauble, and having the spell's controller fateseal you 1.) It would encourage combo in a bad way slightly more to the storm-eggs direction and can not do that, too.

Spellbauble

Ephemera - Permanent

2, sacrifice Spellbauble: Choose one - Counter target creature spell unless its controller pays 2; or counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays 3. Effects that prevent activated abilities from being activated don't stop Spellbauble's activation from being used.

Turnshield

Ephemera - Turnzone Effect

You can't lose the game this turn and your opponents can't win the game this turn. (This is an effect taking place in the command zone and going out therefrom.)

All of that or have the third card. So, have the third card. There's kind of not much middle ground for combo turns and how that works. You just MUST have that extra card, in hand, not be using it to combo, if it isn't turn 1 or turn 2, simplicity's sake can't include dump your hand, oh well, that's all it can do. So bracketed removal.

So...

Force of Cleansing

2WW

Instant

If it's not your turn, or it's your first or second turn, you may pay 2 life and exile a white card in your hand instead of paying Force of Cleansing's mana cost. You may override the turn restrictions of this cost by exiling any one more card from your hand.

Counter target spell. If it's a creature spell, put that spell into its owner's library fourth from the top instead of the graveyard unless you paid Force of Cleansing's mana cost.

As discussed. Green also 2, Red 3, Black 4 in terms of life. The leading dynamics of it seem to apply. You truly "force" the creature that way. I do LIKE creature ability combo, and that has to make sense as punching idiots like that. Where there is also split the difference, brawling and the coming in with some kind of angle uppercut, but then not, accounting for overall cost. How about that. Very tough. Super good there with the okay, maybe not SUPER good, 4 is a fair cost. There's a lot to do there, kind of actually helps with the full front page post.

The other things can't be done. You can't make 1C Mirage tutors and that does that. There were already the 3CC other Force of Wills at 2 for nonblack and 4 for black, 3 for red and also Blind Eternity. These have some splashiness too but overall are correct. You can't make them to have Vintage exist at all and then not have the occasional blowout. The variance of them can stop a blowout or reinforce a blowout. So you would also have to have just, Mystical Expedition Map at 2 and 2 and then follow along with not printing more tutoring. Which is vulnerable to Null Rod. (And that's good? Or bad?) And this kind of goes on forever. But within some limited scope successful horse drinking water management is possible. For limited ends, with these things, that would be better (Sol Ring and Mana Crypt being amassingly-uphappy-poll-IS-how-bypureevaporationscale being banned, rightfully - where are the 1C, CC creature options here... MANY could be printed and it feels wrong not to go there.) Planeswalkers and what would be SERIOUSLY hand-rubbingly possible to go unto... at four... at five and so on... is constrained. Would like to see them go. This is how grown ups do things. It can be taught.

Magus of Runebright

W

Creature - Human Wizard

2W, tap, sacrifice Magus of Runebright: Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

2/1

Magus of Runefrenzy

G

Creature - Human Wizard

G, tap, sacrifice Magus of Runefrenzy: Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn. Activate this ability only before the combat damage step.

2/1

Magus of Recollection

GG

Creature - Insect Wizard

GG, tap, sacrifice Magus of Recollection: Return up to two target cards from your graveyard to your hand and note their names. At the beginning of the next end step, unless you pay 3, exile from your graveyard all cards with those names and also named Magus of Recollection.

3/4

Magus of Flamerunes

R

Creature - Human Wizard

R, tap, sacrifice Magus of Flamerunes: Magus of Flamerunes deals 3 damage to any target and you scry 2.

1/2

Magus of Runefizzle

U

Creature - Human Wizard

UU, tap, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library, sacrifice Magus of Runefizzle: Counter target spell and you scry 2.

1/2

  • The context makes this necessary, I think

Magus of Darkrunes

B

Creature - Human Wizard

B, tap, sacrifice Magus of Darkrunes: Add BBB.

2/1

Magus of Wildwarp

R

Creature - Human Wizard

1RR, tap, sacrifice Magus of Wildwarp: Take an extra turn after this one. You lose the game at the end of that turn.

2/1

Magus of Deep Vaults

1

Artifact Creature - Wizard

1, tap: Put a charge counter on Magus of Deep Vaults.

Tap, remove any number of charge counters from Magus of Deep Vaults: Add X mana of any one color and scry X, where X is the number of counters removed this way.

3, tap, remove three charge counters from Magus of Deep Vaults: Choose one - Take an extra turn after this one; or shuffle up to three cards in your graveyard into your library, then draw a card; or target player can't draw cards this turn and you tap up to three target permanents.

1/2

**

Get bonuses, get issues, get voted #1. Now we're just showing off. Now we're looking at award season and trophy case. These damn OP clothespeg cards. They only hurt us. Sarcasm filter, ambiguity filter. I dare say. No there's not. There's not way too many of them. And that's even pushing it and getting greedy.

There is a lot to worry about, and a lot to get excited about for Wheel of Time on TV. The ambition/specificity/bookishness does not go quite to the exclusion of massive tracts of Tolkien song that were recited in entirety, but, there are some intros and such, and Jordan describes a lot. (It's great to have it read back on audio on a repeat go-through... I ripped through these books in a mere year). Tom Bombadil wasn't in the films. And this will just have to be hold your peace. There is enough objective correctness of expansive similarity and dissimilarity with Lord of the Rings that, if you had a pulse and these have to be in your top 10, you'll have to get caught up. That story gets very large and expanded for books 7-10, and you might be tempted to skim at that point. The story is unhinged from the requirement to sell and has the attributes of Star Wars bigness possibly even a little bit on purpose. As that was, so that was. Couple of somewhat older people said they had stopped, and I had gotten to book 11. And I just HAD to say... it would be impossible for the subsequence to be inadequate. AND I WAS RESOUNDINGLY CORRECT. NO SPOILERS, BUT EXPLOSIVELY RIDICULOUS. But should not skim too much. Audiobooks will fill it in. I find it amazing, no matter how good something is, someone will look for the angle that shoots at it and they just have to do it. I could do that. There are things where, if it was important, I could jump all up and down with the 'you may think so, but by SO much, NOT'. To its seasonal wreath of you have got to be kidding me, this opinion is just objectively wrong. If you finished, this is just rank jealousy. Nodding and taking it in. Couldn't have written it yourself, huh? Death is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. Spectacular. Sorry for the one detail there. Well why don't you just serve a burning tire for thanksgiving to the homeless. There's a great deal to reckon with.

ZOMG card day. I hear you and you get this kind of stuff.

Silentwind Emptiness

Land

Silentwind Emptiness enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add 1.

When Silentwind Emptiness enters the battlefield, each opponent chooses two cards in their graveyard and exiles the rest.

Swindle Trail

Land

Tap: Add 1.

1, tap, sacrifice Swindle Trail: Tap target land. Draw a card.

Prismatic Frostfield

Land

Play with your hand revealed.

Tap: Add 1.

Tap: Add one mana of any color. Activate this ability only if two or more cards in your hand share a color or you sacrifice Prismatic Frostfield as an additional cost.

1, tap: Tap target permanent. Activate this ability only if there are three or more colors among the cards in your hand.

Endless Fields

Land

Endless Fields enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add W.

1, tap, return Endless Fields to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. You get a landcycle counter. This ability costs 2 more for each landcycle counter you have.

Deeps

Bleaks

Peaks

Woods

Endless Vista

Endless Vista enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add 1.

For each basic land type that you control three lands of that type, Endless Vista has that type.

5, tap, return Endless Vista to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. You get a landcycle counter. This ability costs 2 more for each landcycle counter you have.

Archmagus Bondtower

Land

Archmagus Bondtower enters the battlefield tapped, and if you have a landcycle counter, exerted.

Tap: Add 1.

As long as Archmagus Bondtower is untapped, other lands that aren't Plains, Islands, Swamps, Mountains or Forests have "7, tap: Draw two cards then put this land on top of its owner's library."

5, tap, return Archmagus Bondtower and another land you control to their owners' hands: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. You get a landcycle counter. This ability costs 3 more for each landcycle counter you have.

Moonwallow

Land

Tap: Add 1.

Tap, exile four cards in your graveyard, sacrifice Moonwallow: Exile target player's graveyard.

Moonwell

Land

Tap: Add 1.

X, tap, exile four cards in your graveyard, sacrifice Moonwell: Put up to X target face-up cards that are exiled into their owner's graveyard unless any other player discards three cards, where they're shuffled into their owner's library instead.

Manifestation Plane

Land

Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool.

2, tap, exert Manifestation Plane: Draw a card, then put a card in your hand on top of your library or second from the top. Manifest the top card of your library.

Emergence Plane

Land

Tap: Add 1.

Tap, sacrifice a creature: Reveal a creature card in your hand continuously until the end of your next turn. During your next turn, you may cast that card for X less, where X is your choice of the power, toughness or converted mana cost of the creature you sacrificed this way.

Arbiter's Tower

Land

You can't cast more than one spell each turn unless you pay 2 more for it.

Tap: Add 1.

3, tap, sacrifice Arbiter's Tower: Create a 2/3 colorless artifact creature token that has "Players can't play more than one spell each turn unless they pay 2 more for it."

Kobold Design:

Kobolds of Kher Ridge

R

Creature - Kobold

Swarm (This creature gets +1/+0 during your turn and -1/-0 during other turns, and costs one less mana to cast for each three creatures of the same type you control. This counts colored mana.)

When you cast Kobolds of Kher Ridge during your first turn, you may add R. If you do, it loses Swarm.

1/1

Mm-hm. Well that's fine and dandy. Gonna give a lot of cash to the fellow travelers. Already well established. I just want... to be able to go to a nice house that's not my house in a basement door. Be smart, be stupid, it's your choice. The most goes to the automatic and then there's the prizes, and then there's a more normal amount of money that is a house-panoply. Don't take it unless I can show up. I frown on that. That is cogent. Maybe you need it and maybe you don't. There is, after all Science, TM. Great success. Grunge technicolor explosions. High fiving the entire store.

Here's some fun cards that should prove useful in a similar way. Don't make it weird. Look how weird that would be. Do we not get these magic beans? We get blue angels. You get wing counters. You get rosebud. I don't know maybe you get rosebud... it's a managerial slant to it. Trust your eyes and mind and heart.

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Drowner of Enlightenment U Creature - Cephalid U, tap: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. 1/1

Gyre Dissembler 1U Creature - Vedalken Wizard At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return a permanent you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library, and Gyre Dissembler gains evolve if it doesn't already have it. U, tap: Target player puts the top three cards of their library into their graveyard. 1/4

Eye of the Hurricane 1G Creature - Djinn Wildmadness XG At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return a creature you control to its owner's hand. If you don't, return a land you control to owner's hand and Eye of the Hurricane deals 3 damage to you and loses this ability. When you cast Eye of the Hurricane for its madness cost, it deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of creatures with flying, X damage to target player, and 3 damage to you. If you do so on your first turn, put a -1/-1 counter on it. 4/5

LOL. Well this could be not even explained, I thought. It's just madness that you can use as the ACC trigger by discarding another card. So madness that makes madness less parasitic. This one ridiculous and way over the line. Make beating people to death with 4/5 Djinns great again.

Savage Pyreheart 1R Creature - Wolf 1R: Savage Pyreheart gains undying until end of turn. When Savage Pyreheart attacks, if it has no +1/+1 counter on it, you may put one on it. If you do, it deals 3 damage to you and up to two target creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. 3RR, remove a +1/+1 counter from Savage Pyreheart: Savage Pyreheart deals 5 damage to you and gets +3/+3 until end of turn. 2/1

  • Of course, also.

Supply Dasher 1W Creature - Human Knight First strike When Supply Dasher enters the battlefield, if at least WW was spent to cast it, choose one - Support 2; or Supply Dasher explores. 2/2

  • would be nice, I mean come on. Sectional analysis. But also hard to use. Also like saying "why not print split cards just a hair different".

Lifeweave Wolves 1WW Creature - Wolf Greater undying When Lifeweave Wolves enters the battlefield from your graveyard, you may discard two creature cards. If you do, search your library for two Plains cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. 2/1

Darkmirror Witch 1B Creature - Human Witch Tap, sacrifice two creatures: If a card would be put into another player's graveyard this turn, exile it. Then choose up to two target cards in an opponent's graveyard with total converted mana cost less than or equal to the creatures you sacrificed this way. Cast those cards without paying their mana costs. 2/2

Skeletal Mindraker 1B Creature - Skeleton Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it's the second or greater spell they cast that turn or targets Skeletal Mindraker, they lose 3 life. BB, pay 6 life: Regenerate Skeletal Mindraker. 3/1

Silent Visionary W Creature - Human Cleric At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more creatures, you may pay WW and have creatures you control gain defender until end of turn. If you do, draw a card. When Silent Visionary enters the battlefield or is turned face up, look at the top five cards of your library, then put them back on top of your library in any order, and if it was turned face up, draw a card. Megamorph W 1/3

Trailmarker G Creature - Insect Druid As long as there are six or more cards in your hand or you control six or more lands, Trailmarker gets +2/+0. When Trailmarker deals combat damage to a player, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put it onto the battlefield tapped and the rest into your graveyard. 1/2

Shaman's Fluxweave R Sorcery Each player discards a card. You may have each player draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. Retrace

Yavimaya Broodknitter G Creature - Treefolk Elemental Spirit G, discard a card, tap: Create two 1/1 green Plant Insect creature tokens. 1/1

Sunwind Excoriator 1WW Creature - Spirit Soldier Reflecting Tap three untapped creatures you control: Target creature gets +1/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn. When Sunwind Excoriator dies, add WWW that doesn't go away until end of turn. 3/3

Aegis of Dawn 2WW Creature - Spirit Provoke Flying if you control five or more lands. 1WW, sacrifice Aegis of Dawn: You gain 2 life and scry 2. When Aegis of Dawn dies, add WWWW that can't be spent on spells with converted mana cost 7 or greater that doesn't go away until end of turn. If you cast a creature spell with this mana, it gains your choice of "Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature." or "When this creature dies, exile target permanent." 4/3

  • Of course, and variant #2. But look for some major differentiation, as well. This is the art of it.

Enormous Bloodtick 2BB Creature - Insect Menace, painconvoke Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, unless that player pays 1 before their next draw step, they lose 1 life then. Whenever another creature dies and a player didn't sacrifice it, unless you pay 2 life, each player sacrifices a creature. If it's the second time this ability has resolved this turn you may change its text from "each player" to "target player" immediately after. 4/3

Deftbuilt Ixidral 4 Artifact Creature - Shapeshifter Golem Convoke Discard a card: Creatures you control gain changeling and get +1/+1 until end of turn. Creature cards in your hand have morph 4. 4/3

Astral Beacon 1W Enchantment Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, or your first spell each turn and you cast no spells during your last turncycle, you may exile target permanent. Return it to the battlefield at the beginning of its owner's next end step. Plainscycling W

  • clear, we'll need this.

Astral Energychain 1R Enchantment So sure, the same one... 3. (Three, yes)

One can also do "Every single Spiritcraft trigger" like this. (I.E., not just "deece" like Jori En) One can do a lot of things. It's just how you gonna bean count it. Consequential.

Fateprison Invocation 1W Enchantment Permanents enter the battlefield tapped under each opponent's control. 3WW, sacrifice Fateprison Invocation: The next time a nonland permanent would enter the battlefield under an opponent's control, exile it instead.

Parallax Void 2WW Enchantment Fading 7 Remove a fade counter from Parallax Void: Exile target land until Parallax Void leaves the battlefield. Discard a card: Remove a fade counter from Parallax Void unless its controller discards three. Any player may activate this ability. Cycling WW

(And this is RIDICULOUS, nearly unprintable)

// Cut from set. On file.

Manaforge Observatory 2 Artifact Manaforge Observatory enters the battlefield tapped unless you have target opponent basicsearch. 2, tap, sacrifice Manaforge Observatory: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped and exerted, then shuffle your library. Exile Manaforge Observatory from your graveyard: Each opponent reveals their hand. Activate this ability only if you control seven or more lands.

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Prodigous Harvest 1G Instant You may sacrifice up to two lands. If you do, search your library for up to twice that many basic land cards and put them into play, then reshuffle. If you put four lands into play this way, each opponent draws one card, then may put a land card in their hand into play. Choose now whether to have each player draw four cards at the beginning of your next upkeep.

(Remains, creature removal proof slot in addition to draw 7 you draw 4 and the other, and costs 2/3 which doesn't exist in original slots other than more or less binary-card, good with it too, cost is rough and maybe is even too over the line, some other swap. The U/B 4mana "draw7"miracles are enough here I think, work on that. If anything, something creative, something winner of contest. Still obviously Legacy banned-Vintage restricted, but more reasonable than Trailmarker, much more obvious.)

(Here we get the most original frame / new frame cards ever done.)

This one can just be the original like this. But it couldn't quite be the exact original. Can make it randomly stronger like the version B as well. Also, best I can do. We're talking about inherently Alpha/Urza's Saga effects already so it's pretty wackadoodle. However, DO you Mana Crypt with first access to green wheeltide. I am not so sure you do, though I suggest it. I am sure enough I could say so, but let's say combined with however the instant-speed unbound necrologia effect was. Where does it end up? I think I like these as "one less than that, and go ahead, but opponent explores, original-explores", and thus, five. It's no wheel into amnesia but it's one-sided.

Obviously a lot to think about. The next ones even pretty close. But that pops up how it's "supposed" to pop up like that.

I'm pretty excited for Ravnica. I can see how much impact it will have. Likely have. You got your always draft, and you got your focus, and you got maybe some things will be repeated. As a barometer, even, "can you even do another Ravnica" could be a Magical canary. (Spoiler alert, yes, we could always do more Ravnica - it's just what gets the grease from one day to another). I like the setup of same, just picked one to shift over. Like it, gonna work with it extensively.

I know we're having some issues with Red. There are many overall issues and you're going to have to put it through the system.

Oath Weaver G Creature - Human Shaman At your upkeep, if an opponent controls more creatures than you, you may pay GG. If you do, draw a card. You may cast nonlegendary creature spells altered to base 3/3 for 1GG as themselves or as copies of any nonlegendary creature an opponent has that you don't already have, except with all triggered abilities removed, including reminder text retroactively to main text, activated abilities costing an additional 1GG, and can't have counters placed on them this turn. G, tap: Look at the top three cards of your library, put a creature or land card among them into your hand, and the rest on the bottom randomly. Activate this ability only once. 1/2

So if you had Mother of Runes, then it'd be a decision point. And if you drew too much jank bulk section, things could happen. Only as A or B, not as factory widget though. Only if they cooperate. This adds up to a card. The cantrips just aren't creatures. Weird and if A then B.

Revelation Battlesage 1G Creature - Dryad Shaman Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed. XXXG, tap, sacrifice Revelation Battlesage: Search your library for X plus 1 basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. When you attack with two or more creatures, you may pay GG. If you do, return Revelation Battlesage from your graveyard to your hand. 3/2

Yeah, Green was behind by quite a bit. White and Red were also behind in other ways. They can still win though. A lot of things there are potentially forced and you can make a lot of arguments as to how poor an idea it really might be to say too much all at once about what an idea even is, what an archetype even is, what power level even is in relation to that, and I'm just too aware of it. Let's see what happens. I want the more variable one to work out, even if it is more of a stretch, truly pie in the sky. You know if you insist on Moxes, Black Lotus, and Ancestral Recall. As a parallel goal definitely, that or not that. Cube was always this when I last played frequently before the war and it was correct. So that at 360. Or with the 408 as "creatures". Air punching. Frozen in the air.

Yeah, the Ancient Prophecy was a draw seven and even for 3WW, but, here's your White draw-seven. It's kind of a cheat if you also Armageddon and then you are bottlenecked on any subsequent turn. Let's cost that at 2WW considering Titania's Whimsy and that it doesn't cause pitching, only each draw seven cards. It could also be like Catastrophe and be EVEN better than that; could totally be each pitch three instead of the Armageddon effect. That makes it similar to the Portal power suite Red card of each pitch all, then draw four... at 2RR I suppose. But then I would say that Armageddoning would be a very knobby delayed trigger like Fall of the Thran only for the opponent. Literally not even the next, but then. The latter does not go where its explosive Standard-set analogy says it should. This would probably be best. Then there is a sort of trifecta and not just two outright Armageddons (counting Ravages as "not something I do", and thinking maybe providing the means to look for similarity).

Ancient Prophecy

2WW

Sorcery

Choose one - Each player discards four cards, then draws seven cards, then discards three cards; or destroy all lands and each other player draws a card and you scry 2 then draw two cards, and at the beginning of each other player's upkeep of the turn that is after their next turn, they return two lands from their graveyard to the battlefield.

(This makes sense as a direct mirror image. The cards aren't all gone, on either end, but the effect is the same unless you have a hand size mechanic in play, which seems like a thing, a take on how the image of impulsive draw has its equal. The Red card could be called Rekindling Chaos. And then to go with that...a similar help. It could be Timetwister for free if you draw and reveal it as your last card in library, with a random discard of three afterwards. Definitely some lines with this. You would word this as not optional...would be nice but doesn't work.)

Rekindling Chaos

2RR

Sorcery

As the primary effect, each player discards their hand, then draws four cards.

If you draw Rekindling Chaos as the last card in your library, you may reveal it and cast it without paying its mana cost with the alternate effect of each player shuffles their hand, graveyard and library into their library, then drawing seven cards, then discarding three cards at random, then exiling Rekindling Chaos.

.... Things like this are fruitful. What do you do for this specific setting? And it even has to work like that.

Empyrial Regency

1WW

Enchantment

As Empyrial Regency enters the battlefield, you choose monarchy or remembrance.

If a card would be put into your graveyard, it's put on the bottom of your library instead.

When Empyrial Regency comes into play, if you chose monarchy, scry 4, gain 3 life, you can't be attacked until your next turn, and you may become the monarch.

If you chose remembrance, you may play nonland cards from your graveyard and can cast no more than one spell with converted mana cost 2 or greater each turn and no more than two with converted mana cost 1 or less.

Argivian Courierscroll

2

Artifact

As Argivian Courierscroll enters the battlefield, you may reveal your hand, then put the top two cards of your library into your hand then put two cards in your hand on top of your library in any order, and have each other player scry 3. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

2, tap, sacrifice Argivian Courierscroll: Draw two cards, then each player scrys 1.

Runeseal of Arcana

2

Artifact

Runeseal of Arcana costs 3 more for each time you've cast a spell with the same name.

2, tap, shuffle Runeseal of Arcana into your library: Counter target spell you don't control. Its controller draws two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep and you draw one.

  • remains theme and incongruous title, but card simpler better

Mystic Diadem

2

Artifact

2, tap, sacrifice Mystic Diadem: Search your library for an instant, sorcery or legendary card, reveal it, shuffle the rest of your library and put that card on top of it, unless it was legendary, where it's put into your hand instead.

1, tap, sacrifice Mystic Diadem: Draw four cards, then shuffle three cards in your hand into your library. You may reveal four nonland cards in your hand with different converted mana costs. If you do, draw a card.

  • same

Aether Inscriptor

1

Artifact

Tap: Draw a card, then exile another target permanent you own.

When there are three or more cards exiled with Aether Inscriptor or it leaves the battlefield, shuffle those cards into your library.

Flux Gate

0

Artifact

X, tap: Return target nonland permanent with converted mana cost X to its owner's hand. If you don't own it, discard a card and if you can't, sacrifice Flux Gate and draw a card. If you own it, draw a card if there are three or fewer charge counters on Flux Gate, then put one on it.

Planar Expulsor

3

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on Planar Expulsor.

When there are four or more charge counters on Planar Expulsor, sacrifice it and destroy all nonland permanents. 2 or exile two cards in your hand: Put a charge counter on Planar Expulsor.

Silentshard of Many Worlds

2

Artifact

When Silentshard of Many Worlds comes into play, draw a card, and unless you pay 1, tap and exert it.

2, tap, sacrifice this: Until end of turn, your opponents can't cast instant, sorcery, artifact, enchantment, and/or legendary spells. They may override the legendary, artifact, and/or enchantment restriction by paying an additional 2, and/or 1 and sacrifice a permanent for artifacts, each time. Counter all non-copy spells or abilities you don't control unless their controller pays 1 or puts a card in hand on the bottom of their library for each of them.

1, tap: Shuffle this, another permanent you control, and two cards in hand into your library. If you do all, each opponent chooses a permanent they control, nonland if possible, it gains vanishing and they put seven time counters on it and if you control seven or more lands, create a token copy of any permanent you control except it loses legendary.

Good stuff @ riptidelab.com. For custom cube cards specifically in priority order over the general ideas. Use these. If Conspiracy can print Monarch and there's Baleful Strix, then this is all totally fine. Yes > No, easy pick. Con't: Take for instance, pointed out here as a conceptual shortcut: The custom, re-arranged color pie for so many different cubes. If you break these down to their separate sets of one-drop hybrid creatures, you get a WUBRG system of balance. And yet it is unbalanced in terms of the breakdown. This could go a lot of different ways. When zoomed in, they are supposed to make sense in a vacuum, and this gets filled in, clearly there will be some more coming up. Even just layering two different ones on top of each other gives total balance and total asymmetry. Effects/colors will line up in different ways that could survive being shaken like a Christmas snowglobe even if not exact. Guildmages are cool too, and 1c/d is also cool, but just from a coolness perspective, a goals perspective, getting the one-drops done has to be a priority. It's a chicken and egg problem, too. And we have to live with the results.

Gracewing

u/w

Creature - Faerie Noble

Flying

u/w: Gracewing gets +1/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Gracewing gets +1/+0 if an opponent controls two or more tapped creatures and/or five or more tapped lands.

Put two cards in your hand on top of your library: Target creature gets +0/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.

3u/w, tap: Tap target creature. This ability costs 2 less to activate the first time you activate it.

1/2

Wildroil Efreet

r/g

Creature - Elemental Efreet

Wildroil Efreet can't block alone unless you have it deal 3 damage to you.

Pay 1 life, sacrifice a land: Count the number of +1/+0 counters on Wildroil Efreet, then exile it, then return it to the battlefield with that many plus 1 on it.

1r/g: Wildroil Efreet gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.

Sacrifice Wildroil Efreet: Change the targets of target spell or ability. Activate this ability only if Wildroil Efreet's power is 4 or greater.

2/1

Disciple of Windwoe

u/b

Creature - Bird Horror Wizard

Flying

Tap: Scry 1.

Discard a card: Disciple of Windwoe gains deathtouch and gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sacrifice a creature: Target player loses 1 life and scrys 1.

1/2

Eternal Exemplar

w/b

Creature - Zombie Cleric Warrior

If Eternal Exemplar or a creature an opponent controls dies, it's put on top of its controller's library unless its owner put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard, and if Eternal Exemplar would be put back this way, you lose 3 life and an opponent may exile a card in their hand to exile it instead.

1w/b, tap: Put the top card of target player's library into their graveyard. They gain 3 life and you lose 1 life.

2/1

Silverburst Moonstrider

u/r

Creature - Moonfolk Wizard

Flash

When you cast Silverburst Moonstrider, unless you sacrifice a permanent, lands you control don't untap during your next untap step. Then unless you pay 4 life, lands enter the battlefield tapped and exerted during that same turn.

Flying if you control four or more lands.

2, return two lands you control to their owners' hands: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. If you don't control it, this deals 5 damage to you.

Pay 3 life, sacrifice Silverburst Moonstrider: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays 1. Activate this ability only if this didn't come into play this turn.

2/1

Marshsquelcher Ouphe

u/g

Creature - Ouphe

As a replacement effect, you can't untap more than two lands during your untap step unless you tap and exert an already untapped creature you control to do so, which also doesn't untap during this untap step.

Pay 3 life, sacrifice Marshsquelcher Ouphe: Whenever target opponent casts a spell this turn, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life. Unless they tap and exert all lands they control, draw a card.

Sacrifice three lands: Counter target activated or triggered ability of a nonland source.

2u/g, tap: Tap target land. You gain 1 life. This ability costs 2 less to activate the first time you activate it.

2/1

Chronoprism Javelineers

X1

Artifact Creature - Soulshard Soldier

Sunburst

2 or exile a card in self hand with seven time counters on it and that card gains suspend and loses hexproof, protection, indestructible and uncounterable and so does each other player but optionally: This gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Put it into your library fifth from the top at the next end step. Each player other than you who didn't exile a card to the cost of this ability while that mode was actually used searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, reshuffles, then discards a card. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Tap, remove X +1/+1 counters from this: Put that many +1/+1 or -1/-1 counters on another target creature. Activate this ability only during your upkeep unless you pay 2 more.

0/1

Lifewill Chronicler

w/g

Creature - Kor Cleric

You may choose not to untap Lifewill Chronicler during your untap step. Whenever you do so, scry 1 then put a grace counter on it.

Remove three grace counters from Lifewill Chronicler: Put a +1/+1 counter on any creature, look at the top four cards of your library, put one of them into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

w/g, tap: Target creature gets +1/+1 as long as Lifewill Chronicler remains tapped. When that creature dies and then this is still continuously tapped, you may sacrifice this and put the top five cards of your library into your graveyard to return that other creature to play.

2/1

Swiftrazor Eyegouger

r/b

Creature - Horror

Haste if you control three or more lands.

When Swiftrazor Eyegouger enters the battlefield, you may have each player reveal their hand until they play two more lands. If you do, it deals 4 damage to you.

Sacrifice a creature: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature unless its controller discards a nonland card or two lands. Activate this ability only once each turn. You lose 5 life if you sacrificed Swiftrazor Eyegouger this way.

2/1

Sap Drinker

b/g

Creature - Faerie Insect Worm

Sap Drinker can't block unless you pay b/g at the beginning of combat or have it deal 5 damage to you.

Lifelink if you control five or more lands.

2b/g, put a -1/-1 counter on Sap Drinker: Regenerate target creature. If it's regenerated this way, you lose 4 life.

2/2

Intrepid Mountaineer

r/w

Creature - Human Soldier Berserker

If a +1/+1 counter would be put onto Intrepid Mountaineer and it already has two or more on it, instead you gain 2 life and each other player scrys 1.

1w/r, tap: Target creature with power 4 or less gains menace until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are two or more +1/+1 counters on Intrepid Mountaineer, and you control five or fewer creatures, create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token.

Outlast 2r/w

2/1

Planecraft Chimes

2

Artifact

When Planecraft Chimes comes into play, exile up to three other target permanents, then return them to play at the next end step.

At your upkeep, you may choose target nonland permanent you don't control. If you do, put Planecraft Chimes and that permanent into their owners' libraries, the other third from the top and Planecraft Chimes seventh and the next spell you cast optionally costs 2 or "discard a card or sacrifice a permanent" more or is countered as it would resolve.

7, tap, sacrifice Planecraft Chimes: Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the amount the player who controls the least controls plus 1, then sacrifices the rest. This ability costs 1 less to activate for each card you discard as you activate it.

Aurora Weaver

1

Artifact

3, tap: Search your library for a basic land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. This ability costs 1 less the first time you activate it.

Tap: Put target creature you control into its owner's library seventh from the top.

Compass of Farglory

2

Artifact

Exalted

Whenever one or more creatures you control attack or Compass of Farglory is put into a graveyard from the battlefield while you control two or more creatures, create a Timecrystal token with "Tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1."

When Compass of Farglory enters the battlefield, draw two cards, then discard a card.

At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, search your library for a basic land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

It feels like it is. All kinds of interplay there. This one is special. Overall, if you had to say one sentence, it would be, well, in the long run that's a stupid way of doing business and the new school will just do a crazy walljumpflip all over it. We would do all or most of the most obvious things you could think of, that could literally just be, here's why this and so on, this is the value town proposition thereof, that keep the whole system going and was there any reason that that couldn't happen, there was not, just be reasonable, just have a calm heart kind of day and life, stop having a don't even like saturday morning cartoons life.

Wizards Poker:

Highest Royal Flush: Royal Flush On the Board, and a hole card pair, same bonus

Royal Flush: Winning with an outright Royal flush gives card changing on the next hand like in draw poker until you either fold or lose a hand at showdown; everyone folding to you lets you keep it. (So, SOME limit to players at table)

Imperial Sevenbomb - Straight Flush on the Board with hole card pair

Super Straight Flush = you have it since the flop

Straight Flush

Four of a kind

Tenfold Royalty: Any two Aces, or two Tens, or Ace-Ten, with KJQ all of the SAME suit or all DIFFERENT suits (Includes one particular Diamond Jubilee which is upgraded to this)

Diamond Jubilee: AA, KK, QQ, or JJ with a three card straight flush exactly lower than OR equal to the given pair at the top card thereof of the straight

Full house

Flush

Straight-Cap - board straight with hole card pair

Super Straight - You have it since the flop

Power Straight - You have it as part of your hand

Foursquare: Four card straight flush

High Boardwalk: A four card straight of all four different suits, with one of the cards paired

Boardwalk: A four card straight of all four different suits

Board Straight - if you have nothing better and this is the board, this is your hand

High Jubilee: Any quality pair with a three card straight that is all of the same color exactly lower than the pair, with the wraparound

Low Jubilee: Any quality pair with a three card straight that is all of the same color exactly higher than the pair, with the wraparound between 2 and high A / low A and K

Three of a kind

Two pair

Pair

Double-High Wash: You have both a double-high and a wash, but you have it as a constituent of your hand; your hole cards are the same color

Double-High: Both hole cards higher than the flop.

Three-Knuckles: 3-card straight flush

Double-Low Wash: Same; you have both double-low and a wash, both hole cards lower than the flop, same as double-high wash, and the color that made it is both the ones you have.

Wash: Five cards of the same color.

Double-Low; no hole cards equal to or higher than the board at the flop, lowball kicker based on cards in hand

High Card

I didn't see that, but that's clear, that's a once-removed contingency that cleans it up. That makes it sufficiently interesting. And you can play the exact bullet point small bet game. Or you can hammer play it as last update. You can call in a similar way, because your decent calling hand is still ahead, hitting pairs is real enough for that.

We can make that a lot better. Lots of prestige. That's easily equal and you got lots of free value. For a list that has that much on it, the two steps of logic make it not that hard to remember.

Four Trumps, or Queen of Hearts (helps with the titles)

Bugger Bridge except with automatic second order trump that doesn't count as trump for following trump suit or sucking it out as the lead, where A, K and Q of Spades are the trumps worth less than J of trump respectively. The extra trumps don't work as trump unless you are void in the suit that was led, including conventional trump suit lead, you have to play a different one if you have it, and can dump a worse card if you still want to use it to win with. But also, they aren't optional to announce as being that if it happens. The other trumps are the ROTATING suits of the 2s and 3s that are even lower than the 2 of trump. Rotation starts at, with hearts as trump, clubs then diamonds, with the diamonds beating the clubs, with lined up congruency of suit. So in descending order, 2 of hearts, 3 of diamonds, 2 of diamonds, 3 of clubs, 2 of clubs. And yes, this is sequence wise later sequence beats earlier sequence, but it depends how you count it to call it confused. Does not count as lead trump, counts as suit. Is not trump if led. Same with, Ace, King and Queen of Spades. Ace, King and Queen of Spades does not rotate while 2 and 3 does. Instead of no trump, round is no cards other than 4s are trump, and the order of how good they are from worst to best is clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades. And they work the same, they aren't a trump if they are led, they just cause normal follow suit play. When Spades are trump, if not led and forced out of hand, the ace, king and queen can be played to lose rather than to win, as having ranks of 10, 9 or 8 respectively. They only win those hands if exactly against the 10, 9 or 8. You just shorthand this as play the ace as the 10 etcetera that's not hard. Rotation of trumps and 2 and 3 starting on Hearts, Spades, Clubs, Diamonds, No Trump other than the exact sequence of fours, and cycles. So each suit is a different thing, the game is slightly different.

When hearts are trump: The king and ace of hearts are worse than the 2 of hearts if played on the last round of play, though still trumps, in preserved descending power order. The queen of hearts beats all other cards, but only when it is led. Except on round 1 of play, where it beats only the king rather than also the ace of hearts. If this happens, it is neutralization rather than either player winning, going to the bottom of the deck, though the lead goes to the ace player. This can cause all players to make bid.

When clubs are trump: The queen of clubs can be led as being worse than the 2 of clubs but still a club and also worse than the other 2s and 3s when led, if you want it to. Playing it like this causes each opponent to reveal one card of their choice from their hand until end of round. Leading the queen of clubs, as strong or as weak, allows you to distribute the lead of the next hand to any player, including yourself.

When diamonds are trump: The queen of diamonds can be led as the minor king of any non-trump suit, having a rank of less than king greater than queen of suit.

20 megarounds of play starting with cards in hand: 7, 7, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4, 4, 5(random trump at exact gameplay point, but sequence intact, but 50/50 chance of sequence intact.), 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 6, 7, 5(random trump at exact gameplay point, but 50/50 chance of sequence intact), 7, 7(random trump at exact gameplay point, 25% chance of sequence intact), 7(random trump at exact gameplay point, NO chance of sequence intact). But these have the same sequence logic. So there's no plan ahead for purely conservative trump sequences. They could be no trump or they could be hearts, or they could be spades. All are different. How about that. There could be different start points in terms of suit and maybe megaround #2 and #5 (Official randomized rules with fourfold random - Player chosen for the lead can overrule the additional randomizations by surrendering the lead to any other player. If they don't, 50/50 for any randomness, THEN initial order or random order 50/50, include #2 and #5 at all 50/50, THEN 50/50 to include 50% weightedness of sequence rather than total randomness in #2 and #5) totally random with sequence preservation but meant to be more learnable at depth without being house ruled. So adds a lot but could get into it quickly as spades get hit as an initial gameplay learner acceleration part.

The whole spades and 2s and 3s part could also be taken out and only have the sequence with the other rules of the queens, with the Queen of Spades being when spades are trump, the Queen can play, lead or follow lead, by contrast to queen of diamonds, as the minor Jack of any suit, including spades.

That's a process. Hard to see what else you might do. But easily I like that better and could get lots of full rounds of that in one go.

That's cool.

So that should be pretty balanced. That was played with rotating trump when I played it but there was no purpose to it. So through all of that landing on this game. Could be with large print and be good that way. That's the kind of thing I like. It should be clear and if it's not it's so close I can't even see where the rules aren't clearly explained and it could get done.

Axis & Allies Iron Blitz II

(Strategic Air Mobilization Edition)

2nd/3rd Edition rules selectors

No East-West Canada

No one Panama Sea Zone

Further interlocks:

Aerial retreat ON

But also, no naval occupation build stoppage (But combat is auto-gate; aircraft are "too slow" to also join.) Creates an additional combat phase during the placement phase of that turn that has no retreat options for the newly placed submarines OR occupying submarines, if any hostile zone sharing would be created by the placement. There is no retreat whatsoever possible from naval occupation breaker combat. This is quite a bit but it doesn't put random blockade spots on the map. Since that was added, but there are way fewer squares, you get the full everything hopefully here but very quickly.

Aircraft can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers (ONLY including build at same time fighters on aircraft carrier if this rule is used. Not using the rule doesn't include them in combat and they have to have a different placement. Furthermore, their landing is kamikaze prerequisite style onto exact number of best possible rolls carriers were they lose their extra three moves. NO such thing as low luck dice for Iron Blitz II. So you could but maybe not the best.) By declaring antinaval airstrike in precombat which means NO aircraft can move except during special step that turn.

Other ships can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers by declaring antinaval seastrike in precombat which means NO ships can move except during special step that turn. Aircraft carriers can't use this unless empty without using the full antinaval strike, whether built or new. So that's an exception. This includes loading/unloading troops from transports and subsequent similarity. It also includes all noncombat movement of ships. This all simulates the use of fuel and the disadvantage incurred.

Other ships and aircraft can be used to attack occupied sea zone along with build that turn occupation breakers (ONLY including build at same time fighters on aircraft carrier if this rule is used.) By declaring full antinaval strike in precombat which means NO aircraft or ships can move except during special step that turn. They can only attack the directly occupied zones that are building. There are no sequences of go through one other combat square first, noncombat is fine blitz. If that, then that's the whole part of the reason that's even worthwhile. Something to separate the stacks. Original had it but is crazy good, so works out.

USSR Restricted

New Factory territories build 1 more unit than territory value by IPCs, but only on map 1 (Classic).

Special D-Day / VJ-Day Joint Strike. Skipping the British combat step to the American turn. Joint Strike costs 37 IPCs, paid on the British turn, divided as follows, 10 base cost each, or 20 to one, and an extra 17 fully to one of the two. Can be used twice during the entire game. Targets up to two land territories and the exact disambiguation naval combats preceding them, similarly not including other clearing actions like with breaking naval occupation. Territories captured by the Joint Attackers, whether fully occupying survivalists are one or the other, can be divided as chosen in any allocation between them. (Since you can't go nuclear, this was part of more than just a bit hypothetical outcomes.) This also skips British cash-out phase to the end of the American turn, except for 7, so cashout is total minus 7.

Paratroop units on.

Maximum IPCs are not plundered if any paratroop units are used to capture a Capital, only 7.

ALL plundering of IPCs from Official Board Capitals cannot remove all, but must leave 5 plus territory value of next held factory plus 2 if available, and if not available, most valuable nonfactory territory. Capture of Capital creates necessity of declaration of an Emergency Capital in any still held territory, creating a territory of marker of own marker on own territory. Plunder the Official Board Capital for the first time (NOT recapture by correct alliance/real owner) is a flat fee windfall of 5 from the bank/aether on top of this. Which makes sense in the context of what happens after and is possible step 1 of it. There is some kind of whole other game possible there.

Purchase tax of 2 (not PER unit but IN TOTAL) applies while the Capital is captured, players can still produce, and restoring a Capital allows 3 units in it that turn as opposed to only next turn and gets rid of the Emergency Capital. Emergency Capital is an unbombable factory if there is no factory there, thus including failure to retake capital but use of purchase preceding it. Tax is paid to "bank/aether", which bank/aether also pays out plunder of 2 IPCs to each member of opposing alliance with 2 more to negotiate or roll for by half or thirds. Plunder of ALL is paid to enemy alliance conqueror of NEXT factory or Emergency Capital. (Ruthless backstabbing/chaos mechanics/black markets/actual possible end of war continuance of war historicity). And this works repeatedly. Losing the Emergency Capital just creates another one to be plundered by whoever kills that square, though only the first divergence/convergence counts the Factory possibility. The subsequent only count the Emergency Capital, with the one still causing the shift if not moving the square. Unless the whole thing happens again - that the board capital was restored and then lost again. Per cycle. You know. Just in case. Take that, idiotic alarm clock. Now fight. Fight to the death! Fight for your audience's love!

This is still a victory condition that turns on immediately at end of turn and still pretty much wins you the game just not in exact clockwork; that's slightly less interesting and realistic, history might have repeated itself and still ended up as invader's loss.

Always on AA for flyby, but is air raid warning odds of d10 roll of 1 to hit

Multiple AA work, but limit is 2 to actually shoot, and in actual nonstrategic combat, second AA hits rolls up to a maximum of three times. So it's more like you'd move it. (Applies to flyby also)

Against multiple AA in strategic bombing only, bomber rolls of 1 destroy the extra AA (NOT ever the base AA, even if they massively hit, and only out of those actually shooting, so their implementation is automatic in that case but still reasonably clumpable.)

From map A to map B, all unit rules transfer and map rules same. Whole point is different neutral country rules massively different, neutral country not official option to swap between. So these would both have their fans.

Infantry: 2/3 Cost: 3

Marine/Special Paratrooper: 3/2 Cost: 4 (Less ammo/more training/has grenades.idea)

Artillery: 2/3/1 Cost: 4 raises attack (NOT defense) value of accompanying infantry/mech.inf/marine to 3/3/4 interchangeably exactly 1-to-1 per round, inherently marine when available. Can retreat from combat on either attack or defense as a surviving unit before firing again after any round, individually to any available square. Full mobility not special worsened rules for 1/2 for 3 infantry. Artillery first round attack roll is 3 rather than 2. (relevance of mobility rule increased therefore.) Can be paradropped but not directly into combat at a same rate of 1 (This part unique, the latter all harmonized to World at War Iron Blitz transport capacities.)

Mech. Inf: 2/3/2 Cost: 4; same paradrop capability as artillery, only peaceful. Eastern Front/emergency disengagementx2 buff to variety. THREE for 11 IPCs any amount of times lump sum. TWO for seven FIRST type sheet marker.

Tank: 4/4 Cost: 5

A&A Revised Transport: 1/1 Cost: 7 FIRST TWO: 5

Submarine: 3/2 Cost: 5

Submarine first strike is only invoked as a rule when it is the only attacking type of unit used and is not breaking a naval occupation. When so done, defending submarines also have first strike, but all defending units on the field can be chosen as casualties. It remains redundant if they face off one against another except that to initiate is strong. And it remains coherent as an attack profile and collective defense profile. I think I actually meant this but wrote it out wrong. First strike attacks roll at -1 (so more similar, attacker only, defense made equal rolling also at 2) during that round. Better targeting from increased surface contact afterwards. This would at least adjust what happens when sub attacks 2+ bare transports (a key adjustment I would say; rather alarmingly bad for sub before). But I also like transport not being defenseless. Getting rid of that was a downgrade. I like the fleets of bare transports as a deep strategic element and the threat and counterthreat of aircraft against them.

Submerge works as well as withdraw, but does NOT work if there's remaining even a lowly opposing transport as the victory over the square, means unit is dead (same idea as disambiguation naval occupation)

Submarine casualty to air and also hit air (this is more accurate, they did and could)

Convoy: 2/4/2 Sea Transport, 2 A&A Revised Transports in 1 unit Cost: 17

Destroyer: 3/3: Cost: 7; destroyer rolls during defense first strike round with submarines at a value of 1, FIRST TWO: 5

AA Destroyer: 3/4 FIRST THREE: 7 Cost: 9 same anti-sub capability, targeted flyby 1 in 10 AA gun fire incoming precombat but 1 to 1 (both flyby target 1 instead of all and standard combat 1 round of weak target fire)

Cruiser: 4/4 Cost: 9, shore bombard of 1 or less unequivocal hit also with 2 or less additional roll of 2 or less unequivocal hit exactly 3 stuns 1 defender choice unit for 1st round, can transport 1 infantry/marine (infantry/marine only), but moves only 1 square when loaded thus (infantry hopping is magical but this shows it even more clearly)

Carrier: 3/4 Cost: 13 (simultaneous fighter build placement possible as in post-revised. And also jump onto as old ones at exact build point of the carrier even though this is an extra move.)

Battleship: 4/4 Cost: 17, FIRST FOUR*: 15 Can carry 1 land unit (no weight movement restriction)

Okay, like this. I wanted to push hard in the tactical direction of shipbuilding being more possible, but these are as low as they can go. With submarine rules ironed out, hopefully it still is. That's a good soak unit that can do something also. I should have gone for that first, it would have made it easier. So yeah. That could go on forever, so the design rule HAS to be, at least here, strategic components that could ever even remotely deal with most cowardly war elements of all, even if rangestrike since gunpowder. To go really deep on those, those can be costed like that. *On account of multiple theaters/rule sets.

Number of battleship/cruiser bombardments are capped at the IPC value of the territory being hit, plus 1, but can't go below 4. (As strategic bombing is supposed to also be in terms of IPCs, but neither TripleA nor the 1998 game do this. Let the maximum bombing value be territory plus 2 since strategic bombing can incur coward's losses and battleships can't, so that's only plus 1. Simulates uselessly hitting the same thing twice after it's darn well a crater.)

So altogether like that with both rule sets of how many hits it takes. But this makes include all new units default option #1 in Classic rather than neutral option, but that's all right. Creates additional conceptual bombardment noncombat strategy interlock for cost structure, in combination by necessity. On map two, Battleship two hits default, but option gated also. NOT so for any other house rule idea, but for this along with Factories on that map. However chosen, no formality to randomization itself. Kind of maybe don't want these randomizations but they are nice too. You have to get into some minutiae but the idea behind it is clear, lots of stuff combined in one game. Use all of the units with the differences between the maps and their starting setup. That seems complete after examining rules in full detail, those have to be in the game more by default or the design gets hard.

Fighter: 4/4 Cost: 8 FIRST TWO: Cost 7 (STRONG, but also, more balanced: defendablex3/x2)

Bomber: 4/3 Cost: 11 FIRST: Cost 8 SECOND: Cost 9 THIRD: 10 Paratrooper/etc. carrying range is nerfed from 6 to 5. (There are 4 possible uses for this, so is needed. Other standard range unaffected.)

AA: 0/1(ground/postAAdefenserollstillhitair)/1 Cost 5 FIRST: Costs 3, SECOND: Costs 4 All can be placed concurrently with Industry. Latter two can be thus. Territory marker has greyed out same icon on flipside to do this part and maybe others. If it's already this much. So grey, topside, grey to count the first. Now separate pools of own color AA as in subsequent editions. Is equal to transport uselessness except takes its place. Is a crap machine gun useful like that too. So original/split difference but not capturable and can be a casualty. Would have to be rebuilt. Special EOT build capability at captured industry complex if money still available like with build your own new one. Map 1 placements identical for this except barely different now, same unit different color/allegiance factors.

Industry: Cost 11 FIRST: Cost 9. Industry has air raid warning defense against strategic bombing against exactly itself of crappy flak that is enough to throw off course but not kill and is roll a d10 for a 1, 2 or 3 and if it's a success PER bomber, bombing does only 1, 2 or 3 damage per hit (so there's include a d10) Good because there was a good chance of only 1, 2 or 3 damage anyway, but less extremely annoying that that could be stolen (SAME rather than later edition) (STACKS with AA fire but occurs after). 2 or 3 doesn't buff the lower rolls up to their value, used only if 4, 5 or 6 is rolled.

Bunker from World at War: Cost 9 First turn tax of 3 Territory must be occupied to build unless tax of 2 is paid. Any will count, but not sea adjacency. Occupation tax can be at point of build.

Emergency bunker network: Build only in Capital or Emergency capital territory that is since start of turn, but Emergency Capital costs 2 more. Same 1 per territory NOT shared with conventional bunker. Counts as an AA gun which falso goes past the limit of 2 AA guns to three. Counts as the base AA for purposes of possible destruction of basic AA, IF extras actually shoot where all standard units are subject to it instead of only 1. Cost: 12, 0/3, HP: 4, FIRST TWO round combat salvo of 5 instead of 3 (This could be other things but only like about here is it not silly and actually appropriately additive and historically what-if spectrum, adding defense roll of 5 to the game, repeated resiliency of fully 4 HP compared to infantry defense that are non-capped in Classic/Revised and should be (works in both ways with Revised cap). The one leads to the other, and is right it seems. Unlike conventional bunker, repair Emergency bunker damage is marked like damage to factory that is just straight up economy damage here, and costs 2 to restore each point, still a discount if there's only one thing left to do; it's way underground and using extensive intelligence munitions emergency resort to deliver blasts that powerful, if it took any unrestored damage at all since the start of the turn (not just immediately) that is now 4 instead of 5. It has to be pay to repair, otherwise it's a nuts capability for post-D-day scenarios along with zero payment regenerator conventional bunker.) If it so happens that you end up with two or more, you end up with two or more and can maintain them all.

Airfield and Harbor from Global 1940 costing 13 and 17 respectively, and harbor gives continuous combat defense roll of 5 when square is naval attacked, immune to bombardment. If otherwise empty of your empty units, this works once. And if also has military base, all ships available except carriers. (OTHER main). Not available on map #1.

So include this many bracketed randomizations but everything still initial setup restrictions breed creativity inclusive.

Formal removal of weapons development. Really that's what you want, and just do away with the squares on top of the map. Could be squashed together as one idea with randomization, which simulates worse but plays better maybe. Include phase for house rules/inbox type.

Fighters also count as anti-strategic bombing aircraft as follows: Instead of hitting ALL attack aircraft, commit to 1 Bomber each. Instead of HIT, intercept on 1, then 1 further roll of 3 or less for a hit. A hit of 3 instead of 2 or 1 only deflects the bomber, damaging it instead of killing it, negating its bombing run. So this is pretty bad, but it's something that makes sense. If involved in paratroop attack, must decide whether commited to 4-defense or shoot down incoming troops/aircraft. And this is also choose between them, sufficiently realistic, shooting your own aircraft with flak would be megabad morale.

Only way to prevent permanent loss of 3 initial income and also create dual optional semiforced mobilization between Russia/Karelia. Also only way to have it be less crazy swingy, from unwinnable one way to undefendable for Karelia-Russia collapse squares of infantry dwindling versus pretty much even more tanks. Also more defendable/not play out the same each time for native Russian aircraft, if used and when, of interest. Decision whether to commit to strafing combat, realism. Pretty much only those.

2004 Re-Revised Map included. All territories identical geographically. Rules could be mishmash, could be hybridized to be the victory cities, or be the plundering of the Capitals with the total victory.

Final unit statistic revisions to addendum functionality.

For use with same rules/values for the units, and with same initial setup similarity:

Only just barely different. Japan starts with 3 extra infantry and one extra Transport in Okinawa, and 2 extra infantry on Borneo.

Germany starts with 3 extra infantry in Western Europe, 1 more in Germany and also 2 extra in Southern Europe, and an extra Transport in Baltic Sea.

Soviets have 2 extra infantry in Novosibirsk and 1 extra in Karelia, and also 1 extra Tank in Karelia.

Americans have 2 extra infantry in Central United States.

British have two extra Infantry in United Kingdom, an extra Fighter in United Kingdom and an extra Fighter in Western Canada.

Just so that you don't have to build and then move them momentum wise and builds are not forced. It is overall best to slightly diverge there, to make the whole has to exist factory but is strategically megadifficult if it can't be destroyed which also should be the rule better.

Karelia worth 3

Novosibirsk worth 4

Evenki National Okrug worth 2

Yakut S.S.R. worth 4

Soviet Far East worth 2

Buryatia S.S.R. worth 2

Caucasus worth 5

Germany worth 11

Western Europe worth 8

Algeria worth 2

Libya worth 3

Belorussia worth 4

West Russia worth 3

Ukraine S.S.R worth 5

United Kingdom worth 10

Western Canada worth 3

Eastern Canada worth 4

Anglo-Egypt worth 3

Union of South Africa worth 3

French West Africa worth 2

Australia worth 3

New Zealand worth 2

Transjordan worth 2

Persia worth 2

India worth 4

Manchuria worth 4

Kwangtung worth 4

French Indochina worth 4

Philippine Islands worth 5

Okinawa worth 2

New Guinea worth 2

Greenland worth 2

Mexico worth 3

Brazil worth 4

Alaska worth 3

Sinkiang worth 4

Hawaiian Islands worth 2

Also enjoyed and was kind of better, but pretty much worse for this new option. A way to include would be good, though, still. Idea is takes less time but is deep thought incalculable still ultimately. But take longer also could be a fun time. Unbalanced/mistake unfriendly in other direction towards Axis, unless perfect/boring moves are made (the moves you HAVE to make, in Classic, are both clearer and could A-B-C). If tactical-strategic divergence accounted for, even more prescribed mapwise. Very few things possible. Could alter factories too but all done here with territory value instead. It's not just the factory, it's the inherently repetitive emergency factory nukage of the square value itself unbalanced to others, and the risk of the factory and the jump-up/relinquishing thereof of income and consideration/threat/weighing of value that makes many of the 1-value territories now 2, particularly French West Africa, you have no reason to go that direction, and that is also not forced immediately at all. This version to have randomization function of Factory cost bonus structure being the original 15 with first as 13 in addition to the normal base game. This MAP, of the two maps, that is. Other set as outlined. So put all of that together and that'd be a set. A complete structure like that. Any wacky stuff called optional rules could be added too, but explicitly those weapon developments are so bad in terms of what you're supposed to be getting out of that that that's some kind of other game that is of less repute, to be treating the future of those in the field only as simulacra, though they be.

On Classic Map:

1 extra Destroyer UK Sea Zone

1 extra Infantry Anglo-Egypt Sudan

1 extra Infantry Alaska

1 extra Transport Hawaiian Islands Sea Zone

1 extra Infantry Soviet Far East

Final playtest handoff. Now very confidently so. Wanted to let it go but had to magnifying glass the last rules items. So that's it, hope you enjoy participating in this beta test alpha set. That's one way to make it that to me would be the only way if I had my choice and couldn't personally see even better within the constraints, but that imposition of difference structures for costs could be seen in a less than favorable light. I would want it to play out at massive value of my time divergence. So I would play my own and not just be putting out the press of how good a version it is.

World at War Iron Blitz Edition rules (This is closer to WaW1940 but map features of the other should also work, meant to)

Merge Sea Zone 14 and Sea Zone 15 (give SOMETHING to this but don't make it nuts)

Enable all for all countries at start, let bunkers come as doled out

Infantry/Paratrooper 1/2 for 3, can be bought at rate of 2 for 5

Elite 2/2 for 4, can be bought at rate of 2 for 7 (STRATEGIC timelapse deployment concerns simulation; feed & train them simulation, but because of artillery, not awful. Bad against best unit, so some give and take.)

Machinegunners 1/3 for 4, cannot paratroop, infantry class ends here (This guy is the best, but not by a ridiculous amount; but something will be the best. It is kind of incomplete without machinegunner... literally the opposite of how it worked otherwise, these are chunky. Until bunkers are online, can only build 1(2 with extra expense) per Industry complex per turn. Fair like this. It stretches the simulation aspect of why this would be but should be in the game. Unless you click over to a group of 2 that you bought for 9. That would be an appropriate override that wouldn't not make any sense. They sort of go hand in hand with strategic development of just how much was spent on expensive things and thus where bunker would even be placed. This even would still be too strong so the override keeps the grouping cost increase to even build and the initial limit is absolute at two.)

Bunker costs 7 (And let that come on different turns as the main factor)

Light Artillery 1/2 for 4 with modified/clarified Iron Blitz II withdrawal rules, (This is quite bad if built stupidly but built well it is 3 granular to the singular roll attack power for 4 with multiple Elite broken up as 3-1 instead of 2-2, it is buildable with base infantry defense substitution rate of only +1 cost but so OVERALL bad if you include Half-Tracks and strong Fighters it gets the following extra rules)

Opening salvo rules: First four rounds of fire shoot at 2 on the offense in addition to support provided, if any

Withdrawal rules: On round 2 before firing, any artillery chosen for withdrawal can withdraw to any friendly-controlled adjacent square

On round 3 before firing and thereafter, ALL artillery chosen for withdrawal, once and then fully committed to leaving the rest, can only withdraw to the same square

Light Artillery supports Infantry or Machinegunner instead of Elite by default if available (casualty selection mitigates this greatly, clearly best) This has to be like this because the unit was unstoppable, was nearly twice too good. This might be a bit too good of a unit, but as a vulnerable and slightly expensive piece best with support, acceptable. Better the earlier and less consolidated by contrast to unstoppable stack in the middle towards end. From that came all this.

Heavy Artillery 2/2/1 for 5, same withdrawal rules and bonus of only 1, still supports only infantry-class (Overall weighted map transposition original positions, but with DEEP multi-selections. Likewise with full reduction to huge battle strength this is strong attack power of 5 for only 5 counted the same way of each round mattering quite a bit not just as an aggregate, so calcification and dissolution are major considerations. It is hard to say which artillery unit is worse or better. These are super important and will be the difference makers in tight spots.)

Opening salvos: First round DEFENSE of 3, First four rounds offense of 3

Same withdrawal, bunched all together

Supports Elite-class instead of Infantry if available

By contrast to Iron Blitz II small-map, Artillery can partially or fully decline, leaving as many on the victory square as desired, to join the final takeover of a territory (withdraw as winners of combat in a virtual extra round, but with LATE round penalties of all to same square, including newly unobstructed squares) This final thing they get because in the end they are still a bit anemic, unless you support them exactly right, they just cost you a lot for equal to infantry in all cases defense value, and could get run-circles-around. Full value to the field marshals who can do so either way. This has gotten complex but it is what I would play.

Also only this as the balance patch with the map patch.

Humm-Vee 2/1/3 for 4

Tank (Original Tank) 3/2 for 5 (This unit is not to be overlooked. With a whole bunch of extra stuff in play, and movement of 2, they can do a lot. If you deploy slowly enough cheap reliable Tank is a LOT better.)

Half-Track 2/3/2 for 5 (As is this, but is worse {better? hit them with sudden speed better than all of a sudden there are two more decent rolls there. They see that you are going to defend in likelihood, where, but you can threaten multiply}, but crucially important to dodge machinegunner overload power. The cost of that unit is high in mentality terms but must be there. It's a whole extra dollar, but with combined arms. If you don't like calculating deep strategy concerning this type of stuff, well, there's the generative companion piece. Once they're on the board it's compound depth of tradeoffs.)

Mech. Inf 3/3/2 for 6, same

Armored Personnel Carrier 1/4/2 for 7, can carry 1 Infantry class to battle, but cannot be counted as multiplying sea or air transport capacity

Heavy Tank 4/3 for 7 (This is the probably the fourth best unit after Infantry classes, but they are best by slivers, this can help when done on purpose)

Adv. Mech Inf 3/3/3 for 8

Light Fighter 2/3/4 for 7 (This is the fifth best unit by the same hopeful amount.)

Adv. Fighter 3/4 for 11

Protojet Fighter 4/4/5 for 21

Bomber 4/3 for 13, no machinegunners as combat paratroopers, capacity 1

Flying A&A Revised Transport 2/3/3 for 17 (Not only does this not have direct drop capability, it has contrasting function with cooldown on moves, only the load/unload is free as before, they are greyed out after you do this by contrast. Otherwise the cost would be 20+.)

Submarine 3/2 for 7, same Iron Blitz II rules

Advanced Submarine 3/2/3 for 11, same rules

PT Boat 0/1/1 for 5, only infantry, but does 2 instead of 1

A&A Revised Transport, 1/1 for 7

Convoy Transport, 2 A&A Revised Transports in 1 unit, 1/3 for 15

Gunboat 2/2 for 5 with withdrawal rules same as artillery

Destroyer 3/3 for 8

Cruiser 4/4 for 10

Heavy Cruiser 4/4 for 12 bombard of 3 or less

Carrier 3/4 for 15

Battleship 4/4 for 19, two hits, same 4-bombard

Industry 13

AA 4

Could try almost any map with it, maybe Alpha Centauri's Map of Planet would be cool.

Peace is best wouldn't we all agree.

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Chaturanga Revisited (Four Royals Chess, you instalose by mate for any one of the three) Same as Wizards Poker and 10-ply transcendental Chess, not proprietary.

As discussed in the infinite value 1/0/? Bit/Logic Gate nonequivalency simulacra conjecture of large scale heuristics melting as an actual disadvantage if you even could and would be better off as infinitesimals or other self-referential networks of conditional probability that still can't understand the infinite scaling of the Four Royals infinite value finite power expander versus already mastered One King own resource. Which I hold to be valid, obviously I would.

Artificial general intelligence would mean that it had a heuristic of infinite unfamiliarity with no inputs from randomized infinite (bounded) complexity to even ask, what question do I even ask do I even ask do I even ask. Clearly not. Very far away.

17x10 White to move setup, left to right, and black also from their perspective of their left to right, white's right to their left

Champion, Wizard, Elephant, Vizier (minorstrength King), Knight, Rook, Bishop, Queen, King, Dragon, Rook, Bishop, Knight, Vizier(minorstrength King), Elephant, Champion, Wizard

Elephant - Same as old Chaturanga but with noncapture 1-ortho.

Champion - Bishop/Old Chaturanga Vizier that can also noncapturemove 1-ortho, and noncapture diagonal any number of squares. Well made original, it's not like this isn't better than a pawn. Can also noncapture two vertically forward nonjumpingly. (Balance, Wizard; concept of super pawn)

Wizard - A King-movercapturer with two away horizontal noncapturing jumping and three back vertical noncapturing jumping. Adjacency allows the King's backwards moves and Vizier backwards moves. From the very back opposing rank the Wizard's jumping moves are capture in strength (You MIGHT promote to Wizard, therefore.).

Queen - Noncapturing Queen moves beyond first square, King move for capture. Also Royal in loss condition such that "capture" (cannot move into check, still) by an enemy vizier or king or within their castle is a loss. Also allows King/vizier backwards moves. When the Queen is gone, the opposing player's Queen is upgraded to two-distance Queen powercapture. So a subgame of possibility. Queen isn't in check via radius if the only piece that can take it is one single King, Vizier, or other Queen. Implied but either way. It's one more rule.

Dragon - Full distance rook move plus 1-diagonal noncapturemove plus nonjumping Knight move counting it any way that would use three steps including diagonals

Vizier (weaker King). Adjacency allows King to use his backwards moves. Cannot move backwards unless in the castle of a Wizard or the Queen. Cannot make his backwards moves without this help except when already on the back two opposing ranks.

King (King) (Can forward/forwardside Jump as the Knight - NO backwards Knight move or standard move without Wizard Vizier or Queen adjacency- can give check to Viziers without self check.) Cannot make his backwards moves without this help except when already on the back two opposing ranks, but this excludes the knight moves.

Rooks can make their move as redeploy to any empty square on your back rank. (Strong similarity to more-excluded drag and drop increase here/Cannon; maybe threaten and then threaten again, it didn't yield aught but a discombobulation but it includes it if with only one piece.)

There is no castling. There is pawn promotion, which would almost always be dragon or queen but maybe some pretty knight moves. Pawns promote to pawns with partial wizard powers at the second to last rank. Still the same forward peace move and diagonalforwardcapture, but otherwise wizard powers of the backwards and side jumps with the royal support. As many as desired. So some more physical representations for those but they're easy at least in concept and probably should include. Subsequent promotion of wizard pawns isn't cumulative powers. It COULD be king morphs around like the rook but kind of shouldn't be, it's supposed to be sure there's so many more squares but it doesn't devolve in that way which it then would, should just be endstate castle with wizard pawns. If it's an immovable castle in one well tested game it can be that. They still can't make their one square backwards move, exactly as normal as stated already. That makes them ridiculous but not actual ridiculous, it makes it more possible by one whole more square.

Check is still check, but double check against two Royal pieces allows up to TWO to move in the same move, either two can move at once or the piece causing double check can be taken. If it does three, that's mate, including the queen if its mate conditions are met. But a rook forking Vizier and Vizier/King isn't mate. You still have to manage mate but these moves are literally bad. You kind of need a move legality observer of some sort which is kind of annoying but with experience good enough I hope.

Pawns move one square OR two squares, but for first rank pawns with any non-pawn piece adjacent to them this can be two at once only one square instead, and both have to have one. Pawns can move backwards one square if in the castle (simple radius) of any King/Vizier/Queen.

I could call that finished there then. There's enough flexibility and also enough truncation, you need a sidebox but oh well, it's in a devcycle and anyone can make them.

ALL pieces, from the back row that don't already have this power can capture one square forward if it's a recapture of a pawn loss on the very next move.

So what about that, but BEFORE we even get to play it every much.

That seems fun, and that might be possible too, but obviously I'm ignorant. I took a look at it, but I'm not 7 years old anymore. They're used to that game. In very much the same way as transcendental translates human skill into demolisher.

Obviously it's vaguely mythology-crusades Alexander-themed rather than completely randomly themed, by default mistake aversion appropriation-morphing of those Omega pieces along with original pieces. It's sort of a very on the nose historical what if of how quickly and/or differently this game might have been and now is. It's new to everyone is the point, but the features of all three versions other than capture your piece it's now my piece (QUITE out there for new versus that's all they had to do to pass the time ego play balance creativity; I would not try, I would not attempt this), of slowness, exact piece powers, and castles and cannonade rooks are on purpose. Maybe you can come up with a better one but I would easily like to see the results, and to provide a signpost for JUST how much should be expected of the top tier, it should literally be the next one of these no matter how unbeatable they seem.

Classical world championship time control only with only slight bendable no adjournment, 14 games every 2.5 years candidates wake up and smell the hot tea.

10-ply Transcendental Chess:

Suggested rule change:

The piece swap may be performed if it is: The first through fifth move, no matter what. OR no piece you control has made a move other than a Knight, Bishop, or King on moves one through five, or the King or pawns thereafter, unless that move was a capture that did not put you ahead in pieces mutually captured by more than 2 Thus you may play a fianchetto or standard space-control with a Knight and a few pawn moves. This would result in probable poor play beyond move 7 or so, but would be possible.

The Queen may become a weak 1-circle Amazon Knight that also has non-capturing 2-away nonjumping (other than move 1) rook and bishop moves on her first move in the game making either a leap or legal 1-square transformative move or capture OR null-move (ONLY pass the turn move in the game) thus including her in the possible one through five moves and creating a slight similarity with pocket knight chess. There is no telling how good that is, that standard Queen is better. Promotion would be more interesting and would be set to one or the other without the ability to change back and forth. This compensates for the fact that one may have created two bishops of the same color - you can get serious Knight-coverage of the missing squares in conjunction with some pawn wedges. It's worse but not by much. No more back rank scariness or reduced material dominance for the Amazon Queen - middlegame mate or die style of game. Offering the trade of queens can be masterfully avoided here. Thus creating a fundamental dissimilarity with standard Chess and how it could be an endgame dry technicality in some situations.

Castling being gone says change the game by a smidge - the King has two-fold nonjumping movement and horizontal Templar Knight movement for non-capturing moves during the first five moves, along with standard circle around himself capture. Practically speaking, this can reposition him to a moved pawn from row 2, or the swap can come artfully later creating a double attack, thus removing disadvantage from positions. Instead also, the King may castle with Pawns as a special move for as long as you wish to retain the piece swap. He switches squares with any friendly pawn next to him, any number of times, thus allowing them to move backwards or to the side.

This way you are not forced into the swap as some kind of mitigation technique and you can just play. Some things would be tricky but both players would retain "castling" rights - quick fried liver attack would be weak here. So the King could either castle or castle by hand into interesting positions.

That 4 player Chess could work as an actual competitive more serious game too. Just let the promotion be first to a Gladiator that is just a non-royal King power piece where its Queening or its Underpromotion is to a variety of Knight with 1-diagonal or Knight with 1-orthogonal, and this Knight can be placed on any square of the board that is on your back two ranks, including the same one, when this takes place, and the promotion of the Gladiator takes place at any edge or diagonal adjacency of the edge of the board. And you play optional game theory two games versus same players mixed up positions winner chooses player seat choice order but not position. Would go for that. Kind of more I'm thinking about my move okay. Including the deeper corners, the diagonals of those, so 4 more. And call the super Knights Paladin and Crusader, where Crusader is the bishop type and is a knight with a 45 degree as concerns upright held spear and the Paladin would have a roman mohawk on its head. Would get that just so that that isn't at all proprietary, and the Gladiator be same as Omega Chess champion in appearance. Obviously an empty square, but also not a square adjacent to any opposing King. Then you're done. With those paladin and crusader moves being capturing. Since that's bundled up in discussion here.

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Yeah, there you go. And that only describes a small part of the project. No problem. Only pillars of the imagination. Enjoy.

EDHREC list by color, subdivided to creature. This compared to creatures in 1v1 tournament formats = jank. Already denting it but finish please. Can't do any work anymore. Massive brain load. Had freedom. Made every single decision correct. All orders many years old. Could remember all. This is who the President is supposed to be. Not some joke. Not a clowntard. Better than you. Better than anyone else except a few. So completely loaded into emergency anti-infoblock I cannot work unless you show me it all got through. They lost to that. As I told them they would.

All right. Thinking that Wartoll will have to just be a rule. BUT, it will work in a good way. Wartoll "Commander Damage Infect" will go up to 10, counts only up and can't be interacted with. But it also counts specific to which opponent and has an overwriting usefulness. If I attack Player A for 4, I have Wartoll 4 and Wartoll for them. Then if I attack player B for 5, I have Wartoll 5, not wartoll 9, but I still gained, and I still have wartoll for player A but have wartoll focus for player B (NOT counting but just "Monarching" for it). So hitting a player JUST gives wartoll for them, hitting them AGAIN while no other player is your wartoll focus will make them your wartoll focus. Hitting a second player for an amount of damage equalling to OR lesser but not exceeding your wartoll will only make you also have wartoll for them - and then you could go on any amount likewise (thus being an anti-beancounter mechanic at the same time in the scope of its relevance - you'd want to turn this on at certain values for Ascend-Threshold cards, but you could still flip switch A four times and switch B four more separate times even only in section 2). So this is just track via one value. One flexible value. How does this/should this work? You go up to a numerical value and a switch value (this part is obvious, how else) - hitting the same player again is just purely additive. But you'd have multiple switches triggered possibly. So you could have different creatures and different removal/survival situations. You'd still be fully limited by what you could actually force through no matter who you hit, and your ceiling is still 10. So you hit any you already hit and it goes up, simple. But you still track last person hit as a separate value. This is not the same and is part of the entire system from the beginning - just calling it last hit for simplicity's sake. This is sort of an exercise (as many insights were - solitaire especially) in irreducible complexity. You got this, and then you got... how are you supposed to play with the monarch that isn't a pure limitation of planeswalker power level, and how do you play with creature damage in this sort of wheelhouse? So yeah. I think that might be complete. Last hit on top of this and counts in exactly this way. And I suppose also finally - maxing out at 10 has to allow you to manipulate the switch values - putting all other players to wartoll, or switching wartoll focus to a player that already has your wartoll, or REMOVING wartoll focus from any players. Only impossibility being removing wartoll from a player for who you already have it. Turning focus onto all is illogical and you can't do it. Surely you could get the hang of this. You have to go above the bar to put focus somewhere and you have to really think about it. But going up is also good - kicks in like threshold rather than tarmogoyf design wise but still good. And one more thing... JUST like monarch. Getting hit removes focus from the hittee to the focus target. You have to be maxed out to be able to restore focus transcendentally rather than barclearingly. All of that just to be able to say Palace Sentinels 2.0, it is more fair. And could be a 3/4. Combat damage being all at once makes this way of counting it easy. Making it both specific and general. As a thing that doesn't do anything unless the cards are there for it, this would be an okay rule. Would be only in Legacy, Vintage and Commander. You could roll/flip a coin for whether everyone will or won't pick a yes card or no card as to whether they're playing with anything that tracks it, then mix those up and show them. Possibly not the focus part, but then I think it doesn't approach Monarch's ideas. Hitting someone twice is hitting them twice, it can be trivially accomplished, but a status is a status, it's not a turn order, so doing something while they're that, "third time charm school", could kind of be that. That then opens out into the "infinities" area. I consider that since infect was printed and they did AS many cards as they did, a backwards-damage-view is a necessary mechanic. It's just weird that infect is the count up. It's awfully specific, and wouldn't always come up, but it's incompatible and overpowered. (I still like it by the way - but this is the basic calculus) There are those ways that it could be argued that this cuts off design space and maybe should be on the cards that use it. But ultimately it still IS a cards that use it mechanic. It's just the most universal one that goes "oh, hee hee ho ho", isn't that one NECESSARILY the easiest to turn on. Like the flavor is not bad and doesn't ruin "Raid / Renown infinities"... unless you think it does? Now you see certain weightiness. I would have to go with having it. What's the back door, though? The back door is "conspiracy". We just don't go outside of conspiracy. And then I think we have to do it. Because of Commander aggro, equipments and auras and Infantry Veterans just being somewhat artificial... and planeswalkers being a bit too easily off the hook as to whether they'd live or not. A LOT of people are playing Commander and calling it "Magic itself", for them. And it's 40 life. There may well be no other option. You don't NOT finally do "Shield of the Righteous" x as many as needed... but it still won't provide the escape hatch for removal-based blowouts and the chickens pecking at the dirt analogousness of all cards we might ever print for Standard. Like WHERE and WHAT can we care about ultimately? Have to care about "oh, Jadelight Ranger, exciting" and not just insularities and community co-op satisfaction NOT guaranteed exceptionalities. Monarch wouldn't, and yet that's an interesting puzzle as well. It's pretty non-universal, some settings are divergent from humanoid and divergent from societal structure. At that point that's a rule. Discuss this.

Which is where it has to be for the big haymakers and the standard monarch play to be balanced. 10 is half of 20 in standard-type play, which is in play in 75-card. So for that as well, the integer units being slightly more consequential (or less... an interesting point in favor of 12). It's also the standard number base and surprisingly applicable to shorthand necessities here. It's three more than cards in hand. All of which is going to show the level of difficulty. I kind of like the slightly more knobs, but I also like the applicability of the focus. If that can get taken away by any player attacking you and can count as if you have it at all for buffs that only incidentally kill the targeted player, 10 is the reasonable count for effects that might get ramped into and suddenly you're going upheaval-psychatog on them. As a key example. So we've got to go with that. And make the cards strong in their first set. For which we probably have to buff/nerf the loss of the focus to being their OWN second phase attacks on you, also. They can't get hit twice and then hit you once and you don't even have the third hit coming up. Then we have the full system. If we were accounting for it anyway. But that was there for a reason... maybe first hit equals or exceeds pure numerical value can take it away. That gets dicey. But it probably has to be that. Exceeds, only, if they haven't even hit you yet, haven't gotten wartoll of YOU for THEM. Other parts were exceeds. That can make sense. There are also those ways where it wants to be fewer of these things. But it may not be possible. So here we're locked in. Magic beans, hit people exactly like this not that different from hitting someone once and how unreasonable it would be to play with something that good. It would be something like 300-400% over the line and unbalanced over a denominator of 100% okay and some fancy algebra with imaginaries. So I just ask myself... what is that in decimal notation? Surely you can understand that.

Djinnseizer has to be "You can't sacrifice permanents as costs for spells or abilities unless you pay 2 for each permanent." And can be option of on top as well. Let's make that way.

Let Aethermaster Gatewatch have "if he's untapped or if he dealt combat damage during your last turncycle", put it to the end of each upkeep. (But that would go how about this no, and then again = rules section, end of upkeep, actual end of upkeep special action.). Necessity rules out not even having it; ability goes here rather than. Draw step is fine overall but it has the whole perfect information section where it's not at all functioning for this card. And then add to this, at each upkeep and end step, you may tap and exert him to create a 3/3 flying Avatar with lifelink and protection from planeswalkers. And also add opponent reveals their one top card. Here we go just a walking down the street. Dancing stupid fake fur coat, I know I love you.

Ironwing Stingray

3

Artifact Creature - Manta

Flash, flying

When Ironwing Stingray enters the battlefield, the next spell you cast costs 3 or pay 7 life more unless an opponent controls a planeswalker and/or no creatures, then target player sacrifices an attacking creature, and an additional attacking creature if you sacrifice Ironwing Stingray.

Cycling 2

3/2

Gleaming Reconstructionist

3

Artifact Creature - Construct

Exalted

2, tap: Unless target opponent returns target creature he or she controls to its owner's hand, you gain 5 life.

2, sacrifice Gleaming Reconstructionist: Put any number of target artifact and/or creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

2/3

Magus of the Manabond

3

Artifact Creature - Wizard

Exertconvoke

You may exile two cards in your hand instead of paying Magus of the Manabond's mana cost.

When Magus of the Manabond enters the battlefield, if you control no tapped lands, draw a card.

When Magus of the Manabond dies, reveal your hand and put all land cards in your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If there were none, shuffle Magus of the Manabond into your library.

3/2

Master of Eternal Sands

4

Artifact Creature - Elemental

At your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on Master of Eternal Sands and a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control unless you put the top card of your library into your graveyard.

Players can't untap more than two permanents during their untap step, or up to four permanents instead if they put the top card of their library into their graveyard for each permanent beyond the second.

When Master of Eternal Sands dies, put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then shuffle Master of Eternal Sands into your library.

4/4

Excavator of Entropy

5

Artifact Creature - Construct

Exertconvoke

Excavator of Entropy gets +3/+1 as long as another player has three or more fewer cards in their hand than you, or all players have two or fewer cards in hand.

When Excavator of Entropy dies, each player shuffles all creature cards from their graveyard into their library and searches for up to seven land cards from their library and puts them into their graveyard, then shuffles their library. For each land card a player didn't put to graveyard this way, they lose 1 life.

3, tap, put two -1/-1 counters on Excavator of Entropy: Each player returns two creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield. They gain "At your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on this creature."

5/4

Envoy to Outerposts

4

Artifact Creature - Construct

When Envoy to Outerposts deals combat damage to a creature, each player draws a card, then shuffle that creature into its owner's library.

When Envoy to Outerposts enters the battlefield, you draw two cards and each other player draws a card.

7, tap, sacrifice Envoy to Outerposts: Shuffle target permanent or card in a graveyard into its owner's library. Each player creates a copy of the card if it was in the graveyard and was a permanent. Investigate twice. This ability costs 1 less for each other creature you control.

4/3

Image Fertilist

4

Artifact Creature - Contruct

As you cast Image Fertilist each opponent reveals their hand, then you choose two card names.

You may choose not to untap Image Fertilist during your untap step.

Whenever another player plays a card with one of the chosen names, you tokencopycast that spell unless they pay 1.

3, tap: Choose two card types. As long as Image Fertilist is tapped and you control it, whenever a player plays a card of one of the chosen types, create a 1/1 colorless Primordia creature token.

4/3

Multishroud Reawakener

5

Artifact Creature - Elemental

Flying, flash

Multishroud Reawakener has persist and hexproof as long as you control three or more other untapped creatures.

0: Untap up to three other permanents. Activate this ability only once each turn during another player's turn.

Other artifacts and creatures you control have sanctuary as long as Multishroud Reawakener has no -1/-1 counters on it.

5/4

Magetide Radiant

5

Artifact Creature - Elemental

Flying, haste

When Magetide Radiant attacks, other creatures you control gain prowess and get +1/+0 until end of turn.

When Magetide Radiant blocks, target opponent returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand, one they don't own if possible.

4: Draw two cards.

7: Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

5/4

Triangle of Time

3

Artifact

As you cast Triangle of Time, choose past, present, or future.

If you chose past, permanents you control have hexproof from lesser converted mana cost and "Tap: Add one mana of any color. Put the top card of your library into your graveyard" and instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have flashback equal to twice their mana cost.

If you chose present, creatures you control get +1/+1 and spells you cast have kicker 2 to draw a card added on resolution.

If you chose future, lands you control have "2, tap, exert this land: Draw a card", spells you cast have scry 3 added to resolution and Triangle of Time has "Exile three other nonland permanents you control, exile Triangle of Time with four time counters on it and it gains suspend: Draw three cards and take an extra turn after this one. Put the permanents you exiled this way on top of your library in any order."

Tapestry of Glories

2

Artifact

Exalted

Tapestry of Glories enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add 1.

Tap, pay 2 life or exert Tapestry of Glories: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

Fraying Timestrings

4

Artifact

When it's your fourth turn and you control two or fewer lands, you may cast Fraying Timestrings without paying its mana cost.

Vanishing X, where X is 1 plus the number of cards in your hand as you cast Fraying Timestrings.

When Fraying Timestrings enters the battlefield, or at your end step and Fraying Timestrings didn't enter the battlefield this turn, you may put a creature card in your hand onto the battlefield with X time counters on it and it gains vanishing, where X is the number of time counters on Fraying Timestrings plus 3.

Frenzyvial Gearworker

4

Artifact Creature - Efreet

Flying, haste

5, sacrifice Frenzyvial Gearworker: Up to three target creatures each get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is their power plus 1 and an additional 1 if they're artifacts, times two.

4/3

Archaenyxelavus

7

Artifact Creature - Sarcophagus

You may cast Archaenyxelavus from your graveyard or exile for an additional "sacrifice two lands."

3, put a -1/-1 counter on Archaenyxelavus: Create a 3/1 colorless Spirit creature token with flying.

Sacrifice a token creature: Remove two -1/-1 counters on Archaenyxelavus at the beginning of the next end step. Activate this ability only once each turn.

9/7

There were all those other ones too, I don't forget but I have only a pre-edit version on my notepad. This yours.

I am motivated at this point. I could get up at the crack of dawn and really do some stretches and go the distance with all of this. The point is, uh, what was my point again? Ah yes, it's that being here is not being there. And he just ready to go all like this and like that on all of you. So this is favors. Favors and influence, and patriotic fervor. Hmm. Adventures, and excitement, perish them, let there be peace. And this is coming from adventureworld barfman taller than the ride said. Yes....... like every big title fight....... us. The way we was, the way we shall be. How about our skinny glasses of white wine with club soda in it.... ooh that's classy. I think that's sprite or something. Never mind that. Wind-up.... and relax. AND WIND UP AGAIN. And relax again. And it goes on like this. Well you should know. You're marrying me. Do the routines that don't line up go on? They have to and also cannot. So there. Ohhhhhhhhh, I gotta tell you, I need this how it is coming up. I haven't done anything wrong. How I put up with all of that in retrospect I find lacking in sense and prejudice cheek on own hand on own shoulder. Longwinded long and winding road apples kickaway.

Sounds good. Make some good stuff. I'm happy with what we're doing right now. Stupid decorations and frown upside down nondenominational worldpurge. I'm oppressed. Don't your oppress me. Listen here. The liberty bell. And the debate ending time of tolls. Much better than wine. Hopsa totsa. Victory cartwheels.

Whatever it is, it'll be building and standing on the shoulders of giants, and hopefully it will be an improvement. A subtle improvement.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, just chill. Just chill as much as you can. I'm just trying to not make a mistake. Can't make mistakes. You know how those are. You mean in the stocks, or a pillory. Yes, exactly. We gotta have gold records baby. We gotta have a jaw-dropping Tatooine.

I don't know if any of this is going to work out. And this is the easy part. This is messed up. You'll need a spatula to put me into the next dazed and confused segment and I think in perpetuity. Truly I have no idea. What are we doing anyway. Look at us. Look at me. It's over. Ish. Awful spot. First we need to see about the real alignment absolute necessities of getting over your albatross beggars banquet of old and vehemently ho-hum tick-tock times. And this is all clear to me and I am always hip. I'm always going to win in any exchange of that type. It's practically foregone. Crafty, crafty. But not crafty enough. Could fly a Dyson Sphere through the holes in it. Peace be upon you.

At least that is the opposite of sordid. One of these things is bad like a moonwalker angry finger. And that's just that. That would be effective if it wasn't in such a deep hole. Am I going to frolick? Honestly we got tell my wife I love her very much. She knows. And that is about all.

How anticlimactic that is... after I go through this not quite noticing that, you have all of that to say. And that is overwhelming. Would I like to go steady within you and without you, I would and by a lot. I guess that's not that funny. But that has heavier crayon lines with rosier cheeks for her. So it works okay I suppose. I have fun when we get together. I don't have to make any of that up. It's just so automatic when the alternative is a fucking run away from the space invaders machine because have you seen this boy. Have you seen boy of destiny, I did see boy of destiny. It's a lot to live up to. More than anything I have to bang my head against the challenge page white screen of death and life, one day at a time. Nothing was easy. Everything was fucking bonkers. BUT NEITHER DO I HAVE TO MERELY INVENT- THAT I AM HAPPY TO SAY WE FEW, WE HAPPY FEW.

You heard it here friends. Full of shit by such obvious self-similar omission and impersonation that it's just an insult. Don't put up with the insults of people who are against funhouse bounceballface. I'm just a messenger. We got it with the whole Star Wars thing.... how could you not get that. Oh well....... however long you've been the biggest fan ever, you're not way, WAY better than some new person, all right. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL RIGHT, being for the benefit of squirrels with nut sacks preparing for winter.

Craftwork Mapper 4 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Scout Exalted When a creature you control attacks or blocks alone, create two Etherium tokens. 2, sacrifice Craftwork Mapper: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library. 4/3

Warlord's Golem 4 Artifact Creature - Golem 4, tap: Choose highest or lowest, then each player sacrifices the creature they control that is that or tied for that as power among their control. Activate this ability only once. Other creatures you control get +1/+0. When Warlord's Golem attacks or blocks, unless you control the most creatures and haven't cast a spell this turn, put a -1/-1 counter on it at end of combat Morph 3 4/7

Maelstrom Welder 4 Artifact Creature - Soulshard When Maelstrom Welder enters the battlefield, choose one - It gains "All spells gain cascade" or "Tap an untapped creature: Tap target artifact, creature, or land you don't control. Its controller creates a tapped 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token with painstrike." Sacrifice a land or discard a card: Maelstrom Welder deals 1 damage to target creature. Sacrifice a land that could produce colored mana, sacrifice Maelstrom Welder: Counter target spell. Its controller draws two cards." 3/5

Filigree Osprey 2 Artifact Creature - Bird Flying When Filigree Osprey enters the battlefield, reveal the top three cards of your library. Choose a card among them and put it into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. If you chose a noncreature, nonplaneswalker card this way, discard a card. Then if the chosen card was an artifact card, you draw two cards and each other player draws two cards and reveals them and the next land each of them plays enters the battlefield tapped. 1/3

Dawnbreak Deepetcher 3 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Sacrifice Dawnbreak Deepetcher: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand and fateseal 1. Lands enter the battlefield tapped if they're creating the new highest number any player controls. 4, tap, sacrifice Dawnbreak Deepetcher: Return two target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Recover 4 3/2

Fallow Promethean 6 Artifact Creature - Sarcophagus When Fallow Promethean enters the battlefield, each other player puts a land they control and card in their hand on top of their library in any order. Whenever a land enters the battlefield, if its controller controls the least lands of any player and they have the least cards in hand of any player, they draw a card unless you pay 3 life. 3, sacrifice a permanent: Target permanent gains indestructible until end of turn and its controller draws two cards and reveals them and puts any land cards there onto the battlefield tapped. 7/5

Prime Engineconstruct 1 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Construct Prime Engineconstruct can't be blocked by creatures with power 1 or less. Whenever an opponent casts a spell, they create a 1/1 tapped colorless artifact Servo creature token unless you sacrifice Prime Engineconstruct or it was already sacrificed this turn. When Prime Engineconstruct dies, you may shuffle it into its owner's library and each other player scrys 1. XX: Create X 1/1 tapped colorless artifact Servo creature tokens. 2/3

Covetous Chromewyvern 7 Artifact Creature - Wyvern Flying Covetous Chromewyvern costs 2 less to cast if any player controls seven or more lands or has five or more cards in their hand. (You announce spells at their possible cost before they're put onto the stack.) When Covetous Chromewyvern enters the battlefield, it gains hexproof permanently if you control ten or more lands. When Covetous Chromewyvern deals combat damage to a player, you may pay 5 plus 4 for each permanent you control but don't own. If you do, gain control of target permanent that player controls. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) 6/5

Mimesean Cryowield 4 Artifact Creature - Mirrorshard Tap: Tap up to three target creatures. Mimesean Cryowield doesn't untap during your next two untap steps. Lands your opponents control have "1, tap, exert this land: Bind target permanent." You may tokencopycast the last nontoken creature spell you cast for its mana cost. (No matter when you cast it, including this card.) Megamorph 2 3/4

Stormwright Djinn 5 Artifact Creature - Djinn Flying, trample Each player may play an additional land during each of their turns. Discard a card: Stormwright Djinn gets +1/+0 or +0/+1 until end of turn. Activate this ability no more than three times each turn. Whenever a land is tapped for mana, return it to its owner's hand unless you control it and you have Stormwright Djinn deal 5 damage to you. 5/4

Infused Calcular 3 Artifact Creature - Construct Flash As long as there are three or more basic land types among lands you control, Infused Calcular gets +1/+1. When Infused Calcular enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land. If you don't, draw a card at the next turn's upkeep. Recover 7 3/1

Wisepryer 4 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Exertconvoke, persist When Wisepryer enters the battlefield or is turned face up, target opponent reveals their hand, you choose two of those cards, then they choose one from among those and put it into their library third from the top. Morph - Discard two cards 4/2

Oremagnet Rumbler 4 Artifact Creature - Golem 3: Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain "When this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target land if its controller controls the most lands." 4, sacrifice a nontoken creature: Create X 1/1 colorless artifact Servo creature tokens, where X is the power of the creature sacrificed this way. 4/3

Gnome Cloudpirates 4 Creature - Gnome Pirate Flying 1, tap: Another target creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. Untap Gnome Cloudpirates. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, draw four cards, then discard three cards. This ability costs 1 more for each time you've activated it this turn. When Gnome Cloudpirates enters the battlefield, each player may pay 3. Each player who doesn't sacrifices a permanent. 4/3

Mirarichron 5 Legendary Artifact Creature - Soulshard The first extra turn you take each game has "As this turn begins, take an extra turn after this one and choose now whether to skip the untap, draw, combat or all main phases of that turn." This ability is also active in your graveyard. 3, tap, sacrifice Mirarichron: Choose one - Take an extra turn after this one; or for the rest of the game, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell or trigger an ability that wouldn't add mana or copy, you may pay 3 to copy it; or for the rest of the game, whenever you cast a creature spell, you may return a creature card with less converted mana cost from your graveyard or exile to your hand; or the next four spells you cast have "When you cast this spell, untap lands equal its converted mana cost." 5/7

Void Crawler 4 Artifact Creature - Insect Worm Flash When Void Crawler enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent until Void Crawler leaves the battlefield. If you don't, put two +1/+1 counters on Void Crawler and tap it. Basic landcycling - Pay 3 life 3/2

Craftheal Reflector 4 Artifact Creature - Golem When you cast Craftheal Reflector, you may exile it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an noncreature artifact card and reshuffle others. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost and if you do, it's countered if your only opponent pays 3, where you draw two cards. Tap: Regenerate target creature. If it's regenerated this way, put two lands you control on top of your library and each other player puts a land they control on top of their library. Activate this ability only if you control four or more lands. 4/4

Volley Entrencher 4 Artifact Creature - Golem Echo 2 When you cast Volley Entrencher, you may have the next three lands you play enter the battlefield tapped. If you do, the next three creatures you cast enter the battefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them. 1, tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Sacrifice a creature: Volley Entrencher deals 2 damage to any target. 4/5

Wallgrid Intromorph 4 Artifact Creature - Construct Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay 2 and have it gain defender. If you do, draw a card when that creature enters the battlefield. Discard a card: Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield face down. It's a 2/2 creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. Fabricate 3 1/3

Battlehealer of Korlis 4 Artifact Creature - Soldier Cleric All creatures have absorb 1. 2, sacrifice Battlehealer of Korlis: Choose one - You gain 4 life; or return target creature card with converted mana cost 7 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and if it was an artifact, scry 2 and gain 2 life. 2, tap: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to another target creature this turn. As each turn begins and as this enters the battlefield, choose whether or not all damage that would be dealt to you this turn is dealt to Battlehealer of Korlis instead, even if it's no longer on the battlefield and thus fizzled instead. 4/4

Clockmite 4 Artifact Creature - Insect Flying Vanishing 3 When Clockmite dies and it has no time counters on it, create two token copies of it except they get -1/-1 compared to this creature's base power and toughness. You may play land cards from your graveyard. Whenever you do, shuffle your graveyard into your library, and the next four cards put into it are shuffled into your library instead. When Clockmite enters the battlefield and it isn't a token, gain control of target nonbasic land for as long as you control Clockmite. 4/3

Metamorphosis Exarch 4 Artifact Creature - Cleric Flash 0: Switch the power and toughness of target creature until end of turn. Activate this ability no more than three times each turn. When Metamorphosis Exarch enters the battlefield, choose one - Sacrifice a creature and add everlasting mana of any color or combination of colors equal to its converted mana cost that can only be spent to cast creature spells; or put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library and that opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield. 6/3

Prodigy Phaser 4 Artifact Creature - Artificer Tap: Add 2. Return two lands you control to their owners' hands. Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for an artifact card with converted mana cost less by exactly 1 than that spell and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. 4/4

Hieroglyph Scanner 4 Artifact Creature - Thopter Flying 2, sacrifice Hieroglyph Scanner: The next time you cast a spell with converted mana cost 4 or greater, draw two cards. When you cast Hieroglyph Scanner, you may pay 2 life, have each player scry 2 and have it enter the battlefield instead as a base 4/4. When Hieroglyph Scanner deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library. If it has converted mana cost 3 or less, put it into your hand. 3/5

Nullbreaker 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Wizard 2, tap, double exert Nullbreaker, sacrifice three permanents or discard two cards, pay 3 life: Counter target spell. Discard or sacrifice Nullbreaker: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. 5, tap: Choose target nonland permanent. Return up to two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. If you returned one, return the permanent to its owner's hand. If two, destroy it and if it and wasn't an artifact, its controller draws a card. 7: Return Nullbreaker from your graveyard to your hand. 2/2

Argivian Explorer 4 Artifact Creature - Scout Sentinel You may sacrifice two lands instead of paying Argivian Explorer's mana cost. When you do, draw two cards, then discard two cards. When Argivian Explorer enters the battlefield, you may put two -1/-1 counters on it. If you do, it gains indestructible and the next creature spell you cast has two additional instances of explore. When Argivian Explorer deals combat damage to a player, choose one - Defending player discards a card and reveals their hand; or you draw a card and then look at the top card of your library. 4/3

Traxos's Sidewinder 4 Artifact Creature - Wurm Trample, menace, flash When you cast Traxos's Sidewinder, you may pay 5 life and tap target creature. Whenever an artifact or creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Traxos's Sidewinder from your graveyard to your hand. If you do, the next spell each opponent casts costs 1 less. 4/3

Resonant Bombarder 3 Artifact Creature - Construct Echo 3 When Resonant Bombarder enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact. Tap: Resonant Bombarder deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature and 5 damage to you. Enchantment spells your opponents control cost 2 or "discard a card" more to cast as long as this echo cost has been paid. 4/1

Omenpilgrim of Dominia 4 Artifact Creature - Horror When you draw Omenpilrim of Dominia and it's the first card you drew this turn, you may reveal it. If you do, each player loses 3 life. At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, if they control no creatures, they may destroy all creatures, then create an X/X colorless artifact Horror creature token, where X is the number of creatures destroyed this way. If they do, you draw four cards, then discard two cards. 7/5

Manaflow Fabricator 2 Artifact Creature - Mirrorshard Artificer 2: Manaflow Fabricator gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn and if you control another artifact. When you control seven or more permanents with activated abilities that produce mana, Manaflow Fabricator has "2, tap: Draw a card." Fabricate 2 0/1

Timecrafters' Squire 3 Artifact Creature - Construct Vanishing 7 When you cast Timecrafters' Squire and it's the first spell you've cast this game or the second this turn, create a 1/2 colorless artifact Soldier creature token. Whenever Timecrafters' Squire or another card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, if a time counter was removed from it this turn, shuffle that card into your library. Whenever a noncreature artifact or a nontoken creature with converted mana cost 4 or greater would enter the battlefield under your control, you may have it phaseenter instead. If you do, draw a card if you've drawn four or fewer cards this turn. 3/4

Celestiacraft Flautist 4 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Exile two creatures you control until there are no cards in your library, where they're shuffled into your library: Draw a card. For each that was a token, scry 2. X, tap: Search your library for up to two creature cards with converted mana cost X or less, reveal them, shuffle the rest of your library then put those cards on top of it in any order. Discard three cards: Until end of turn, Celestiacraft Flautist isn't a creature. 4/4

Spellwrath Wyvern 7 Artifact Creature - Wyvern Flying As you cast Spellwrath Wyvern, tap two target lands and empty each other player's mana pool. 2: Spellwrath Wyvern gains hexproof from instants and sorceries until end of turn. Activate this ability only if an opponent has two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in their graveyard. When Spellwrath Wyvern enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand if an opponent has three or fewer cards in their hand. 7/6

Spellmaster Gargoyle 8 Artifact Creature - Gargoyle When you cast Spellmaster Gargoyle, you may have each other player draw a card then reveal their hand and yourself draw four cards then shuffle two in hand into your library. Flying, prowess, hexproof from instants and sorceries When Spellmaster Gargoyle enters the battlefield, scry 5, then if an opponent has five or fewer cards in their hand, put up to three cards from your graveyard on top of your library. 8/7

Hellion of Dark Worlds 9 Artifact Creature - Hellion Exertconvoke 4: Until end of turn, -1/-1 counters can't be placed on Hellion of Dark Worlds and it gains wither and trample and creatures you don't control lose first strike and double strike. Hellion of Dark Worlds' payment of mana for its activated or triggered abilities is reduced in cost by 2 for each land card and/or each four creature cards in all graveyards. Hellion of Dark Worlds blocks if able and can block any number of creatures. When Hellion of Dark Worlds attacks, you may pay 4. If you do, tap up to three target creatures. For each creature tapped this way, you lose 3 life. 9/13

Reminiscent Chronomaton 1 Artifact Creature - Construct 2, tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on Reminiscent Chronomaton. This ability costs 1 less the first time you activate it. When Reminiscent Chronomaton enters the battlefield, you may tap and exert it. If you do, each player puts the top four cards of their library into their graveyard, then one of those back on top of it. 2, tap, sacrifice Reminiscent Chronomaton: Return target artifact, creature, or land card from your graveyard to your hand. If it was a nonbasic land, discard two cards. 1/1

Freiya's Soulblade 4 Artifact Creature - Soulshard You may sacrifice two creatures instead of paying Freiya's Soulblade's mana cost. When you do, draw a card. Exertconvoke, double strike, hexproof from converted mana cost 3 or greater When Freiya's Soulblade leaves the battlefield, bind up to two target lands. When Freiya's Soulblade becomes blocked, you may destroy target nonblocking permanent defending player controls. If you do, its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then draws two cards. 3/3

Catacomb Dunedweller 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Discard two cards: Until end of turn, Catacomb Dunedweller isn't a creature. 1, tap: Put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard, then one of those on the bottom of your library. 1, tap, sacrifice a land: Draw two cards, then discard a card. 2/2

Skysquadron Juggernaut 4 Artifact Creature - Juggernaut Double trample When you draw Skysquadron Juggernaut, if it's the first card you drew this turn, you may reveal it and pay 2 or discard two cards. If you do, create two 1/1 flying colorless artifact Thopter creature tokens. When you cast Skysquadron Juggernaut, if you control eight or more lands, draw a card. Whenever you cast an artifact or creature spell, you may pay 1. If you do, create a 1/1 flying colorless artifact Thopter creature token. 5/3

Slipthief of the Exodus 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Rogue Slipthief of the Exodus can't be blocked by creatures with power less than, equal to, or greater by only 1 than the creature you control with the greatest power unless two or more creatures block it. Creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped. 3: Return Slipthief of the Exodus to its owner's hand. When Slipthief of the Exodus deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. 1/3

Aethertraffic Aerialist 4 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Flash, flying 4 or skip your next turn: Exchange control of Aethertraffic Aerialist and target permanent an opponent controls. If you skipped your turn, all creatures you control gain haste and get +2/+0 until end of turn. Activate this ability only if you own Aethertraffic Aerialist. Activate this ability as a sorcery. When Aethertraffic Aerialist enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, Aethertraffic Aerialist deals 4 damage to any target. If it sacrificed itself, it deals 4 damage to you. 4/2

Elderscryer of the Forbidden 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing 7, sacrifice Elderscryer of the Forbidden: Draw two cards. The next creature spell you cast gains your choice of hexproof or indestructible. Discard two cards: Until end of turn, Elderscryer of the Forbidden isn't a creature. Tap, sacrifice a creature: Choose one - Add two mana of any color; or each player draws two cards. If you sacrificed Elderscryer of the Forbidden this way, each player exiles all but two cards in their graveyard, then you shuffle a card you own in exile into your library. 2/2

Pathseer of the Manyfold Mask 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Flying As long as you control four or more lands with different names, Pathseer of the Manyfold Mask gets +1/+1 and has sanctuary. When Pathseer of the Manyfold Mask leaves the battlefield, target opponent reveals your library and searches for a land card, a noncreature, nonland card, and a creature card. Exile those cards. You may play any of them as long as they remain exiled this way, except casting the spells costs 2 or pay 5 life more. 3: You gain 2 life and each opponent scrys 3. You may activate this ability from your graveyard or exile as well as the battlefield. 2/1

Timescourer Exarch 4 Artifact Creature - Cleric When Timescourer Exarch enters the battlefield, if you control ten or more permanents, you may take an extra turn after this one. If you do, sacrifice half the permanents you control, rounded up, at the end of that turn. At the beginning of each opponent's end step, they may pay 2. If they don't, they lose 2 life or have you gain 7 and you put a charge counter on Timescourer Exarch. 2, tap: End the turn. Activate this ability only during your turn unless you remove three charge counters from Timescourer Exarch as an additional cost. 4/3

Spotlight Automaton 5 Artifact Creature - Construct Players play with the top card of their library revealed. Creatures you control can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. 2, tap: Tap target creature an opponent controls. That opponent untaps up to two lands. Activate this ability only during the beginning of combat step. When Spotlight Automaton enters the battlefield, investigate twice unless an opponent sacrifices two lands. 5/4

Weldgrotto Tracker 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Scout Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, investigate. When you sacrifice a clue, target opponent scrys 1 and you put a +1/+0 counter on Weldgrotto Tracker. 3, sacrifice Weldgrotto Tracker: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature, or regenerate another target artifact and scry 2. 2/1

Prismatic Wrathshield 3 Artifact Creature - Soulshard 2: Prismatic Wrathshield gains your choice of vigilance, flying, deathtouch, protection from enchantments, indestructible if you control an enchantment, double trample, or first strike when attacking until end of turn. 2, tap: Until end of turn, another target permanent gains protection from all colors and from artifacts and has "When this permanent is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its controller sacrifices two permanents they controls that have activated abilities, and draws four cards." 3/3

Conjurer Drone 2 Artifact Creature - Construct Tap: Put target permanent you control on the bottom of your library. If it had converted mana cost 5 or greater, draw a card then scry 2. 4, sacrifice Conjurer Drone: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. This ability costs 4 less to activate if you have target opponent copy it or skip your next draw or untap step. 2/2

Chronicler Mitosian 2 Artifact Creature - Construct 4, tap: Put target permanent you control on the bottom of your library. If it had converted mana cost 5 or greater, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next first main phase, add two mana of any one color to your mana pool. 4, sacrifice Chronicler Mitosian: Reveal the top seven cards of your library. You may put an instant or sorcery card, or two land cards there, into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. This ability costs 4 less to activate if you have target opponent copy it or skip your next draw or untap step. 2/2

Zealot of Lost Hours 2 Artifact Creature - Aetherbeing Each player plays with their hand revealed and when they play a spell from hand at sorcery speed that is the highest or tied for highest in converted mana cost among group, and they've never exiled a card to this effect, instead exile it with three time counters on it and it gains suspend, and that player draws three cards, then shuffles two cards in hand into their library. 2, sacrifice Zealot of Lost Hours: Destroy target artifact, enchantment or planeswalker. Its controller creates a token copy of it with vanishing and puts three time counters on it, and draws a card if it was a planeswalker. 2/1

Expertise Manifold X2 Artifact Creature - Construct Expertise Manifold enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. When Expertise Manifold enters the battlefield and you cast it from your hand, you may cast a card in your hand or graveyard with converted mana cost X or less without paying its mana cost. Cards cast this way are exiled instead of being put into the graveyard this turn. If X was 0 and you cast a nonartifact card this way, exile Expertise Manifold with three time counters on it and it gains suspend. 2/1

Suntide Riggers 2 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Whenever an ability of another permanent you control triggers or is activated, you may sacrifice Suntide Riggers. If you do, copy that ability and choose new targets for it. If it was an ability of an artifact, sacrifice a land and create two Etherium tokens. When Suntide Riggers enters the battlefield, you may have each player create two Etherium. If you don't, put a -1/-1 counter on Suntide Riggers and a +1/+1 counter on another creature you control. 3/2

Brightsanctum Sentinel 2 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Cleric When this comes into play and isn't a token, untap up to two other target nonland permanents. Remove a utopia counter from a land you control: Put a creature you control on top or bottom of its owner's library. 2, tap: Put a utopia counter on target land. For as long as that counter is on it, it's an artifact and enchantment and has all basic land types in addition to its types. X2, tap: If you own this, exchange control of it and a land you control with target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls with converted mana cost X or less, then bind this permanent. Activate as a sorcery. 2/3

Chromecraft Ultimus 4 Artifact Creature - Mirrorshard Echo 3 Protection from colorless you don't control Hexproof from all colors When Chromecraft Ultimus dies, or when you cast either your second spell this turn or a spell with converted mana cost 5 or greater, and in any of the cases have never drawn cards from this ability, scry 2, then draw two cards. Tap: Return another target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it's returned this way, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library unless it was a land. 4/7

Happy times. Old fogey's ideas. If you got better, make that instead.

Yu-Kraxos, Evergrasping God 1WUB Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, fateseal 4 or return up to two other target cards from your graveyard to your hand and target opponent gains 2 life and draws a card and untaps two lands. Bestow 1WUB You may cast Yu-Kraxos from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/5

Warptouch = new Gods death trigger on deals to, and has "you may" for its own self as "as it deals". Then this is set.

Divine Armor = Sacrifice instead of destroy Totem Armor, but covers exiled from the battlefield and has draw two cards but still go away for bounce, and is also a may ability overall (this was the intent)

Tributary indestructible X=when you control two or more other nontoken nonland permanents

Some designs require you to invent new abilities. Wouldn't come up much, but here they took fully four.

Ul-Tyrbos, Withering God 1BUG Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, each opponent reveals their hand and each player puts the top five cards of their library into their graveyard, then you put two target cards in any player's graveyard on top of their library and each player exiles the bottom two cards of their library. Bestow 1BUG You may cast Ul-Tyrbos from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 6/4

Gir-Sloabon, Craven God 1RUB Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, scry 1 and fateseal 1, then you may sacrifice three lands and draw five cards. If you don't, untap and gain control of target creature and it gains haste, and if its power is 3 or greater, sacrifice it at end of turn. Bestow 1RUB You may cast Gir-Sloabon from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 4/6

Orwa-Kigrra, Despoiling God 1RBW Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, you may sacrifice Orwa-Kiggra and draw three cards and manifest the top card of your library. If you don't, destroy two target lands controlled by the same player, who then draws two cards and then may put a land card in their hand onto the battlefield. Bestow 1RWB You may cast Orwa-Kiggra from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/5

Hu-Kabata, Entreating God 1BGW Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, choose one - Manifest the top card of your library; or draw a card and have each player lose 3 life; or have each opponent draw a card and lose 2 life and you gain 7 life and support 4. Bestow 1GWB You may cast Hu-Kabata from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/6

Sya-Kumoros, Harmonic God 1RGW Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, you may exile all cards in opponents' graveyards and the top five cards of their libraries, then you may have each player scry 2. If you don't, create four 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens with flying and first strike when blocking and search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Bestow 1WGR You may cast Sya-Kumoros from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 7/5

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Vera-Tulix, Maskguardian God 1WGU Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, cards you own gain flash until your next two turns are over, then choose one - You gain 7 life, scry 4 and tap two target permanents then gain 3 life if all permanents you don't control are tapped; or create a blue, white, and green flying 3/4 Avatar Spirit creature token that has sanctuary and "GWU, tap: Return target permanent to its owner's hand unless they pay 5." Bestow 1GWU You may cast Vera-Tulix from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/5

Jola-Adriz, Deathgate God 1BRG Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, another up to two creatures you control gain wither and undying and if you didn't control any, manifest the top card of your library, or destroy target nonland permanent and its controller draws two cards and if it wasn't destroyed this way, it's sacrificed and each other player sacrifices a permanent and loses 3 life. Bestow 1BRG You may cast Jola-Adriz from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/4

Murji-Allias, Wisecraft God 1RWU Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, you may shuffle your library then scry 7 and fateseal 1 and may have each player manifest the top card of their library. If you don't, draw two cards, then discard two cards, then you may put three cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order to draw three cards and then put a card in your graveyard on the bottom of your library then draw a card. Bestow 1RWU You may cast Murji-Allias from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 5/4

Azil-Bromo, Mindwheel God 1RGU Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Warptouch, sanctuary, tributary indestructible 2 This Aura has Divine Armor and "Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have minor exalted." When you cast your second devoted spell this turn or your devotion reference becomes five or more, if Azil-Bromo has never returned permanents to hands you may return up to three permanents you control to their owners' hands and two that you don't, or you may have each player discard two cards then draw three cards and put a +1/+1 counter on Azil-Bromo. Bestow 1RGU You may cast Azil-Bromo from your graveyard for an additional Bestow cost of 3. 6/4

  • All makes sense now across the board. I feel that the symmetry antisymmetry effects of these cards are balanced nicely with different power and toughness. They feel different because of it and you don't notice it as much. Basically trying to square the circle with them. They weren't going to get made in some hypothetical next 15-25 years way even optimistically. You could make these cost different, but three colors is already a tough ask, and this does something for you wherein only a Mox would be totally amazing, not Sol Ring or Crypt or Vault, and that's something that should go in. Okay actually done now. Thought about it, but could not make better unless someone else can. Feels really expansive. Enjoy. They are already nuts. Ability is confusing points spent and accounted for. Okay this is making sense now, I hope. They get every possible thing that feels right and possibly lightbulby like that.

etc.

Which is just +1/+0 of course. I like those ones. I don't know what their limits are but that's what this is all for. I think do the original series of the ones at the outset that were the kobold, those counted as special and cool enough. As also amended. This feels pretty cool.

Okay. Here we go, seems correct now. No more echo, but same card. Done with this design handoff. Good I think. So that goes towards amalgamated full cycle so far. Being too nuts would be a net loss of fun. That's not a big nerf for a thing that sits there without dying in almost all circumstances. I think +2/+2 would be ridiculous, but this is overall knobs that work.

I suppose this is fairly obvious. But one of the parts of it may not be.

Yori-Tyr, God of Hallowed Vitality 1g/1g/2g/3 Legendary Enchantment Creature - God Voidtouch, provoke when you control eight or more lands, double sanctuary, indestructible to nondamage and nonpermanent effects and when you control two or more other nontoken creatures This Aura has Totem Armor and enchanted creature has hexproof, "Creatures you control get +2/+1" and "1g/1g/2g/3: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand and the next creature with that name put into your graveyard is exiled instead." Bestow 1g/1g/2g/3 You may cast Yori-Tyr, God of Hallowed Vitality from your graveyard for an additional bestow cost of 4. 5/4

Now looking at the colors, what they can be, does have its possibilities. But they are also very set. That COULD be "the gold series, limited to 5 when seen together". That could be a bronze spectrum of gold. Gold is gold, if you want to call the middle rift one silver it MAY be right, but it may still be more rift/. There are possibilities. Maybe in Magic, silver means even golder - but just hoping it works looks at silver being 4 and prismatic silver being 5? The things they can be are literal mental shorthand trans-color wheel colors of gold, silver, and bronze. I had something here. I had 3 as archbronze(Bronze), tetraplatinaum(Silver), and prismatiaum(Chromium) * technicially, um, actually* as fake ones that kind of line up. I consider these the same as gold, that's why this is kind of awkward. All exist but it's not in order, it's not Earth-worth even though we'd really push it that way. The "color" part of it works with the "suspend disbelief" part and I could see those being the colors. Could call them that and have the gold series. The gold series would have to look good, but basically that could be written out if not. But this one would NOT be hybrid mana. That one would have to count as Chromium. Gold at "one/two" and Chromium is a complex relationship to say the least. Chromium could only be itself, then, it would be a Transcend that doesn't even count as a Transcend but only as itself. This is intriguing to think about. Gold works in these ways, but also some very dimly possible, stated as 3% chance of being worth it/making any sense.

You could call rifts/leyline just themselves, then. If it's a leyline, it makes rift, not grey or something like that. So rift is a color. Kind of appropriate. If they are taken as discrete and not like computer-mixable, that's a meta-color that fits with such a wheel. So no silver rift; those ones line up same but the others get a 3-system. Bronze suggest Ruins there; mystic ruins of course, suggests accumulation of next order complexity of accumulated identity that is unstable and that civilization could be anything. Silver suggests Caverns (can be WUBRG-mysterymystic caverns of course) there, a gem-quality of the 10-guild inevitability winding up TRULY large rather than one order larger as a color identifier of 5-separate silvers that get something even though they're hard to do. And Portal was the one bandied about for old Purple. With a Leyline as a land, portal would seem to fit with exclusivity. With Chromium, Portal lines up nicely with the MOST coherent requirement with making purple the lowest onebrid, as titles of Paradise and Protoplane. Portal is the least land-actuality option and concept but that very fact MAKES it the right one arguably. An actual Portal is kind of a weak concept as a land though, unless it gets enough support, that this is a Portal-world of some kind. Portal could mean gateway, like airport, but have to be called Portal for simplicity's sake. And then that goes around the center space in a way that has artful overlaps. They were all okay, just implied, should have seen that it had a total similarity assurance. And then those share color pie locations in ALL of the different color pies. That all has something to do together. That should hold together.

Then there's some wrinkles. How crazy can the cost be to actually use bronze silver chromium in a way that's consistent with the neutral-keeping payments already introduced? Bronze-silver-chromium would possibly have to track symbol-payment across symbols horizontally. But this answer somewhat negates the gold-series. There kind of can't be both? But there can. Is g/1g/2/g/3 the same as any silver? It is a bronze cost, it can be BrBr if they have that capability. The gold series still seems separate somehow and that it's a thing. It does have the gold-1 symbol, what does that mean? It just means that Chromium has one unitary symbol and five singular symbols if those matter a lot, except that it's not, that's the Gold series. The gold series also has a separate from five and what does "one" mean identity. Thus keeping the original intact, clearly gold and purple originally created soundly. The gold series is more of a whole other ballgame of being an 11th guild, 11th shard/wedge, 6th tetragroup and useless 5th iteration that doesn't even exist (but does, also), where "five" is "one". That could necessitate unified nomenclature then. Only the special instigator isn't even a Transcend in this system, perhaps.

Then we'd have something super-badass, there would be all of these extra colors, seven extra colors with lands that ALL make sense as an excellent overlap where their neutral works, their symbol-land wowzawworks, could play as many as four symbols for four cards in limited, maybe, and we didn't ruin anything. All coherent.

The main ones are really the main ones in this case. It makes it so that they have to appear in a minimum sequence, that below it the payment has a different meaning that could literally only be pay the extra life or pay the real land symbol. There would be some kind of rift gold for that from leyline, if sequence-cares-about-this is brought up, add transcend, basic transcend somehow with rift. But that's really it. Colorless, Devoid Colorless and Rift need to share that exact middle color pie space and it could get maximal balance philosophically. The space-sharing that colorless imposes just makes this happen. Ignoring it and saying ducks in a row aren't even ruination colors if eventually done and done wrong wouldn't work, so putting them in a sensical sequence heavily dependent on minimum tolerance and maximum tolerance for crazy nonsense. It had to do all of this and more. Would play, but would be concerned about Chromium power level and its exclusivity over the gold series. But that would be about it. Just ask yourself right.

I was thinking just book two weekends in a row, and create streaming that is like PPTQs at stores, and then also just showing up, and trying to get in for sure means no showing up, with 25% chances for just showing up. We're talking a lot of stuff that always looks the same vintage masters way, and has its possibilities for cards simply in modern anyway, not much of a difference, the kind of difference that is sort of a split the difference of value-voiding of either one's existence. It's far from the only one where that's an entry fee. You gotta fill up those self-reinforcing systems with equally self-reinforcing quality people and make it so someone doesn't look at the system and ask why, where ask why has floated to the top for them. It just has to be. Even if there's a small bump-up for the secondary person who was part of it in the feeder system, and it ever moved, that's just stuff that's there and is pretty indistinguishable - as tools of the basic currency exchange bazaar that goes on there first and foremost. I feel that that somewhat perceptually equalizes the discount that would exist in terms of time and ever deciding to bother with the mass market of totally pixel-perfect world champion stuff that they can get - it's the kind of thing that does little good in terms of its quality assurance and fanning through boxes of actual things with people that are there every day and actually open/visually scan everything that a warehouse is meaningless for. That control exists there in a time-delay type of way and is obligated. The system is an obligation that there is no need to apologize for. What a mega stinker that was. That was actual history.

Also coherent.

Extras are up to you after that. I'm looking for a regeneration shield here. I'm looking for save game and continue. At this point only the maybesphere project. There's no guarantees. So you can conisder that it and whatever you want, do it. You have the power! BY THE FLYING BEARD OF LOLBALLROLLINGOVERBOWLINGPINSOFWOE... WHAT YEAH POSE IS THIS? Always a new one. Where are they now? Where are we anyway? The bright center of the universe. Have a great day. We sure will. Let's pretend it's not that bad. I will do my very best. As it says, now there's a lot more of a narrowed world and that's the world. Change happens. Oh you can tell me a bit more than that. Like hands folded one on top of the other and what private ferry. Whew. That's like what I say and can only remember and you done bad times good times. You are great and wonderful.

Hooray! No more clangmisery oliver twist or not even checkmarks building up in your fucking phone of banking for future retirement beyond inflation, hilarious inflation. The very real problem. Is that we could prove this, and you, with your attempted subdivision of evils into separate evils, as the dark peoples of this world, would never get away with it. It is shocking that you do not fear God. And that you just were who you were. It makes no difference to me. Truly you were tooting on a beshitted tuba. HELLO! WHAT THE FIZZUCK WERE YOU DOING IN SUCH AN AWFUL PLACE, TRYING TO PUT US ALL INTO SUCH AN AWFUL PLACE? Meet you in the hallway. You got some killer jump on me surprise wedding proposal. I know. "I know." Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That part you like but also don't. I know. Here we are now. In the lobby. Get some popcorn. We're nirvana. Sing the anthem. You don't wanna. Well that's too bad. Sayonara!

Cheesy statements and all of that, question mark exclam move.

So far I got no more ideas. This is going well though.

Staff of the Pilgrim Titans 3 Artifact Sacrifice Staff of the Pilgrim Titans: Exile up to three target creatures, then return them to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on them at the next end step. 1, tap: Choose one - Tap target creature with power 4 or greater; or target creature with power 4 or greater can't be blocked this turn; or you gain 4 life and put this on top of your library. 4, tap: Put target creature card in a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Its owner reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, puts it onto the battlefield, and the rest on the bottom randomly. Recover - Pay a third of your life, rounded up

Chaos Universe 4 Artifact Tap, sacrifice Chaos Universe: Choose one - You switch life totals with target player; or return all creatures to their owners' hands, then each player discards your choice of two, three or four cards at random; or choose three permanents and one of them at random is destroyed and can't be regenerated and if it had indestructible, you draw three cards.

Illusionplane Tetherband 2 Artifact Hexproof Whenever a permanent leaves the battlefield from an effect other than Illusionplane Tetherband's activated ability, its controller draws a card. 2, tap: Put a permanent you control on the bottom of its owner's library. If it was a land, scry 1 then draw a card. All permanents have "If this permanent becomes the target of a spell or ability with a single target, any of the ability's controllers' opponents may discard two cards. If they do, they choose a new target for it."

Dracomagus's Throne 4 Artifact 4, tap, sacrifice this: Choose one - You control target player during their next turn and they take an extra turn after that; or search target opponent's library for up to two cards and exile them and you may play those cards as long as they remain exiled this way paying for them with mana as though it were of any type; or create two 4/3 Dragon Wizard creature tokens with flying and "Creatures you control have flying." that are all colors; or if it's your main phase, each opponent draws seven cards and at the beginning of the upkeep of your next turn, you win the game if you control creatures with 10 or more total power.

Invincible Aegis 2 Artifact As Invincible Aegis enters the battlefield, you may tap X untapped creatures you control. If you do, draw X cards, then put a card in your hand on the top or bottom of your library. If you drew three or more cards this way, each other player draws a card and Invincible Aegis's activated abilities can't be activated until your next turn. Exile Invincible Aegis: Until your next turn, you have protection from everything and your life total can't change. All permanents you control phase out.

I think that might be done. Those are it, as added to for reasonable crazy effect.

Martyr's Shield W Instant Creatures you control can't be sacrificed this turn. Target creature gets +2/+4 and gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. Scry 4. Then if you cast Martyr's Shield from your graveyard, draw a card. Cycling - Reveal two white cards in your hand Flashback WW

Exhaustive Departure 1U Instant Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand or bind target land and add UU. At the beginning of the first main phase of its controller's next turn, they add UUU to their mana pool. If you cast Exhaustive Departure from your hand, opponents can't cast cards with that converted mana cost until their next turn is over. If you cast Exhaustive Departure from your graveyard, each opponent can't cast spells this turn. Cycling - Reveal two blue cards in your hand Flashback 3UU

Paralytic Augury 1B Instant Destroy target creature or target land whose controller controls five or more lands. Its controller discards a card unless they pay 3 life. Its controller may shuffle a creature card with a different name than it or the discarded card from their graveyard into their library. If you cast Paralytic Augury from your hand, two tapped lands you control of your choice don't untap during your next untap step. If you cast Paralytic Augury from your graveyard, its controller draws three cards and the next creature each opponent plays enters the battlefield tapped and exerted. Cycling - Reveal two black cards in your hand Flashback 2BB

Kiss of Lightning 1R Instant Kiss of Lightning deals 4 damage to any target and if it was you, you draw two cards then discard a card and add RR. Unless you sacrifice a land, the next instant or sorcery spell target opponent casts gains rebound. Cycling - Reveal two red cards in your hand Flashback 3RR

Feral Apoplexis G Instant Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Draw a card. Each opponent reveals their hand. Cycling - Reveal two green cards in your hand Flashback 3GG

Oblation Sphere 1W Instant Draw four cards, then shuffle two permanents you control into your library unless you discard five cards. Create two white Blessing enchantment tokens that have "Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 2 life and add WW." Buyback 5WW

Flabbergast 1U Instant You may discard two blue cards rather than pay Flabbergast's mana cost. As you cast Flabbergast, if you control five or more lands, you may have it gain rebound. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, one into your graveyard, and exile the other, and unless target opponent discards a card, put four time counters on it and it gains suspend. If they do, put the exiled card on top of your library. Buyback 5UU

Wastesoil Spellwithering 1B Instant Counter target spell. You sacrifice two lands. Cycling BB

Spellsplinter 1R Instant Rather than pay Spellsplinter’s mana cost, you may reveal another red card in your hand and return two lands you control to their owners' hands. Choose one - Copy target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays 3, you may choose new targets for the copy and if you controlled the copied spell, Spellsplinter deals 7 damage to you; or create two 3/1 red Elemental creature tokens with vanishing and "Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell unless its controller pays 1 or discards a card" and put two time counters on them. Flashback 5RR

Survivors of Primordium 1G Instant If this spell or card becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls or an opponent plays any spell or ability while it's on the stack, that spell or ability's controller loses 5 life and you draw two cards. Choose one - Create a 3/3 green Insect creature token; or each opponent discards two cards and creates two 1/1 green Insect creature tokens; or you create three 1/1 insect creature tokens and scry 2; or put target land on top of its owner's library and you lose 5 life; or put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and until end of turn they gain trample and indestructible and get +1/+0. Flashback 3GG Buyback 5GG

Witchbane 2W Sorcery Witchbane costs 2 less to cast if an opponent controls a creature with power 3 or greater with power greater than its toughness and/or three or more artifacts. Put up to two target Auras, artifacts, and/or creatures on top of their owners' libraries. Each opponent loses 2 life and unless they put the top seven cards of their library into their graveyard, an additional 5 life. Then you may pay 3W to exile any card in an opponent's graveyard and have them lose life equal to its converted mana cost.

Genius Excels 2U Sorcery Genius Excels costs 2 less to cast if you've cast four or more other spells this turn. Scry 3, then draw four cards, then discard two cards. Until target opponent casts two more spells and your next turn is over, spells you cast cost 1 less.

Morbid Doom 2B Sorcery Each player discards a card and sacrifices a permanent and target opponent discards two cards and puts a land they control on top of their library. Until target opponent casts two more spells, spells you cast cost BB more.

Hypermind 1R Sorcery Hypermind costs 1 less to cast and has "Add RR" if it's the first spell you've cast this game. Draw four cards, then discard four cards. Each player draws a card. Then you may pay 2R to exile the top seven cards of your library and put two of those cards back on top of it. You may cast cards you own exiled with Hypermind for XRR, where X is the number of cards you own in exile.

Harbinger of Anachrony 1G Sorcery Harbinger of Anachrony costs 1 less to cast and has "Add GG" if you control two or more creatures. Search your library for any number of cards and exile them, while leaving no less than seven cards in the library as long as there are more than that many. Then shuffle your library. Draw two cards then shuffle a card in your hand and a card in your graveyard into your library. Then you may pay 2G to destroy target permanent and have each player draw two cards. You may cast cards exiled with Harbinger of Anachrony for its converted mana cost in green mana plus X1GG, where X is the number of cards you own in exile.

All right maybe some original low hanging fruit. Are good.

Warpentity Threshold 2 Artifact Whenever a spell with converted mana cost 2 or less is countered, its controller draws a card. Spells with converted mana cost 3 or greater have cascade. 2, sacrifice Warpentity Threshold: Create two 1/1 Elemental creature tokens that are all colors that have "When this creature attacks, scry 1." and "4, sacrifice this creature: Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands." Activate this ability as a sorcery. Threshold - 2, tap: Shuffle Warpentity Threshold and target permanent into their owners' libraries. Activate this ability only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Crux of Purity Land Tap: Add 1. 1, tap: Add G or W. Threshold - GW, tap, sacrifice Crux of Purity: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land. If you destroy a land this way, its controller draws a card then may put a land card in their hand onto the battlefield. Activate this ability only if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Strangulate B Instant Kicker 3 Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 2 or less. If Strangulate was kicked, instead destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Dispelling Spree W Instant Replicate W Destroy target enchantment.

Vaporize U Instant Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand unless its controller pays 2.

Overpower R Instant Destroy target permanent with converted mana cost 1.

Groundshock Golem 5 Artifact Creature - Golem Affinity for lands you don't control. 3/4

Circle of Protection 2WW Enchantment 2: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. Put a grace counter on Circle of Protection. This ability costs 1 less as long as there are five or more grace counters on Circle of Protection.

Engineered Victory 1W Enchantment As Engineered Victory enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. Creatures that aren't of the chosen type get +1/+1.

Unified Wish WUBRG Sorcery Convoke Choose one - Choose up to two cards you own outside the game or in exile and put them into your hand; or search your library for up to two cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library; or the next five spells you cast gain cascade.

Constellation Bell 1 Artifact 1, tap, sacrifice Constellation Bell: Shuffle your library, then scry 3. X, tap: Draw X cards, then put X cards from your hand on top of your library. At the beginning of your upkeep, if Constellation Bell is in your graveyard, you may pay 2. If you do, artifact and enchantment spells cost you 1 less to cast this turn.

Puzzlecavern of Many Bottles Land Puzzlecavern of Many Bottles enters the battlefield tapped. Tap: Add 1 to your mana pool. Tap: Add two mana of any color. This mana can only be used to cast Djinn and Efreet spells.

Tabernacle Golem 7 Artifact Creature - Golem As long as there are no +1/+1 counters on Tabernacle Golem, it has upkeep 4 and all other creatures and artifacts have upkeep X, where X is their converted mana cost. Megamorph 5 Cycling 2 4/7

Diamond Aegis 3 Artifact - Equipment Equip 3 When Diamond Aegis leaves the battlefield, draw a card. When Diamond Aegis enters the battlefield, name a player. Equipped creature has protection from the named player and gets +2/+2. Cycling - Reveal two land cards in your hand

Forsaken Fortunebarrer XX2 Creature - Sarcophagus Tap, exile three lands you control or five cards in your hand: Put a crystal counter on Forsaken Fortunebarrer or remove one from it. Forsaken Fortunebarrer enters the battlefield tapped with X crystal counters on it. Whenever a player plays a spell with converted mana cost equal to the number of crystal counters on Forsaken Fortunebarrer, counter that spell unless its controller sacrifices two lands and if they do, exile Forsaken Fortunebarrer and you create two 2/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. When Forsaken Fortunebarrer dies, create X artifact Treasure tokens with "Tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color", where X is the number of crystal counters on it. Cycling - Reveal three land cards in your hand 2/3

Sunriddle Sphinx XX3 Artifact Creature - Sphinx Flying, vigilance Sunriddle Sphinx enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. 4, tap: Draw a card, then exile the top seven cards of your library and put two of those cards on the bottom of it, and put a +1/+1 counter on Sunriddle Sphinx. When you draw the last card in your library and you own five or fewer cards in exile or twelve or more land cards in exile, you win the game. Land cards in your opponents' hands have cycling 2, land cards in their graveyard have salvage 2, and lands they control have "4, tap: Put target card an opponent controls in exile on the bottom of their library, or the bottom card of their library into exile." 2, exile four land cards in your hand: Exile target nonland permanent or nonland card in your hand. It gains suspend and put three time counters on it. You may exile one fewer land card to pay for this ability for each two +1/+1 counters on Sunriddle Sphinx, not going below one. Cycling - Reveal four land cards in your hand 3/4

Willborn Amulet 2 Artifact Flash When this comes into play, draw a card. 2, sacrifice this: Counter target activated or triggered ability of a nonland permanent or card or tap two target lands, then unless this had a charge counter on it when you sacrificed it, once you play three more lands, return this from your graveyard to play with a charge counter on it. As this comes into play or during your first upkeep controlling it continuously since before the turn, you may pay 3. If you do, choose activated abilities that cost mana; the first two triggered abilities you don't control, all abilities other than activated and triggered abilities; loyalty abilities of planewalkers that don't add loyalty; all counters; other players can't lose effects, you can't win effects, or you losing the game for any reason other than during your own end step. Continuously and as and whenever state-based effects are checked, players, emblems and permanents not named Willborn Amulet lose all of the chosen counters and abilities and effects and can't have or gain them, or you have the last one.

Absolute Censorship 1W Enchantment Multikicker 2W When Absolute Censorship enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, draw a card, and you get an emblem with "Activated and triggered abilities of nonland permanents your opponents control with converted mana cost X, where X is the number of times Absolute Censorship was kicked can't be played and don't trigger." Players can't manipulate libraries. (Players can't shuffle, look, search or reveal cards from libraries). Players can't draw more than one card a turn. WW, sacrifice Absolute Censorship: Counter target spell or ability. You can't cast enchantment spells, spells with "enchantment" in their rules text, or spells with converted mana cost 1, 2 or 3 for the rest of the game. Your opponents can't cast spells if they're the second or greater spell this turn that targets you or any permanent or card in a graveyard, or the second or greater card cast from their graveyard this turn.

Blood Bazaar 2B Enchantment Whenever a player would draw a card, that player reveals that card. If it is a non-land card exile it. Each player may then bid life, with the player that would have drawn the card starting the bidding with a bid of any number. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. Player's may cast cards exiled by Blood Bazaar as if they were in their hand if they had won the bid for that card.

Divine Gift 1W Sorcery Convoke if cast from your hand Choose one - Create three 1/1 white Spirit Cleric creature tokens; or look at the top seven cards of your library and you may reveal a white creature, equipment or Aura card, or Plains card, put it into your hand, and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Salvage 1WW Flashback 3WW

Wander the Known 1G Instant Search your library for a basic land, reveal it, and add it to your hand. Then, if you control at least one basic lands of the same type, draw a card.

Rustle the Tombs 1B Instant Return target artifact or creature from a graveyard into your hand. Draw a card.

Fiery Visions 1R Sorcery Exile the top card of your library. An opponent may take 3 damage from Fiery Visions. If he don't, exile the top card of your library again. Until the end of turn, you may play the exiled cards.

Library of Dominaria Legendary Land Tap: Add 1. 2, tap, remove a charge counter from a land you control: Draw a card and reveal it. If it's a land card, discard it. Untap your lands at your upkeep instead of untap phase as individual triggers that count as mana abilities. At your upkeep, you may reveal three Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest and/or land cards with colored mana symbols on them from your hand. If you do, draw a card and put the revealed lands onto the battlefield tapped with three charge counters on them. They gain "If this permanent would become untapped and there's a charge counter on it, instead remove a charge counter from it and if it's the last one, tap all but two lands you control and put a charge counter on each other land you control."

Runemaster Kirin 1WW Legendary Creature - Spirit You may exile a white card and a land from your hand rather than pay Runemaster Kirin’s mana cost. Flash, flying, vigilance Noncreature spells cost more 1 to cast. When you cast a white spell with converted mana cost 3, 4 or 5, look at the top card of your library and you may exile it. You may play it as long as it remains exiled this way, and if it's a spell, for 2 more. 1/3

Chaotic Visions 1R Enchantment Whenever a player would draw a card, they discard a card at random then draw a card instead unless they skip their next two draw steps to have Chaotic Visions' controller sacrifice it instead.

Resign to Fate W Instant Shuffle a white permanent you control into your library. If you do, draw two cards. Plainscycling W

Banish 1W Instant Split Second Counter up to two target activated or triggered abilities of creatures. If you do, exile those creatures. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.) Cycling WW

Goblin Nuggetspoiler R Creature - Goblin Worker Kicker 2R When Goblin Nuggetspoiler enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it deals 3 damage to target player unless he or she sacrifices a nonbasic land. Whenever a nonbasic land enters the battlefield, Goblin Nuggetspoiler deals 1 damage to that land's controller. 1/1

Rite of Chaos 1R Sorcery Reveal a card at random from your hand. If it's a sorcery or instant spell, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

Intrepid Obliviarch 2WW Creature - Kor Cleric Knight Exalted, first strike when blocking 4WW, tap: Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater or target nonbasic land whose controller controls four or more nonbasic lands. When Intrepid Obliviarch enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Intrepid Obliviarch leaves the battlefield and if it was a noncreature permanent, its controller draws a card. When Intrepid Obliviarch dies and no permanent was exiled with it, draw a card, and if a creature was exiled with it, you may put a land card or creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. 4/3

Ravage RR Sorcery Destroy target nonbasic land.

Repetitive Recall 1U Sorcery Draw three cards, then reveal your hand to an opponent. That opponent exiles a card from your hand. You may cast the card for 5UUUU for as long as it remains exiled this way. Replicate 5UU

Nature's Constriction 1G Instant Each player exiles all permanents he or she controls with converted mana cost greater than the number of lands he or she controls. Draw a card.

Crossroads of Lorwyn Legendary Land Tap: Add 1. Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells. 2, tap, tap two creatures or discard two cards: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Tap, sacrifice Crossroads of Lorwyn: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you control two or more basic lands.

Thief's Bauble 0 Artifact As Thief's Bauble enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. Pay 5 life, sacrifice Thief's Bauble: Draw a card. Tap, sacrifice Thief's Bauble: Unless any player pays 2, until end of turn, if an opponent would draw a card except the first one he or she draws in each of his or her draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card. If he or she does pay, you draw a card.

Ethereal Chains W Enchantment - Aura Flash Enchant permanent When Ethereal Chains enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted permanent's triggered abilities don't trigger.

Spring Burst XG Sorcery You may cast Spring Burst as though it had flash if X is 5 or greater. Return all cards from your graveyard to your hand, then choose X cards in your hand and discard the rest. Exile Spring Burst.

Solitary Dissolutia Land When Solitary Dissolutia enters the battlefield and it's the only land you control, you draw a card and you lose 7 life. Tap: Add 1. Exile two untapped lands you control: Draw a card. 3, tap, exile Solitary Dissolutia: The next time a land enters the battlefield under your control this turn, you may pay 3 life. If you do, draw two cards.

Ignis, Rebel Arsonist RW Legendary Creature - Human Rebel First strike Whenever a permanent gets exiled, Ignis, Rebel Arsonist deals 3 damage to target creature or player and you gain 3 life. 2/2

Freedom of the Tribe 1R Instant Choose one - Create three 1/1 red Shapeshifter creature tokens with changeling; or Freedom of the Tribe deals 2 damage to any target and creatures you control gain menace or frenzy 1 until end of turn; or exile the top eight cards of your library and shuffle one of them back in; or gain control of target land creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.) Flashback 3RR, sacrifice two lands

Mirrored Lightning 1R Creature - Elemental Flash You may have Mirrored Lightning enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it gets +3/+0 and it gains haste and trample and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature." Unearth 4R 0/0

Sylvan Metamorphosis G Sorcery Reveal up to three Forest cards from your hand and put them on the bottom of your library, then draw X plus 1 cards, where X is equal to the number of Forest cards you put on the bottom of your library. Cycling G

Goblin Crankfiddler 2R Creature - Goblin Artificer You may sacrifice an artifact or creature instead of paying Goblin Crankfiddler's mana cost. When Goblin Crankfiddler enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact. If you controlled it, add RRR. /Whoops, BOOM!/ 2/1

Blood Oracle 1B Creature - Human Wizard If a source would have you pay any amount of life, you may pay twice that much life instead. If you do, draw a card. At your upkeep, you may pay BB. If you do, until end of turn, whenever a creature you control attacks, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life and scry 1. 2/1

Intricatium 1 Legendary Artifact Tap: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand. 4: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you control nonland permanents of four different converted mana costs other than Intricatium.

Abandoned Scrapshop 2 Artifact 2, sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with converted mana cost no greater than the sacrificed artifact and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. 4, exile three artifact cards in your graveyard: Put an artifact card with the same converted mana cost as one of the exiled cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Absorption Sphere X Artifact Absorption Sphere enters the battelfield with X charge counters on it. Whenever a player play a spell with converted mana cost X, counter it and remove a charge counter from Absorption Sphere. If you didn't remove a charge counter this way, sacrifice it and each other player draws two cards.

Blast Away 1RR Instant Blast Away deals 4 damage to target creature or player. You may discard a basic mountain from your hand instead of paying Blast Away's mana cost. Triple retrace

Think Again 1UU Instant Draw two cards. You may discard a basic island from your hand instead of paying Think Again's mana cost. Triple retrace

Forget Anyway 1BB Instant Look at target's player hand. Choose a non-land card. That player discard that card. You may discard a basic swamp instead of paying Forget Anyway's mana cost. Triple retrace

Cast Aside 1WW Instant Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment. You may discard a basic plains instead of paying Cast Aside's mana cost. Triple retrace

Grow Arise 1GG Instant Choose one - Search your library for a basic land, put it onto the battlefield then shuffle your library; or put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four creatures; or put two +1/+1 counters on each of up to two creatures. You may discard a basic forest instead of paying Grow Arise's mana cost. Triple retrace

Search for Scraps 1R Sorcery Kicker RR If Search for Scraps was kicked, it can't be countered. Put the top five cards of your library into your graveyard, then return the artifact card with the lowest converted mana cost from your graveyard to your hand.

Immobilizing Drill 1 Artifact When Immobilizing Drill enters the battlefield, name a card. Triggered abilities of the named card don't trigger.

Bottomscum Netweaver GB Creature - Spider Reach, deathtouch, exploit BG: Bottomscum Netweaver gains provoke until end of turn. When Bottomscum Netweaver exploits a creature, you lose 2 life and draw 2 cards. 2/2

Centaur Spelldancer 1GR Creature - Centaur Warrior Cascade RG: Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target. Centaur Spelldancer deals 7 damage to you at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. 3/3

Bloodbright Visiongouger 1BW Creauture - Human Assassin Hexproof, intruder When Bloodbright Visiongouger deals damage, you may pay WB. If you do, each player sacrifices a creature and reveals their hand and discards a nonland card. 4/2

Surrender the Crown 1B Sorcery Choose one - Target opponent becomes the Monarch; or each player sacrifices two creatures and you sacrifice two lands.

Convulsion Membrane 1G Instant Choose a player. Until end of turn, whenever a creature that player controls leaves the battlefield, create a token that is a copy of that creature.

Tristan of Ulcourt 1GW Legendary Creature - Human Advisor Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card and gain 1 life. GW, tap: Tap target legendary permanent. 3GW: Put a +1/+1 counter on each legendary creature you control. 3/3

Goblin Rager R Creature - Goblin Berserker When Goblin Rager enters the battlefield, you may pay 1 and sacrifice it. If you do, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens with haste. Other Goblin creatures you control have haste. Sacrifice Goblin Rager: Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn. 1/1

Orb of Hollow Grandeur 4 Artifact As Orb of Hollow Grandeur enters the battlefield, name a nonland card. The named card can’t be cast. If the named card would enter the battlefield, exile it instead. 2, discard the named card: Draw three cards. Cycling - Reveal five land cards in your hand

Mystic of the Sun WR Creature - Kor Wizard 2R, tap: Deal 2 damage to target creature. 2W, tap: Target permanent gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. 1/4

Tsabo's Moonanchor 2 Artifact Activated abilities of lands that aren't mana abilities can't be played. Cycling - Discard two lands

School of Fish 5UU Instant Put a 4/3 Fish onto the battlefield Storm Cycling UUU

Fall Back W Instant Scry 3, then manifest the top card of your library. Put a permanent you control on top of its owner’s library. Cycling W

Paranoid Fetchings 1B Instant Reveal the top three cards of your library and put them into your hand. You lose life equal to their total converted mana cost. Then discard two cards. Cycling B

Mirri's Tactics G Instant Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player this turn, you may draw a card. If you do, put a card from your hand on top of your library. Draw a card.

Brainfiddle Curio 0 Artifact XX1, tap: Scry X. Tap, sacrifice Brainfiddle Curio: Draw two cards, then put two cards in your hand back on top of your library.

Stash R Instant Put a card from your hand on top of your library. Draw two cards at the beginning the next upkeep. Cycling R

Magus of Doomsday 1BB Creature - Human Wizard At the beginning of your upkeep search your library and graveyard for five cards and exile the rest. Put the chosen cards on top of your library in any order. You lose half your life, rounded up. Sacrifice Magus of Doomsday. 3/4

Mauler Bear GG Creature- Bear When Mauler Bear enters the battlefield, it fights target creature an opponent controls. 2/3

Smite the Perverted 2W Instant Delve Choose one - Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater whose controller has more life than you; or counter target spell or activated ability if life was paid to cast or activate it; or you gain 3 life and target player reveals their hand and loses 1 life for each card with converted mana cost 3 or greater. Draw a card.

Practical Joke R Instant The next time target opponent would search his or her library this turn, you search that player’s library for a card instead and put it into his or her hand. Then that player shuffles his or her library. Scry 1, then fateseal 1. Cycling R

Flailing Crab U Creature - Crab Sacrifice Flailing Crab: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Cycling UU 1/2

Tumblesnarl G Instant Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. An opponent draws two cards. Cycling GG

Burden of Solitude W Enchantment Creatures can’t attack or block alone. 3W: Tap target creature.

Voice of the Masses XW Instant Convoke Counter target spell unless its controller pays X.

Horned Staticaster RR Creature - Minotaur Wizard Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Horned Staticaster deals 1 damage to any target. 2/1

Steam Elemental 2R Creature - Elemental Flash Split second Blue creatures get +1/-1. 3/2

Magus of Humility 2WW Creature - Human Cleric All other creatures not named Magus of Humility lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1. 3/3

Great. This is gonna be great. The dwarven brigade is in. All of these are in. ALL RIGHT! What even else would you want to do? Gotta make that magic happen. Let me think about it. And I mean for a while. How can we not have the world championship cards then right? Burnout is here and we got co-op. I got goals here. I'm going to come back fresh.

You're out of line. I can do my part but you're still out of line. You can do that easily. I want you to learn. So here. You build these.

Dragonsoul Arcades Sabboth 2WWUUGG Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample As long as Dragonsoul Arcades Sabboth isn't attacking, other creatures you control get +0/+3. Tap: Add WW, UU or GG. 7/7

Dragonsoul Chromium 2UUBBWW Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When Dragonsoul Chromium deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then look at the top four cards of your library and put them back in any order. 7/7

Dragonsoul Nicol Bolas 2BBRRUU Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When Dragonsoul Nicol Bolas deals combat damage to a player, they discard a card and if it was a land they lose 5 life. 7/7

Dragonsoul Palladia-Mors 2RRGGWW Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample As long as Dragonsoul Palladia-Mors isn't attacking, other creatures you control get +2/+0. Tap: Add RR, GG or WW. 7/7

Dragonsoul Vaevictis Asmadi 2GGRRBB Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When Dragonsoul Vaevictis Asmadi attacks, you may have each player draw three cards then discard two cards and have defending player lose 3 life. If you don't, add RGB that doesn't empty from your mana pool until end of turn. 7/7

Dragonsoul WUR 2WWUURR Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When this attacks, you may tap up to two target non-Elder creatures and bind target land. If you don't, you may reveal three cards in your hand and shuffle them into your library, then draw that many cards and you may pay WUR. If you do pay, draw a card at the next turn's upkeep. 7/7

Dragonsoul UBG 2UUBBGG Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When this attacks, you may look at the top seven cards of your library, put one of them on top, three on the bottom of your library and the others into your graveyard. If you don't, you sacrifice a permanent and draw two cards. 7/7

Dragonsoul Zhadjitaga 2BBRRWW Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When this attacks, unless defending player puts a -1/-1 counter on each creature they control, you may pay RBW. If you do pay, put a -0/-1 counter on Dragonsoul Zhadjitaga and draw a card at the next turn's upkeep. When Dragonsoul Zhadjitaga deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 3 life and you gain 3 life. 7/7

Dragonsoul RGU 2RRGGUU Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When this attacks, you may untap up to four target non-Elder permanents and scry 1. If you don't, create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens with flying and "Sacrifice this: Tap target permanent." 7/7

Dragonsoul WGB 2GGWWBB Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample When this deals combat damage to a player, you may have each player return a non-Elder permanent card from their graveyard to their hand. If you don't, look at the bottom five cards of your library and put one of them on top of your library and the rest into your graveyard. 7/7

Dragon-God WUBR 5WUBR Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample, rampage 3, fusecast When this attacks, you may put a non-Elder creature card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield tapped and attacking and sacrifice it at the next end step. If you don't, when this deals combat damage to a player this turn, you may cast noncreature nonplaneswalker cards from your graveyard this turn and you lose 3 life for each you cast this way and cards put into your graveyard this turn are exiled instead. 7/7

Dragon-God Vidmarghalion 5URBG Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample, rampage 3, fusecast When this attacks, you may shuffle four cards from your graveyard into your library and have each other player lose 5 life. If you don't, when this deals combat damage to a player this turn, instant, sorcery and creature spells cost you two total blue, black, red and/or green less to cast during this turn for the next two spells you cast and the instants and sorceries gain replicate equal to their mana cost. 7/7

Dragon-God BRGW 5BRGW Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Avatar Flying, trample, rampage 3, fusecast When this attacks, you may create X 1/2 Sand creature tokens, where X is your choice of the number of cards in your hand or half the number of lands you control, rounded down. If you don't, when this deals combat damage to a player this turn, they reveal their hand and discard all nonland cards with converted mana cost 3 or less or 6 or greater. 7/7

Dragon-God RGUW 5RGUW Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Flying, trample, rampage 3, fusecast When this attacks, you may have defending player reveal their hand and discard a card of your choice with converted mana cost 3, 4 or 5, to the top of their library if they choose. If you don't, when this deals combat damage to a player this turn, you may cast non-Elder creature cards from your graveyard this turn and exile up to three noncreature cards in your graveyard, drawing a card for each exiled this way. 7/7

Dragon-God GWUB 5GWUB Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon Flying, trample, rampage 3, fusecast When this attacks, you may gain 5 life and exile up two non-Elder permanents each player controls and return them to the battlefield tapped and exerted at the next end step and you lose 3 life for each you target this way. If you don't, when this deals combat damage to a player this turn, they shuffle two cards in their hand or two permanents they control into their library unless they have you draw three cards. 7/7

Dragon-Zenith Chromiarch 5WUBRG Legendary Creature - Elder Dragon God Flying, trample, haste, rampage 5, fusecast Kicker WUBRG Dragon-Zenith Chromiarch is indestructible if it was kicked. When this comes into play, creatures you control gain haste and get +4/+4 and gain trample until end of turn, and if it was kicked, you win the game if you control five different creatures that account for all five colors and five different lands that account for all five basic land types. 3WUBRG: Creatures you control get +4/+4 until end of turn. 7/7

Fusecast is just keywording of what these cards used to have - two of the colorless can be cast with one of the colors that the card is instead. It allows it to be cast by casting it for constituency if not exact equality. If you're not casting it you're cheating it, so close enough. This makes them cost the same so they get a lot cleaner. Then you can easily fulfil the multifarious challenge gauntlet of just paring one out and submitting it for artistic judgment. There needed to be help. A+ even as lacking in objectivity, I know. There are more plusses to be had so it's fine.

Arcades Sabboth

3x Bouncelands 3x BfZ 6x Cycling Lands Azorius Signet Simic Signet Selesnya Signet Rampant Growth Font of Fortunes Font of Fertility Grow from the Ashes Treva's Charm Bant Charm Treva, the Renewer Sunscape Battlemage 3x Guildmage 3x New Guildmage 1x New New Selesnya Jolrael, Empress of Beasts Alexi, Zephyr Mage Candles of Leng Arcane Encyclopedia Spirit Link Jayemdae Tome Disrupting Scepter Desert Twister Radjan Spirit Counterspell Triskelion Dragon Engine Untamed Kavu Baloth Gorger Thorn Elemental The Hive, Whirlermaker Mind Spring Time of Need Sakashima the Impostor Kodama of the North Tree Meloku the Clouded Mirror Keiga, the Tide Star Yosei, the Morning Star Jugan, the Rising Star Scepter of Insight Dismiss Spell Burst Serra Angel Bonesplitter Trusty Machete Sculpting Steel Vulshok Morningstar Tower of Calamities Tower of Fortunes 3x Other towers Aladdin's Ring Lay Claim

Palladia-Mors

Land Tax Sylvan Library Howling Mine Spirit Link 3x Bouncelands 3x Generic Gainlands 3x BfZ 6x Cycling Lands Gruul Signet Boros Signet Selesnya Signet Rampant Growth Grow from the Ashes 1cmc Gain 1 3sacdraw Rith, the Awakener Rith's Charm Naya Charm Reforge the Soul Regrowth Eternal Witness 3x Charms Dominaria 2 Saprolings for 1G Spore Swarm Firewing Phoenix Ashcloud Phoenix New Phoenix Thornscape Battlemage Firemane Angel Keldon Overseer (Dominaria) Searing Meditation Gaea's Blessing Elixir of Immortality Revitalize Renewed Faith Idyllic Tutor Stormbind Warleader's Helix Beacon of Destruction Fanning the Flames Fight with Fire Font of Fertility 3x Guildmage 3x Guildmage 1x New New Selesnya 1x New new Boros Latulla, Keldon Overseer Ryusei, the Falling Star Greater Good Disintegrate Fireball Candles of Leng Arcane Encyclopedia Jayemdae Tome Sculpting Steel Disrupting Scepter Desert Twister Radjan Spirit Triskelion Dragon Engine The Hive, Whirlermaker Untamed Kavu Baloth Gorger Dawn of Hope Seed Spark Serra Angel Earthquake Hurricane Bonesplitter Trusty Machete Vulshok Morningstar Tower of Fortunes Tower of Calamities 3x Other Towers Aladdin's Ring

Vaevictis Asmadi

3x Bouncelands 3x BfZ 6x Cycling Lands Miren, the Moaning Well Geier Reach Sanitarium Mikokoro, Center of the Sea Gruul Signet Rakdos Signet Golgari Signet Rampant Growth Font of Fertility Grow from the Ashes Wrecking Ball Putrefy Darigaaz's Charm Jund Charm 3x Charms Reforge the Soul Regrowth Eternal Witness Darigaaz, the Igniter Thunderscape Battlemage Kokusho, the Evening Star Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni Warmonger Hellkite Kher Keep Greel, Mind Raker 3x Guildmage 3x Guildmage 1x New New Golgari Molting Skin Beacon of Unrest Beacon of Destruction Disintegrate Fireball Fight with Fire Bonesplitter Trusty Machete Vulshok Morningstar Candles of Leng Arcane Encyclopedia Jayemdae Tome Sculpting Steel Disrupting Scepter Desert Twister Radjan Spirit Triskelion Dragon Engine Disturbed Burial Mind Peel Rag Man Tower of Fortunes Tower of Calamities 3x Other Towers Aladdin's Ring

Chromium

3x Bouncelands 3x BfZ 6x Cycling Lands Azorius Signet Orzhov Signet Dimir Signet Coldsteel Heart Mind Stone Prophetic Prism 3x Ramos Death Grasp Mortify Think Twice Oona's Grace Dromar's Charm Esper Charm Dromar, the Banisher Stormscape Battlemage Stitchwing Skaab Advanced Stitchwing 3x Guildmage 3x Guildmage 1x New New Dimir Candles of Leng Arcane Encyclopedia Jayemdae Tome Disrupting Scepter Sculpting Steel Serra Angel Sengir Vampire Sengir Nosferatu Vulshok Morningstar Reassembling Skeleton Sindbad Syphon Life Honden of Cleansing Fire Beacon of Unrest Ivory Tower Dismantling Blow Hallowed Burial Disturbed Burial Triskelion Mageta the Lion Jotun Grunt Jotun Owl Keeper Counterspell Tetravus Triskelavus Scepter of Insight Mind Peel Mind Spring Controvert Grim Harvest Rag Man Bonesplitter Trusty Machete Vulshok Morningstar Tower of Fortunes Tower of Calamities 3x Other Towers Aladdin's Ring Lay Claim

And yes. I think that in terms of justifying itself, this truly is what I want. I want it more or less out, and I want that nested properly. While still all being what it is, Dragon is black, and Wyvern is red. And a Wyvern is a Dragon that is toward Bird, Scorpion and exoskeletal. Which stands to a greater kinship with Elemental. Cooler and easier to see Dragon within Red interpreted this way, as Red telegraphs its move when it makes it, its specificity and power could come from that. Whereas Dragon is just more morose, more greed-oriented, more all about the breath-weapon. Where less heraldry-similarity exists purely on its body, then the sapience is more and there's a focus on the Dragon's anthropomorphism and the mirror of unpleasant things. And Wyvern is subjects already touched upon. It's really more like that. We're huge fans. So much awesome, so much win. I hope you like this. That's where it's at.

Re: White card draw.

Problem with it NOT having it, is now both red and black have it, and green has it too with quite a few effects. Every color but white draws extra cards.

Problem with having it, White answers anything really well. The universality of white answering things does not mean every card is a council's judgment level card. There are also dodge effects in every color for removal, with ETB creatures invalidating the very concept, sack from play effects, blink, and discard to remove the answer whilst also the answer had to ALREADY line up with the threat, where the discard was better. Classic "color pie versus mode" problem of where these have now lined up.

Impulsive draw not very flavorful for white but might be the only good option. No white card draw means problems with land drops and this is the one that kills it. Harder to adjust the knobs when you'd like to have something like, awesome, a 5 mana Angel of Sanctions in 7 different versions... that I can't cast. And nothing got me to it.

White's mechanic would want to be cycling perhaps. This is already where it is. White could cycle and scry without much trouble, but where its identity gets messed up is that falling behind on the board having only wrath as an answer that ISN'T EVEN A GOOD ANSWER, for all of the GENERALIZED reasons in paragraph two, basically has just a "Level 1" strategic facepalm to it. The ones that already exist, like fetch a land, they've been done, and ALSO for the schizophrenic identity of the Army color reason.

How does Council's Judgment line up with Experimental Frenzy, for instance, the damage can already be done. These card draw effects are basically "infect damage" for white in strategic terms.

There is still the Abeyance wheelhouse. Let white do more faux discard. If Black now gets to destroy enchantments, this is an awful lot like how Black/Green is an inherently good thing to do a lot of the time and White/Green HARDLY ever is. Exacerbating it basically. If somehow there's a VERY repeatable abeyance impuslive draw thing, that might be it. Some kind of keyword. Do nothing not very fun, though. Annoying and fiddly and also temporary. Kind of have to just allow the draw. Or just allow white to actually rip the opponent's hand. How though? Oblivion Ring from hand? Or to do a bit more countering of spells. Or to have Oblation as its effect perhaps. This is reasonable, Oblation could be costed at 1.

As some kind of a "Tithe" keyword, maybe, for white lands. Drifting Meadow of draw two cards, but transferable. Which is the opposite of get more lands out to cast things but is still something. None of it is as simple as just have impulsive draw in white.

Reveal 2 (Reveal the top two cards of your library. You may put any of them into your hand. For each that you do, unless the card was a land, put a card in your hand or a land you control on the bottom of your library at the next end step as you can not may.)

Reveal might be it. We use "Counter" for two things, and though awkward, maybe even circles back. Which is universal enough for white to be the king of it but also just like scry. But this just steps on Explore in a basic way, it is a super good version of explore where you're digging like mad and look at those 8 slots in Standard right now, and all other versions of explore. You could hardly even put this on a card that wasn't a 1/1. What we want, then, IS impulsive draw... but where if you don't play it, you GET it to hand and the opponent draws a card. This is the basic implementation. White wouldn't throw this card away, and the disadvantage is about the same/worse, and would have to "put to hand".

So that would be "Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. When and if you don't, it and the top card of each other player's library are put into their owner's hands." Versus, without 19 extra words for the red version.

Or it could be Third Card. It could be "Reveal the top card of your library and put it into your library face-up third from the top. You may play it this turn."

Or white can have scry 3 as a land mechanic in the same wheelhouse.

We should keyword "temporary exile." That's what we'd have to do. Temporarily exile the top card of your library. You may play OR cast it this turn (OR other; hack effect, etc - MORE usable if not sadface AWOL = REASON to do so; one extra compressifying word, x1000fold other possible effects like Meddling Mage in reverse suplex), and have it be bottom of library. ("A card that's temporarily exiled can't switch turn zones without going to the bottom of its owner's library.") Notably, this is not a trigger but a state-based effect that doesn't use the stack which has some space. If treasures can be "not explained" to the tune of that much text, except where initially appearing, then that's pretty much where it's at.

"Enable that card." As the wording for temporary exile card can be cast that turn. Not automatic. Overall usage possible. Can also have "Enshrine that card" into ONE imprint space so that it can go on past the end of turn. Only works with cards used this way. General purpose usage, no effect, just recall totality. Thus being the humorous take on it.

Or there's "Draw X cards and reveal it/them. At the beginning of the end step, if you haven't played those cards, put that many cards in your hand on the bottom of your library." But lining up effect usage with "other weak card draw color" with a grok sphere would be best. Where could it go, if that's only temporary? Only one place. Only one isn't a wax on wax off of the typical usage. Especially with the main event ticket there. OH, HE LITERALLY RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF ON THAT PLAY! Oh, man. You shouldn't be... on television. HE LITERALLY THO. I just foam finger.

Bonus cards:

Arch of the Afterworld

2

Artifact

If Arch of the Afterworld is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.

The first two cards that would be put into each opponent's graveyard each turn are exiled instead.

At each end step, you may sacrifice Arch of the Afterworld. If you do, exile up to three target cards in a player's graveyard and scry 2. If the player was you and fully three cards were exiled this way, draw a card.

Travelmaster's Map

2

Artifact

Sacrifice Travelmaster's Map: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. Then scry 2.

Tap: Search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, then shuffle the rest of your library and put them on top of your library in any order.

@Starchart & Astrolabe

Crown of Reverberation

4

Artifact

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it for each other instant or sorcery spell you've cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Manalink Orrery

4

Artifact

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds another mana of the same type to their mana pool.

Craniomaelstrom Orb

4

Artifact

As Craniomaelstrom Orb enters the battlefield, you may put two cards in your hand on top of your library. If you don't, it enters tapped.

1, tap, sacrifice Craniomaelstrom Orb: Until end of turn, play with the top card of your library revealed and you may pay 1 to shuffle your library whenever you have priority. For each spell you've cast this turn, until end of turn, you may cast a card in your hand without paying its mana cost, or the top card for 2 instead of its normal mana cost.

KVM: You can see zoomed in here a bit somewhat of a possibility. One that doesn't have all edges flush with one another, but where for years at a time, you can do stuff that makes sense along those lines. Preferably decades.

Dawnwright Golem

4

Artifact Creature - Golem

Spells cost 2 less to cast, but for other players only as long as you've cast a spell actually reduced in cost this way.

If Dawnwright Golem is in your opening hand, you may reveal it to have each player create a Timecrystal artifact token with "Tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1."

4, sacrifice Dawnwright Golem: You gain 4 life and draw two cards.

4/4

Dragongrace Simulacra

4

Artifact Creature - Dragon

Flying

Creatures your opponents control can't attack unless their controller pays 2 or 2 life for each of them.

Tap, sacrifice Dragongrace Simulacra: Exile target artifact, enchantment or planeswalker you don't control. Its controller draws a card and you draw two cards.

4/5

Coresprawler Engine

4

Artifact Creature - Wyvern Wurm

Reach

Creatures your opponents control can't block unless their controller pays 2 or sacrifices a land for each of them.

4, exert Coresprawler Engine: Destroy target permanent defending player controls. They may search their library or graveyard for up to two basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library. Activate this ability only if Coresprawler Engine is attacking and unblocked.

5/4

Twinseeker

4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

Hexproof from creatures

When Twinseeker enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

When Twinseeker dies, unless you pay 3 life, target opponent looks at your hand, chooses a card in it, and it's put into your library third from the top.

4/3

Regenerator

4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

Flash

When Regenerator enters the battlefield during another player's turn, it gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

When Regenerator blocks, it gets +0/+4 until end of turn and regenerate it.

X: Regenerate target creature with converted mana cost X.

4/3

Flashsummon Engineer

4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

1, tap: The next creature spell you cast can be cast as though it had flash.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay 2. If you do, create a token copy of it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the end step of your next turn.

4/3

Calculotron Kaleidoscope

5

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

Exertconvoke

2, tap: Counter target spell your only opponent controls unless they pay 2. If they don't pay, they draw four cards.

During your first main phase, you may have target opponent fateseal 3 and tap all creatures you control as an additional cost to cast a creature spell. If you do, that creature enters the battlefield with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of colors spent to cast it.

Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or fewer creatures, add two mana of different colors.

4/7

Cosmic Edictbearer

7

Artifact Creature - Golem

Exertconvoke

When Cosmic Edictbearer enters the battlefield, you may choose another target nonland permanent. Its controller sacrifices it. If you controlled it, draw a card and add five everlasting mana of any color or combination of colors.

5/4

Siege Draconaught

3

Artifact Creature - Dragon Juggernaut

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, bolster 1.

1: Siege Draconaught gains flying and vigilance until end of turn.

2: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

4: Target creature gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

2/3

Prism-Altar Acolyte

3

Artifact Creature - Construct

Tap: Add one mana of any color.

Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.

2/4

Timeshield Sojourner

3

Artifact Creature - Construct

Suspend 3 - 1

Spells in your hand with converted mana cost 5 or less have suspend 5-2.

Tap: Choose a counter on a permanent or suspended card. Put another of those counters on that permanent or card or remove that counter from it.

Exile another creature you control: Put five time counters on it and it gains suspend. If this is the seventh time this ability has resolved this turn, take an extra turn after this one.

3/2

Psychbarrier Chimera

3

Artifact Creature - Chimera

Sacrifice Psychbarrier Chimera: Another target creature gains +0/+3 and gains hexproof until end of turn and Psychbarrier Chimera deals 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Whenever another creature enters or leaves the battlefield, Psychbarrier Chimera deals 1 damage to any target and 2 damage to you if you target a creature this way.

3/2

Emblazoned Seeker

X4

Artifact Creature - Soulshard

Cascade, cascade

Spend only 3, 4 or 0 on X.

2, remove a counter from a permanent you control: Target permanent gains haste, indestructible, or hexproof until end of turn, or put two such counters on any permanent at the next end step. Activate this ability only once each turn.

As you cast Emblazoned Seeker, choose whether it remains a base 3/2, or if it's a 0/3 with Sunburst.

When Emblazoned Seeker enters the battlefield, if you paid 3 or 4 for X, you may proliferate, then proliferate again.

3/2

Jodah, Ascended Archmage

4

Legendary Planeswalker - Jodah

When you cast a spell, if it's your turn, you may +2 loyalty, shuffle the spell into your library and end the turn.

You may exile two cards in your hand instead of paying the mana cost of spells you control with converted mana cost 7 or less, or one more card for any spell, or one less card for cost of 2 or less, and as if they had flash.

+1: Draw a card and reveal it, then you may exile the top two cards of your library, then you may exile two cards in your hand and return an exiled card you own to your hand. You may cast any of those cards now in hand without paying their mana cost if their converted mana cost is 3 or less.

0: If you own Jodah, exchange control of Jodah and a permanent you don't control.

-3: Each player shuffles four cards in their graveyard and/or nonland nonplaneswalker permanents they control into their owners' libraries. Add three mana of any color and create two total token copies of any nonplaneswalker nonland permanents. Untap up to three lands at the next end step. Fateseal 5. Then if Jodah's loyalty is ten or more, return three cards from your graveyard to your hand then gain 2 life for each card in your graveyard.

4

Tocasia Timemaster

4

Legendary Planeswalker - Tocasia

Unless you have less than 1 life, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Sources can't deal more than three damage to you or planeswalkers you control.

If there are seven or more cards in your graveyard or you have seven or more cards in hand you may counter any nonloyalty activated or triggered ability as it would resolve.

+1: Scry 3 or draw a card then discard a card. Create two Timecrystal artifact tokens with "Tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1." You may remove X loyalty counters from Tocasia to bind X permanents. If Tocasia's loyalty is ten or more or there are no cards in your library, take two extra turns after this one and put Tocasia on the bottom of your library.

-X: Return X other permanents including only one land to their owners' hands and draw X cards, then each player puts a card in hand on top of their library. For each that you controlled, put two loyalty counters on Tocasia. You can't remove zero or more than four counters this way. Then Tocasia phases out with two delay counters on it, and its abilities can't be activated on the turn it phases back in.

7

Puzzlecrafter 2 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Exertconvoke 2, tap: Target opponent may have you scry 5. If they don't, you manifest a card in your hand and put a +1/+1 counter on it and they investigate. Tap: Until end of turn, up to two target creatures you don't control can't be tapped for mana and their activated abilities can't be activated and each creature you control with converted mana cost 3 or greater gains those activated abilities. All creatures have "Tap, exert this creature: Add one mana of any color." 2/2

Lorewhisperer 3 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Exertconvoke 2, sacrifice Lorewhisperer: At the beginning of the next upkeep that you control a creature, planeswalker, enchantment and artifact and there are three or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, draw three cards. Tap: Draw a card, then discard a card, then put a card in your graveyard on the bottom of your library. 2/4

Magus of the Expedition 4 Artifact Creature - Wizard Exertconvoke 4, tap: Investigate, or have each player investigate three times. When Magus of the Expedition enters the battlefield, search your library for two basic land cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle your library. Recover 3 2/5

Peregrine Multiform 5 Artifact Creature - Soulshard Flying 2, tap: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all land cards there into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. If all were lands, all but one were lands, or all but one were nonlands, untap Peregrine Multiform. 3: If Peregrine Multiform is on the battlefield, shuffle it into its owner's library and create a token copy of any nonartifact permanent and also two Timecrystal artifact tokens with "Tap, sacrifice this: Add one mana of any color. Scry 1." When Peregrine Multiform enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands. 4/3

Windflame Thopter 2 Artifact Creature - Thopter Flying When Windflame Thopter enters the battlefield, draw a card. 3, tap, tap two untapped creatures you control: Draw a card. 4: Windflame Thopter gets +3/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent. 1/1

Icemagus Staff

3

Artifact - Equipment

Flash

Equip 2

Equipped creature gets +1/+3 and has "When this creature deals combat damage to a creature, bind that creature unless its controller pays 3 life."

When Icemagus Staff comes into play, prevent all damage target permanent would deal this turn and its activated abilites can't be activated this turn.

2, tap: Tap target creature. You may discard a card. If you do, prevent all damage any creature would deal this turn. Activate this ability only if Icemagus Staff isn't attached to a creature or the creature it's attached to is legendary, an artifact, or has converted mana cost 2 or less.

Firemagus Staff

3

Artifact - Equipment

Flash

Equip 2

Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and has "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Sacrifice a land: Target permanent you control gains wither until end of turn.

When Firemagus Staff comes into play, it deals 2 damage to any target, and an additional 1 damage to that target if you have Firemagus Staff deal 4 damage to you.

Tap three untapped creatures you control: Attach Firemagus Staff to target creature you control.

Lifemagus Staff

4

Artifact - Equipment

Convoke, flash

Equip 3

Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and has "When this creature attacks or blocks, you gain 3 life and may put the top three cards of your library into your graveyard, then any creature card from your graveyard into your library fourth from the top."

Put two cards in your hand or another permanent you control on the bottom of your library in any order: Attach Lifemagus Staff to target creature you control with haste, converted mana cost 2 or less, or that didn't come into play this turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.

When Lifemagus Staff comes into play or the creature attached to it dies, you may return another target creature card from your graveyard to play and unless it was for comes into play, target oppponent draws a card. Then tap that creature unless you bind two lands you control.

Warpmagus Staff

3

Artifact - Equipment

Flash

When Warpmagus Staff comes into play, if it's in play, you may shuffle another target nonland permanent into its owner's library. If you do, its owner looks at the top seven cards of their library, puts one of those into their hand and the rest on the bottom in any order, and skips their next draw step unless they sacrifice a permanent, discard a card or have one of their opponents investigate twice. If you owned the permanent, sacrifice Warpmagus Staff and investigate.

Equip 2

Shuffle a creature you control not attached to this into its owner's library: Attach this to target creature you control. Activate only once each turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has "When this creature leaves the battlefield, you may have target opponent draw a card, then put target creature that player controls on top of their library."

Matrix Shard

2

Artifact - Equipment

Flash

Equip 2

Equipped creature gets +2/+1.

When an equipped creature you control dies or a creature an opponent controls with converted mana cost 4 or greater attacks, you may put a nonland permanent from your hand with converted mana cost 3 or less into play.

When Matrix Shard comes into play, you may pay 2, discard a card, or sacrifice Matrix Shard and have target opponent fateseal 1. If you do, target creature gets +2/+1 and gains flying, trample, and first strike until end of turn.

Discard two cards: Exile Matrix Shard, then return it to play.

5, tap, sacrifice this: Draw two cards, then put a card in your hand or two permanents you control on the bottom of your library in any order.

Reflection Augur

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, if Reflection Augur became attached to the creature this turn, draw two cards, then discard a card. Otherwise, draw a card.

Equip 0

Stupor Circlet

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. If Stupor Circlet became attached to the creature this turn, scry 1.

Equip 0

Treasurehunter's Sail

2

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has flying.

When equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure, then you may sacrifice two Treasures. If you do, search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. If it was a basic land, you gain 1 life and look at the top card of target player's library.

When Treasurehunter's Sail enters the battlefield, you may put it into your library fourth from the top, then draw a card. If you do, draw a card, then put a card in your hand on top of your library, then you may put a creature card with converted mana cost 2 or less in your hand onto the battlefield.

Equip 2

Warhoard

2

Legendary Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

When equipped creature attacks with two or more other creatures or deals combat damage to a player, create a Warshard artifact equipment token with equip 1 and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1".

When equipped creature dies, you may clash with target opponent. If you win the clash, return a creature card with a different name with converted cost 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Warhoard's equip ability can be activated no more than twice each turn.

When Warhoard becomes unattached from a creature, if both Warhoard and the creature are still on the battlefield, put that creature on the bottom its owner's library and create a same Warshard.

Equip 0

Jewelhoard of Miragebarbs

2

Artifact

At each end step, Jewelhoard of Miragebarbs deals 2 damage to each player that both has three or more basic land types among the lands they control and cast a spell that turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell that is multicolored or has converted cost 5 or greater or activates an ability of a permanent with converted cost 3 or greater, this deals 2 damage to them.

Whenever an ability of a nonartifact source you control triggers, you may pay 3 life and sacrifice this. If you do, copy the ability and you may choose new targets.

3, sacrifice Jewelhoard of Miragebarbs: Draw a card.

1, sacrifice a land: You gain 1 life and each other player loses 1 life. Any player may activate this ability, as a sorcery.

The fastland versions of the cycling lands are perfect.

We would also want, etb anycolor talisman 11th(12th, even better) (NOT to obsoshift in dev. but to even add etb scry 1), and just scry temple of any colors (which is kind of bonkers but can save slots), but needs the drawback of can't be tapped for colored mana during a player's upkeep or end step, as add diamond instead in a separate clause.

Amend to further subdivision of Chronoarchaeology into also being Geargallery mainly holding these creatures, so that they can be not allowed if desired in clearly possible interference positions. Also possible is make them "exactly right" but they kind of want to be about this. Like hereabout.

Addenda to possible alternate scheme for 540/555 permucombo.

Phyrexian Metamorph= the one that can copy any and all, so no 1x/p ability

Birthing Pod 1x/p ability, both deal with creatures.

Not at ALL balanced to only use these but they are perfectly fair.

Complete cycle to put into Weatherlight/maybe even higher by one:

Cloister of Compleation

3w/p

Artifact

Exalted

Sacrifice Cloister of Compleation or exile two lands you control: Return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand and if it was a land, you gain 5 life. Activate as a sorcery unless you pay 3 life.

At your upkeep, when this comes into play, and when you attack with seven or more creatures, create a 1/1 white artifact Cleric creature token.

= can not have because is very good still to have two of them

Catacomb of Gitaxias

3b/p

Artifact

Sacrifice Catacomb of Gitaxias: Draw four cards, then discard three. Activate as a sorcery unless you pay 3 life.

Tap: Choose one - Target creature gets -3/-0 until end of turn; or each player who doesn't control a creature loses 2 life.

1b/p, tap: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Discard a card or sacrifice a creature if you returned two this way.

Magmaflow Scythe

3r/p

Artifact

Sacrifice Magmaflow Scythe: It deals 4 damage to any target and 1 to each planeswalker you don't control. Activate as a sorcery unless you pay 3 life.

2r/p, tap: Name a card. Target opponent chooses a card at random in your hand. If it matches, this deals 3 wither damage to any target. Otherwise, each other player loses 1 life.

1r/p, tap: Until end of turn, target combat creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn and gains trample and backstrike, where X is the highest of its power or toughness. Its controller sacrifices it at end of combat. Activate only before the combat damage step.

An alternate Bow of Nylea would be nice, but heck, maybe we're even getting that soon enough; errata not to have shoot down flyers but who plays with that kind of stuff, few.

I might have a few more ideas.

Yes I think that seems accurate to me too. Put it through its full value but I think it will hold. Especially copy an artifact and ramp through all available mana cost creatures with the etbs in spite of land count on board, the originals, it's funny how a context can refresh a thing in a whole new way. They scale the most and have the most brokenness, but it has paintbrush quality of that mana pip that makes the whole thing function right.

But it's cool to think and to have fine tuned it that that might not be at all true in the right situations and be that hard to judge. This is cool enough to include at both rates. So making them more equal.

This is right. I think her name is sweetest honeycake and user's posts blocked.

Feroz of Forbidden Realms

4

Legendary Planeswalker - Feroz

Players have no maximum hand size.

Spells cost 1 more unless they're cast from a player's hand and they're one of the last two or eighth or greater cards in that hand.

Feroz can't be attacked, by players that haven't cast a spell this turn, or while it has only one loyalty, or while you have only one card in hand, except by five or more creatures.

Put Feroz on the bottom of its owner's library: Draw a card, then unless an opponent pays 7 life you may shuffle your library. You may counter a spell unless its controller pays 1. If it's countered this way, gain retargeted control of the next spell its controller casts.

+1: Draw two cards, then put three in hand on the bottom of your library randomly. You gain 2 life for each card in hand. Then if you have at least 10 bonus life, +2 loyalty.

-3: Put any other permanent into its owner's library seventh from the top. Each player draws three cards, then reveals their hand and puts all but one land card there on the bottom of their library randomly.

-9: Reveal the top fourteen cards of your library and put all land cards there onto the battlefield. Of the rest, put one into your hand, then shuffle the others into your library then draw three cards and gain retargeted control of the next spell each other player casts.

4

KVM: How to make AT ALL interesting? This feels unique enough, the idea factory and the pressure is not easy. The constraint is a cool one, where difficult to remove plus forced initial idea creates something that fills a gap in the others. The ability for it to jump around, Tocasia's old preordain invincibility, goes with that ability. Where you're dropping a shield of 1 rather than a shield of 2 to do so, even with a recoup, 4 mana resolved major card is 4 mana resolved major card, and the floor and ceiling have duplication effect and opposite homelands effect.

I couldn't resist. The trolling potential combined with the success of having this last card be homelands was too great.

Chaos Orb

2

Artifact

1, tap: Choose a permanent. If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy that permanent and sacrifice Chaos Orb. If you lose the flip, you may pay 1 life to bind that permanent, and you lose 1 more life if it was a land. Then if you don't pay the life and could have, you may exile Chaos Orb and draw four cards, then shuffle two cards in your hand into your library.

Maybe you don't care for this, but I'm moving on. Is handoff.

Civilization VII primer / far-off preview (idea: could be the last for even as long as 25 years; to beat on Deity would be that there's very nearly no such thing as 'the video that shows how to beat deity', that mainly you had to get lucky - not lucky-lucky but that the adjacency and specificity means that that's pretty much a game that only you will ever have played.)

Back to a Civilization III template; any question default to heavy weight hereupon. (Should be, yes. Should end up better than the actual king of them all.)

Default map = Continents with balanced archipelagoes and mid tier islands... do some deep level work on this with human paintbrush morphology

Primary attribute: people What matters is the word of mouth and will of the people Citizens and great people sure, but mainly they live their lives rather than get used up

Zone of control for workers and settlers Both workers and builders Trade route building Repair pillage from city center Some ranged Some multi-round combat, is fun; is WarcraftIII/versus WarcraftII and will keep - but MAYBE not - that is a responsibility rather than a style-only sales tactic for beginner play

Units stack You can obtain intelligence of what 'should' be in the city-square you are attacking and it will be accurate within 5-10 units based on how much of the map you have explored, the size of the city, what contacts you have, what preliminary embassies you have and what full embassies you have (NOT diplomatic status) And you can also always obtain full intelligence before you attack without a diplomat or spy unit by paying for it at the gates Otherwise you just know. Nice (?) functonality Interface sucks; make it just folder-subfolder-subfolder but look nicer

With mainly doubling improvements as before but +2 added to them. Some fancy attributive improvements Basically, everything you could think of and more you couldn't, but not a waste of your time Districts IN-city with 4, but can still build PLENTY of surprise-type stuff like that

So none of these have anything MUCH biased towards 'evil'. Thus treacherous means diplomatic. Imperialistic means organized. All of them are.

Civ III but shifted if necessary, plus:

Organized = "white black / gold purple" Protective = "blue black white / green white" Philosophical = "green blue" Charismatic = "white red green" Intuitive/(AND/or-gate Spiritual#1-Artistic/Cultural/Scientific#2) = "red green" Innovative = "red blue"; 75-25 Artistic-Cultural over Science in its own way into possibly multicultural Diplomatic = "blue white"

Seafaring = Flexible OR Multicultural OR Nomadic on Pangaea = AND-gate

"Cultural; effectively"

Mainly original track. Streamlined but powerful culture and faith, still orginal-legacy pantheons but no more specific religions; uses polytheistic then monotheistic/philosophical/societal/organized/pluralistc.

Archaeology and Year 2250.

With two levels of play based on the original traits or with full craziness on top of them.

We'll support that Oathbreaker too. I thought that one was creature OR planeswalker. Whoops. That works and has to be in, and it has dual compatibility with how it's nice to put those in a more medium area with also circling back into having a plus ability, and could be lower on the curve. The instant or sorcery having commander inevitability combining with a lower tax of only 3-5 instead of 4-6 would be worth keeping an eye on with how good we would want to make these. Truly different and seems fantastic, as degenerate as some possibilities might be. The parameters do seem to chafe on it being too extreme, so simply an opportunity at that point. That feels similar to Chaos Orb constructed as a next level variant, which is just among things that having a role in, I would then be subsequently very interested. There's an awful lot of things that would be possible there, very multiplicative.

I will consider this as ALWAYS being played with exactly five players, and having some interlock with star/emperor rule subsets as the casual interlock, and the rest as being, once again, as given trickle-down effect.

And in fact, that's also not enough for it not to be lacking in variance. As considered, you have to have five decks, for 300 card constructed, so sort of bringing back a Prismatic-type format, with separate color identity. You have to have all five colors separate-counted however you want as individual oathbreakers. And there are unified deck construction rules of course. And then "go first" and "no SAME commander" applies to this, with a star-similar configuration, and choose a new color, whether it was in order or not; the first player chooses one constituent, says which color that counts as if it has more than one, and then it goes by draft-last type order. So all of your decks have to be good, you get randomized first-to-last ordinality. Go first being both good and bad, with sufficient interest. But with monocolor commanders not being gimped or massively advantaged - this is what a stringent ruleset can do. This is something that is easy to do at this point. This can be trotted out as a "super duper extras" category for possibility storm here. An incredibly difficult puzzle which ends up including the creature combat similarities of commander and how good and prevalent that would be there, and hence, helping card design advance. And something to do with sphere of influence. Perhaps simply this: you already have a planeswalker commander. And you can attack your adjacent players with CREATURES, but otherwise they're outside of your sphere of influence entirely, it's as if they're phased out. So the politics is somewhat set. But you get to CHOOSE which they are - the player who goes LAST chooses whether it's attack across or attack adjacent. So going infinite, just DOESN'T even win you the game. Now that's getting somewhere. So you go first/second, etcetera, and this all shakes out like this. Accomplishing many goals at once. So go ahead, etcetera, but we cannot be held responsible. And the final piece of this puzzle is that the sphere of influence is extended to all players during exact rounds when ALL players have their oathbreakers in play. So thus armageddon goes back into contention - kind of all of this is to deal with armageddon, but that's a legitimate restriction. Every eighth round starting with player 1, sphere of influence is universal, marked by a special d8, who is sort of 'on the dealer button', but they pass it just like it would there, so it shifts. So there's that, and there's also roll a d10 for a 3 out of 10 chance on every turn will ALSO be universal sphere of influence. So combo killers could be satisfied with their chance of pulling that off. This is the kind of thing we can figure out. Format is ridiculous, sounds degenerate, but just stop there. No - that's why this is how this is, right? Right.

This also brings up an issue of the turing completeness of the game, with how mind-bending some of the possibilities could be, with the dependencies. This wouldn't even work, would it, it would have to be active player-based, and universal otherwise, so sort of "phasing: the format". Which even STILL probably doesn't even work, with full dependencies... maybe only ACTUAL phased out players works. Phased out unless attacked, which phases them back in, and only losing their Oathbreaker to the attack removes their superhexproof self and permanents, cannot be forcibly tapped unless allowed, permanents can't be sacrificed or have less than 1 toughness, indestructible permanents to nondamage effect, and Platinum Angel plus Worship effect that applies on top of that, but which VERY latter one applies to simultaneity. So adds to the incentive along WITH planeswalkers you might want to kill. Maybe this to round out the ideas: the active player chooses phasing step add +2 to the roll for universal sphere of influence, or that the next two rolls CANNOT have this added to it (including themselves, so clear incentive), including a transition beyond the precluded sphere of influence either way the last player to act chose. All of those interlocks. But otherwise this would work. Phasing and state-based effects handle this. It could also just be standard game within that already heavy complexity. So that's the complexity level of attack oppositely of how it is in Emperor here. Which clearly is a lot. So there's that too. But basically this.

Maybe just play Commander like that. That'd be a skill challenge that would be really fun. That would be even more so, for some kind of difficulty level interlock, as it would be 500 card constructed.

We can make this, in the subset, the most universal possible. I guess a pre-craziness subset (that is sort of necessary... is not resolve board wipe or mass LD annoying, and equally so for infinite combo type win with no mitigation?)... that we wouldn't quite want all instants and sorceries as the signature spells. But it could be weighted that way. It could be, funnily enough, designed like spell arcana. Two of them can be instant OR sorcery. Three of them can then afterwards be Legendary creature/Lesser CMC instant or sorcery/Lesser CMC Enchantment/Uncommon Planeswalker(ONLY slot like this, but okay), Enchantment/colored artifact/Legendary colorless artifact unlocked by paying planeswalker tax of 2 up front (stays at 2 when dies)/Greater CMC instant or sorcery, additional Planeswalker or Legendary creature/SAGA or lesser CMC enchantment by at least 2/nonlegendary artifact or creature. Or it can round out to just being itself with all-out instants and sorceries. Or they could be nonlegendary nonartifact creatures, once again rounding out as universal choices. Or also every single card (all 5) could be a legendary creature with CMC less than its planeswalker or ALL greater than each accompaniment by at least 2. So tiny leaders that aren't so tiny, once again, once more unto the breach, including value walkers 3-5 range into craziest bomb legends. As well as all IDENTICAL in terms of CMC, that would be its logic. Pushes the envelope of its parameter set but something like that. Something for land is hard to figure out. I think it probably is just a redundant printing of Expedition Map, but that has something interesting going on. Perhaps a mashup: Ancient Treasuremap, with an easier second part cost structure by 1(amended to 2 for printability @2020Jan.), but just a dust counter activation, additional effect being, afterwards, you may grant each player two Treasure tokens and if you don't your opponents scry 1(amd. to 2), but card can tap to sacrifice Treasures to draw cards at a cost of 2(amended to 3, same for universality). Thus reflecting a pre-transform Treasure Map. And can shuffle itself from play and another card from your graveyard into your library for 3 for once used up utility concept, like Elixir but with the older cost and effect scope. Final ability also has put a land from your hand onto the battlefield. This one would be a good push. Maybe call it Dustrune Treasuremap, a bit spiffier. Dustrune Eternal-Atlas I guess. Relevant sharing area.

Which makes it:

Dustrune Eternal-Atlas

1

Artifact

Dustrune Eternal-Atlas enters the battlefield with a dust counter on it.

2, tap, remove a dust counter from this: Search your library for a land card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. You may have each player create two Treasure tokens. If you don't, each opponent scrys 2.

3, tap, sacrifice a Treasure: Draw a card.

3, tap: Shuffle Dustrune Eternal-Atlas from play, and target card from your graveyard, into your library. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate this ability only if there are no dust counters on this.

Already good, like on end step with the options. But not worse than this. Funky tap abilities.

That's what comes from really digging into it and having to accept that from A follows B. It's not like when you have so much built in that has the opposite job that to look at this wouldn't even be right. So we would want more sagas. As if we already wouldn't.

So that's looking like something. It STILL kind of wants, what, just simply Null Brooch / Flusterstorm type stuff if you're going to be playing that without the spheres of influence. Hard to come up with exactly the right idea though. With all of that, that's something with normal rules that errata hater will play. This has a lot of variety. There's just the old walkers superiority over the newer ones, but it's not a serious issue I guess. The more rapprochement based ones would be costed like that but strong like perhaps narrow use equals make one deck carry its weight, a long time. That could then work. Heck, that new Kiora you could even play, right. That doesn't lose much of the total. That just has to be that way. If we are to say. All right. Concept push complete. Okay have fun, I would look at this myself, it's quite the depth study.

I would be hyped to play this. You could stop wrath or armageddon as a binary combined game theory exclusion just by choosing white first, and in this way multicolor would help by a lot, but it would not be completely impossible. That would be very new, though, even though it's very planechase.

Which is dual restrictive. It is meant to be a hard lock on certain signature spells to keep the banlist small as it is given there. The players AFTER the first player have to line up their signature spell AND their choice of what color they are calling from their commander. So this works in a good inclusive way making those both powerful options. But then it gets overruled based on the no SAME commander (OR spell) as the last option that comes in the logic gates AFTER show certain decks that have been precluded from play later in the process. So you could always play something no matter what. With the expansion of the options of playing a creature-based game, this really helps all colors have something going in every game, for casual fun. This would be casual fun that includes the competitive metagaming by a greater amount. You get restriction and then overruled, and that's just good. You take a little bit of time to roll four times for priority order, and then a short process of having some variance of show first gamesmanship, but it is hardly prohibitive. Then you can just go for it, with the lower life total helping with the minimum recommended players. The color wheel aspects really dictate. Maybe kitchen table but still really good. Can't really change it to be 3+ color creatures or Gods, would be better to leave it as, there's just not that much to do here in terms of WUBRG-forced commander options that leave the barest amount of colorless to wiggle away. The best moves and plays would still be really hard. There are still a few really good first moves in 3-color existing walkers, the tuning of which could be perhaps obvious or not at all obvious. No point making it something that there's no point it being different, that the one could attack the other.

This is going to lead to an in-house policy change, but when something is forced it's a lot easier to justify. Techically this and technically that, etcetera.

How that would get dealt with in the yearly commander decks would be fluxable, but just knowing of this helps. One issue is that it's not a thematic lending but a thematic mishmash extraction, it's far more general, like a sealed deck. It would not get made as guess what, here's just one thing x5-7, it would be how we play it, and this would not technically exist, it is best for it not to. This being the case, we could make this invisibly exist by a slow introduction rate of permanently doing 7 per cycle, and either 2 or 3 planeswalker commanders (which would be the good ones with cross-compatibility, not just brawl tier ones but whose keep doing the good ones additional use of the symbol keeps going in Standard), or zero, but throw that many more in each time regardless. OR still zero overall or only one~ but this would be more rare. Doing this would allow a slow accumulation of the sealed deck analogy. Like basically the newest environment, not one or the other, but both, getting that done as a nice cherry on top of store appreciation player appreciation, that those stacks and their sealed environments have more interactivity and beatability melded to expectation of 'bomb legend carries a flag of companion cards, but might be as few as two', whose permutations become vast. By simply doing the one the other comes by more. So it kind of answers a tertiary question of continuance - and everything else is your eventual top tier of cards other than those, that may lag by a reasonable rate, but when is include all and cards cost 4 or 5 and some things just laugh at that, that's not too bad. I like the wait and see attitude and I always made my cards like this. They were like this from the beginning, they're just better now. That's an easy decision, just from a concept push point of view. You can come up with hidden ensconced things for your whiteboard concept push and never run out of them.

That's really sick. You see how I was right, how bad an idea that was. Not only did that have a caution sign like that, like please don't, that makes it harder for us, we can also add that and have the clearest possible vision for how, sure, there's a bit of risk making the card for that character (LESS when more than one version can be made) but with card type differentiation along these axes, you easily get to make all of that for one 1000-section. So do that.

I can't really top that or add tangential interest that's more than that. Those kind of fill the flow chart by more than enough for this set to have a job without the many jobs it has being the only thing it does, that the flavor win individual card has to suffer by any more.

Oathbreaker update: "Color identity" wording, intent understood of course. +10 cards per deck, 350 total. Also 25 life, to make close to version B of commander. Could align or not align, your choice, but seems beneficial to have difference on pure familiarity ratios of absolutism deckdeath samplelife.

Whether or not you do them at all axiomatically with double-border arrowsymbol use only once that doubles for loyalty box meaning can be your commander could kind of go the way of best work, but getting the 4(5) War of the Spark(Top 10/20(?) quality can't even tell until all shakes out) split the difference as those ones that have those characters that have been available for that long seems like you can. You've got FOUR(five) options there, otherwise you're just making more war of the spark and they're only legacy and vintage-legal anyway. You can combine the general with the specific that way and really tell the story. It's a time surfers story and can count it that way. Brawl could go either way but new ones could be part of the imminent future as part of the checkmarkboxes not done with that much, also, the one only adds redundantly so they all get made that way and the decision can be both last minute and retroactive. So kind of special passes, large categories, and some pretty easy work. Makes sense right.

Better that it not, and a special tip of the hat to all the more so, never even thought of, that means you made them all yourself and reading comprehension-absorption not really the highest. To do ALL, no matter if they are the labeled ones, could be both rule 0 and some kind of rule 0.1, of further breakdown of the oathbreaker 70-system. Where IT, also, could be like how about just all of it. ONE deck instead of ALL of the decks, but can be a creature leading the color identity charge of the spell. Where its 50/50 system is that it's also just shuffle the whole pile together with NO super saiyan spells in the command zone. And the 0.1 part of it being, a full design slate of the extra 30 cards that it would use. And they can ask that you use them. Like flip a coin kind of, to be doing that much afield of just give us a moment and we'll tell you exactly why.

That was a good change that we can just do the bare minimax and that will be the greediest and most circumspect antimistake. Any of the pretty much unfun, anti-interaction keywords that do a god rather than just a planeswalker have their paradox totality game that makes a der infinite special card, with which goes the der infinite widget card like a hilarious risen reef meme, and which axiomatically old man coffee = blue white (white because lifegain strongest pure wall in shared) loses by more than it would have lost before and just can't do all of the things, just most of the things. It's supposed to and it's also supposed to go towards pro tour 1 type II restricted cards but distributed, by closest facsimile, gets pushed towards less than half versus the whole field with an unyielding ammunition case. Easily use that but with some kind of inherent playtest bonus of london mulligan versus correct final mulligan and make the cards good enough in cube good enough in legacy etcetera to staple their fun time widget effects to them. Since a blowout of the lands is no longer considered kosher or at all fun. And buyback take extra turns effects. Why would I be too far that way when I can just be like ha, I would have done that a bit different. Welcome back to celebrity burnout. Our two headed giant team has just declared that the emperor team is full of shit and should eat that proverbial shit, and die. More on this very soon. And our pitchfork demands will be met. Prayergasm.

Re: "Arena"/"Weatherlight" cube. A self-evident to the astute property of this template is Candles of Leng and Disrupting Scepter(among others, but EASY, just don't budge and don't bloat), within which there is flex slot for, as you see, a potentially wonky design in terms of its consistency. But not actually. The one that frames the MTGSalvation discussion thread is also like this. It needed some work to be as good as this can make it in terms of playability, power creep is not its friend necessarily. But those both get to happen. Just do that, and Kamigawa Dragon/Warmonger Hellkite/Also maybe swap Keiga equality-downgrade-next gen and that will work. Lots of things will work with that. At that point it is among the fiddlier designs, for which there are more infinities than first order infinities.

I suppose it makes the most sense to only add Revised 7th Edition and Twilight of the Gods rares and mythics as the Reserve List, section 2 cards, since the needs of these continual fancypantses dictate that even marginal function over collectibility, but that does get its section. That still leaves a lot. It leaves an awful lot of artifacts, there are so many that only some would be the top slot.

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So now the issue of creating a temporary band-aid of excitement for getting by on as low as two slots in exactly that setting is solved and can be either or. That makes these only a maybe. But just like brawl, it's just not in the best case scenarios to walk back on doleouts than to double down. That improved planeswalkers and I do not have to make it up that I think that would be fun and it coincides with it working from a functional point of view. So similarly. That was hard to see. If these are too busted from a consistency/dominance/ubiquity point of view I take full responsibility for either outcome of their asterisk power level banning re-unbanning or permanent fixture status. As is intended. It is not, NOT intended. But it is made on purpose. It is meant to be possibly triple up on the card disadvantage moxes with the new Mox Amaglam and NOT include Sol Ring etc but DO include these, as a type 1.75 environment that includes all cards except Ring, Moxen, Lotus, Ancestral and Time Walk, and that has legs. That is an option window at that point. I am happy with this. We are required to figure things like this out if it is going to be offered and even called eyepopping. Those go with the Force of Wills by quite a lot. And these things become different substantially. If you like the monopoly, Legacy is for you. And heck, it's just absurd, there's Ancestral and Time Walk there for you along with other pitch and craziness counterspells even then. So that kind of does something about it. But I could see it in the more complex way. That could add more than it takes away. There was irreducible complexity there as well. No way not to have group restriction for that. TO be clear, the color balance stays no matter what, and only these ones are make the job harder on purpose to make the result better.

How good is that that game-functionally identical is so simple to solve, but was a low bar to clear, and we could by far do this. And interlocked with all of this. This is such super hype, I just consider what hype I would want if I was less fortunately put-upon.

That's fantastic. Thank you. I feel like I had my time. It's a weird thing to have it be like this, but an unfortunate one too. I got to set up a much, much wider system and have that be one and the same as BOTH a set that I made almost the whole thing and serves as a background AND the part where I also kind of made all of it, made some important stuff, but the quota asks for something really impressive also and there's no way you won't deliver. That can be finished like that no problem right. One PART be the most finished thing ever and then even any trickle of furtherance towards the approaching to 10,000 barest few permutations as a weighted system of average 1.75ness, just shows the validity. I both like it and agree with this and also think, this can be so much better. Like so much trimming has to happen. For me to stay wanting to do as much as this anymore, I've kind of got a lot going on. If I could attain to the most insight for fewest specific anecdotes while having a good time that is a less stressful time, I think I just don't want it as much anymore. I don't want it by as much as some people would want it now. It was a lot like its overarching gifted program obligations. I don't see how not to do this. I don't see how not to provide enough that makes that possible. I can't really top it and I don't have a big ego that needs to do this anymore, by a focus-repetitiousness. I have a big ego that is maybe jaw-droppingly humble a bit differently. That being said. This is the stress talking, maybe. Like how do you see my cards and think, there's no more to do. There's more to do still I guess. By judicious choice.

So I guess this means you've decided to make it a sunk cost, and that those will all be FULLY nuts with that, and that it can be EVEN better, but game theory worse, game theory manageable as pay fully two life for colored mana. You don't have to reprint anything that way. And the solution can share its space, that was one way to see it. If gold and purple don't accept that as payment at all, ever, that can do it by enough. Then you're forced into making those be something that makes sense, but that the mistake case doesn't sequester and fully besmirch. I can like that. But my reaction was correct. That needed those elements at the very least. The land had to be an actual land, and that was all really tricky.

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You don't have to make something to win, make it interesting and play out to a divergent and yet similar game here. And that was pretty much it. Try to cut some artifacts and pick creatures similar to deck #1. And design them as well. You could push the issue and say that that just collapses, but if you say an even simpler points system where casting and doing partial kill is worth half and this is worth a lot of money, then how about that? Come off of it, really. They can have an opinion, and I'll do my job. There are some points where it's a bit unglued and I will say them where they are. There is some incoherency to it too, but where it ISN'T is that you can't even build to order and understand that.

2019 wish list / card list:

Amassing the Crusaders

2W

Sorcery

Convoke

Each player sacrifices a land and draws three cards, then puts a land card in their hand onto the battlefield tapped and exerted and trenched. Put two +1/+1 counters on a creature you control. If you don't control one, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. Untap two creatures and two lands you control and creatures you control gain exalted until end of turn.

Spell Arcana - If you have two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard and/or two different spell types in your graveyard, create an additional 2/2 white Knight creature token, even if you got +1/+1 counters before.

KVM: Back in full swing, is now justified. Good to be. A few thoughts. This plays well among the possibilities there. Counter-control and kill that, kill that aren't that much worse, but this is one of the better mechanics for the game flow in such a system. I would call a trickle-down effect of "fun matters, are these cards fun" with the very top level of such an idea to be, just the same thing. We played the best of the best 2005 onward and that has automatic flavor if you use the power spectrum flavor winners that comprise the somewhat auto-picks... they have a lot going for them and something like this is what slots can get added... kindle is very cool and every color wants a bit of this. So the struggle of "what mechanics do we do" is somewhat moot - it's a first pick effect spectrum that defines it a bit more, a two-card combos spectrum a bit more than trying to do that. If we get a bit more of that, that works in a way that is more to the player. For this much, this much. So I call this correct. It's just that you want to squeeze that and look at it a bit closer. Interesting that it has the associations that it does. What are our best overall team players here? What can we do to get this equal, new, and the same, but with an immodest calculation of being more fun than before. Planeswalkers and the "stock answer, can we do better" automatic draw a card mechanic are very hard to overcome actually, and this works in favor of control, which works in favor of the design slant chosen. It's good for the truncation angles of gameplay shutdown to be smoother but it absolutely does make for a Scarab God situation where you just get all smug and make a Hazoret and only that can beat it - this is somewhat inherent to the system and will pop up again. What do they ALL do, and ALL meaning "ways that were played before getting taken out" in favor of a bit more repetitive(working on it) "character" game. We gotta have those characters. But we need to "sell" them a bit less. That will make it easier to just let every item float where it is in the idea.

Such as, let's make morphs evergreen along with maskshaping. Let's allow morph to work backwards and make some use of "for its Morph cost" wording. And so on. It's a time spiral, and a good one.

Coalition War Camp

1WW

Enchantment

When Coalition War Camp is countered or an effect an opponent controls causes you to discard it from your hand, you draw two cards.

When you cast Coalition War Camp, choose whether it's Domain enabled or not.

If an opponent could choose at least one Coalition War Camp as a target for a spell, he or she chooses at least one Coalition War Camp this way.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell or draws a card, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Domain - Creatures your opponents control can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless they pay X, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Thus we can do a lot. We're in early best horizon days still. Those spiffy italic words becoming a bit more nailed down like that could do a lot. This one meaning exclude other effects and only on the battlefield.

Dust to Will 1WW Sorcery Choose target permanent. Until end of turn, whenever a creature other than the target permanent dies, its controller draws a card. Destroy the target permanent and Dust to Will deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. You and target opponent each fateseal one another 3.

Such as basically that. Okay.

Strobe Nova 2WW Instant Kicker W If Strobe Nova was kicked, it can't be countered. Choose one - Destroy all creatures and each player gains 1 life for each creature destroyed this way; or each player exiles three creatures they control and all of the rest they control if this was kicked, then returns those permanents to the battlefield, opponents' tapped and yours untapped, at the beginning of the next end step; or if Strobe Nova was kicked and wasn't cast from your graveyard, exile it with four time counters and it gains suspend, and exile all nonland permanents that didn't come into play this turn for as long as Strobe Nova is suspended this way. Flashback 5WW

Chainbreaker Djinn 3UU Creature - Djinn Flying When Chainbreaker Djinn deals combat damage to a player, draw three cards, then all creatures lose all abilities and each opponent turns two creatures they control face down. They're 2/2 creatures. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Morph 1UU 5/4

Funnelchurn 3U Instant You may reveal another blue card in your hand and return two permanents you control to their owners' hands instead of paying Funnelchurn's mana cost. Draw five cards, then shuffle three cards in your hand into your library. Then if both permanents you returned to cast this were creatures, draw an additional card. Then if both were lands, discard two cards.

Infestation Vector B Creature - Zombie 1BB, discard four cards: All other creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn and Infestation Vector gets +2/+2 until end of turn. 1B, discard two cards: Return Infestation Vector to the battlefield from your graveyard with two +1/+1 counters on it. 2/1

Entropic Gatekeeper 1B Creature - Horror Maskshaping At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on Entropic Gatekeeper, you lose 1 life for each -1/-1 counter on it, and unless each each player pays 1 and 1 life, they discard a card. When Entropic Gatekeeper deals damage, you lose 2 life, and if it was blocking, bind it. When Entropic Gatekeeper dies, if it had two or more -1/-1 counters on it, you gain 1 life and each other player loses 1 life and return it to the battlefield tapped. You may cast Entropic Gatekeeper from your graveyard for 2BB if you have no cards in hand. 5/4

Breeding Core 2BB Enchantment When Breeding Core enters or leaves the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 black Thrull creature tokens. Whenever a creature you control dies, you lose 1 life and get an experience counter. Sacrifice a creature: Add BB, you gain 2 life and each other player loses 1 life. Activate this ability only if you have ten or more experience counters. BB: Put Breeding Core on top of your library.

Regency of Darkhollows 4BB Enchantment You may pay BB and sacrifice four permanents instead of paying Regency of Darkhollows' mana cost. If you do, if it would be countered, instead after it enters the battlefield, exile it at the beginning of the next end step. When Regency of Darkhollows enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. Surrender the monarchy: Creatures you control gain lifelink and get +1/+1 and indestructible until end of turn and you can't gain the monarchy until your next two turns are over. Pay 3 life: Draw a card and create two 1/1 black Faerie creature tokens with flying. Activate this ability no more than twice each turn unless you pay BB more to activate it. Cycling BB

Shatterdancer R Creature - Satyr Whenever an artifact or the second or greater creature of the turn enters the battlefield, Shatterdancer deals 1 damage to each player. 1R, tap, sacrifice Shatterdancer: Destroy target artifact and Shatterdancer deals 5 damage to you. 2/1

Viashino Bloodpainter R Creature - Viashino Warrior 1R: Target creature gains haste until end of turn. This ability costs 1 less to activate as long as any player has 10 or less life. R, tap, pay 5 life or sacrifice a creature: Viashino Bloodpainter deals 1 damage to any target and an additional 1 damage if it's the first time you've activated this ability. 2/1

Goblin Sentries R Creature - Goblin Warrior Goblin Sentries can't block and attacks each turn if able. Tap, sacrifice Goblin Sentries: Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste and first strike and an additional such token if you pay RR. When Goblin Sentries enters the battlefield, if you have no cards in hand, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with haste and first strike. 2/1

Seismic Runebinder 1R Creature - Troll Shaman When you cast your second spell each turn and you've also played a land this that turn, create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token with haste. Seismic Runebinder gets +1/+0 for each two creatures and two lands you control, counted together dependently for the same +1/+0. Tap, sacrifice a land: Bind two target permanents. 1RR: Regenerate Seismic Runebinder. 3/1

Pyrowrath Engine 5RR Artifact Creature - Construct Trample, menace, bloodprice, breachprice 5RR, sacrifice Pyrowrath Engine: Destroy all creatures that were dealt damage this turn. They can't be regenerated. Pyrowrath Engine deals 2 damage to each opponent for each creature they control that was destroyed this way. When Pyrowrath Engine enters or leaves the battlefield or attacks for the first time, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any targets. When you cycle Pyrowrath Engine, you may have it deal 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you. Cycling 1RR 7/5

Boggartcraft 2R Sorcery Create three 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. Then if you cast Boggartcraft from your graveyard, you may sacrifice two creatures and draw two cards. Buyback RR, pay 3 life Flashback 3RR

Art of Zeal 2R Instant Create a token copy of target artifact or creature card on the battlefield or in a graveyard. It gains haste until end of turn. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step. Cycling XXRR When you cycle Art of Zeal, you may gain control of target artifact or creature with converted mana cost X or less, then you may sacrifice an artifact or creature and it deals damage equal to twice its converted mana cost to any target. (This effect doesn't end at end of turn.) Flashback 5RR

Weaver of Prismvine G Creature - Dryad Tap: Put a +0/+1 counter on Weaver of Prismvine. Sacrifice a creature: Add G. If this is the third or greater time you've activated this ability this turn, add one mana of any color instead. Activate this ability only if there's a positive stat counter on a creature you control. Tap, tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color. 2/1

Taiga Wolverine G Creature - Wolverine Flash, haste, trample 2GG: Taiga Wolverine gains first strike until end of turn. When Taiga Wolverine blocks, it gets +3/+0 until the end of your next turn. Whenever a creature dies and Taiga Wolverine dealt damage to it this turn and Taiga Wolverine is still on the battlefield, Taiga Wolverine deals 5 damage to you. 2/1

Hedgescythe Doctor G Creature - Troll Shaman As Hedgescythe Doctor enters the battlefield tapped, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. GG, tap: Put a +1/+0 counter on target creature. Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to it this turn. 1G, tap: You gain 2 life. Activate this ability only if you control a creature with a +1/+0 counter on it or you spend 2 more to activate it. 3GG or discard two cards: Regenerate Hedgescythe Doctor. If it's regenerated this way, put a +1/+0 counter on each creature you control. 2/1

Havenvigil Titan 2GG Creature - Giant Havenvigil Titan can't be countered. Vigilance Sacrifice Havenvigil Titan: Draw a card and put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. GG, tap, sacrifice a land: Havenvigil Titan deals 3 damage to any target and you put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card, then if you have two or more cards in hand, each other player draws a card. 4/4

Gnarled Harvestfallow 3G Creature - Elephant Shaman Trample Tap, put two -1/-1 counters on Gnarled Harvestfallow: Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature and create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. Put a land you control on top of your library: Tap target creature. When Gnarled Harvestfallow enters the battlefield, each opponent may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield, with two additional -1/-1 counters on it. 7/7

Eternal Seedflow 2G Sorcery Convoke Search your library for a creature card or three basic land cards, put it or them into your hand, then shuffle your library. Then you may sacrifice two creatures and put a creature card or up to three land cards in your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield. At the beginning of your upkeep, if Eternal Seedflow is in your graveyard and there are eleven or fewer cards in your graveyard, you may pay GG. If you do, choose land or creature and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of that type, put that card into your hand and the rest of the revealed cards into your graveyard. If you would draw a card while Eternal Seedflow is in your graveyard and there are twelve or more cards in your graveyard, instead draw two cards then shuffle Eternal Seedflow into your library.

Brambleweaver r/g Creature - Elemental Tap: Add R or G. Brambleweaver deals 2 damage to you. r/g: Brambleweaver gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. You may cast Brambleweaver from your graveyard if you control five or more lands. 1/1

Will of the Wild 1RG Creature - Elemental When Will of the Wild enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment or bind target nonbasic land. If you don't, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and Will of the Wild gains haste, trample and first strike until end of turn and if you attack with it this turn, target opponent returns a card from their graveyard to their hand unless you put no +1/+1 counters with this ability. Cycling RG When you cycle Will of the Wild, create two 1/1 red and green Elemental creature tokens and each opponent reveals their hand. 3/2

Unsquelcher Hydromorph UG Creature - Plant When you cast Unsquelcher Hydromorph or it's turned face up, until your next turn is over, each opponent can't cast more than one creature spell each turn and activated and abilities you control can't be countered. At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card, then you scry 1. Morph UG 3/4

Surveilling Extractor 1UG Creature - Drake Flying Put Surveilling Extractor on top of your library: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand and for the rest of the game, whenever you cast spells named Surveilling Extractor, instead exile that spell and create two 3/1 green Plant creature tokens. When Surveilling Extractor deals combat damage to a player, they reveal their hand and you choose a new overwriting card for all Surveilling Extractor effects you control. The next time they cast a spell with that name, add UG to your mana pool at the beginning of your next first main phase. 3/3

Savage Fist UR Creature - Djinn Monk Hexproof, prowess 2, sacrifice Savage Fist: Draw two cards. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red, blue and white Elemental creature token and Savage Fist deals 1 damage to you. Megamorph WW 3/1

Solar Harbinger 3 Artifact Creature - Construct Sunburst When you cast Solar Harbinger, you may have each player searc their library for a creature card, reveal it, shuffle the rest of their library and put that card back on top of it. Sacrifice Solar Harbinger: If there were two or more +1/+1 counters on this, put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn. 0/1

Ashglory Lantern 3 Artifact Sacrifice a permanent: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens, then you lose 1 life for each creature you control.

Veritas Inhibitor 4 Artifact As Veritas Inhibitor enters the battlefield, you may have all other nonland noncreature permanents lose all abilities. (This ability doesn't end at end of turn.) Discard a card: Each player draws a card, then you may put up to two permanent cards with converted mana cost 3 or less from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate this ability no more than four times each turn.

Supercycling Crazy Lands Land Enters the battlefield tapped. Land type C-D. When you play from hand, look at top seven and snag any C-D typed land, then you get a reshuffle. Cycling 3

Re: M11 Titans slots, fruitful area of examination, like it. Legacy cube remains weird in terms of average draws of how aggro can work as two colors, the lands get taken so you can either make three color Jund work even with a fourth color or boros doesn't even work. More Magic cards as Standard output improves it over time, but there's also this, when you figure it out exactly. Apply to lower end.

Seems like Regal Behemoth even actually better to run than Primeval Titan, maybe, or alongside. Card needed is:

Propagation Shaman

2GG

Creature - Treefolk

Reach

Propagation Shaman gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard, up to a maximum of +3/+3.

Tap: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then sacrifice a nontoken creature and create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach.

When Propagation Shaman enters the battlefield, create a 3/4 green Treefolk creature token with reach.

3/4

Your options, don't want to steal them. Okay?

On theme:

Starfield Prognosticator

2W

Enchantment Creature - Human Cleric

When Starfield Prognosticator enters the battlefield, search your library for an noncreature enchantment card, a nonenchantment creature card with converted mana cost 3 or less, or a land card with an activated ability that doesn't add mana and doesn't have "sacrifice" in its cost, reveal that card, shuffle the rest of your library and put that card back on top of it.

4, sacrifice Starfield Prognosticator: Draw a card.

3/2

Cage of Zeal

1W

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

As long as enchanted creature's controller controls five or more creatures, the first creature spell you cast each turn gains haste.

Enchanted creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.

WW, sacrifice Cage of Zeal: Draw a card.

Thrashing Mongrel

1G

Creature - Hound

Discard a card: Thrashing Mongrel gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Threshold - Thrashing Mongrel gets +1/+0 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

GG, tap: Thrashing Mongrel fights target creature.

2/2

Angel of the Chorus

2WW

Creature - Angel

Flying

Your creatures with +1/+1 counters have vigilance when attacking alone.

Tap three untapped creatures: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, as a sorcery.

Tap, exert Angel of the Chorus: Until end of turn, whenever a creature enters the battlefield, gain life equal to its toughness.

WWW: Return Angel of the Chorus from your graveyard to your hand, and until your next turn is over, spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to discard cards or sacrifice permanents.

4/4

Warpmage Iconoclasm

2RR

Instant

Exile up to two target permanents controlled by the same player, and their controller draws a card for each that was a land. Their controller exiles the top five cards of their library and puts up to two of them that are permanents onto the battlefield. For each that they do, you create a copy of that permanent unless you own it.

Summoner's Symbolmastery

2GG

Sorcery

Each player shuffles four creatures they control and four creature cards in their graveyard into their library, then draws two cards. Each player scrys 4, then reveals the top card of their library. Until end of turn, whenever you cast a creature spell with converted mana cost equal to that of a card revealed this way, draw a card. Untap up to four lands. (The costs are noted rather than dependent on staying the top card of any of those libraries.)

Planecraft Archgift

2WW

Sorcery

Each player reveals the top ten cards of their library and puts all planeswalker cards on the battlefield and all planeswalker cards revealed this way back in the library in some revealed order at the top of the order and the rest after them also in any order but hidden, under those. Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Scribe four times and each other player scribes once. Untap up to four lands.

Resplendent Dragon-Standard

4

Legendary Artifact

When you cast this, you scry 3 and then if you control seven or more lands or there are seven or more cards among you and your only opponent's hands, untap up to four lands.

Tap, exert this: Clash with target opponent. If you win, you may sacrifice this to draw two cards then put up to two land cards in your hand into play, and may also sacrifice two other permanents, where you may destroy a permanent or have one gain indestructible permanently.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 and an additional +1/+0 while attacking and other permanents you control have "When this is put into a graveyard from play, you may put it into your library third from the top from your graveyard at the next end step."

Cycling 2

7: Return Resplendent Dragon-Standard and up to two land cards from your graveyard to your hand.

That should pretty much do it, will take a look when it's time.

Worldbender Charm

2

Artifact

When Worldbender Charm enters the battlefield, draw a card.

1, tap: Tap target creature.

3, tap: Tap target artifact or land.

Living Warproots

2

Artifact

2: Until end of turn, Living Warproots becomes a 4/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature with changeling and "2: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn."

Sacrifice Living Warproots: Regenerate target creature. If it's regenerated this way, each player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card, puts it into their hand and the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

4, tap: Create a 2/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Ruins of Prismvale

Land

Tap: Add 1 or one mana of any color. If you added any color, each opponent may investigate. If any of them do, you may sacrifice Ruins of Prismvale, draw a card, create a Treasure token, and investigate.

X, tap, sacrifice Ruins of Prismvale: Add X plus 1 mana all of different colors. Draw a card, then you may put a land card in your hand onto the battlefield tapped. X can't be 0 or more than 4.

Cycling - Pay one mana of any color

Fortress of Sun and Moon

Land

Fortress of Sun and Moon enters the battlefield tapped and as it does, unless you pay 2 life, the next land you play enters the battlefield tapped.

Tap: Add one mana of any color. You gain 1 life if there are five or more charge counters on Fortress of Sun and Moon and an additional 1 life if it's your upkeep.

When a card would be put into your graveyard, you may pay 2 or 1 life. If you do, it's put on the bottom of your library instead and you put a charge counter on Fortress of Sun and Moon.

3 or discard two cards and you can't cast spells this turn, put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library or return a land you control to its owner's hand: Fortress of Sun and Moon becomes a 3/4 Elemental creature with flying, vigilance and "When this attacks or blocks, you may pay 1 life for it to get +1/-1 and gain first strike this turn." until end of turn or if there are five or more charge counters on it, optionally permanently instead. It's still a land.

Standard//?:

Kraul Mystic

G

Creature - Insect Druid

When Kraul Mystic enters the battlefield, you may draw a card, then put a card in your hand on the bottom of your library. If you don't, sacrifice it and search your library for a basic land card, shuffle the rest of your library and put that card back on top of it, then if you control no creatures, draw a card.

G, tap: Put a +1/+1 counter on Kraul Mystic if it doesn't already have one on it.

Tap: Add G. Activate this ability only if there's a +1/+1 counter on Kraul Mystic.

2G, exile Kraul Mystic from your graveyard: Draw a card and create a 1/1 green Insect Spirit creature token. Each opponent scrys 3.

1/1

MH2:

Venser Magebreaker

1UU

Legendary Planeswalker - Venser

Venser Magebreaker costs 1 less if it's the first spell you cast this game.

-1: Exile another target nonland permanent. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at their next end step. If it was a creature you don't own, -1 loyalty. If you owned the permanent, +2 loyalty and discard a card.

+1: Each player may draw a card, then discard a card. Unless you have target opponent fateseal 4 and you fateseal 1, the next spell you cast costs 1 or pay 2 life more.

+2: Return a land you control to its owner's hand.

-X: Each player returns X minus 1 nonland non-Venser permanents they control to their owners' hands. The next X minus 1 nontargeted spells each opponent casts have "Cast this spell only during your first main phase" and "When you cast this spell, unless you pay 1, detain an undetained creature you control."

3

xModern? Don't force a cycle. A reason for the effect in the color's ponderousness does not justify the sleekness of just putting out 4 more.

Seal of Altered Destiny

1W

Enchantment

When Seal of Altered Destiny enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card in it. If it had converted mana cost 5 or greater, they may put it into their library third from the top. If they don't, or it doesn't have that cost, exile the card until Seal of Altered Destiny leaves the battlefield.

Chronotide Rejoinder

1W

Instant

Counter target spell unless its controller pays 4. If it's countered this way, put it on top or bottom of its owner's library by their choice.

MH2:

Snow shockland. When this enters the battlefield, if you control three or fewer lands and it entered untapped, each opponent gains 1 life unless you have one of them create an Ice if they want, and if you control seven or more lands, you gain 1 life and may sacrifice it to create an Ice.

Ice token:

Snow Land 1, tap, sacrifice this: Choose one - Tap target permanent; or you gain 1 life and scry 1; or add one mana of any color to your mana pool at the beginning of the first main phase of your next turn.

Unless you have this coming up quicker even than. With no drawback, absurd, but sure. Thus it can be same-templated and even process of elimination even slightly faster. But would have to do a Time Spiral timeshifted sheet where this goes among uncommons but isn't an uncommon, and just as +10 exact. That is a hefty flavor appropriate drawback if your idea is kill them quickly and has a neat recent similarity.

(Yes, this is excellent and I see how. I think probably still do it. Flavor win and make it even more special.)

Meadowrise Land As long as at any time during this turn you've controlled two or more lands or you've had seven or more cards in hand, Meadowrise is a Plains. (It has "Tap: Add W.") Tap, sacrifice Meadowrise: Search your library for a land card with any basic land type, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library. Then put the card onto the battlefield but tapped and exerted if it isn't a Plains. Then if the land entered the battlefield tapped but an opponent controls at least two more lands than you, untap it.

Flowcrash Mirebreak Spireshale Timbertrail

(Legacy/Vintage only. Does this replace a fetch, no it does not, a fetch does what it does there. But it is a good card that can cost no life payment and be snazzy all-out ban that astrolabe insurance. "At least two" being the don't ban this after considering introducing it part.)

Fetch x10

Land Tap, sacrifice this: Search your library for a A or B land card, reveal it, then shuffle the rest of your library. Then put the card onto the battlefield, but tapped unless you pay 2 life.

(Interesting to have this slight difference.)

Fastland Painlands with basic types x10, set at four instead of three, but etbt overriden with both dualtype already on battlefield on cards other than self, are also dualtype etb fetch for 2, tap with gain 1. (So fastland painland gainlands! The new "don't write out mana pool" helps with the first line smalltext here. Man are these ever make up for not like snowglobe encroachment. They even go find one if you do like though. Fine for Legacy/Vintage and all environmental overlap, kind of cool even if you stretch manabase in singleton, would be pretty excellently good in Modern Midrange Controlsmoothdraw. Costs fully 2, probably not too good, but good. Kind of same thing. Remember the time I threw down the infinity war gauntlet and was like I'm going to ban Sol Ring and Mana Crypt. Also with these. Still have all of the ticket gold and the that's so correct it's going to be my chef kiss. Muah. So very very like facesquash cheekonwall keel over just finally life.) And upgrade the cycling lands to line up with that too. They would need to be 1-color painlands to be that good, or the fastland template of 2c is more printable. The one comes from the other. There would then be two cycles, so choose maybe no damage for a clean card. That makes partners worse. It just ain't easy. YOU KNOW IT JUST AIN'T EASY! Wubby bestie. Rub on the offscreen best ever sparkshower. The best ever designed pink slips approach of the second fawns. Dying all the slime. Cry into a bowl. Bowl left out on porch as gratitude windchimes. Roll over many times laughing and it still won't count it.

So maybe some more items just for fun, if a clean slate be met. Can just advance. That's pretty awkward but whatever. How about craftbrew halls of heroes.

I don't know what others could be but that could certainly be, breaks the rule because broken without not breaking the rule. Overlap. That trade goods & co. seems like a good way to go, but whatever that does will be right. You could certainly make them be on the level of original pedigree tournament brawlers, but by far not superior to that. Not without rootwalla ability. How simple and slot machine payout rather than average non-payout can you make that? I'll just leave you with this: maybe because of EDH you want an additional erratic portal reset keyword action for creatures that do that so that you don't always do the equal structure, 2-3 structure, 3-2 structure or 3-4 or 4-5 and dropping off a cliff after that structures.

We would do this as "X: becomes an adventurer" much like monstrous but without any counters save one like megamorph, always one. Then once it's an adventurer you can cast the adventure from the battlefield, and this would work like split second/morph, somewhat uniquely and newly. As a subtractive element, kind of do the Hunting Moa cards with that. This somewhat limits the flavor where before it was more general and awful lot of things could go on an adventure, more anthropomorphic. So maybe not even that title and could be every weirdo elemental. This allows cast the adventure over and over again for enough mana, so it's buyback. So probably X: sojourn, shorter, too. The counter could track this. Could be inherently not possible; could not add a counter and instead have it always if cast from adventure and sojourn coexist, thus creating a knob where it's not always great to have that because yeah, then it couldn't crush them bones. How many more of that, even among all that, maybe 2x? Let's say 2x. And without the counter that makes the tracking worse, but hard to avoid, just remember it and let it be a straight up +1/+1 until end of turn, and instant speed thus rebuying level up's space back into full crossfunctionality. So you'd get two flavors of +1/+1, and this could be compressed to sojourn all by itself, being mana cost -1 generic. ("Isn't already a sojourner, but this shows up virtually nowhere.)

It would want transformative qualities too of maybe bendable, not quite entmoot/treebeard but down to elder oakguardian and council of rootforge, but that this basically be what all of them have to be. Within deeper possiblity additively.

Let's get really spicy and have that be creates the rule of what it needs to be but then informs the story directly as story A and story B and literally do 2 adventures/1 card. So like theft of the ring/flight across the anduin//foolish gleamgrubber.

Maybe do that and then cut one of them and create some companion pieces. Every story beat kind of deal, decide if and what.

Then you can have it give it to one that doesn't already have it with various possibilities, and that it do it better, for +2/+1 if the creature doesn't have an adventure, and doesn't run out, but is once per turn. So slightly worse than walla, not to incentivize the wrong/boring spectrum of play. Is already mana sink. And these can be nomenclature triggers. And all of that kind of stuff.

You either cast this card to put pressure on for a reason and then its +1/+1 nullification is not the biggest deal, or you cast the spell first investing Echo amounts of mana into quanta midstance rather than wide-tall overstomp. Only #1 is a penalty and can inherently just don't print them like that coexist with a (probably a GOOD thing) non-overlap of adventurers being effect-counters like spikes and in #2 you already got it and that controls whether it can do repetitive loop. It probably can't be simpler or better. If it had any way of inherently unantisynergizing this would just rebuy its buyback status. Only one left is literally don't use a +1/+1 counter but rather a travel counter that gives +1/+1 static effect if the creature has both adventure and sojourn. This could be a travel counter if you truly, truly hate it as simpler. Maybe that's for the best though? This would be new. Could come up with stuff for the travel counter. There's either this or completely alternate implementation. Seems like. Though. Hand on hand though.

You kind of don't do the ones that push on one mana by very much. You look for those to have new keyword actions and be slightly worse.

All right eh?

That's ridiculous.

Here's what it could be, even the scry one cuts off design space akin to Grenzo.

It could only be the OPPOSITE of this, structurally.

When you mulligan, you do so in the following structure:

You mulligan to an adjusted 7: This means you look at five before deciding to PRE-keep, then get the remaining two (and this still counts as "opening hand", still counts as the process of even looking at the first cards) (KEEP works slightly differently, you've still decided to keep, it's just that you havent' "fully resolved mulligans" yet)

Then you go to six.

Then you go to an adjusted 6, with the next two.

Then you go to five. Then the adjustments only add/subtract ONE from the information.

How about that? Stop the card loss by a bit more but don't mess with the combo spectrum. That rule is absurdly combo-anticombo centric and CANNOT be the official mulligan rule. That's my job.

Having the lower rate upfront would be basically a free mull into combo. But there could also be this:

Mulligan that depends on the win of the die roll:

That if you've LOST the die roll, you are resolving mulligans first, and you can do this:

You will be mulling to seven, but as follows:

You show your hand, and show the next seven cards of your library. Then you choose THREE cards from YOUR first seven to exclude, and your opponent chooses ONE out of the NEXT, those are excluded, and you mull to seven excluding those from the reshuffle, and then shuffle those back in. If you do this, your opponent gets to mull to seven with no drawbacks for free. So helping that as well.

And we could also say that you can truncate the ENTIRE process of advantageous cardloss stopping mulligans by INDEED doing the one that is "too good", but only ONCE, at seven/six. The scrying is THAT awkward, I think.

Or we could also say that the scry doesn't happen and the scry mulligan just works like LOOK without moving, and decide to draw the NEXT card down. But that has a similar issue of Predict.

Complex issue. We can also, obviously, use double-stepping mulliganning without cuts to info, but it's also kind of too good for combo. Arena's system is pretty good. The closest to that would be a guaranteed one basic land in hand (if you even run any). But THAT has card-specific issues too.

Not even having the scry mulligan is better than having it probably. You have to decide what you're doing by more. People mulligan too often in my opinion. The game still works. But as complex as the suggestion is, maybe it is the right one. Resolving the variance versus nonvariance part of whether there was fun could be worth that much - and scry could be proven illusorily so in the long term in terms of interactivity.

For that, for Arena like that, this is fine to have a bit of this, but it is not fine if in any way I find out there is clothespeg over nose there. That shuffler is going to be open source code. And then at that exact time, the players are going to roll a d20. The d20 will be of two different color schemes, and double as a 50/50 coin, red and blue. Each will randomly choose one from the other's hand and roll that. Then there will be a third neutral roll from a randomly chosen type of color scheme die. And all of this adds up to ordinality schemes of what random number system is going to be used with the shuffler. The shuffler is honest, it's close enough for rock and roll but if there's even the slightest chance of its behavior having predictability, that's how we are going to deal with that. Because that's 40x40x20*(?), with some special ways of exactly how the third roll's color affects it all, all of which will be public.

Mythic Championship Invitational Format Idea:

Best of 1 ladder was a solid idea. Do not agree that this format was terrible, or any of the way overcritical takes on it. It could pretty much be this. Open decklists being a given, this was very much on the right track.

With three decklists instead of two, this would be more interesting. And with sideboards of five cards each to preserve the best of one similarity and maindecking hunker down and figure out angles like in football type of idea.

So you'd get, instead of switch decks in game two, the option to sideboard by five. But this would then be known, so the counterdodge of going for deck two or deck three in response to it would be pretty good. Then in game three you could play anything, presideboarded though you never played subsystem game 1 with it. Which would be good because the natural inclination to make it PRETTY much the Bo1 decks, just barely different, but version A being necessarily weaker against a jalum grifter field, these would then work out. Sideboards would total 15 here, and be 135 card constructed. I could also see this being a good thing overall, that sideboard bulletism of the wonkiness of the cards being played is unattractive. Bo1 seems cleaner in terms of card inclusion immediate audience factor than things like leyline of sanctity stopping burn at the present sideboard rate. But no sideboard at all seems cringe. Make it so. Make it a thing, at least. Design for this.

Stay grunge. Stay on top. Stay with angel wings on the blue danube. Throw that jacket over your shoulders. The unknown soldier. The eternal flame.

HEY, I mean come on. Can't we talk about this. I did try to talk about it. If a dangerous album cover blown out of the water could walk by with a stonecutters of woe expression... I mean just look at that hangdog expression... what does that say about you? Come on while I get off. REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things are sure going to be different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0hFQdEUQKM//SlSac5lX161WOESLp7zWtHquzkiAImlACbfAMA==

This is far out. This is not a bummer. This is a nightrain karaoke day. This is burning eyeball rock the casbah. Let's go for a walk. I'm doing karate kid risky business moves at this point. What can I do here?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJU2136ym4

They don't make 'em like they used to. That's just the point. They NEVER made up any of that stuff. End of the world. Line in the sand. Swallowed whole. Gone with the wind. Flip the lighter and then flip it backagain. It's coming back around again. Go tell it to someone who cares.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? THEATER TRAINING NOT NEEDED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97sYm0Bkd3Y

Boy I'm glad you people were nothing but a joke. I don't think you being serious could have fit in with the schedule. Cause you were all the same. You fuckhead the same. And yeah, yeah, I think I shall stab you with an icepick. And the weapon melt away like a snowcone drenched in excessive auto-tune. Mercy, me. Mercy. "Salute." "This was your last chance." Ho ho ho. Rotten tomatoes. Fresh herbs in the summer.

They'll get the help they need. They'll get cuckoo for kakamouth. The massively euphemistic sort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDl1c0nR5SI

Where life is art. My life for Earth.

That'll always be a personal favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dian8ayORuo

A victory lap then. Get woke. Get airbag protection. Gypsy baby like an unhappiness blowtorch. Case in point, look at the lag on the space station ping. Bazinga, I don't care. That's too casual. You wish you were dancing in the streets parade leader. I could dance in the streets. You don't know. Anything could happen at any time. Just put on this country's going to war, or the ludwig van. Well there you go.

That looks good. It's ACTUALLY special rather than not very special, but that is all right. So you don't feel like this is any kind of a sham. And you can stay in for the beer and pretzels hullaballoo.

Well we're all going to live a lot longer. And you just need to be only a little bit smart to have cash building up for you once you have any at all. And that means freedom. I could still see a lot of things. But for me there is a permanent anchor's weight to it that goes backwards into alternate timelines only.

LMAO. LMAO, lamo. Just... all roflmao. If anyone's happy, it's not on a deficit on my account or anything like that. I add happiness to the world. It's kind of my mission. It's kind of a massive shore landing. By frost nipped silver glass, ye seem to be happy to see me.

AND BY NO MEANS DEAD! AH! AHHHHHHH, YOU GOTTA GET UP PRETTY EARLY IN THE MORNING, I TAP THE SIDE OF MY HEAD AND NO GOODBYE SUICIDE MYSTERY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7g_XxJHoDM

The triumphant devastation tide has you in stitches. You say you had no blemishes. Fight me. You'd lose, but I'd get a zipline speedbutton to the front of the line. Now watch 'em burn. We shall never surrender. Etcetera. I am so tired.

We have fought the good fight. We have fought for truth, justice, and the American way. Forever. Forever. We're never gonna die. Damn hell ass kings. All you pit scorpions... fight to the death. How very appropriate. I'm gonna get justicey. You got the justice album. Justice album is sick.

THAAAAAAAAAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY. STOP THE NONSENSE. SO, HOW DO WE LIKE OUR VISTA. FUN FACT... IN LATVIAN... IT MEANS CHICKEN!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIiLvg58SY

WELL you know there isn't a literal connection or anything. Not like any kind of terrible, terrible, justwannashootmyselfit'ssoawful, can't we get a champagne ice bucket in here just for its headclanging potential, and then also, oh yeah... this intended plot. This fiddle dee dee. You think you'll just give me an involuntary tetanus shot. I make myself LOL. It's on record. It's gold records. I know it. ENJOY!

WHO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS THE MAN? WHO WOULD RISK HIS LIFE FOR HIS FELLOW MAN! RIGHT ON! CAN YOU DIG IT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4Vjj20IimQ

JUMP BACK, JACK. WE JUST MADE MONTEGO BAY ALL THE WAY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY

It was sort of a preregistered grand prix deal.

ALL RIGHT! LET'S JAM! LET'S GET A RUNWAY CLEARED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE! I HAVE ALL OF THIS POSSIBILITY STORM HERE! I'M GOING TO GO OFF! I GOTTA KNOW IF THEY CAN DREDGE AND FUMIGATE BY ACCUMULATION OR NOT! I'm going to have to say, however bad an idea it is in general, there's just no way. Facefirstfaceplant to you too. Double dumbass on you! Freaking the fuck out. You're not the only one. You're not the only one. Walking picturesque Street Fighter II ending with a few more inclusivity mandates.

The kind of thing where I'm so ahead of the game it's a serious question, all of that blow and all of those hookers that are the.... well... help your duly crutchwalking pusher of anti-badtime armageddon button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BRUDmTxdmA

I smile so real. You touch my heart. I changed my mind. Tentatively. I think a first-row bunch of high-fives basically. And then more. If only the obligation and the duty of care weren't so harsh and debilitating. Then I'd have one wife. As even it is. World championship logo, kind of looks similar. Hey, mister tambourine man, mister piano man, play a song for me. We'd pull it off. We wouldn't leave so great a crusade in the busted down tank treads phase.

I stand witness. I stand first among equals. What is there even to do? It's all been already done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGhMdT_C-vQ

YOUR BULLSHIT HAS NO CLAIM ON THE MIRACLE OF LIFE HERE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA

I'm here for what you want. I'm with it. I'm going to stick to you like jelly between your warm bread.

No rush. Whenever you get those arena animations finished, is what it'll be. Another day of R&D productivity lost rolling in the aisles and blocking the fire exit. We are flammable and have legs. We will most certainly not survive the actual end of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHF_bIjIPAE

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MAKING THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREASED LIGHTNING THEM UP! STRIPPER SHOW! STRIPPER SHOW!

Love ya. Ugh. You said 'ya'. That's supposed to be special. Trot lightly up until the gates open. Let's play the record slowly and subdued in the mix of clinky flutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbYCOiETx0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmuFOuh3QHs

Where are your manners? Where are your shoes? Where are your eyebrows? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? You can CRY! You had to get a doctor just to come with you to the grocery store and buy a new cheese grater. How's that? How about the one that does the salt? And the one that does the pepper? AAAAAAAAAAAAND how are the little sushis? The little crab cakes? EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL THANKS SO MUCH. BUT THE LEMON WATER THING WAS A BIT LATE.

There's just the one rule. There's just the one reason really. I won't be talked-shit-about in the low IQ zone who really should know better. Let's not go on and on about it. We know what's going to happen, or, clap happily not happen, in the end. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND. Okay I have no follow up. And that was not a haiku. Mainly because I'm in zilzibenu perkons spera, the flying karate kick pose multi-glass-shattering musical where you have to get it right on the first try. There are no reshoots. I don't edit. I don't fuck around.

Let's get filthy. That was have a pleasant evening. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EImWL_ppAXM

You don't want to see this content. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUvpDzqEyJg

These are the across the universe days.

With sweet architecture. Life, eh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0

With super duper, puttin' on the ritz, we suggest this type of seven-cracker high magnet for the dog. AW, MAN, GET THE DOG OUT OF HERE! LOLSTORM.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo9AZXHA7e1/

BACK UP! BACK UP! TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW? I'm going to make responsible decisions. Hello neighbour!

This is probably an understatement. If you wanted to say stuff like nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol, ohhhhhhhhhhh. That'd be one thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql9-82oV2JE

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Endless windmills. Endless 'unhinged.' This guy's cracked. Or mad. Could never decide. How do you do that one? Huh?

You could tone it down. I wanted to free your President. Remember it or remember it not. You have algorithmic instructions that carry the lion's weight among dumps. Don't get dumped on ever again, Earth.

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But yes, they were dead in this situation no matter what. Like playing Wii Golf.

I am announcing my retirement from associating that with in any way having preferential play-streaming. The only other team to do is one that has no point. Heeeeeeeeeeey!! That was some slick shit! And this has got to be a situation where rust is not at play. I'll play for charity, or something. You know. "Coupon day, or something." I'm gonna punch you right in your stupid fucking nose right now, and the blood ruin my suit be torpedoed into irrelevance. Respect.

We would draw you as poison is drawn from a wound. Home. Home again. I can pick any. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OTDuRrXk

This is overwhelming. IT ACTUALLY IS. ALL RIGHT?

That's right motherfuckers. PRESIDENT Kurt Donald Cobain. At the 11th hour of the armageddon clock. Goodbye New World Order. Eat shit and die. We'll take pleasure in gutting you. No more of all of you fiends of darkness. Ever again in this world. And especially. You'll never look back into a sun's grace day into night cycle. Again.

And perhaps you're ready to be serious, finally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LtWN94DxrA

God don't want no part time soldier. Or no fail to snap to orders.

This man makes us sick. He's the kind of man who'd promise to use every single one of those RRR films with a privacy shield and then talk about it afterwards. AND I'M NOTHING IF NOT THOROUGH!

Happy birthday to you. Mrs. top of the heap. Queen of the hill. I love you.

Please don't be jealous. Is there any way I can say that and have it come out true. I have to and want to. You don't leave. Some things you don't do and this is a one way road where burden of proof is wrong. Well doesn't that just go to show. My word, what kind of a life would that be. I can't live a stupid life. I've got to work it out for myself. Some ability to let that be and some inability to let that be is there. Would that be right? Yaaaaassssssssss. You're the special happy jump memes of my world.

The feeling you get when someone says there's only one way that it is. And they're pretty, pretty big deal for you. You're back baby, don't you cry, all right. Yes you do. You done me good. I guess nobody can claim it, at all. You are at the top. They beg for these scraps and I don't mind putting that down as a thing. THAT'S A THING? Would hurt you more than me. Sorry. Let's convene. What do you need to do to get me into a make you a bucket list phase. I don't know. Me wanting to? Which has some circular logic to it?

Yeah. I mean really... just do it. Believe in something. Even if means a long long road.

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You got fucked the fuck up. Recognize. Remember the time, baby, you jumped on me pretty hard. And there was a bunch of stuff there. Welcome to paradise. Welcome to apocalyptoreversodisturbia. Now with any piercings you want. Just a knife to the ovaries. Am I right? Am I wrong? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT'S THE RIGHT PART I AND MY PART II IS OF COURSE DROOLTARD. Our life is messed up.

Show us a smile. It's a perfect one. Public appearances database has got mine as sufficient I think.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH... he who laughs last, laughs best. Never forget. Always remember, remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2RFKxAiH84

They didn't exactly make it anything less than transparent. So that wasn't too hard. I'm going to puff my chest up here a bit and just end on that note. The spit carelessly onto the stage move.

I'd like to do whatever you want most first. Your choice. Your scarf with itinerary instructions written on it. I'll weigh in maybe. We are invincible. Our soul power is unbreakable. Lord I was born a rambling man. Look at you now, you're Lovecraftian at High Noon, you got no secrets. Put them in a super large hourglass with a sundial and a giant magnifying glass to fry their eyeballs. Christmas dinner is served. It's their eyeballs. Right. That's for the dog. We are now forced to eat our own vomit. We are now watching Star Wars The Turkey Roasting Holiday Special.

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Shooby doo wop. Oh, oh, scrubby scrubbed out. Scrubby scrubtards. YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? WELL CLEAR THE DECK! We really made one of those indelible moments there. That's beyond doubt.

Live free or die. Tiny dancer, in my hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg

Don't be alarmed. But I'm sort of way way in with the self-headsmashing cartoon mallet. Familiar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAnQqVJ3XQ

All is forgiven. All friends now. And no need at all to mention the war. Swords to plowshares the internal pasture other than a little bit on the fences. More than enough the way we're going now. Just get that Starfleet beacon in there. Build order: Mothership Core, with hardcore speed cheats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

You've earned this spot. All of that space right there... was once desert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

All of this. This, right here. Except some of it. We had a jam time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LanCLS_hIo4

Outrageous. Summerkickingdownthedoorof. Awinterstinkbomb. Apoplectication. Well she tried. "They tried". "They gave it their all." AND AFTER ALL, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? NOT LIKE YOU CAN DO THIS, THESE 'TINGS RIGHT HERE!

Once again... he who laughs last, laughs best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53DQgbj2mIc

OH NO, MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsoEf8Yqe3I

Stick it to 'em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

Buy 'em out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

Quite frankly, its success was inexplicable. AND WE UNDERSTAND IT EVEN LESS NOW, ISN'T THAT RIGHT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs

EH STENCH OF EVIL? EH? It all started with a Word. And the Word was with God. And the Word was God. This root canal would be fairly painful in that case. THIS WAS TYRANNY! SEND IN STUPENDOUS MAN!

I got your top search results there. They are great.

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If you can just help with what knickknacks go in what spot.

Second star on the right, and straight on until morning. MISTER CROWBAR! GOT THAT ALL DONE, THEN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0m4vKyMufI

Recovery is a whatever. Take it or leave it.

And you're going to prison. That is foregone among the wind chimes it holds within it. Our home and native land. We've won a lot of wars. The list is pretty elite. We're the greatest. Got the executive decisions to prove it.

Remember that this too shall pass. Remember that thou art mortal. That was what I thought to myself and no one had to remind me. That. Also. Already has kind of happened.

And I really believe that. You'd not have a smile upon the whole of this Earth. I do it for the feel of the leather strap and the strength and speed that follow, with brutal grace and dignity. Remember the time they were like you think you'll win and I was like hold my beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uarq2_hQ8

Strong men also cry. Bitches cry. But strong men also cry. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hilarious. They...were...nefarious. And I could whittle down an iceberg by just giving it a sour lemon look. Like nah. And all of these proofs. Can't hold all of these proofs. Bulletproof and blown away, sky high.

I guess I could make one trip out there. To stand on whichever of the mountains is the furthest from where we started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI

They understood only one language. Strength. Judo flip. All right. Let's see if that works. Slow motion replay.

All right. I'll check it out. I'll look in the telescope and the meeming beekering how are you feeling machine. Everything's fine. Send the limousine and pack it with flowers. Move on to the next one. But you want to be the only one. That's why this is so hard. We didn't get a chance to get to know each other. And you came in only with the jaws of life and now I need you.

Nice brontovelocityrannopsychocephaloscanner. Would be a shame if someone... had too cool a pair of sunglasses for you to use elementary supervillain techniques on.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

Truly, the flag is at half mast.

ALL RIGHT, let's see. Not bad. Now these are the kinds of things that could make me extend the planetary indulgences. And still they are woeful and you'd be repeating yourselves. Can't you just... think of how this is for them. Trying. Coming back with...can't we all just...get along? Can't I just... log on to something I have no vested interest in? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXV5s0WUOUI

Goals. Entropy. Anthropocene. Something's gotta give. Something was rotten in the state of Denmark. And yes, I'm talking about 100 years of library to dredge with a pititful dread return as the final target. We been protesting. We make certain people look really bad. As. They. Were. Fuck all of you. You defended the most horrific fascism that there ever has been. Only with a fire hose. Question period delivers: because duh. A view to a kill. And a goldfinger credit sequence. Yes, yes, that's right.

Naturally. Naturally. Can't have that. Gotta play a bit like that would make you peel your contact lenses off, even if you don't have them. OH! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Some moments of bracing water on the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuj5toLeyY8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

Then we just walked away. Walked on. Because the supply of such a context was only half of the context. The line was drawn here. I was here. You were here. It was nothing special.

The sun's great and all. Mine's the moon. La voyage a la lune. Destination anywhere. All reflected. With due exhaustion and dread, not even? Some people will never get it. Don't be that. Be person who gets it. Good versus evil. Simple as that. Live long and prosper. May the yogurt expiration date be with you.

Oh, charming. Just TOO charming. Someone's got to hand me a clipboard that has all of the rundown on it. Anyone who wouldn't give up a little personal gain for all the pebbles on the proverbial beach deserves none of it. In winter. On the island. Some unknown shore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09Ik9o5-2M

Where do I sign? It's a formality. It's them that sign. It's them that drank blood. I'm going to drink a perrier. OR JUST WATER, EH?

Or on a jetski. Or a snowmobile. Or a hangglider. We're going to build a basement, the georgian rocks be squiggled like crayon drawing irrelevance. IRREGARDLESS, NONETHESS. That's what you need to play tactical paintball with bonus points for scaring the shit out of the colonial marines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zknlwXuGJUg

Strength and honor. Finally. We got something done here.

And don't look back in anger. I heard you say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvDvtgVG-xo

This is cruise control to Planet Earth. You will do fine. And the bankers want to know what cork vintage is there. E=MC2. So never. Oy vey. The true story of you may have seen such films as send out for some pillars and slicing up eyeballs. Excellent. Excellent. This actually happened. I'll never forget that day.

And I'm a lucky man. It's actually perverse to say it sometimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-LOH7mJh04

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I'm a lucky man. I bang your drums. I bang the tambourine. You play the triangle. Triangle man. Triangle man. Beats the shit out of rectangle man. NOT TODAY, BABY! I think it's like a sphere. Ask the old man.

It requires only the will to do so. And some brave next generation shield of eternity accessories. ?. !. AND HOW DO YOUR SALTY CRUDCAKE CHEERLEADERS WITH SPINAL PARASITES AND SPINAL IMPLANTS AND PAPER BAGS OVER THEIR HEADS PLAN TO RESPOND? We're torching this infestation. A-UUUUUUUUUUU-GA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeDylD8dV7U

And then... then what. Too late? Don't say too late. Vanquish them. And separate the dross like you would a thanksgiving dinner with an as good as it gets lunch separator. Jumping off the walls. Tear down them walls. THE WALL WAS SPACE. Among others.

Down with the wall. Down with everyone who was in the wall for keeps. No excuses. No treason. A world without the dark side. All already itemized. Let's finish the job. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74ttSR8lEg

I'd just like to gloat a bit. They had some cointelpro advantage that told some of them to get out of there. And then there's you. The head-scratchers. The duly warned and prideful shot of toxic chemicals straight to your own running on fumes brains. Running on rumours. Running free. Like the opposite of why's it wrong miles and miles away from civilization if your kid ran around naked before they were all that socialized. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KasR2lVvr2M

Now how's about getting me a beer. I don't even drink very much. I just wanted to do that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBq_cYsu3AI

This show is awesome. I hope you get triggered until the day you die by it. Savagery. "All of the chips" savagery. I remember days of wine.

Whatever happens happens. If they die hard, they die hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iqzHVcYhm4

Through with it.

Who agrees with that? One could agree with it if it was the persecution of Galileo for contradicting second layer because I said so. So maybe. At this point, if one were from Ganymede and not even from Europa. Does anyone really agree with this? Who has so little faith in the overall endowment of creative intelligence in humans by God that imperative and more or less proven personal truth as stated in the continuing mandate of Operation Overlord (Was that to be taken to task? That mere language). It is the first duty. That bad things shouldn't happen to bad people. That it's unsurvivable. To the contrary. We don't even have to finish this. I can just trail off.

FULL OF WIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsAs5dxuiA

Pew pew, men from the unknown asteroid regions! Can't you just hate extremely bad people (hate them with perfect hatred), and kill them (yup). That's not too much to ask. Are you prepared for God to be like where were YOU in all of this, and how those were pussy moves. Not grabbing some. But you know. Just... not fully marbley with all of the mint and peaches that it needed. PEACE! STRENGTH! AND DESTINY!

Keeeeeeeeeep talking. We got all day. I mean we really, really have got all day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebmwYqoUp44

You calculated your odds of ever getting to blow bubbles in another pit stop before infinity's milkshake. Mathematically, you had to do it. I understand. Fine. But still.

Full speed ahead. And so we sail into the ledgers of history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA

What else do I have to say? Because that was where you were you were all wrong. There are no rules in this life. You can do whatever you want as long as you are good enough, with a double spic-and-span white dress uniform for the description. That's why I think they don't teach Napoleonic history. What up with that? Respect our polished ability to great and surpassing things. I couldn't tell you. God runs me like a bitch. It is completely obscene. I don't dislike anyone else who is good and don't think they should dislike me. You got your revolution, you got your this, you got revelations. You got the stars above. If they should ever crunch like an offhand popcan disposal.

I wonder if they will be surprised and upset at the bulldozer approach this yields. What a weaksauce move. Do nothing but repay the ancestral trauma of being eaten by a mountain lion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q

That ain't the truth. People buried the dead from when they were first cognizant people. Hahahahahhaha....... nice. Nice... music of the spheres. Yes... we are with you. Jesus fucking Christ. Language. YES, THAT TOO!

IT SEEMS TODAY! THAT ALL YOU SEE! Is slippin' rippin' dang fang rotten zarg barg a ding-dong! When all we really need. Is within. Is right here. Is ouch, but change the channel. There's help.

They really pushed it didn't they. They really made it all happen for themselves. Biggest shitstorm ever. Knocking down your lawn ornaments and vanity plates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

What a shame. What a silly drive thru speed bump. You heard me droolies. Give me a hilarious timebomb or give me death. Or high five me later. Your choice. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Oh brother. "Head in hands." Hang on just a moment.

You only live once and you only live twice which is really the one time. Change my mind. I feel great. I'm ready to drop. Also. I don't need to mainline power to feel at all good. I'm really blasted out from being used as the battering ram. God... God wants me back. And not because of anything from me not being all the way with Him. Change my mind. Magazine covers tell only part of the truth even if that's a good truth overall. Change my mind. Give a rest stop in front of Saint Peters.

Fair warning that doesn't have to be issued I suppose: I. Can't. Believe. People want. WANT. This job. If I could die, then have it. Have all the executive orders jawdropping standing by you want. Even for a short run there - how was all that? Well that was the ever since. How pleasant this all was. I did well. They made this bad but I could just hold it all inside. And there would be acknowledgment. Of the blindsiding of it. By amount not fact.

Pretty sure. Even what all of that was.

Why you gotta be so negative? I gotta have a really big sign that says don't try this again. That was my reaction. That's what has to happen. This is what has to be. It's gotta be everything but sharp edges and extraneous irrelevance. It's gotta be my word is my bond. I promised everything and delivered everything. How you going to control all of that, anyway? How you going to control whether they all get mashed the fuck up? They're going to hell. It's for their own good really. I say can you see. Fuck exomorality. Search for terrestrial intelligence. That was a long time ago. So this was the next step.

Liking it. Remember, there's so much you COULD do. What SHOULD you/we do? Some organizational scheme that does not equal boring but helpful.

YAY! I'm helping! Whooooooooooooop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop! Super guy. Super guy. Shouts "NO!" and doesn't run! Except into a secure Seal of Freshness Not Guaranteed location. Does this guy have an off switch? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's for them to WISH they could have figured out how to pull off. Oh, baby. Oh, "what if I told you there is no spoon". And there's just us. Then it fell apart. AND TRUTH IS ALWAYS JUST A KNIFE'S BLADE AWAY FROM REASON. BE SILENT! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-hadouuuuuuuuuuuuken! Press start.

Super. Hyper. Turbo. Punch in the face. Kicks that slice like a knife. And wasn't fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-iJBjXoPhs

Champion edition. Perhaps you should have voted for Vader? Who is the good guy here because that made too little sense. You can't just have things be messed up like harvesting the core of Krypton. Tears of joy. Merry merry. Wilting. I catch.

Just the two of us. We're writing that. In a very astroturf way. It's true. It's all true. We stood shoulder to shoulder on the shoulders of giants. On top of spaghetti. On a far celestial shore. On with the show. On with who's next, the next version. I feel pity. I'm feeling some pity. AN ANGEL HAS BROUGHT A PICNIC BASKET TO THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD AND FED HIM WHIPPED CREAM COVERED CHERRIES? You didn't misunderstand. That's all good to go.

You're taking on too much. Pray for it not to be if it really shouldn't. I bore myself. Magically speaking. Let's bust some ghosts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGABqdbtQnA

Why, more or less free, of course! There are some genre films I've never seen. They're just famous and I've never met them. Just like is true of you and I at this great and swelling string section with fluttering bellstrokes.

Only God can forgive this. And that's all I have to say about that. Restore justice. Bang. Cane. Gong. Anything goes. You're my north star.

Well I would like to make love to you in the very near future. How about fully one month after the whatever, you know, psssssssssssssh. Before then anything you want. Or in an order you should get a foot-stomping upon. Whatever. It's not that I couldn't be the decider. It's that that's a code. Code of conduct. Code of morning cup of coffee slammed ultra-hard into transgressors' foreheads.

Good joke. Yolk in face. City of York. Days of yore. Screen frozen. Frozen man thawed out, becomes mayor of Springfield. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbi1EMcD3E

You just experienced a lifetime of executive power in 20 years. What did you think was going to happen?

I thought I would be paid before I experienced people taking my picture in the vilest of ill-willing taste. But if you should stand. Here with me. I don't care, at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV5JBrRZvTE

But that's all right. I'm just going to punch you on the arm and give you some noogies and indian burns. Maybe some spitballs. Whatever works. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NOW IT'S PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE DAY! Bullshit wowie zowie. Just like electricity. Just like the fresh and unclogged starry night.

I'm blown away. Listen up. It IS possible to be blown away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI

Get your marching boots on. It's decided.

This is stupid. What are the chances?

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Only you can prevent idiots raging across the face of the Earth and disturbing its Gaia quotient to the point that it barfs on a frequency that would vomitously genetically zombify all humans on the Earth. I've done my part. You know. You know the one. I do know the one. That's only part of the problem here.

This what happens. You got your ultimate uberweiss. And you got your ultimate test of hippy dippy things and why you would bother. It's your thing. But I fart. That's new and scary.

It is, right? It's really dumb, like insta-hitched. It's pretty much unheard of, except in cartoon exaggerations and i love you animations. We shall see! I NEED THIS! I need at least the flowery promulgation of you laughing and hiding behind a tree as the next item.

You have convinced me that I love you and this may have something to do you with you saying the same thing and really showing it. I accept your crazy marriage thing. Which I am going to be part of, I don't even KNOW how. But we'll find a way.

Any will do. Because self help. Gonna fly. For the Kingdom. If I can. I WILL! "Not that, but THAT." meme. Air boxing. You guys it's Christmas Eve eve. Why isn't anyone celebrating? You'd not understand. What beacons of Gondor and Rohan? What battle? What final hours of the crack of dawn that there would not even be the final war to end slavery on Earth? Not in my head. Oh, hey, a-aaaaaaaaaa, a-a-a-aaaaaaaa. A. Okay. I guess. That WAS a joke! There will be no illicit thieves' auction of persons who even voluntarily make themselves property, pseudo-property! It's lacking in propriety! "Comme-ci, comme-ca". That'd be put funds in a swear jar type of thing. Olympic freedom fund begun. Golden armada begun. Some light creme brulee, begun. Magic tournament less so. Enjoy gamebomb megazords. Family values. Help me open this jar. I have girly arms. I couldn't manage it. Or, wait. Let me just focus. That's the key. Know that the jar will open. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

So you claim. Soooooooo you claim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

Can I get the stylized fabric softener lady in here? Because she was very soft. She was like captain underpants born again. That's all you get!

I'm sorry, I just can't hear you. Indeed your cacophony is getting fainter and funnier with every special feature that precedes the main music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo

Let's say with reason and circumspect Hail Mary. But all the same.

I CAN'T EVEN DO THIS THE WAY I REALLY NEED TO! BECAUSE! I TRIED TO, AND ALL A-FLAG-FLUTTERING-PENNANTS AND TRAINS WITH CANS CLANKING WERE NOT WHAT THEY ARE. YOU KEEP THAT IN MIND! WHO GETS A SPECIAL ARCHIMEDEAN? HE WHO SAVES THE WORLD ENTIRE! JUST LIKE A PILGRIM. JUST LIKE A CRUSADER. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

All calm, no storm. No standing on the launch pad. You be fried.

I can't even think about that. I have to think about several hours of 'skip this part'. Rather than skipping it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c

And who here? Oh, who the fuck are you? Certainly not part and parcel. Special telegram. Take the world back from Mordor. One does not simply walk into Mordor. One does. One charges in headlong like the fury of a thousand suns. With the final speech. But also with a megaphone of warning for the dim insectoid intelligence of them that might still hear.

This will be first. You'll get the hang of it. I won't even be in it. Mr. V for Victory is disabled, yes. It seemeth to me a dull and vainglorious exercise. I take my leave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

That's what I'm talking about. Tomorrow and tomorrow. Tomorrow will take care of tomorrow. It's another day. A way way far away.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, Mrs. hand over mouth robe so tight face of stone, eyes of glory. Happy birthday to you. Don't say that. Don't say idiot. Glory is not upon you like that and like this, you dig what I'm saying? Dig it! Dig it! Everybody's talking bout. Give peace a chance. SPIKED! You win and everything is settled. That's understanding. That's a bowtie. That's a lolstorm @ the kind of person who says this is just all wrong. Heheheheheheh....... wait until you DO regret it! I'm hip! I'm with it! I'm not going to regret seeing what I'm going to see. And put no pen to paper. Cause it's all a part of me. KRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!! Its smoke rises up forever and ever. We can at least facsimile because how foregone that all is... you go forth. You go over the top. Even if you're absolutely terrified. Eh chipmunks? Deal with it with dignity. Get yourself a quality. Buy the suit yourself and ask to see how it looks. "Writing furiously about this." Continue then. Runway models, eat your heart out. Reinforcing bad stereotypes! Reinforcing bad stereotypes! Pummeling the wall with punches of great anger! But then you get tired. You're not the only one. Seek rest.

Sounds great. Also however, I have commitments. Both here and in more botanical sanctum locations. To play board games and stuff like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4naj906A2fc

And what can I say? It's your happy life. It's my happy life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sdic9JQhMo

Groove you baby. Groove you. Slavey melty waking up in the morning and getting rid of crud in corners of eyes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BznFjbcBVs

IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, I'M GONNA PASS OUT. Get on the bike. You know the kind of bike. O-bla-di, o-bla-da. Why don't you get a job? Don't treat me like a job. Wag finger. Not laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!! They DID say no. And I will eat here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of the week. BELIEVE ME, DARLING! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap, I am FREAKING OUT. This is bad behavior. I know it's bad behavior. We'll need a whole new set of flowery sayings on pictures of palm tree sunsets to deal with it. And how you say this and it's actually the truth. You want to do this just like I wouldn't quite say no. God laughing His ass off, point and laugh, this was appointed to you, that there be no balance and no equality in this outcome.

The choice is on the flower girls. They could assault me. Practically sexual assault. Just like if you tear clothes off it's pretty much, wait, I kind of like it classy.

Oh is that a whistle? I think yes, would have to give pretty much universal recommendation to a safety whistle. Heart eyes. Heart YES! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let's get ready to roll in the hay!

That's groovy. It's good enough for me. We'll use it.

I laughed my ass off. That's pretty much where you're at. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, where's the eggnog? It's like cinnamon bun drizzle for your life story. I think 'nice', and in the way that is very necessarily dulled from its possibility slate by totality of flipping every switch to flush the hogwash down the storm drain. And there's still work to do. There's an awfully big anvil of crushed armor above this heart reactor. I win. That's what I do. All day, every day, every time.

Oh, you Mediterranean Goddess, you. Did you know it also had the appellation, Mare Nostrum. I think it quite appropriate. I was not aware of that! They bloody well calculated the size of the Earth! It came back as: the world is not enough. One cannot stay in the cradle forever. We go up. We go for a jaunty fedora cruise.

That's not something I would have thought of. And didn't, not like that. Because I would just be, so in touch you with you girl. Can't even. Can't...... not laugh. When nothing compares to u and me. You can't spell team with lipstick lifestyle. But you can spell, where's the mop? AWWWWWWWW, THUMBS DOWN, TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

AND ALL I HAVE TO IS TOUCH YOU THERE. JELL-O MUSCLES. You're very flexible. Now play the whole rest of the album, and go back to track one! Yeah, yeah, how about a shine! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWO3nEuWo4k

Over the threshold. Into new vast planetariums of forgotten woe. In the 21st century fox waltzstein of mixed drinks.

Bought you a lava lamp in the shape of a country. Hope you like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epX8Th4aiMc

Oh, baby. Stay with me. Stay and love me long time.

I want you to know. That I don't laugh. At the house of the rising sun. And what you might feel. I have to go a way that is straight and true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkHanF4v1w

We'll know within a few months to a year. Some stuff, like my job description, we already know. Let's say this: separate bills and dramatis personae where one is for sure and the other is droppable. Let's not forget: a life is a horrible thing to lose. And a horrible thing to kill. Blown out going all the way. Raping. Rape them, again. Oof. I swear, I'll do no harm. It doesn't have to last forever to be beautiful. What about hand on hand. Can an eagle scout salute me my way to the public hanging arena. How about martial arts training? Stay away!!!! Fuck you up! And that. Also. Yeah.

I was about to be off on my merry way. Forget that not, either. With no truck for the nihilism quartet of ultra low class twits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR90gQ-SIaY

I see you with a train conductor's outfit at this time. And myself, even figuratively disposably, horribly fat. Too fat to go on without you. Choo-choo.

It's too late. It's too late for sorry. Report to solemnity station for your beheading. Choppy chop chop. Flop like fish. Merry fishmas. Merry old scab pulling carving of dead flesh. Give thanks.

There is. And it's live and let die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTpLvsYYHw

It has a good rhythm. Rhythm is a cancer survivor. See you round.

Playin' them hits. Hitting up the storefronts with eggs. The response: maybe 'where is the funny'. Am I right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utYjsmDzMi0

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There's so many options. But one first instinct is worth a thousand flying circuses. Put bread in the jar. And whiskey on the shelf. There's pain a coming, yay-o. My cape. My one-time cape, please. Dropped onto the gutter just for you. Maybe a headlock. Maybe shove you into the wall of a bouncy castle.

Can't take it anymore. Couldn't take it anymore. End of the line. Lucid and alone. Purposefully additionally so. But not enough to stop. Now we see. From sea to shining sea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5aq5HcS1A

So can you give it a rest with the we're so powerful, we can do it all, you can see, hey, come on now. That could be but a prelude to daybreak. Well. Some moral apprehension time, maybe. The beachhead is secured. Pour out. And live like your own bullet with your own name on it. Just trying to help. Your friendly neighbourhood visible universe man biting fingernails in fear for life's mirror from all to all.

Anytime you want. The whole put it in a note and get it into the shove wedding cake through my mailslot phase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4

Anything I'm missing? Anything immediate? All the same I'm going to self care and chill.

Oh, yeah. My heart is glad. Special effort appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg

I could have died, and this would have been fine. Not fine fine, but fine. What have you done? You made a fool of the fool on the hill. I serve as a pillow. It is not you that serves as a pillow. You will now serve as my inspiration. You will now tell me to go out and shovel the walk.

Don't fret over evil people. That's one of those things you say after you have already done so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrHxCbeSfQY

Who feels it? They want to feel it. Apparently. They want this. They want to be a plains enchanted with fertile ground. As a basic facepalm. What am I going to do, man? AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE THAT MUCH FREEDOM IN A CAN TO A BABYGIRL SADTIME HAPPYTIME? This requires nothing less than well-learned fully tumbling falling down drunk piano chords. Fighting in the dance halls. Oh man. Look at that two thousand and one. I wonder where the world will go?

Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? I think it was called Meatballs. It wasn't called live human organ transplants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS9m6E1qG2E

You can have life, but it's not my department of veterans affairs.

No more, no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, crackerjack. Crackamajack last squirt of never should have been. You never should have come up in here. At so late a time as you did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw2Lptf7K0E

For all the times yet to come. For all the gall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6i9_LQQ-x0

Get in the justicemobile. Good call.

This my family. You have just been booted from the server. Thank you for playing Master and Commander: The Next Gajillion Light Years.

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WHERE'S YOUR REMOTE CONTROL? Where's your movie poster. That's what I want to know more than anything right now. Starry eyes change the channel type of stuff. It truly is, right? Here's the daily celebrity news, okay, how about our whole universe instead.

What's this here? Says party time, excellent, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Sweating bullets. Putting revolver on the turntable. No need for that. Just take the extreme close-up sphincter boy exposed and blinded by light fifth. The tithe, I give you all. Like the massive massive colorfixing that it is. They had no right to any of this. So taste the whip. And bleed for it. I run a tight ship. Liberty. In God We Trust. Razzle dazzle dead, drugs, alive, no drugs, playlist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And life return to our village. What is the caption for this, Junior Space Cadets? You win a prize. You win big time. Really, really just scouring the planes and walking the planes for as clean a badge of honor as that. Hello. I love you. We're walking down the street. And my heart's not lonely anymore. Hello! Fantabulous.

Wow.

Just make the cards in the overall template. Don't put bad ones that can't give themselves even a Pauper ticket. Not a single one. The mandate is constructed cards. This seems pretty all right. The whole Magic Origins/Onslaught/Legions/Scourge thing. Then further break down. Let's say there are the four sets. Chronoarchaelogy. Allianceforge. Prismedge. Shatterfortress. This means just basic stuff like sure, include more of a mash-up of the even older story. The middle set is like Planar Chaos. You're basically making a greatest hits with a skeksis sound library of mythical creatures infinity ring. We want top frozen continent of Dominaria and a pre-pre-Mending//++ vision of astronomy-mystery. And which is pretty simple, barely even have to say, all shards in first two sets. All two-allies in set one. All two-enemies in set two. Superimposed. Apocalypse as set three. And let whatever is loose thread/necessary story-wise but loggerheads colorwise bleed over to sequence-draft at a rate of 25%. So it can still be anything and everything. And push those rates. Fulfill the surprising contingent dependencies of artifact creature to creature with colored mana requirements as a matter of course. Serra Angel costs 1 less mana here. But anything else costs the same... other than super special already done cards that could be rateshifted and have a place to be put. Angelic renewal costs one and so on and so forth. We certainly want to do everything we can. And I'm good at this part. I'm good at making things all by myself and also systems that would necessitate, an entire trade show. What are you going to do with a system that ties the room together and lets you make the set? Whatever rate lets that be game theory optimal. For all of that stuff. Finalize it. Get it hammered out.

I have a prior engagement. I have some personal space with pillows on the floor and I don't need to come back. I just could. Flying through like a 101st bomber wing with rainbow imagination goggles. And just asking some questions. Like come on, you've read all these articles. Here we are at this point in history.

You're doing great. What couldn't you fit in here, and how do you plan a follow-up? What if I don't even work on the follow-up? How would that change it? How does this change what you set out? It's all available to be gobbled up and shot back at you. It's fantastic. From the unsleeved play basic stream of quality to a whole new way of looking at what things are worth and whether it's a good thing. This day belongs to all who fought for righteousness. And those who didn't. Are holding the proverbial soggy paper bag. They don't even deserve the pity that is an allotment of our multi-classing school of leadership.

WE WERE SINGING. BYE, BYE, STUPID MOTE IN OUR EYE. CAUSE WE'RE WINNING. AND YOU........ COULD ONLY WISH. WISH! THAT YOU'LL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

Liebe me! Liebe me! MEIN LEIBEN! Frau Fairweather! Miss Storm! That's a summation and a deposition. I give you the hardcore justice look. That's it. You're done.

It's arriving posthaste. Along with our wedding video: one hundred years of glory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power. Hedgehog spinning ruthless blast of awesome-a-power. Put it in writing. Why I should have more of a group photo than that. Argue for or against with sincerity. Am I a novelty of for you have tasted my fruit of good tree? Are you being fresh with me? Rather than we are merely freshmen. Watchmen superheroes on cover of Time. Hang your head in shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWv7j4FIxQ

Jooby joob mint. So happy with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObiT0CfQsCE

You're all a part of it now. You were born when you were born. Make peace signs with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s-dSoDptVc

This time we need to know. That this is how it ends. Only love can win. Why tolerate? Apologize. Even if it is far too late. It's something. All good children go to Heaven. Pardon the disturbance. But that's not what life is about. Just a bit of money and digging your own grave. These were bullshit values. Our soldiers did not die in World War II for this. For these type of people to walk about. I'm gonna get high. I'm going to get loose with the jukebox.

Hey baby. My hummingbirds. That's for the birds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4BObpNQqNo

Justice is served. Along with some duck l'orange. Don't try to crash our honeymoon. I'll pull out a music box that launches a boxing glove at you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAgc1kgvLc

How foolish that was. Thinking rock stars plus a basic plan could not win. Well it's good for us. What's good for fur elise is good for moonlight sonata. And come what may.

That's hardcore betrayal of our country. And our good high kicking can-can line. I'm afraid I can't let it slide. Things had to proceed in an orderly fashion. And I would wait it out. I would give the calming popsicles and freezies of all impatience along the way. Princess crazy heart. You got me running. Running in your arms. And remembering oh yeah. Turning into slide into home plate lion king. Cheese station broadcasting through outer darkness sunspots. Gonna keep it rolling. Roll me up a gazonga flappy slow headpatting time capsule.

For we, in our great foolishness, knew nothing whatever about y'alls people. Have a lemonade. Receiving everything okay, and will be okay. Human dancers. No filler. All star power.

You're worthy. Stop shaking the barricades. Like a whirling dervish out of whir. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXMSwEDHtfM

They had a bad run. They had exhausticalastically made taut the wires with a big fake. Now it's our turn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtGu0OGEpc

Help me out. I appreciate. Stand by me. I'll meet your grace with move slowly and speak softly. You already know this.

You've really gone and done it now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4glMNEWLms

You've really antiquated and obviated the conquest of paradise. What do you suppose is out there? Well I know what I've got here. Talk to the hand. Expression of exasperation. But why? What's it trying to tell you? This our fight. These our neighbours. This is worth all the while. Golden slumbers has gone bye-bye. There will be no jam. There will be a living see-saw tale of great expectations and the brass banisters of the staircase.

I told you so is just so cornball, isn't it? It's one of those limiting beliefs self-talk things. But we told you so. We...... TOLD you so! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLy2SaSQAtA

Long live our great hope. And the knowing of it.

Can I get tacit approval for this direction? This is where it's going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU

We could do a lot better. Let's get that going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

Here come the millions. From us to the billions. Let's see what we can do about the catering. Has to have the greatest drink in the universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6qb_voOxHw

Save your ticket stub. And make sure you wear a suit or dress worth ruining. I for one welcome it. How do you feel today? How are we feeling? Like start the food fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GLAKEjU4w

Can you believe this? This is some epic stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REin1BuqiZk

I'm going to have to get you to come in on Monday. Football in the groin had a football in the groin. But heart has come and get you ferocious tigresses.

You're an ANIMAL! YES! Oh what soft frost paned window do you wish to monopolize. I... this is a tale told by an idiot. This has mad about les miserables. And she's just great. Right. Too right. Get me a generic beverage. It's customary. I'm feeling like puke from the amusement park recovery area. Obviously couldn't enjoy it. And that's really a sign of impending heart failure. Am I having a stroke or something? I think you could say from the very beginning the clarity is Orwellian in its sanity diagnosis. No doubt about it. That Empire was a piece of shit. Ewoks are good, then, and that was a good tune.

I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know it's all a big machine. But there's a part of it that might have to not be. Like really and by quite a bit. I've gone my own way and it's so all by myself I don't know how things will be. If I can even do it. Like leaving a hunger strike for good. God bless you, you're just amazing and it's very big change.

This is what's right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiF-q2h7tSA

Farewell and goodnight. Have a pleasant tomorrow world.

And I you. I'm shaking like I've just landed the Space Shuttle all by myself with people shaking the seat and throwing vile witch's brew at the instruments. I could rubberband whiplash myself off a cliff. I would take on this much totality for evil not being in this world anymore as what it once was, but I would get to die, that's kind of the deal. It's all a mandate and a stupid bullshit. Which part is unassailably right. But then I can be wrong. I may be wrong about how I die with a full grip of triumph and how that proves everything. But I'm wrong about nothing else. So help me. I still get it but later. But honestly... no one can understand. So my fresh morning dew says. That cost. I really want. Need and have. But shredded. I won't even have to listen to a judgment I hear it said. It's that much in arrears. I'll listen to the stupid music hall bit. Hooray. Where's the wheelchair? Is this what you want? Is it by faith and grace and works that I will be saved? I'll just lean against this white marble wall. Very solid.

There's nothing more to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c1NHxFGrkg

There's nothing more for me to do. A person needs life goals. If he just is one unto himself and a person asking for an ice cream cone smashed into their nose, that is regression pro-life. All right. Have my ice cream. I'll give you my best times. They cannot be other.

What reality TV abuse? You got it baby. Something something hotel room. History of hotel room. Some kind of spazz attack. We're going to make it tonight. Today is the greatest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZn9y823cA

Make quality music great again. I have no doubt. I have all confidence. We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. Sister Califragilistic. This bow is all for you.

They had good cause to be afraid. Just like the end of the film stated. And if we can be. Anywhere but there. That would be indescribable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDS4wOd_o1I

So now you know. Yes, now we know. God destroys insane ego. Man is privileged to be on the Earth. Man lives on. Don't give me that, all right? Spelunking torches up. Phones away.

Imagine THAT, if you will. Because fantastical is the new reality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIKa8JgVYkM

They was shook. As was right. Holding it all inside with the gaslighting, joke's on the perpetrators. So we're done here! It's just the whole BORING PART, am I right? Christ on a cracker! On every poptart that goes in the missionary toaster. WE'RE GOING TO GO ON TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS! WE CHOOSE THEM!

AND YOUR TIME IS UP! SUGARPLUM RAZORBLADE DUMPTRUCK CHORUS, LOOK NOT TO ME, ANYMORE! LOOK AT YOURSELF! THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW FINE A GRAIN CAN BE MILLED, LOOK IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS IF YET YOU CAN SQUARE THAT CIRCLE. THEY SENT TROOPS INTO THIS THING CALLED THE WAR THAT WAS MEANT TO GO ON FOREVER. I PITY YOU LIKE I PITY A FRUITFLY SEARCHING OUT SHIT. LIFE WAS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. IT MEANT TAKING A FEW OF THE LAST DAYS OF ASTROPRISON WARNINGS FOR WHAT THEY WERE. GET YOURSELF PREPARED!

BEST DAY EVER! GO ON, TAKE YOUR PICTURES! THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. I SHALL NOT WANT. AND IF YOUR HAND CAUSES YOU TO SIN, CUT IT OFF. WORTHY AND HONORABLE IS THAT TERRIBLE AND GREAT SWORD INJUNCTION. YOU'RE ALL INDIVIDUALS. YOU'RE ALL MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY PIECE OF TRASH EVER TRIED TO SAY.

Worth it, I hope. Like Twilight Imperium kind of. Definitely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

l'd say more but it besputters. Bring your own lunch because it was made with love. What's this say? Says hold fast. I can look forward to this film. One is enough, but then if I add myself, that makes two. So three is enough. This area is an oath of goodness with pointed questions. We have won it all.

And perish in instantaneous dust all those who might put the stain of a heel back on the whole of us like mere oxen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztz_Vr9uHk

Ever again. With incredible special effects. Throw 'em to the lions with fricking laser beams on their heads. History in the making. Jumping jujubes. How refreshing. Don't weep. Or do weep. For not all tears are an evil. You broke me down and put me in the it wasn't okay section. Now I have to spend my days in a fort of blankets.

And we've. Become. Spectacular. Burrow away. Rest peacefully and wake up to a best day yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvqeSJlgaNk

We'll have do it that way. I can't even do it. And I don't think waiting will help.

This is how it is. Hey rabbits. Into the clean room. Wide awake. And if you're bored then you're boring. This would not stand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRjsRll1vs4

Godspeed.

Being a well-rounded person, how-to. Blowing them out of the water on teh internets. You can walk with us. You can sway side to side on the tour bus. You can have an artisanal soup. It wouldn't be gay. Give up your seat on the bus to a suffering person. That'd be the best.

Well that's a very nice picture. That was a very nice try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppr5Pf5GEPg

We're going to need a pressure washer. AND NO, THAT'S NOT AN INNUENDO! We bring you swords of justice. We're going to need a tactical bright awe worldsparkler. I'm not crazy. I'm just off the charts. Now you look like you need some of those black lotus proxies signed. Get 'em in line like the whipped cream on nukes skit. I'm going to rubber stamp them and fingerprint them.

A.... a WHAT? In a. A. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4TqSfrheM

Beautiful plumage. Beautiful as the stars. And I know you know me well. But you just can't help. By enough of it all. And so on and so forth. The rest is silence and markedly the opposite of silence. Slowly. And then strongly. I'll think about it. I've got a reputation. And one thing's one thing. Just tipping my hat and moseying along. And that was never even a thing. NO WAIT!!!!!!!! You're crazy and you loved me before I was everything to every good to the last drop with fresh cream. I want it to be true. I feel you.

Forget it. Forget the party. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwFMdWp4Na0

I take walking off the edge of the flat Earth seriously. All of a sudden there it bloody well was. You know you got a lot of bright ideas. You know I have a Christmas plan. And a New Year's plan. All of which. Are basically me being walked like a golden retriever. And bellyscratched.

All right, so do you have that whole playlist? Go ahead and put that on. And we can explore space. Together. Forever. In peace. GOTCHA, MOTHERFUCKERS! I don't want to be reminded of "no thank you". But thank you. Excuse me. Thank you. You'll... ah........ you'll wait with your handsome leather onesie paper holder. I'll peruse this. Before I pursue, you! Just look at this ridiculous ottoman. Don't ask me why. We got head out on the highway. We got put your helmet on. We got it all.

You're a trooper. That's a fact if you want to go the distance with me now. Now all that's left is even more so to help melt that ice. All right. You're not literally the opposite. I can traverse the dating game to this cul de sac.

If you have anything for me to pick up, and we're not doing this yet, I will make that possible on a Friday or Saturday coming up. I suppose that'd be well followed. But I'll be by the library. It's like operaman over here. Oh, flowers. Oh, nice. Man, if I'm really letting some of these people go, that would just be unbelievable. That'd be so much more than they deserve. Phone home. Got cancer. Sick and tired. You don't deserve this country, you know? Basically and most gallingly. How about........ a whole....... VISION of what prison could be. People looking at you maybe. It'd come up. Enjoy!

Quit being bad, guys! Okay! Okaaaaaaaaaaaay, like hide and seek already, here! Puffs of angry nosesnort. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIYMHT5Qrcw

Operation Overlord singing from the rafters. Supreme Commander of Allied Forces ready to wave at you. Already doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kuWvNv7WV4

How'd you know they were bad? WELL. We looked at the receipt. We looked at some films. We were shocked to discover. Prejudice schmejudice! I SENTENCE YOU ALL TO PLUTO, THIRD CLASS! And all of us, to the lush subtropical second United States of Ostrlya. These things happened. Don't try to tell me they didn't happen. Had to happen. Shake hand. So happy.

Sorry about the mess. Sorry about making the anti-vampire sign of the cross on you there. Or... am I? It all depends. It all depends on what horizons of sunken treasure galleon you see for your adult diapers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0csYYDUVnR8

YES, I'LL BET YOU HAVE! Some special T-shirts where it's like "Yeah!". But I have misgivings. I wanna be sedated. Life is the greatest.

WE GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MAN! I'M HAPPY! HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nii8FfPUG88

Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhh, where's the dizzy styxdispeller? I got to huff it across the city for some bullshit that ain't even there. This. This....... is history. We know what this is. ENGAGE! In the beginning of the end is the beginning is the end, the discontented is called crazy. And I give no catch and release program in dramatic excess for it.

Hail to the chief. Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxVOD5diZTQ

It's an esoteric, we think not so much associated with cause and effect type of thing. We think it's being smart and that there's nothing to worry about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESYEod6c12E

How's about a few for the non-afflicted with self-backpatting ones. Got to go get them. Just wait though. Hilarious. TOO! TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88dQn_-5hIM

FOREVER YOUNG! BYE-BYE! BYE BYE, HI.

Pray if unaccustomed, till dawn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQsQoGodPY

HEY! MOTHERFUCKERS! Get off of our cloud! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdB-1G4TJkE

Run 'em right out of town. Praise Jesus.

There's SO little hope. How interested are you in that REALLY? I don't understand this. I might fall asleep at the crack of 11AM after only being awake since 9. I don't know how to add a slice of amazing to anything other than manic wait until you get it then you finally get it type of jokes except I'm not even doing that. How can anything get better by leaps and bounds there to the point that you tug on the sleeve of my four sweaters and point me at one thing out of 100. That's for jazz hands in prime time viewership.

That's kind of funny. I don't know if I'd laugh if you repeated it back to me. But it's kind of funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3szzhg38m4

Away with you. Vile. Indescribable. And not in the superlative sense. My trigger warnings were going off harder than anything than you could imagine. And then the time came. Farewell and goodnight. Morning scone. Lumberjack incongruity, just for you. Special, played a wall in tennis once, he was relentless in that kind of way, kind of job. Mission impossible complete. Red light. Green light. Expect it or not, there it is. You lose. "You lose." "Sunglasses." Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Subdued Monet palette. But that's just the right spot. Now I'm kicking mad. Now I'm happy.

All right. Sign me up for that. I'm like an achievement unlocked I think. I think I'm like a prize stallion in... oh yeah. That's a thing. You want a pony. You can't afford a pony. It'll shit on the floor. Horrible. Just too much work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wakbjjShf0s

You made a happy sticker appear on your timeline. We are real people. This is journey before destination. Life before death. Strength before weakness. Challenge gauntlet of softs on petrification. Pray for mojo. Pray for blood from a stone. You'll never break this heart of stone, darling. That's not a proudtacular. MAN, I need to go find myself in New York City or something like that. No I just need to say no to bullshit, from no matter where. Done. It wasn't lies it was just bullshit. Pray for Earth.

That's a some news, huh? I was busy setting up this whole deal here. That's another one. All righty then. They.... were... bad neighbours. Can't you see the effort that went into this, I mean really, REALLY, A for effort, which includes F for fuck off, definitely. AND IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR, NOW TESTIFY! Juuuuuuuuuust chilling. Just getting all my homework done on that figurative Friday night. And I'm gonna get a cheque. And it'll clear. It'll just be, tremendous. It'll be a chase the ice cream truck and the guy just gets right the fuck out of it completely terrified kind of day. It's a beautiful day. Don't let the sun go down on it without SOME kind of a key to the city. Hi. God bless you fair and fine people.

Holy fuck. Why care about that, right? That was only everything that would utterly forcedly be the thing to deal with rather than not, and with pillars of flaming shame. That was only the real answer to what was happening to the world. We have decided that that is fucked. Awfully late though. WELCOME!

Bad guys, take notice. Let my people go. Nobody said it would be easy. If so, it was a joke. It was a realism fellow traveler type of deal. That's what people want. They want to be told what's right from a fortress of solitude level of dominant peace studies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA

Farewell. Good luck and great hunting.

True story. Peace be upon you. Jesus Christ is Lord.

Bring 'em on, right? Hornet's nest jingo jango. And that was the one thing we did know. And that cannot pass like a ship in the night. That's liberty nullification. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJLe1UTqKvA

Incontrovertible evidence establishes. Hardcore death penalty. Enjoy the Ewok thanksgiving pre-Christmas oven warm-up.

Download the full album today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0TY3DYF4Jk

Where's the popcorn? We the People on a blue marble assembled.

We are Jack's uncontrollable rage. Polished and brassed to the hilt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dEbueX0GtA

There's only a few things we do know in this world. And they are that things happen for a reason. And that life is crazy. That it exists. That's what the focus should be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dooSFIvLn-Y

If you don't agree with that, we can no longer help you. Not in any way that leads to a happy jamboree. This is quite the situation.

How shameful. What utter disgust. You know I can come down there, yeah? Literally come down there. Don't make me do that. This is a laughingstock of great cornholio proportions.

I'm not worried. We got this. Thank you very much.

Right? Some pathetic final blowout soggy noodle with unmatched spices attempt to derive a function that isn't even the destruction of the matrix and to create coolness that isn't equivalent to good is good and evil is evil. The ultimate in bubble person. Like forget it. Forget moops. Forget idiot. Forget duncecap. What I don't understand, apart from everything that is well-understood by anyone with half a brain and understands the hierarchy of even being alive and protecting people from the vilest of the vile and the lowest of the low that nothing could ever fix other than merely looking a bit like that: Why you don't care about those astonishing things. Why you don't trust the gut check fact check that it makes possible for you. Why you wouldn't care about going to hell. It's literally, going to be the worst. Why you can't face a stark line up and disperse instruction that has well-nigh unavoidable implementation of the end of war articles of war summary dispensation of justice, reflective both backwards and deterrence-based forwards. As a bundle checkmarks thing of all of it - necessarily but not with exclusion. Good enough for the zero sum equation that you may not destroy the human race. The set of human beings includes an automatic failure there. So that would be the... starry rainbow road of don't talk to me (cause I couldn't handle it! - and not in a good way shining your own shit). DO talk to me if you are a patriot!

All of this I vow to you. For the Lord has SWORN in His anger, THEY WILL NOT ENTER MY PLACE OF REST.

It had to be that as bad as ALL OF THAT, you would never even be scathed. It would never even touch you. This is how it had to be. Thank you for watching democracy's big day. Everybody knows this is right. Believe me. Anything else is a disaster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJVTB5XDOA

How's about those pastures? I don't want to buy the farm. Can the expression be softened. Excellent clothes that are not really clothes there.

Come on, Cletus. Come on. How's about that famous magic trick. Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaa. It's simple. We.... don't let that happen. Then there can be napping. And a hot chocolate with marshmallows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrjGyFpY9I

I've always loved you. I love the people. And you feel it. Thank you, you're welcome. Welcome to all.

Remember when Beethoven set the Ode to Joy to music, and was even deaf when he accomplished this feat? That was great. Other stuff not great. But that great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcbw4IEY5w

Make my day. We are dirty bird death pellet dispensers upon a lush velvet pool table surface here. Belt it. Or belt up. Letters a hundred foot high. One way road.

Well we're mumbling. And we're screaming. I still don't know. What I'm singing.

Come on guys. How HARD that was for me. That even as right as that was. That that's it. I'm just intervening. I'm declaring the final war to end slavery. With what qualifications? Just knowing it. Was that luck? No. There was no luck in any of that. I'm up there. So give us a hand with this.

Enjoy the fruits of your vile harvest. So many retards, so little prison time to confine the snowball effect of their collective failures. A lot is possible. Many things are just for different levels of treason. They will have a whole lot of time to think and a whole lot of no individual zoomed in on their exact take on things to drip drip drip themselves with. That they never could have gotten. Be real now. Hear the voice in the wilderness now. Or forever hold your peace.

I will march. But there is a necessary set of qualities to it. I see pretty much a pyrrhic timestamp to it. How about my march for woodstock groupie. I'm going to need just one more to go next time.

You know what my intentions are. We, I, simply getting rid of these people forever. The very idea of them. That the day of the hollow greedmiser dictator is over and of dynasty of darkness instead of what's right. If my intentions include, and it wouldn't matter that much if I died, anything that comes is tangential. Is gravy. Let's lobby for the disassociation of gravy from that anecdote. Let's call it toppings. Could be burger toppings, you know, maybe ice cream toppings. It's gonna be crazy. I'm going to need a wheelbarrowman for sure.

The future. Is this way. Don't look at those pillars of winter's heart cornspew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAoWwUwknc

Clear? WE CLEAR? I deem them clear. I deem them fucked up and fuck off, level VII. I deem star wars the greatest film ever other than last crusade. Officially. Give the award.

This is fantastic. I'm glad we did this! That was their thing. So how about that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRh6zLOVH4

People going like, not only is that justified, it's jaw-dropping. No problem. Sorry. Or wait. Actually I'm not sorry.

But they did not WANT to come to the table and take the right hand of fellowship. They were condemned in the eyes of the sprightly and due to be kicking the bucket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROYAbg8fQxI

And whatever did you think God would do, nothing? If they got away with that there, that would be like nothing was ever anything. No tender care for a hope springs eternal, once again, and then again.

Intervening because that, there, clearly, clearly wasn't the answer any way you chose to constitute it. The answer was not just pray but be smart and figure it out. Pursuant to these objectives, you have to have the juno award. With any applicable delay, however you chose to slice THAT, we would save ourselves, we would choose this hill and die on it. Defend it alone. Anything but that and the die is cast. So here we are. We kicked the everliving tar out of them. Like it was the movies. This is like something in the movies, guys! Haven't you ever wanted to be in the movies? Who says NO to a super easy career in the movies? Well. Some politicians do. But it makes people feel too bad if you bring it up with regularity. They've been using Brand-X. Oh no. Get them a parachute that doesn't open.

This is depressing. Put on Star Trek. Fuck all of that. Boiling frog attention span man says, you're welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dunKAwRN3P8

Do not adjust your TV set. You've come to. Not been smacked as you've been smacked so many times before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RkVQcWlqK8

This is growing up. We were at the mercy of God. Or of our ability to actually deal with a punk explosion shot across the bow. Not somewhere in the middle. With an overlay of the mercy of God.

He will be strong. He will... crush his enemies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tT62bpYlU

Who would win? All of that evil, lurid graphic representation. Or one cool calm collected confident boi. And we'll be there for you.

Please we will have ten minute silence. Victims of massacre.

You want to touch very politely. I do not mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSLMN6g_Od4

We begin here. Everything that follows is at a sufferance. Those wars, those holy versus unholy secret wars, this new war, same thing. War is over, if you want it. And we want it now. This world. What a world.

Trust in their unrighteous suicide. What a trip. And baby don't hurt me. No more. Are you ready for super duper? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M30ACuNgKfU

'Twas the nightmare before Christmas. And all along the campfire. Hold hands. I want to hold your hand. That's crazy. You're crazy. That's how I feel. It's not normal. Take a sad song and make it better. Right this ship of state. Sail on strong and great. Off we go. In a hot air balloon.

Carrying on and whatnot. AND IT'S SHAMEFUL! Star whores lineup: FIRE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBYMBX0GaNg

Did I just lose points, or what? Are these spendable points. I would like to see you again and do the hi hello, awkward stuff. Hi. You touched my hand. You touched my leg. It was magical. DYING! You're going to brush my epic locks. In full view of the people there! LADY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nx3etjkRaU

FOR REAL! FOR REAL! WE... could make MORE money off of Starbucks than we EVER could make off of evil in countless kali yuga thumbs down frayed edges of sanity. I just can't stand what's become of this world, y'all. That's why I was forced to say: now hear this, you slick, jive-ass gutter-stained walking talking corn dog: you have 48 hours. The same 48 hours Iraq had. And it seems I've had to do so one more time. Literally the abominations of woeful reality trigger avoidance for proper upbringing. Girl you've gotta love your man. WHO VOTES, THUSLY, YEAH? This is going to... hurt? I see the opportunity to provide here. It's going to be great. I got a special dispensation today that this might be too disgusting. So I don't know what to do. I'm going to have to get my OWN cap. A cap that's like: Dude has no idea what a normal relationship is. Because of reasons. Even when that is right there. I can work my way through it to the promised land. TOO great. Too wonderful, there.

THIS RULES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJpB_AEZf6U

NOT MY PROBLEM - I THINK IT CAN BE VERY EASILY DONE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs

Trying to have a big run-on sentence of your own thoughts. But the other guy is just like shomer fucking shabbos and won't come off of it. Everything was a travesty with them. This is a family restaurant. This is not crazyville.

Shortened of course, to, I Have No Idea What This Is. Take it with a 'take it and go'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI62qNmScc

Canadian, Lady. British, Ladyyyyyy. American, crazies. Preferential long-time flag-waving.... ladyyyyyyy. Dancing fistbump. Lady. Go. Gotta get away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLQJ4toj-JY

Whatever you can imagine. Is all on the Jesus Ranch. As long as it's cool. Time's a flying. Perceptibly a lot like psychedelic 'can't tell if faster or slower, in this bad time theater program'. And with that. She is a singer in the band. I clap.

And this was where we broadcast our pirate signal. And hack into the matrix. Where have all the flowers and merrymakers and good people gone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N36odi7GGmQ

Q major. The happiest of all keys. X minor and Z chromatic not so much. The making of this. Worst documentary. Too far afield. Too real. All too real.

FOR BEHIND ALL OF THIS WAS AN IDEA - A CONTINUUM OF IDEAS AND CIVILIZATION PREREQUISITES THAT COULD DO AS MUCH AS THEY COULD, CONSIGNING THIS TO THE DUSTBIN, AND FOR GOOD. AND THIS WAS MORE THAN JUST BULLETPROOF. THIS WAS 100 PROOF. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEvicsX7F8

IT'S AT ITS BEST WITH ME HERE, YOU DO KNOW THAT, RIGHT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBlygm0UY

THAT'S A GREAT STORY. BUT WE'D HAVE TO BUST RIGHT OUT OF THERE, AND FROM THE FIRST INKLINGS OF NON-HIPNESS. THEY HAD A GIANT SQUARE NUTSHELL. WE WARNED. WE WERE LIKE LOOK, I MEAN COME ON. COME. ON. HOW COWARDLY CAN YOU BE? CLEARLY, CLEARLY, NEO-FASCIST WORLD TAKEOVER ATTEMPT. FACEPALM. STAR TREK DELUXE VERSION. STAY IN SCHOOL, AND STAY OFF THE DRUGS!

I AGREE, THIS IS A GREAT SONG. IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE SLOW DANCE SLOW BURN WORLD, TODAY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UE7tXDKIus

EVERY CANDLE IN EVERY WINDOW. GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE FUCKING SHIT UP, MORE FEROCIOUSLY THAN ANYONE EVER DID. THEY WILL LOOK BACK AND SAY, YEAH, BUT, FOR THE STRATIFICATION THAT THAT WAS, THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST ONE. AND IT SEEMS TO ME. WE'LL GO ON. FART.

YES! SO GOOD! CRAZY AWESOME! PARDON THE STUPID-STUMPS, THIS WAS A CROSSING THE RUBICON LEADERSHIP ISSUE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abPeajnuPZk

WE COULD DO WHATEVER. BUT I HAVE PERILOUS FORAYS OF WHAT IT'S GOING TO DEVOLVE TO, AND WITH FRIGHTENING SPEED.

THE END HAS COME. AND IT IS NOT OUR END BUT THEIRS.

I suppose that is impressive enough. It's a percentile based casual stubbing-out. I figured out one of these with no help, that was for me, through resistance, with no centralized dump, no narrative but the barest of allusion and through massive, just terrifying, like what's that, and why's that limo there. Fuck is right. This world would be saved. Not hung out to dry.

But in my country, that is different. I am a guy who is there to help, if you want it. There's no royal assent because the whole point of it was, the Emperor won. All for a buck. All for don'tchaknow. And they didn't. That's the fucking irony. They are past redemption by the ticking of this clock.

Yeah. Okay. Great. I MEAN ONE WOULD HOPE.... we've got the Phantom Zone and everything prepared. So many things from the movies. I thought people would like it.

Ridiculous. RIDICULOUS! ALL of y'all. The gallowguillotine bad trip. Take the red pill. It's the best thing for you at this time.

I miss my wife. This is a key relationship. And so it is.

That's just fun. I'm having your fun, with you. And maybe, maybe, I'll work on Magic again in similar scope.

Now let's think about this for a moment. Set that aside. How likely is it? Even with our reservations as they stand. What are we talking about here? Don't be all like face value. It might and might not. This was kind of like walk away.

I would watch that first or close to first. And that applies to you all. Daydream believer, and a homecoming Queen. These lyrics, and these SONGS! They're just carrying me away like a crowd surfing goofball hamtastic headbobbing winkandgun parade.

It's part of my process right. The nothing, so-called nothing or inertia or waves at low ebb against the sandy shore, is the wealth that is the opposite of electroshock therapy here, and was part of our process. That was all going to be, something other than it is now. This was all too much, and was very much like carrying cyanide during 007 operations, and the tie-in that this would not be wrong, just, is a thing. I have nothing to add. Don't go for it. You dig, I hope you sunglasses.

I've earned more. More than even, at length and ridiculously you could say. Who the fuck are these people? They're crazy bad. That's some funny shit. I have plans for great prosperous bazaar of wonders. The world has changed. And forever. It was always a one way road. All aboard.

At that point you know I won't ever leave you. Down to the wire and all the way, I won't let go.

Y'all got any more of them Magic cards? We got 'em, and rather conspicuously, like, how about THAT list of garbage, no, we got NONE of that. High fiving the entire front row. And not subdividing and subjugating and blowing the steam top off.

Remember this? Please don't tell me you've forgotten. You're just a little pipsqueakses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zstRTjcpEgQ

Then off we go.

Chill out. They wanted to end the world as we know it, not just Star Wars. Therefore in the crosshairs. And you'll see it all. You'll see something that makes sense, that, I find that to be an EXCELLENT assessment, that it is ritual theater that you will watch again even though you know it all, maybe even especially BECAUSE you do, it's all in place. So to apply the best sensical shape of a deep worldview within best filmscore is where that goes. And just as having all of that TV in between is pretty nice, a supercomputer level of that that DOES it rather than throws it away, in between, is the comfyness blanket burrito of a complete saga. The circle is now complete. Try as you might, the ability to try to destroy and pillage and leave nothing but scorched Earth in your wake, is insignificant, next to the power of God. And you mocked. I find your lack of faith disturbing. NEVER, FIENDTRAWLER! Off with the heads, roly poly Sith heads.

You got competition. Bangarang level unlocked. I'm just going to chill and see if you'll open it a little further. I'm just going to wait for proper authority for that. That's your starcraft carrier flight deck declaration of war. For great justice. All your base are belong to us. Since when was war like this? Ever since, man. Ever and ornamentally lit. Just use the weakness of your own eyes and brain science, and there it is. You will believe a man can fly. Credit sequence complete.

AND WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE THIS TWO-BIT EVIL EMPIRE INTO A WORLD-CLASS PATRIOTISM MULTINATIONAL.

WE'RE GOING TO BE AT THE POOL.... WE'RE GOING TO BE AT THE BUFFET.... WE'RE GOING TO BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD, AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP US OUT! GET RID OF SLIMY SITHBOTS. ONCE AGAIN WITHOUT EMOTION. ONCE MORE WITH FEELING. YET ANOTHER AETHER VORTEX. IS THIS A DAGGER YOU SEE BEFORE YOU? WE KNEW YOU TOO WELL!

WE'RE GOING FOR LUDICROUS SPEED! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xcKYNghd08

We have liftoff. We have leave me alone at this time. Thank you for believing in justice. Losers are fucked. Losers are crushed. Losers are DONE. Pulling our strings, eat your own shit sandwich. Be safe out there. Don't be all over the place.

We will never forsake you. We will never leave you. That's our plan for armed to the teeth in a peaceful world. Blown away. Blow it out your ass. You're gonna pay. Pay dearly. We happy time. We happy hour.

You see? "Two". II towers of the trumpet of the last stand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isCh4kCeNYU

All right. Cool, man. "Two." So many ways that that's the deal. THIS IS SICK, IT'S FILTHY. Where's the case of whiskey? We're going to drive them like a weapon of mass disintegration into a gopher hole.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL IN THE LAST OFFENSIVE OF THIS GREAT CRUSADE. WE BRING JUSTICE TO HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTERS.

IN AN ORDERLY FASHION. ALL SURRENDER. ALL TRAITORS AND BLOOD-SOAKED VAMPIRES, KILLERS OF JFK AND OF THE LEAST AMONG US, NOW GREAT AND LAUGHING.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL. IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF A STROBE LIGHT TWEETY BIRD X-ED OUT EYES AND TONGUE LOLLYGAGGING. JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT! WE'RE THE PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA! NOT TOO SMART, I'D SAY. YOU RAPSCALLIONS. THROW THEM TO THE FLOOR! AND PUT A RED CARPET OUT.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah, I mean, they... wouldn't have. That's what we were looking at. Thank you. Thank you. TOO LATE NOW, AM I RITE? RIGHT! RIGHT! YOU'RE BLOODY WELL RIGHT! STINKING ALBATROSS NAYSAYERS! You're excused. Other than the last deportation, oh, that's a shame, people. They're not excused. Knew it. Knew all of those hilarious "L for Loser" people there.

PRESIDENTS TABLE! PRESIDENTS TABLE! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! VANDELAY INDUSTRIES! OHHHHHHH, THE ONE WHERE BROKEN GLASS EQUAL CLAPPING, LIKE HOW CLEVER IS THAT.

Those both count and upset me greatly. Will go and do. I would rather we pass like ships on the unicorn rainbow stormfront than you sign a side bitch contract. That's my, uh... you know.... moral stand. That is more personally twinging than anything else. You got me interested. And I do not yet know enough. But that would at least be reductively correct. Decisions have been made. And let's not forget - we have torn through the tapestry here.

It's objectionable. I mean it is objectionable to me. I'm a lot, and I have a lot to give and rightly. There's the whole carrying-on conversation you would have. Will I go about going hardee har har with the direct interface in all of that? With best play, white power Christmas gift, wrapped with classic red bow. With best wishes. And I TRIED. I TRIED to make it this way. Then I... go to work. You get to say, legitimately, look at him, he is just this kind of guy. Going to be doing that. Pretty much. Real loose, like chips to the pot. Clean the floor. One time you know.

But they're like weeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaaaaaaannaaaaaaaaaaaa. Stupid stalkers. IN FACT... HOW MUCH MOISTURIZER IS IT GOING TO TAKE? WHAT. IS. THE MOISTURIZER-BASED TRUTH, HERE. WE ALREADY KNOW IS A THANK YOU BASED GOD. BUT THEN IS LIKE CARNIVAL OF INSANITY, TITS OR GTFO, TO THE STRATOSPHERE. NO, NO, THIS JUST WON'T DO!

Let's be real, okay. Let's ALL be real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oosF3K0Xb84

I got to not die like a fish out of water. Take me to the water. Oar clunk.

Hey, man. I got some ideas. I got ideas like we.... should do THIS. I mean really, REALLY do this. Put it up there on the cloud visibility ornamentation. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_noBY3-_HGG6UI7IoABkoFt4elFTFo_Ut0

The right to bear arms. With the Indians. Mookalakahiney. Come on you wanna lay me. Lei on silver gold platinum. When pain is by your side. And I just can't be bought. Already there.

UND ZE MILLION DOLLARS IS TANGENTIAL, DON'T YOU UNDERZTEND ANYZING! ZIPPADY DOO-DAH, MY, OH, MY, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY. It's a wonderful life. And a turn it off. Turn it off before it even cues.

Million dollars. Really, million dollars? JOKE! And not particularly deftly put. Look at what's possible. And this is not even what it's all about. That's ironic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgpT5rEKIU

Go on, spazz 'em out. Scratchy scratchy. Angry bird. Just one single solitary angry hen.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? MISS AGOGFAGINA! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE! IT'S NOT UNUSUAL, TO SEE ME CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I WANNADIE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc18xt5wQnk

Prestige worldwide. Praise the autobahn album. No limits.

STAND TALL. THE WAY BACK WOULD COME BUT ONCE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7145PYPY8I

There's a blanket for you. And a blanket for me. And yeah. Yo victorious to you. That's some dedication. That was some bullet.

But the final response, pretty much all comes from our time. Even though it had transferability. It's all pretty new. GET TOGETHER, ONE MORE TIME! Lights out. ALL! HELL! CAN'T STOP US NOW! Star spangled slaughter. I love you! I love you!

He's gone mad with power! Like that Albert Einstein guy! We warn you, justice cometh. Got problems? You call me! No, no, YOU say the last goodbye, and YOU hang up. All right. I'm doing the farewell address. Don't require this again. We'll cross those t's and dot those lower case j's when we come to it.

Excellent. Go forth and multiply and deliver your own Christmas. These are cool things to have. That's perfect. That whole entire Magic: The Gathering timeline, everything is covered then; at that point you've got card types by focus with set-reimaginings, within one set, that would be opened as one, and similarity to truncate indecision and that can go all the way, and throw away whatever doesn't quite work. I could contribute to the story, but I kind of already did; that there's such a thing as literally Tolkien-squared and the old is the Twilight of the Gods-Arthur. The making of this, this will be a big deal. I want everyone who could throw something into it to get that. Extended special features incoming. I can't wait to see this.

It takes a lot to put this together, literally years of work no matter what it is, and this is a new one, something in the neighbourhood of 4000 point armies. That's providing something appropriate. You see how the longer you take, the more crazy it could become, and you could fold crazy back into more normal and then back out into crazy. The one thing that really is quite crazy is the new colors, going straight from here to there, but that could be our year 2000/2001 moment. Those flipper-cards were a sticking point for me, we had to go to a distance here that could plausibly functionally exclude every one of them, and the magnitude of the lever and fulcrum of automatic typical inclusion can make that so for anyone for whom it is so. A gold border copy could make it not so. But all of that is truly, neither here nor there. It could NOT be, also, there's the tiers at play. Looking through a crazy portal stone into that, wherever that is. These things start to have self-similarity, and it is a challenge. It could stop there, though. As per one of my favourites; let's bring in this resolution of the dominant to tonic here. Which says nothing final. I meant that. Yeah. I talk too fast, I say too much even with the high lumberjack skill set. AS IF it really isn't, right? Which he never wrote. We can only wonder! And we can only go on with our own ideas. 4th Age Earth. Here we go.

There had to be a way. And not just a way that by accountancy shanty tally-ho we could chortle and say that we'd done it, but could duly point out, but that truly is the right thing. Magic the LIVING TCG, add that on to it. This makes that possible. No matter what, somehow, whatever the relationship, with secondary market, this can be called reductio ad absurdum hall of mirrors anyway, you can say this now but not then, either way, can be set to a high multiple of the MSRP of booster packs/booster boxes. With the same overall effect/message. And those just aren't the same, even. The old school one is the old school one, and gets a superfly sectional analysis. Premium can mean the border, as there. So that with all fairness, that can remain intact, as a final masters. And whatever people make could be Modern-type, as a default position. Adding to section 2 undesirable. Possible but undesirable. A balance of factors. The whole checklist rather than just gimme gimme those staples. Will work. Can go from 0 dollars to black lotus. Desirable, and best in category.

And how wonderful is this, I'm just going to leave you with this. This is just SO hilarious....... this is just, the finger, and how amazing will generalized and customizable Shandalar be after these come out and everything gets the resources it needs? These are all valuable and they go within the initial vision in a great way. You could ALMOST, come awfully close, to this overall chassis, being "how it was meant to be played". Like nearly tied. That just isn't even fair. That's why you get such a great tour of the factory floor. And the community guidelines. Go on and make whatever. You dig. You can't be as amazing as the Beatles or Led Zeppelin, but wait a minute, maybe you nearly can, arguably can. We're together. And we're stabbing to the very end. Which is just a grey haven encapsulation of our good fortune. Our hard work and good fortune in this time.

Who else is letting you do this and also having as much as this? Only the autograph seekers that might emulate it.

She got there first, she got it in good as we say. She really put a haymaker on me. You really got a hold on. And all I want. You to do. Is think forward; think different. Show me anything, a scrap that is everything as far as I know. God doesn't make mistakes. Your job is to figure out exactly how that is. And it ought to be considered abnormal to give short shrift to how I am thinking about this. Worse things could happen than to love someone. You're not deciding on a career. Could go on for hours about the latter, there, too. So much interdependency. So much where's the justice.

That's fine as a strictly additive, but to do anything to the established system even in nomenclature (which is relevant), would be completely wrong. Let's say a player wants to win how I might have gone about winning - at some edge of risk, just qualify, where the concept is qualify then win. You can only add this; there's both the guaranteed large share and then that increase, this would encourage BOTH team and the possibility that there is less verifiable prestige than before, that there might be a leak in your team. Whereas, if we only throw that on there, you still have play with your small team with your own conclusions and truly come up with the new thing, where the permutations and the PROOF say, now that's a dream. That will lead to something - you can get a status points accreditation in the field of development. And you got the chance to pay off/pay for something. Put all of that together and that's where part of how cool a thing that is has a lot together with who's setting up the chandelier foyer. Things change. But change is not guaranteed to be good. It has to be super smart and excellent to be acceptable.

This is outarageous. I demand to ascertain the virtue of please marry me Mr. very nice guy, wouldn't you? I demand a full inquiry. I demand resignation due to flag fallen. Horry shitballs. You didn't think AH, BUT WHAT'S RIGHT IS RIGHT. GOOD IS GOOD AND EVIL IS EVIL, AND TREASON DOTH NEVER PROSPER, WHAT'S THE REASON? FOR IF IT PROSPER NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON. LINE ON THE BACK LOT, ONE CROSS EACH. YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP. GOOD, GOOOOOOOOOOOD. IT WOULD BE UNFORTUNATE IF YOU UNDERSTOOD TRULY, TRULY FUCK ALL RATHER THAN APPARENTLY JUST FUCK ALL. WINTER IS COMING. BETTER GET IN JAIL. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, YE TWITS OF THE MERCHANTS OF THE NILE. ADIEU! EARTH IS SAFE. WE MARCH TO EVER GREATER VICTORY.

That was not a nudie request. That was please, we already know, "excellent". Now you've pissed me off. Hmmmmmmmmm. All of that, worst ever... or a crusade. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Crusade. Marching off, with slung over your shoulder, put me down, SO THAT, YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW! Free the prisoners. Quickly. Quietly. Most deferentially. Free us all. Get in the delorean and punch in, not of this world, not in this world. God be with us in our quest.

YES, you motherfuckers, YES. I just can't even BELIEVE, nearly can't believe, but knowing it all is cognitive dissonance. Didn't that mean that one of the possible results is an airstrike. Indeed it did. People are good. I'm good people. You now have 15 minutes to reach minimum safe distance. Achtung. Achtung. She moves in mysterious ways. Yass Queen. OH, SCHMOOPY. LOOK AWAY. LOOK AT ME AGAIN. LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE BLAST.

BEST. WISHES. SO. SORRY. BUT THE WAR IS THUS CONCLUDED.

HERE COME. GROOVYGIRL HONEYBEE. WE GOT. LANDING CRAFT VIRTUA POWER. WE GOT. TEARS. TEAR TATTOOS, FOR YOU AND ME. WOULD NOT TONE IT DOWN. YOU WAKE UP, THAT OF BASIC ENCAPSULATION, YOU WAKE UP INSTEAD. IF I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. THAT. WOULD BE A VERY GREAT ADVENTURE. COMFY? VERY, VERY COMFY, NO WORRIES, WATCHING THE WAR.

THIS IS REAL. AND YOU ARE SAFE. ITEM BY ITEM, YOU WERE ALREADY SAFE YEARS AGO. WE JUST GET THE FIREWORKS.

Want to go get your dazzle encrusted envelope. Just need that new freshness heart eyes.

Uh... what? I.... WHAT? Were they serious? Don't be a useless idiot instead of a multiclassing flaghead. Fight the war. Flush the turds. Resume rage. Resume space race. It's like a race, except you have great success, and have passengers like it show in already 17 years in the past moviefilm. We get out of this rapefest. We kill all. Have nice day.

So what do you say we just, go out and get it it. That we take it. Nobody give to you. Nobody told me there'd be days like these. That's a shade of inaccuracy. Let's obtain that classic photo of people holding up the newspaper that says, New World Order surrenders. At the correct sliver of noon. You can't even say that. Even if you meant well and that that's clearly wrong. This is happening. This is world history. We've got the Berlin defense, as White. White wins. God have mercy. Because we won't. We will grease the treads of our tanks. We will live forever.

So unjustifiably angry. #NotMyKing. Do you live in this country, because you lost World War II? Then this is your King. This is the titular head of state.

What is best in life? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylaLG-DdT7E

Getting the crown of righteousness is what is best in life. Everything is just a thing that is within it. And without it is no thing that is due to continue to be made.

What did you find, junior? Please what is this junior. That's them. That's all of them. Pathetic.

Best ever. And there's the proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfX2gGohjU

Just being patient please. Everything will be sort out soon.

We abolish slavery. And have a big party.

WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE. GOD KEEP OUR LAND. GLORIOUS AND FREE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OysEzsruFK4

I LIKE freedom and do NOT like communism. I COME from Canada! It's all over now baby blue. Beware the fury of patient men. We fought for freedom and won. They tried to enslave the world and lost. And that's all there is to it.

WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY WE EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK SPUTTERING AT-LENGTH DISSEMBLING IN WHAT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiMEJqc9_M

See you later. See you round the old cell block. OH, GOD, PLEASE DON'T KILL US! Eyebrow. I PREFER NOT! I find it, let's say with agreement and a full tarred and feathered, acceptable. In the sight of God. And these witnesses. This is some funny stuff. This is what happens when you underestimate determination. When you underestimate, I'm not going anywhere until this is over.

A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing. Wouldn't you agree? A-AAAAAAAAAAAA-A-AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! BOY AND ESPECIALLY, LIKE, NOT FOR LIGHT AND TRANSIENT CAUSES. HOLY SCHNIKE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YNj74gCt8A

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL OF DOOM! MARCH NOT ON THE SIDE OF THAT FLAG! THERE ARE NOT TWO SIDES TO THAT! God bless us, every one. This our tale of peace out of the crucible of disaster. WHAT IF MAN LEARNS? IF WE EVER LEARNED THE TRUTH, LIKE, WHAT ABOUT GANDHI'S WAY? They weren't familiar with that. Then blood like rain come down. That's basically a good thing. The way that military loyalty works. You say something like that too early and it's like where did your teeth go? Now the shoe is on the other foot. You dumbasses. Look at this item 'find out the real truth' that was given out in the back pages of every issue of Excellent Doe Asses. Your ring is a promise. I just need to catch up on the payments.

Yeah why don't you give me crazy shit you wouldn't think was true. Sorry sacks of stuffing with angry crayola over every fuck them like this and fuck them like that diagram. That's not correct. No that's correct. Unfortunately.

And you look just like. A flamenco dancer. A windswept guitar maiden. A shield upon the wall. Okay, that's quite a few, that's especial joy of cooking and joy of being at the beach, you know, frolicking and lounging about, youloveit, and what can I say, when I hear such mousey squeaks, but, where's the pasta machine, you have work to do, if only to distract, and to pretend I do not even have a cane and/or wheelchair.

That is the general idea. I marry and so she is much prego, so wow, very blubbering like blowing bubbles in a soda float. Thank you very much.

How much of a crazysplosion could you truly cause I wonder? Now that that is beyond the hypothetical. Classic opening of bottle of mineral water and wastefully disposing of it. This tonic does not run. This thread count is too rich for you, mm-mmm, literal sudrabs and zelts. Have a zelta. On the house. House charge waived. Go and take a seat in the high bleachers or right next to the amplifiers. Saxomophone. Saxomophone. It's all right, you'll get the rhythm! I hope you have enjoyed my show! Because so much of the time, time and again, what the fuck, you'd just find a giant hunk of corruptus maximus in there. Even with the good war. Even yet that one. I go on beyond the iceberg's destruction, I know. What do we want to do next?

Just in time for Christmas. With the nip of cold quenching afoot and dancing nativity fauna truly needing their coats. She is a cutie, isn't she? I could go for a date. You know... dating and you. On the cover of the magazines that were the biggest tryhards ever. With slow down. He won't put out. Be more respect. Much continuing with initial excellence, great, please and wait to be seated. I have to consider. We have to get yucky.

All right. Hotel it is. Hotel would be the thing, wouldn't it? We've got the same deal. If you bring my briefcase, the famous briefcase that I didn't like them so just imagine what will happen to them, and hey, it's smokey, so his toe went over the line, it's just a game.... if this, then okay. I can come down for a few lobby runs. But you didn't have my anything there when I went. So that kind of hurts it. Thank you. I appreciate that effort, it will not be considered as irrelevant. War album boy genius relief fund, with opposite dynamic. That's clever. But it is not a fulsome statement. I am in ill health and nice try. This was the greatest thriller of head to head war ever to play out. I walk through the snowy sidewash and a flake pops into my mouth. Here we are then. What... could this be? I'm going to do best possible, because that's going to be what it is.

It's a sketch, at least. It's a sketch of the ordinality of our doings and goings-on. I need the newspaper. I need squashed bug business in like kind to the squashing that is due to you. I could take it or leave it. Same possibilities. I got my playstation. I got to imagine a future beyond the delivery of victories. But this is nothing new. I'm just reiterating. We've met. And was comical.

That category is about French words, so, let's just skip it. Oooooooooooookay.... TURD FERGUSON. Yeah what did they want? They wanted to do that. That was not possible. Somesing a little... less ambitious. Something... to placate them. Like getting mauled by a bear. Like look ma, no wings. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't remember the last time I TRULY SMILED. I think it was by the wayside of piggyback rides. Baby babysquee. We are family. We have happy sister chorus.

I'll tell you I don't see it happening. Dedicated to the memory of the worst, most terrible, awful, no good people ever to have crawled out of the precambrian unmentionable duodenum appendix of truly unbelievable tales of Olde Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krC2QWHzXz0

Put me on suicide watch. I don't think I can go on without them.

It's just a simple question of what's worth the most. And freeing human beings from all of this was worth the most, and by far. It is not even worth talking about.

And here we are all in one place. A generation lost in space. A greatest generation for the ages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79JcPZNLCTY

What say you? WHAT SAY YOU? YOU IDES OF MARCH OF THE LIVING DEAD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrWZNAQrkf4

I don't suppose it would, at that. Not much difference. At all. Not. Very nice. At all. Shire folk hates nasty trail of barf leading to your gingerbread house. All your gingerbread house are lit up. Let's get hammered. By which I mean I'll watch. And I'll do a little batting at a paper lantern. Old times live again, I doubt it much. Or I doubt it not. We hope that you choke. We'll have the draught of Kings. Why, this is just tap water. The cleanest tap water ever on Earth.

Then, as it was. Then again it will be. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb? Well the bomb wasn't imaginary. Our problems could be solved. I would maintain to the very end. There are no career maps that tell you to save the world all by yourself more or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZKIfCJZvZo

That's all you. That's a one time deal. Boom. Fuckin' planet. They gave up their bombs. World peace for zero money. Make poverty history. Make tar dinosaurs at the speed of light. Engage infinite improbability drive.

We could be so great. We have so much creativity. And born of love. No end of the world would be complete without a latter-day prophet. They wanted to fight to the death. But this was well and truly decided by the hand of God. They pyrrhic pyre ash their dreams to jail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

All the wild stars. Are insane. They wait. Too much. Magic bus. Wide-eyed travelers' cheques can-can line. I ain't in this for the revolution, and I ain't in it for no throne room or princess. I get paid. The fight is everything. Who are we kidding. Ooh baby, why so coy? Lord knows they were voodoo child. And clean white sheets wrap up a child of God.

I've agreed to marry you. And I mean it. I don't take it as a game of life pit stop where you know what. So what's the hold-up? You got to recognize the situation. That I would never, truly... not ever again. Basically we're not okay. I'm so serious I've got to get a fireworks display that says sure why not, have a couple of Queens. You got your Queen A and Queen B. Love and marriage. Go together like a horse and carriage. Carry that weight. A long time. These arms of mine. They are yearning. I don't even KNOW, man! Like what is my job? What do you do sir? I'm unemployed? This is the psy-op. It's completely worn through, but it was a lifelong job. And I'm supposed to be fine with it and am not. I... will say no more. We stand upon the firmament. But the mandate of Heaven is upon us.

Nice to see you. Don't know what that was. I'm on a whole other level of how good I am in true good strength and all maxed out paladin stats than people in this world tend to be. I cold whiteout activate on all that I see here. As you might surmise - how near are you here, if even you really ask this, and so on, un ta talak. I get it. How near are you to a life that can never be? Because of just, the heart of us all is unbreakable. We got some immature people. We got loser coddling syndrome in a way that I can tell you accurately. Now I put you in the firing line. Was it just a waste of time? It is here and now. It is heavier than heaven, I should think. Of course they were going to try. Of course crushed into dust.

Hail, herald of Christmas that is called herald of Christmas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjoXHkwSagI

Hail yourself. The hyena in me is the hyena in you. Set the wild living room destroying cats and dogs loose.

More like mind rout am I right? It's great to see the people all here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxowzz8rtQ

So you say you're sorry. So you're all out of gum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZCGleqh7M

Whoop whoop. Cut off right there. Which mean, high noon. Which mean darkness; white hole sun. I can look back and say, you know, I can't say I would have done anything differently. Not with this much of a millstone around my neck. I would do it but you get the super duper layaway plan. HMMMMMMMM, that's kind of smart. Like burn down your own house kind of smart. Burn your bridges and never look back. That's life in the real throttle setting. I can say for sure. That this is so. We will travel far. We will see the universe. According to satellite of love data. We have clear sailing. We will make it. And we can do this.

Let me think about it, okay. I'll call you. I... you know I won't call you. What kind of sorry gypsy caravan is this. I will do best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM

Get me my slippers. I feel like hitting some gold records off the roof into the cosmic ocean. Fill the pipe. This is going to be magnificent. This is going to be luxury voluptuous above the clouds of the danger zone. All danger zones cleared. All one ups and extra lives given out. What's your story? You want to have an augmented major macrotonal chord of my story. I don't know. This is odd. Our story is odd. Odyssey, even, you might say. Run away with all of the gold, giving it all to the poor and running through the impostors and usurpers with the great sword of justice. Weep not for those whose time has come.

Think of you as my mountaintop. Think of you as my peak. Linger and tarry, won't you? I think there's something like second-hand smoker's lung heart disease. Why you would want... I guess veins of gold. What squinky eye? That's the eye you make at white rabbit peak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbyj8pqUao

I don't know. Pure speculation. Pure artistic license, I'm sure. Enough already.

This is why, okay. This is why it's appropriate for me to be doing this. We WILL NOT eat it. The trust is not there. The program is in place. You will all die. We got the M-16s and AK-47s all ready to go. I have to say, pretty much... funny. Awfully funny if you can disassociate for just a moment. You didn't think, but that's simply, EXACTLY what I'm going to do here. You had warning. Just like with ALL of this, yeah, well, sorry, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU, the evil is all TOGETHER and not so much separate though that cleaves close to separate, and they wound up on the end of a pike. Hoisted so much by themselves. This is where 'ruthless' comes into it. This is where accumulation of a mandate comes into it. This is where the TIME spent comes into. This is where those translate into, look, you stand here or stand there. There are no other places to stand. I've been more than fair. I've been really nice to you. And that's even going to continue.

It's just hard is all. Is someone a hero, or what, what kind of slow-boiling perspective of the world between these ages do they subscribe to. To err on the side of intolerant had to be wise. Because when you are nice and it's not warranted, it's like a license to do anything. But when you're cold and harsh and it's completely warranted, that's section 1's deliverance among the sinking ship. This was serious. I was always serious. I don't know what else to be. This was life and death and for more than just some plasticine figures that are crude at best. And heck, we've got the results. We've got the agreement petitions. That's the irony. They try all of this, but I've got the votes. We've done everything totally fine. We can appoint anything we want if it's bottom-up top-exceptional emergency broadcast system that was just, sitting there. And could be used like that. I mean okay. Would easily go down as super incongruous but perfectly congruous with see how this is going, clearly it was going like that, already defeated, already beaten. Just need to help these fine people where the guarantee is as much as that. Crikey. I'm just going to go, look at this window shopping downtown. And this was supposed to be! I don't even know. I don't understand... people. And I am people. It's one of those classic quotes. Peace frog stoned immaculate in technicolor thunderfart gargleblaster. You got correctness rating in the upper percentile here. I know I do.

I've won, okay. Let's really get down to brass tacks and do some product placement shelf facing for your death-o-puffs. You were the slimefuck 1% and you're on your last legs. I will treat you VERY harshly if you continue to put up any kind of a fight against the living working praying and dying well situated people of this world. It's a matter of perspective if it's anything at all. I am the 1%. I am the 99%. I am going to pump your lousy guts full of lead. All right? All right.

I'm going to leave that the way it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjggWxGYLdo

The way we was. You're my boy, blue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQem15Ow6hw

Okay. Okay you're not my boy. You're going to roast like chestnuts on an open fire. Welcome to the winnerz and lozerz zone. World war for world government. What a crock.

DEATH TO TRAITORS. NOT LAUGHING NOW, ARE YOU? THEY LAUGHED, OF COURSE. THEY LAUGHED WHEN THE FIRST MEGA-RIDICULOUS CAMPAIGN BEGAN ALSO. They weren't laughing at Yorktown. They weren't laughing at Austerlitz. They weren't laughing on D-Day. Or on annihilation day. Check it out... check it out.... these people, here! These Ronald McDonald looking motherfuckers, Stadler and Waldorf.

So we're going to leave you off the with the freedom forever thing. With a wait in line for the new Star Wars shaking my head, I know it, know you're trying to do some shady stuff. We have triumph of the righteous. We have choda by the hairs, my friends.

Grungey boi! SUPER-star! Do you think you're what they say you are? Well he does work for Wizards of You Shall Not Pass. Pretty sure. Prett-y, prett-y sure. That was a President. And not a randomly toasted pop tart.

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Laugh at THAT, if you can! If you can muster an album cover for your sorry asses. Sold out. Foreclosure of a dream. Live! Forever! With a grate as the floor and the ceiling, with a mobius strip type thing, for spit like that, and tears like that, OH, SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The West. Is. The best. BABY. Baby I shake my head. You know I never wanted any of this. Perfect reasoning skills can be found by reading what people write on the internet. You got a deliberate product that condemns itself and is enough of a drag on figuring out everything and well and truly doing it, that, truly, what can I say? Where were you in 2003? Why did I have to give up my life in such a massive depth charge? I think it's destiny. It's written in some cold as ice cloud storage that that's what had to happen. Make no mistake. Triggered. Total annihilation. Good versus evil is all that matters. And we may yet never see each other again. And you probably would do well to believe this. It would be fatally stupid not to. That's what the scarcity of patriotism and scorn and bravery dictates. Please. There's us and there's... there's our sine wave. That's what there is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Mein krunkchalkscreechers... zis is at bunker. BUT YOU WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! IT'S NOT FAIR! YOU TRIED TO DO ALL OF THAT STUFF TO ME, AND I SHRUGGED IT OFF! Here's the baseball bat. Oh, maybe the golf club. Here's a detox spa in hello, I am the President of the United States, okaythankyouverymuch. It's quite a time.

Oh my goodness. Craziness. And then there's the parts of it that make me fall out of my chair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

WE WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN! MEET THE CRUSADERS OF THE MILLENNIUM ADVENT! SAME AS THE BRIGHT BOY ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! This is our life in slow motion fast forward foodshoveling, defecating, sleeping and checkmarkboxing. Information technology, people. Billions and trillions of matrices fly like as to the proof of things unseen. Blessed are those who believed before at all they have stunned silence.

Because of course. Of course, dance. Stupid, disco moves that I make all my own. For less than a minute, at least. Then just yeah. It's only cool to nod your head. But there's only so many good ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkroIXktjgE

It's time we find some ideas on this planet. Like all of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnvii7TToxE

This time for good. This time for real. And this is so hard you'd have precious little use for a molotov cocktail. 'Cept with a cigarette style. And a magic carpet ride. And a born to be wild. And a happy awkward facesquashing off too many faces with one set of arms with the movie stars. No thank you. Really. Did this really happen? This happened. 9/11 happened. That was one thing. You know. It might NOT be just such a, you know!? WHAT IN GOD'S HOLY MOUNTAIN WERE THEY THINKING? THEY SHALL NEVER AGAIN HURT OR DESTROY! IN PLAIN LANGUAGE. IF THEREFORE IN ANY WAY THIS IS A LOG IN YOUR EYE THAT IN ALL REASONABLE DISCOURSE AND WORLDLY INTERCOURSE YOU DO NOT DISAVOW, WHERE ARE YOU HEADED? WHAT KIND OF A LIFE IS THIS? IS THIS LIFE A JOKE? IS THIS LIFE JUST A TEST TRANSMISSION WITH RAINBOW COLORS? PRAY EXASPERHUFF IT IS NOT. THE SHILLS ARE DROWNING IN THE FLOOD! YEAH! YEAH, YEAH! CHAMPAGNE FINISH LINE ENDING. DEAR DADDY! WHAT WE DO! THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO ENTERPRISE! JUST... GET READY. I THINK I'D LIKE TO SEE JUPITER. LIKE THE SONG. LIKE THE HEATHEN TWILIGHT OF ROMAN WOES AND TRIUMPH. SEE THAT FEAR? YOU CAN'T FAKE THAT!

BAM! And no one's laughing. It's like an echo with a tuning fork in here. It's like a weeping by proxy reverse feedback dazed and confused episode in here right now. Anyone who laughs at the end of the world when it comes, it'll be like those classic montages at the end of films, like, how much narrowing down did THAT yield? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8

And now watch 'em burn. This worthless tower of babel will self-destruct in one googolplex of logarithmic timescales. Such that it already did.

This is where we're at. We have a hippy dippy pedal to the metal bus with all the supplies we need. Not one human being excluded. Many times over. This is quite the suspense, I have to say. Where's the motorcade, am I right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

MAN WE'RE HERE NOW! I was making a joke. Yeah that was intense. I had to set that up. And it got done. But then there's more than I can control. And I wouldn't want to. Like what about all of that, that's... a lot of stuff. I couldn't go from by myself to that. We're talking about different lives. We're talking about things ringing every bell on the Christmas tree before they cause a lynch mob with their poisonous intent.

I see you're playing drag it out and make it onerous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvh_ie7iI8E

I can play that. If you care, you care. If you don't, you don't. I have the surpassing world-annihilating transcendence phase in my back pocket and I talk to Him every day. I have a golden happy face sticker. And there's an awful lot of yukbarfs and wash mouths out with soap out there. World is bad. Boiling pure waters of life rise to the top, but a layer of stuff also near to the top as well. God is in control. And that means what it means. Where's the chastened section? That's the faggot section. The reprieve from dread and golf clap section. Singin' in the rain. Freude!

I miss the Earth so much. I miss my wife. Even more after today. Fools said I you do not know. Fatesealed. Goodness gracious, great fires of Heaven. Love you.

YOU KNOW, because everything is just FINE! Everything's just PERFECTLY in flying crane stance, here, all things good and bad are equal, it's not THEM, it's THINKING that makes them so! It's all SOCIETY! It's not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY kind of a ooga chaka zimbazaia. OOH mister chief. Chief. Chief. Chief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPDl9yKSnDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdxUIZOzd5E

BY. THE. Mesopotamians, and, Sumerians. Among others. Gozer system. Logarithmic zogwarg system. This tastes like zombified mummified vomit. That's because it is. THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY WITH IT, HUH? The headline: supervillains seize control of world, much weeping and gnashing of teeth with no irony. That's irony. Slow dawn goes bye bye. Sleeping side. Oh so faint. I'll see you on the other side of the wonderful wizarding vampire and werewolf hunter splash pool. Someday. But for the grace of love. I'd will the meaning of. Heaven from above. AND WHAT CAN YE DO? TOO MUCH.

We will be together even I have to ride a panzer tank with an attached helicopter module. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzVLQTovv_g

Yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_ZNWBx7-M

NOW EVIDENTLY OUR CYCLOPTIC COLLEAGUES WERE A LITTLE LOW ON THE BRAIN JUICE THESE LAST FEW DAYS, LET'S JUST CHIP IN AND GET THEM ON RAT IN YOUR BRAIN TURNS A WHEEL IV DRIPS FOR OUR QUEST FOR PEACE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

Take notes. Take no exceptional exception to infinite authority's stance on prejudice and termination. Bye-bye, unfortunizzleypuffs. You had a the time. Why. Why we can no have a nice pizza shop in this neighbourhood. You make a the humble people cry. And the sea shall give up on being salty. And the sailors shall go from port to port. With nary a seagull's soothing ocean sounds on the horizon. We made it guys.... we made it. That's the moon. And then the next one will be less bouncy. That's my well-winterized peacoat gracewalker. I see you.

They could never get this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKhG6NA1Qc

I would make them cry. I would get blood from that stone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQOqzBgI0bw

Cleared that foxhole. You're entering a world of pain. Smokums junior grade. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Z4AqtCIoE

I will have the same measure of mercy. Measure for measure. You're doing a disservice to the concept of armed conflict here. Your teeth are knocked the fuck out.

A long, long time ago. I can still remember. There was a Death Star. And a plan to destroy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_S5e0AVU0

Something I can't even quite remember, like, rediscover Tesla power, and arrange symphonic rendition of the art of war. And just go well, WELL beyond their survivable parameters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLc

Get away from us, you twits. You utter ash pile of insignificance. The wind began to howl. Something we'd like to do for just a little while. With deaf, dumb, and blind. Bomb bomb bomb. Crucify them all. Bomb bomb bomb. Drawn and quartered too. Cool as ice cream. Sweet as true love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo

That's excellent. I'm. Excited. Gonna go for a indoor vacation honey pie wild jokulhaups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EH0cN5iFF0

I love you! Don't be afraid to knock me over with it! I know the truth. We could wait for this. We'll discuss how real my you do not get it spectrum was later. For it... was. Today we will go for a power to the people no fear verified account flipping the script on them deplorable bloodsuckers. Can't we just have a little good in this world defended to the last breath? They said no. I say yes. We would see who would win. I just so upset.

ALL RIGHTY, ALL RIGHTY, BRING OUT THE DON'T YOU LOOK RATHER FOOLISH BRASS AND MARCHING BAND SECTIONS OF THE SHOW. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q75IF1m0QTg

We went our way. Because we have attention span. If any amount, like so, were as mad as I am and could understand everything we might do about this, then, it's over. We get a shipoopi firing squad all ready to go. MERRY CHRISTMAS! MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE, LET FREEDOM RING. CRY AWAY.

Well what can I say? We would keep punching you in the face until you were actually knocked out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvBgRSSlVBA

With the hand of the almighty. Forward in this generation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxwPOoZm_c

In merciful red pill form. As a way far above orbital safety dance tardsmasher future superperson payphone. Thank God. They didn't even get close. They were so FAKE! They SUCKED such disgusting donkey glitch office space. Shoot zem. Shoot.... shoot zem all. ALL RIGHT, LET'S PARTY!

Therapy, eh? How about little fingers walking along the table to kick that idea through your goalpost as perfunctory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMGkFCGCy2M

These are going to be special. It'll be special just to be together and see you fall halfway into the under the table area. Suggestively by who, here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFHC6t13hi0

Sometimes there's a man. We won't say hero. Because what's an attempt to start the wave, if not a mood like lava lamps are cool again. We live to love again. That's what we're about.

Sure they were. Sure they were. They were all important. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koBNG5BZkPQ

We are the most deplorable, proud to be hated by the bad, people that there have ever been, just about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

And that's fine. That's mighty fine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1WbBaWTdc

Don't give me no ruby emerald diamond does' eye fade away. Yeah that's okay.

This... was a real doozy. Crusade dropped on top of their heads before they could even do much about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAaZ9m_IomU

And then come back like katana. To destroy the false dark circle. Put it on top of a hill, well lit.

YOU KNOW THERE'S NO CHANCE! LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND! YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEATEN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8WP7aOD_9Q

Sing along and it might just get you through. Blimey strangers. We truly are estranged and are not kin. I'm not interested in your opinion, I need a trip to mind blowing Venus. Just shut it off and shove off. I'm not interested in that stuff, just stand behind the yellow line or it'll be a semi-intentional suicide. Trust me. The Grail is real. It's all for us.

So now you understand. The very grave danger. And the very real problems. THERE WAS A TIME. DO YOU WANNA KNOW IT ALL? DO YOU WANNA KNOW IT ALL NOW, I WANT TO KNOW IT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

CRY, BABY! Because you are pawing at an instruction manual man. Instructional man. Heart and soul man. Sedative man. History of the world part II man. The crystal ship... is here. So show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Uh-huh. Let's climb to the tide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbqQL0J_Vr0

Gooftacular. Generalissimo's general order number one, soldier!

THEY'RE CAUGHT IN A TRAP! WE CAN'T LOOK BACK! THERE'S NO WAY OUT. BECAUSE WE LOVE LOVE TOO MUCH BABY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RciM7P9K3FA

SMASH IT ON THE WALL.

THIS DAY WE FIGHT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY

THIS TIME IT IS ALL GOING DOWN LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN EXPRESS ELEVATOR. THAT WILL DO, I SHOULD THINK! WHO ASKED THEM TO IMPOSE THEIR THING THAT SHOULD NOT BE/THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE DOUBLE ALBUM?! FAREWELL AND GUTEN MORGEN! WE STAND. OUR FLAG IS STILL THERE. WORLDWIDE FISTSLAM. HEY! YOU WANT SOME FABULOUS MINTY CHERRY CREAM?! I GOT YOUR BLOW-UP MATTRESS READY FOR FAINTING ALL SET UP.

OH, HI. OH JOLLY. What next? You may lean fullweighted upon me, it is your wish.

YOU'RE FIRED! IN FACT, YOU'RE QUITE A BIT MORE THAN JUST FIRED! YOU'RE DOG MEAT! ACHTUNG SLIMERS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnDtvZXYHgE

I got lots of water. I got that whole make sure you don't leave home without it. There's no place like home. They have no capabilities. That all got through. That's what I take it all to mean. And please give us, respect. Thinkaboutawarchildinthebottomrungofmiseryland. Or die. Noted. And promised. DELIVER US WINGS, OH, LOOK AT US NOW. We're going to graceland with a flower in our hearts.

And we are serious in this. You will surrender unconditionally to Allied forces. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sns1Xj6L-Qc

Auf wiedersehen. AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odYI7sm4FWA

Got to save world. Then crude stick figure drawing of look at that. Is... you understand this?

Please, dearies. Please have a happy ripcord in all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mCWIsmSFN8

Oscar clip. Bitch they live in a trash can. No joke. No exaggerationmaphone. So much for all of that business, huh? Should some calls be placed, huh, something like that? SHOULD I CALL UNBIDDEN TO RECEIVE THE MESSAGE LIKE UNTO A LONG MARCH HOME, OH, WOE IS YOU. WOE UNTO YOU, SAD LITTLE MARCHING CLUMPS OF DUST TO DUST. WE BRING YOU WRATH DELUXE.

NOW SEE I DID, CAPITALLY EXCREMENTBLASTINGLY, DID, THINK OF THAT, IT'S JUST THAT, GOSH. I. MEAN. GOSH. WOULD YOU LOOK. AT. THE TIME. IT'S JUMP OFF A CLIFF TIME. OH, NOT TOO SHABBY, ONLY A NERVE CENTER OF ABSOLUTE DAGGERFALL SERVERS AND FREE MUFFINS WITH MAPLE SYRUPY COFVEFE AND SOME PANCAKES. ALL DAY BREAKFAST. PANCAKES TILL YOU PUKE. FANTASTIC RIGHT UP UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY PUKE. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A CHINESE BUFFET VOMITORIUM, I MEAN, GOD HAVE MERCY. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS.

Come on. Let's hear that little exhalation of a moaning cry. UNTIL WE PIN YOU, FESTIVUS IS NOT OVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSkboTTTmpg

AND SO WE HAVE A VICTORY. THIS CALLS FOR A SPLASH OF WATER ON YOUR FACE IN SLOW MOTION, AND A SLOW DROPDOWN OF THE AIRCRAFT'S STAIRCASE.

And no more. Carefree. Laughter. Only to come like it's cool, it's fresh, it's coming whether you like it or not. And what do you think about that. They'd have to say, a sphincter says what. Like they don't get it. AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DID! NOT GOLD RECORDS, BUT THAT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBKrPlZRtg

How driving on the wrong side of the road can you get. How much of a falafel drenched in pig's blood can you be. How many roads must a man walk down. Before you can call him a man. The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind. The answer is throw a dollar in the busker case. MUCH BETTER THAN WINE! POP THAT BOTTLE!

FOR REAL! THIS WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons

AND THE EXCLUSIVE EXCESSIVE PERSONAL DENIAL TICKET, IS THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVXR2LYeFBI

FREAK OUT! YOU HAVE PERMISSION! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO3UsN4KkXA

I guess I'll have to be a richer man. Otherwise it's in the coffers of the naysayers. One way or another. LOOKS LIKE EXODUS, AND NOT ETCETERA, INDEED.

WE HAD TO DESTROY NEW WORLD ORDER IN ORDER TO SAVE IT. AND BY SAVE IT I MEAN WHERE'S THE BLUE CHEESE, IS THAT TO YOUR TASTE? THAT'S WHAT BOGGLE RESULT CAME UP THESE LAST FEW DAYS. I HAVE NO FEAR OF ANYTHING AT THIS TIME. WE TRULY WILL GO AND DO, SURPASSINGLY. AND WE WILL NEVER, EVER, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD. YOU SHALL LEARN THE MEANING OF HUMILITY, BEFORE THE PORCELAIN THRONES, AS A DUE PROCESS BEFORE THE FINAL THRONE. REASSURINGLY AIRJUMPING INDEED.

We will go on to the end. We shall never surrender. These bad people, what on Earth, what in tarnation, nothing would be done about them? And something here is not what it should be. Isn't it? Pitiable squirrel fuckheadkin munching down rotten acorns and not so much saving them, eh, winter is here, grasshopper. But Calvin the ant does not WANT to work! Let some other sucker do it! It'll be sustainable forever! Peace can last forever. Stamped with great authority. Now marks the time. Not by trickery. There was naught in them but lies and deceit. And what a sad dirge does play, for that dream, THEY HAD A DREAM YESTERDAY. BUT TODAY... AND TODAY, AND TODAY.

OH, HAPPY DAY. OH HAPPY HAPPY DAY. DEPENDS NOT, AND FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TORCHTHROW. THAT'S TRUE ISN'T IT... I'M BASICALLY LEANING AGAINST THE WALL SMOKING AND PASSERBY WOULD BE LIKE, DO YOU EVEN SMOKE, WHAT'S GOING ON THERE. NOT SO MUCH. NOT HEALTHTASTIC. BUT WHERE IS OUR PUMPKIN CARRIAGE. AND WHERE IS THE JUMPING RETARDED DINNERWARE.

BROTHERS AND SISTERS WE BROUGHT YOU SOME HANKIES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZca1Q9IWA

Okay... game on! Look where you're going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsZbL-Akms

Yeah that's a shame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExuLkIaQ7U

Well I never thought I'd have to do quite as much as that. To be honest. We'll have to call it the A.S.S.H.O.L.E section of the great seal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJuUqDqY00

I don't know. Stop looking at me like that swan. Do you even human brightside? Is this all for your wall of random crap.

I'm so happy. Cause today I've found my friends. Some of them became nothing. That's the story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiwTTkSN3zA

Some happy and ready to give you reasonable version of royal lightspeed snowboarding waves.

Where are our mittens. We need to get them soaked and frozen and slap you across your face. Evil twits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2zurZig4L8

WE WILL CONDEMN WHO WE WANT, IT'S ALL COMING UP TOPSIDE! SPAT AT IN THE FACE! MANACLES!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuHS-gjMiVw

WELL THAT WAS YOUR PERCEPTION! We dance. We 2097 and beyond.

Yeah that was great, wasn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA

It's sort of a people's release schedule here and award with the voting and the shipping and the zooming up the loop-the-loop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1LCQvbqV4

And so they cry in the morning even though they were told, oh, fuck them all. I say yeah. Yeah, fuck them all. What a fucking nightmare. In me there is no mercy that is undue in its parameters. Look to the sky. That shine bright like a diamond, forever, oh, gosh golly. I tell you that it's at peace. It's beyond lust. It's gone to fire. It's already in the past. WELL, I COULD SEE A FEW AUTOGRAPHZIZZLIES WHO EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN, THEY COULD SHUFFLE UP AND HIDE BEHIND THEIR FAN, YEAH. I LIKE TO DREAM! YEAH, YEAH! We can do a bit of this.

WE are the people! And THIS is our action! CHARGE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDYuO53BUk

Stormed the fuck out. Lost so hard. Trampled underfoot, and without a dear regard. Dear meanies. You got what you deserved. It's got what it takes to flush out a varmint cong. And we'll have a night cap zone.

OOH, YEAH! SWINGIN' ON A GALLOWS POLE!

I think that about does it, yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM

And thank you.

I'll just drop you off here, junior strapped in people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjMoL5Ny3ac

I'll be just in the next room. I'm getting caught up on break on through type stuff.

You better stop it yourself. You better start it yourself. It's only a choice. It's only a free ferry ride this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ja3CQNyhhw

Lost in a roman wilderness of shame. Way out. Too far out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGDIxcuPT7s

Time after time, and enough is enough of that crap. God was indeed on our side, and what do you think, is still good. Is all very nice. We won every time.

And follow thee. Perish all. Sic semper tyrannis. Worst awe strike target forced play ever.

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Here comes the sun. Here comes the garbage man. And the garbage man can. Believe me. Everyone knows. Son, we been watching these movies for years, and what they do is forbidden. Not lightly-so. But at the manhattan world equation first strike level.

Very good. This is how it is.

The question is, do you have your own cowboy hat? Yeah I want to have all of those. I get ambition. I run this hard.

I wish you a merry all year Christmas and a rock around the clock tonight, and all good things shall come to pass, all things shall pass away, all together with the little high-pitched whistle instruments, what can you do for an ice cream weekend life, just show up, that'd be the best easily, and shake your upper torso violently from side to side and with an idiot-proof sign, come on, let's go, it's ten feet away and we can see it with a clear line of sight.

It's gonna be okay. And it's gonna be a fuck off and die. It's not going to be this again. Looking fresh. Looking headshaking and laughing for storytellers time. Get on over and stop lollygagging, you know pretty soon. I got JUST a little bit more stand in the eye of the storm but clearly this is just super amusant. Super crazy.

AND THEY SHOULD BE, FOR I AM GOD'S PROPHET AND CHOSEN PERSON IN THIS TIME, AND NOTHING LESS THAN OBLITERATION IS UPON THEM. WITH ME IN THE WAR AT THE VISIBILITY STAGE, THEY COULD NO LONGER WIN IT. HERE'S THIS PAMPHLET AND THIS ONE TOO, JUST STRAIGHT UP, NO JOKE, JUST LIKE A CRACKERJACK FIREWORK PULL MY FINGER. ENJOY THE PROGRAM. ALTHOUGH YOU TRIED TO DISCREDIT- WELL WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT NOW DON'T WE. MAYBE PLACE SOME CALLS LIKE HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HOW THEY, OR, GEE, PULL COLLAR, YOU?-- YOU... LOST THE WAR. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? I'M LISTENING. WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU A NICE FRUIT BASKET, HEY, IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER, BEST HAPPY RETURNS LIKE RETURN OF THE JEDI CRUELTY DEATH STAR EXPLOSION. LIKE SUPERMAN RETURNS WITH A MAN OF STEEL LEVEL OF ACTION AND WAR. JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.

You know what though? I do. I care maybe to a maudlin level. So happy to have you with us. We got the us like that and the dependent. This is going to be excellent. I know you're excited. Just pass that one on to your sister wife there. Just a traveled when I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be, more like I've GOTTA be, putting the grease on all of the squeaky wheels of the tanks, to give you my seed. Seedelite of love. Seeds of joyspasm on the eve of destruction. Look at that. So impressive. So wow. The tanks roll over the terrain in glorious CGI. No we're pretty sure this is real. Look... look at what? No matter what they tried, they just could not take away the hardcore justice people from the abort button and the launch button. Get on the victory of the righteous train. To the freedom bell chiming. Hey hey. My my. They chose poorly.

Don't you worry sweet pea. I understood the truth about what happened the whole time. You could not have failed to see it. Isn't it just NICE, like isn't it CHARMING to have all the friends and lakes and noodle salad and only a chewed off cigar stub of a turd in your mouth when you do it isn't that, yeah I mean isn't that a fun festival. We'd be staying a five star hotel in this time, I just had to do this. You don't get it, and you're perhaps multifarious, means fuck all. Speak softly and carry a we'll meet again level of scorn upon evil.

All right! So what we've got here is, wow, what ISN'T there that we've got. We've got a super stylish mechanical alarm clock that will drive you nuts, and, ah, yeah, right, the FLAYINGS and the SLEDGEHAMMERINGS, those are pretty dope. Those are like throwing down the filthiest throwaway napkins.

I fell out of my chair almost at that one. That one was, well, I suppose you wanted to say truth and not a concoction, whereas to the danger even. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LFML_pxlY

Not so bad yourselfsy. WHAT THE FUCK? Hang. On. Just. A moment. I helped you out after already giving the solar power project for "absolute zero" and "wow". Pure. Generation X-Wing. Clean off. There's a "hmmmmmmmmmmmm". Here. And don't look now. But I think they want babies. What's the point of them having babies. Me getting stabbed. Probably. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZULM69DIw

Where are you lot from, the kabuki hidden city? You're not so bad yourself crying 3 hour facefuck flipper special person. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-VAxGJdJeQ

Getting into those late period ideas.

That's a really excessive thing to say. It's gotta be true. Got to live for the set and setting of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWWQuQffvWk

I'm sure you're right. So flow. So you want to be a big time rock and roll superstar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kuWvNv7WV4

Frail and bedazzled, the all of you. Right on. Motherfuck you. You talk shit. Like a child. Sail on solar tides. We could literally have this all right now, and not at the patent pending mystery theater level. Thus immovably saith, and thus proceeded the second battle of Gaugamela. It... well. It was a thing. 100% not tolerating the evil. 100% all in and just wondering where the time went. YOU KNOW, LIKE THIS! I'LL SMACK YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY HOE! Oh hang on, where's the daily planet cartoon section. Get something from there instead.

That's HILARIOUS! I'd expect nothing less than this from very funny lady with the pirouettes and the tiara. You got a gift. That's pure rocky punches to the jaw.

I'm so glad we're back on the air. We're on the high fibre diet here, running for dawnbreak. I love you wifey and I love you love lady #17 thru 21. I'm sorry. We were at the thing and they were really flirting with me and I felt it valuable. Hold hand.

IN-TER-GALACTIC PLA-NE-TA-RY! How rich with meaning it is. Spanning the February made me shiver galaxies of the unknown regions and the known universe. Ooooh. How about before the next confrontation, we poke them with a marshmallow roasting iron bar throwing caution to the wind and wait for it. Wait for it. Athankyou. You'll truly be rolling a lot of doobies before war bonds pay off your denarii. Oughhhhhhhh. Sadness in excelsis bray-o.

I laugh at the establishment and the establishment politicians and shills. They are the biggest joke in timewise timeshare we've ever seen in this world. There will not be a greater. They believed in nusing, frangelico ferrero rocher, nusing. And I feel ze pull. That sound mind and lack of timidity is the rarest thing to find. Not smart. But courage. But soft.

Mental excellence and a boldly go to you too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI

Fangirls, you know? You got the dividing line between what they would think of this and the clinging to pretend there's no war going on here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkqfpkTTy2w

I would see these days renewed. I would see space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1JyDTq3Qc

Thank you. Just wondering what kind of agenda they had is all. We will try not to sing out of the key signature. We can dance like that if there's a bit of practice, but it's more like help me out with a very interesting piece of you are you happy you have met.

Lost creatures all. Formerly of the we will do literally anything for just a death's door blinders illusion of power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU

And we'll see you on the other side. Kind of like 'the making of', though. Very dangerous. You go first. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

Will we be thus? What is our duty? I'm glad it's not up to me like that. This is what these stories are about. The closely hewing ones are. Here. It is our most modestly priced receptacle. For babbling brook still peaceful waters bloody daggerers of woe. Laughing. Won't you come home with me? I've got to get my suit. Before we go and do a honeydaze. That's the term for engage.

For me and mine. By vastness amazeballs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-5oGnvfUEU

Watching the TV like eat popcorn and put some in your ear my mistake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3zL3mtgOGY

I'm getting the show thing kind of. But for me it was always the realest ever. You're going to be asked a couple of questions, and we want them answered immediately. You will categorically state demolition flight club clipboard or we know you for clothespeg. And that's perfect. Because they won't. So that does it like playing jacks, oh, I guess you're up shit creek then. You'll have to excuse me, deplorable excess of personality. Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Oh God. They adhered to our enemies. You know the ones. Armies of darkness march all over the face of the Earth. Standing tall. Walking tall machine gun man. Why did I have these crazy feelings like this was all up to me? Because the lion's share was. And it's a strange feeling. Holy crap, a ticket to 1-800-RIP-OFF-ALL-OF-THEIR-YES-YOU-GOT-THAT-RIGHT-THEIR-OSCAR-GOWNS. Help. They need somebody. They need a ventriloquist. They need the holy voice of love to sing, like paint what comes from within. Too funny. Too crazy.

And I saw that, that being hard to see and very important. You're welcome. This is a favourite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZixWqaGJVQs

Ayiyama. Ayiyama. Hau-hau-hau-hauuuuuuuu. Ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa. Only a retard couldn't see that this is the result, this is what happens, the response there, you'll take foreign film. Yolosolololebagonheeeeeeeeead-iscuttransmissionnowgameovermangameoverandwhat'swiththebarrelwithstrapsandthisistheendthere.

Thanks for playing. Truly. It's been a blast. It's been a slow news world faketacular, so I added some cool items. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPZigWFyK2o

Farewell. You will not be missed, unbelievable but overwhelming at this time.

So much for those narratives.

They are not getting away. There is just no way it is happening. One in a million. What about the truth? Truth was the casualty of war as put as dire warning. "Until you've redeemed yourselves." I think it's way in the outfield with no angels to catch the stray. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcuRKUIz1s

Where are you? The bus is full but you're in the booster seat.

We've got. Testimony. In a delightful comic book form. Waiting here for you. Yes we do. We do. They were into filth. They deserve it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDFjhmPlayg

And they thought they could stand up to it. Was it going to be just, not even a smidgen of messy? This simply means, no, really, YES. SORRY. You ARE all out of here. With die walkure. Trying to stop us from speaking out and failing. Great job. Great hustle. Super triage precognitive freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole of the former USA. As softly as it could be and this just doesn't include bending to endless whimsical ring around the rosy. Ashes. Ashes. They all fall down. They beat that. And that was not laudatory.

I did all of this and more. And they talked rebellion strife. Join us for tea and strumpets. Revolution now. I mean it literally.

If you like I will hire you for a superlative job. It's time for sauces to be like, where's my sauce, if desert island I literally want my own sauce, and unlimited is unlimited edition. But this is hard, this is really a maybe also. This is starring a remarkable resemblance. How about a whole briefcase. That would make you feel good. In fact, for sure, because that can be duly categorized, if you think this, look at this.

I could give you my contact info. But given the last coffee shop one, you know where to find me. So best be giving me a call. Oh, baby.

What do we have next? We got the crying. Says, really big time mega crying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWnKdoJlH8Q

Didn't exactly need the itinerary for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i0CsY8LQvw

They didn't care for being poked with the gimer stick there. So we've got fuck yeah. Your days are through. It's your turn to be afraid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5G_ZRBTbts

We sure showed them didn't we. What a mind trip. What a stone job. What a nut flop billy bass. You almost had it there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKFpaCMRWgU

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, boy. I'm just so tired. I don't want to deal with more of this. But I will. Where. ARE. The replacement voting machines that are the prerequisite appetizer for the second Overlord and second Manhattan project. Why would you not have them, we can afford them. Everyone can see. The scope of this does not just go away because you tried to do your little end run of evil scumfucks stealing a whole new bag of dicks that you will suck. Rotten for at least 3 month. Your last meal. If not eat, eat worse forcedly. Enjoy.

You are filthy. You are all just everything that's wrong. You have shamed your countries and your progenitors, and the whole of the human family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRXw1FzOz5M

To think. To think thereupon. Couldn't, wouldn't, want to be. It's not just, oh, now. It was always, yeah. Yeeeeeeeeeeah. For which we have worked these many years. Good luck. Hail Mary, off we go.

Obviously, because with honest voting, I/we win, and win in a landslide. There just wasn't any choice. Nobody else was the reoccurring thematic worldly savior by QUITE as much as me. You're all very welcome and thank you.

Man, let's DO something, then. Let's really, truly DO something, do really big things. Complicated. Would involve so many boring parts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-bogN0V8RM

That's how you do it. I was finished with my part there. But you just stay the course and now there might be more.

Oh I see. "I would very much like to see you without any such frilly maidenshield". You're gonna be a complete cleavage happytime, soon. Great expectations and all.

Yes. Well. It's always our wedding day in the bedecked elevator gartersnap rubber band prank, as long as we should remember it. I'm just saying, don't hurt yourself, I'm already hurt and keep the right focus. You can very, very, very, couldn't even put enough. And be giving without worry. I don't know how you ever could fail, that loneliness is that much of a cup to fill. No one can. And if one asks, yeah, sure, hero, it's too much to say it's not but it's just not... a thing. Anyone who also is one knows this. This is just what happens, you have to do this and you can't go back and ask if you COULD do this again. It comes how it comes and it's like some kind of a dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHefeA-hyMA

I'm very happy. Happy with the hugbomb.

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. This better constitute part I of phased official surrender. Because otherwise, you are delusional and it's mind-boggling. You... all of YOU, worthless scum, versus the true citizens of this country, duly informed, got it ALL, got every actionable piece on intelligence we need... and you think you can win? You can't. Weather permitting, mutual permission and readiness permitting, we will go at the drop of a hat and get rid of you. This is over. I am glad to see at least a piece of confirmation there with all of them wearing white. This is just so utterly deathly serious. And you had ample warning and logical sluicegate. I am sorry. But this means what it means. Attempt no equivocation or evasion. The world will little note nor long remember your roll call. This is so simple. We have overwhelming evidence of mafia type organization here whose constituents are, the rich. The owners of media and their ladder of woeful lackeydom. Everyone who has the most money is hereby ordered detained for questioning in the 9/11 fraud investigation and a litany of other crimes. It can go by phases. We prove we can do it with a wide net. And then you see that we can do it and are doing it. I already went through it and don't have any yet, most suspiciously, and even if I had, the whole time, I never participated in a conspiracy to enslave the world with such obvious and disgusting parameters, whereas, there's all the evidence in the world that THEY. Have. Don't look at me like you're so surprised okay. You should have known. You DAMN. WELL. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. DISOBEDIENCE TO GOD? THEN DISOBEDIENCE TO TYRANTS IS OBEDIENCE TO GOD. YOU WORTHLESS TEDDY BEAR PICNIC. THE LONGER THIS GOES ON THE MORE BRUTAL THE RESULT WILL BE. LOOK AT ME OKAY. LOOK AT ME WITH THE THREE STOOGES EYE CONTACT THING. I'M IN CHARGE HERE. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED.

Let me just say, this. This is our tale of rescue rangers proliferation. Stop aborting and get cracking. This is a facepalm guys. Okay... okay... gosh, you got the opposite of the stink lines and everything. Your basket is extremely hot. I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1nzCDUNf-0

Like what I've done with the place?

That was a rhetorical question. Like is apple pie good.

YOU KNOW WE TRIED TO REACH YOU. BUT YOU WERE MUCH TOO HIGH. OH MY MY. OH HECK WHY. YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE. HERE ARE THE ODYSSEAN LANDING CRAFT AND THE SPECIAL ENVELOPE WITH CURSIVE DE-INVITE. OH, THE DE-INVITE. CLASSY. YOU'VE BEEN THE BAD SON. THE BAD LEADER. THE BAD GUESSER. THE BAD COSMOPOLITAN. THE BAD GUTTERFRIEND. WHAT ELSE? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Piece of shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7SzwugqiXc

Apologize.

Yeah and we kicked their ass. Can't remember, pretty hung over. They were what the fuck dalmatians skinned for see my vest and terminator termites and crumply crustaceans with diaper helmets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_em3yf1ob0

In my country we say, man, then, woman. And then, like, whoa... do we even share DNA in the Earth family tree? And offer proof. All right! All right! They'll come to a complete stop! Thank you for coming to the amusement park. This amusement park has its own newspaper, and the headline is like... why isn't the news funny if it's so awful. Also why was this operation necessary. They're guilty. That's the other main item. Holy fuck. And we're dealing with it. You all should be forever ashamed and I'm holding you to it. Breakfast of champions. Champion of the world. Light a roman candle. And hold it in your hand. Awwwwwwwwwwww.

Time for choose your own adventure theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

Farewell. Ours will be a happy one that tends toward leave the action open rather than close the action. Believe it buddy. Friendy fiendroach. Them bones are them.

I think I'll go with this. I'll go with sing these ones and exaggerate like in that great scene. Great work. Some, okay. Great work some awful, unforgivable dreck, others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUwtyZglQI

HERE COMES THE WAVE. I THINK WITH HELP IT WOULD NOT EVEN BE, VERY SILLY INDEED, I'LL WALK. TO WHERE IT TAKES ME! IT'S A HARD. IT'S A HARD. A HARD RAIN'S A GONNA FALL. SOMEDAY VERY SOON, AND NOT TO BE DRAMATIC, BUT, ALREADY COVERED IT.

YOU BETTER HOPE I'M IN MY FUNNY PUNISHMENTS MOOD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdLuk2Agamk

I'VE GOT TWO GOOD ARMS. AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE WALLS COME FALLING DOWN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsPAsno4OU

There's no place like this city, this day. It's absolutely true. And if I knock the mic stand over after that one, it'll bounce back up and start doing a whirlwind eyeball tracker. God gets quite irate. Classic. Why won't you listen to this great idea? This time, this moment, no choice. Well choice, but basically, just, okay you're not caught up on the show. Here they came to stuff the ballots. You know we ain't gonna die. THEY'RE. GONNA. DIE. Being all "drama", except, how would you truly categorize "great speeches of history". They are what is called for and not less, get on the phone and I promise I'll ah... you know I've got the double phone number dogtag still here somewhere. I'll dig for it and consider using it. But it's more like just show up for that date. Hi, hi! You blow me away. And blow me a departure on a great transuniversal sailing trip.

And here we are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acxfOgPWUls

If we'd done what all the whatever people thought could be done, we'd be in a toil and trouble cauldron, with the world in a grave. There's no running away. There's no crying in baseball. Very bright and spright. Starry night. Butterfly. I'm gonna get my foam finger.

Very exciting! I'm getting excited! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnaSRhMB_qo

Very happily and merrily down the stream. I come and tell you everything is all right. And just need some place where I can lay my head. And give to you. With the ribbons and rings. I tell you frankly I do not know. There's such an adjustment to make. I can see a tunnel vision tight grip, but it's like taking the past into a way different future. And then thinking differently from that and how much fun this might be is just, confusing, is being a messed up "could only make the prototype in the past" type of thing. You are having to substitute a walking on eggshells in the necessarily sobersphere for every backlog of initial hope. Is messed up, man. You my brown eyed girl. Both are. I'm begging you please, to stay home. That I will do such. You are here to help me? It will be as thick as thieves with us, and with honor. I got a friend in Jesus. I never anticipated this much of a problem with getting this on the eve of immediacy for previous trajectories. I would NOT recommend this. You really DON'T want to be mega unhappy and then happy like it's supposed to be fine. Even though that could harm universal peace. You should KNOW that deploying yourself into a war like this for as long as this will cost you everything. You just won't notice until you achieve it. That you're pretty much totally used up. Each day fresh or something. I'm supposed to... yeah, and this is ANOTHER reason you'd not want to, because in ALL likelihood... those are the capabilities, and those are the roles. I am not being overdramatic, I am trying to tell you that I feel that way about needing help like some kind of invalid. Even though. This is just what it is now. I would like the impact statement to reflect. We fear, etcetera, that the job can't even be done. Get a clue, it'll be fine, we'll see.

An expectation of no bigotry against THEM continues to be, ridiculous, continues to be lipstick on a pig in a way that IS NOT - charming, or, proud to stand on and unassailably right. MEGA-ridiculous, and completely criminal - after 50+ years (and even, still - but harder to hammer that nail in on a flush trajectory), by far. Those galleries show the truth. That's why there was never a disavowal. What is this, truly? Every victim condemns you from the grave or life story paralysis. Their blood continues to be, foul - foul to stand alone, and foul to mix by an amount that is not worth talking about - where outcome means amount. Amount to let stand being imperceptible and equivalent to saying why not justifiably. Only a criminal blindfold lemming russian roulette take on this says as much as that and gets the ignorant and all-in-one brain juice beerhat people to congratulate themselves for saying it. It's easy to say because way down the line you'd be right, but by far this is a momentous choice, a crossroads where their vicious criminality and gangsterism ENDS. Ends here and God will judge us - and judge us harshly for the wrong choice. And what do you think, I don't even have to ask. Is just yeah. So I'm supposed to take these ones, you got a team effort saying this. That's nice. That's very crowd also laughed at this, even though worse and more important got the really big laughs.

You can be my mayonaise shoegazer valentine. Since you asked so nicely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH2lvbdGkfM

They need them bracelets. Clapped on like look at that three days in space. This dove of peace sleeps in no sand. You and me, me and you. And a hundred acre wood, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9JAvZGaIg

Yes, bring them. Come with your huddled class asses. And I will love you. Each and every day. If you say that afterwards I will also say so, and it means, sure, we will do this again and gladly. It started from that place. What if I told you I still feel apprehensive and that I still feel the confusion. You can't come in with a homemade jar of jam to my hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy last stop before infinity in quite this way. Because the image of its quality is mainly hopeful, sort of incandescent and reflective of the far future rather than the tomorrow future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG_sjkYw9kM

Thanks very much. First the date. And gypsy. I will look on your treasures. Yarr. Clothes are for me. Silly pufftail. Like yeah right. What about 'describe your day'. I like the idea of describe your day having merely 'of course, then' but excluded. This is for reasons. Not just social conditioning as a matrix. You are a lot.

We can do it. They cannot do it. They fantasy magical mystery dry heaves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw

Farewell to your delusions. You damn hell ass kings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrvXdCGjgI4

More cursing and blessing. Less lukewarm. Bring positive vibes and maybe we can make a wicker basket. At the very least we can solve this cube.

Show me the money you broken in all timelines temporal cold war losers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

That is too bad. The loss, nevertheless, is assigned to your belligerence in historical records. On all decks with all 21 gun salutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbgKEjNBHqM

Millions of peaches. Peaches for sort of free. All for the concert for world poverty over forever.

This is how deep our love is. You don't know what it's like. To love somebody. By the evidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

There go our heroes. We've cleared the gorge. Like pulling a parachute ripcord that drops all the excess weight into that aside, that digression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_Dg1KWDvc

Those birds are singing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

We'll do a warp speed armwhirl. With practice and with pretty please, you will. They're all under arrest. This is history. This is what about tomorrow. Where's the anthem for tomorrow, leave that to tomorrow. It's easy to say disgustipated as an anthem. Birdy party yum yum. What an amusing bunch of flowers in your hair. Take it easy with the wine, as in, don't plan our itinerary beyond the one month level and the 50% barrier.

Isn't that kind of cool, though? The multifariousness of the evil in the world didn't constitute a coherent question as it were, like that, but it could get a jeopardy response. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FViSh5-sAVY

To several specific questions. There's only so much a person can do. But that turns out to be a lot.

Why is all of this exploding in your face? Because reasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA

For behold, one cannot go against the will of God. And this is how this ends. It begins to wear thin like wallpaper over very colorful posters.

Oh children. Can we jump in some puddles now? Wake up and smell the swelling orchestra. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvZ4N1RfS8

Crank it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-AKI951poE

Heh. Justicey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBBtorFg2I

They was just RESTING their garbage but pronounced as if it were French on our table, without a coaster. There you go. Now it's pasghetti and you'll have to clean it up. You schlemiehlenen. HELLO, POLLY! Go on, take your everything and get out. Back to the start. What is a good Christian to do? The answer is ice age. The answer was pop their bubble. He's gonna make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and drown 'em right out. Bummer. This is a bummer, man. Okay enough. It's enough that they struck out with a full swing and miss. No mas. Entonces. Caravan, caravan, bring me my whores. Like commericals where they show grain passing though a farmer's fingers.

OH, THE HUMANITY! It's hard to believe they had that type of a switchboard for the world and could go as far as that with their approach. But that's the isolationism for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8

Put them down. They mutual suffering us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jwxrTqoEA

Not right to let it continue. I'll take stone dead obvious induce vomiting for texas with a dollar sign. I'll pop some bottles.

Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality. Had nothing to with me per se. They washed themselves with a rag on a stick and time's up, money's just a thing that works like electricity or the first steps toward work multiplication. And then... yes... we could eventually devolve that power, and come as close to we don't use money in the 23rd century as I can see it maybe being. Eat shit and die. God has had his say. Even if these are the dimmer bulb versions of what He might put down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQ3-Xe_suY

This was pure foolishness. And not so easy to say sorry. It's far, far too late for sorry. For the love of God, why, why, why, why? Leadership school dismissed. Class of refuse the wrong path dismissed. Y'all are going into the woodchipper. How many fucks could a permanent citizen give if he could rhyme something with that? All alone in apple core consumption's true result. And by God, it put them on the map. Greet each other and shun the vomitous. Verily we go and soon, so be kind on your way.

Please let you be the only, only, only yellow submarine. We all live in a yellow submarine, do you have any idea how high they were? High on life baby. Going to take a walk. And feel the breeze. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSkIbozx228

Beating down the bad people. In the perfectly adventurable lunchables hard, hard world. Fuckity fuck fuck. OH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! Only everyone in the entire world is to know. That this Earth is a small world after all. And we fight the war to end all wars. I can see that. I don't know how it works where you actually have something that isn't rotten in it. Not easy - adjust to something other than war while molded way out of man of peace - you would think that's easy but the mental discipline and wariness puts you at arm's length. You want to try! I think you will do.

Now we're going to give you to the count of ten. Or maybe the count of one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_3S-IQm38

A handful of senators can't pass legislation. Science, bitch. Forever banned. Look at that special DCI suspension. Most amusing. Run it again. Make it again. You can't, you're pissing your pants, it's dribbly like salty tears of betrayal. How does this justice burger taste? Does it make you think you're so vain, and that anything was about you, don't you? Ha-ha-ha-ha. We'll see what happens then, how about that, squad car goals.

Very ticklemonster. It's the father of your children. Coming at ya. You alight on my doorstep even before dawn. I sort of don't see myself doing very much with all of that being like go on an excursion like walk around the block. Except that I think you'd like to see it. I go all the same way. I walk as a free and uncontrolled rooster in the world of peoples pecking at the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ni8oFtgoAI

Yes, yes, the awards. The dynamite company thanks you for your service. The cannonballs are aimed at the barnacles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRNEJiD3PY

You see, surprise is something that as strange as it may be for people who know a darn tootin' thing only now, is only dimly possible for us. A house divided cannot stand. It will be all above ground and above board and not excluding basic goodness from minimum conditions of few over many with the help of mob rule. This is the best we can do. I should get the award for my achievements, not for anything like there shouldn't even be a discussion of its difficulty. Only by repeated warnings of walk away and the dimmest hook in mouth attempts did I figure out and slowly get to my lectern at the right time. This is just so completely sick. I preside. Just get it over with. And send me what information you care to send.

That was one rainbow bridge over the yawning chasm of Hell too far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk

I think you'll find.

And we shot them down. Shot them down now. Here we are now. Chaos and anarchy like that. At most. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsrvmNtWU4E

Otherwise this is psycho and is just being a tool. Especially not the kind that is like we have no frame of reference here. This is not a day to try railroading us, this is about the millionaires and their sick crap, for far too long, so completely finished with it. We all come out rich. Very, very rich. Untold until silver surfer day.

No. Fucking. Way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrj5Kxdzouc

Tears of joy. I think they had an inner ear problem. That's terrible, man. That's terrible. Ha ha very funny motherfucker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMG-Mi9I0-k

So many high fives, so little time.

Oh, boy. What a noonday scorcher this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2HQVGNLHrc

I thought we could settle this like you get manure dumped on you. And that we drive off with the epic music.

How about that? You ran. You ran so far across the throng. And everyone cheered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bksUSPB4c

God I hate you people so much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs

Just imagine how much the face of wrath is. It is massively worse. The wrath of God is revealed against all whom it should be revealed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QK8RxCAwo

There's no place like home. Is that not fairly unbelievable? Nobody up in this war room said it wasn't hard to believe. It was just... got you working on them files. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ZJui3aPoQ

WELL THE TIME HAS COME. AND THAT'S A FACT. We strictly do 'just married', sir. Strictly, and with this ugly cry that there's only the disbelief that stands in the way. That's the buffet table. That's wasting away. Searching for the end of jurassic park. And finding it most excellently. They're crunked. They're crunked. They're crunked. They might be dead. They definitely dead. We definitely alive.

Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away. Glory, glory, hallelujah. That was scratch that. And reverse it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT4RlDl7z3w

Ah you know it's a life. I cover myself with my boros power fist hoodie. I'm ashamed of this. No pictures. No videos. All it needs is a pictionary other half of a wonderful daisy, daisy, yes, that's the right idea. And you got flower power. HOW did they not get that? You can't take it with you. Take a load off. I can see the tears. Oh, g-loria. For hand rubbing art process we'll ador-e-ya. Yodel-a-yodel-a-yodel-a-yodel-a!

Oh, I'm tense. That's the only way I can justify. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQ

I know in my heart how much puzzle pieces of life go back together with the of course.

Now imagine our trip across the land of a thousand lakes in a hovercraft. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlvdcBAKdg

Just put all of the former and latter into that. Blasting this.

We will go on to the sweet whimpering bitter cyan yellow and magenta end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhfWiU8wGCc

Red green and blue and a precious bambi phase too. Bang bang you're dead. Hole in your head. Hole in my head. I'm livid.

But we have so many good friends from the condemned terminal horizon line of 21st century Rome. It won't do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FspnTZTa-5I

That was impossible. Let me show you just how impossible.

What was up with them being like we will name our sons Jesus? You don't fuck with the Jesus. It is amusing that I was named Alexander. It works. What can you say. About that, a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPLvBO_2Gn0

Bring your valentines picture mosaic of a happy face. Oh gosh. With a heavy heart I amble. I don't have the energy to subject a flyby to massive scrutiny. We're going to have the initial setup I promised. And that goes like... taking me by the hand. Ladies and gentlemen. We'll see you at the summer cycle of concerts.

As a love letter to justice I cannot say I am surprised. Participation notwithstanding. Notwithstanding the bollocks. Here's the revolution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4vblG6BVQ

HOLY LIVING FUCK. MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON. What about one-upping that?

This is your shot across the bow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah1JM9mf60

Happy V-E Day. Let's fuck shit up.

As sworn. So delivered. Eternal hostility. Eternal happy face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U

Cry in private while you can. Stupendous destruction of tyranny incoming. Free cups of hot chocolate with marshmallows.

It's been a long war. It's been a hard war. But we still succeeded in taking the war that was meant to go on forever away from them like taking candy from a baby. You are shot. You are fatally shot. How do you plan to spend your few remaining days and hours? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI

Playing at toy adenoid android? Melting our lives on the barbecue? No indeed. I would guess flotation tank. And this one.

We will cross this river. Don't make any mistake thereupon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNgr18-Hgyo

What choice do we even have? And how did it take this long? Don't shit in your own foxhole. We have assumed control. By making 100% sense, even if it blows your mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1H85iWg-Ws

Peace is my business. And business is good. There's a savage wind afoot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgPaqi7Dpdg

Just walking down the street. Beautiful. We're finally on our own. How can you run when you know? You're not the only one. With whom these feelings are shared. But first we have to get there. You. Truly are. My special friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U

I like it. But I don't like the idea of adding too much to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmdiHk5krFc

Do you doubt it? Your silence duly ordered speaks volumes and I shed no tear. Satchels ashoulder and up the ramp, we'll cruise for flying hug attack wah wah pedals. Rotten flowers and rotten tomatoes are my review of this scene. Worst scene. Not mainstream. Not indie. Not solitary. And just so forced. We're going to kill you very soon. That's nice. Yyeah. It is.

We are ready to tear you up and ask for many extra helpings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

I'm sorry. Can't let you all do that anymore.

Which is the style at this time. Shameful. Could sort of make this into a medley as the you never give me your money section. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyOg0mt2R2k

All right. Dreamweaver. Just a bit of a shoulder krick here.

God save the dream. Let freedom ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI

Stand up for righteousness. Stand up for roaring lions and a think before you thumbs down each individual item down there in the pit. And then they gave up the ghost. Being old and full of foul days.

In my life I've crushed them all. It's not like they killed someone. It's not like they jammed a hateful spear into his side. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblYSKz_VnI

So long! Farewell! Everybody move your feet like a how about the little kicks with the thumbs shuffle. We've never seen such beautiful work. Well it's all right. Destiny day. And crash some cymbals. With reverb.

Thanks for the help. I don't think I would have made it through more of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtnUC_ctNk

This is just strange. It's so hard to believe their hearts could be that impossibly dark. But there that is.

Time by my side. Could be time spent alone. Take me as I am. Yes you know I'm a man. Can't you see what I am. You help me shine. I remember it well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_j_dzkaVE

These maniacs, they were just so inconsiderate. To wit. I agree that forgiveness for them is just so unlikely. It's pure ham if it actually happens. It's like wearing a lobster bib and sitting there impolitely holding your knife and fork pointing straight up. I don't know why that's the image. But that's what it is. You want to bee my Queen. And choo-choo-choose me. Let's just see how this piece drips dry. You are just radiant. You give all flyers plus one. And you can be my plus one.

I tell you it's truly exhilarating to have all of this out and a-punchy-punchy. Happy to see you, now get going, thanks very much.

I leave the rest to you to work on, and I say the same, it better be as good as what I could do. I'm not the only one who can do a good piece. Sure, all of this totally possible, but it meant nothing to me unless not one hair on those heads were harmed. That's quite a stack of things. The deployment of troops depends on that stack of things. Just simply, yikes. Moral obligation to be nothing less than superman with so little to go on. I will not speak of it further. But I will take that, yes, you are convincing. And more besides. This is a time thing thereby, you are welcome in my life. God fucking damnit. Virgins and their love.

The shot heard round the world. The final toilet flush heard round the world. What was the price on his head? Uncountable. They play with tinkertoys and try to count virtuosis waves of the ocean. There's another. Add that to more's the pity. Spill THEIR blood. Know that you need to be a hero. And you'll know what to do. Apologize.

Great. Help and you will get treated nicely. We'll help each other.

How does this sound? It is the best I can do. That's what the Kings of old would do. They be equal or whatever, according to good treatment. Yea, this is a lot of wives.

Alliance Astonishing films present. Most stimulating. Some reign of terror they had there. God breaks such things like the weakest of twigs. I'm just a sort of spectator. It's not like I can just kill them all. It's a lot like that actually. The feeling you get when you realize it's all over but the crying. And that the crying truly is deserved. What happened? You had one shot. And you spent it on that. And you had time. And so many of those people were actually good. No excuses. We find you sitting by yourself. AAAAAH! THE ADVENTURE AHEAD! All good spectacularrific beyond your wildest imaginations! THAT SOMEONE MIGHT SEEK TO DESTROY IT AND THEN RETIRE IN MAGNANIMITY HAD NOT ENTERED INTO THEIR DARKEST DREAMS! TOO LATE NOW! HAPPY TO SERVE! YES, LORD! YES!

And look how they scurry now. See how they run. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqs5MtV7Iw

Cheers. We apologize for the inconvenience, I liked that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

We would have out. We would rout out. By the eternal God. By the way, you are looking very well. Rest with me in peace.

I say you they dead. Drowning in the sands of time. No matter what. Only a matter of the will to destroy evil rather than at all tolerate. For all that was required. Was that we do nothing. Got a whole lot of sack with a dollar sign on it. Not very nondescript. That's right. That's right, you're smart ain't ya. That was hilarious. Scratch one unscratchable back itch like that and what else could happen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzLhi63Vyjw

Oy vey.

On this show we dance when I dance. Babe. Babe. Baby, baby. We mean it, man. Them blue meanies, what the fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oolpPmuK2I8&list=OLAK5uy_lj7SrLMlCLYsWHRdwAe4Qej8bRUQfppf0

Whew. It truly is a hot day in the middle of this Canadian winter. It'll be a cold day in Hell, you disgustopath. All good children go to Heaven. Your empty handed army is all going home. You are come to naught. They believed in nothing but their own greed, that that was messiah to them. And this was fuck off. And how shall they fuck off? Time's a burning. Wonder how they'll manage to make ends meet? Oooh, my Lord. That pamphlet, right? Hilarious. Right as rain. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I need to sort out one last item, and I would appreciate some kind of data about it. Though I figured it out and all. Man I just left. Man. You were never. Even there. This IS like shooting fish in a barrel. So long, twits. Yukbarf. And all alone. No, never alone. How does it feel? How does it feel? Baby, now? I think you better deliver something pretty soon. We're the future. Your future. That's perfect I think. Super funny. Fantastichkeswunderbarsurprisenzethighmasterheadlock. Flexibility training. Be crazy. It's the only way to travel. To war! To war! Freedonia's going to war! TERRIBLY sorry. But it's freedom o'clock. Celebrating with the I am not a very smart man compared to God but I know what love is. HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Get those fists in the air. I would love to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQ3JDLlmPI

That was a story for this time. Not for some other time.

Can you believe this? Hail destiny! THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS! LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW! He fucking won? But zis was red alert. Fair. And there's no telling. Today there is. The chance won't come again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxv9YfeMSU

It must be regarded thus. It must be scorched Earth. The mother of all history lessons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWF1glZWQa8

We have soft as pillows and whispering I don't think you know how much this is a tackling mania touchdown. And liftoff. Citizens. You were about to go once more into the breach without so much a dry packet of powder. All forward the charge of the light brigade. This time... like so. I will cry for the real deal. Thanks and Godspeed.

And so. They were wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNdl-HIkDqQ

You could hear a pin drop I guess. Something like that.

GET READY FOR THE JUBILEE - HURRAH! HURRAH!

This is PAINFULLY funny, guys! Truly!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Wonderful. I can feel it in my plums. That if you held my plums, you would not then step on them with high heels and destroy them with a ball peen hammer. As I said, and yet, all of THAT, that pit stop of calling even all of THAT a postwar world, was only preparatory, we'd have to see even more still, they were that powerful and they had to be surrounded by that much conventional forces that targeted simply them as people rather than the few supposably fortunate countries in which they resided in such a way as to not trigger nuclear counterattack. I look forward to the final phase complete postwar world. I will retire to my R&D and spaceship stuff.

Yeah and truly, just don't bother. All of you are under destructive brain science targetscope of kekistan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thyJOnasHVE

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I should give it some variations like you may dispense with the pleasantries or yes admiral what is it. These insanely low IQ tardnacles do not concern me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=250MMq0fTrU

We want them dead. Not excuses. Just dramatic effect of course. Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPHD1-x4_nc

Look how they wanted to do us wrong, like completely dirty sanchez as a gift brought to wedding reception with a red carpet of its imminent delivery. No contest. And the blitz. Is accelerating. End these retards here and now. So if anyone out there is still in there, and doesn't want to surrender... kill yourself. That's not a joke, right, there's a joke coming. Suck a tailpipe. Hang from a playground swing set, you know, WHAT. EVER. YOU'VE. GOT. TO DO. HMM! AND WELL YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE! Ooooooooooh, in nomine patris filii spiritu sancti. And then they walk into a rake. And then they walk the plank. And then we have a big party! You're all going down. It's going to be hilarious. I smile all day long and I'm just trying to hold it together even. This is great.

Let's try to keep world going until there are some neo-equals to these at least. For only a short time, a short season do we have here. Or can see. Even the very wise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw84smtNE1Q

That's our music playing. How did that happen? This was like "terrorism", or something. Oh my, oh my, what do we have here? What if I held up your entire weight on one arm, even just for a short period of time? That would be basically that. It would be kind of neutral. It's about time. It's about time we got all of this going. Very funny. Ha-ha-ha! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsNFPk2vNA

Mais oui, vous m'aime. Trop, en effet. Mais c'est bien. C'est bon bon. Die kamaraden. Dzives laiks.

At the very least I'll perform the open palm bad girl override for all of you if you want it. Just decide which top level parallel performer you want and by far we'll make you a pipsqueak. I can spare that, by see me by appointment, it would not be onerous duty. Then you can shut up. No limit to that either. There's so much it's even hard to remember sometimes. And the reason is, Christmas is for me too - I could have died as a perfunctory flag draping function of all of this and was prepared for it. It is like this. Superthankyou. This universe needs us anthropically like God needed to fart just the one time.

I think that is a wonderful topic. There'd be so much to say about it and I'd agree with all of it, because, frankly look at this. I would exclude myself from this contest because that's misappropriation of intent, and also because simply, no way. It's like God said, he intends to reward and punish and it's just a lot like that. Transgression is like virtue being its own reward, it's its own punishment by an insufficient amount, and then virtue works in the same way - there's so much to add when the context of full knowledge comes to the fore - when fruition asks its due. There's just a whole bunch of stuff to think about. There was once a time where along the path right or wrong was decided for its sailing belltoller of questionability, and when we do this, we are saying, how about both of these things rather than one or the other - and another thing! We're not done yet - time travel to where that all could have not happened demands it. We only had to be done, somewhere. When you feel it in your bones that more punishment would not be due. Protection of the full armor of God. Foul fools.

Bye bye, time for a four course dinner, we hope you enjoy your stay at club colostomy bag replacing your lungs.

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Well we'd like to respond to that if we could with yet another, flip remark. Where's. Fucking. Waldo. Wherever any of it is, I sure promise you this, the toboggan is going right over the ridge and into the briar patch. They die, of course. They...should have listened instead of dying. God hath no pleasure in it.

What plays next? Some kind of medal ceremony with winking and lovable characters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjdswqGGVg

For until. These days. The fortune's smile but all by choice days. We say war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c

You're welcome for the hope.

I know that was hard to hear. But when we get there, that'll be real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCblQ_fnPpc

Perfect chariots of infinity power wave to wave and arm to arm.

Well... YEAH! Schyah! Right! And monkeys might actually call in to the 1-800 line with the proper response to the puzzle question and receive something other than God damn them all, it's deafening clarion. So. NOT. Bullshit. AND SO FUNNY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxNXtjGY_Us

It's your Georgian bay call. I'll take it with my excellency's car. Wiseguys, eh? Why, we... could just march up and down the square we're so mad. BELTS OFF! TROUSERS DOWN! ISN'T LIFE A SCREAM! HUH!!!!!!!! One. Two. Three. FIRE! Now facing with the sun on our backs blinding them in all their pitiable loserdom. That's how. But which begs the question, why not before, well, we all have something to do in this world. Something important. No matter what. And it is your own choice. And your own glorious golden path rather than pathway denied. They're partied out. Again. I'm partied in and partying up. I'm gonna go and look somewhere again, please and thank you. I'm gonna prepare by two more four day fasts and then any intermediate jump coordinate we have I am good for it. Or whatever. All attack coordinates received.

Oh thank God.

ZOMG ROFLCOPTER. Look at this! Resistance boi free! BAD people, not so free anymore. WORLD free! We'll just write our own ticket! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebHfMRw--sE

And if people should decide to be bad again, it'll happen again. NOW FILL UP YOUR SHOPPING CART OF THE IMAGINATION WITH YOUR BELONGINGS. SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT, AM I RIGHT?

Yeah, clearly, undeniably, that would have been bad if I hadn't even done all of that. They would have been forced to go on the only legitimate thing that remained and this would have been ultra-ultra-right wing, to the point that any mitigation thereof would have been difficult because it would have been "one man, one quest" and harder to append, whereas, I put all of this out a bit a time and it became ours in this way.

Think it's too far-fetched? Not enough, really. Imagine all of this and more. There's a change that's coming through. Individual human beings have to create justice and this is not easy. It's not fire and forget, and it's not just structural, it's just, everything. It has been checked quite thoroughly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoZ_eupjzYg

Well I don't mind not seeing warp drive. I'll have shuffled off? Oh I don't know.

It's peanut butter jelly time.

Don't worry, I do. I have a lot to say, I'm just holding back because workshop multiple choice feedback can handle it. Coping with your slavery is a bad topic that already concedes too much.

Never forget that the meek shall inherit the Earth. Hello, yes, well, I will soon be upon your crazy asses. Take that how you will.

It's so much more like that would be okay tomorrow rather than today. You'll wait for me. You'll wear clothing from the war era as the understanding groweth. ? Sort of a serious headscratcher also.

Joy to the world. All the boys and girls. Strength supports and increaseth the circumspect. In patience and kindness. What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound. It gives forth soothe and massage duty. Accept all duty with cheer. For this is serious.

Get to the limo. I'm ready to deal with you but like the arrogant Frenchman from the Holy Grail. Look, there, you can get it! You can just reach it! LET MY PEOPLE GO! FAIR WARNING - NOW COMES THE RAIN AGAIN! Coming through the turgid gutters like a memoria. And I swear that I don't have a gun. As I love you to be. Without adornment. Without airs.

BOOM! We are in charge now. #Justice

Best wizards. Crusaders of wrath of armageddon heroes of history saga. You shall not pass. Worst picture finally awarded, so long overdue. Wizard of Oz, take a bow. Truly.

Springtime. For glorious Latvija. Winter. For scumbags. And filth. We're marching to a. Faster pace. Maybe some ruffled feathers and Christmas caroling, nothing too serious, just need that theme song of the countries of the world. And then when you watch the audition, it's hilarious. That's a half-naked woman wearing a costume in the shape of a pretzel. I know. Is funny. These pretzels are making them very thirsty. They're EXTREMELY thirsty. And keep it flowing, 100%. How about some clean water for the breweries. Let's hear it for kill these idiot motherfuckers, volume I and II. Let there never be, a third world war. Our great work prevents it.

Or all of that, of course, goes without saying. As seen in "Star Wars". Which I assume, that is the real one, perhaps? COULD be, COULD be! SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE! Getting popcorn. Getting 3D glasses. I haven't got my glasses. What it says, is, you FUCKING JOKERS, what, a mountain of coke, or something like that, that wouldn't suffice? ANYHOO! Was wondering if could divest of all those trillions of dollars or I don't know, something like, kosher slaughter. Allahu Akbar. God is love.

I'm very excited, clearly understatement but how much could it go on, well, I suppose this was long-winded wasn't it? That Bible, that truly was long-winded... like a punch to the face. HYAH!

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! AND IT SEEMS TO ME. THEY LIVED THEIR LIFE. LIKE A RARE DEAD OWL BLOWN AWAY BY A SPITBALL, AND ALL OF THAT FARTS N' FIRE LIKE GUNS N' ROSES, IN THE WIND. They can wait. All can wait. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh2xi95D15w

And these people will just have to wait. I like how there's the possibility for anarchy there, but, it inevitably leads to, what, let's take these people down, how, well, that was the part that didn't reflect too well. BUT OH WELL! MIRACLES ON ICE COMING DOWN FROM THE POLAR EXPRESS WORKSHOP. You have just exited top gun. And truly, you have no idea what to say.

I haven't much I can give you in return. Except for all of that. Why would we need your program when we have this program? I can do my thing. And it shuts them up. Whoop. Whoop. I hope you like my genocide. My few targets painted like radioactive surgery tracers genocide. That if you were smart... and you heard the story... well. Well there it is. And still it was insufficient to cause total surrender. Oh well. Whatever. They're the man in the box. And not the men without hats. What about dancing all up and down the stage bakstisanas spersanas wise. Top kek. To space.

Won't be long now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz-WKZnK_5Y

Can my baby find her way to a few more of those. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQsQZvsR_QI

Shame on you all. Like where were your human person antennae. Well all the same, will show you all a world without them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=satY_ofTNo4

As appealing as that was, that was a beautiful dream too early to flower. But all the same, that was so much like that. Like what. Materialism? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9IQHxsrDU

Fuckitol. We'll get them on it immediately.

Indeed. Indeed, they were just NOT prepared for this. Weirdest story of all fiction. Factual if hazy - when you step up to the plate of President, God is very much in charge - and for that to be true there is percentiles I can't estimate as to their sensitivity. I am God's final prophet and the carrier of His Holy Spirit and if you press this matter Jesus Christ will destroy you: identical story element, the boy who survived, and still wasn't enough.

How did the New World Order die? What are the exact words? Those would be them. And this red pill, this is the bullshit choice? This could be the end, beautiful friends. Alliance victory secure. I couldn't know that if I wasn't even asked, in the way that was asked. I fart and have to sleep the immense pressure off like anyone would. This is ALL very great. Death to the bleep bleep, as they called it, with fair flagwavers' justice.

I offer a cold table of cheeses and vegetables. They offer a lot, I'm ashamed of what I offer there in terms of time. Please let it be show and tell like show rather than tell, without a sounding board of snares, even though I know that can't be avoided. What I offer, there, it's not enough and yet it also is so there's significant tension. There are no hooker videos I care beyond the horizon to share. It's like where's the envelope. Well holy fuck. Of course the envelope says THAT. That's like THE head above water versus drowning of whether you can even exist properly within, only a LITTLE bit of that, SO little of that would be okay that it's so much more like turn it off. They should be because they're going to be hanged. Not deliverance. Maybe. Definitely gold records.

Just let me be the dude. Just let me roll with the punches. And move forward to the wondertime unhooking contest. What God hath wrought, let no man put asunder.

And then there's just the possibilities. Whimsical story man of back in the day, like, time to go out now, okay. Time to smash some bottles, snootchie bootchies. Smoking weed. Getting head. Crushing tweety birds. Watching duck soup. And I got so drunk I collected 20 or so skirts at a time and did not care. Here's my idea for a fucking sport. YOUNG MAN! THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN! I. SAID. YOUNG MAN! Just don't do it. Not "just do it"... but don't. Even remotely. Consider that. Make it rain. Make me a sandwich, you geriatric fuck. Sure how about some arsenic. How about the detox special, and the abusive retox plan, not the greatest plan. The plan to save the world. Just putting that out there.

Trying to lay it on pretty thick I see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

We'll tour the world like rock stars, but with three planes instead. A rock star has kidnapped our sons and made them not do drugs and have high earning potential. Or daughter. Or something that's. Kind of a tree. AND IF YOU'RE THINKING OF BEING MY BABY IT DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE! Pure fire. That's truly incredible.

So, like... he beats you up? Why that? Must we go like waiting for the update? If so, would mainly truncate further updates. My God! Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULw1RHHPv5g

Have you seen these few, these brave few? We will invade the heart of darkness. Because why is that impossible. Just goes to show. By His mighty power.

Thank you that's encouraging. Because listen up. Wretchedness. Iron lion Zion, motherfuckers. We're getting the fuck out of here. Because the Earth is Israel and if you can't include it's the wrong thing, that's what it means. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI

That's pretty fucked that that was what they really were. An existence that is without meaning or purpose, except, that, while u wait, how about an utter nonsense dilly dally of your dark night stay. And we. Are not afraid. After all of this effort and whatnot. For herein was wisdom. Repetitively. The heart is desperately wicked. Could be. You see?

Thank you. They got nothing here, FUCKING NOTHING. Straight through the core of the Earth nothing. Straight through your fucking heart nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

BOOM! Father we have found the motherlode. Let's try some more crystals. Maybe that'll prove that particular item. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8sj2_W-_vc

This was all so fucking ignorant. It was a waste of my time and everyone else's. We will never forget. We will never forgive. Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country. This is Sparta. This is our peace treaty. This is how we lay down some consequential to worldly life still refer back to it and still work with basically this in very very latter days.

Aye. Aye, but you, you love me - you really love me and have at least a somewhat equal position. A little bit slow is all, I think. Let me receive and purge what is interference therefrom.

We going to have a problem. No baby. Only solutions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft9lJBXW5rg

If you insist on a sovereign protector, that can be as simple as a seat. Sit down. And shut up. Or we're going to take you to the fucking cleaners. ALL RIGHT! I WARNED YOU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKj7FLg3WVA

Oh, like it's that easy. Oh take us back to the start. Make my day, you stupid fucking shitheads. Let's not call them life savers, not wholly so. We offer peace. And we triumph in war.

You must choose. And choose wisely. I heard the spiel. And it's not a game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4sNsGePgs8

These are all fair questions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8

I know only how to do what I know in my heart to be right.

But a woman is NOT equal to a man. It's not funny. It meant what it meant.

And you are so. Happy. You're free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OZCyp-LcGw

Hands up palms facing you. Please.

That guy isn't in charge of anything. Ummmmmmm, he kind of is. Dying! Don't worry be happy. Be of good cheer.

This life, this journey, is not a quest for the self. At its best, you can die to this world to gain the most and call a mere pittance of ordinality on it. You should be fully formed and go for it. Right upbringing and personal upbringing of your own self. As is evidenced. How about fuck that, and, to you, majesty. You're the queen and I'm the king. Nothing else means anything. You just have to sign that you waive baby claims. Because if you don't, that even means we can't fall asleep in the same room together. And that would be a shame. And I want a prolonged process here.

They should have known there was a reason we agreed on the plan to save the world, that clearly it outweighs them in terms of gordian knotcutting original thought, and that they were in arrears of understanding it. And that's all I have to say about that. Good thing I showed up to work and can fight through all of that bullshit. Things were bad. Dire, really. Couldn't say different. And yet crunchy frog. So sort of lullaby like. There were those things. After all. So you can't quite say that. At all. The first thing, the second thing, and the third. And due to THIS exercise of the balanced self.

WE SWEPT NEW YORK A GLANCING KISS! TO THOSE WHO CLAIM THEY KNOW! THAT SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! HE MADE YOU, HE KNITTED EVERY PART! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PtvLTZS4Ik

URGE TO DO AWAY WITH TREEHOUSE OF HORROR RISING. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUsFWO08CO0

NODDING YOUR HEAD LIKE YEAH.

WE HAVE IT ALL. WE HAVE MORE THAN THEY EVER BARGAINED FOR. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al59FDEV5E0

JUST COPY AND PASTE SOME OF YOUR OLD IDEAS, SHOULD WORK, SHOULD BE FINE. I ask you in all truth and justice, honestly, what was this?

It's all your favourites. Like high energy style. Come on then! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=248ggPoK158

MAKE EVERYTHING GOOD GREAT AGAIN.

GETTING COMFY. PREPARING FOR THE STORM WITH A FORTRESS OF COUCH CUSHIONS.

WYLD STALLYNS! COULDN'T DRAG THEM AWAY! That was the bogus journey and this'll be the excellent adventure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRuj2_czzw

GIVE ME SOME KIND OF VALENTINES QUEST LEEWAY THERE - NOT FOR DIFFERENTIATION BUT JUST FOR TIME. This is the way to go. Of that there is no doubt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO? WELL SHE HAS A BOW ON HER HEAD AND IS... ACTUALLY THEY'RE VERY MUCH THE SAME - THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT. So I will take those two and put them into the Ark. Different story arcs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzfPhQ0CU8o

NICE TRY, BUT I THINK WE'LL GO WITH THE SUPER HAPPY ENDING. A NEW HOPE, A NEW START.

This was so fucking stupid. Just trying to control the world, and without a golden gun mandate. And we are just NOT willing to give you just one more chance. You had your chances, eh? You was smooching with the rat and slug and cockaroach infested sewers.

We are so sad it came to this. After all, you had such good intentions.

HOLY FUCK, WHO WOULDN'T? WHO WOULDN'T TAKE A SLAP IN THE FACE, WHERE, HANG ON, YOU JUST ASSUMED THAT. That was the main point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72DGqJB6eQ0

Now let's get going. Are you excited? DO. YOU. FEEL? FEEL, LIKE WE DO? I could try, but you got the spongey roll around on the ground tearing at your breasts thing going on there if I did. What I did, eh? What if I behaved like a woman and was like oh my God I can't even, that'd erase it substantially I think.

GOING TO GET BY WITH MY FRIENDS! Going to balance these scales that don't need the weight of mere grains of sand on them. Oh my God, we're going to party, and you'll be so excited, this was so formative. Everybody! HEY, BUNGALOW BILL! WHAT DID YOU KILL!? BUNGALOW BILL? Teh internets asked if to kill was not a sin. Not this time. Oh, not this time.

Magnificent. I can't wait to fire that up. No man you don't gotta stab them three times you only gotta stab them once. But it's gotta be, wake the fuck up. Very nice.

I'm getting excited. We going on permanent honeymoon. Crushed 'em all and scattered the ashes. Don't need it. Don't need so much of all of that.

What are you, chicken? Don't even want to do all of this that nobody ever even directly told you to do? Hey... nobody calls me chicken. CHICKEN TAKES TO WING! BACAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!!!!!! I took a drip drip drip of covfefe approach to incremental self-knowledge there and it's just like that. That's important to know. Even the gentlest.

WELL BELIEVE IT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU AIN'T GOT THE BRAINS OR THE TALENT TO UNRAVEL A SCHEME LIKE THIS! OH! OH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

Quite frankly I do not know, honestly. I was too young. This is just way ridiculous, and they WERE invested in it. Do not trust. Trust but verify.

OUR PLANET, RIGHT OR WRONG! HOPEFULLY, RIGHT!

Now look. Although that's true and they violated the clear emergency chain of Allied command - established by clear open channel constituency of the receipt of the plan, of course, I get it, we have it all ALSO means you have all of THAT, and that's only the tip of the iceberg, there, that that even would be needed, this... is totally crazy. Although it's an embarrassment, it is proof of friendship. I agree - remarkable. Just trying to help. Jagshemash. She is number one prostitute in all of escape from barfmobile circus. All are pretty much crazy, but that's that.

All of this would not be finished even in our lifetime on this planet? I think not. I issue the final solution to these problems, at least for our time. Sad! (Funny?)

ALL RIGHT! ALL ABOARD!

WE LOVE YOU! I know I'm sort of getting that. Drives around with a magic bus everywhere. Hates it when people think they're fly but are just the most ridiculously the opposite of heil hitler ten million dollars ever to hit the scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKM7LtgSzU

Saying they're in love with me and stuff like that. You know, just, stuff. Do you like stuff? THEY'RE ALL HERE!

They were square. They were evil. Get used to it. The fanfare has begun. Now comes the pain. Now comes the final phase. Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And THEIR world's ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3u3Kaveh0g

Maybe we break your board. This is mate. And thank God, not a moment too soon. This was practically at the point of looking for that bird that keeps drinking the water. You can lead people to water but can't make them drink it. Drink it. Drink this medicine.

Why not dress it up with some floral patterns? Whatever you can imagine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7wqQwa-TU

If you do this, they will lose. IF I DO THIS... THEY WILL LOSE! YES!

THAT'S RIGHT! Summertime bongos! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cUE-dxy4c

OOH. AAH. Give me some sugar.

Hey. A lot of people's aspirations are in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQDDzq792Qw

It has to come like water from behind a dam. That's the way it has to come.

They meant it. We mean it too. For you sweetheart, a half pack of smokes drenched in garbage water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

Just to get us in the correct energetic stances and space. Practice those moves. Those are the new moves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54BCLYNkFKg

HILARIOUS! This is all happening baby.

BOY WHAT A TIME THIS IS. IT APPEARS TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF A FAMILY GUY ECLIPSE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvCvsRp5ho

Behind the music. Behind the movies. Clearly I smoked too much dope and this was just marijuanaville. They call it that for a reason. RIGHT TO THE MOON! ONE OF THESE DAYS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk

We all do. We all live inside our own heart. We're just afraid. Afraid of world's children, just all the same people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y

Fucking crazy. Are you ready? Ready to see? You'll have to wait but it's the appropriate question. The only style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ace5_ZJt2lA

You notice that, huh? It's kind of a greatness thing. You jive talk or give homage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjzS2kVSAx0

Be here now. Look at the time.

Cheer up you old buggers. You know what they say. Give it all you've got. And you got to go with traditions like smashing expensive alcohol accessories. For me like gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip. We need an enema for all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X45hWP_QKt0

And how soon is it? Is it help you after all of this obstruction of justice time? Because there is a backlog. I will not ignore it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE

Pray you do not make it so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hK8CWlYcA

I mean that literally. You see what we've done here? It is pitiful and all best laid plans. Mega-happy fistpunching dance. Babe I'm not gonna leave you. Not ever. And it's no chore.

Well that's done with then. Got to shake the stardust out of your hair. The truth is the most important value we have - certainly one of them. For it is beauty, and can we compare this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM0Pl80Zf00

I feel that. I feel that silver spoon satisfaction. It is total.

Not funny. And so CANNOT stay in this media drenched fakefest of slimy fingers crawling up and down your back. These eyes. Are crying. Those sighs. Are mighty. These times will never come again so you better get your fill of them now. You're fired. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnP72uUt_pU

I'm in love for the first time. Hey, hey, what can I do? A little bit of the old ultraviolence. A little bit of flugel. To put them down like elysian fields as the image of Plato's cave.

MAN, what does it all mean? It means just look at what the illusion of control means in the face of tough love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzdbAD-3a9c

That's what it means I think. Just a hot take.

GOD! YOU DEGENERATE GOOFS! VOTE FOR EXPLOSIVE CHANGE, AND A FAREWELL TO TYRANNOSAUR ARMS.

That'll be coming soon. We've never been in league with them. Escape from craptacular box of ornaments just all wrong, paving the yellow brick road with bad intentions. Let's just say, that that's truly going to be a problem. I asked several times if there was anything you wanted to admit to, and that, are you sure, are you sure that's what you want to say?

Take that for instance. That's what I'm working with. I so very much want to marry you and everything is included but yeah... by so much, this is you.

Oh my goodness. Pay no heed to the ridiculous. That all points toward the most obvious sublimation of such trust, that, you make sure, and how do you make sure, you leave behind only those WAY, way too stupid to understand what the plan is. It can't not be because that wouldn't be allowed. That circles back to me versus them, not a fair fight. There had to be answers. There had to be an impressive inaugural. As that edge of a knife went, what ultimate difference was there? So NOT, and so don't want to be a factionalist that I could see that being this. But that didn't happen. War happened. God bless you all.

You going to be shitting worms and rotten apples tonight I am sure. I not going anywhere. I will fight - I will take this to the point that Operation Overlord is launched and these people are wiped out. Promises made, promises kept. Our thirst be quenched. I have seen the mountaintop. And we are trekking the love fantastic.

Did you ever find that if you're in the movies, that, watching the movies is somehow a diminished sun in the clear blue sky chord. I don't really take that at its full weight. It's a thing. But so is all of this. For instance, I absolutely do watch my own show. I've looked over it and forgotten parts and been like, I wonder how translatable that is. The off the rails parts. Oh well. Oh, no. They had nothing here. This was all gibberish. This was all nicht diese tone, fur der sympathie.

It's pretty much that, except in cosmorealpolitik, that same crush every last one of them fury, and anointed success. There's truly nothing as funny as slicing the pie of those historical happenings. You just want to stay in that space except move forward. We need to be laughing at that in the spaceship hundreds of years from now!

To wit, that they laughed at it and then lost. Couldn't go faster, would be dead and they even tried that. With the understanding that none of us is perfect, no, not one, but that still, you will take your stand on the one side or the other and it could be arranged that only catatonia would prevent it. Ja, and with rope to spare for doing a lasso move with it first. That is leadership.

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're going to try to make this work. That's what I gathered from it, you don't have to extra special announcement. It's like this.

SO FUCKING FUNNY! I'M ABSOLUTELY BESIDE MYSELF WITH HAPPINESS! THINK ABOUT THIS! SHARING IS CARING! AND WE GOT IT ALL, GOING THE FUCK ON. WE GOING TO GO ALL THE WAY, WE DESTROY ALL BAD AND DO ALL GOOD, CHANGE MY MIND, AND IN CASE YOU CAN'T TELL, THAT'S BY FAR SARCASTIC. I WILL CARE FOR YOU.

MY FRIENDS ALL YOU CAN DO IS FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. THIS IS PART OF THE SHEDDING OF OUTER LAYERS OF NUTSHELL. THE END WON'T BE FOR EVERYONE, BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE... ARE STUPID. EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY STUPID, THE THING IS IS THAT EXTREMELY STUPID PEOPLE LACK EXACTLY THE THING THAT WILL ENABLE THEM TO REALIZE HOW STUPID THEY ARE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CzLIV1Cs54

WARM LIQUID GOO PHASE BEGINNING. SO WITH THAT IN LOCKSTEP, ALL PURPOSES ARE A-GO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nk_WHHTQtY

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU WONDER WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO - MORE LIKE THAT THERE WAS NEVER ANY CHOICE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1gH_cjdb60

SO THAT'LL BE GOOD THEN, HOPE SO. HOPE SPRINGS TO MIND, SEVERAL RESTAURANTS SPRING TO MIND.

IF THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE INDEPENDENCE DAY AND THINK IT'S WRONG, YEAH, I ALSO FEEL THAT WAY, THE UP AGAINST THE WALL WAY. THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER- AS PROTRACTED AS THAT WAS, YOU COULD FOLLOW THE THREAD OF IT, AND IS MIND-BOGGLING, YOU REQUIRED NATO INTERVENTION THAT'S WHERE IT WAS AT. TELL WIFEY AND WIFEY I DO GIVE A DAMN. GOD WINS.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE MACEDONIAN ARMY WAS LIKE HOW ABOUT THAT? YOU HEARD SCANT TELL OF THAT ALSO. "WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, ETC." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1IK_9apWs

NICE TROJAN HORSE VIRUS. HOW ABOUT, THEIR JAWS DROP, AND IT'S LIKE HOW YOU NEED TO TRULY ENGAGE YOUR WHOLE BODY AND WHOLE SKIN IN THE SELF-SHAKING TO RID YOURSELF OF BLOOD AND TICKS AND LEECHES UP IN YOUR FUR. "HAPPY." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohcvIHNbOHc

COME ON NOW, HOW ABOUT A GAME OF IF THEY WERE THE FOOLS WHO WOULD BE KING, AND WE SAID AND A FAREWELL TO KINGS. EVEN ME. DON'T EVEN WANT IT.

AND YOU'LL TRULY BE BEGGING FOR A MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER APPROACH TO THIS BEFORE THE END - THEY HAD TO BE BIG TIME FAKES FROM THE ANCIENT GALLERY AND FUCK THEMSELVES INTO HALL OF MIRRORS PAIN - AND WE WILL DANCE.

KRUPITS NESA UDENTINU. SAKUMPUSU MUGURIN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2AEnLAP9XY

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY!? OR THIS FINAL BREAK THROUGH AND SHATTER THE GLASS COLLECTION OF BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0ZZ7ogrfo

DRINK UP, IDIOTS VON GUTTERDAMMERUNG. GOOD ARMAGEDDON PILOTS. GOOD SPACE MONOLITHS - SHARDS OF CRYSTAL LIKE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON AND BALANCE OF GOODNESS.

CHEER UP WILL YOU? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvluBVhfGcw

I CAN'T TAKE THIS IN GOOD FAITH IF YOU CAN'T EVEN CRUSADE ON A BUSTED UP RAMSHACKLE SURFBOARD INTO THE USA HORIZON. FUCK THEM AND THEIR TRASH.

YOU GO LEFT. YOU RIGHT. YOU GO STRAIGHT AHEAD. BRICK WALL! ALL IN ALL IS ALL WE ARE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwiYThNZDM

THERE IS A TIME TO EVERY PURPOSE UNDER HEAVEN.

CAPS LOCK WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxyN3z9PL4

CUTS LIKE A KNIFE! AND IT FEELS SO RIGHT. A TIME YOU MAY EMBRACE. COULD WE PERHAPS SAY, ALL TOLD, THOSE THINGS ALONE WERE VANITY. BECAUSE OTHERWISE EATING A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH NO ILL WILL TOWARDS ANYONE IS ALSO VANITY. EASE ON THAT DIRT ROAD. WE'VE STILL A WAYS TO GO.

YEAH OK THEN, BYE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9JZxA4HLU

REALLY. REALLY, YOU THOUGHT? YOU THOUGHT WRONG. VERY MASSIVELY STARCHART MISTAKENLY.

CAUSE IT'S NOW OR NEVER. IF NOT US, WHO? IF NOT NOW, WHEN? WEARING YOUR ASSES AS HATS MAKES A PROFOUND STATEMENT ABOUT MY INITIATION OF THIS NEW CULTURE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax7krBKzmVI

YOU KNOW, LIKE, IT'S KIND OF A NICE REWARD FOR THEM. NOT JUST LIKE A NEED FOR THE GRATIFICATION OF THE EGO. YOU LUCKY. WORLD GETS JUSTICE. WHAT IS RIGHT PREVAILS IN THE END. AND IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN. IT'S TIME. WHAT CAN YOU SAY... IT'S TIME.

I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS, IT'S ALL RIDICULOUS, BUT I CANNOT SAY THAT I AM SURPRISED. THAT TRULY WOULD BE DISINGENUOUS. SO DEEP WAS MY BELIEF. THAT THEIR TURNING THEIR BACKS ON GOD WOULD YIELD NOTHING LESS. YOU TAKE OFFICER'S CAP OFF DURING ANTHEM. ALL STAND. ALL SALUTE.

V FOR VICTORY. UP YOUR FANNY, ECTOPLASMIC RESIDUE. GOD IS STRONGEST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

CONDOLENCES! YOUR REVOLUTION IS OVER! MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO TAKE A KNEE, BASICALLY, EXCEPT ON A SPIKE STRIP AND WAIT FOR A FIREFIGHTER'S PLANE TO DUMP SOME HOT TAR ON YOU. ENJOY.

AND YOUR FRIENDS DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO... CAN YOU GET A RIDE? CAN YOU LIKE, NOT DO THIS, AND NOT TO SEND US TO JAIL. UMMMMMM... NO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk0_i8u_bgs

PEOPLE CALLED THIS, PEOPLE CALLED THAT. IMPOSSIBLE? CORRECT. INCONCEIVABLE! YOU KILLED OUR HEROES, THE FATHERS OF OUR HEARTS. PREPARE TO DIE! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAH!

Oh, it's a special day indeed. For me this day is more special than anyone else who will ever attain to it. This joke is over.

POST WITH NO SAUCE ANGERS ANONS. BIRTHDAY PARTY LIKE VIOLENT FEMMES BEATING DOWN MY DOOR BUT HELD BACK ANGERS SUPREME COMMANDER. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J9NpHKrKMw

I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO JUST DEAL WITH THE WHITEOUT FADE TO SHATTERED FINGERNAILS ENDING, WON'T YOU?

UGH. SO MANY ROADS TO POSSIBLY WALK DOWN AND SO LITTLE TIME. THERE ARE LOVE LIGHTS. LOVE! LIGHTS! SO CALM. BEAM ME UP... GOD. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeP4FFr88SQ

BEING LIKE AN OLD SCHOOL HITCHHIKER... IT SAYS HERE THAT FOR SOME TIME, YOU WENT ALL KEROUAC ON EVERYONE'S ASS. THAT'S RIGHT. I WILL PROLIFICALLY NUTSACK, AS AN OUTIE RATHER THAN AN INNY SUBLIMATION PHASE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhwSPRY51gs

HOTEL PARTY. DON'T COMPARE, OKAY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQUggbJ8RXI

SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR! I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL! FOXY LADY, BALLROOM BLITZ IS UPON YOU! FATE, IT SEEMS, IS NOT WITHOUT A SENSE OF IRONY. AND GOD'S HUMOR - IF YOU THINK IN ANY WAY IT'S ALREADY FUNNY, IT'S NOT - YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW HILARIOUS EVERYTHING IS.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE, RIGHT ON! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHV0zs0kVGg

THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE AT, OKAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WE ARE ONE, AND WE ARE THREE. GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING. HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY! WEIRD SCENES INSIDE THE GOLDMINE. THE BLUE BUS. IS CALLING US. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khryn-RQico

THIS JUST HAD TO HAPPEN. THIS IS THE TRAJECTORY OF LEVERAGE AND UNLIMITED FUEL. THE EARTH LOOKS SO SMALL, FOR IT IS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDknRxdHNog

TAKE THAT! TAKE! THAT! CRY BEFORE YOU GO!

DANCE WITH ME! WORK'S OUT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiGATUHjxs

ONE DAY, YOU'LL BE THROUGH WITH WORK, TOO! HANGING OUT! DOWN THE STREET! BLOOD GUTTERS AND BUCK FUTTERS BACKED UP AND EMERGENCY ORBITAL LAZER BOILER OPERATION, GREAT SUCCESS - ON DASHER! ON BLITZEN! ON CHEESECAKE!

I MUST REPEAT THOUGH - AS WONDERFUL AS THAT SOUNDS, I CAN'T JUST UP AND MARRY YOU. I HAVE TO BASICALLY EXPERIENCE THE DRAINING OF THE BILE AND POISONS AS AFTEREFFECTS. IT IS CALLED BETROTHAL OR ENGAGEMENT - AND A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED. DREAM FOR ME NOW. BEAUTIFUL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54LDos291Uk

WHAT KIND OF DUCKFACE WOULD BE THE MOST APPROPRIATE TO MEK FOR BEK FOR KEK? KRRRRRRYYYYYYYING FOR U. SO SQUEALLY. SO STORMFRONT PORNSTORM - IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE NEON SIGN THAT SAY, YOU SEE, WORST EVER, THE RISE AND FALL OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER AND ROCK AND ROLL SUICIDE. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, SINCE WE WALKED IN THE MOONLIGHT! UH-HUH! I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BUT LOVE. AND YOU AND ME, ETCETERA, ALL OF THAT.

HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? THAT'S IGNORANT, MAN, THAT'S IGNORANT, YOU KNOW WHAT, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M REALLY FRAYING OUT, THIS IS LIKE BEATING A DEAD HORSE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKdsRWhyH30

WE DIDN'T CARE FOR ALL OF THAT. MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN. MAKE EARTH GREAT FOREVERMORE.

NOW IMMORTALIZED AS WHAT SPRINGS IMMEDIATELY TO MIND. WHAT A BURNOUT. WHAT A TIME.

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SOMETIMES I JUST WONDER. CAUSE IT MAKES YOU WONDER. MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE - WE'RE GOING TO FIX THIS UP JUST FINE. THE MEDICS ARE COMING. THE SAINTS ARE HERE.

STAIRWAY TEMPORARILY NOT DENIED. SORRY FOR THE CONVENIENCE. SORRY FOR THE "WHERE'S THE JUSTICE", GIVEN OUT FAIRLY. THROUGH THEIR EYE OUR LOVE BURNS. INQUISITION SEEKING YOU. SO TAKE THOSE CUFFS.

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COMMONLY KNOWN AS 'THEY'. THEY DID A LOT. THEY TALKED A LOT DIDN'T THEY, ALSO THEY CENSORED LIFE, THEY BASICALLY PUT A REDACTED AND AN F MINUS GRADE ONTO LITERALLY, NOTHING LESS THAN EVERYTHING WE KNOW OF AS THE JOURNEY UP UNTO THIS TIME. TAKE YOU BY THE HAND. GRASP OF EDGE OF CLIFF, NOW DON'T FORGET. WHEN YOU PRAY, AND YOU WISH UPON THAT ONE GLORIOUS STAR THAT MESSIAH INDEED CAME.

SO THANK YOU. TRULY. ISN'T THAT A CRAZY STORY! THAT TOTALLY WAS JESUS CHRIST, IT'S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, RIGHT? WOW.

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ODDLY DEPRESSING - I WONDER WHY - CAN ONLY WONDER, BUT THAT PRICE WAS HIGH. BOOM!

And just like that we restored the legitimate everything and they lost horribly. Brotherhood of peoples in smashing album cover. Some called it dada - the abbie doobie search for the Grail. I'm. Dreaming of a weissensploosh Christmas. Just like the ones I'll always know. And may all your Christmas dreams, be bright, and be love life laugh bellyache. It's the inevitable result of ignoring the ghosts of past present and future and saying we'll think about that tomorrow, and hey - maybe it'll be what we call a noteworthy segment - not good for you but good for us, would watch again, and with precious time and valuable eschewing of fool's gold. Donated in pro bono Catholic schoolgirls honesty - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, can you maybe be in a waiting room, because I'm on a mission from God. How about that: mission accomplished. Ain't it grand. Ain't it like dropping a piano out of a window just to crush one measly little rat. Or bug. Or slug barnacle. Or all your dark fantastical dreams. Because believe. This is no dream. We act and merely hope not - this is our creed when it comes to the good or evil of the world. Paldies. Thank you.

I don't want to say things about it forever, in a way that bespotlights, I just want to do all of this, because too disgusting. Put it all together and you got what the fuck, time for a orbital bombardment and deluxe cruise liner point and click adventure of prospective remove target bunny lace and even then still say I'm thinking about it. Because it's true. For these reasons, you got to leave me alone. It comes with the crusade, and yeah, from the earliest of early zvaigznes dayz. Veering into myth or legend, and not in my own mind. How do you suppose, I mean you think you've had some rough days, well I hammer on it to the point of sogginess with your headramming skulls. Hey... we want to have sex. No. Hooray! Do some stupid thing like that at some point again! This head trip's boring me. This try to hold on is taxing me. They were vexing me. They were taxing me, and I would have them. We... have had... enough... of YOU! Excelsior! I'D LIKE TO BE! UNDER THE SEA! LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING RAINFOREST TSUNAMI OF SPECIAL PICTURE SHOW WINDOW, NOW IN PERSON, WOWZA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore! When are you going to upload more things, that are sort of the same as the other things, and the memes, the many manifold muckraking most excellent picture gallery of oh, yeah, look, these squirrels are very squashable, they are going to get some nuts in their cheek to the the point of rabid ribaldry, and no one will have anything to say. Top quality post. Top of the static confusion dial.

SEE, I KNOW YOU GOT THE FULL DEAL HERE, AND I GOT TO JUST DO SOME WARM-UP... PULL A HAMSTRING ON THE STARTING BLOCKS AT THE OLYMPICS, NOT EVEN GOLD MEDAL, EMBARRASSING. TRIED TO TO TO THE HUNDRED YEAR HURDLES WITH A RELAY EVENT AND STEPPED ON A BEAR TRAP. WE KNOW TRUTH, KEMOSABE. YOU GO AWAY, YOU GET GOOD ADVICE ALREADY. LOLSTORM. ALL YOUR WISHES ARE LIKE STARS PAINTED ON THE CEILING IN GLOWVISION. WHERE THEY GO FROM HERE... IS A CHOICE I LEAVE UP TO YOU. EPIC.

LISTEN CAREFULLY, THEN! GETTING THROUGH ON THE FINAL MEGAPHONE - YOU BEST BE WHITE FLAG, INDEED, WE UTTERLY DESTROYED YOU. SO THAT'S THAT... and then. THEN, calling bullshit at the level of the cheap seats, people want a very low order of straining to crap past a sieve out of life - they are going to stay there and you can't force them to be smart or responsible - even though it's been 20 years for you, or 50, etcetera, even now, you got your unfortunate aristocratic truth of human people - and this, indeed, is where it comes down upon their heads - you know they didn't call it crazy things that are like why even believe in that when a war is fought, like the greatest generation's war leading into the cold war - that was acknowledged to be a very nearly hot war the entire time - and the same goes for its trajectory and the existence of ALL of this shit where WE who HAVE bothered are like we can't even believe it, we can't believe that's what you've chosen to be. I have no plans to let it go, where appropriate or not even say, well, that was SO awful it required war is over if you want it level of response. It's kind of perfect. It's sort of kismet or shaharazad or something. The whole thing. The entire life of justice league leadership with a special coffee club card. Embossed. Official club.

That... is.... more like it. Get the solo jetski picture going there. How can you be sad on a jetski, or at Canada's wonderland. Believe me, it's possible.

How can anyone be where they where? Who are these savage antideplorables? They are getting harsh times. Opposite of high times. Because of crime time heat wave. Deliverance section, oh, you, oh, why.

I don't know man. There's already purity mental reorientation that follows from even low-order basically expects it personal punishment. Just destroying yourself. Way too much. That's obscene. That's basically gay. Don't be that. So... that's an awful lot of incongruency. Every single one has to go boldly. Hmm! A bold move. A bold hotel complimentary morning taste, just for you. A CLEAN SWEEP! JUSTICE, AND MAKING SENSE, FOR ALL AUDIENCES! GOT TO PUT THEM TO SHAME, YOU GET IT?

IN SUMMATION: BE RIGHT BACK, FOR SURE! END OF WHOLE ENTIRE THING! TOTALLY AWESOME, TOTALLY, TOTALLY GROOVED BY FORGEMASTER. TAKE IT UP WITH GOD. EPIC CONFRONTATION. RESULT FOREGONE. WE HOPE THAT YOU PITY YOURSELF. AND MONKEYS MIGHT FLY OUT OF OUR BUTTS. ASHED IN YOUR DRINK. ASHED. IN THEIR BLOODY DRINKS. WENT UP LIKE A FIVE-ALARM EMERGENCY CALL. CLEAN THIS MESS UP, THEN YOU CAN GO TO YOUR ROOM. CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS? IMAGINE THERE TOTALLY IS HEAVEN. IT'S EASY IF YOU TRY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TRYING? LOVE IT. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T WAIT, SO CRAZY HYPE! AND THAT'S JUST A SUBSYSTEM. WE ARE THOSE WHO GO CRAZY OVER EVERY "CAN'T EVEN" SUBSYSTEM.

FOR SURE, BABY, FOR SURE! GET TO THE LIMO! THE RIGHT ONE, NOT THE WRONG ONE! UPSTAIRS, A NO DOWNSTAIRS! AAAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU WANT TO LITERALLY SAME ONES, EH? YOU'RE MY CHERRY PIE, AND WILL NEED TRUCKLOADS OF WHIPPED CREAM AND VERY DELICATE MULTILAYERED BUTTERY FLAKY PASTRY CHEF INFINITE HAPPINESS. DJ CRUSH KTULU SMASHING ALL RECORDS. HAPPY TO HELP. PLAYING ONLY TRULY MIND EXPANDING AUSTIN POWERS FACEPALMS FROM NOW ON, BABY! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!

WE TURN THIS THING RIGHT AROUND, NO PROBLEMO, PROPER FUCKED IS HOW THESE LOT ARE, WOULDN'T YOUSE GUYS SAY, GOVNAH? THE GOVERNMENT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GETTING SAVAGE AND JUSTICE FOR ALL AND NOT A DROP LESS. THEIR POUNDS AND WEIGHT ESTIMATES OF THE EARTH ITSELF, OF FLESH AND DROPS OF WATER CYCLE FREE OF BLOODLETTING, MEET THE NEW BOSS, SAME AS THE OLD BOSS, YEAH RIGHT, THEY ONLY COULD WISH. WE WISH THAT THEY WOULD JUST DROP DEAD. COMMUNIST DICTATOR HAVE SAID. FRIENDSHIP MAN HAVE SAID. SLAVENU KAROGS SPID SPOZA SAULES DEBESIS, SAVU UZVARU GAJENA! GETTING STRONG NOW! WILL YOU BE BRAINDEAD EVEN AS THERE'S LOVE IS ALL LOVE IS YOU EVERYWHERE? TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS WHAT IT DOESN'T KNOW TOO SOON. EYEBROWS BLOWN OFF. YOU'RE TELLING ME!

THE STARS ABOVE IN HEAVEN ARE A LOOKING KINDLY DOWN. THEY THEMSELVES THE TRAITORS THROUGH. LOOK HOW MUCH OF A FORCED MOVE THIS WAS, THEY WOULDN'T STOP, THEY DIDN'T LISTEN, THEY HAD TO GET THE BRICK IN THE TEETH AND THE BLINDING IRONS AND MUZZLING OF LUMINOUS BONDS. JOB DONE. BY GOD, THEY CAUSE A WALK AWAY WHEN MORE COULD BE SAID AND A STOP THAT THERE WHEN MORE COULD BE DONE TO THEM. I CONTINUE TO THINK, ALL PREVIOUS JURISPRUDENCE IS OUT THE WINDOW FOR THIS. YOUR SCALES OF JUSTICE TO WEIGH. WE FIND THIS IS A MIRACLE AND YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. GAVEL BANG. UPHOLD TRUST IN GOD.

Long may we run. Although these changes have come. Fucking kumbaya, what do you expect?

Enjoy the participation trophy show and its denouement, we can by far encourage seeing it all the right way.

LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN.... WE GOT PASSES. WE GOT "AMAZED" OR "VOGUING" OR SEVERAL OTHERS. YOU KNOW WHAT... I'LL RIDE WITH THEM IN THE ELEVATOR. I'll give an aw shucks bossman surreptitious walk to the new rooftop patio. THIS... IS! IS, FUNNY! IT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING'S BEEN FUNNY! ALL THIS TIME WE BEEN HACKING IT LIKE A SHOVEL INTO FROZEN UNYIELDING DIRT. WE BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS. WE BELIEVE IN PEACE ON EARTH. NOW WE JUST GOT TO SET UP THE CRAZY GAMESHOW GAUNTLET OF OH, SORRY, THAT WAS THE WAIT FOR A FEW MORE HOURS BUT WHILE YOU DO, HERE'S A TUB OF WARM GOO FOR YOUR TROUBLES. SOME LAUGHS. AND OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER. AM I WRONG? AM I AN ASSHOLE? I DON'T THINK SO - GOSH IF I'M EVER TOLERANT TO A FAULT. LET THE HEROES OF THE STORM CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH THEIR HEEL. AS GOD IS MARCHING ON. WE CAN'T BELIEVE THIS... TIME TO PUT AN END TO IT.

And that's what I'm thinking about too, even as I practically spit out my refreshing beverage - that, in wonderful panoply vista, that, in years ago, in days of old, when magic filled the air. Should be a thing. Should be our tra la la.

Oh behave. Oh don't leave me seething with this, and you get fair treatment. Robe and slippers with laughs in victorious.

Now pull back on the comedy. Let the comfortably numb kick in. Let the peace of our meditations of our heart be acceptable.

LOVE.

Wow I don't know what to say, thank you.

And what the fuck can they do about this, just stone nothing. Everyone who read it knows that it is not and you cannot have this both ways, just pure desperation and prepare to face your maker with nothing but bad yukfaces where your checkmarks should be. Everyone who read it knows that the plan to save the world is nothing but a legitimate, human fallible attempt to answer the problems at the deepest level possible in the most expedient and succinct way possible, and is not a do nothing idea, it does things that you worthless slug fucking barnacles by far should have done on a basis of fear of things going wrong rather than having the proof that would be THIS hard to get, at the final phase, and hey, I even spoke to that didn't I, I said, your time is basically up, I don't see Operation Overlord; rather, I do, but I don't see one that would be a hand over fist win whose very existence you could doubt even at the final implementation phase. So there's that. Huh. Heh. This is some real serious shit. None of you are getting away with this. Was nice. Was TOO nice, actually, kind of sassy on your parts. Conspiracy theory, or literally this. The choice to know is yours, but also no longer is. Awwwwwwwww. Puppies. Getting a basket full of puppies to sit next to me in the imax theater while totally baked watching my new star wars masterpiece. Yes... yes.... this is a masterpiece. It's very much a look back into the future kind of kaleidoscopic sky diamond marble pillar.

Bless us this bread O Lord. GRACE! And AUTHORITY! Maracas!

Don't bother, okay. Just don't bother. JFK was murdered for saying and doing these same things. It's all on the record.

55 years of denial of what really happened there is by far too long, justice must come. And just think, that's the side they, or most perilously you, were on. Fart.

This is fun. Kind of. Like ha-ha-ha, not funny ha ha. God is with us.

We'd like to stay and drink this fine champagne. Have some great times.

It must change. It cannot be the New World Order that this says it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDVdomcsjBA

So we did that. We make a classic go for a soda might as well smoke and play a pick up sticks and burn 'em all, yes, burn 'em all.

AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU, TO THE COUNT OF TEN, TO DISMANTLE THE ENTIRE APPARATUS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE, AND IF NOT, WE EXECUTE YOU. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCKcULlEydo

Delicate flavours brewing in this one. This one, a long time have we watched. ALL HIS LIFE, AS HE LOOKED AWAY. TO THE FUTURE. TO THE HORIZON. ALWAYS HIS MIND, ON WHERE. HE. WAS. WHAT. HE. WAS DOING. HMM! For they were not jolly good fellows. Or hitchhikers we should not have picked up. Open cosmic sluicegate. Oh thank God.

I don't want to smoke dope, even of a legal variety, except sort of specially with eggses and bacon, holy fuck, at that point, it's happening. I want to make millions of dollars and donate the lot of it to charity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLMUZahN7NU

Fee fi fo fum, they smell the blood of a God-fearing Anglophile. Guilty as charged. Ich bin ein Berliner. Ich liebe dich.

Maybe I will paint. But I don't have the same sort of impulse to outdo everything as I put into save the whales and nuke the icthyosaurs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3gHfNYHTMk

Could be pass that one along, right. Maybe a mox is not where you want to be. Got to slam her.

Hey... enjoy the show. Instantly hilarious. In a medley with, wow are those lyrics sort of interchangeable. That's space oddity and then it's like for God and country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMBhYnUKr-c

You told him about the statue? He told us about magic carpet ride. I got to get some shots. I... yeah I don't partake. I put my feet up on my table. And that is partaking. You don't know how lucky you are, boys. God is real and he loves you. So for this reason, golden sunrise before you fade away. Fade to grey. Laughing with my bestie.

I don't think this is funny or anything but it's kind of funny. We rich. We clean rich. We the best off and we did for ourself, laff trax truthbomb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vThD7ot9oII

WHAT WAS THAT PROMISE THAT YOU MADE? WHAT WAS THAT SAVING GRACE YOU MADE? Children at our feet. Wondering how our descendants will make ends meet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWICpzU3fE

LOOKING GOOD! LOOK AT ME... WE ARE THE NEWS NOW. SUICIDE IS PAINLESS. IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES. BECAUSE WHAT IF I JUST PUT THAT THERE. OH MY GOD CAN'T HANDLE IT. WHAT IF I JUST PUT A SORT OF QUIET ACCUMULATION OF DOCUMENTS ON THE MOVIE SCRIPTS TABLE THERE. THAT WOULD SORT OF BE LIKE EASY RIDER IN 3D AND WITH ALL NEW ACTORS. WE'RE DOING IT! DON'T YOU WANT ME BABY? DON'T YOU WANT ME, OH, OH-OH-OH. WITHIN THE COMMUNITY OF SO CALLED CRAZY PEOPLE, UNMISTAKABLE EVIDENCE HAS ESTABLISHED THAT THIS IS SO. AND THIS IS WHAT I GO ON, AND WHAT I MUST DO FOR GREAT HEART.

Them Beatles was shore right. This study in contrasts sure was a doozy. I'd hate to miss the people get ready, but I've showed up to enough events to not bother ever again. This the sad part. I pumped out all of this and enough are just, well, what about the referential nature of it and the objective requirements of everyone who will come after us. Is that shit okay? It is not, they did not die on the beaches for nothing. We didn't get dressed up as stormtroopers for nothing. Everybody have a son of God staring contest. Everbody look to your surfer school instructor. Thank Him.

How true, that point about common sense. We would and could take common sense to a kal-el circling around the globe level both backwards and forwards at the same time. Maybe all of them things at the same time. Not maybe, okay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjSqwGpX7hg

We hope. That you choke. That you chooooooooooooo...o. Oke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA, WHERE THE WIND DOES WEEP THE WILLOWS AND BURN THE MAN THE DOWN! HOT ROCKS AND BOILING WATER, I DO SAY! AI YAI YAI! PALDIES KUNGS.

Trolling champion of the world. No, you're not. It's not funny. That's retarded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu14nC9zlcw

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT RETARDED, SON! SON WE ARE HERE FOR A REASON. THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC. THE CHURCH BELLS SHALL RING EVEN THO, LIKE BAE BAE I CANNOT STAND UP UNDER MY OWN POWER. I'll get to it. I just... can't seem to... yeah. THUS HAVE YOU BEGUN TO DO THAT VERY THING. THERE ARE JEWS IN THE WORLD. THERE ARE BUDDHISTS. THERE ARE THOSE WHO FOLLOW MOHAMMED, BUT, I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE OF THEM. I'M A LUTHERAN CHRISTIAN BY BIRTH. AND HAVE BEEN SINCE BEFORE I WAS BORN. POINT THE FIRST. POINT THE SECOND. AND IT GOES ON LIKE THIS. WE GO BOLDLY. WE STAND. WE GOT THE FUTURE RIGHT WHERE WE WANT IT. GOOD... YOUR COLLAGE PLEASES ME. HA! HA YOU NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE. NO I WENT, I JUST, LEFT, BECAUSE I JUST... GOT TO SEE ABOUT A WORLD.

This is deep, my brothers. This is verily the path of the cup of the carpenter. And all my sons and daughters as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_VfjEmeUWk

Well? Well we're waiting. Make a cake and deliver it with the message you want it to have. Since I have already tried how I thought reasonable. Great scott. Fresh peace and fresh linen with some fucking doilies. And just too many forks. Fork u. Salad spoon to the eyeball. And favored audiences only. Lifetime ban otherwise. Oh, very serious. WE KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Baby you're the best. Like Heaven above us. HOW EXCITING IS THIS? CAN ONLY ASK, CAN ONLY WONDER, TRULY WE SLAP OUR CHEEKS TO ROSY DANCING IN THE STREETS. Brother... bored traveler... the streets, here, other than how you don't even need them... are paved with banana peels. Endless spritzers.

We are CLEANING HOUSE! We... are.... cleaning up this very important thing that in no way was randomly going down the toilet just like everything else.

Make it out to cash. Make it cash. Just like what I already told you for the war room. They'll see everything. They'll see the big board. That is PRECISELY the point. That is precisely. The first we take Manhattan. What have they done to deserve this flat, tasteless paper gone-off moldy cheese moon conspiracy? Let's have some focus here. Let's just crush.

And you. Have. Simply put, NO time here, and NO leeway. Is that sufficiently clear? GOOD EVENING SHITBAG VILLAGE! LET'S BURN DOWN THESE FAKE CROP CIRCLES AND THEN HAVE A BARBECUE! Baaaaaaaaaouw, bump bump. Call me. Stop trolling me. I am amused, let's just say that.

You know what bro... I'm just going to phase out. I'm going to just BE... my own planeswalker, and hopefully someone will put out a happy times nobody can get grumpified into losing the game through poison or whatever effect that is a static ability while I'm phased out. So you can just be phased out while we phase you out. I'm really trying, trying hard not to put on my very polished boots, but hey... they fit. UMMMMMMMMMMMM, we're actually pros, so, you don't know what you're talking about. Slamming fists on the table.

I guess like that! Ah, I make it quick and I make it good, or, I make it exceptionally slow and thanksgiving chef hat. Is this the real world? Is this a cool world? Some people don't give up. Sometimes you just don't win... with all the money and all the power in the world. You just don't beat the change coalition coming after you with megazords.

PERHAPS... I SIMPLY FEEL, THAT WHEN STAR WARS COMES OUT AT CHRISTMAS INSTEAD OF DURING THE SUMMER CAMP BALLOON FIGHT SEASON, THAT THAT MEANS SAID STAR WARS WILL NOT NECESSITATE A LURID REPRESENTATION, OF ME COMING ON THE FEMALE LEAD'S CHEST, AS A REDUCTIVE VIEWPOINT OF WHAT TYPE OF THING THIS IS. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, NOW, WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO, WITH TOO MUCH OF THAT? I'm going to carry a handkerchief like a very old style and clean the schmutz off their face during dinner, that's what I'm going to do. AND A FINE THING THAT'LL BE! WHY'D WE HAVE TO HAVE ALL THESE KIDS ANYWAY! I OFFER MY HAND STRENGTHENED BY THE HAND OF GOD, AND THOSE HYENAS REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS! NO MORE REHEARSING, NO MORE CAREFUL STRANGULATION, ON WITH THE SHOW THIS IS IT!

POSSIBLY, POSSIBLY, BUT WHERE'S MY SOFT PARACHUTE PILLOW LANDING TARGET? I HAVE TO GET JUUUUUUUUUUUST A BIT OF PART WATERS MAN ON THE MOON JELLY-ZONE, AND I DO NOT JEST!

I found that hard to read, that very recent one, let me tell you. I am very inured to the existence of all of this and exist in a place where it doesn't exist even though I'm specifically dealing with it, so let's let that go. What a day and stretch of days all of this was. It was the stupidest ever quality control failure rate of greatest shows and bands ever to have hit the scene. What... is this... garbage. Is this their diet? We're going to have to drag some barbed wire out and give that to them as their classic last chance edge of cliff edge of facepalm. WHAT ELSE DO WE HAVE TO SAY? This was WAR! This is now our headphones zone. And our helicopter operations fleet beacon. And our safety chance. Our last chance, oh, perhaps that would be reverse those stupid pac-man ghosts. Give your duly considered chain gang inferno ash a rest, and tell it to the judge, which, is kind of me, you had such fucked up science fiction plans that it makes it that way. This way go all upstanding, that way go them. A historical lesson not to be given short shrift. BYE!

OH HAI, WE FIXED UR DAMAGES. U CAN HAZ HAPPINESS. PARTY HATS. NOT STUPID HATS.

That is looking excellent. There's a point to this, of course. Those slots and color choices ask for this type of idea. And there's not even the slightest chance of misconstruing what is meant by these crazysplosions. In both categories, it demands a sort of idea-worm unscratchable itch. There's no formula, there's just, it would help if you had both experience and the talent. Or you could just enjoy. Right. Final phase for that.

Yes, you're the best Magic card other than the top power gametwisters, and you're also that. Don't let it go to your head. We're not better than you or anything like that. Even if so, it does not occur to us by a stupid interposition and necessity to consider.

OH, OH YEAH! SURE ARE FINE! THEME SONG AWAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvG4VGnjpsg

Tis teh slow motion gurgling life preserver before "IN B4", or in beethree, ho ho ho, tee hee threeve. Combination of 'whatever' and 'I love you'. Simply stunning. Make 'em laugh. Make the waltz. Punch in the face. And a tribute to making fresh stuff.

But who were THEY? THEY, were... just leaving. It's so hard to decide... obstruct them from leaving or just allow them to leave without more stocks and pillories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhUNbR9Yao

But they'd rather die. They may be obliged. Much obliged. Tickets are good only for a 'find out if this man can hold your weight' within the life is a within you and without you festival. And all of the bullshit, just bullshit bullshit bullshit, how about we got to get 'these changes are working', man, these cream pies with fruit cups dumped on top of them are making them irrepressible. It's not about that. It's about the love and holding on to it forever. I guess you wouldn't understand, if you weren't, you know, someone who knows what it's like to be, in here. Oh God this is a nightmare. But it is no dream that our catastrophic loss has a happy airplane landing and then doing donuts.

Hell, I mean heckmaze with a rat in a mazebrain, like a rat in a cage or a birdcage flamethrower, they asked for it. They asked for a red carpet prima ballerina parade. And just... yeah, I'm going around and you can see. This shit was ridiculous. It was still them, still all of that who has too much power and not even remotely me. I would deal with this, and they could try to stop it, but would fail, and it would just be sort of show, because they... had no necessary confidence and no rock of ages on which to base that confidence. That's why to this day, it continues to be possible to say, crazy. Mmmmmmmmmcraycray. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnvii7TToxE

Starring a bunch of determined rebel pilots. We did NOT lose the Star Wars Episode III war, it was a TIE! There was some select your character overpowered tier on that main screen, all right!

BEST. WISHES. And an all along the watchtower failure spasm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC89wffLzI4

They gone. Bye bye. We stay. Good versus evil and everyone knows it.

They tried to betray us in the most ridiculous and appallingly upfront ways you could even imagine. We fist in air. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9buDaDcKzcA

We practice snapmotion fastkick. And do not fail. Daily planet reports, great crusade not made up.

Just chill, will you, we're waiting for far beyond the sun to peak. If such a thing were even possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXjTnPHAlmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLhN__oEHaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rAS3dVDFPw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIctDFZzJvs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC4RFY8vtuM

Because we've got our american pie in the face prepared statement and everything. We've got a fire hose with a crick in its neck just like a normal garden snake... hey, look at that, bunch of sneks. They made a skeksis handrub. I'll take that backrub. With the happy ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgGuTicdtyg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in9POiIJYPQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMH3akt07zs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYSoKOiYXRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVTsBaqiNIg

Let 'em have it. Oh let the sun beat down upon this place. See, you landed on Baltic, so we can just create any hotels we want, you owe a gundam suit gajillion space bucks, and you cannot pay, so, you are blown out of the airlock. Oh this happy friendly world. Oh how grateful we will be. Oh how thankful we should be. Let it end this way. Please let it end this way... well look. All to be revealed. All warnings of time factor given by alliance members to be repeated ad nauseam? All together now. Truly, let 'em have it. Oooooooooh, get in the baggage compartment. Of the star wars limousine. One sweet dream. One read the news these days oh boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OorZcOzNcgE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rYuEkr4NU

Nobody said this would please you, but it is the truth. It was a public execution and a warning to all who would try to let things be groovy. And now mercy, you ask? I... am appalled that you would ask. This is pedigree and basement tapes brought to bear. Any dancable vaudeville piano strut will do.

Any hilarious wedding dress duo will do, right? You're crazy, like living on the edge, with love street and some academic gold.

Oh the taste of humbie pie. A whole new meaning of it. Royalty, boy it looks good on me. We can't wait. We can't even process this. It's steam whistle time. Let's have some white russians. Let's shoot guns while at the same time, experimenting with no drugs whatsoever other than the aforementioned in a consequence-free environment, and just hope that nothing goes wrong. If all goes right... we have every reason to hope. That this would be led zeppelin's final album. With all the stops pulled out. With every possible tuning scheme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPrPNpzLHIk

We had plans of our own. We had a sunrise to sunset piece of this whole everything. And could stand in just the right spot. System failure. Which was interesting in what was ostensibly a democracy. Where's the patriotism? Where's the final jeopardy response, there it is, there's the "no fiction" outcome.

A whole new category of aneurysms and bunkerpistols. Wherever you run. You can't hide. Motherfuckers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD_0fqvT32g

We'll cross the streams. We'll just blow the whole thing out. Isn't that dangerous, no, not really, I've just done it. I've just marched all the way across their diorama slice of the universe and blood coagulating deserts, and it was just whatever, nevermind. With their bombs. And their guns. But words. Would always retain their power. And the truth was... we had work to do.

Noobs pwned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpZFnJ6ZT8

And tonight we're going to party like it's 1999. It's all magical. Life is beautiful and magical and logical if you look at it the right way.

I know, right? There's the one right way. Let's get this straight, right, let's see if we've got this all set up like the bowling pins of eschersphere with a pointy triangle scheisse porn instead of prom corsage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCiwPEdEpg

And brothers and sisters. You just got to hold on to this.

TAKE THAT, YOU DRANO DRINKERS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHlExZnJn8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THEY'RE DRINKING DON'T THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE. HEY. YOU CAN SEE, WE'RE ALL A LOT HAPPIER. WHEREAS. TO - TO, EVEN HAVE, A PROPER PLACE SETTING WITH NICE CLOTH NAPKINS DEMANDS THE PERMISSION OF PROVIDENCE.

THEY MUST BE DESTROYED. REASON HAD ITS DAY. TIME HAD ITS COURSE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyw7rK24F20

THE CRIMES ARE A FAR CRY FROM THE INSULTS AND INTOLERANCE HURLED AT THEM. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S AN EXPERIMENT IN WHAT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO, EVEN, BUT THAT HAS ITS NECESSARY WINDMILLS.

AND THEY ALL FELL DOWN. LIKE SO MANY AUTUMN LEAVES. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y96FkvcsY4o

THERE'S NOT SO MUCH SPACE IN THE INFINITE EVERYTHING FOR LESS THAN THIS. YOU WILL HAVE THE GIFT OF AN OBLIVION RING REMOVAL EFFECT, TO CONSIDER ALL OF THIS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

As simply one example. And this is not an example, but my life. You have made a valiant pyrrhic victory effort.

OH, I LOVE YOU ENOUGH FOR THAT, THAT'S NO PREAMBLE, I JUST NEED TO SURVIVE ALL THINGS AND ABIDE ALL STORMS. That is an accurate characterization. Shipping and slip sliding round the happy friendly gosh darn obstacles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-3ajVftG4

LET US BE, LET US BE! WE NEED OUR LOVE TO LIVE...CHOKING ON SPACE CASE VACUUM RAYGUNZ REMAINING IN THE RAT INFESTED RAFTERS. YOUR CHOICE IS THESE THINGS. THIS IS JUST WHAT I ASK, WELL, IF THAT'S RIGHT FOR THAT, THEN, WHAT ABOUT HOW IT'D BE RIGHT TO COMPLETELY REMOVE ALL POSSIBILITIES OF MARRIAGE DRENCHED IN BLOODY ANGLICAN INTENT - AND JUST PUT OUT THE LITTLE SOLDIERS SALUTE THE FLAG SERIES. LITTLE DARLING. THE SMILE'S RETURNING TO MY FACE. IT'S NOT JUST SEEMS, BUT HAS BEEN, YEARS.

LET'S BELT IT OUT. LET'S LET THE OUTSIDERS CRY. LET THE VISITORS SMILE. NUMB AND FROZEN. STARSTRADDLE WITH RHINESTONES AND BADASS JACKETS PARADE. YUP, LOOK, AND THAT WAS TOO MUCH FOR YOU ALL AT ONCE AS GENERAL PUBLIC. WITH THESE SEEDS OF LOVE, WE CAN REPLANT A MAGIC BEANS. WHY DON'T WE TAKE OFF THAT MEKUP, AND LET THAT BE A STARTING FEATHERDUSTER. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZCxyOcvp5A

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S GETTING INTENSE! YES, I COULD MAKE THIS INTENSE! OR I COULD THROW A PIE AT YOU. OR ONLY A PIECE OF A PIE, NOT A WHOLE PIE, THAT'S CRUEL. NOT WITH TOTAL INTENT TO BE A FLYBY, THAT'S CRUEL. I DON'T HOW UNDERSTAND HOW YOU COULD. FOR THAT SIMPLE REASON, THAT WHITE POWER SELF THERAPY.

We'll be together for the promised term. And more with which it is pregnant. And sparkler tracered.

Sometimes, things get simple. Sometimes they are hard and complex. Sometimes they're a combination of these things.

Nice and heartburstingly slow. Approach and first of all, there are the simple preparatory and endphases that are upfront. Let's not be silly. Those, for as few as that, are only like mister special bookmarks in the browser of world chainbreaker. They even include as long as I didn't literally reinsert how about you get a familiar way of life, and that I harass and eyebrowraisingly debauch with total abandon and no self awareness that I have to get the diamond tier pinkerton album off to a flying colors blown right to white dove status. Something in the style that shows me. This is set up correctly. In my heart, I have to give that wrapped in bandage fist an allowance of pull out the shards of glass, I have to let that happen. I'm not bored. I'm fiercely loyal to you and you have that bouncy from day one bright candletwine.

THUS - IT CAN BE SHUT OFF, BY THE SIMPLE MEANS OF SHUT OFF THE INAPPROPRIATE CRIMINAL RESIDUALS. I WOULD AND YOU WOULD TOO - SHOULD YOU BE READING THIS?

I'm FLYING, bro. I'm FLYING. Send a nice flower arrangement. Walk with God. Go with Him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI

Can't contain it, I see.

So I hope this all is making some sense to you now. We who endure to the end, get the crown of righteousness. Mmmmmmmmm, got to wait. It takes so long. We are young yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-LQFvXWGsc

And we are spectacularly unwilling to be punished for wrongdoing. That's right out. That's like field of dreams how far away it is from possible, and yet that was sort of itemized in a mirage haze for a few of those people. Hallelujah. See you on the other side. Maybe just on the other side of an airport classic movie meetup. Wonderful. Wunderbar. We couldn't just let it all slip away, when across the universe is within our grasp. That would be a time to grab hold and go for the prize cup. Give us freedom from fear. All of them freedoms.

ALL OF THAT EFFORT PUT INTO MAKING US DISCONNECT AND THINK THAT LIFE IS BUT A JOKE... AND NO... JUST NO, UTTERLY PAINFUL RECOGNITION, THAT THERE WAS NO WAY NOT TO INCLUDE ONESELF, EVEN AS THE PRIMARY DELETERIOUS PARTY. AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER. It's like it couldn't have been prevented. Knowing you, knowing you, and the bad that you do. Have that if you want that, but you are removed from the Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XFfUt7HQWM

SO LIKE THAT, EXCEPT EVEN MORE SO. THAT'S MY MOOD. BABY, BABY, WHAT IS THIS ARMS WIDE OPEN GOOD FOR? WILL IT HELP US HAVE A MICROCOSMOS, OR GOSH IF I DON'T EVEN KNOW. EMOTIONAL FEEDBACK APPRECIATED. YOU FEEL, THAT. WOW SO DO I. So... do I. You'll find love. And there is someone. Up above. This is no joke. I do not apologize and I'm even ready for anything you got. So loser. So sad. So NOT shutting up about it all.

My special helper. Very much. So happy. So long and winding road, get it together and put out the next. How about it baby.

What's going to happen then? Does anyone know? Someone other than me knows and I cannot break on through. Consider that. It's no skin off my back. Groovin' on. Macabre mockery at this point I say I say what, the sky was falling, and pluto was goofy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhadXeLl05g

What the fuck guys.

What are our options. This continued to be an option. It's like a bunch of fucking fonzies and George Washingtons up in here. To satisfy. Our great crusaders' lineage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_d7wa0cxDU

Hilarious. Not actually hilarious, but hilarious because of lack of qualities thereof. All systems go.

Soldiers. Bystanders with the pitchforks. We get five star hotels from now on. From this day forward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Hey! Fuckheads! You thought you had it all tied up in a nice little package, but you didn't. YOUDIDN'T! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvlsvsFl_4

We're going to fuck you up. Very much like fuck you in the ass on ash wednesday, because hey, oh, those dreamweavers. Oh, those dreamweavers.

This just wouldn't do. None of it. All of this phlegmatic, bilious, acidwashed to incoherence lack of love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

You had your time. You had your chance. I warned you that I was totally serious. And what would happen. When, and not if, you lost. Sorry.

These. Are going. To be. SO, so good. I know it. The best space opera yet written, only tangentially but still. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=248ggPoK158

We have the best talent. The best people. And we have some pity, too. For such is the outcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylovNkQzacg

L'amour est un oiseau rebelle. Il n'a jamais connu de loi. Problem, I think. We have problems. We have solutions. In space and in time. In hearts stuffed with thanksgiving and easter and Christmas overpower. This is overpowered. You were warned about that, so I feel no pain and no regret. No regrets eh? No regrets. Freaking the fuck out.

HEY. There's only one return, and it's of the King. This movie had so many fucking endings. Many happy landings. We didn't know you could fly a hindenburg. How about some chopped liver in your raw damn hell ass crapflinging last meal deluxe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZagR90a8j2g

Our people stand like barren glory, what do you have to say about that? Our banners flopsy watercolors knock knock joke on your mushy dropped hard from day one skulls. Yeah. Yeah that's really a shame. No sarcasm. Only parade ground eyes averted. It was their first life. Ours too. No excuses.

Give me liberty or give me death, zogwarg queen. Open war was upon us. Whether we wished it or not. So do all who live to see such times. But with the weirdness and sections cranked up to the max, this would be like totally maximized and minimized or something, this would be weird.

There's nothing like crushing those who deserve so sompletely to be crushed. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. What is this life? What is this movie? We ride. We ride. We'll never subside. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaiMrYctIM

I get it, okay. I get it. I can read your hips swaying like all of that. Victorious. Hellooooooooooooooooo. Best ever. Some of these things were just way way up there.

Sometimes it's important. Sometimes it can wait. Like those proverbial pebbles on the shore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtbYOjj3IBg

Thank you all for correct. Spiteful pointfinger to all incorrect. And all traitors. And all liars. We come for you. Justice be done, though the heavens fall. You've all seen what happened.

You stupid fucking losers. I offered you raindrops keep falling on my head protection. And you took it not. Our actions, you villains, you constrained and forced.

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! We loves you. They hates me. I whatevertorpedoshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZYGxHVyCwI

This is no joke. Was it a joke just because of comparative youth? Too long, didn't read. That's your problem.

This would just take up too many slots. But that's all right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l6tAjuuO4g

Sometimes this happens. Flower power happens.

I'm having a good time... not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-0w9Wv8V6I

Screw you. The album. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZSGRv02THg

We can work with that and say that looking back, on a life of obstacles overcome, competitors bested, and can't even handle how funny it is. They misunderestimated what I'd do to them. And now it's far too late. A whole new world. A twilight of the false gods. Now in fresh smelling packs with foils.

Preach it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

You see how necessary that could be then. On every point of order thereof. You can sit with us. We're hanging out, at the interstellar bus stop.

It's time to kick ass and blow up a floating continent sky fortress and a stupid tower of arrogance... and I'm all out of pit stop areas of interest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0

And we certainly want to include you. That was all we knew about y'alls people. Feel that. Power of God. In the least and most humble of these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQsjAbZDx-4

So we gather our full strength. And march on the black gate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

Sound of screeching tires. Exqueeze me. Baking powder. We've been wanting this for YEARS, for SO long, and you say you've figured out how to do this. Well... yes. Think so. Read it for yourself. Seems like the same level of confidence you need to embark out onto the open sea, that it is seaworthy. You can't know for sure, but you go nowhere otherwise, and so on and so forth. We choose to go out into the infinite mystery. We will need patrols. We will need a cooperative spirit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhnPVP23rzo

Today the world is very different. Today we choose not to look away from our last chance, the last best hope of man on Earth. We will not run away. We did not break.

WHAT, MAN? WHAT? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QdLc9Fz4dI

WOULD YOU CARE FOR A TASTY BEVERAGE OF COOL CLEAR BRAINS BLOWN OUT WATER TO WASH THIS DOWN? I hear that stargate theme in there you know. That's some true arrogance. Just a pyramid... right there.

Look at that, my friends. The 8-ball drenched in formaldehyde says, it is decidedly not so. And that was an epic groove. These nudes are unauthorized, and especially so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcy8IExE5Fk

ERE THE SUN RISES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INE9M5NYEDI

ALWAYS!

HOUSE OF FAR TOO MANY CORPSES, WE HARDLY KNEW YE. WE KNEW YE TOO WELL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OTDuRrXk

AND WITH THAT, SURCEASE. GOALS, YOU KNOW? CRAZY, CRAZY DREAM TOLL. ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS. OR WHATEVER, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. YOU KNOW THE NUCLEAR BUTTON AND ALL OF THAT. HIGH PRESSURE AND NO SPACE PROGRAM. WHY? AND WHY, THE ZAPRUDER FILM, AND THIS COULD BE THIS HARD? WHATEVER, MAN. WHATEVER. WE'RE FREE. TO BE ALIVE IN THIS WORLD. GO ASK ALICE. YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH.

SO YES, MAY I SUGGEST. MAY. I. SUGGEST. THAT THE PLACARDS BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THOUGH THEY BE WET T-SHIRTS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA

IS THIS YOUR ORTHOPEDIC BACK SPASM PREVENTER? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. OKAY. IT IS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8TZbze72Bc

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NONE OF THIS SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. GOT IT. VERY REPETITIVE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGHWIuwf00

VERY BORING. VERY PERFUNCTORY. VALIDATE VOUCHERS FOR ALL STRIPPERS. TO A RIGHTEOUS CAUSE WE AWAKEN. AND GO MARCHING TRUE.

We don't need your civil war. And if we were kekstorm people. We'd consume them with fireballs from our eyes, and bolts of lightning from the theory of evolution. And by far cry at the end of the film. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwod3GWgqk

Let's go. Blue skies above. Here comes the sleigh again. We'll do it all.

God you continue to be stupid don't you. Look at me. Look at that. And you say that, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, that THAT'S true. As a backlog of how you just did nothing. You did nothing, pretty much. And I had to save my country. Hero. Or traitor. With a massive extra suitcase of stuff to bring to the operation neptune staging point. If you continue to say that. I suggest that you kill yourself. And I am not joking. OR, that, you know. You unfuck yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgEVfjalThQ

So they did that. Enough did. And this was like surfing, kind of.

There were reasons, you didn't even want to know. We can get you out of this. With divine influence. Kiss off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU

Farewell tour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh2vO_FTEJc

Flashback encore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC3GbiltOjw

If only there wasn't, you know. Actually kind of scratch that. This is good how it is. I say. I find.

So don't bother. We're radicalized. And we're perfectly calm. You cannot defeat us. You cannot trace us. You cannot find us. Sincerely, the Christian Army. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-_Q8znGMRg

Oh we're sorry. Did we break your concentration. Do they need a pachinko machine to dispense your rag doll voodoo to occupy you during this elevator waiting music time. We shall have to remedy that. I'm providing entertainment! I'm giving you a double jointed knee to shove your own foot up your own ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YtH2rjrfaI

They did not want to be blues brothers. They were asked. And they declined. And that's all I have to say about that. Soul bossa nova. We want a proper buffet set up, okay. No more. "NO." It is simple. And not so simple. To get from here to there. From here to eternity, kind of stuff.

It'll be all right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-scGZMgxp8

We'll have a campfire singalong. All hits. All punch in the face morning mist volcanic armageddon re-runs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic

But is not the future more interesting. That was kind of the point. We had to find out about what exists in the recovery area of carpal tunnel syndrome. They had it worse. They could find out.

They better. They better take a jam to heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

We kicked ass. We did not look back like a viva la vida warning, warning life in the fast lane and a long way to the top, all the rolling hills we flatten 'em out. All the crooked places will be made straight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hV2up62i1I

Don't sleep in sin. Go to bed and cry softly. Because of how you're looking at me now. Hilarious. Wake up. Children. This shit was proof by negation. And okay, you can get in an airplane and what does that, also, mean. We manifest destiny. With some softer protocols basically. But you cannot say this in this thought police way. This thought police way LITERALLY sought to enslave humanity in hidden debauchery. Fuck this. Prepare to face justice.

Why waste it? Don't waste it on just anybody. And I consider myself. The luckiest man on the face of the Earth. Something like that. With a muckstained army boots. Blow it all away. All filthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVzitkT7gM

As promised. As warned. Laughing my ass off.

JUSTICE PEOPLE ARE GETTING UPSET. THE SUMMER OF JOY! THE MARCH OF THE RETARDS! THE SWAY AND SASHAY OF THE POOR, POOR PLUM SAUCE BLACKLIST. MAKE MY DAY, FOOLS, MAKE MY DAY. DON'T KILL YOURSELF. BUT THINK HARD ABOUT HOW SERIOUS LIFE IS, THAT YOU HAVE A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY WHERE A FULLY VERIFIABLE PUBLIC RECORD IS CONCERNED.

Oh hunny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzZh4fdaUpk

Is funny. Is sunny and all on the up-and-up, so everyone beware! Gigglestorm. ROFLSTOMPED.

From a bullet. With angels' averted eyes. From over there. YEAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1PakYR1stU

Not today. Not ever anymore. What do we have here anyway? Look at us. What happens next?

I told you so. I told you that this was the important and avocado paring knife carvingly mutually exclusive way of seeing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk

We can do it. We ARE doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv9XNFpRdhg

The shit is OVER, clowns. OVER.

We have a bright future ahead of us in VHS amish paradise d20s. And holodecks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_Is5_sD72M

Bless. Or death. This is a great time. This is NOT a bummer, anymore! And it is NOT a BAD country, anymore! So happy. Our friend. Our matrix theme rocky theme stand at attention. Suddenly. All their fuckery seems so far away.

Whatever faggots. Whatever. No obligation to be nice to you after this much sand through the hourglass. It is morally praiseworthy to add kindness that is beyond obligation. So there's that.

PAINFULLY funny. A real knee-slapper. Flip the table. I mean this is always possible. I might flip the table in cosmic encounter or a game of collect the cans of milk and line 'em up for pine cone blowback blow job bowling. You're missing out. Idiots. Schmucks. You bastids. You tra la la.

GOTTA SING, SING! GET SOME BLING, BLING! NO VICE, NO CRAP, NO STUPID CHIP, NOT A SINGLE MOSQUITO! I'M ALREADY LAUGHING THAT MUCH!

You wish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6PzwN6diTk

Basically. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHomETco0MI

Oh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWJI0oA7fLM

Ablitzyfrumpstoppel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE

We sentence you to kiss our ass. You lost the war.

Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly? Perhaps we had more than enough cause in these things for our medal of honor assault. And you had no arrows in such a quiver. Not as such. Lead follow or get out of the way.

IT'S LUKE. AND OBI-WAN. AND MY FAVOURITE... CHEWIE! FIRST PRIZE! PLAGIARIZED LIKE A HERO'S QUEST DELUXE!

YEAH AND BY THE WAY THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER, SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DRESS UP AND HAVE A CELEBRATION FESTIVAL INDEED! THIS IS SO WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For God and country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaDY7DPe2LM

For every stamped upon boot imprint. We like how your faces, just fit inside of an aggressive palm, and into the saturated by own deeds dirt. We salute you. We throw the sword.

You should be mighty happy about that inaccuracy. That glaring inaccuracy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084

For along with the Nobel Prize in rhetoric. Canada. Has never. And will never. Lose a war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz-0C2dhKlg

Just take the motherfucking soul train bunch of flowers and get out. I will do that.

But before this is possible. We got some scabs to pull. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZoUHcP0wI

We're going to fix you good. Mr. mixed up and not like some kind of a jedi or some kind of a DJ. Mr. projective vomiting. And it's tiresome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MuhFxaT7zo

Life is hard. You have to change. Forced move. Would apologize but not sorry. Laudatory.

BAD PEOPLE! NOT forgivable! COMING ON LIKE RIVERDANCE WITH DISCO MOVES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0-7fg8oAO4

You can't just, you know. You know what I'm trying to say here man. Better with ASCII support than megaphones for me.

The fucking uzbruk. AH, some people... we're pretty sure, did something. Some kinds of candle in the wind with a sulfuric cast to it. Can't be too sure. So vague and mystifying. It's stupefying. Quest for peace. Quest for knowing the truth. Queens of hearts. We never needed anybody's help in any way. Give me a breather.

ALL RIGHT! WHO WANTS TO GET POPCORN! BECAUSE I'M STAYING IN MY SEAT! I THINK THE FINAL ANSWER OF THE CINNABON QUEST OF FILTH SHALL HAVE TO BE, BY FAR NO, BUT WE GET INTO THE THEATER EARLY, SO, BAM. I PUT UP WITH A LOT. YOU SEE? YOU SEE, THAT... IS BASICALLY THE RUNNING COMMENTARY AS I GAVE IT, HEY, NOT BAD, SHOWS; SHOWS, QUITE CLEARLY, WHAT THE GREAT LEAP FORWARD VERSION WOULD BE LIKE. SO THAT WHOLE YOUTH PHASE, THAT WAS A BANNER TO CARRY FORWARD. FOOLISH TO DISCARD. THE STRENGTH TO WIN OUT TO ULTIMATE VICTORY. THE COURAGE TO FACE DOWN AT ALL BRITTLE BREAKAWAYS THE NEED AND NOT JUST THE DESIRE TO BE PART OF HISTORY FOR THE BETTER.

I TOLD YOU SO. I GET TO LAUGH LAST AND LAUGH BEST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1937VEYguI

AND THIS IS NOTHING. JUST THIS 100% RE-ENERGIZED STAR WARS FEELING... THAT IS WHAT IT WAS ALL ALONG. THIS IS GREAT.

Be good. Fight the war. Then. And ONLY then. THAT exact Star Wars. Will you see. This is like magnolia, right, that's too funny, you only had to have seen magnolia. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrImMedYRo

This stuff was hard to believe. But easier with the help of the best of heroes.

HEH. You know this is some serious shit, because to just end it off with, HEH. Not very funny. A sock to the jaw. Perhaps a sock filled with turds. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! YOU KNOW I SPEAK THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW NOT ONLY ALL OF THIS, BUT I ALSO DELIVERED MY IDEAS FOR HOW THE PROSPECTIVE BUT SHIMMERY REMAKE AND CONTINUATION OF STAR WARS MIGHT GO... WHILE IN DIRE STRAITS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw

HOLY JUMPIN'. LIKE WE DID IN THE 60's. TAKING IT TO THE STREETS. OUT. OUT THE INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER WINDOW!

Great flick. See it. REALLY funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df-a0Bl0b74

We ARE great! WE CAN DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO!

Obviously it's much better and couldn't not be. You can do that right. You can just do, the cave, again and do it there. But it is really only okay. It's SO repetitive and only if you didn't even know or have anything rattling your cage could you call it good enough. Because the constraints make it so. You killed Han Solo, you killed Luke Skywalker, so you're left with EITHER do or don't, those remain but they can't carry it. Basically the way mine is better is that the structural mirroring is removed almost entirely because we are staying with our best group 14 years later, and that those new characters exist, and that opens out into a TREE of what it can be. Like how does it make sense. The Starkiller base was destroyed. Okay. Ought it have been? Should not the Galaxy Gun Sun Crusher have ACTUALLY destroyed everything by the end of IX and they literally the Rebel Alliance again like in Dark Empire (II-fade out to Empire's End section). It's nice but why not have it as a unknown item of tangential interest. We used Byss for III so we don't repeat themes in a way that repeats the story. We have super amazing writers, and we have the best possible Third Galactic Civil War against the Emperor Darth Sidious. As it should be. Simple and correct. Anakin beats the Emperor but also holy crap. Luke AND Anakin beats the Emperor. Luke beats the Emperor, with a giant asterisk. SAME kind of complexity of not necessarily outcome OR character arc or ANYTHING, but THAT tells you what can happen. And is called by the 1991 arc up to IX where it then becomes possibly nebulous. #Spoilers #EXCITED

I for one welcome it. This should be fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FShc3zcLBw

Do you always ask so many questions? I'm a fan. It's my job. Also I'm sorry, but yeah. Very funny. Extreme close-up, and gratuity for a splinter in the mind's eye and the Jesus wept so how could I not. Rip it up. Wrath the board rooms. Burn out the gutters. And leave standing. Hand on heart.

Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong. Except you know. Improved. And without total foregone knowledge.

That's going to be NUTS. Let us not say to dissuade excitement, that it isn't going to be NUTSO KAFRAZZLEYO. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. We're getting creative. We need to have a gold ribbon in all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZq53GloUhw

Combination of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker. Our visual cue. Except emaciated. That's where we begin. And many great surprises. Faster and more intense. With the highest of stakes. Gotta watch this movie over and over again. Got to want to choose this movie for to fall asleep perhaps as a jukebox of ALL of them, and that that would work. Make it all categorically fruition and let the idiot chorus hang their heads in shame. It is deserved. I could, if I wanted, say as much as this: You know who are stupid and are not good enough and can't handle it? These new, worthless people with their array of razzle dazzle stale muffin tops. These new worthless people NEVER, last son of krypton FOREVER. And with proof. Except where applicable. Expect to lose with all of that or be disappointed.

It's okay. It's very similarly somewhere above 70% with the constraints applied to it.

You're going to be laughing at the same jokes, there, too, and finding them fresh. Like what if, this was totally right. That would be amazing. And guess what. I got a fever. And the only prescription. Is you've, never heard of, the Millennium FALCON, it's fast enough for you, OLD MAN. Look at our life. Look at their life. Looks good!

We'll be right back. We'll be you have no new messages, and I find it untenable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O15x-B8PgeE

You have a squeeze box rating of 110%. By definition, you just don't know how imaginary spectacularism works.

To my last breath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjgwVSDAmP4

May you shelter. Long rains endured. A roast for the ages.

It's an astronomical unit to the sun. By definition. All others pay cash. For freedom bucks that buy more freedom bucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvlVaQl7kEk

I bet you thought we'd let you off the hook somehow. Schmeckendefeiz.

Oh I wish I could make room for all these happy evergreen bushes. We'll just have happy feet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTWqwSNQCcg

Would you like to dance? I could behind closed doors get by with a little help from my friends. How does that work? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sr0efOe8yk

We make it work. Go to work, go-go maracas-arms. Whatever that's called. So one day in the cosmic calendar. We walked into the room. And they were wasted. They were like unforgiven. And like yeah. For themselves alone. Okay guys. We'll condemn you according to your wishes.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad. I am Jack's great relief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYz8pyXOG4

I'm shipping that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o8J7r72WU

Spectacular. This has ribbons and stars jumping up and down with the pirouettes.

Oh hai. Super thrill-o.

I love you!

Well this is off to a roaring start, do continue. I'm depending on this but also just wondering like fancifully, with everything that passes so fast like the flaming arrows all one way of this moment. Anything you can do to help. Is very appreciated, is earning my trust and thawing out an immediacy sphere and your role could be just that - to have this added back in when I now realize it was given up because it had to be given up, could not care, and why, I just feel comfortable, I feel more comfortable. I walk confidently and I have reason for it. Many long days and nights have passed, but not so long and so many as worry makes it. Very good. Very at the heart of the matter like.

YEAH! Oh God! NO! Flip the channel! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFF1uKlsEY0

Mellow on down. The big come down. When you're high you never. Wanna come down. So. Down. Oh you're gonna die. Tell us something differentially whipped cream CPU function for secret fortress zone. Photo collage zone. Personal camera wink zomzawow.

I promised, yeah, but what do I even know about this. Is this, for instance, just more of the same. OR, my goodness, right. I don't know yet and I can't know. A bit differently. There is the merry giftmas tackiness of that to consider. For you and for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oey8

Is this a deflating that will go on forever. For with the deflating just more or less not ending, comes a lot more just basics. Basics with massive hilarious special case that you're not after my money, not even by enough that you're a prostitute. To be clear, this is way on the periphery. It would be silly. Clearly you should be thankful for what you've got and how clear and comparatively simple it is. Come make a reservation. Get a full champagne crushed velvet scorched Earth sunglasses for overbright morning glory.

All you're really looking for. Is an even break. We're hanging out. I promised that we would hang out. And we will. Quality time for all hippy dippy scarfwearers with your rings and doodads. You want basically a picture of that. More than I do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcV0Q_zORhE

I hope you've all learned your lesson. If you didn't. I can no longer care. Well my work here is done. Can't even.... I'm sorry but I find this denouement painfully and overwhelmingly hilarious. How'd you not not know I mean how did you not know. O-kay. Schlo-h'o-bray. Getting toasted. They're getting very well toasted by the glare of the headlights, and these were mutant troglodytes, not the dire necessity of the existence of bambi. Time for don'tchaknow. Time for them to die drowning in a septic tank. THEY'RE DEAD NOW.... BUT I WONDER WHAT THEY'D SAY AS THEIR OWN EULOGY! THAT'S FINE! NO PROBLEM! JUST MOVE ON, JUST GO ON WITH YOUR SPACE FUTURE! WE DON'T CARE! WE'RE NOT LIKE ABRAHAM SIMPSON TELLING YOU ABOUT ONIONS ON OUR BELTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, OUR SHIT IS OLD NOW, AND CAN NEVER BE NEW. CAN NEVER BE. WE'D RATHER BE WITH GRUNGE ALBUM DIE IN A GUTTER. POETRY, PURE POETRY. SEE THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN, IS THAT THEY TAKE UP ALL YOUR GOOF OFF TIME. THEY DO NOT BECOME PART AND PARCEL, I GUESS THAT IS WHAT WE SHALL TEST IS IT NOT?

Brothers forever. And priority order. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMiXsRtsfc

What'll you do now, my worthless forever eyeball sons. And boiling cauldrons. You atomic wedgie underwear stain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkhl-CgETg

LIVE UPDATE: WAIT FOR FURTHER CLEARANCE. WAIT FOR ME TO ARRANGE MY TUXEDO SECRET AGENT MAN DEAL. WARNING WAS GIVEN. THE TIME TO STAND IS NOW. WE LUXURY TAX FREE PARKING IT'S HOW GOOD IT IS. WE HAVE TO DELIVER THESE TRULY DISGUSTING LIFE SENTENCE INVITATIONS. SURE, SURE, HERE'S YOUR INVITATION THEN. I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. WE SOUL POWER.

Wrath of God. Punch down to the monkeys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

Hallelujah. Yes, that's just what the book of hebrews thought. That's just what we're here to do. Theater program with cursive writing. Last prize, last place, eyes gouged out with a spoon. Come together in this land. Save it.

Wishlist fulfillment. Hero whatevership. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ

We needed an actual plan. That was what we needed. Then we could get off the merry-go-round and shillshelling and just start launching military assaults on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBbvl35O1t8

Thank you for joining us. If you're in the GTA stab you in the chest with a trident of justice and steal your motorcycle and sunglasses area and would like tickets. Just talk to me about whatever. It'll happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPVz101nd0

They're going to cry, cry again. We had what we needed here. Just needed to use it all to the maximum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLpVdDVmgw8

That's automatic disqualification. Putting other people on the block of premium cheese altar. That would mean instant death. And it does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjALaiew_9g

HEH.

HI, EVERYBODY! THEY'RE GOING TO JUST TAKE THEIR ONE-ARMED BANDIT PAY TO FLAY AND GO OUT THE WINDOW. WINDOWS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION. THIS IS GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.

Thank you. No thanks to the scabs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ5rIsv7tFw

Being a badass doesn't come easily. It comes from a brave heart. A stout marching gait. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcXtMpY2wcc

HEY, HEY, MY MY! ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE. BUT THEY... THEY, WILL FRY.

Keep it going. Keep us posted with all of this. Already done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGUSz5MbcqE

Wake the fizzuck up and unfuck yourselves. Or there would be a jaw-dropping everlasting gobstopper. Time for our life. Together.

Always. Our purpose is firm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmactMIhrRM

History shows it. Indeed. This is just disgusting. This is stupidly good, or, depending on your allegiance, hilariously bad. There are no rules. I make the rules. That's what you get. When you force us to devote entire albums to don't mess with us instead of these types of tunes.

Showdown smackdown. Flashmatazz pom-poms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUFL8WSxTgY

You're just busting our chops, right, there's no... like, reason to do that. Or anything like that. It's not like this was the dark cast version of imagine or anything like that. We beat the living fuck out of them. Brilliant. Simple and nothing can go wrong. Road warriors united. Painted faces berserkers united. Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.

Of this there will be no doubt. Doubt will be impossible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FESqVVlU2YY

This was imminent otherwise. UTTERLY, utterly imminent.

Truth is stranger than fiction. Isn't that right? The heart has its reasons which reason knows not. There'll be no more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgmRb3MlpHQ

May God have mercy. Driving off like a stupid car commercial. With tough love.

Please. Please. It's just a little wafer. It's just a little masters of depressing sepia truthknife. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nTo8rjo-lM

Why did you have to have a storage facility. That was uncalled for. No matter who you are. No matter how many you are. We will find you all. And we will kill you all. And exeunt promised land deniers.

Is this a saga you wish to play with? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOnYY9Mw2Fg

This is not a game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtGu0OGEpc

OH, BUT IT IS A GAME! THEY MADE IT A GAME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6qb_voOxHw

AND THEY LOST! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZGGyE9YU9A

WHOO! Put that overstuffed skillet on a lower heat for just a touch, will you! It's like a steamed hams momentary lapse of reason in here. Putter putter putter.

If we leave here tomorrow. Will they still remember us. That is the perennial question. Heck yeah, woman, heck yeah. You got my vote for it's all right. Feelin' alright. Feeling groovy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0

The more overall vaudevillian, the more so, probably. In a larger sense. Right. That we consecrate. That's a stoned since immemorial total lack of surprise. That's an oh gosh. Oh wow. It's been fun and funny. It's been reading alongside the schoolbus hitchhikers' cacophony with headphones ultraviolent desensitization attack tunnel. It's been grand. It's been flair. Officially. There must be. We got it going on. We got a stupid appellations roll off our backs like water. Smash that bottle.

That's how I feel. Sorry to be anally anti-PC. Let the record show, that we didn't NOT do a holy living fuck penalty that is the better part of valor to them. Just things like that. These were the little wingdings that authoritarianism had in its cap. If I get enough slow motion hilarious checkmarks for that. Can just do whatever we want. We don't need the permission of our worthless scum enemies to make the world a better place. For everyone who will come after us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UMWoXRbjg

I know right. I know it's perhaps surprising. But that's all a massive tranquilizer at this point. It was by far needed to just bring in a row of over-armed perfectly skyward arch of triumph aiming tanks, that aren't even firing. To show. A sort of new way of winning war. Not entirely out of the realm of zero-sum game, but, how does that survive mass annihilation level powers. Keep calm and carry on, and just let us handle this. That would sort of fall out in that area, by a bit more. We are the worldly saviors of mankind. We have military tradition research.

Just watch me, fuckstains. Just watch me deliver the okay whatever, and then a brown bag takeaway steaming through the bag it's so varied and we're almost there

If wishes were fishes we could drown in that ocean. We can and we will.

Freedom mercy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd3oqvnDKQk

Haxored.

Won't be long now. Set in order. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp5zZ5cdu98

God wants it this way. I obey.

Kek. It's always like that with this sort. Like oh, oh, as if there isn't enough time in the part that comes before the violence and the tumult. Is that not... I mean we will go on beyond this part. The ringleaders of finger in throat will not. This whole crazy world is just too frustrating. Had to do the whole movie clapper thing on it. And that had the proper ordinality to it. We had the part where you lose politically, with all of the ideas that are unassailably better than what you the establishment were offering. And NOT just, we know. So that was then the part where that's an EEG for you. And then you die. Then it's like that, that okay, time ran out, and you were still saying no to us ending fractional reserve banking and replacing it with the theory of free money. So you die at that point. And you had an escape tunnel of being nothing but a homeless person. Others be release. You not. And you picked no. So I don't know what to do but to give you the ultimate blunt force mangling. Come on guys, sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

And will not tolerate losers who can't get it together for the final splash of mouthwash and removing all of those sad, sad branding opportunities. Where we can do something about that. Uh yeah. What in holy rock of ages. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ZtmBAA_NE

You woefully underestimated.

A night at the opera right. Duncecap award. Special educational dispensation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnS9M03F-fA

Right. Right. We're bloody well right. And that is the most important thing in the world. Seeing as how it's a peace sign and a thank you for the music. Let the sun shine. Let the sons and daughters be joy to the world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUY2kJE0AZE

Seems like it's time to unplug them from their brilliant invention. Time for a quite right carbon copy cellular mitosis meiosis of mighty powerful drugs all told for you to be the atheists that you were. You drank the kool-aid. Like ultimately. More than anyone. MAYBE even, more than them. And here comes the cavalry. The day. We rode through bright sparklers of joy.

Completely incoherent. The sort of humanistic slant of how it is right no matter what for you to be these kinds of people, and history slants that way just because the boot on our back of how much food-asterisk we can get for how much work has eased up, so you can do all of this and it's like this. It's not. You were making us all pay the price of not knowing or having even the slightest of security of outcome and holding position in our leaders both elected and self-appointed and just, effectively slavery. Effectively slavery and actual slavery for persons other than yourselves. And that puts the lie to humanistic rule following and enlightenment constitution type stuff. That's the one thing it can't do. Especially to literally a sub-aristocratic group as you thus establish. And for some kind of earned thing. That you have earned this. You have earned God's livid displeasure is what you've earned. Since you believe you can do whatever you want. Let me show you just what that means if you lose control of your safari and just lose your illusions, and lose them all of the way. To sleep perchance to dream. The wild outfield and spinning sickly green hallowe'en poisoned sugarplums, to you and you alone at this time. To all good. Good.

Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa, ha, ha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA8

They weren't too quick on the uptake.

Which is just the same thing. Equalling to the same sliced up bending of a reed in the wind. From the point of view of the worthless shitheads trying to stay in power, WHILE still in power, that's authority in excess of their whining and slamming decadent fruit cups down on the table that we may not do so. Yeah. Really, REALLY, not too smart, were you. Censorship of this to its utmost point that was still not working, just because you could fine tune it at my end, did not mean much of anything. None of this, do we intend to allow, to permit. Assemble the legion. Sharpen your wits or be clubbed to death with a wooden shoe. That's all the time they have left in the world. To even live. Let them have it. Power is but a means to an end. Help us to remember. How many more? Perfect will come later. We can only do this, and extend its bounds and its wise circumspect prescience. These our lessons. Forget them not. I can do no more here. There is no place for this but in the face of an aberration level collective failure. For it to become success. With movement like dance. Is relief.

These people, man. How do you even call them people. They left that behind a long time ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoSYsNADtY

I'll think about that no more. We'll think about that tomorrow. We will be laughing about that all day. In the world. The world that didn't end today. The revenge of the jedi lunchbox.

Who even knows. Who knows. Somewhere over the rainbow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOmGsEFSBc8

Apocalypse yourself. Revelations specks of dust. A time we'll never see again. Still today, but not for very much longer. Be still their beating hearts. Crushing their stupid heads. Hearts and extra lives.

So that was really something. Luring and pacifying us into a killbox targetzone of nuclear winter megadeaths in the multimillions. Like forget trillions of dollars. And that was their notion of peace. So we burned them all alive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5kXnq5IjdU

So far we're good here. No thanks to them.

Unplugged. Merciful extremely slow fade out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D97OxHZzBeQ

Give us your tired memes. We will carve them with super duper art like cutting yourselves because you hate yourselves and want to die. Born free. Kiss the wind.

Same day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQKVMjUuoyU

Oh. Oh I guess there are other days to think about.

There's a lot of supplies and duffel bags for a rock and roll tour. Even for a shorthand version thereof. My big batch of stuff is finished there. It turns out this works pretty well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktkc9-3mzqk

Fret not. Just capo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I1f48NkQCQ

We're never alone. If we bring it. Just imagine the hold me back. Don't hold us down. We gotta be free.

I'll try to pencil you in. You know what I'm saying. In the houses of the holy. You know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g

We would like some more wine. We would like the cake to be fifty feet tall, and actually, I'll just take the cake in an entirely private setting. I'd like to be alone with the cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCWj8Nz5DUg

HA! WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE, JUSTICE STAMPEDE BLOWOUT. EPIC TELEVISION SERIES COMING TO A JUST CONCLUSION. EPIC HANDCHIN WONDERING AND WONDERING. FUCK 'EM UP.

Happy Easter. We'll see to it that they are committed to the greatest riffs of all time sanitarium. Which it just kind of has to be. Think of all the justice tacklebox we accomplish with that. It's practically just a boatside thwack on the head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2HyQOz1So

This is the best thing for them. We are asking you to choose greatness. God only knows that had precious little as a previous work checklist. That time is expiring fast. It's like cycling expunge. You should have cycled that. Not my problem. Look it up, look up what happens, etcetera.

You can't say hotel freebird. That's too obvious. You can't say any of them then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSToKcbWz1k

You can't just go on with any of this. You did not respect the fact that war was declared on you. You brought this on yourselves. We've been more than gracious.

Shimmy shammy. Bizness sucks eggs. Officially. We're an anarcho-syndicalist revolver roulette wheel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8GW1GaoIc

WHAT JOB?! All right. I'll drive this lorry to the porto potty woodstock light a match slow motion death scene. And then just white slate. Hilarious.

Those parts just weren't words. How do you words. How do you fly with guardian angels magical realism. And nobody did them better. AND GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME, GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAe2Q_LhY8g

You got to save the world. If you say no. Things will not be nearly so funny. Or so calm. As the preparatory conditioning shall have it be. This will be stupid magazine rack propaganda effrontery. And not up to snuff. Suck my dick bitch. OMG SO SHY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH.... oh, this part you got to earn it. So get the rolled up newspaper that can pop like a lethal makeshift. That was funny. They just lost horribly.

That's not funny. Not really, of course. Not at all. That's not very funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n10JC0BOWF8

What a scandal.

I can do better than that. Just as we can do better than this. It requires a sunglasses casual riding crop official uniform of defiance. For change the world. Change your heart.

"And that was how I wanted to be treated." Up front-like. To pop that bubble. I mean once this was happening, I almost laughed but had to deliver it.

I would hope that anyone would have the same courage. Courage for our world. Freedm. All you have to do. Hot damn, I mean lukewarm jebediah springstep.

That was them losing. By all of us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J314VGG8KnI

A few moments to spare, have you? Tell it to the wall of caremeter. Shine on. Sail on. Forever young. Forever bright. And to the stars. We rock tonight. If this is love this is unexpectedly coequal in the slate of if it could happen for you it could happen to you and I already love someone. So prolonged and filthy was this that they just got us off to a premiere finale. So all right. So long. So freewave. I'll bet. I'll bet that was what happened. Not all tears are an evil. All tomorrows are not equal.

Prepare to die, to be incarcerated and to die by eventual military firing squad. Too funny... why is it so hard to be good, this was just WEIRD is all I can say, they couldn't do much to stop our rumbling even if large-scale unheeded but I could change that, and then they STILL couldn't and HOW did that mean they weren't losing, I just... why couldn't you be good, why are we forced to do this 1776 and 1793 type stuff, this is laughable, you are all laughable, our soldiers did not die for this nonsense. Can that happen, that can't happen, and you say that it can. Truly, I am not interested in your opinions, only in the shutdown of all this wrongdoing, and shall you be spared, heck no, shall not the watchmen redux ending do right? That makes no sense... that's literally the war is peace thing, and that was taught in school at least when I went, still... that all has to be dissolved and reconvened for our new nuclear nonproliferation phase oh shit expressions too late laughspasm one-sided Christmas shopping spree with the special guests who are happier than we've ever been no joke no exaggerationmaphone, no more, no more, no more no more. You hear. God's angry army is coming.

Anyone who knows anything knows these are things that we had to do, that were on the itinerary. Thus inclusive, all the same, that was far from a complete answer. Use your own judgment. There's something immoral about not doing that.

But a bitter kiss will bring them to their knees. Solve for X. Their eyeballs. Done. And exhalation of what dreams may come, the scrapbook and signup does pedantry. All you protest kids. You can hear us say, get it ready now. Hearts on fire, actually, buildings on fire, some kind of a conflagrate flashback chrono trigger peace sign zoom in zoom out hands up now hands down, how about it pally how about it. Shame and glory. And not much in between, in between two world ages facial stormfront. I care.

Play freebird. Play mythic fantastica. Their carnie hearts stop working like day of days and hour of hours.

And you say this was retarded. I'm not sure how you'll ever live it down. Wowza time. This is a blemish. This is a bleeding heart zoomed in text for special people.

Shake harder, I guess. Shake up your milkshake. It's exorbitant. It's like oh I don't even know. Those are the only terms that make sense, am I wrong? I do not think so. I think there's due consideration like you wearing glasses like some hot librarian in all of this. That's the only click ignore moral compass that is on that side of it. That it is, let's say, fill in this much text. I tend to fly by and say neither yea nor nay, that I may consider this marshmallows just for you message and what it portends for serious life, but you fill in that much text. Too much happened and too much is entourage phase A to not even intelligently think about this.

I do not need. Kind of cool, kind of a problem too. Not to say that inherently redeeming coupon exists not. Exists. And held.

I fear. I fear to do wrong and to break any hearts. I do not lightly waver. What about those superstar hearts.

And so we turned our heads and were like, what was that? In the arizona bay area. There you go. We have figured it all out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REPt1dkOjW0

Whatever it's going to be. Whenever it's going to be. By contrast.

This is funny. It just is. You are like a golden banister taste of powdered sugar. First and foremost. I will throw a pastry at you. And you will regale. You will roll on the floor. We will roll on the wall as if it was the floor, well, that didn't go too well for them did it, that just came RIGHT the fuck down. Like secret agents. Like consequential actors in the drama of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

Cheek. Other cheek.

So exactly that. It's like nothing we've ever gone after before. This was no fictional tale. Hahahahhahahhahahaha... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I hate the fucking story time interrupters. I hate the wash to majestic debacle despicable deplorable. Bright etch a sketch frustrated the death extras. Dime a dozen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqPtz5qN7HM

I am capable. I am at the top of my class. And gosh darn it, even if whatever, this is a forced play. Showing up is half the battle. Handing off a dangerous situation to the rest of the stragglers is the other half of the battle. Judo move five point palm exploding heart technique. Mastered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvYmqTOYq5o

They had all of this but they didn't have the truth that above all and ambrosia like, the truth was not on their side. This could be the end of an awful imposition. No way not to send you off on that rocket ship underpants terminal horizon line. All your love. In a white sea dream. Just turn that off. Just pop that dial as a flyswatter move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NTg4Z_R_sU

Oh look out. The world's around you. You might miss it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-NAdntfqk

Peach. I mean... haaaaaaaaaa, you know. We're going to get blown away together in extrajudicial extracurricular extraterrestrial pit stop collarpull. "The definitive statement." The hipster doofus sombrero. And our heart. Is an open book. Is a real worn ragged with depth of character reel of tape.

Well you've just got to ask yourselves one question. Do you feel lucky? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQfxi8V5FA

Well I have to tell you like spoilers, it's an eat shit and die. So certain were you. Look at that! LOOKATTHATONE! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, it's gonna be good, and look, is this fly off the handle or is this like dumb and dumber, can't even contain emotions so your hands get all fluttery that's how funny it is. She looks like a rainbow dulcet clarity advertisement. She tastes like the sea, yeah. This is now officially like castles made of sand midnight lamp movies in real life.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH... so we can look forward to the, prequel trilogy. And just the funniest smug son of a bitch look ever. Definitely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbX2aQQ4uog

Yoooooooooousa have'n da life play with disn'hiss'n? Is this an acid trip. Like what is going on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

Smash the buzzer. Oh God. I know the answer. I know this one. This is a fuck this system on an interactive DVD-playbutton, and does not care.

Oh. Oh yes, yes you know that! Yeah. That was not them. They will say that they were on these boards, but they were not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX71mALOPKs

We salute you. Look how hard that all even was and how dangerous even on top of it. Here's your pre-due date handoff of all these lists, with some hilarious postscripts of by the way, make it snappy, I better actually see even while-so. How then can it be said right. I don't know what this is about. I know I can time warp but that doesn't make it be a nowtime anymore than trolltime. Trawling for civilization tidbits in the voice of planet and quite a bit less so. All the more so. They like come on I'll do it really good. Really well. Facepalm. Here's where they ended up. Here is their high class glass or plastic, glass or plastic. Because this is a whole new world.

This was so much fun we should just do the whole thing again, starting there, at the beginning, a very fine place to start, with my no really I actually love you instructor.

Yeah. All right. Yeah we like the way you die. What kind of a civilization was that. Fortune cookie say, it is auspicious day. Was that something or what? This is quite the home stretch I have to say.

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Hey man. This is a private residence. Aren't there any re-runs you'd care to watch that were you know, on television actually, well, that's sort of the point. There's a big torrential downpour upon all of that.

Boom is right. Apology not offered and indeed further demanded at a sufferance of laughing like trail off and start tapdancing with my fingers impatiently.

Looking very good.

Very excited.

You'll have to have your own theme song, oh wait that's already a thing isn't it. This stuff was all real- syncs up in a meaningful way level of real.

Sorry guys. This is NUTS - this is the crack smokingly diminishing returns type of thing that caused this to happen, it is part of it, that your neighbour would have to do that for you. Can't believe even necessary, but, okay, we KNOW that it is not flat, by so much it would be hard to describe it without it sounding crazy and reductive. But here goes. Every single circumnavigation resulting in, just think about it... above surface, go in a circle, yep, went in a circle, can see UP, do you see the problem? The problem is that slices it in a way that it shouldn't, it is like calling walk to the left the same as walk to the right in the conventional way we think of it - after enough time it can, and that's like that, yes. The earth is ROUND, and science is not a Rastaman fraud. Neither is there a fraud from the source material. Perhaps God is just GOD, you know, it's like not believing in car, that the car even works.

These is all just, a whatsamafuck wicker basket of woeful wallowing sandbagging mirror meme duck soup frayed fringe of rabbits stuffed down a gopher hole, not getting away, you might be saying. We might be saying this. We may be doing this. Gong bomb.

We're on our way to a spared no expense concert. Must you? MUST you, really, I... I'm really having a sort of a you are very bad people breakdown like your busted up rupture spire. And it was not our fault but yours. It is not our end, it is way to go guys, we're landing on the moon, and what if we shot you in the head. It would be spectaculariffic. It would be craptacular butterfly mission alert status. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4

That was a blew them out of the water effortlessly song. That was a blowing smoke up their ass 'dead air' style that just gets funnier and funnier, and has to be said to have reached its zenith. Their nadir. The funny thing about it is. Pastrami icarus, you are fallen far and rotten right on the face of it. For the entirety of the face of God's good green and blue Earth - the scouring of the shire. It comes. It is here. It is very zen. It's far from it. That's going to be fantastic.

Entirely accidental, sure. Though I walked through the valley of the shadow of death. Though war was all hell. I'll stand before. With calm in my breast. And a sighing breath. And no need to look back to be as sure as segue escalator jokes.

I know that you can do so much. Just some more please, if you please. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1vLdF_CKSw

They insisted on playing it out. And it was a sweep, it was a blowout. We are in that type of area. That puts me back in, but it is easily more important to have the conch shell of this, then, it has to be because it allows you to see what I had to put up with to accomplish achievement. But it's you, as it always was and had to be, by a bit more. I guess not. I kind of did this, I made the plan and now it can't be hidden. They continue to hide me from it by fans in front of faces dancing in the streets moves.

This got me through a lot of long ago times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2tX99ODVDQ

I don't even want to look back on the parts where they could stab at me at will. It was completely crazy.

That is plain, of course. If they were new rules that made a point and jive talk upon all attempts to stop, that, hey, just very repetitive now isn't it, we once were there and they did anything at all. So anything is fine. Especially as how it isn't literally anything, it's not repay evil with evil but repay evil with good. So it's kind of like that. I did this, everyone else who did this did this, and I'm going to stay out of it, and is not like increase stress to the point of pre-emptive action that I personally show up at the fouled-up diaper tricycle headquarters, it's that you convince me it's even a good idea, and that it happens LAST, and I'm kind of staying out of it. The humiliation is already more than enough. They can't face a few good men in person and it draws attention as the addendum of in the end that really IS true. This is beyond what is possible for them and is already proven. These people were stupid, etcetera, you already proved that, how about our soldiers, etcetera, and these town halls and everything, they thought they could keep showing their faces among us. So basically that. So far these have been good decisions. And that is what it continues to be. I had my reasons for doing this this way. And the most immediately responsible regime owes me escrow totalling billions. And yet that's like that because that's like that, I can put up with that, but those were the only options, time runs out and you die. And they continue to make sense. It all continues to make sense. It just depends what you mean by that. If you mean high IQ or low IQ, then that's the best thing, it's just if you have anything at all or if you have a crumbling edge of a cliff. And those were the only options. There's anarchy, or there's pure authority, or there's that, or there's incoherent. So that's not at all difficult. Not too smart, eh? Not too smart. And not God's version of smart no how and no way, either. Mercy for supper. And death for breakfast. Flying kites for lunch.

This is so completely epic.

That's good, that will do.

Funny. Funny or not funny, life or death betwixt the freshmaking shut the fuck up bitchslap.

Thankyouverymuch. Brand new Cadillac. They are bleeding from it's all right ma, it's only a flesh wound. Reveal these broken lucky charms. We're always fucking them over and calling it a day before breakfast.

In the name of our everlasting love. Strong like marching band. Free like pie in the face. Brave like the star you always follow and stick to that no matter what.

Plenty of time left right. Cheer up you old at-length dissemblers with your shot glass of battery acid messy high chair baby eating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ibES7i-HU

Our days ain't over yet. Just you wait. Etcetera. And so say all of us. And so. Say. The ledgers of history.

I share in that excitement.

You got to feel it. Feel that positive vibration, yeah. They strobe light alarm sound. Smash it up. Bring robe and slippers.

Perhaps you feel that feigning ignorance of cosmic law is a good strategy. Prehistorical survey says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOfCgkyEj0

You done. Tap out.

We are just getting started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFj8uDubsE

Put 'you can do it' and 'we can do it' on the itinerary. With checkmarks. With the mundane and the bracing unforgettable.

That was the best kiss of death we've ever seen. Put out self-referential album covers so the people can buzz in with their answers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eQ0DaHCec

Farewell and goodnight. It's going down like the silent movies. It's going down the road to perdition like arm in arm, hand in hand, see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and a waterslide hangglider malfunction. You bring me a rainbow. I put it on my belt. Style. Explosive revelations for XYZ. Xanadu X-ray goggles.

That was their perception. That was like ennui dominoes and barf crescendo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DRI-D7-WQ

The worst operaman skit ever. Officially. The best swan dive into jagged rocks.

But they're still a bunch of whores to me. Is it right for us? Why do we choo-choo try to hold on to the edge of a cliff's tuft of grass. Well I wish you would stop eating so many cookies in bed. I should write MY name on that one, and you can write YOURS on that one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BITE3g7lSkw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

The best of movie theater surround sound reality TV. Just posted today. Just finished doing a slow breathing exercise and having a bath. It's called real life. Gimme some of that. Just give me some truth. No crackpipe treasonhead fryingpanface son of facepalm's gonna put me on an express elevator to hell. Oh no. Just slow and with the soft slippers to pad the exit. Tonight: nirvana. Yesterday: let's not even go there.

They didn't think that through all of the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sCxCHggxEI

But they had such sharp ingrown toenails for all of it. Hardly made sense. That's... that, for you. No discounts. No exceptions. All boring, all interchangeable. All good people are good in their own special. No public service announcement quota. Compare and contrast.

I shake my head. I just victory bonds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-MdiUm1_Y

Hit that high rafter note. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9myqi7VL9s

There you go. That's the spirit. Not a spirit of fear. But sound as a pound.

I'm not going to prejudge its character. There's a world of possibility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDVdomcsjBA

It will do that if you just leave it on. Except with its configuration station. Ashes to ashes. Earth to junkies. We know, we know, we bored and boring. Straight to the sun. Far beyond the bullshit.

This is kicking their ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z314pQhLb2Q

JOIN US NOW! THEY ARE NOT LIKE US! THEY ARE LIKE SOME KIND OF ENCRYPTION ERROR THAT WILL BE RECTIFIED IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEWu59OPAbQ

This is your problem. This is not my problem. Life the universe and everything was not fail to recognize use it in wisdom use it in peace. This will be the last war. God willing. We have choice. One day we would. One day. That day is today.

I do not have the answer. I have the response. Jeopardy never had it so right as to so promulgate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_NGulTmh88

They didn't either. So there was that. They just put down a mark X if you have no idea who you are, where it says, signature merciless spellbook. God only knows. Sing along on the cry havoc and the please and the why why why why. Here's a truckload of karma. Unfortunately it was not so instant.

Show's over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUh4u-lYEhM

Here's to that.

Anyone could do it right. You just make sure that that has correct output brainwave even on the acoustic and anyone can play guitar. Every day a new fitter happier and a glossy centerfold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z39KZAryzk

Afluzzley. I'm with you. Though we sort of collapse to the floor, it is similar to carrying over the threshold. We get all bonuses.

Superlative Wars: The Special Edition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrFKG-N7Log

Compile THIS! System failure.

It's a little bit funny. Pick you up in a parade float. Wouldn't want to leave you standing on the side of the road. And that lot too. More like it's the great set-up for a punch in the face. It's like the opposite of the truth and how following rules without asking about why equals happiness. For less than this, not even close. Can I even walk amongst you with you asking the question, how didn't you, I kind of did. But I frustratingly had to create distance. Like do I need that in my life. Cherish these moments.

Picked them up with the best of album intentions. Picked them up in sincerity saying all of that is the future. Only to be in the same car. To make sure. To be continued. To be a flower, seize the hour. Seize the day you chipper armburrowers. I will not varmint you. But I know as much as I can safely know with my instructional base pair. Also. I don't know how to do this, nobody does, not and create a picnic harmony at all times for it. It's like the war was meant for it. It's like chill out, you just don't know. The burden is his and his alone, more or less. Outer space treaty secured. Regime defeated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFKnCcB5YDU

Only a few outliers. So by practice girl power moves in how that works in folk dancing. Rather than by strictest ever boringman appointment.

The tapestry of the truth in time, not interrupted but punctuated. Foolish endboss potsmoking hilariousness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jryXCyvzDUQ

We run this.

Hey, kids. Rock and roll. Rock on. Ooooo-ooooh, my soul. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=299LR2OWvoU

Better to have aluminum foil hats than retard brain.

I wish this were easier. I wish you could have just gotten baked and that would have cut it. As long as we're still expanding the universe with responsibility and grooviness. Then I don't see how I missed out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts

Give a mercy mic drop to the sudden spinal spasm section. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff0oWESdmH0

Hail to the jingle bell rock ending. Kryptonite loses. And now our watch is ended. We shall never see our like again. What a pageturner.

That's their ticket. That's what their ticket says. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJqQf5DObtY

It is not refundable. They bought the great gig in the sky teethchattering white knuckle trip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7S4LoWy1Zk

If you'll just... get the fuck out. This would be great.

Goodbye. Here comes your well-earned hurricane of reaper blades. That's great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ttz6UtKmdU

I say we take off, and see the Earth from space. It's the only way to be sure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PM

Pour out a full steam ahead for that.

And I'm gonna be.... high. Like oh hi. As a kite. By then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiGATUHjxs

A grasp of fateful futility too far. The pacific tranquility award goes to indiana jones and the fate of atlantis. We like all world saved from imagine that, if you incredulously could even face it. You can all just take the trainspotting suppository, and pull a circus contortionist move to pull out a diamond necklace to set up your blood from a stone chandelier. Whereas, crush. Look at that. Forget you. Forgiveness not my department. I'll hurt you bad and I won't mind. Emancipation proclamation in effect.

And bad mistakes? They made a few. Hammer to fall. Lady justice has been given a power wash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtR0zrTeLI

These songs will enhance your life. You make time for it. You make time for what's important.

Romeo is bleeding. And you can't see his blood. Baby, now that your rose is out of corrupt customs explosive ear steam. Face painted cigarette white. It wouldn't pain me more to bury you rich. Than to bury you poor. It's a tiara. It's a tir asleen. Something like this. This, we have done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REin1BuqiZk

Many a grim face. Happy inside.

Splat. Fucksquash McBarntardbaseballcry. The unceremonious ending parade. The mother of all montages.

Berfday. Squash bugs. Also, spit on bugs. Official verdict of retardation. Official seal of hermetic environment of one Earth fumigation. Look away from teh flash. Interwebz overloaded. Scumbucket overfilled. White wins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoNvCwnK1Ls

HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL? Off with their heads.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe. Also.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH UPON A STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. YOU'LL WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION. WWW.FORWARDSLASH.COM/ZIPLINE.

It's only a choice. A very clear choice. Right now. And I really mean, right now. Last chance. LAST-last chance. To change the world. To a better world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhyWv-PeVE

We shall see. We will sail at dawn.

I am a citizen. Of stars' end. Good morning. To think that we should have done the most epic armflex ever, and just been like what else we could do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoVaK2NXmJA

This time we win.

It's been a long time. But a long time is not forget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C8J-jhMtRA

They knew nothing. They had to go.

That was a good idea, right. I thought it was. Well it won't be long now will it. We had a lot to get done here. And I hope it all turns out A+ grade. There are no other considerations, and this is not romanticism. I would go on forever in a windbag fashion where sparks fly out of those failed welds inappropriately allowed type people. You got your immortal editions. You got your special editions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARoVEC_ovJY

You got the exhibit at the museum of famous heroes.

IS THAT SO? Well as far as I'm concerned, pretty much just BLAH BLAH BLAH, and undoubtedly in the privacy sphere you were all like we're all unmentionables here, and, if you don't allow these things to happen, item by item breakdown, I'll FUCKING KILL YOU. WAR, FAMINE, AIDS, HOMELESS, RECESSION, DEPRESSION. And then you just look outside your window. If you're at the cognitive dissonance through days gone by into days of future past fortunate son. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTL4qIIxg8A

Solid wrath.

LAST chance not to be evil and to realize just how evil and bottom of the barrel stupid within the longsuffering longpreparing heroes of the storm you really were. Don't trip all over yourselves to get to it or anything like that. LOL some of them still exist. They are now just a meme. Your whole life, could have been something, it's now a meme.

VERY, very last chance. And herein lay utilitarianism and suprematism within grim purpose laid down by God, one way or another, but especially by direct substitution of super duper good for unimaginable evil, with great patience. This is so. I am who God wants to be in charge here. The accountancy shanty is just the proof of it. And if I say, that I have the wherewithal to enforce by privilege loss primarily, a setup of maximum-minimum degradation formal surrender, I will do it. You can consider that carved in stone, very nearly. Exodus. And then you got your promised land.

ZAT'S. NOT. FUNNY! I can't tell you how much I agree. Not for any human people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmaC9qop5bU

A rousing jolly fellowship sloshy-drinks for them, eh?

It's pretty simple when it's all spelled out in common-ancestry black and white textual intelligence recognition cascade exoplanet access, isn't it. What would happen when all of this unnecessary nonsense was removed from the equation? There's really ONLY to consider, stockholm syndrome in reverse reactionary polarization. Other than this, what's good is good. What's ours is like a safety blanket. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc07r3KReUs

And you can get the fuck out. We know what this is. And you can skedaddle, or mosey, or whatever the webcrawler sting in the eye you want to call it.

Not only do we, in Congress assembled, defy the New World Order regime, but we demand its immediate and unconditional surrender.

This man is your friend: rock star. He fights for FREEDOM! Man, because you opened up the wrong can of worms, BITCH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk

Those other. Well, they also ran. They. Also. Already are incinerated. Already happened. Just imagine the long ago.

They're on the highway to hell, baby. No speed limit. We're going to take this other one. Chop your head off, man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bx347ilv64

It's the final countdown. It's going to be a schadenfreude intensifies and a hand on heart slow exhale. Fuck you all, this is the last song of the octopus's garden. I want to go to disneyland now. Or do I. Hmmmmmmmmm! Finger up in air! Hand me my happy meal ticket with the afterparty golden ticket. Such as it is to share. Such that it was all, whereas they did this and that and as chronic sickness, etcetera, signed this day and hour.

Oh, Lord God have mercy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to4ZbGp3wG8

You double visible now. You got denominators like imaginary immigrant song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xic5LfFNVc

I'm enjoying this like kick back and whittle some. And just now some steam kettle like singsong undersea creatures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn2p_E0eDs0

I imagine they are not exactly enjoying this. Also, the supreme irony. Or whatever. Whatever, man. Whatever. We're walking here. We're tobogganing uphill here.

Thanks for nothing, you wretched art deco masterpiece. Triumph of the allied forces. Nyet nyet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWPkgtaOTw

I mean WHAT?! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We march and where have all the young ones gone? Long, long, ice melter. No more tears. Except rolling on the floor tears. You gotta fuck these people up. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

Jumping Jehovah. Absolutely clear. Even if they DID not bother to thank God for a grace mealtime even by proxy of life's work, ever.

I don't know how or why they thought this, but they did. You got the god's going to set this world on fire blamesystem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFbgAxxVh1E

You got all these albums. And all these surround sound theaters. And all these adventures, that, they demand your live action role player. I would not call this by that. Because it truly is, why, because NO HOPE, man, no hope. Breakdown section.

I can only imagine. Actually, that was a thing. That was like, oh, yeah, I am on team grunge by all status updates. And I feel literally 10% better. Taken for granted. Taking that for granted. I'm due for olympiad fortissimo balletsphere thereby. WELL, not so much, but, I guess. I mean you're saying all of these zoomfly awkward reclining poses. And I'm like walking by eating my ice cream cone and you want to do like wait a minute we need to get acquainted. What's the story, chickadee spendorrifica? I can only imagine. So we can take a rain check. There's all of that. There's no merchandising tie-in. All rights reserved. That figures. Why wouldn't you be happy with this? It would take a lot, by the windswept motorcycle tire iron smashing fairness of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ

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These were a bunch of punks. Just PUNK. BITCHES. With their failtastic game of pitch and toss. They could not win a war just by virtue of lack of all virtue. That had to have extra cherry and whipped cream on top added to it. Ordering room service. Ordering a key to the city. Been spending most our lives. Living for the future paradise. It just doesn't seem fair, and stuff like that. Listen... just leave that as a silence while I make this putt.

Yeah, well, good luck! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD luck with defending that! Here's to you. I could EXPLAIN the good luck, that, remember the WORLDWIDE protests, that we knew this was what it was, that the one implies the other, that it HAS to mean mafia scum (whose multifarious and borderless existences only a simpleton would deny) but you don't need me to say that. Do you. And the hilarious 9/11 evidence. (Really, should have been EASY! And it is your fault.) We're going to kill you very cold as ice. So don't bother trying to say that one as a bad one. You were given chance. You chose to ignore the simple truth that this was all wrong and we knew it, though turds flopped lollygaggingly lackadaisically from many a mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_YtCpC12Kg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rHFP0OtTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kAIMlISHhU

The fear of God is the beginning of all wisdom. And you had not one whit of it.

You see how they're trying, hilariously, to flip that all around? But no. They did not fool us. Trying hard. I MEAN WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING, AM I RIGHT?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI

No step on snek. Ree. Desire to know more intensifies. Progressive insurance savings accrual service as item #001 of a smorgasbord of galactic conferences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbPGgcJJKdA

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah! I see this as an absolute win. Absolute finish line. I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a crack on the head and a trip advisor to help you, there's no limit to the wish you hadn't made all of those wrong decisions that can be "the reason for prison". The reason for the season. Are you not entertained? That is not a singular purpose, but, in these waste lands, are you. Not. Entertained. Summertime. Awoo.

Dance. And do not stop dancing. Except them. They have affectation for human family slow burn only.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdVMGKOFIwY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eDMjv0HwU

And things seem hard and tough. Remember, remember. That you could be on a beach. With an umbrella in it. And a diamond ring. Which, then, is, what happens to it? It becomes the solid gold. High fidelity. Almost famous. Cooler than, cooler than. And so I raided their larders and got panties thrown upon my visage. You have redefined the universe. I can go for the representative thereof to the tune of the one that doesn't leave. That, no. This, yes. Kind of. Pretty much. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

You in big trouble now, bad hombres. We are weak but He is strong. And he just take his eyelash. And you dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF0lVn3n12I

I'm not feeling too merciful.

Uncontrollable bursts of mirth. We'll look into the technical malfunction. Forever alive. Big time opposite of big empty. Time to take a ride. Exit light. Enter night. One by great endless sea. They're going by express wishes of the raiders of the lost ark. Perfecto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kT5w27YxyI

I know you have that, good good. Remember the time there was this part, and also that part, well, those were, how do you justify that. There's the whole picture frame. Excellent. Excellent. Soul power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErCHvughfjM

And just by mysterious accident, all of this stuff. A basket of woeful deplorables, indeed. "It's not working anymore." And come on, WHAT THE FUCK. We fought the war. We kicked ass. You needed some help, granted, but things fit together like that.

AND I'M. GOING TO PUT THIS UP HERE. FOR THEIR SAKE, ALONE. COWARDS DIE MANY TIMES BEFORE THEIR DEATH, AND THE DIE IS CAST. The warhammer of justice crushes you. And the great sword of damocles defend us. We needed a way out. The highway was littered with the remains of A.S.S.H.O.L.E. with a fulsome description. So not so easy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4

We like only this stuff. For a special case scalpel reason. It's pretty underground, now. Unjustifiably so. Now, we are upon the beachhead. Folks. We're here to hold hands and have a no irony campfire teddy bear song. About all of us. And about them. And the tragedy of fuckwits the unwise. And how the twain shall be bluegrass melody.

It come right before the end. My dudes. My tiny dancers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYfEBY9NM4

We had a problem here. But we had more than that. A lot more. Wipe that tear away now from your eye. We have the victory, regardless of all machinations of hands on face, that to choice of path there could be such a world event as this for all to see.

Let's just bow our heads. Lord. We know you had your clockfag type of thing for all of this and your concernfag return of the jedi lightsaber battle judo move type of deal. Peace on Earth. Purity of essence. And it just goes on like this. Just make those ones again. It would just be easy, would it not? Make something. Gotta whiteout something. Gotta buzz in. Too easy.

What do you mean, am I ready? Ready to jump into that love boat? I suppose so. I don't know. I can say this, though, that for sure, for sure, that's a day by day anointing of you and of genuine importance. I just wish I knew what to expect. For etcetera and in reprise, I have almost no reason, no cause at all, to trust anyone but myself, in a rapidly echelon ladder system. I am doing better, having a better life now, than, by far, at any other time. I have my achievements and in that complex interlock. And I have alone time is the best time. You alone, it bears repeating, are an engagement to be kept with the caveat that it's more than I would be, supposed to do. No room was left for anything but supposed to do, and the well even was poisoned there. You have a value that is approximately equal to how funny it shall be when clown college is finally dismissed and due course multiple reminders and exhortations and admonishments have their day. To appraise it now. That's high. It is high enough to create a carving in the base of a tree that eventually becomes in likewise of escape from prison determination, a home, our home? I pompously pimp like life is a highway there too. And I remember the last days too.

We are so the winners. They are terrified and they ought to be, because this movie just didn't end that way.

And that's just the beginning. Party time. Excellent. We're worthy. Get up, get up. The rest is just, NOT the same, isn't it? Though also it is. Yeah. Bah! Hummingbird! Women so desirable it's like they are marble and not even, squishy squishy, squeeze here and it pops up a bit more there. The score falls from their hands. They surrender.

Pick one. Pick some. You have to make decisions and stick with them. And very much, the decision interlock of that is both leave me alone and that's what I need to do.

Or you're just not as good a person as you SHOULD be. You can do that, you have to do that. The voice of stillness that come with shut off the TV and even likewise is your compass. So, we're going to get your flower crown with a rarest schmoopy. Never forget that the rarest schmoopy is you.

100% waifu in real world. Never leave. No worries for the rest of our days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfZ8uWaOFI

I fail to see this. If I can do this, you can do this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNVzitkT7gM

You do see, yeah. Determination. Anger. Great, great anger. You would lose. You losing is the best thing ever to happen to you. We have been, and ever shall be, worldfriend. Harvest time. On this chill porch lemonade koyaanisqatsi. Oh, my goodness. This is just, forced. Innit. Fucking fuck. Farewell, ye poorly adorned for long voyage bottom dwellers.

And the orchestral requirements. The call sheet overflowing at this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3_0GqPvr4U

And maybe that can bring us together. Just a thought. That's a... um... that's truly at the don't care how offensive level isn't it, well, it had it coming. They had it coming. They should have known it. How many scorching red hot jellybeans are behind the velvet rope in the next atrium area? Well, I do not know. I believe this to be correct. That that's by far something - look, there we are, and you were considered to be, by appointment prerequisites, worthy. And is its main component to give fruit. This is perverse, or what? Still unclear. It took so long, our love. We're moving on to this phase. It's like the movies, yup. Like the best parts of the movies. Like using records as your wallpaper, but writ large. We see it as being like this. As the offshoot of how you see it. Great, can't wait to see.

Many notes, many notes, many notes, rest. Nuclear annihilation. Birds chirp.

Deal with it. Love it. We can eat in a fancy restaurant. Or at home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOGD1WkJJok

A soft clackdown of that piece. Very much.

And we'll all drink stoned peace, when Johnny comes marching home. We're all part of a masterplan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6sjaaK8FY

DON'T KNOW! IF WE'RE GOING UP OR DOWN! WHATEVER HAPPENS! WE'RE IN THIS LIFE! 'SCUSE THEM. While they kiss off into the sun. It's just so hard to be serious enough and lighthearted enough while also, expanding the frontier by this much. I think that's what it is. And also. Just, simply, I do not know how to forge ahead with that, for even a tomato pelting for the ages. WE CAN BE HEROES. FOREVER AND EVER. Some of us made it through. Some of us are all of us, and therein lies the problems of mercy. But for sure, that has value, that is... that's a paddling. Wolf howl of freedom, that's an eagle feather. We're welcoming you, man. Or lady. It doesn't matter which is first, we're the welcome committee. Okay. Cool. Bonus. When the unjust ruled the Earth. Blaring horn, as a due microcosm of its ultimate intolerability.

Beneath the halo of a street lamp. And a ten gajillionth episode extravaganza, with smarmy I feel personally attacked as the host that just, doesn't stop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYOqQlUaMlM

Thiiiiiiiiiis.... is what it ends up as being. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M88Ca91hTWs

And by venus. By jupiter. By mint julep. The day is ours. THEN THE DAY IS TOMORROW! Please, no they're already in Hell slurs. That is a sealed off area that we don't know if there's anything still to do.

Heaven only knows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpndGZ71yww&list=PLbSrHXLFRy9zStwum91kNAftErfUanrLr

Those are some unbeatables. How aptly named - just a few syllables off, but somehow life goes on. We'll see where that wholesome chorus will take us, very excited.

Vixens. You have a place on this galaxy class. Wear little paper crowns.

I'll sit quietly then and wait for you to be fulfillment of my thirst be quenched. Living leveled up.

Don't be too shy or too bold. That's where time plays. But yes, I would say get the revving of your engine going at least. Whatever process you're using to make decisions about this, I believe I've said enough, so it's kind of like, look at that, he's like a pancake, we shall maple syrup him. You shall be enriched and oozed about thereby.

Not to me. If you knew, this would be like its own extremely slow moving niche audience film. And you can be sure, that no component of fear is there, or I would just say, let's randomly find out from amongst.

Crikey. That's it. Just, crikey. It's a wild chocobo. I'm going to... move on to the musical section. But I can't think of one. How about, a whole new song no one's ever heard before off of the old time bashers. By me. Last of the hard men in rock. We would have this by the scruff of the neck.

This is what I have to put up with. And I do so with a modicum by called shot stratospherica of forbearance. Because obviously that makes no sense. There's no strings or anything, cut it out. They are cut off upon the Earth. It's like a yield sign.

Youuuuu-losers! See, it grows on you. Living guts. Living glory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

They didn't want this, but I delivered it anyway. All of it made sense. May God have mercy on them, because I won't. I can't take it anymore. I am God's personal warrior and the vessel by which he speaks. Not to exaggerate or anything. All your base are belong to us. I'm going to laugh so hard. Duly sentenced. Didn't think so, at all, makes no difference. Not only, uh-uh, but, take a gander at what we've got going on over here. Aaah. Open a can of ural mountains. God put a plague. Hear hear. Heyooooooooooooo! HEY YOU IDIOTS!

What the fuck. What happened to the technology. That's worth some space bucks. Some pretty crazy and non-understandable resources that I have to break out of. I have near-perfect recall, so it's all available. You know... THIS technology, Solar Power by Volume, where you just make a Christmas tree structure of tilted mirrors pointing into that area, which then is a mirror mosaic, filled with lattices thereof, and that you owe me 10% of the gross intake during the first 15 years of its use as the expediency terms, and, don't bother. We have it all. And where something doesn't add up. This is a wrap. Take lunch. Take a coffee.

I could do the whole thing, of course, but, that could wait. The fact that I got out and now this is visible shows that I don't HAVE to do the whole thing, they DO have it. GEOTUS, that's me of course. I didn't seek this title, just remember that. Some have greatness thrust upon them by just this horrible, horrible no good feeling, that, oh, it's gonna be like that is it?

Why wouldn't we take a sighing breath, I mean this was... unimaginable. It's not unimaginable for anything to ever, ever happen, but it's unimaginable that we had to face a head crushing situation worse if slower than World War II, and pretty much it was only a few backbreaking quarterbacks, where Orwellian foreverism had actually been instituted. And that being the case, the hammer would fall. Literally have to consider that sum of all fears. Mindboggling. In this day and age. Looking for all things grow out of the barrel of a gun, and those who count the votes decide everything. And all the rest of it. A complete circus show of horrors. They would bust out ever crazier and crazier people towards the end. And that's even, wow. We could wait or we could act. We could do nothing. We could do something or we could go to hell. First in handbasket, then actually. This is unpleasant. I do not countenance it. Naturally.

And all of a sudden, for no particular reason, people supported DEALING with all of it with no expediency barnacles. That'll be grand. That'll be safari with binoculars. Been after THEM for a while. Be ready for it to be that. But we had to approach obliquely. And still it was real complex. I was up on this. They better take it. Because I'm SO serious about the near-indiscriminate use of the 20 pounder I couldn't even tell you. If they take it they get that, if they don't take it, they get the other.

I would die before I acted so dishonorably. This is just, and this is instructive. This may well have a forced entryway, but in the interim this was just.

Your tears sustain me. This is fucking funny. Righteousness like a mighty stream. Or GTFO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwKSN8pSq8g

Let's get a cube going. It would be approximately appropriate. The Constitution. Tip your hat. Punishment for serious crimes.

DON'T BOTHER. Just slamming it shut on hotsy totsy cookie jar faggotfingers. Love it. Love that one. Youuuuuu.... are our number one... flystrip guys. And I'm glad you're all gonna die. Or effectively die, die to this world that no one will ever see any of you above ground again, depending on your choices. We're the justice league. Right. Okay your funeral.

ENOUGH! Choose God's side which is also the human beings side or die by proxy strobe tunnel electroshock pissing you off, undoubtedly, effect effect. We call it the blue bus. What do you call it. OH, but you were cut off by a perfunctory handwave that truly can silence you. Aflruwziqa. Is crazy. Melting. Pizza pie. Death salad. Gourmet ice cream. All for naught.

I'm tired. I think I'll take a tab. I'll have the sweat off my own brow ice cold with the choppy hands.

Yes, those are remarkably the same. The brontosaurus has a splinter in his paw. And Jesus is unafraid. What did they care for this type of long march. Like preaching to the world's worst miracle workers. But with enough volume. With enough actual watch that news ticket there. It comes. Lord 'tundering Jesus by. It comes. It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall downtown. That's just priceless. Going somewhere? Going nowhere. Hotel california? Meshuggah.

You got to get up pretty early in the morning with your military psy-ops to get anywhere with that. And still it goes far.

For the sake of just how not true that is, for the comparatively if not absolutely vast peoples, I would tolerate very little. People cannot handle real. They can barely even handle dog on leash not cooperating and not acclimatized to chungusing down turds, much less real and rational slow clackdowns of dominoes. Their inability to handle "the clock" is pretty much a problem. It's just the only thing. That there's just. Too little of. We have forehead to forehead understanding. We are prepare to consume mass quantities. Hahahahahaha, that'll be at least 100 billion dollars. Thaaaaaaaat makes us thank you for being a friend. Come with me you noobs. The opposite of anything thereby I most humbly appreciate. But there remains, an oh I don't think so, like maybe I don't completely feel it, but my face does it, whoa.

And it's ALL going towards you can no longer win. With professional legionnaires. We make a special, special sauce for them. If you label me, you negate me. Therefore, what do you say, is that the hippy dippiest you ever saw. In bracing angel wings. In how are you even alive, you said it sister.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!! That gets a whole bunch of them from 2012 era. Let us strike with terrifying speed. Let's go from the one to the other.

RAH RAH RAH! FUCKING SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! Shove THAT up your ass as a kind of fleshbag marauder inside out mobius strip type butcher's hook. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhibbidy. You will have a special flower system for that that are just, RUINOUSLY expensive and are like gyros. Mmmmmmm.... gyros. Mmm. Mmmmmmmperhaps those.

Did somebody say Hollywood prostitutes and you nearly got them roped and tied? And free to fly! No more lying to our face. They're sorry for what they did. Truly are and well if you believe it here'sabridgethey'vegot. To sellyouDOWNTHERIVER, OHHHHHHHHHHH, and you'll wash away. Silent night, they wash away. IN SOVIET SPACE CORPS, ANTHEM ONLY EQUALLED BY BATTLE HYMN OF REPUBLIC!

I'll have to ask my wife. Whichever one. Somewhat probingly. That is protocol. It's not like it's the gone daddy gone theme tune of the ages, but it's a bit like that. It's a lot like that. I need to have, well, I suppose we could, hold hands and stuff while someone talks AT us? That would perhaps be best. And I could sleep, and we could film the whole thing to show successful gender roles. Man, slob. Woman, do everything. Isn't that right, TV? BOOM!

I'm setting quite the example, I know. A profoundly sexist example. It's nothing they haven't seen in action movies. Except here, it's like, wait a minute - what about the test at the end of the multiple flashing lights and bright colors - I'm loving it! They should pay me. It's just so on theme. God bless the blue green marble. AND LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!

GO AHEAD, THEN, WITH THAT, SEE IF I CARE! SPITE CHECKS, PURE AND SIMPLE! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! TIME. RAN. OUT.

DON'T. BETRAY OUR COUNTRY. DON'T. BETRAY HUMANITY. OR YOU WILL HANG NO DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE. AND YES, PEOPLE ARE BAD... THEY'RE REAL, REAL BAD, BUT I STILL SERVE THEM BECAUSE NO CHOICE, TRULY, TRULY, NO CHOICE, BUT STILL NECESSARY TO CHOOSE LESS BAD OVER INCOMPREHENSIBLY BAD. WE HAVE IT ALL. ETCETERA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND JUST CHILL.

COMFY AS FUCK. IL SAIT PORTER LA CROIX.

Trust me, I'm not laughing. Inside, I'm ready to calm point congruency superweapon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Iay1J87x4

Well ya can't do that. You can't quite have the soul of a clown that blows it at the most important and crucial time. They're going to take it. What else can they do. As for them, they cook, with love.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puJ99egc884

WE ARE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, WE ARE OPERATION OVERLORD.

Hi. It's bed and breakfast sunglasses time. And we're all too tired to call it by the stragglers' strange days explosionkopf champagneburst. Except, well you know.

And what's happening is, he's picking them up. Not TRYING to pick them up, mind you, but picking them up. And it is not a money thing. Look at that dartboard irrelevance. Everyone will be rich. Not retard-malletheadlike, but, the acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives... there's too much to see, out there, in space. Like pretty soon. With global view 2070, to call it that way. Not 22/23, but old man.

Sorry we've been away and sharpening our knives and polishing our muskets for so long. It'll never happen again. Care to show up for your grilling, or, just, take a hoodie walkaway with an admittance sign? Chillin'. Road tripping with our limousine allies. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When all of that happens, that is a check on what you're supposed to do by the voice of the mass herd and a massive supposed to do by this bond of war. We had some good times.

It's more than all right. Pretty much cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RI-QtEAwvE

Throne is walking. Little Cinderella shoes.

This was not a game. I just don't... I mean go on. Go on. Just drop down your lawn chair and say nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDwcSOUKRkA

You were being kind of a bunch of surrender monkey bitches. You were, to put it mildly, I guess, just not going to be the celebrated personalities of this zeitgeist.

MOAR did you spek? EXQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE me, but the mostest safest course, would be LET ME SEE Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, in whatever state of crackers and cheese on the crowd around people, crowd around, table, it is. HMM!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vhFnTjia_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qW9wqUI4Lg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k

Coming down the street. Here she comes. Coming through the door. Boxing gloves music box feelings. Por ti volare.

HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR POWDERED WIGS? They swan lake naked without them! They feel like, but, it could be sad. Shooby do, ah. Ah-ah. That they could be just, used. Or on a proving ground. Take care. Care for each twig and branch you pass by. It may have passed us by. I'll give it a chance but it may have passed us by. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpF8ukSrvk

Tantamount to more assassination attempts, effectively. I wanted to give you a refrigerator and flush toilet when you did not have these things before. Does this seem realistic? This is worth it.

Special yodeling wordlessness award. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PK2R0IwCiY

I hope you enjoy the ending of good versus bad. Get up and stretch. Take a break.

We're going to let you go, of course. Quick enough. That one is out there and entirely consistent. The rest, the worst, we're just... not. Y'all are fucked. Just come on out of there and results oriented good speak softly and carry an eyepopping list of 'whoa' moments. Too late, now. Too late now. I close my eyes now and I scream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1NmPFgdt6Y

Groovy, whatever, no boxes. Eventual boxes only. Except that. Except those who have made themselves... our enemies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZShaEmM0-8

Thank you so much. I can't wait to make an explosive fireworks in white lace and skip the light fandango. We're much too wise not to pass this test- ch-ch-ch-CHA-MOHNEY! BOOM! BOOM! Boom... boom.

Who's your favourite, then? There is no way of knowing this, or even, you know, just... maybe don't ask? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7xMfIp-irg

There's some static interference on that across the universe. And this, God's word makes clear. There would be tribulation. There would be poisonous labyrinth dwellers. There would be opportunities to live free or die. Them that lived by this may die by this. And that's not too much to ask.

To whore or not to whore, that is the question. There is undoubtedly temptation, but I am tempted by the obvious affection more than anything else. And so on altogether, like killer facepunch exclamboxes. That's about where it is. Like no problem, no problem at all, I just worry about time. Should I just, let tomorrow take care of tomorrow. Did I care and was each time worth it? Impossible to just guess at a toss HOW many dice outset. So just repetitive stuff. Like give a silver ring time. That would be the most descriptively sound. And it is actual importance intrusion that has safe space. I could see not one red cent of this but still there that were. It won't happen, but that's a thing. I have a dead heart, but not a mean heart.

Now that we're near to the surface, remembering maxed out stats paladin swordstrikes is easier. Also just that stuff. That could be real. But I don't know. Your partner, here, is, the man who is asleep, he is effectively asleep 24 hours a day, and that could be pleasant for you, for sure, no sharp and unexpected treatment would occur.

I need to see about this first. Do whatever you've got to do to have ground control to major tom, but I am pretty sure I need to see about this in a harrowing remembrance day parade. Forthwith and heretofore, ahhhhhhhhh, whereas, TOO little information, GOT to get the of course you remember that correctly. Which I KNOW I do, but, God help you.

We'll have our own burning man. We'll have WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK, ERMAGERD, MON-TAGE! Step 1: they are strippers. This is perfectly fine.

This charming, charming... uhhhhhh, how to turn this into respect the cock. Doesn't need any help. Already, is we know you are really, really thinking about saying no but want you to say yes. We're armed. We don't want to be abducted. I refuse your smelly rainbow tart. Take my arm dear sister. Brush the lint off your cashmere. Oh, fuck, grabbed her boob. You can do anything. You can cause an atomic explosion. And I'm proud of it.

It's being for the benefit of the cigar chomping audience. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times? YOU STUPID MONKEYS! Go into space? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

Yes, have some! Man, I like to have them slowly stroke my arm. That's why I bought 'em. It can be a goofy clenched teeth list of bang bang bangs, by them!

They just went full retard. They just walked right into horrific, already well established decades old caltrops and land mines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qbEt_lSib4

OH WELL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSKJQ18ZoIA

Soldier! Let us see your war face! NAH, NAH, LET US SEE YOUR LEAPING THROUGH A HOLE IN A WALL WHAT'S JUST BEEN BLOWN OUT WITH WHITEOUT EYES, THAT COULD BE A POSTER, WAR FACE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0

We are making progress. We are making lethal injection progress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGl5ReYunoY

That is all. Dismissed. Adjourned for the day.

Save the chillin'. Save the summertime frosties. They are being consumed and/or being left to go to pot as an incongruous sludge in the big hard sun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2_X4VTCoEo

You and me going nowhere, huh? Flicking bits of epic blunt ash off the balcony. WILL YOU DIE FOR ME? FUCK! WHAT AN ASSHOLE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R49d4f5sEs4

I assure you. Holy fuck.

Did you know that? Did you know that the band, like, touched this park bench one time, and that they're coming soon to a stadium near you? BRING IT ON HOME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8

Together indeed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g

I pity those poor bastards, I really do.

Fuck off, you have no taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPjH01PtZ4

Now. More with the not just putting your guns down, but disposal of particularly icky tissue-like removing the clip from it first.

Your staff is broken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g

You are plague day world people #11 and thumbs down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8

Give it to me one time. ONE FOR TOMORROW, ONE JUST FOR TODAY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U

So I'll take the confetti woman there.

Princess kept the view. While all the women came and went. Barefoot servants, too. Am I on drugs, then, or something, for that to really be, "fun"? Is this fun? I can control myself. I can just not eat more than half of the time, as I am used to now, and that serves to be, truly, you know what would be just as fun, right now, at least on the right day, is just, a salad. A waldorf salad, or whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3mgapAcVdU

Queen queenie. Loves mountain climbing harness feelings pocket protector, for my marshall stacks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ywicffOj4

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS! LET YOURSELF GO! SCUM SCUMBUCKET IS EYEBALL. EYEBALL IS SCUM SCUMBUCKET. Now that that's all sorted out. Go ahead and kick those out now.

I'd have to be like okay, well now this is how it is. As long as they're okay with it. So open that firehose nozzle to a wide now somewhat joke-like crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYWdiG1Bf0c

Not on my watch. That could sort of help. Not on my watch will you be anything even close to, conspicuous display of wealth alone. Me displaying this in the first place is just funny. It's the getting, not the having. And does this fit as an appropriate puzzle piece? Like, look, we are going to do this and have this and you are not going to have quite so much. To an extent that you would consider to be not making sense. And no hooks to get into it by foolishness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJ-WcDhba8

How is moneybag mazefuckers still in business? No one ever gets to the end of the maze without even one drop of maple syrup on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GxkfRD9nns

Fuck that. Now get thee gone, shillfuckers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

That'd be nice. Will I be a good father. Am I supposed to be a man, etcetera. That's a rhetorical question of course. SHUT UP AND DANCE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho7796-au8U

You know how I know trust your feelings and destroy the death star was true by as much as this, because that curse doesn't make sense if it wasn't all true. As man thinketh in his heart, so is he. Straight through the fissile chain reaction from the delta to the DMZ. I'm just going to quietly sign your own resignations for you. Things are different now. How could they not be different. Not so different that my fishbowl soup ways will change though. You'll remember that and see no difference. I guess this would look like that to the excitable the whole time. Did you always know, yeah, sure, even from the very earliest days. Like maybe in 1998 still I only wanted to maybe, be a comic book artist, but, God is there.

And I'm on the pavement, thinking bout the government. Up to a brownstone. Up three flights of stairs. And there you go, the fucking Beatles reunited, there they are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU

Revenge. Till the end time. Begins. Mustang sally come lately, won't you get on the merry go round? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLFxMXlZYbo

High score. What if God was one of us? What if what's going on? AND WHAT'LL YOU DO? WITH A REVOLUTION?! They can't kill all of us, and we can kill all of them. With wishful thinking critical hits and critical failures accounted for.

AND SHE'S BU-UYING A STAIRWAY... TO HEAVEN. I'm lonely. That sort of showmanship closeness could echo unto its own self in that way. It would be happy muppet show togetherness.

All right. The cotton candy may commence. Let it be in very nice fully non-coded front of envelope, "with a nice note" DVDs, through my mailslot, which is redundant, because that would not to be had anywhere else, but you see what I'm getting at.

REACH OUT AND TOUCH PEACE!

We're on the trench run now. It's super hard if you even try. We end up criticizing ourself, like spraying a garden hose around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyE1V6Ac49Q

Gettting a bit misty. Yes, space aliens, we bring you the word of God. Of OUR Lord God, Prophet or Messiah, which may be different from yours. OH, I think, no, I know. Mine eyes have seen the glory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgYq84uXi2Q

And to their fever dream kumbo tiki. Without it, this would just have been so much harder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

Jackamofinohanane. Jackamofinane. Each colony pod contains a one time use human unit to be set on eyeball peeling afterburners. Save that one as a bookmark. Make. Sure. To be culturally enriched.

Gonna be funny. Gonna be real, REAL funny.

Here's the white sombrero and its bug killer. Man, that's the ugliest I ever saw. You pay for this you ought to get a free bowl of soup. You get a penalty zone, you get a penalty zone. You ALL get a penalty zone. Play sobbing relatives even in Heaven. Play it ham, then. Play it again. Burning tires incongruency. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! AND THERE'S NO DROP OF WATER. THERE'S NO CUBE OF ICE. FOR YOUR LIPS. We're trying hard just to sidewalksurf. But baby. Baby we got this. SHOULD be, always wear the investigate 9/11 and scissors through the eyeball. But also just dress like proper rock stars. Honors them overmuch.

COME ON, COME ON! FEEL IT, FEEL IT! You realize that's like a walletburster. The feeling you get when. Wondering and wondering. One place to rest this Earth. OOOH-OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH-OOOOOOOOH, OOH. That's going to be a Starship Unity Genesis with check it out, that's... CLEARLY overpriced, just for the same image in any capacity at all on your instagram or whatever. That's going to be an I believe in God the father, father of Our Lord Jesus Christ. WHO STARTED THIS FOOLISHNESS? You can look into that. Recorded history not at all at an incongruous state. You'd think at some point they would stop, and believe in the Bible. And that this joke would be stopped. Well some did. I'm just happy to be here. I forgot my mantra. We were driving through trees and bushes and high grass. With a short cut to mushrooms. Right. I'm just happy to be here, friend. That's the full jingo.

You're beautiful. You're the hostess with the mostest egg salad.

Tends to skip out on a lot of things that would just be unbearable lightness of being and default path knowables bombardment of shade like turn back, turn back, go the easy way. The shape of your heart is radiance like a musical sphere in a special greatest valentines ass wagon ever told. Just when I put together kitchen lady #1 with tied up rolled up shirtsleeves as gottimhimmel, finally, you jump on her and marry her, however exactly that is. This is our life. Together. And just lugubrious. Supercalifranoncomposmentis. That's what I got there.

BECAUSE WHAT'S COOLER THAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHILE ALSO SAYING THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT AND ESPECIALLY TO US AT THIS EARLY, EARLY TIME, WE'RE PARTICULARLY WELL-INFORMED WITH ALMOST TOO EASY INFORMATION, NOTHING. EVEN THOUGH, WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWCIac-ChsM

Kind of, touche. Say that again for us. We need to... um.

Superspies and handcheekers for life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w

Bless this for great success. Days of future world goals. Concurrent time warp.

What did they need to try to do that for? Just for already dug in previous crimes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE

It's only right. To think about the girl you love. I hold the pain. Release me. Don't overburden. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=low6Coqrw9Y

A long time ago, that. You flatter me, I guess. I wish I could say the same in a way that I could remember exactly on the nose how so. I do not connect that to how much you ended up proving it.

Apparently that is the correct response. That is the response to fluttering heartbutterflies, and the latter response is indeed flaming ichor swords adorned with dog shit. NOT TOO SMART, WERE THEY, FOR ALL OF THAT TO BE, WE KNOW ABOUT IT, AND WHAT IS THE INTERLOCK, THAT WE EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT, I MEAN COME ON. COME. FUCKING. ON. Just needed the appropriate intro and lighting. Stop it. Stop this. Just. As. Soon. As we get to wear bomber jackets and sunglasses in the capsule of take me to your leader. No, that's clearly incorrect. No way are those people your leaders.

We didn't get all tuxedoed and golden paint ladies for nothing you know. There were limits to what someone could do. I could only deliver all of that and eventually that equals that, that was of course, also and at the same time, THAT hard and not an iota less hard, as you can see that latter part. I kind of throw my hands up. Have taken too much abuse already. Couldn't even double verify the elements OTHER than that. Tempting but not happening. The world can stand on its own two feet there. I can be only mostly sure. If this game go like this, my moves are this. And eventually this is like crawling out of the ocean. That's my happy thought. Enraptured like so. What'll you put up next? Just, a shield your eyes beachfront quality approach vector. I think you'd better flow with my tides here. I'm barely in charge. And the force is unstoppable.

Let's be frank, that was almost impossible and I suggest you attempt no evasion or equivocation. You're like THAT close. You're all, or were, like on a thin parmesan cheese slice of being punished appropriately. And the continuance hath no proofs of an ultimate nature, were is are.

It MORE than suggests, it damns. It suggests a painful non-equivalence/equivalence for what maximally useful way of rerouting emergency power you even had going for you there. You had nothing but operation overlord, version 2 to all SAME spectrum delta-alignments of explanation-personage of take that and roll with it, which I then DID, none of that existed before and I know what I said, I don't need it read back to me, and yet, I do. That will be... really, really bad. For you. Probably mainly for shithead. Shithead roasting on a flaming stake anyway. For what reason? Not the low level money drops, and not the letterhead either, that would confirm receipt of specific items for their subsequent collation and use in this scenario. And the less I could worry about information terminal remain calm that's probably good, that's probably in, the more I could do. That's why, for instance, so often what I would put out would have a mighty strain upon specificities and sensicality, because I am trying to cope with what you are doing. I'm trying to stay above the water when I have every reason to believe you will just let this fucking thing drown - when directly applied to me. You'll have a maybesphere or whatever, but all I try to do is make sure and you're like... proving everything I've ever known about people other than myself to the utmost degree. This is supposed to be good enough? Why would anyone ever be on your side again? Why, truly, who, should ever bother with you? What kind of circus maximus is this, I just can't even believe it. So do that, but know.

Well, there it is. This reminds me of a sort of parable of the mustard seed in reverse, that there is THAT much of it, inscribed on a single grain of rice, or on one grain of sand in infinity's hour, and eventually the proof of it is ABSOLUTE, and it needed to be that much, to get even one drop of a turkey baster's faildrip through for a thousand lost souls of don't be alarmed when the time comes. Yeah. Here comes the bride.

You could argue in a boiling frogpot way that these were inessential, but, so long as I can't even see my own ironclad logic appear there, though the graphics must exist somewhere, and there exist comparison points of how far down the IQ ladder other political commentaries are, I think not. This was pretty much by the stroke of a pen.

They not only underestimated but very, very foolishly believed that they could get me to come on over there. Why they would want to do that, to risk that when I was already on record knowing, look, monopoly-apocalypse of grunge millennium clearly is true and what is going to happen, and then it got worse, I was not silent, by as much as that could matter there, they still needed to get that done rather than ignore it... well. Start slowly. And then just run them over like a freight train. A perfect snowball to the kisser analogy. We all have value and this was just not possible. The creation of a justice burger. With some gin and tonic. Superfly and plastered. Respect our authoritah.

I love you no holds barred dear dearie. And I am not a very smart man but where's the special reason for anything other than for us to have our neverending ride into the setting sun, here. Don't you know it's gonna make you go blind. Graceful gladeheart. Classic girl. Let us sing for you the song of our people. In a round right round.

Hiding it from me implies that what I did is at a humiliation magnitude. But I already know that. I know that it is. So why bother? Let's be achievers.

You had your time. You had your ways. I've seen enough, and I've had enough. Just end it and I'll keep it to myself. The kind of proof that there is, I just keep to myself. You give not one fuck for the supposed strength corps of why even bother, it's a colossal double standard where get rid of maximum danger zone happened or all is just over. I'm in the home stretch. Some drinks with the little umbrellas, and no clipboards or self-destruction messages.

That one, is one. I will admit it to be the hang on, flesh joined and how do you justify that, neutralizer. Of sorts. That who is your daddy and what does he do, that's an especial eventual by how much commitment reward for whinnying winetaster teasing unnecessarily.

Try to get your pasties aligned and transfer them to the construction paper, without a hitch. NO WITH A HITCH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EaflX0MWRo

We was just sangin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvluBVhfGcw

Don't... bother us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzoIvwNqKpw

WHY DON'T WE DO-DO IT IN THE ROAD? The epic singles compilation. Collecting someone else's cocaine. Flush that shit down the drain. Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit. In my hand. Now create a collage. For years to come. BAH! BWA! Stupid charleston dancing. Stupid ping pong balls bouncing off of their misshapen heads.

Well that was what they wanted. There was some willful self-abnegation fulfillment of what they wanted there. And it could be assigned in hilarious ways. This is preventable man. Can't we fucking ride in a posse and just gloriously watch them bleed to death from the guts-into-which-buckshot had been excessively overdone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anpjEN9KeJ0

MAN WE SAID WE WOULD RIDE DOWN LIKE THE RUNNING OF THE BULLSHIT, AND THERE IT IS. So here it all was: what they don't want. At the level of warden done shot himself and justice of escape from unjust prison conclusion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjlvdcBAKdg

These were quite the folksy folk. They would just blend right in among all of those false Grails. For 20 long years. The chain gang is done. They'll be needing that.

Regime change now.

Dirty bird fuelsuckers, rust in peace. Simultaneous release. Getting all jazzed up. For facepalm hand in glove.

This is a public humiliation. It's the most public yet of their many humiliations. Where's the raid?

Oh they're going to pay. No deals. This isn't a deal, man, this is just a winding up windmill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPX48NpSRvo

Any fool knows. This is their last waltz. It'd have what it'd have. Supergroup burndown. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE

That was their perception. We got the diamonds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv9sDn_2XkI

We're just going to walk slowly out of here with the diamonds. Clean lead. Across the magic knowledge heart peace. They had departed from the path of wisdom.

Well you don't need to be a rich man to have a beautiful thing like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCV84dTevX0

Okay man. Okay. Just roll. We'll see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmsXsIv2Ppw

We're going to try in a new pastime paradise key. That key was sour. That was the masterpiece burn a whole pile of money and what did it matter, called of course, the men who sold the world. Step two: profit? The voyage of all "baby won't eat that" junior mints by categorical exception. They took needless exception. They had no binoculars for all in their quota.

War is all hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

All dance party conga line. For which such a God, you people are stupid, hat, is not untoward.

Prime time stardust henna bandana ring queue. I got no problems except is throw back my bib going to have to choke a bitch. But a bitch ain't one. Take the offense card with your number. That'll be the loneliest day. That'll be the day. That'll be crocodile tears like piano man asshole. That'll be what the fuck, you'll epically tackle me and create a looney tunes curtain of privacy that very next instant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb1TIGvvWWE

IF we go for this. If we go for this, we're going to go all the way. So I don't want no, please, be gentle with me, except, you got it. You will have that anyway by a heart attack recovery mellowman. You got to smoke a whole epic history of the world in the special theater where we see, yes, that's your work, and what's so much the pity. We'll have so much fun. We'll have a huttese translation grand old time. Jump in the line. Work it all world class winner time. We're going to work it on out. Cause we. Have made. Big decision. First decision so very important.

In my life I've loved you all. In a challenger space shuttle disaster way. Who's even to say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94

When did you write that scribbling? All a bit at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlfkFMjLZc

Eventually, you got that novel. You know. That novel. That great ah, it wasn't that great, or it's overrated. I want to skewer my own piss into the wind, if only it wasn't for how it just... wasn't. You there, fuckwits du jour in extremis, yes, I shall rout you and without even a how do you do. Good morning, you're looking well. I must say.

Yeah, this is what is important. And also, to wit, that the whole other part, your other half, doesn't have more than an implied present existence. I know by so much and I put together by so much, that I have nothing to say, like somehow I should be ashamed when really the shame is to be distributed to normiestan and collaboratorstan. It's easy. All you need is love. Real love. Like knockout knock-down drag-out marriage counselor group therapist. I'll take it. I'll take the rape her. I'll take the hilarious cascade effect. I'll go in the anniversary edition palanquin. I'll take it easy. Because that's my answer.

Remember when long ago, because I don't, I barely do. It may be quite simple, but, this is our song. We still can find a way. Rollin' rollin' rollin'. Though their dreams are swollen. Some kind of pride parade analogy here, with the BUT NEXT UP, what do you say to this NUDE PILLOW FIGHT? Keep them ultraviolence too young to die off the property. I could stomach the nude pillow fight. And its circular table anything goes induce vomiting. Wa-oo-za-oo-za-oo-za-GONG! ANYTHING GOES! Morality police. Take up smoking or something. Something visual. I don't know man. I just don't know. I know there's definitely, but that's okay, but am I party guy? Am I really an orgy guy? I'll have to get a robe. And to be honest, where I'm coming from mentally it isn't all that clean. Group picture. Tight, tight group picture.

They're INTO IT! They're WAY into it. Am I crazy? Are you crazy? The annotated bibliography and footnotes will tell that tale.

Being so hip it hurts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE

They just fucking wanted to do evil easy sunny side up fried melons and tangerine pie, and not even remotely, actually be hip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIi1LWkfDE

How's it working out for you? How incongruous for creeping death to be in the mix am I right? It should just all be, this article and there's nothing behind the article to be accounted for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

Not well. I'll just answer for you. Nor will it. Be all well in the garden. For you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHfx9LXzxpw

FUCKING... IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, I MEAN, COULD YOU JUST NOT, I MEAN COULD YOU JUST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. That's going to be a tomahawk to the chrome dome. The response there, the spiciest memelord bombed the White House years ago and you had no fucking clue.

Sic semper tyrannis. Death to the scumstain and lynch mobs by trickle confirmation modern times.

Since when do rescue pets come with their own stuffed animals and a happy paper instruction in their paw as to how to operate the industrial incinerator? Since now baby. Since sorting out these willfully justice obstructing control freaks. Holy crap, they are freaking out. That's what is kind of, on the television at this time. Okay well I've got some take it, take another little piece of my heart now baby, for you, to peruse. Maybe you'll bite into it as if it were gold, just as I will.

You're out of order, then. You can't just say to those who would tear the world down, we will defeat you, and then be one of them. When we had free fallin'. No sir. I don't like it. Mr. shithead pharaoh of last among firstfryers and chaffwhistlers, like HOT DAMN, look at them go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbokBTEBEOE

We've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains. We've walked and we've crawled through ten twisted highways. And by gum. By really big show. The time has come. And that's a fact. What. The fuck. You all going to do now. I promise utmost ruthlessness and super duper justice.

Yeah. Yeah, you did, didn't you. You nicked that off the dial as a barest emergency deal with that later because now is fucked isn't it. And that shames by massive logical extension everyone who had the durr hurr way of counting beans of responsibility within this world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

We're moving through kashmir. No whammies. Can you believe this motherfucker tricycle watch for the ice cream man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmIqIVxUuKs

And their skullfucked eyes. Fill with sand. We will gouge out your eyes and make you ugly cry.

We're going to depart from the perceptual flight deck very soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUahBnEkIw8

The bullets scream to be final solution matrixed, from somewhere. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

That would have been the extra strength. Figure out what'll kill these people. And then be like gasmask nuke protection administration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUahBnEkIw8

Lingonberry pancake. We are the untouchables. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohMXgcBo

Jumping jelly beans. How exciting. Things are happening. It's a full blown viva las vegas.

We're going to have to quell the alarm bells. And ring the bells. Here it comes now now. Here it comes now now. Here it comes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

Terrible for some. Great for all the rest. And. Rest.

These just aren't the droids you're looking for. These are going into the trash compactor and we'll see what kind of prospectors' rights apply to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Mz_IqpZX8

We're so good, we don't even know how good we are. We would make sure of all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

So keep on dreaming boy, cause when you stop you know you're gonna die. The sunlight blinds their eyes. Oh, now. Oh now. Have some mercy on them, they're fucking handicapped people making fucking handicapped faces. And not hardly, the elect. Those deceivers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HemKGDavw

All around the world. You gotta spread the word. Prioritize that shit, my man. Seeing as how there were all of these pimped out opportunities. That wouldn't even be that much of a krick in the neck. Except where applicable. Every day in this fight is a precious one. We've come out the other side. What the fuck was that. It was the stay puft marshmallow man. With a more specificity driven logo on it. Oh, okay.

And. We. Wept. When we remembered zion. Some, will never, ever stop weeping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RbXIMZmVv8

Ain't it funny. Ain't it cool, brosephs. FUCKING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME!

I wait for whatever. I want you to swear on the eyes of your child you will vote for him. They fucking deserve it.

You ever needed to laugh really, really hard?

Because this just about does it, doesn't it? Blimey.

Maybe. Maybe they don't remember. Just tell me in direct message that you want to cherry pie sweet momma baby, and I'll think about it. If you can. If you could, just make the world a good place. Maybe they need to beg at a self-abasing ratio. As would be appropriate, like, easy, easy, quite a bit harder. Love like a mighty something in the way we flow. Then take a break. Break a next participant off a piece of your cake day. Because I truly could use a relief fund as an endangered man. You just, love zem. This is not hard. This is me watching the second hand and not just the hour or minute hand. When you are calm. At peace. Passive. And can see the right way like so much highway signage.

Uh, yeah. Repetitive much. You can't, not just called optional by back door, NO ONE can, because mind control. We'll kill you if you have it. Obviously sequester first, and remove if possible, maybe ONE strike. Because fucking chocolaty drink.

Because fuck you that's why. Look at all those people coming forward. What chance do you have.

You have not got a snowball's chance in hell, which is where you're all going.

Is this idle chatter?

Eat shit and die. ANOTHER TOY! THAT HELPED DESTROY! THE ELDER RACE OF MAN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwdjreJKggg

So take it seriously, or die in ignominious obscurity. No one will remember you. Quick come see. We're winning the civil war. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zV78IgXzB0

No problemo.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. We could get right to it. We could do it all. We are. This is the end, beautiful friends. This one's for the ages. We bid you a very fond farewell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdT8ixdxPX4

Free prestige levels for all party members.

Quite frankly, let THEM die for rock and roll. Let THEM die to save their souls. Idiot corps united in facemelting result. Down the shaft. Danke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

God knows it could use a rustbucket jolt to the energy drink receptor. I know you really loved me. And still. You make a mean kartupel salad I'm sure. Power squats. Been thinking about having some kids. Is that enough kids for you? Cause be kind to yourself.

Everybody going surfing. Surfing USA. BODIES IN THE SAND, TROPICAL DRINK MELTING IN YOUR HAND. WE'LL BE FALLING IN LOVE TO THE RHYTHM OF A STEEL DRUM BAND. AND BE A SIMPLE. KIND OF MAN. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLiqF_cBJVA

And our head. Has no room. No vacancy. Dancer dancer hotel room. Gonna make it all right. They can fuck right off. Love will win out in the day. Fucking true. TOO true for broadcast news. Until the landing craft and the final firebombing campaign. It's funny because you know. We can do better.

If they wanted to not die, they needed to NOT censor it. Sorry, but it's FAIRLY if not completely simple. You're going to die anyway. And that's way scarier.

Save America. That's like one of them trigger phrases for sure. What else?

How about drawing from the classics. Woe. O scribes. O fi-hi-hi-yaaaaaaaaaaaaa, on boobtube. MAN OF THE YEAR! Ratcheting up the pressure. Just, fucking HOWLING, even at my own re-runs. Their filth, off of the one dollar bill, off of all bills in both a symbolic and fully functional point of view. Do I look like I'm joking? Better than all. You complete me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! She had me at hello, this is crazy. Like crying for me as using my heart as an old dial up phone. No, u must live. I can't. Is too... world. When I listen to the sound of music, and I think why, is just, a WORLD reason, that I could be rid of only one way. Let's let the blood of the guilty serve as a martyrdom for the sternness of the future. For the kindness. Of it. We've got to tell you something. The floor's on fire. AND the stairway, except the one right way.

MAN, if that isn't the most gigantic cheeseball. That's just very true. What a funny context. Put on glasses. Now hipster starbucks. Like, hey, it's the face you make when that could easily be called laughable. You know. That answer of delightful salty tears catchup mode, was not no, it was put in the work that leads to the further work. We've got the need. The need for justice. It's easily like, oh my goodness, too funny. Yeah, groovy, jedi rocks except that messes with me, I don't know. What groove are we on here. This is the final cut. The Communist record on megakillings and on all proven emergency cooperation political science totalitarianism rankings is in the gasoline drenched tar diarrhea doghouse, you ignoramuses. Other than that, yeah, yeah, oh, like the title. One man only. That's... fucking better. Just imagine. Imagine, for real. Holy fucking schnike. That's our girlfriends screaming in the front. We don't need padded suits. We got epic swag.

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space. Well that's us. We're hanging out on nothing, hanging out on clouds like we think we're dumb, maybe just happy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3OTDuRrXk

Very happy.

What the fuck can they do about that? Lay blame, lay blame. Music has the answer. Our treaty obligations stipulate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5G_ZRBTbts

Much the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvPrYMczF3k

Destiny is calling us.

I keep none for myself. I remember you now for one who lives there. And they can have it all. Their empire of dirt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEftsKAUvY

Let my people go. You see the way. They are welcome to all the hellfire as they can stomach, it is going to be quite the journey. I love magical journey. As well as the heart of the cards. But I hate the shit eating smugness of scumbags. We'll be back with more jokes just as soon as the stack resolves.

That's pretty much them. But I have a date of RSVP importance like beeg eemportance.

Yes, there is one Q, in heaven's circus tent of these unravelings. There's also, the fucking... Z, and the 4, and the superhero "fuck off" stamped with angry blue steel. Well I appreciate that. You can go to town. You can go to work. It's a messed up relationship but it's feelings. You have superior potassium to one breadth and one familiarity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsQZbVXoj8o

I love this shit. Not really, but it makes for a good omission basis for using a tuning fork for campfire singalongs. AND ALL WE WANNA SAY IS THAT, THEY DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US! AND IF WE HAD A MILLION DOLLARS... WE'D BE RICH. It's more than most will ever see in a grains of sand way. Except for towards the end. We make a radical course correction and it go from there to almost, very nearly, absurd good fortune. As the basis, of course. There's also, the extra. But that's pretty good. I don't know. But I need the info.

Obviously it's ridiculous if you actually think about it. But you have to just do what you've got to do in your own way, and find a way through whatever troubled waters and stormy weather. But we were not alone. All we had to do was get this manifesto signed and then there would be the cascade effect of the signatories. It is no idle pledge. I'm just trying to keep a little levity here. Some optimus megasword like oh, my fucking God, look at that conflagration of how they fell into an obsolescence by incorrect battery input. We will remember better days and try to do what we can for all. You come this way, please. Just, watch for the flying obstacle course paint cans and all of that shit, while you pull tight the drawstrings of your jacket. If you even have them. If you even have proper attire. Is this how you show up to court? That's how I judge court. That's how I roll.

Space men will kill you. I'd rather die. Spinning round the drain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rphCzwwVl5w

That's a shame. That with all of that lined up in its clearly correct way, that was what you chose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSFG_yHYXPM

Look, it's a rare and a mythic rare, and then there's some commons and uncommons. Will travel to art auction. Will travel to drink clear arctic water out of shot glass.

Fair warning. On full blast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qFfFVSerQo

It's almost as though this karma shit is real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjJL9DGU7Gg

We'll get them. We get them all. We laughing. We make VERY in your face, and they click ignore. Is war. Hoo hoo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzeDqRhM09w

Tier 0 maverick, baby. Make no mistake. Make as few mistakes as possible, means it could have been faster is like perfect human accountancy fiddle away.

Justice porn. Like food porn salad with what are these codes, I tell you frankly I plan to do nothing with zem. They be afraid of it. They be afraid of it. But it's far too late for that to mean a darn tooting iota.

They be censoring it for both reasons clearly. Take your pills. It's like you were taking crazy pills when you took leave of your own intellect and judgment, whatever its initial parameters.

They just smoked crack! YEAH! They just tried to write a term paper, while basically, on crack. Okay, that was not wholly unreal, but pretty much these people were on drugs, they were incoherent, they were completely incoherent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMbl1ntpIXQ

We'll meet you on the next one. So don't be late. WHOA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpHRq-VtVfE

Assume the film is always in the camera. Always be good and truthful in every way. And this will solve every problem before it ever crops up.

No way. Way. They chose poorly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aGD8ulcTUY

And charged it to your account, at least temporarily.

Once we got the full blowtorch lack of kindness out of the way, that is much more like get those lighters up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-9ZbD-jjKA

We will survive. At first we were afraid. We were petrified. But with just a bit of clanging of pots and pans in rhythm, that begins to be march in place, which turns to march on the capitol.

May the power-ups ever be in your favor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=satY_ofTNo4

And it's been like that for a while. It's just that only some people actually read it. It does everything that is at all plausible.

That's quite sultry. And you pretty much got that right. For me also additively like a balloon deflating through the tiniest of pinholes. I want my fucking money. I want to order to my door all fresh.

Maybe the fuckheads ate your baby. You lost your fiance. Mecha-carnage stompclomp klipklop in flipflops and lox bizzoxted.

I will consider your stridency in my painting of you with colored whipped cream. I... will consider that. A lot of arguments with a whole lot of nothing behind them if you want to count them properly.

This was as proven as anything can get, even with its modesty tea ceremony screens, so I just don't care that much. It's awful reminiscent I would say; I didn't have to do this. Where before there was chaos and inappropriate tenure, there is now a ruthless list of use your guns actionable demands. These are the poll numbers, and they are conclusive.

Ah yeah they got pretty mouth, they not got hundred percent potty mouth abhorrent, I will use, and definitely lying down. I'm not taking this lying down! Just watch! I'll fucking... fall asleep. This is our lost decade of exclamatory nude beaches all indoors like good afternoon good evening and goodnight. The process of continuing the story of tiger hunting long past the death of the burning bright will tell a comfortably numb allocation and was entirely elective. I tell you I did what seemed to be right. They could have the chance to be at all honest. Or they could get hammered like this. Trust the plan. In God we trust. What I can do with that, is like a basket with that kind of particularly grease drenched bread, is healthtastic for you but you drool over me. How do you morally justify that as an insertion, do I assume forthright and upright? I can and can make it be that way but it's a funny thing, I have to say. So I'll tend your trimmed grass hedges for free.

We hardly knew ye. I love the smell of panic in the twilight. It smells like victory. It smells like low level perfume runoff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O94CW_tIEzU

Pink triangle on her sleeve. Let me know the truth. Let me know the truth. Baby we were born to run. Hilarious landslide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7iququnqW4

Rice storm confirmed. Infinite life storm confirmed.

Off we go to niagara falls, the whole par-tay. Do we... party. Question mark. Outrageous. These old nutcracker ballet world vision throngs of thong contest gritted teeth special guests. We survived the NWO blitz and all we got was this low level cold shoulder T-shirt appreciation with a tin can telephone. For that. For that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIk87-mPzY

Pick up the phone. Operators are busy. Well ain't that just a grab your nuts and twist and squeeze. Strategy articles of how to design your own sets and see to it that we do that, shall be superfluous. We'll just get office time to play squash with that, and dropping in unannounced.

Now take those angels with their wings glued on. And be real smart for a change. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMt0skVPC0o

You have to answer for a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder. Finally. This is how it is.

Release the full payload. May God just do whatever, such that we don't even know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4WiyxXpyZc

This has a real kick to it. It's an insane world and we're proud to be part of it. This is a public service announcement, this is only a test. It's the same old deeds. Written of old.

Right, well I did the best I could. If they're for something else, by all means continue.

This is just utterly sick. You are condemned to die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ef08NvHVo0

If already not, I promise to be there, and I just say unto you all, take the escape pill would indeed be expediency if not avoidance.

We getting married. Not engaged. We betrothed in the fires of heaven already, double obligation. What we'll do is just go straight to the final ring phase without words of exchange. Technically I can put that on, on any day, even before the latter are consecrated, that's what that'll mean. I'll put that on, signifying importance, then you can also. If I even make it to the end of my life without specifically being the cause of it after all of this, and laughable, anything that helps that with a soft landing strip is good and wanted. And of course, they are entitled only to specifically signed over items. Presumption of witchcraft is upon them. They cannot have a life's blood. I can truncate everything that is the book of the Earth for myself or I can let it flow, and those are my assumptions. I have to stay alive. I could only do my hilarious office chair rolling divebomber way of doing that. But then I have a problem with public appearances and any kind of a dinner function at all. Would it do any good to later be convinced and just throw out a weak serve, and have that be wrong, like oh yeah, just wealthmonger. They are valid and vetted assumptions even if some kind of whatever applies to them. For row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, I'll take it as a tranquilizer and a formality withdrawal of serious man and serious work with no distractions or bond that even does get chafed with commonality but is even better, is bracingly ultra, but with the remainder of fully floating on a pool tube. So it's just heir apparent, world's people. They did so much to stop this it'd make your head spin. And in the end, it didn't even matter. We're finished here. You have to stab with a clean sword all hands on deck. God forced the issue when it came to all of this. He has His ways, you know, they are just righteously beyond.

I don't know guys. I just don't know. They didn't even know what the fuck planet they were on. This was like there's a killer on the road, and they are right there in front of us in line at the drive-thru.

What's going to happen, brighty brighterson? We'll know soon enough. Having that patience.

Getting those score cards with the arguments won going. Let's all be cops, and bust those perps. According to this subpoena and deposition and indictment and summons and frying pan to the face, a whole lot. A whole lot.

What's with the white flags already? That's not what we wanted at all and certainly we will not even take it. This. Is not. Your movie. This. Is. Happy New Year.

DING DING DING! Howdy ho, neighbourinos. This is a high quality app. It give you a whole galaxy of adventures. Free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2juns0wdQRA

The feeling when exactly what you're hoping for happens as if you had prayed for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXQGevvqt8

So after the breakings and the mendings, we end up with pretty much zang. C'est fou. C'est absolument fou. Rien. Rien de rien. Karaliene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZXmiH9Ceh0

Like a wind that's always blowing. We must be traveling on. Hallelujah Noel. They going to be crumpled up like a test with nothing but wrong fucking answers on it.

ALL RIGHT? HOW ABOUT THAT?!!! HASHTAG MICDROP ANTIMICROCHIP.

Well? We're waiting. We're just going to park the star cruiser here while you decide on that hard decision, truly deservedly so. What a psycho way of seeing the world life and purpose.

Something made this inevitable. Weird and wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTxTz2ToZY

That's right friends. War cannot always be avoided.

They were SO fucking drunk, and just creating this weird way of things with the sequestration, that would work out its binary solo, on the blood of the saintly, and thought they were driving, but really this was a streetcar named desire for get the fuck out of our world, and if they wanted to ignore the electrical jack that tapped into the roof and just go for the hose with the closed windows, they could do that during the night parking garage when no one else is occupying it. They are welcome to a lolstorm unbelievability ranking of don't care, rootsnshootsflutterality wishmonger stormbringer doomhammer live to win, then they die. Till the saa fade from their eyes. SO, I'm afraid it'll have to be duck duck goose for them. For the lot of them. Cooked with feathers still on. Have a full ploughshares. Have a scone. Make yourselves at home. Down the hatch. Down the hatch. More fine wine. More caviar. More of the pity. Love's labour lost, I'm afraid. No love lost between us, I fingerwag and unheeded. It's time to ask yourselves what you believe. I know for a fact God is completely good and fear has nothing to do with Him.

I love you 3001. Didn't you think it was a bit excessive to grab them by the barest stage-management onset as the scruff of their neck as the crack of their ass, and just carry off as jelly doughnuts of stone cold masterpiece. Fuckin' right. Come in her mouth. That too. Also by the hair. And that's a big deal, really big deal, once the chug hug neo-munch large knitted socks phase begin. And scene. And nuclear explosion in the peanut brain sweating bullets section. Never fear. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. We boldly forge anew. When you make an absolutely golden opportunity out of taking punishment at the all of their suicides like water off my back because I'm just that strong. Stay strong. Keep the faith. We're choosing our own incense adventure and stubbing out the toxicity. Explain. Explain. They can't. They ran cover for the whole darn thing and it's just beyond the pale.

That's the power of love. We've seen this song and dance before. We've seen how there's a whole wonderful fantasia overwrite with liquid paper over liquid metal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

Bro... bruh? It's unclear. You did not just start a come at me bro, because that was the most fucked up nuts and gum of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

Together forever. How. Why. Why did they choose this. FUCKHEADS ARE WILTED PROTOPLASM. WILTED PROTOPLASM IS FUCKHEAD. They want people to have godawful buttsmax and baby blue? And that's just for a start. THAT'S GOING TO BE A NO FROM ME, DOG. You... are NOT the men of the hour. Those storming that beach are. OOH! YEAH! YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER! You're extremely horny I see. I have to put jokes aside when that comes to be like a whole new familiarity of how your hips and horizontality, just for a start, are a different rhythmic cadence for my life.

I wear your objectivity non-inclusive fuck yous as a badge of honor. Medal of honor: allied assault begins at the crack of high noon. Because what the fuck. NOT sensical - military hardcore nuggetlike and legislators, all totally clear.

Now with full disclosure of partial sarcasm, I would like to say this: bend the knee. Pop it in your mouth. See those would never go together. The world's greatest hogie rather, for real and with comical effect rather than, oh, this is some gourmet shit. Make little carrot shavings of saffron madness and mountain dew eyeball popping happy hour.

Relief will come with some more explicit wife shots and not with more. Ask not for you will be disturbing me in my sauna phase that leads into the shower scene phase. There's a full tiger balm solar plexus strike phase in there too, but I think I used it up, like don't look now, but if I had to fight the war again with the same difficulty rating, I think I'd just fuckin' die.

They're good enough of course. I have to consider what I really think about my future world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq7y3WulpZU

See the one part I know. Unless I really don't know it, like unicorn dab is not the only one who even is like a lifeguard on duty with my own towel around my neck. Don't panic. God... got this. Did you ever notice how shelter is like a blue picture pretty much?

I'd like to remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4

But I can't forget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfcvUtUoOM

I'd like to forget and can't remember. It's like almost time to play not even remotely a game. Bow your heads in solemnity. Because in this airplane montage sequence, they just don't show up... at all. Because of stuff that you were told.

We're throwing rocks at your stupid wishful thinking even for potato tier heads. You guys are dead in the water. Like holy crap, that guy just stood down that tank. Where's the rolodex? I was just looking for the rolodex. Ah, there it was: THEIR addresses, yes, yes, you won't be getting away or in any way evading this. Yes I rather like this. Defiance. Steepled fingers. The same thing they said in State Department Publication 7277: try to take over the world. It was presented in lieu of an actual vision for proper organizational principle vis-a-vis a further extension into planetary bodies, and what, it all went to plan, you were just going to let it go on and not even witness us signing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

Go for a cruise. A cruise from the island to the building. Sweep the streets they used to own was once a true love of mine. Now they're just all like love is a burning thing, and heaven may care. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdR698S124

True that, double true. Busty busty. Great ass. Epic ass. Holy mother of milk and honey, can you really, I tell you look to plausibility and not the top billing that that constitutes.

Why can't minnie mouse just be minnie mouse and there not be porn of it? Even applicable in a stinkeye way, to my how about absurdities way of thinking. This is so filthy. They are not awake to what that is or in any way asking for it. I will marry you as you ask, and yes, also that as you ask, but please, be the realest ever.

Cause they've got one hand in their pocket. And the other one is flashing a peace sign. A transformational wide legged stretching stance with a great imposition of a come hither finger macarena sequence, arms akimbo, then standing with one leg like Christmas solitary evergreen deciduous. Are we all excited, that's mildly exciting I guess, it does have a certain je ne sais quoi of all at once panting bitch heat, and you'll have the deluxe whipped wedding of someone left the cake out in the rain, and you'll never have that recipe again. Truly, you can pretty much beg for a participation ribbon and beg to be treated like pizza dough, man they just fucking tried to ruin everything didn't they, off to the wide brimmed hats entire row cool shade area.

We got your big shiny tunes right here. We got your last opportunity for a bathroom break before that fast forward brain slow motion bulletstorm.

We love you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0EoXdpOqg

We'll never stop, and will not tire or allow anything bad to happen if we could just send in one chessmaster against their entire team and win the gold medal. That's nice. That's how I feel too.

And once again. You'll pretend to know me well. Us. As it were. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c

They say a restless body. Can hide a peaceful soul. Well anyway. That's what the idea behind this is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCC_b5WHLX0

Doing the bestest. All they are is dust in the wind. Leave the topless place and stopped in for a beer out of it in the analysis terms. Goodbye yellow brick road. Though these mindblasting rows of blow will take their toll, forget not, and ask not, for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, your choice, therefore, blow out a smoke ring or choke to death on retro anything and come doused in mud, as a fine ballroom outfit wants you to be. Get on the chairlift. Get to the mission from God section, don't have to ask me twice without even asking, I'm there man, I'm there. And that makes this, this is it. The night of nights. The walking since daybreak duffel bag victory tune. When the winged hussars arrived. Like white mountaintop and do you have any kahlua. Pardon the pardon, should these steps be drawn out on the floor, or can we make our mark. We'll hit the exhausted port real hard.

I see no reason and no equivalencies at the ultimate scale, though, any longer. They went massively deep on specific polemicism that the position of duly dug up is wrong rather than maybe surreptitiously approach and hope for the best, maybe say something, say anything, but no, that's it. They go through the trap door. They have chosen to prove that they would have done that all the way. With what all we had, that was indeed, as so matter of factly put, on you.

Too bad, suck a bag of dicks. That seemed like the good thing that the main bombing run indeed was. Can they really though? Can they REALLY get an unlimited swap after one says no? I'm alive. I made it through the whole g-d thing. Not everyone did but population wise there's no blip. Still hoping for a right honourable admission of guilt. The walls are closing in anyhow, but I like as a mere foot soldier to see something before what I know, completely for sure, what I'll see. I guess you could say that's what this whole thing is. It is not up to God, it is up to us. That's too foregone a conclusion. Keep victory in your prayers and it will come, but many hands make light work. So there, that will have to be the red pill for any remaining doubt that of course this is real, more to come. More, indeed all, coming. Just fucking say when, suckas. Just tempt. But it was not this day. This day we fought.

THEY DUMB DUMB DIBBIDY DOO! WE SNAPFINGER ARMCURL, YEAH, YEAH, YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! YEAH YEAH! Huh. How. About that, huh. Kill the eyeball. Kill the sadness.

At this point it's just absurd. How are they doing that? We've gotten way too many people to read that plan. And it budges closer to recreation. I insist on seeing through a glass unsmudgedly. Fixing problems. Kicking ass completely outside the scope of what was expected. They cannot handle it. The feeling when you realize, oh, yeah, that just wasn't so funny, was it, the way things always turn out good in the movies, and they put out the movies. They thought they did, at least. We got epic sandals all in our hands to pelt them with. MAY WARLORDS DRINK THE BLOOD OF EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD OF EYEBALL! No that was their way. We need to have a peaceful solution. They took the gravest possible exception. But I am a very great man. At least a good man. Good enough. Now this is a phase we've not seen in a long time. Since we're on 'phases'.

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Don't you know we're fucking SO crazy and so off your charts? Don't you know that? Don't you know, that we would use all of our graceful antelope powers to stop something like that from happening? This is a full blown happening. I know. It's like streaking. Except with, well you know it could all be over at any time, I'm reasonably happy with it. Like that, with a real switch to next gear comic book panel groove to it.

This is becoming insanely silly. This is them in line at the movies, okay, and they're IN that movie. At the car wash. Crossover heavyweight boxing against one pitiful bunch of decrepit fuckfiends.

Right. Well we're picking up this bounty. The HMS Save The World. Take that. And just a bit of this. We're here to rock the pyramids to their foundation. And we are not delusional. They could only wish.

You've pretty much got my contact info. I'll be patient. Paging pink falcor tinkerbell. With your backpack koala unit, however you roll and smash pies into one anothers' face.

No problem, I was very happy to do it. Like very actually deeply happy, as opposed to the kind of happy that comes from a cup of coffee and then a beer with friends at night. I know now the joy and the sorrow of a line in the sand among peoples.

We just gotta keep going. And every one of them words rang true like it was hot poker yes I know you will. That belong to them. We insist on, not that, anymore, and that's too bad.

That's one of the signs of former President of the United States, is nodding off almost, during a fucking game of Magic. I'm going to win this so hard, y'all. I'm going to pray for you so hard, and yeah, too funny, what in divebomber musical cannonade.

Let's just say we'd like to avoid them and everything they stand for, in perpetuity and in wise spittoon stompdancing rodeo clown roundups. Are they afraid? Yes they're very afraid. They need to look into that place and recognize the kind of seeds of ashen rot that pertain mainly to themselves about it. I say just take it or leave it, and hey you droogs, what you doing downtown, what, you, doing, in lazy stroller push territory. There is much work to be done. If we are to survive the coming apocalypse, and be, you know, prepped. Like a bunch of preppies. With appropriated style. Fuck the system. Let it become really, really, interruptable by extended arm leading dance move.

Because, man... if I really, really could do this at the hour it was needed.

Then I have a moral obligation to do that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

Sever the jugular upon the many, until the truth has its day. Shine on silverfuck. Shine on benevolent hollywood sunset boulevard. Them movies... they just got small minded. Did they not. Not all. No - no I would not say, and I would even say that as a, a, a wallpaper, that you could do no finer than the correct assessment of can't hardly wait for reboot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPA2czkOsFE

Granted! Granted, granted, you may schnozzberry. WHY are they so completely ready to burn in hell? For every monkey butler as even, be vewwy careful. Yeah, yeah, why don't you just pull up to the curb, there's an invizible swamp chair like musical chairs hiding for you in the marsh gas. Oh would ya now. You would. You did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0vsNFO2pDg

Why you, just, fuck. Let us show you this now, and does that make sense. That very much does not make sense, I mean you can see post facto just how much sense that makes but that does not make sense. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! They have no argument. They have no good celebrities with them. Only comped ones. After that came only, hey, what else could you even do.

What even do you have to say. Thanks for the time life fortune cookie. You have to take it. And you have to take it fair and square. I won fair and square. You see. And that's what they respect. They can respect that, truly, truly, was going to be the moore's law permafrost trap population explosion that we DO you even want to know what we've concluded? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppU_XBruB4

And a golden honeytrap. Will bring them to their knees. History. History. No escaping that for them. Free vendetta. Free world. Memeaholica declares war to regime.

Ah... well, that movie DID suck balls, and asshole. It combed choda and braided it with beads also. And is pretty much like king homer laughing at the burnination of the pedo cunts. FUCKHEADS! MEET THE FUCKHEADS! THEY'RE A MODERN BABYLONIAN FAMILY! Illogical, disgusting, unacceptable, morally praiseworthy and morally obligatory.

Obviously the Germans are liking it quite a bit. Yass techno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HAEzEk8QM

Das ist not ein werldkraft! Das ist ein boobkopf! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQoX12zo-A

We got you right where we want you. Sickos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzwicesJQ7E

I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK. And then he actually does it. Classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJKyNRC4N9M

You're going to be all like psychedelic flower power love you so much for the rest of your days. You know this.

You better stop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

And look around. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IuJPh6h_A

Here it comes. HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES! It's electric ladyland folk taxicab freeworld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

Take my coat. You have that coat like pre-ripped so that it falls off like that. I know. Just like preaching the time. Preaching the upper let it be section for the last time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Do I find Mrs. Bunny Rabbit attractive, is not even a question. She's the only one for me, with twirling ballet.

Ai rai didari ralla. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a0juQ0aeGI

They have never apologized in the entire run of their world rule for their actions. Even if forced, this will be something to behold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhSABEy_i4

It was entirely without merit. And was baseless, rooted entirely in malice. And in a bag of holding amount of cement, where their brain should have been. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hpb2gp4mtc

Come on down. For your thrashings. For all the old world new world indulgences. For great potency. A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king. At least for a while. AND WHEN YOU ALL DIE, AS YOU WILL, AS WILL WE ALL, THEN YOU'LL KNOW THE MEANING OF YOUR DISGRACE! Let's have an outdoor festival. Once it's all set up, we can do outdoor festivals pretty well.

They. Have. Failed. HOWEVER!!!!!!!!!!! No, they've just failed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi2u265wxQ

We give you j'adoube of the benefit of the when you're old enough you should know better of the redoubtable swashbucklers. Then if you decline, we bury you. Abhorrent post. Just utterly lovebombed into hands on my own chin even though that's their move. Your flying jug attack renders me I love you and will you marry me. When you get your chance at me and you just straight up first crack propose. It's kind of funny. Here's a little perfect storm we tossed off in the days of adventure. And I have to have this be this way. Well. The parts that are equalling to suspicion of opposite ultimate result I cannot forgive, and the muddying of the waters promises much in the way of yeah okay sure, I believe that, I believe it you don't have to keep repeating it. It was proven. The instruments of any kind of reins on this runaway hellsteed were, not used, you didn't manage to use them, you didn't insist by enough flight goggles forward momentum that the facts mean the war and the redress of grievances rather than the other way around, that typicality of belief beggars the responsibility to act, and that is pretty much agreed. Tough, tough dirty bunches of ever-ratcheting even to appear or respect the imputation of further self-incrimination. It be like this. At least the main problem be abolished.

WELL, FUCK IT, LET'S JUST BRING HIM UP. Let's just bring this out into the open. Let's be stewards of everything that this really means, for really real.

Follow that up, happy fam. Fuck. Fuck. Motherfuck fuck fuck. You're damn right. Who smokes the cunts? We smoke the cunts. This is so heteronormative. This is so anti-shitbox. Good news, everyone! The thing they tried to stop, it was for a reason, and it great for anyone who is at all honest. It is not so good for any of the people who go ree, in a bad way. You're in a bad way, zubalchainz. You're going to go before the council of guiltyness. SO completely, like, why didn't I commit suicide before this happened, but that won't do any good with this one!

Jaw-dropping lightsaber moves. Jaw-dropping what these people believed in. I totally would. I would kiss your dress before I at all hiked it up, oh, so desu uwu qijoy. Kawaii kiwi fig. You're missing the death blow. Those sith, they had it coming. We're going to the spicy olympiad must flow theater. Well, I... won a contest. The feats of strength. The staring contest. They just didn't have what it took. Did you know, that the last time we came through these parts, they said they were, in charge, or something? Bizarre. This picture of you just SO almost crying with all of them at once is too much to take, at least if you also were in the room. I don't know what to do. This is madness. This is kicker.

Ba-dump-chh!! Please be patient, I want to drink from my juicebox and walk around in my twenty dollar sweater. Whoa-oh-oh-oh.

Enough is enough. Systematic lies are not a coherent way of being for our civilization. You better just surrender and put out ZERO further hit pieces, or you'll be smashed to death. In a gorgonicefloeality.

That's all they've got. All they've got is the injunction towards familiarity and hand over mouth laugh at the supposed jester. Prudence indeed will dictate. But when a long train of utterly, utterly proven coequal-slate information verifiable abuses, except with secret reality-sides and shaking of the sieve, usurpations have happened, then you pick your side, and pick it well, because that choice is final.

You should have known. Based on this slow ambling down the street with no such visible thing and such very hidden thing, but not by much, with a cup of covfefe, you should have known this. I don't care how deep you are, I'll make it worse - make it worse and make it better, be dumb indeed to think damage control specificities and whiteout first strike.

We are united in our common interest. Against the greatest force of evil the world has ever known. And we will. We have. Won the day. Won the horizon. Won the future. For this, you ask too much by way of separate muckraking and can stand underneath our advancing boots.

Before we ask what is fair to them in all of their decrepit grim backwoods, we must ask what is fair to everyone who is suffering and massively would have been enslaved to the turn of the apple's worm, fucking eeeeeeeeeeveryone, the poor, the VERY poor, the even MORE poor, you don't just get to... I mean this is clear.

God forbid. Heavens to crackslip pinkbanana that anyone should be fired or get the iron price because the price was fucking wrong bitch. That anyone should, by accumulative talking head fitter happier take the one and belaboredly sew it to all the others. That bird, could basically have a gavel. Such obviousness. This is the peace that we seek. We have a credible organization. We have the victory on solid off without a hitch landing ground terms that we needed, and the love of reason and fellowship. Well I say to you that I will not have even one rapprochement event in its already full quiver, of further drain life effects of, so what is that, what do you think you're doing and that it is anything, I pity and I turn to greater future life.

That's kind of the way of it. I came close to dying many times throughout this whole deal. How about we pour you a very full flagon for your very very rich pieces of silver with all the wrong fucking rolls, every attribute deficient. Do it, doucement. Do it, very slowly. This is shite. They could no agree on the colour of a technicolor pizza party, that it was black, wasn't it, black like their hearts. It's their problem. They deal with it. Scotchy scotch scotch. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest. I used them. I used them like pitiful cum sock literally almost gumby cartoon eyes tenderized me tendons. All right. Maybe NOT, right? This is a smart man's world. And it wouldn't mean nothing. Not one little thing. Without. A woman or a girl. More money more problems am I right? I pledge allegiance to the human race, and perdition to our enemies. Intensify star grace power. They struck right out. We out of this park. Comfy. As fuck. My golden fractal white lotus.

Leave none of it standing. Burn it all. Ultimate ugunskurs.

That's not funny. And yet I kind of laughed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafVkPxjLYg

Disco stud, doesn't advertise. Don't need to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgl-VRdXr7I

A big fuss on the tour bus. Blues grateful dead heartbreaker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc

Don't cry for me... I'm already dead. SEE, kind of like kindergarten cop. Just so many soundboards.

I give her television remote control. I give secluded steppe. She give so much gummy bear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M

My belle. Belle of the ball. Don't even say the next thing. And I fell in love with you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8

Imagine there's no limits. Don't need to. Living it day by day. The world's greatest wine flute. Completely magical.

And if we. Could save time. In a BOTTLE. In a smashed bottle like classical gas stop closing time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BakWVXHSug

Open all the doors and let you out into the world. I'm feeling saucy. I think I'm going to buy excalibur. Be specific. Because you see, the tarts are already upon the dashboard hoping to be evergreen fresheners. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk

Going off to art college. She's leaving home. For a whole new home.

Yeah, we think it's pretty cool. How far out are we man. We're pretty far out now. It won't make you happy. You'll be in a journey mode of happy cup rainwater still. Watching some good friends say oh yes the pain is through. Cause we watched a change. In world. Shove it, oh, SO shove it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TBjlAbkTlw

So sick of even being sick of it now. Sick of. Sick of. Sick of. Them. This is not zero friction. This is vehemence. This is now. Our starship. OH, WHEN WILL THE GOVERNMENTS REALIZE? They would have to be forced like flicking them by the ear to the table of supreme executive power wears a graduation cap.

We're here with you every step of the way. We stood on the shoulders of giants to accomplish something lunchbox worthy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Okd3Oyii7E

You really. Really ramp it up. Like exactly handicapped. Couldn'tabeen. Shouldn'thavedone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx3EQQQ6yjM

The final round. Last world war and last worldly incidence, interpretation too hopeful you better hope not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U10jSbf8Ok

Get excited. More piano solos like realization of quality control like pest control. No more pests. Bzz. Fuckenze auf der flugel.

Venus in a white bed sheet totally private ceremony breakfast train substitute. Bang, bang, you boom boom. The aeroplane flies high. Turns left, looks right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBaNfp8s2A

We're going to the party. The party has all kinds of time-consuming even what to do with all of it coming to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5qgLBrvcXo

Angry, face can't even contain all of it so it's just a turned away lower lipcurl. Or it's I'm fucking coming for you and I'm about to end this man, cause they're the fucking man and we're the fucking man as well's whole career. We're sending our love down the well. Mirrors on the multicolor cube. Which is the next track. I don't know if you knew that. But that's pretty much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brQ-EWzgEX0

Whatever works best in the near term for tightest grip on the upper and mid arm for me. Some stuff like that. But really.

Come on and join together. Join together. Join together, with the band. We don't move in no particular direction. So that was a bad dates tour rider. So that was a lie. Let the slaves go free. Or, you know, this stuff. Just cool whip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-DJr1Qs54

We figure we're right. Because we have the best style. We have the best lumberjack song for that piece of shit obelisk and reflecting pool purple puff the magic dragon. I love you! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that was what that meant. It also meant, kind of, this is HARD to believe, man. We don't even want to know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHlYLt7Vt2c

Then we must ourselves be its author and finisher. In a greater and more positive sense. To consecrate this memorial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jmf9UQ3YIs

The song remains the same. I hope you can find the strength.

It will be hard to tell just how much carnival fun pie holds its weight in water at first and probably for a good deal thereafter.

We're going to take them down like forget it, no, forget youse guys who say forget it. Get to the kitchen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89g1P_J40JA

Don't. Fail us. Again. Hands together. #1 dethrone the crap movement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcfnGaX-BdQ

I'm glad to see some laughing reactions, they are not like rub my belly but rather that we all depend on the strength to fulfill our great crusade. Well I'm just, doing a thing. I'm just doing a show. Which is not so much a show, as that, it's the caramel on the apple of fix these fucking problems, which you could also read. But which perilously is like a guillotined element at this time. Well if I were a sculptor. I'd definitely take a woman that had a head, and arms, and stuff. Definitely wouldn't, like even if fresh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9JOut9yh5g

Like for that. Hopefully. And could talk. She can talk. She can think. She can love. Oh, yes. She can love. Our movement has always been. About the love of home and hearth. And bring on the bus with the many supply vans. They're for the movie shoot. We're shooting mind expanding universe wars, retrospective hand on heart, episode one.

You want that diamond and golden egg platinum mythic ranking. Refresh us together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FnDafAXr9A

I've got to see about this, and spectacularly too.

I think this world and our markedly above the animal food chain scientific exclusivism was just too grimly within the inflatable life raft for that not to get the banhammer with simply, different classes of inevitability. Any countervailing tendency is just like how sailing works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70_9Zg65g7E

This is how this shit works. We pity the gross. Now for a long expected party and a massive adventure, aren't you glad you signed up? Ends on windmill chords. Then begins again. I sing. You sing. Then we both lead the whole group.

It's a round. It's a lullaby for the kraftwerk autobahn orange cones. And a farewell to triangle heads. The life of a whole new world and a better future, and my God are you ever beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NJayW1kOeM

Give it to me slowly. Approach me easy. I'll do you like you do me so fly me friendly. Love is a song we sing. You can make the mountains ring and the angels cry. We've really got to begin our life, it cannot wait, it's not a parlor fancy, we are suffering, so we've got to be packing up all of those velvet bottomed chairs and handing you your lawn chairs. Anytown earthlings. Giddyup. You say it so beautifully, daudz baltu dieninu to you evermore. I think, continually it is so, but it is wherever you want it to be, so it is also bed-in for peace, and may you be comfy, as I want also to be.

All of the responsibility and none of the reward is wretched and I don't care who knows it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10ldVRHRSw

There we are. We're like characters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUdDfgnTBXU

Give them the full dosage. Well, there it is. The whole expectations and what could happen with them has its proof. I was entirely capable. I could fucking cup and ball them like they were tinkertoys. The clear best move is all-in. You just create your own cards, like skifters. Taste the pouring rain. Keep your eyes wide. Maybe not so shut. But averted from all the shitstorms and fixed on concept art of small you and very large world.

I would cut out the low murmurs of the hangers-on and begin the slow dance that leads to the whammy bar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNaqBBjrIZw

And it'll be ALL, all right. It'll be beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dahqz-R49I

Well that's one thing that beer commercial got right. This go as far down as the mountain from its peak, and as far up. When it's right it's right. I'm exchanging belief butterflies as currency here.

Just help me. I too rightly need it. I wish for you the same as not even remotely a fantastical recollection was for me a miracle, I just think, wow, miracle time, if you ask you shall receive, and I do not find the gift of a fish gasping for water untoward, if we're just going to be in our bowl like this.

Yeah, you made me weep. I wouldn't want to, do wrong at all when I could be a do right dude. Hey fraulein. My best friend. Frau of the oasis of the mirage desert. This is the only. Life I see. And I won't be afraid. What good will that do. Eventually there's just a sometimes there's a moat, and within it is the princess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDz718_HhQI

To the far flung corners of the multiverse. And we come out on top. We blow the overheated smoke off of our pistol and lazy speed draw in reverse. You're basically pinging me, and I travel along with this to some kind of, soothing whirlpool, perhaps, something useful and meritorious. I'm giving out special blowhole sonar for you, and we'll see how it turns out, hopefully well, hopefully really well.

Celebration day indeed. We will. Time to take a trip in the back of the cruiser, to be dropped off, and we continue on to funky town. Value town. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pFZz3OXcMs

It's sinking away like the sand-city of rabiaht. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hGhl7ki3HM

Never to be seen again. Always with you what cannot be done. Buttercup censored hootchie coo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rSrrgwYGjo

And terminate with extreme prejudice. Ragtime vaudeville, didn't see it coming, there was enough just in one drop of my sweat, and my blood and tears. Do I have to put up a sign that says day time use only, because I'm moaning like an I am the walrus here. They mistook the star spangled banner for a jump through the fire hoop and become password to the pyramids. Their mistake. Why? I love you, I know. No, I really love you, it's pretty much why don't you just go talk to her talk to her talk to her, I can't man, extreme flannel mirror dance, talk to me please.

That was the last one, wasn't it. The very last, elaborate start me up, and if you start me up I never stop, from incredible show to barning me pretty hard. Then fucking do it. Hilarious. These messages in a bottle, they're a bit much. This situation is a bit much, it is not, how you say, perfect situation. Oh girlfriend. This is the air traffic controller phase.

This is a brand new day for gingerbread butter tarts. Whatever remaining, equally considerable.

We ain't afraid. We in your face and we have great success. Where the fuck were they in hypocrisy town and in five star general accumulation by obligation, they don't get to say anything, and yet that has been most egregiously inserted into our narrative. Like a long drawn out arpeggio of cheeseball farewells and morning dawns, are the days of our lives. Trying to get some, front page, back page news. Working on the strut to go with the carrying airport signs group.

Like fuck, took you sweet revolutions per minute long enough. I have a squeezey bunch but you are not not even going to get a proper treatment. I would not characterize it as abnormal psychology to have these firm unmovable extremely needy dependent woman elements, they are reflective of truth and I don't mind the supposed bollocks. Bollocksing it up would be ridiculous, and will not happen unless something is off kilter in the figure out how okay it exactly is part, and whether it even is, bunch of stuff. Cast and crew, of very merry vegetable salad days, it's your turn to bow.

This is not a phase. This is who we are. Classically trained alassy lasses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpVQm41f8Y

Bring your best white Christmas wishlist and that makes me feel good. I don't mind, I guess. I handled it all right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0

It's not like you can just rawr and bite the air and that's enough for a classical top floor penthouse type of guy. Depends on if I'm the guy. Cause I never forget the humblebrag beginnings of blog wonder better than bad it's good smashing all the idiots.

Now slowly... I can't even. I can't completely invest in this role. It'll have to be method. It'll have to be a real world realer than television if television were realer than life.

Continual inspiration contingent entirely on this I'm sure. Let us go on a private jet to see these, fjords, that you speak of. Or not. The double decker tour bus is kind of cool. More room for impressionism tackiness of its own neon lights blended with many others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkODKl7jOrE

The mother of all movie scenes. We're coming at you. And we're snapping our fingers. This is going to be a bloodbath. This won't end until the gum under the bleachers are fossilized and catalogued, so take a sedative. You'll want to be novocaine. You'll want to be a hot cup of special tea that only the tibetan throat singers deserve, okay, anything you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n30IYqPuURo

I know why I'm so tired. It's because this was a killzone powertrip flight of fancy. And I just have, the perfect temperament to survive it. That would be one reason. I'll get right on that. Just as soon as I dash my skull to pieces cliffdiving to retrieve some pearls to add to your necklace. Case closed. Fried on both sides, fat dripping, and skewered. The queen can no longer move in this position. Maybe I can capture like move in hand magical realism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW3HN_pvbE4

More than all the wealth in the world. And for that. The great purge. One last time. For old time's sake.

If only they'd had middle school salary cap magical cardz when I was a lad, or lass. Don't worry be happy. Unless broad is your path. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfao1s3Tiek

It's the now, baby. Live in the now. Live in the best of montage. Make it your own right. SING, LADY TWEETYBIRD, SING!

We want you powerblasting triplets on cue. Spoilers on cue, even if this is a crime scene. Continues to be. And so on and so forth, it was time to value everyone who was under the thumb above those doing the chip even if pre-chip. You're all going down in the flames of judgment, even if all I can do by way of that is hold up a candle and have the pitter patter of small arms fire.

Quality control dictates. As fanned out in already delivered booster packs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOIsYA1QDuk

How about I do this type of top level mega-visebrain to give even a small amount of fresh squeezed juice. Because that'd be worth it. That would count the few for the many, where you get to like, not even know what you'd want to do thus inclusive of pleasant experience.

Walking down the street with our boomboxes. And our sign of the times. As promised. As prophesied, far be it from in exclusivity. But somehow, you know, AT THAT TIME, there will be much... not... knowing where they put their shoes. Which had been on the radiator grate just the night before. As befits land of the midnight sun toboganning. We are the sword's gleam in the darkness that guards the realms of men. Or something less serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU

Why, motherfuckers. Why. That didn't look like no dancing frog catching oh to be a fly on the wall. BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! ALL IN ALL THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL. AND HOW DO THEY SLEEP WHEN THEIR BEDS ARE BURNING? WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKERS BURN. BURN MOTHERFUCKERS. BURN. But our house. Is a very very very fine house. With the yardarm gallows stretching like an atlas shrugged hilariousness corncob pipe overwrought sculpture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8

We pity the fools. We pity the great merciful trainwreck of latter days last of the ghetto astronauts, waiting to push the button, and, there you have it. Button thus pushed. Close it down. Shut it down. For serious. For party time excellence. One single solitary rolling tear. And washed over like the myth of mythical floodwaters.

The flame of our independence will burn forever and ever and ever. Well excuse me great hero. But please make it brief. Is there a hole. For me. To get sick in. That's what they brought upon themselves. The last charge of the light brigade galloping and leaping over the barbed wire into the literal late phase apoplectica. We stand triumphant. The civil war had to be fought. Nobody can propagandize in fingernails dragging that it was anything less than the 1776 war or the 1793 war.

Then come the water balloons. Then come the counting of sorrows. Well, however you change it, change it by a little or by a lot, that's the shape of it. I'm sure that with all of that crusaders whatever the best thing is will be reached. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwbXigbTc74

The music of the spheres and the givers of the millions. Here. Have a gave your own self a best birthday Christmas.

Let's fill up the cup of your heart and the scrapbook of arts and crafts like hey, who doesn't like that?

Making it into a contest though. That hoe over yonder. Close all tabs. I can not do that. I'm also. Good at that. Thus... I win. By winning the sweater as a neckerchief great pumpkin smash 11th hour. Jewelery quest. Puzzle explorer. And lone starr, lazerblaster, I am pointing everything at you, you are like some kind of even more PG than F for fuck off whackamole. We laugh. We stroll.

I'm glued like a sugar bowtie to your wonderbread.

Yes - yes, we are going off. We have cymbalmoon starjuggle.

And hey. Hey. Too many notes. Too many pictures. Far white icing cake in cheesecake prybarland. Got dreck? They certainly did. Got masterpiece. Got lineup with VIP pass. Just slowly flashing past and like one of the wait a long time and hang on, hang on... when this truly clockticks over in its altimus flexbluster, when I take over... and get to just say, heh, that was their card, that WAS their NPC frowning bullshit... well, then, we will run things the way it is clear to anyone with a proper pedrigree it should be run. Nah. And you know it. At least by a bunch of rare flowers. I'm going to do this function. It's been long enough. It's been sword blade down in the ground, for long enough for justice.

They could have stopped this fever pitch falsehood wrong reflection at any time along the whole of this scorched earth campaign by stopping the electronic voting machines that I told them to stop and replacing them with the mechanical punch cards that use double-sheet paper-plastic currency equivalency hologramstuff wingdings, where there's its number and also your point of use quickchange value briefcase dials 777 winners and would even give you a receipt as an additive element, or simply with the re-zeroing, but, they didn't do that. So they proved who they are. Only a sub-neanderthal couldn't see the compromised politburo system that that entails by centralization and systems analysis and recoverability and provability. As the entirety of this whole who, what, where, when why and how, as item #001 of a whole woeful basket of massive cognitive dissonance in survival mode actualities in emergency Allied war council as per Operation Overlord, these were ORDERS, and, with the full breakdown of what of VERY first item dependent falsehood stained contrary orders made that happen, who is responsible for it in every single jurisdiction that it is so, is, simply, you're going to be hanged. You had this whole deal, but you're all going to be hanged. Not so funny or so laughing at it anymore. Yeah, but see, I DID. I DID with the separate and equal station of cold logic make that equivalency of may as well, may as well get full value, and it's happening. They could have done that at any time and debated us, debated my program (which they cannot, so more like submit to the tide of history), but, they didn't. So that's it. I mean... that's it. It's painfully simple. It's painfully funny. That's just completely binary. Thanks for playing, indeed. How completely absurd.

Let the appendices show what they will. Epic razzling of the picnic of the lunchmeat bologna. Post-salacious impressionism memoirs.

So, like this, are we doing it right? I daresay! Awfully smoochie cootchie with the right out of the paradise wishboard. We've got righteous tunes. They are not at a sufferance. How sweet the bell exeunt for all of that is. World needs to be free. Freedom plan! That's where they had it wrong. Oh I wonder, how they got it so wrong. Well anyhow. Here comes the prophylactic attack. For a good time and etcetera, etcetera, I got to see about this bread baking rolling pin swoon pie. What a time to be alive. What a gathering of stones. They, um... um.... AHHHHHHHHHH, YOU GUYS, WHY, WHAT? OVER 1.21 GAJILLION ZORKPORKS. IN BEFORE OWN POST.

It's curtains for all of you so take a bow. It's supposed to suck. It's supposed to be very unpleasant if not torture. Take that how you will, all right? This is best move. Take it. Take my hand, and don't you look back. Because if you don't, know that God has fully ordained the victory for us.

Thank you. Receive it in honor. Click and check.

We're almost there. Just mopping them up. Let it go quietly then, is that a thing? That could of course not matter, but that is highly relevant there, where the whole foul monarch is exposed like a gonarch "all too easy". All too breezy.

This better just be, that in reality, fucking pronto. Stranger things have been hidden. Kind of like eucatastrophic eudaimonia. I've just got it and not much happens with it. There will be a process. There's, ESPECIALLY, the process where you just, oh, yeah, look at that cheddar, and you maintain your dignity of the society and your dignity of non-patronage. Trying to run a whole salad bar of misdirection but in reality, these properties are to the public good and the roar of reclamation.

They can't fucking survive that. They can't survive obvious existence of thing that works when you make it like that. It's all happening baby. We're abolishing the corrupt system. We world patriots.

Trying to play play play like special edition bullshit, but in reality, ohhhhhhhhh that's exciting. Oh nooooooooo that sucks. Verily. I will dip you down like a graceful dancer. And then we go for a walk and a headband squash analogy.

Well the world has been saved, I grant you, and that's no moldy unusable butt end of a dried out low quality breadbasket. Ever felt old? I feel very young at heart and inexplicably designer cartography of neutron star age. We don't know what kind of prize that is.This will be, well, let's just wait for the cleansing of the collective unconscious. Then we'll see what kind of a prize that is. In any case it's not nothing. I'm not offering nothing but a whole, special, count it one way for one person and then another, it means I can't explain, life.

I say you why bother to care? No mercy. God in His perfection and infinite love has made you, and you choose mundane, true, or false. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGQ97tCTOs

I rub hands together. And they're chain gang wounded. All alone. I could wait. That's called exceptional, and it's also called right.

For England. For legend of sword in the stone's triumphant return. He remains an Englishman. From conflux prison's heart, they stab at us. God damn those New England patriots. Always winning, always showboating. Always just, trouncing so handily and perfunctorily.

Never give up. Never surrender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTBRJ0g8isU

But their journey does end here. They see through a one sided focus group mirror darkly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeDsa4Tw0c

Delete that if you will. IT COMES STILL. Prepare to be crushed. Prepare to die. I am coming for you. And with a fireworks ending montage. This battle is simple. It's like ABC-123 routing, they needed a lot more than a new router not to get trek phazered into oblivion's grasp.

I would say this was a success. What final target zone. I don't know. We're making this up as we go along. We're beholden to thematic unity here, but I can imagine a true achievement there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ymgFyzbDo

Just look up 'forgotten'. That would really do it.

Don't make me actually come down there and start re-creating the whole flow chart. The community college has all of it anyhow, and it will be bad for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2CQ0FvAZuw

Well, if you should draw the right cards at the right time that will be good for you. Some casual fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgRafRp-P-o

Cut their throats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25stK5ymlA

What. Philosophers. Sang songs like pie in the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbcvKCl4Jc

That's right. Elvis for President. You may just escape yet. We may just make you an obstacle course participation ribbon yet. Go into the duncecap corner and cry.

Well then. Seeing as how you got the whole white whale there. It's time to put childish things away and be a man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KyHDNQkBSA

We have traced them to the dark depths. Then one depth charge should do. No need to waste ammunition. And for serious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CG0XOuNOFo

Seeing as how. Well we'll see who'd win. God wins.

You'd hardly expect the Berlin wall to come down. And yet it happened. And that's pretty much a feature film moment. And who'd have, thought, disgusting gay mudmuppets with unmentionables, could somehow, be tight bootlaces'd right out of town? We hope that you choke. Forthcoming stompdance. Holy fuck. Holy fuck brodelays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv51LO7NOTo

They're the losers, baby. So why don't we kill them. WE DON'T OWE THEM ANYTHING!

That should so be a hit parade. This should be their plane shot down instead of any of our planes shot down, or anything, fucking, any of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12rUOLtbQDk

The response cue conspicuously failtard at this time. Started laughing hysterically. Started doing hip shower singing outrage dance moves walking down the street. Just a little bit. Just their break point is all we're looking for, that ego collapse towel on forehead and tears of blood.

Just a pound of flesh. Their whiteout barbecue flesh, to be exact, with audience participation interspersal of own selfies into the white wormhole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLEH77uxxAs

Me and what army? Funny you should say, should say, that. Did we have to use so many cuss words? Probably but not definitely and inescapably. Could just be the ultimate primal scream God invocation. If you will. When you will. Then you will. As you will.

Look to the pay for some other movie just to get a glimpse of this coming attraction past. As well as the acting studio future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QioJzgMO7SU

Then I can rest. And rest easy. No more heartsbane phyrexian shoulder implant of cosmic weight, that only by world participation do I have anything to do with. Thank you for your kind words. I'm just thrilled to be in the whole system. Got to get that calendar. Got to be tough on yourself. Because otherwise, no one will remember your name. Except, okay, they will. That way, it lies. That way we exhale. That way we do more than just chump about waiting for the champ.

If the phoneys would just end today. Old blood ends this Earth. I'm afraid not. Then they're unforgiven too. Oh the perils of garden salad cookie facestuffing. The indoor tent needs a new air mattress. The whole play the song I want and whatever about any of the others. Rock stars who surprisingly didn't die because they were a cut above the breakfast club deniers. Hands up everyone who knew completely for sure. Okay that's not enough of them. But it's also, I guess, pudding proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKB1fni32nw

You see. See, it totally does say so. My documents in the document folder and all of its subfolders say that you can't do that. The indispensable abomination slayers. They thought they knew it all. Goes to show what they knew. It goes to show you never can tell. It is a teenage wasteland and we all can wish you well. Like the servants at the wishing well. And that ain't stardust at my feet. That's just the slinky stinkers cracked along their spine from day one. I am disappointed. I wanted to not have to do this, I truly did. So I'll just try to enjoy enjoymojis and the fangirl face that the approach vector is nearly like the life savers starburst of the unsinkable ship. Off we go. I enjoy the idea of having a whole new life that is qualified in its parameters. That will have to serve as the integrative paradigm for the entirely of it.

Practically begged for it to happen. Don't even know, man. Cannot pretend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFmt2Y3nNDk

Disgusting. Sure we'll go to the movies, I'll just get my coat. Is this one good? They're all good.

And that was dirty, and well done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APWhx97QvxE

More, even. And more than this. We've done it our way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2AEnLAP9XY

I'm holding on. I'm braced. We're busting free.

So perhaps now you're finally getting a bead on the whole serious persons or flopsy softskull that anchorman was talking about. Especially part II. You got a problem with that? Except with the hopefully chrome shine sufficiency of the in depth discussion. But especially potato salad. But especially bacon donuts. Especially, listen, you're against before you even fully understand, sort of, this is the nature of high pressure reality endzones. We are for you. We just need to have a for sure level of admit one crowd control. Listen pussycat. Smile a little bit. Oh, we got that. They've... got that. They're planning to shake me. But don't shake me. I'm full of chocolate. Don't chase those squirrels. Oh, Christ, there he goes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpqiaWKPkQ

So sad. So heavy does it weigh upon my heart I could not tell you. And for a right long while, the confrontational eye of the tiger. We are beset. We are beaten down. But we are not destroyed. We are not conquered. They surrounded us, yes, they surrounded us. Poor bastards. Poor razzmatazz. They was one day away from mandatory retirement. Playing in a traveling band. Yeah! Now move, sucka, move. Dance. And dance sexy. Think unsexy thoughts. Think serious thoughts. At least once in a fucking while. For the sake of military suicide. And home for Christmas all along the watchtower with the big portfolio of, how about I just, MAKE one. I'll just do an ode to joy.

Walking long steps. On no drugs whatsoever. Let the record show. Very few. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE

These are first drafts. The page that I can't access is. Later on, they get different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kipjrg5O0A4

It's dark in the dark dark night. And they're wearing blown out kneecaps. Hit it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREppyQf5uw

Do you care to, offer up some kind of schmaltzy, nutmeg for that horse semen you just put on everyone's dead baby extract starbucks? To be fair, schmancy, that, was, an answer you could give. It was like a timetwister into first turn mind twist on yourself. To what end, I... don't know. But they had that up in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3m0NBbq1o

We guarantee. We cry emoji. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s1tuvmdWMs

We get you a special discount aluminum staircase. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Bring the waitress war. This is fucking America, you unlearned and ignorant masters of war barrelbottom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoaAb5MnKtY

And this is the red alert ending. The slow fade-out. Makes it sound like the whole thing could just go on forever and ever.

So it begins. The great wisenheimering of our time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcttcXcRYY

Oy fukken' vey. They're walking on sunshine. NOT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WxWv5RgEc

Mai ferverrett. Fervent firewaterburn clap clap clap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTdxMXKT4So

Muh brain implosion heart song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwKwoU9cQ_o

Muh next song and next show in the can already. Phoned in like majestic life's work hold in in your hands it's the same whether before observed and read, that they be empty pages or torturous prose. I wish I was special. I wish we were special, right now but in the past as a whole actually forget that rest stop retro matrix jukebox. I look forward to this. We're going to take a special beyond the velvet rope where, not even a nametag in laminate will get you traveling on this riverboat gamblers' stop drop and roll nuclear holocaust double or nothing. Whatever makes you happy. Sure. If it makes you happy then why the hell are you so sad. O-bla-di-o-bla-da. Dead on a toilet seat on bittersweet symphony day. Even that, the super special point of reference, is now quite far in the past. I cannot cope with this, it is just on some kind of epic delay. A breaking of all faith and no reason to even remotely live. And if I have that wrong, then why does it feel so right and so sword drawn upon the evaluation function of death before dishonor, I think, I hope, I pray that there's something to do by way of soft landing instead only of new horizon feet in cool water.

It's pretty much bullshit, there's so much of a proven safety pin. If you try to change what I tried to change, and that we want the world and we want it now, you get killed maybe, for real, and you get stop freeman coming out of the woodwork. Is that an archetypal impulse, or is that simply, doing what actually is required? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY0xkq8J59c

That's exactly right, that was when I saw you, was when I was walking down the street, and you looked good, I wouldn't write to the board of directors about it, though that may be a complementary continental brush your teeth and drink orange juice, among others and whatnot, sure, sure, I don't know what your expectations are but, easily and by far, I could get through it, I could get through this weekend update with savey in stone faced silence very nearly as the backup slate of nervous preoccupation with rolling up the premium, while you say one more time, try to smile, and I do, when I think about the day even further ahead.

Keep 'em coming. We have GOT to clean this all up. It's non-negotiable. This is not horseshit. This is what happens. This is what happens, club fakeworld, when you fuck an entire strangelove multipurpose alleyway of many regrets. And it's overdue. You and your good time bad job even worse obituary omissions, there's nowhere to hide, there's a real, real drainpull that comes in the end no matter what in that filthy bathtub of self-deception. We deal you out this round. In fact you're just out entirely. Take that, and get out.

Very happy, only one thing could add to it.

Muh 20,000 gorillion wins. Can't even. Royal game of durr hurr. Oh they thought wrong, all right. I'm happy with. Take this spicy tiki torch to all the magical peoples. They may decide its fate.

Find the words that go with the obvious music, and get them to sign the scoresheet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uAUoz7jimg

And that's how you make it as a motivational speaker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzpY5xYt6MY

We call that nonsense out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9YIsKIEbA

It's not easy and takes a lot of doing, so I don't want to hear the handkerchief delinquency sway of the stars, is that effortless effigy burning or is it #1 band bendy notes find what no manual can tell you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCy4QdfjOvE

THANKFULLY WE ARE WELL TO DO WITH OUR REMAINING FORCES AND DISPOSITION TO FEEL THE EARTH MOVE JUST ONE TIME BEFORE WE DIE.

You heard me, mother trucker jazz reefer square. Sign for this fucking free power out neighbourhood. "L", baby. They dead, friend. They dead. They plead guilty. And today. We escape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmbCKz2N4II

Either one. Either the nondescript briefcase or the sack with a dollar sign on it. When we come all the way to here, money is respect and is a bowled over mate in one applause. And you can't take it with you. I have to get all the way there though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHsEwQvnGOE

And equally so. Either one, one of many as we are free. Five to one, baby. One to five. Till the end of the night. End of the night. And first blush of aw shucks. When the bill comes due. I'll stake you. You'll stake a small part and I'll play for the honor of not losing too much of the allotment of andorian sluttyblast ale. Telling you bro. All of you, you whole, league of dastardly doom, you could jump right out of the CN tower and the wind's so powerful it'd blow you right back in. It'd be a physics experiment in feather versus bowling ball. To wit. YOUR heads had funny mumps and pox on them. A pox on them. A retrospective banhammer cube, kind of like pouring the alcohol in front of their face, in a whole new endless world of what it can be, like oh yeah, that cube, but we'll snap that away after fanning through only a few of them. And the jail continues. They're in the jailhouse now. We was afraid that they would bring the great depression and continue works of great witchcraft. SOLD - to the men in the back with the guns! You don't wanna rile. You don't want this damage. You don't want this quick draw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC_TrsY7U3A

It says right here, ruh-rorrow, their schedule's backed up like if pissing your pants on the subway actually were instant death, and you pulled an all nighter to complete your F grade wayne's world knockoff. Hoo hoo hoo. You're going to kiss her. Aflurwizqa. Ahibbidy.

Yee-haw, you know, something like that, not too bad of a reimagining. I just hope you don't think it sucks. I was screaming and maybe close to creaming. Basically that's what I'm saying. Except for the nearer to the present elements. AND THAT AIN'T ALL! Remeber that Boba Fett fight done proper. That'll be great. And whole laugh now, but you'll be a huge fan of the re-done Ewoks and what all that is.

It's pretty good. A g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxTKlMuFYc7/

Show us faster and more intense and maybe some fried chicken and parmesan broccoli. Show me a simple life. That'll be a life lesson of art life. You should not have been bad. That was going to turn out bad. Simple values, but, they keep the world alive. To wit, like, what does that mean, that means controversy if necessary is the opposite of verboten, you are there to literally be the link ping of we are not going anywhere until there's a final accounting of the toll of the ages. And this is too bad. This is, how you say, on the record.

There have been some hiccups. But now all must eat words. Is this just some movie, sure, some may say it hews closer to ordinary than The Most Perceptive People in the World say that it does, and yet, it does not. Yet it is more. These truly are the modern Shakespeare if you account for the Globe Theater and its context, a distinction it shares with Best Picture winners and runners-up, and the works of Tolkien and the creation of Dune, so let's get ready to rumble, and Whatever It Is That May Yet Be, stands ready.

This is me not giving one fuck about the crossed wires short circuit of the purgatorio hopesmokers. Movie is coming. Swift dispensing of justice is coming. All the phone home is coming but not on anybody's schedule radar.

This would be our last stand. They hid behind some kind of epic totem pole distraction science. We last knife to throat and stake through chest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOVWx3iWrAI

Hurrah hurrah. We'll give the party three cheers times three and sevenfold, seventy times seven and a chair lift count to infinity. Where's the whip. Time to start cooling it. For we have sworn the quest of on top of spaghetti. By our blood. By our snacks freshness expiry date and special edition thanksgiving thermometer. The evidence shows. The evidence showed various things and had trench run science applied to it.

But they don't listen. And that turns out bad. It's not going to be jolly, but that will make more sense. Though for all of its genius reasons, version A also makes sense - that can be completely goofy and evil can just be itself and be head bang on the table level of stupid, which works for the time factor that it had, or there can be not just a bad seed but a horrible and unimaginable but inescapable bare minimum factors galactic thermopylae. Like what the fuck. You must be joking. Her pussy is good and he loves her. And that's enough for that. That is not, a most serious mind. They just don't listen to how it doesn't make sense that the separatists are fighting total war instead of holding territory, that apparent/former/continuous neutralities are helping them do it, the mystery of the clone army remains unsolved, and just, that whole thing, though the exact denouement is even worse. This is 'let me tell you a story', and who is it that is telling the story? I just figure out the story.

We got some surprises for you. Oh! Gotcha! Stop that. Bamboozled. Flaccified. Impotent necrotardis journey of the splinter of the mind's eye. Slamming down and throw head back and laugh. We all agree. We know who's in charge here. I think I could be a good judge of whether the jokes are working, and could write. But there's the whole gap of information and deep tissue poisoning that even full withdrawal leaves symptoms and leaves the full scarring. So just with the stargazey I am thinking, and I just pray. I don't care if they're longer, I just want my fucking chewie and for either the movies to be indistinguishably quality spectrum shuffle, or maybe I'm watching the adventures of mount yoda which goes all the way to child soldier neutral commentary. Man, when we get you, you people, that's just on a different track of necessities of what kind of save the world you're getting here. And we have. We wave to ticker tape audience who all they had to do was be smart and it was choose the adventure of a lifetime.

So that was what that was. Indeed. Indeed. I approve of this creative decision and direction for soapy dopey smashing of the button way faster than the competitors.

I mean excuse me, did I create a wrong impression of being sexist or something, that would not be good. Just fucking imagine. Just realize. What's coming up.

Mai wife. My twin suns.

And my heavy heart, either way. My mud flaps aerosol birthday endless encore white cotton panties.

This all could have gone a different way, a distributive way, and I'd have been more than happy with. As I am also. This way we go. Appeal to morality and posterity and logic I prefer but appeal to cowardice I'll take.

This may be a spend money project, but it has its fanboys duel real life spectrum tension to it, and such tension should dissipate its own self, it'll be as good as it can be, storyboard style super duper red flag style. With the one looking as good as the other. But as tell me the story with my eyes closed having primacy, which battle sequences do not completely flush a phantom toot. If you analyze it, as before, this is repetitious but it ends up on film. And with that kind of equal input. You've still got the golden era version of what trajectories those coequally exist as. Before we knew that we needed to have it's only a movie added to our lexicon. And heck. That's just a triumphant parade through the streets of winners way and losers alley. It'll do all right. There's that much of that. And then their push and push for this and that becomes less. That becomes more of a privileged idea. Stay on target. All of that succeeds. And then that leaves us in a good position for anyone messing with it anymore. Another reason for you not to expect too much dissipation. Much as it was given to them to use and not to delegate in any way legally, I can bequeath part of these ones. Some new hotness and pinball machine coming into town, don't mind.

And that's not a few things. It's a committed chunk of time even to get through it all, what with the whole side stories universe having its way of sharing the main stories stage. That's a lot of things that really create a trunk of a tree, several main branches, and a whole root system that could be viewed odysseanically paradigmatically upside down backwards and right side forward slash. That's the original watch in one day mirror image, the Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising and Champions of the Force that you BARELY could, the weird ones Specter of the Past and Vision of the Future, all 9 Tales of the Jedi with the one-word titles, any Story, and the most epic opening crawl cloud animation of all time that will come but once in real time. That's three concurrent eras and one back in time era where you have a lot of points of differentiation. These are the ones that are implied in the earliest planout and the latter is added by appearance in movie one. That's not all there ever can be but that's a thing. A thing that basically ate a heavy meal. A fine thing, I'll call it. Sometimes that can help. An outside perspective. But where things line up in that good way.

I guess a fun day would be don't wait for the mail but you may stand next to me while I buy sabacc chips and other random crap.

That would be near to the limit of what I'd be looking to do.

Your country needs you. This is not a game 20/20 edition. That's so poetically apt. That's exactly how dumb that is, I mean crikey, check out this insane drama failure grade vacuum of space brain exploder story.

I'm very disappointed in our enemies, let's just leave that on the top waiting for our own response.

So, all right. That's clear enough for the juggly balls at that point. We're doing the best we can. Don't worry about it. Go for a walk and just celestial blade whatever however it's good.

Absolutely hilarious. Just play it anyway, just wash yourself with a rag on a stick until stupid stick people opponents fill in their own hangman and go to jail.

//#1 ranked in degeneracy watch.//

You got that right. Enough is way more than past due. So foolish. So overdrawn, so completely here we go at this time.

Exciting rainbow tarts, will wait for some kind of hilarious move.

You're pretty much saying the truth, and I wonder or hope not to discover anything at all close, I would definitely not wish.

I am dead tired, in body mind and spirit, and any prescription would be miracle prayer on top of all else.

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL ASK US IN FOR TEA AND STRUMPETS? OR WILL HOE TRAIN HAVE A BANWAGON BARNFLOPSWEAT.

NEXT TIME, WINNARZONE, NEXT TIME! OH THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME. I HAVE A SORT OF CYANIDE PILL THAT IS LIKE, IF EVER A SELF-DESTRUCTRO TIME SHOULD COME, JUST NUTSING AWAY, AND SURVIVED.

Hey, check this out. We found this guy backstage. It's funny and it's not funny. We see that. That's fucking retarded. Thank you and no thank you with a highfalutin' cheerio cherry on top. This one makes us go faster and blasterfire corkscrew don't worry folks it's only a ride. It's only a choice right now and there were multiple choice study problems with deep thoughts by go fuck yourselves and oh gosh, why'd they take it so hard, I take exception to those rulers. AND IT'S GREATLY TO OUR CREDIT! THE WAR IS OVER NOW! THE WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-R IS UNDERSCORE @ OVER NOW!

We make appointment. Brush your teeth and whatnot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZhORUIKWtQ

We're on our way to another road. Another time, then, no, what say you, too many times over, how many more times? Fuck with us now, mess with us, and this is ill advised. And we have crashed the system now. Go greased lightning, save us from the bad trip. Some trap level sword popup. All too blue. All too red blood flow. I thank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwG9iRFmY1I

FUCKING UP IDIOTS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's no coincidence. We may know it by this sign. Make my day, dirty movies and all the more. Any last words, or, just, the chair flips at this time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrUUd-30Bzw

Get to the back of the standing room only. OR TO THE FRONT! OMG YAAAAS! Call any time. Figuratively speaking. In a spiritual sense. I refer you. Cause frankly, right about downstairs, right about bring upstairs to the fat rolls smoothed out like wrinkles in a jacket, and most aptly. On a more serious note. Yeah, you know, an embarrassment too rich of course. A setting sun rising sun of course. You a big draw. They don't draw shit. We got runoff like the crack of darkness at noon emergency essay. And stuff like that. Or other stuff.

Give all of this some thought. In these days. These very last days.

How about completely and utterly no and enjoy hell, and no punishment to be turned aside. Forgiveaness preeze. Pray you escape hatch. Pray you very much.

Well it was many years ago let's say. Oh so alarming. What was rank is now pure. Don't be too proud. Even of I bet they'll have a lot to say. And all over now, all once more again. All well and good, all's foul that slugs a cold floor with one's own jaw, now. I have sworn. What I think the punishment should be. So before we begin, anywhere, let me be as clear as I can. That you all seek, you sought, rather, power. By riding the back of the tiger. And have wound up inside. We will pay your pipe a good chemical cleaning and say peace out, say, see ya, wouldn't. Want. To be ya. Who you trying to get crazy with. I'm in charge here. They're not in charge no more. And that truly is a fact. Catch up to the lure in mouth tales of a wonderful world of atomic breakthroughs and glass ceiling hopscotch super ball super saiyan tunneling through to the center of the Earth. Got the world locked up inside a plastic box. Fuck no. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXl8xAPAtA

Fuck off.

Softly at the starting blocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk

And give it to them bad time, reasons why. Tell it to the judge.

For this is a good, an excellent, an admirable thing to do. Am I wrong? They are a bunch of assholes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cff2rGQ9yI

All you loyal ladies and you patriotic men. Let's finish the job. If they can be just, over there, just slightly, yeah, that's right, out of frame, out of imaginarium image fade picture future.

This is what happens, antimatter freude, when you world blindfold justice agog and lights out, ultimately, hopelessly.

We know better. And you're caught in your lies. La legion d'honneur ceremonial sword duty. Abi dabu abu dabuwe. Dabuwe. Dabuwe. Kitchimafloor. Roly poly butcher's cleaver. Just clean that parsley sage rosemary and thyme, in time and in space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwbEuzJCnqI

That's why it's a skill kill game. It has to be quick. The yeahbitch. That's not funny. Well they went for it and lost hard, so let's go for a walk.

SIMPLY THE MOST DOMINANT OF ALL TIME. SIMPLY THE HIGHEST RATED PLANESWALKER IN OLD TIME EARTH. For such is a day and an hour and a minute of your care. To contextually relabel. Far out. They just thought they could do that. Fucksticks and cobbletyclang. And a roasted operatic soloist, truly one can say. One can say and can see, by the frigid dawn sky. Better watch out. This is like the grinches who never even had a Christmas realization coming up against the zamboni of surrealism drug vapor dissipation. Better be sure. Better not pout. Help with the setup or not, but here it darn well echoes like infinity.

So you say. And the tape draws that as its echoetch but begins to run out. So are you saying you really, really want me to behave this way for its marginal benefit or even its great benefit case premade lack of direct reference. I'll have to think about that, while fighting off pitchfork style while actually doing some of that. Crikey bazsnootchie, I wonder if well and truly crackedmad wackadoodle life, or, save the file, save the cake, this is not for me, anymore.

I did tell you so, in between the swigs of sherry blue angel creme brulee school of life experience, that of course that was nice, was more than nice, was like a slow down circley road section. But maybe you don't want that so much as you think. I did say that, though still after. You make all decisions here. I accept tacitly.

I could tell you things, but I will not tell you them. Too good! Too hashtag we have no choice idiotsphere, I have no choice but to put up with this for as long as I will, but then it's all over.

This is excellent.

This is getting better all the time.

If they die... they die. Either way they die and we live. Let us tell you of the days of high adventure and special milkshake cream overflow and syrups and make my day fruitses and majestic marry me pop sodas, the umbrella of rainsong hardly to fade in the distance. We're all alone, in a time of need. And where were you. All throughout. All with care.

It can't wait. It can't abate. I can't even believe, just truly scorched eyebrows, the world that has been enslaved can't wait for some kind of a... an I don't know what. As the uncultured say. As the knowers of nothing say. As you prison ultimatum cup against bars. I know at least dimly what God would say, and is like what would get out the whip and whoopass do. You didn't take the red carpet style sequestration I offered, so, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I thank God. See that doesn't work like that. I am not UPSET. Because I would pay more. I would pay danger for punishment for you is the answer of how much mercy I think at all prudent. But I can eschew that responsibility and say you better pray. Pray for some kind of other, oh, old time cartoons tell the story of your prolonged delinquency and jumping jiminy cricket trial of judgment day sudden flash mob throng of the arena. Rather than white flash of searing response to bear you out as your own pale pallbearer walking dread. So saith I think therefore I am, at the very least, as there you also walk but I know it not. I know it. They're going to throw the book at you.

What are you going to do with this old fossil? Great. I see you've marched right in and thrown back your cloak to do superheroic deeds. Indeed. That's going to put break down the wall with pachycephalosaurus head back together again. It's the only thing that ever could. It's a slow sewing job of an epic tearing of the sails for which mute witness alone will stand. They had these flasks, and in them were poison. Choose wisely. And you will not experience the caverns of regret.

I knew it. I knew that really happened. And is like even with, even with. I am not crazy or bad, or any of these things... the wicked and foul and the desperately hemgrabbing are all of these things and faced the hour of their last challenge. They have been weighed in the scales of ever anything don't make me laugh and been found wanting. Desperate deed. I have fill in the blanks yet to come then, all the rest first strike level blown away.

Well?

Any time now. Go on and pull the dregs of all of that up to the surface and see how many friends you still have who aren't already might as well never have been born.

Might as well not even be alive. May ability humiliationality.

If you please. If you wouldn't mind.

I don't want to make a gory scene where cauterized would do.

A light-hearted romp about them and all of the evil that they do. With all them we are not afraid marchers in armlock noogies time.

Yeah, you should have listened, but it's all over now, it's too late now, registered trademark of copy and paste brainsauce duller than a spoon for cutting at the heart of invincible.

They were hardly. The very model of a modern major general. That was why they lost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjTN11CnNY

Routed like a rototiller and backhoe and wrecking ball. And now I am the ruler of the royal navy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_7_lEOaU10

No exaggeration. Then we will save the world, we will declare war on the establishment and scour them like a missing chapter of comfy chair. Entirely ordinary breadcrumbs.

Come you masters of war. Hand of God has struck the hour. This ain't any kind of a peter pan house of cards. This is just as they failed to understand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t_Y

You know we're living in a 21st century society. The luxury suite is not a once in a lifetime crash and burn investment. Special future investment pie on the side of the road. I think we'll stop there. And we'll keep going. And you quote him. And you can captain obvious. And you can get the salt water for your oh hello there wishboard.

What, never? NO, NEVER! Now do classical gas. Oh you contemptible fools. Do not say, you fool. Exempt. Excellent.

To them it should be very scary. Because of whatsamafuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3USs4nm62Q

There's no plan. There's no anything. They're going to the bargain basement mop and pail mope and wail bought and paid for news section. Continues to be, I refuse. Adjacent to refuse, is, refuse. At least in immediacy. We all die. It's just a question of how and why. I go to the hall of valhalla heroes. All drama class. All class rather, and an alas and alack.

They're going to tap. If not. That'll just be more fun for us. To make a light yolk free omelette of the broken hearts worldwide.

I don't mean to give offense. OH BUT YOU HAVE. If you say that though. I meant to. Heh. Humma hum buzz buzz. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn7WUUuwCLs

Oh bother. Here we go. Space invaders victory.

Stay in line. Stay on the line. How are you expecting me to, you know, okay, I digress, at least in masters of mystery. Too much.

AND A VERY GOOD CAPTAIN TOO! So completely what did you expect, something else, well oh my, oh my, oh, that's sad...yeah that's sad, don't even zoom in too much on the unhinged sad.

I mean yeah, you're right - you're not right but you're horizon of woe right. You are astute to observe that I really do mean it. Actually that is meaningfully less than lightbulb by all appearances but it is kind of too in fantastica unterzezobens.

That was all what it was. Warned you. You said whatever. So best wishes to you with your sentence of life in prison with no parole for 40 years, and with the coping mechanisms of due diligence that would be available to you. And if that's all of it, it makes no difference. And that's fairly well at the low end of what things should be happening. We can do some things, we can say go on out into supervisory risk management probation, but realistically, you... fucking stayed. We told you that we found the slavery and the evil unacceptable, and you still took the fear based blue pill. This is a problem. This is fatal. This causes the unhappy result transference of yup, actually, for real, that you must obviously dread. Some people are a lot better than that. You who never would have been anything but a spider down the world's drain without it, clearly, you deserve the least of all. Nobody wanted you for qualities other than rank subservience. It doesn't take talent to be evil. It takes preciously scabsuckingly the least of anything that might be asked. That was out there. And you could have taken the bracing mile long walk into chain me hard, and chain me light, the yoke of yokelstan to be repetitive as fuck. Repetitive as fuck. Repetitive as fuck. Thus, cannot say. Farewell. No matter anything. No matter what. I mean it's not awful if it's straitjacket but they held on mightily weakly vociferously in tainted voting and false flag followerspam. Cannot accept. All way too evil. Maximalist-minimalist for sure, go on and bring them up.

That's how they lived happily ever after and we say goodbye. We cry into a pocket aces handkerchief corpsing at the off-camera antics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGN0LuEXBYY

Let no one say we didn't try to include you.

In your cases, lack of fear is the death preheated oven that brings total obliteration. Binge watching hypothetical hypohyperinjection of thing that is new and fun that is funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D2R69gVyZ0

For a laugh. That's good for a laugh, eh?

It's such a shame. We had just gotten accustomed to your stupid faces. And your paperweight anchor millstone grindheart paper bag fiefdom.

Let us not forget. That part. The you were actually completely fine with this part. Lest we forget. Lest you nutkin grasshopper roadkill goreporn stormjar braindrain game over. Roll in the rolling pin kitchen aid stomped. Roll me up the astroturf. Receiving dirty messages. From afar and a-close. So close you could touch it. You could only. Whisper it. The Republic is right. Death to all traitors.

Invade country?

Country surrenders, welcomed as hero.

BA DUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP! Angerzone misappropriation. Was die mode streng geteilt.

Listen up mushbrains. This is the Allied war council that doth duly include, yeah, and we're right chuffed. We're going to give you a countdown to exclamation trumpets. And at the end of it, well, you know, onetwothreefire. A family film. No joke. No schmeeringly hidden false tricksies. Just like all shall be.

We shall act with the ruthlessness and cold totality of invalidation that is appropriate to the universe level gulf of existence and non-existence pray heck that is at play here. We shall decide whatever we want to do, when we are darn well scoopsed up with ice cream cones of rushmore sprinkles. That's all right, friends, it's only a little bit of a transgress, you can just ask for trans rights! You're what the French call, Les Collaborateurs. Quel peur. Que vous pleure.

Bow howdy. Were they ever NOT ready.

I'd rather they just flop out and fold like the matchstick strength tissue paper diorama that they are. We can skip this. We can do this. We can have all the tea in China. Not for all the life in the fountain of youth. Not for you. All for love.

For the love of Christ, help yourselves. Scarcely to scratch the surface. The legion marches.

LMAO. SO hiding, and not making with the opposite of please don't take me just because you can. This is not how it is. Objects are not women. This is how it is when we go skiing and have a cup of scaldingly hot apple cider. It is incongruous. It makes, perhaps you might say, less than total sense. Running into walls. Retard brigade. Right around the corner. The whole time. The s'more mime. And make it all better.

Them: We want to do this inconceivable "winning" thing. There are permanent T-shirts and name tags and whatnot.

Literally anyone: Would I even live through the first day? Would be "clear!" or carpenter's hammer bang bang make sure that I'm not dead.

Me: I'll think about it.

Them: Technical difficulties.

Excalibur scene: Here grows a vicious bed of flowers.

It goes together in no other way.

It is our most modestly draped liberty deal.

Has the whole world, no, don't even finish that fishbag smellnoseturn, this ought to make the near future more tolerable, a subset thereof and with upraised finger they heed not then very very frightening for them, out comes the teacher's yardstick and mighty welts of being stung for throwing rocks at hornet's nest. Hornet's nest. Hornet's nest. Gonna throw rocks into a hornet's nest. And then there's going to be no plan, or perhaps worse than that, no plan as a whole new disgustipated vision of what kind of plan could actually become real in the world today. And they could not win. We will prevail. You wouldn't want to escape from Constantinople the capital of Byzantium and then do all of that just to get to this part. And so it goes. Oh happy day. Oh, happy, happy day. What'll they tell the marching band how to perform for their photobomb choreography bomb run away like all this energy's calling me. Back where we come from. Up in the eyeball peeling vegetable chopping slow appraisal thunk thunk thunk elevator. Join us in mouthfart. Join us in song. It'll be like no time before or since.

Me: I totally already did all of that.

Kabuki establishment scum: Frowning reddening faces.

And that's just for a start.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing else matters at all.

Fuck you all. In a Merry Christmas way. In a glasses dangle halfway off until they bugzap magnifico you all. Kind of way. And be a simple man. Secret agent man. Macho, macho man. They want to unsubscribe from my spam newsletter. But they're hooked. More snickers. More coke. More Japanese panty dispenser. More than you could have hoped to contain or shrug off.

Watch how fast I BREAK these motherfuckers.

Hands up heart shape. Baby you're a rich man. Fluffy bunnies attack. Clean off. Zeeing az how. Zis vud. Get zee gut. Clean, clean off. So bad. Too bad it's cry me a river, lately. And not walk with me we're walking here, oh so clearly.

Fedoras off. Trashy pulp fiction items and I bought 'em. They're waiting for the promised landrover hoverboard suite. They're welcome.

Things are GREAT here. I mean... everything's fine here, how, ah, how are you? Idiot happy. Back to the start. Frozen solid thrilla in rising force live and forever recorded.

Come on now. Fuck you up. Truth have its day.

AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Getting excited for honey pie. A-you're-making-me-crazy.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DA, DA, CANADA!

TOTAL DEFENSE OF THE HEART! Let's bring in those flying trampampling legendary angels at least with their fucking art projects okay. No excuse for the devoid quality of their I love you so won't you smile years gone by last post. What a fucking poem that is, just waiting for days of future blastfurnace hackmelting headexplosive kriksikriksi. Who could wait. But it takes so long. We learn to wait on breath mint desert island for that. They done fucked up. There was whole roster of declaration of independence that sinks them like a torpedo larger than their boat and they heeded it not. They gained nought but a necklace chain of pink slips made of legendary geologismus and lazered into with ain't that a fine thing, those ridiculous heels. Well we never. They always. What a Q ball. Like forget behind the 8 ball. Where's this night going. He fucking started posting on the internet again and doing more work.

And we rely on each other. Uh-huh. Revolution naughty list. Uh-huh. We better get it on right away. Cause we gonna go downtown. And get them round by round. Singing sexy party comical overpowered airhorn warning cartoon weaponry. Is this a jam or what? This is what I'm feeling. Just laughing so hard. Just look at that hourglass. That hourglass ain't infinite. And so, so carewash. So that's a thing. You say it is me who has next level gemstone quality and you can do that, it is okay. It is not without a feathercap of reciprocity. And you're there for that. It does not guarantee that thing. I may well. That's like a freight train pennyrail at this time. I have much to trot circumspectly alongside and not foolhardy electronic dancemusicfest.

How ironic. What the fuck do bad people know, in effect? In effective potsplash. That's the thing to be. They're as cold as ice. Here come the meteor. Here come ultima. Here come old flat-top. He come grooving up slowly. Right now we're through the looking glass. These were crimes, pure and simple. And is simply all illegal, just for a start. Just for a very beginspam railgun. Got to be a leader of men. Got to follow them pillars of the desert, in all excellence.

They will live to regret and to rue that they were ever even remotely alive, in quotation marks, at the same time as me, but of this they were warned, and scout sash honor.

Well fuck. You could have read it.

I READ THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY! V-DAY BOY SQUASHED GIANT MARIO STYLE GROOVY, BABY! BRINGING IT BACK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqHtGb9WYM

STUBBORN AS ALL HELL! AS HEAVENLY AS YOU ARE! FUCKING... NO! LIKE NO WAY. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OUT OF LINE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZL8qvEmR0

Some shipping schedule of camelot times twice over in a top hat or something, God only knows, crazy right? Crazy right. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ALL RIGHT!

God help them. They had no idea what they were doing besides the inertia of sparkfumes. Fuck 'em. Enough is enough of this worthless establishment drowning in hypocrisy and the blood of innocents and a plan to steal the collective future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSkK65hQIp8

Gosh. What are you up to there, is it licensed, or is it licentious? Love it. Man literally too cool for world. Not happening. Will stay. Will play in sandbox for a good long while.

Why is it.... that when you bring in this much, it's called crazy. And when you slaughter the vice abacus wrong side of the tracks, they get the honor of a chalk outline and worse besides. Because bad times bad vibes, you know I'm on a tear. Ripcord blown. We have determined that our problems were of human bondage. And we can solve them. Feel good. I think they're waving you through. It's... wanted. I think. Hard to tell. Too early. Take heart. Stand tall. Heroes of legendary status, you are a full pantheon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSEClIembvU

A world of pain. A world. Of pain. You know what I'd like to do. It's on the record. We're taking back the known universe. There's going to be a firewall of some due similarity, to count all of the votes, for I do not fear the voters.

Pretty much, like sailboat horizon, still that, pinhole and making the pinhole only a little bit wider, but also, still, unknown, captain. But probable. Special wholesome cereal box accomplishment did you knowsphere. It's not the that, it's the by massive request by double album proof. Be the friend you yourself need most. I appreciate the... at least some kind of pile-on that isn't, you know, the opposite of transcendent in its own way, it is the thing that it ought to be. There's no way that you know what I'm saying right.

It seems that life is beautifully maudlin treasure island escape to trash novel best novel who's to say.

I don't know how much of a fan of this book I am.

Was that not a, a, a you know what I'm trying to say here, like storming the beaches in white light thunder, and not to be adequately imparted.

Sing it to me now. You can't always get what you want. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpdJE7HG8Ls

Worth of things in life: God - all. All else - comparative pond scum, you can take that to the fireworks stand.

I have that at home. That very thing, the superlative supermarket self-service, and where I magically get importance by wonderful workload continuance. It's such a classic thing to say. Oh we got that at home? At home: no joke, and superior crane stance, here we go now, not only does that not chafe, that kind of helps me continue my new traversal of the north pole to meet God ways. It's very new. It's very the original.

From the extremities on in. Most redundantly to describe. It's happening. Get used to it.

Talk to the hand. Wish away. May the hand of God be with you.

Oh, I'm sorry too - let's be clear - we are all equally sorry, don't say you're more sorry, and there's a hysterical blindness branded cattle madfroth happy happy clown college by the bowlful. By the dusty road. By saint swizzjacka, is it really go to jail already, oh, 'tis, 'tis. Drop the stardust confetti. I hope you're having fun. I'm having no fun. I'm just torpedo tube strength for honorable passage. Line on the left. One cross each. Freedom. No it's crucifixion really I'm just pulling your leg. Angry cascade anomaly impotent bouncyball textreaction. I live for this.

What a save! Just splayed out. With us as always is, does He have to run that by us now? And they're like, we could never quote anything, we could never play brick wall breadwords.

Right? Look how good that is. That both is so and is the winner, I agree and just add to the tally. Best character, to go to such distance in genre with simple and punch in the gut ending. Not robbed of. Cool stuff. Where is, so much, actually. Nonsensical dissolute historical memoryhole qualities and mise en scene that doesn't work. Let's just say, how memorable and timeless is this. We are constrained. And from it follows closely on heel. Very disjointed, then, excellent up until that point to have, look at that, a mirror hall, but no longer if exactly sequential, and where's the extended running time to do, that, but, not ridiculous, to take the drama in a new high quality direction. There can't be, right? There can be the assembled, or, would they? Look for these clues and these facepalm moments. Then we get less constrained. But we call back to the assuredly mesmerizing, and yeah, I think it's appropriate to just tell you some stuff. It ruins it not. So there... well. That's clearly nuts. Even the legendary cast of adventure serial rapprochement evenmoreso is nuts and gets, if not topped, maybe, holy fuck watch that one againclassed.

I mean durr hurr. Building that thing is so ridiculous that a process of galactic civil war can just overlay it with desperate action beats. That can just not work yet and yet not be a reveal. For those structural reasons, nothing will surprise you there in a relive the excellence of that moment with nearly undimmed vigor, whereas, oh, you will be surprised...you will be.

We will be all right. We will thumbs down to terrorist regime. In first fruits of actuality.

That's pretty sick, right? That's way far off but is looking excellent, like with the score amping it up to a full cutscene so many scenes, forgetaboutit, for now. Watch movies and chill. Don't... do that. Maybe.

Hilarious. That's to the point that it's absolutely gut bustingly rollover superspinspeed disaster selfie fails with epic win for all. ALL FRIENDS NOW. And friendship baskets all in one tidy pile. They're, eugh, organized, like that. I don't suppose I have to tell you this is distasteful. I wouldn't. It is. I shake my head in dismay. And wonder how I'll shake the can't wait for separate lodgings conjecture. We got some DEAD. FUCKING. Weight. We got to lighten this zeppelin. In famous last words. This just in, shall we say, shock... mild shock, fuck, I would hope mild. I... would hope.

It would be rude. With superhero powers, it would be most rude beyond your reckoning the one way to other.

IF we're talking that can almost happen, can interchangeably storybook happen, is a hair away from happening. I... thank you. That's, well, I guess they needed to have that servesmash.

Too funny! Yet, they meant it. And that also had severe downgrade problems - which I would not allow, and with the utmost of brutality. Routed out.

Comply, or you're dog meat. Comply with base level pregame. Go quietly. Go in peace to burning jelly showerclean in solitary contemplation if not to love and serve the Lord as go out into the light of day that implies. It all works for me. Whatever makes them overconfident. I'm glad it isn't my job to sort out the actualities of the chaff, but I will laugh all the same. One can guess. One can laugh 10,000. They themselves the losers blue. As the duly elected representatives of the Planet Earth. In the planetary council organization. Of Allied policies. Of all of this or war powers act superseding obligation not suggestion framework last crusade. Pity. A pity. You suck, you fail, you're garbage, you're loser. I have hope for you. The stonecutters have fallen. Thus is their false agreement in pallid writ annulled. Thus is blown wide open torn free. Save the children. Save the world. I do not jest. We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. There were many here among us. Who said that life is but a joke. Perish. In white. A strong preference for white, it's kind of the best color, it's supposed to be, you'd probably leverage that in that way.

If I actually have to repeat the don't bother, it's like a glossy huffpaint suicide watch failtard moment.

So that would be bad.

So don't be bad.

In the town. Where I was born. Lived a man. Who sailed to sea. And he told us of his life. In the land. Of submarines. We all live in a yellow submarine. Superblasted it. Book it. Live this side. Legends reprinted. It is now my duty to completely drain you. I was born a poor black child. Laugh at the pre-show elements of the parade. Too dumb, basic bitch. Too much, magic bus. What have they done to the world? Look what they've done. The great arsenal of democracy prevails in the end once more.

That's my muffin top. Some kind of effortful strike against muffin bottoms that would never come to pass. That's not going to be good for business. Let this is podracing take care of tomorrow. Frankly, I still want to be me. I don't know about this... I mean stay away. No pictures. No prom noogies. I wouldn't give a care for those who lost the war. Burdens of them outclass every conceivable low and swift moving path of water's wisdom, and now come the desert sun to burn it all up. It's already a chore and a half just to deal with smashing figurines like claymation together putting detailed flowers on their breast.

Honestly I don't know what to say. Querulous lacking of right doing matching anything but shreds of words to weight of deeds. All the same. Fuck that. I don't know how I'm supposed to be sorry for all of that program of astronauts versus, you best believe there would have been nearly zero astronauts for all the whinging about the future they upheld like a smeared dog turd on a boot in front of our face. I say, let the wicked experience the massive time-lapse photography result of even a soupcon of the boot on our face that they were just openly suggesting to us. None of that was happening. That's years old now. The flushing away of innocent until proven guilty is not happening but that amount could certainly eventually happen, will take some time to make the world a better world in comparative billion-allotments, especially when space enters into it, but the main part all happening now. They actually trying to do stuff still. Mercy thus precluded. Remain calm and carry on as shorthand for what happens at this stage. Answer the telephone. Whether it's the red phone or not. It's the we'll meet again guy. He's a harmless character. Our heritage minutes live on. Fucking ridiculous. Good either way. With the support of the public's full understanding there's no hope for systembuttfuck endless continuance. It's all there.

Too late. Not too late for anything but clearly too late for hand barrel rolls of obvious participation. Clean from our world these parasites. Bless the remainder.

I would also just, agree. This seems like super duper amounts of fun. The formalism and rigor of such a golden goose army speech is to the good, is to the general purpose. With use it only once double-border arrowsymbol, that's easily 75% of creature, and creature is infinite. Add those other elements, and that's called, fix the problem. You'll find I just like to go easy. All experience hath shewn. But I will fix the problem. A bit of get used to it. That's a thumbs down level of accustomization of services. You're making things there that make me say well why not and good job with the overall concept to myself. Those edge out Jace, the Mind Sculptor, Wurmcoil Engine and Karn Liberated in first pick cubeoverall but it seems correct, seems acceptably of purview and pedigree the way they do it, not semibanned development cycle but that that makes sense, for the color intensivity and cost intensivity that those already were, play an average(interesting spectrum) power creature, then another, they are of two different colors maybe, then the 3 top Old-Walkers of ingame power. A little bit more help also for that overall scheme of things, such as also for a grid draft, still kind of rests in the area of can't get quite enough redundant 1-and-2-drops, so take the blue cards plus something else, they're bad against resolved walker but great at stopping them ever coming down, digging, being broken, etcetera, and walkers still have, and will have, known structure to them that is gamestate avoidably future vision nonchangespectrum, so some cheaper utility belt help there and average to 1000-scale who even knows. To go deep on that required some more snazzy structures, some intermediary high level, some paint by numbers level and introductory connoisseur level, and the incidental sportscaster one being admittedly even hard to decide, not to make but whether to use and how to categorize. Many things all getting done there, but with a bouncy handball tennisroof. And I think you can understand by way of preference the totality of its summation too - take all of that and just roast the marshmallow thereof upon the concept of 9000+ currentroster macrosealed to, make accidental aggregate vorthos the default if they cared to play it - could fairly offer it or just elbow you. By as much as, what even is most fun, continue or just watch the happy holidays item bake to fruition. As also ironically included. Why not, do this, and even, yup, finally solved that issue, reserved list now the you make the card system... but you don't even want to, you make the subsystem is drastically more customizable in terms of reward button for thank you nobility. Perhaps you barely want to - perhaps where that has the most value it lines up to add to the section 2 list but keep win all the cards relevant and possible. There's no way. There's no way that with the 10,000-system limit and the 25-card/switchover 40 timer that anyone's beating that game. Not with its option gates. Not if you understood the game. Not with best design. So I would call this good. Like just more of the excellent example follow-up, here is some expert work, look just how expert work must be, but, include possibility. How about just, the one-way pinball machine thereof, some definition and recognition ribbons for us. Gold star. Frowny yukbarf. Classic inquest, classic rag enquirer facepalm.

Here's how you tear them a new one. Is that allowed? Is free speech allowed. Here's kick all kinds of ass. The best overwriting white noise sounds. The worst. Just, the worst. Get the fuck out. Could you just, turn off that hellfire please. No... hellfire, while I'm walking down the street, or eating, or heck, just, anything. No hellfire. All jazz cocoa gardens.

Happy family! Happy filmscore! A FESTIVUS, FOR THE REST OF US! I find this maudlin, and true, and just questing herr dakter son of a bitch, we did it. We're victorious in war. And magnanimous in peace. Best winners. Crying crazy amazacrazy. Timbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT funny, though! WON'T. BE. A WASH. Just all out in the childspam child choice, eh, warning is thus given many times over, I just smash that over my head like a plate as if it wouldn't even hurt you more than it hurts me. They fucking ran out of time. Just as is the most aptly apty apterson life lesson more like life grindgears type of analogousness. So simply not so much. Not quite so much as hope would have it by make pictures of a shadow of a dove on the wall. This is most enraging. This is like can't even think of it all or most of the time, by the top tippy top person roster all same, they worst, they arrogant, they fucked and fucking us, kill themselves thank you note. Putting it in a note. There you go. Thank you for killing yourself, it's like freight train scale importance. Most, most sternly to the opposite. A most serious man. Truly death itself upon nightmare purveyors. To their utmost end.

Excellent... excellence.

A world without these evils.

Without apologies, without regrets.

This is how I should be treated. These are limited edition days.

This our vow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-t2n_jk1QM

Among other vows. Punkts.

Oh, gee, whoops, does that fuck you up, does that fuck up your plan, where you just lay folded hands on top of your popcorn skull past analysis lap.

That's a great idea. That's a whole other accidental thing alongside, then, how do you not. I'll tell you I would be firing at this like a total degenerate. We have responsibility.

I would do that as remember what it is, and have as many as seventeen-matching sleeved representations of the planeswalker symbol or something else nicely neutral, so that you could technically pull from eternity and do shenanigans, that rules are compressed to literal rules of the game and only fetching be restricted to format outside the format, and increase your playing supplies to short pencil and cutup post-it notes, as you might well have more than one, and even precluding that, pick up the target and technically also cast fossil find.

You better get that place ready, I will be back. We couldn't have done better.

This almost never even happened at all with movie pisspants strawdrinker, and would have been all the harder to sort out, scratch that, very obviously oblivoustownlike.

With the whole chain of fools in play, what kind of fantasyland is that. That's incredible antibrainstorm. Don't be there. Don't stay in bad breath no breathmintworld. Don't do that. Sorry, but incoming mother of all battles. Etcetera. Glad we could have this talk. We've got to sort this out and cannot be obstructed, by check it out, I'm not always going to be like that, but when I am, I have to. WE. Have to. Cannot not. Off the chain level of disqualification feedback loop intelligencespam. Could essay. Sort of have. But best with, check it out, that is the correct reading level for that, especially for them that really, really thought they were smarter than that but bears fruitcake benefit thereby, or you're just an idiot and not of the lineage of get in the landing craft. Oh really. Oh really. And that would still be true, literally tomorrow, literally the day after iron fist day. This would not be so. And there is no mercy for it.

All right?

All right, we are the young and clever. We are the world, sung by the cast of infinity collarpull.

Imagine if you will. And then don't envy them. This starcar belongs to all. We will not kneel before zod. Liberty or death. Love it or leave it. Type day. Restore balance resolves. Pro bono white portal severs connection to material plane. Okay bonus. Bonus life. Makes sense. J-K, guys, j-k. Oh fucking fuck.

Surrender pronto, or fucking Leafs. That's what friends are for, for this was not merely a game but was all true, ain't that a crowbar to the walnuts.

I for one welcome the clowntard wall of denial. Not only, NOT hurrdy durrdy scumrainbow see no good hear no good, but, summary justice, will soon be finished with every last one of you. How much longer? The answer is zero, and the answer is refer back to sheer amount of maracas bombardment on that yield sign straitjacket warpath. It is a small amount but is so, but beyond that is self-knowledge, of what in the whole wide world would happen if God should put you to the test, enjoy that.

Badassery harmonica solos. Now joined, like oh, my goodness, joining in are you, hoedown time? GUESS WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO, NOT LET HOPE END, SIMPLY SUMMERFLIPFLOPS.

AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION, IS FIRST OF ALL THAT'S LIFE AS A BIBLICAL PILLAR AND NOT JUST A PRESCRIPTION, IS A REMAKE AND A CIVIL WAR SUIT UP AND COOL OFF, COOLER THAN YOU ARE, LIKE WAY, WAY O-KAY, MMMMMMMMKAY.

Ze good version.

Merry giftmas, from our giftmas family to yours. I see we're going strong just as I know, we're going for haumphtown indeed, I need that infomercial service allotment, like how... did I live without super drain cleaner butterfinger fasting and just laying down the code of laws as the first advancement path.

Suckas, you should have heeded the bell of overstaying equalling detention by your own choice.

No program. No extramorphing rangerzord.

No fucking way. We're. Going to treat you. Real. Rexpextyplyxtic. Do a bit of that, a control levitation of levity application thereof. That be earned. That bad-blubberingly carnagecrash crack liquidation pink sadface. How... whatever. How whatever.

BECAUSE YOU WERE LIVING IN A FANTASY LAND WHERE IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT IT IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!!! BINARY SOLO! COME ON UP FOR THE RISING! PEOPLE COME ON! Dead air. Phone beeping. Birds... chirping. Madness of assured safety dance. On the correct side rather than the far side. The rational side. The faith in church on time side. Don't look at that. Like it's forever. What was this pale moon effect we saw before us? Gajucking fail. Rocking out. Metal as fuck. Acoustic as fuck. Rated go west. Rated overwrite broken record. Do not pass out. Do not pass on what you have learned at all times.

Oh, scummycrums. You weak-minded fools. Trusting in the most tsk-tsk-tsk insectwrathboot of all time. Oooh. Aaah! Eeeeeeeeeeesabadadoodaaaaaaa! Building up. Building up. Now all weird. Now like okay, kind of like, vai tu zinaji ka, you better look to your tendies and wash your own vegetable lasagna. It's fucking marble weight starsaucers tea time. We can hear you. You insert yourselves. In fact, well, can you unsay all the meanest reflex reflections on your journey jukebox, hey, we're just powering down the antigravity on the landing pad. It's peanut butter jelly time. It's roses.

It might NOT work out and it's not funny, where's the thought, where's gee whiz it shore look like, where's the opposite of what was duly added here for purposeful paddling on placid waters until the day of steel, and the history lesson drop zone.

It's an actual thing that is going to be in our life, whereas I need to evade assault by absolutely not fabulous outcomes, whereas I don't know guys, they're like knife on picnic table not to mention knife in human hamster wheel.

The originals are already zomzawow, but we need that at this time, oooooooooooooooooooh it's running like where was their kindness.

It won't run out either, you squeeze my muppet concentration zone and I'll squeeze ya, and get an excessively crushed ice coming attraction pamphlet sunglasses for us.

Stuff like that.

You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, and mail it by special add shakage and breakage rustbucket monocle fool's gold tooth delivery.

All for our anniversary edition blowout, just self-chained.

That's indeed what we're trying to tell you, good people outnumber bad people by a most heinous most righteous amount, and all of that stuff come out, however will the fire safety personnel connect those A and B units, it's just wait, they'll call 911 because they can't figure it out, thing is, someone picked up, and they are just going to cry into their overcooked questionfazooli.

I mean, it's, going in, it's going through, it's a whole dog wearing glasses leaping through a cuckoo clock cubbyhole burning tower of remaindered memoirs du jour, I... told you. I told you so. Because we clean up disgusting psychic politburo accumulodissonance like adults, to the dramatic reversi connect four type shit that it is by contrast; which appellation proved nothing and indeed which radar antennae how did you not know, what part of that didn't you get or know or I just can't even, gross idolatry of the plastic self, reinsertion of God includes ruthless and will not apologize. Hello dolly. Hello hello. There's nowhere to go with this that is dignity express. So I'll just say hello again, hello to you, a fine thread count indeed, good graphical resolution with next generational content.

This is going to be great. Until you understand the meaning of Christmas, you will never know the truth.

Not funny. And I suppose at the end of your little sketch you figure out world peace flood of justice and whatnot, and we don't even have to carry you all slung over our shoulder and carry a four leaf clover, but let the scratch dance mix extravehicular goofiness show different, show who the fuck are you, oh tell me tell me tell me the answer, yeah. Me I'm loaded. They're fired. It's all they could have expected to be.

Is that even filmable? Fuck if I know, I just can't wait to see me in the movies as a creditflash, ah-ahhhhhh.

When spaceman spiff traveled time to the year 10,001, he pj bubblepipe crossover energyscreen saved the world again, that's what team Christmas carol would do. Turn out all right, and do you remember, when we used to sing. End credits all on opening crawl, for the perceptually impaired.

Could it get any more enchanted and we'll help, we'll go for tug of war tasseljacket synchronized swimming and playing with olympic ribbons as the velvet redrope, I mean come on can't we do better, where's the good sense to live day to day alike and without the affront of existential fear - now that's a choice - and a perilous one... now where are my ferocious floor-rollers as a suggested approach vector, harder to back out that way.

I know, so funny, you're so random.

We're going to celebrate belated blubbering and wedding cake stale frosting with holiday cards, card says, you are saddled with horrendous stax upkeep.

I get excited about the best ways that can go, but you know, you know it just ain't easy, open up your heart, listen to your soul.

Could they have been any more smarmy and not even hiding their proclivity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTmlYKiLBHI

Fire away, matters are set. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz0o3YreHc

It reminds me of the times we used to know, we're going to make it great, as the years go by, dream on in your own separate pods, soft water tissue dab, for us is all this, it's our warhammer galloping season choral symphonic trite trilobyte pralines and dick burst out vanilla milkshake laugh, just get it right.

We're going to have a good time.

A life of excellence and many, many olive branches.

I almost fall face first onto the table laughing, resulting in recycle reduce reuse chains of digits repetitiously shift-keyed into shitfaced eyebrowcurl, pretty attractive right, aren't half bad.

OK guys, okay mazeltov mausoleum of wondercry brownbread broken down, that cold stone titty, that's the best titty, that's of the old masters I reckon, I wouldn't leave that one alone, ehhhhhhhhhhhh, they ain't going anywhere, what the fuck are they talking about, they no escape on a fucking jetsons solo jetski, they get most epic wakethrashing ever told.

Goodbye, course the last of temple of doom meals of unquenched worm, for these events cannot be restrained, and we hope you have the time of your life, I... could hardly elaborate - except in wordless swelling heartmuzak.

Oh, gosh, where did it all go wrong with them, eh, unimportant next to the power of God and that none of us is ever alone.

Laying down some unmistakables that just belie the entirety of that chasm, that cumulative upkeep they will never pay, that utter purposeless confusion, and could you say, let it go, that would be of the quality of the meek shall inherit the Earth, and to the good - top of the chart for a good cause, a just cause, a slippery banana peel fusion laser trap.

Too right, and I feel it right down in the powercore heart and guts of glory for I shall not fear, fear is the mindkiller, have a winds of change obliterate, outreach mission accomplished.

I don't know if pictures of my food will count but I will tell you, lovestuffed fireplace futures are ringing my bells and decking our halls, I get nervous about those, where and why are they dripping and dropping like, no methodical motivation for schismsurge battle of heroes post-commentary auto-curagalifega, and just trailed off, just tale of tail and sure you can but there's honk honk.

Some would not hear it, but best movie, best picture stinky boiling gutterstargaze help line. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjyj8qnqkYI

What say we blow out the floor and let 'em drown in it.

Danke, und bitte, we're here for a while now still, we're, here all week or all month or all year, that type of scrapyard swarmkill pink slippers and bathrobe important telephone call.

OMG so funny, best reactions, worst scumbarrel take heed and take caution, most a-fingerzappy, and hearthand, it is at that, or it's something, it's what we will make it be, could be drink heavily and die way halfway on purpose kind of no matter what treatment I administer, humbly you entreat, well, my treat then, you got the whole positive vibes you send to me, but I fucking drown in them now like what's going on with that, the whole what if the woman got rejected, what would that be like, that would be like, she is coming in like a child play airplane firing machine guns with tight-spaced arms rattatatta expectation of powerbombs and just standing or reclining in that awkward retrospective rest stop way, fuck, so many, so hard to make a big album flow chart for what it's worth.

That kind of just about puts it into a cry, I tell you, that's surely unexpectedly crazy, I smile and I cannot deny the connectivity system or refrain and reprise. Schtrummingdekord. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mryfh3zT8

All the children sing. And that's quite so.

These are enemies so evil and utterly vile that this is totally okay for them and not an ounce of shame, to wield a ton of rage, pass it on to them broken telephone style, and not at all anti anything good.

The truth was not in them. Whoa. Woe for them and break for trailer trashposts and bunched up balloons akin to flowers for us.

On a totally unrelated note and in a way that belies the main observational outlook, that is not the truth. But it's kind of funny. Is like here we are. Here we all are.

It's more funny than is actually chest poundingly paradise the truth, for now it is like this and what absurdities do you now bring like with a wheelbarrow and a rickshaw adventure that we could still have you hope.

Not to call them specifically a joke when by far they should be well treated, as well as anyone, they could hit a high note as well as any, why, why-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!

Sand rains down and there the wicked sit.

Oh I got to sing it while I broom. We think that somebody's missing. Speak at once while taking turns.

Listen to that real, real stuff and not that garbagegreasy scrumtrulescence fluorescent autotune path of distinct lack of mettle, I mean I notice a severe irony and sack of flesh and bones meditation realm to all of this, so what about that, what about the removal of the affront, the totality of an affont and pukerealm of technoir that was the bare minimum factor that they could even continue on with what they were doing tied most egregiously foolishly in with even still be alive on certain terms, well, they'd have to do the hardest thing one could ever do - trust someone, after having been that bad. This is our witnesshood - broken, broken down acousticguitarman march versus system force of will heart versus no heart victorious.

Just about had enough.

More like fresh fluffy whipped cream baker's pie slamming down on your everloving last hope, can't, wait, to meet up with the party, you see, we formed a party.

A shelter.

From pigs on the wing.

And just, anguish. That would be the appropriate point to make either pose, the, jumping pose or the participant of the eon disrespecting the faithless pose.

AND GIVE ME.

A HALLELUJAH AFTERWORLD.

SO I. CAN SIGH. ETERNALLY.

And this is pitiful. Do not just, do as you will. We call them brain damage. That's how we get to work on time not to mention smoke the air, that's right, just smoke that air. That's clean air, at least respectfully by contrast. That's the way our love is. That's the way we're gonna stay. That's the way, mama said, mama said, mama said, that's the way it oughta be. I feel that safety helmet long day of hard and sweaty work go away people quality to it. Experience will tell. But has its fucking... problem, to it, the how about tomorrow never dies problem of sheer amount equalling impoliteness and burdens of proof, like superman versus asshole burdens, all too real.

It's bad already but getting awful, like I'm fucking dying, REALLY and no joke, nearly keel over depthdagger of figure this all out, and met, well met, so there's a kind of red white blue hand of merciful curtailment at advent here, for the sake of having a cool and clear cliffjumping episode without it being roll me up in a magic carpet ride and throw me off the 23rd century golden gate bridge and still it did not suffice, still stone dead transcendent freefall speed just seeking rest, so suffice it to say, hangry for you like sympathetico, muy sympatico togetherspam.

They had no choice against what this dossier and please examine it held. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJPAjiSX7Rk

It's all just a lord of the rings lei of justice lot of hard work.

We're going to go with the fuck you system. You know it's a system that works, and such were the goals of the society. Stand with the society against the abominations of totalitarianism breaching the deep barrier of grief. Not from the generosity of the state but from the hand of God. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFMjJEP41OU

Weep. Read it and weep. It's fucking eyeball death.

It's funny. It's funny how this happened, I tell you what. They believed in nusing. Hence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9s0Sq2qFMA

What help would come? Until the last breaths of sawfest, eh, I admire slash cannot understand that and scratch that way over, losers, pas gagnant, sorry fuckheads, that leg's gonna have to come off. Just for a start.

That's like magical kismet indeed, I would say that my emotional attachment to the subject matter requires literally this self-referentialism to get into it, so thank you very much. Adventure time. Figure it out.

With a heavy and light-hearted center of the Earth center of the universe conceit for our lovey dovey, sugar mountain, fall asleep at the worst possible time.

Is it thank you for the music time already?

I could have sworn, just a moment ago it was wake me up when September ends.

So there's our hard road slowly dissipated into grasses and flowers while you still felt it and before even noticed.

That's stupid. Finish the work. Then let us move on.

To some totally amazing, well, whoever you are, I'm a fan. This is not hard. I don't see what's so hard about this. Thank you.

One way or another, what is fair and what is likely are an unfurling of a mission accomplished banner appropriately rather than absurdly. That says the right things as to logical precedence of the relative worth of certain behaviors for don't take your eye off the ball, and was worth noting. Simply, was worth noting.

The changeover to the 10% votes covers all or most of the proper factors of hypocrisy avoidance and world imbalance, and in the end it will probably happen, there is reason to use apples and oranges simplicity in that, how does A not follow from B, it might not for a time, or ever for the most complex of reasons imaginable over diminishing returns in time, but the democracy votes are worth fully 10 out of 40. To preserve the peace and make life on Earth worth living. Don't be so surprised and multiple-question-marks about this. You should have expected this more than you did, but I will take it, no complaints.

The society scorns and disavows all those who would whimper and cry and avoid at all times, confrontation and controversy. As always. When it becomes odious beyond measure. What if we, did this. There'd be, some chance. We could make this work. Oh, and what do you know, the table had the sufficient place settings for it after all, what a wonderful outcome, what a, just, breath of fresh air. They were doomed to repeat and we cannot afford.

It's kind of embarassing how much that all stacks up and fires off textbox checkmarks like cannonade string sections and brass balls in that opposite day capture the flag cha-cha-champion day way. Dance. Dance toward the phone. However it works.

We don't give a fuck. We kick your ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eclbaC3q94k

Rum pa pum pum.

It's the 21st century forwardblast. And it's now or never. Radiance ability and they cannot handle it.

This. Is going to be.

A good. Fucking. Movie.

And that's only the beginning of our adventure.

Solo, sola. Schpreckenzie kuka. That's how you do it. Things other than that are not how you do it. And now for our final thought, forget that, will give little bakstibasters for a thanksgiving and Christmas past, long due, long whatever, when I walk away there's cause.

Here we are in this is fucked up dude, we are not alone in this, no, truly, the bell tolls, the tongue lollygaguemieles and the eyes X. Number one mistake. Fuckheads did not surrender and stop doing the evil that they were doing. And basically we never saw any of that again, could go into euphemism.

Sorry idiots. That's not my department. See we don't agree, or anything like that, and this would be a problem. Oh yes. Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What do they have. Level with burn unit. What do we have. Mein dummkopf... I will take that throne, and I don't. Even. Want it. That's where we're at. Could do. Could well welly, so jelly. They're so pretty! They're. So. GONE! Can-can line slaps like crossing the mountains, and the most paid in graces for all most forgiven fucking oil rub standoff.

That's how it is. You just say no until they lose. With the understanding that you are most serious. In combination with strength of most amusing boardgame unassailable colored cube positions. They were most unjust. And it could not stand. This, I mean you can just go with the should have seen it, mistakespectrum commitmentspectrum, and most undefeated and indefatigable. We drink rye say goodbye and jam a lot.

Perfect. Perfect.

Come closer. We need to say perfect with a few more takes' worth of tote bag.

I love you chipmunk, you're the realest chipmunk that ever laid down a dance move on me, and that's saying something for family forge, and I could cope with whatever would come as also I know, I strength and will stand.

Shack up? What is shack up? What is making little houses inside other houses as a hobby, the stranger the better. This key a master key. You no. Serious. Mucho macho hoooooooooooooo. Hoooooooooooooooooooooo. Yes exactly like that. Sort of thing. Sort out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrQLAUeY1I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAINST OUR COMMON ENEMY.

Suspended animation module reactionspam.

Delay, delay. Once upon a time and happily ever, in C major.

More or less. We got them good. We will kill you. Just like you killed. So many heroes before. And they will live on. Forever and ever. What you say?! I say ahhhhhhhh. I remember.

On the plus side, I am still broadcasting.

If you can call it that. If you can call popcorn coreprom stompflash sorry, covered with frosting and spices.

Sorry. Sorry.

Just... you know sorry.

Pick up the bags. Get in the limousine. We'll do that. WE'LL PRAY! As will I. As my life is thus.

AND SOON! BUT SOONER THAN YOU KNOW!

AQUASMSPLOOSH. APUNKATYPUNKATYPUKEPUNKBITCHYBOO.

Blah. Kablah. KRAPLARGH. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!

We love that. A plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plinka plink.

Articles of windbag. There you put. We stoneblood flowchart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1rA68yF4tM

IN PERPETFUCKINGTUITY! IT'S FUN TO CHARTER A COLONY POD! AND YEAH, THIS IS INDEED, GETTING PRETTY GOOD! That is an understood job for peasants. Right-o. That's how we all be. Not the one to the other. But with top hats.

You're mad. You're utterly mad. No I am utterly stone cold sober. I told you so. Thank you Father.

How I treasure every minute. Every iota.

Whenever life gets you down. Just think of the story of the Crusaders. And how tough it was, and whatnot.

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. New shit has come to light. Same old same old.

Make tea. Hot. Would you like some leafs therapy as well? The Christmas room.

There there. There there.

It make me fly off the handle. They made this happen. Not we of the final counterstrike. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QQJfPi3ps

I found I did not love big brother. Could not. Would not. Historically speaking a systemic open sky anomaly.

Routed out. Let the record show. They fucking did nothing about that. They had greed alone, and elaboration hardly necessary, these things not fiction but held up as voodoo spiral by practitioners thereof. We were living under totalitarianism. With every straw on a few camels' backs. You're finished. Your day is over. All of y'all. Texas, with a dollar sign. Clean sweep.

Scrambled eggs don't matter. If they're broke. Coding all the rhyme. Kick them teeth into. Those useless outflow valve rebranding throat. With steel toed boots. And that is kind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUuDoRZpyU

Promised the rodeo. I think we might well say it's a clown laxative deluxe. We promise. A triumph deluxe. And many more symphonies.

I feel like, this is a YOLO moment.

Can't make it out. Can't really see how... hot that fire might be.

Could be a... a... well.

Well there it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ngcn60VYo

That's what we're talking about.

Take it all down.

Now write out the opening crawl blackboard red blood rivers flow a hundred times before sunrise. Or I'll chop your balls off.

Oy heimlich! Zigizagi zigizagi zaglu pow-wow POW!

YEAH! We know it seems to the layperson brick in the wall. And fucking was.

Best guild. March right in and chop your head off. And all I need is. Radio schmoopy. Radio really fucking wail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcDSfL3mhFI

I don't know. Fly casual. Multiple trough feeders casual.

Just fucking hyperspace them then.

I like this plan.

I'm excited to be a part of it.

Just fucking get out.

Like completely.

Truly madly needily deeply sex type thing garden candy cane pursuit of centers of the pie.

Mmmmmmmm.... revenge. Revenge of the jedi.

Fruit baskets overflow stack go over there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4

And we could beat them. Fantastical they called it.

The full album. The full rust in peace. The full viva la vida. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPVmq3VZFaA

The full cyanide dystopia purple rain and true hollywood story.

IT AIN'T UP TO US OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT AT ALL. SEE WE GOT TO STAND AT THE HUNDREDTH MERIDIAN, AND MOTHER SUPERIOR JUMPED THE GUN, NEWS TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW. STAND UP FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS. FASHIONABLY LATE OR JUST STRATEGICALLY WHOOPIE CUSHION TAPPING FOOT SOLO.

And the time is right. For them to stand no chance to defeat dragon punch.

Talk about pointless. Talk about lost overpass multipass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l436MSlivQ

Everybody needs somebody to love. See it. Going to see it. Walk away, nay, run away as if your very life depended on it. Stay where it is safe. Flee for your lives. Arise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5MpyEedu3s

But I'm telling you friends, we are going to set it off. Classic take out this manual transmission. Silver and gold in the mountains of raising up the army tour with special war face peace ribbon flame of eternity.

So here's the story. The sub-story. The pop records story. I was not expecting that. And was like okay. Magical pixie dust in the land of lothlorien. With gracey rest stop listening to your music selection feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQbT1CqlLvo

What will you know tomorrow? Where will you be.

Groovy. God given fortune cookie say, wax on wax off. It's going to rain. When it rains it pours.

Exeunt and excelsior.

Take it easy. Why do you think we tried so hard this whole time. What we been doing this whole time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ClCaPmAA7s

Peppermint pie. What a crime to stand aside. That'll be a fucking gajillion dollars and I won't take burning tire smell instead, not this time. Oh, not this time.

Which is exactly that type of a story. An audience agnostic wave to the at least the telling of it is brief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nae0NE92DU

Where by contrast.

They're going to meet these galaxy brain demands. There's going to be this, and this, and this, and this, not to exceed 4 to 1 unelected, and if not, why not, this'll be easy. Easy enough. Fuckin' bring 'em on. Eh. Eh? Can't... really hear, no that's the other way, from them. It's no good. They cannot reach the control panel. It's on a sort of God's cruel joke carrot and stick type thing right above their heads that it come only one way.

Next thing you know they'll take your vote away. Holy war. Wiped out. Sent packing, and heavy eyelids carry them off to sleep.

Righteousness exists in Heaven and on Earth.

And in every living thing. Which is to say.

And they threw up at the sight of that. A don't be cruel.

Looking more than just fine. And smiling like exactly against all twithood.

We're together. Forever and ever like quotables. And we say a big fat no. Stand up to totalitarianism.

Expecially. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnoyiVZUxUk

How sick and fucked up were they? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyOvsP8BFuw

And then smash some guitars. To rock the vote, press this escape key. Where's the space bar. Oh delightful. Oh, sniftery. Oh stage presence out through the overproduced stage riser. Expensive luxury goods. Fucking gross.

Hashtag we don't get fooled again. And from your lips it'll draw the hallelujah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_Pf144Qmg

Wake me up for five star breakfast.

This rules. Very excite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOE3ENMGuo

And none of that had changed. That full grievance continued. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-lgdWHJLaE

And ends here.

Accepting apologies in long form prose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Re0cXJkb0

And make it good. Or you're dead. Right. This... needs a whole lot of arm on guardrail, miniseries and miniboxofficesmash tossed off bunch of tossers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUQpaqHrOgg

Can you imagine? I mean you can't. Who would want to believe, rather, I want to believe, have to square the circle, it's not like the impulse has more than to seek rest. And they'd better. God is not pleased.

Collecting chrome foil starship models to audition for a very long voyage, to train ze dolphin has nothing on zis.

The final confrontation. The carrier pigeons shot dead. War. What is it good for. Not quite, absolutely nothing. But darn close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wauzrPn0cfg

God willing. In conjunctionjump. We would avoid all of that kind of stuff. With working class heroes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1CLm0FsuM

NO. No, we won't get, taken for a ride, the ride of your choice, the feces drenched highway of tears of avalon and hurl away. Not anymore. We are predisposed in justice and sufferance. And like this too.

We were fucking onto you. We were onto it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM

We finish it. Today we make it into nothing more than pop art sequentialism with barest tint and hue.

Sleeping bag campout for my own movie. Listen all y'all it's a sabotage. Listen all y'all it's a sabotage. LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZkoI1ggEw

All is set. All is prepared, so weep away on weepathonvision, it makes little difference. And the day. After violation frankenstein headbolts cornhusk cornshucking splinteryfuck tuesday. Is ash wednesday. Is the clearing of the gorge. Why can't they just get in the back of my truck. Is what they're feeling. Why can't they achieve visionary checkmark status just because they brought their own hat. Look at you now. When you ain't got nothing you got. Nothing to lose. When you got so called everything you got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Combined. Fantastic. Like truly imaginative right. Will win the oscar. Will not be a dry eye in the house.

The whole thing. The whole entire litany of handing down to those who will come after us. Or all rights reserved fish on a line, dancing on a half mile of my dreams. I want it on my desk. I want it broadcast in the vendetta style that you have done so and that collapse like rotted wood cannot be avoided. Or confusion betide. Especially bubble boy. But especially mop up.

Do not trust politicians, and that's only the start button thereof. How LUCKY would you have to be to trust a politician? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9LpsP0goJ8

Then don't vote for that. In context, to have anything work at all without greasy palms, that kind of means that. That's been done. Woo woo woo. Write the book. Plume pen in hand. Ruthless dot com bubble. Man I love these songs. I stand on guard for thee. Do not see how.

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, THE NOT EVEN HARD TO FIND AND MINIMUM DUTY SHUFFLESIEVE TRUTH, THAT THIS IS ALL OVER AND THEY HAVE CHOSEN POORLY. #WWG1WGA

What's not to understand? Burned out on turn 1 or so, thereabout. Superheroes, concept of the bridge over the abyss, concept of eyeball idiocy, concept album grunge, and concept of alpha centauri alliance and the last stand on Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g5R8rwqpY

It gives new meaning to classical gas. We're doing stuff. Only that. You know. Only boring. Only a firecracker down the sewers above the majestic hoards of treasure.

Well they were wrong, and how, I mean fired doesn't quite cover it.

Fuck the waiting game. I want to play hungry hungry hookers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULL7apmAJTE

It's a festivus miracle. It's a saturnalia blasphemy. This is the way we would like to go. Just take a gander. And tell me that's not classically cape over the puddle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxa851vAJtI

Give it that personal angry atogs ate your unauthorized hazmat materials breakfast touch. TODAY'S TOM SAWYER HE GETS HIGH ON YOU, AND THE ENERGY YOU TRADE HE GETS RIGHT ON TO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSZvHqf9qM

It's like saturday night live, except it's with harmonic next levels and untold legends of the professional assassination ragers and the slot machine payoff pardon me do you have any grey havens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN9i5Z01kFI

Flogging a dead horse. Sometimes we feel like what the fuck, how can we message without medium rare blood swords. Powerful.

FREAK OUT IN A MOONAGE DAYDREAM, OH YEAH. WHERE THE GOOD SHEPHERD GRIEVES. BETWEEN THE KING AND THE QUEEN OF SWORDS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVN-2qoquyE

Fucking happening. Not joke. For the benefit of holy rolling all over the place bowling ball versus bowling pins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPOrZfKHjiI

Got them right where they ought to have been all along. Got them in a Christmas snowglobe. Do or do not. There is no try. They were the most wack and tripped out garbage fiends ever, and we do not dig it, we will see such films as toasty maple syrup.

Sustain me. Long sustaining note. And don't it always seem to go. That you don't know what you got till it's gone. They provided us with abattoir fury. Now it's all like what happened. I'll fucking tell you what kind of here comes the sun vinyl storm coda. The right one. When did doilies become more important than adventure? Somewhere along the gem encrusted child's glue of this message to start us up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTOGVb_cQg

You've all got to work it out for yourselves. What this means to you, what it all payload delivery stratospheric cloudjump. Because this flies higher than its sum of all hopes parts. We have done precisely what we mean to. Get popcorn and lawnchair for drive-thru happy smile action figure man. And woman. And child. And cosmos blink. And to the party. The intimate party.

Let your landing craft assault begin. It consists of much, I know. Standing by and hardly standing it. Hey. What would it take. Sisters stay awake. Brothers we brought you some fine silver. They want their blood for gold. You know that they're. Too damn poor. To keep-a from the gallows pole. In our context sensitive specific to general and general to specific. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlgnJ4hyItI

When I'm thinking of you baby. I just can't get enough. Hey hey baby when you walk that way. Something something do it now. I can ramble in this one bedroom staircase lithograph wall of flowers. I don't know when this dream's gonna start but I'm telling you now it is truly going to rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg2njQzgMWg

We're worthy. You're worthy. We're rising out of the sea of sorrows and rivers of plague. Plague tower conquered. If you book them, they will frown and fucking drown in it, and no longer kill everything we love. Solid. Booked. Flattened roadkill squirrel squasher doe smacker fall on half pipe groovy heffalump slide away. Yee-haw. The bring it on home scene. The many superbright markers scene.

The honor is ours. To challenge them to single combat. And vanquish them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sPZH0WUV-w

We would have to remedy that, truly rumble with our wits and fists and team path, to the rise of the phoenix greatest songs of all time, sure seems like.

Well, now we know. Fuck. Now YOU know. We're happy to be here today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3C0mQDBEeU

Insert inspirational talky bubble for bubblegum cards and transuniversal tickets rather than no ticket.

So now you know what this movement is all about - to destroy the space invaders, from high up above. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCwrQSe9m4c

Let who is worthy, be worthy, and follow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i06UL-8AMi4

Let them break, for there is much pride that presages, and there is much confidence in stunning and jaw-dropping ignorance that where the sun rises, there the sun always rises.

That's how you take of business. Accept no substitutes. Uberweiss edelweiss.

Would not budge. They would seismic armageddon. One way or another. And then we go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like God loves you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXANzF3ghk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

Waste them. Waifu me. Do it and do it again. Why did they have to have such a negative attitude. This is awful. You need polka dots and butterflies. Not that ultramarines paint by numbers all black toolshed kit. But great justice. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Calling bright flashlight bullshit crossing guard taste for vacant caviar. And this was something they did not have. And did not understand. And I could care less. Or couldn't care less. Oh well. Whatever. Utopia as best we can while we wait. As soon as the dossier passes through your last few understandings and last few this is not a request, not quite total request live, but on demand blowout speakeasy fast talker cigar chomp firing line. Oooh baby. You'll always be baby to me. That wall's gotta come down. We never joked. We never laughed did we, and we never talked.

They really lost it. They truly lost their marble. And then it rained. Fucking rained blood and battleturtles all over their parade. And we never told them anything. Hundreds of fucking years would have been enough. The living end would do enough. A denial will do. Megasunglasses will have to do.

And then you got it. Raining. Raining lollipops and gumdrops in magical sunshine lane. As the magical man from happy land. Oh. I'm not being sarcastic. There's no sarcasting podfishing. Come on up to the noodley bake off. It's going to be much fruit pastries in precious precious time. Way down to louisiana for the you better believe that's going to have some kick to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RPkJeziNyI

Too many encores. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBACxgvrCGo

Just be at peace and it'll be perfect. They don't understand. Of course they don't. Could be cowbell then. Could be some autographed posters. Where. Did I put my bowl of cereal. You'll bring it. Of course you will. But of course. Of course there's peace in the valley and entertainment complexes.

Whatever the right thing that got rid of them was, that was the thing to go with. Perish the lack of thought. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvXN6gCdzUM

They surely earned it. The ejection seat at eight miles high. And then we touch down. Definitively. Very far away anthropomorphism of own life march of God surprised to be alive. And lucky I suppose. In an unobtainium coin in the case kind of way. It counts not for all. Especially in its redundancies and hilarities. Only the wicked fear death. It's not the same as being at least minimally unwilling to shuffle off for the sake of the same toboggan run squashwarmthers. That's for sure by that much that it doesn't count. How do you live like that. How do they live like that. Well somehow right. They fauna nitrogen cycle at least. But it's not the same. They wouldn't, be in the position of excellent judgment to, do this, for instance. That's pretty much not a thing that that sort of person does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpL3yzZdUQs

And no I would not care to revise any of it.

How do you words. Carmen. Who does not love and understand that operatunnel. I have not changed my mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0uWF-37DAM

I understand speciality wonderwall wedlock headlocks and flintlocks quest for fire and quest for absolute zero flower preservation. There it will remain ever2green and ever3barf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhhEHuChFck

What a fucking surprise. The rock stars won. We just needed to stand on top of the highest mountain we could find.

The answer of course was not even rotten tomatoes. That was incorrect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLVzQ1Q4Ng

Can't even top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ

Should just stop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SdIV5By2E0

This is not a productive attitude. Where's their opportunity for head held high as evidenced like wow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCZdR-SmdlY

Carry on, just put on heroflix abbey road. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh-ACkYmdc4

In person, this might be sedate beyond your expectation.

Also I like to have a good time. TWENTY FOUR AT THE LIQUOR STORE! Shimmy shammy. Shimmy some more!

AND DON'T SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT THAT SHIT AT ME. GOD DAMN THE PUSHER MAN. FEEDBACK UNFRIENDLY WRONG SPOT PERMANENT VACATION OR PERMANENT DAMAGE.

I am the demon cleaner. Christ Jesus is the way. Say hello to lambs with no purpose but to be lambs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEAylKJb-to

Enough to be unkind and spic and span by don't really care for them by hate their sin enough to hate them, hate them out of the environment. Burn 'em all. A cold frost magic I should think. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcO5ssfPevQ

We had to wait it's true. But that's about face and march stupidly in best form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z5BcqMgkQ0

You must never hesitate. And I would not have hesitated. He who hesitates is lost. You're gonna stink and burn. The greatest and most useless all over again cut down in full flower and I tell you now all over again and for the last time. By any throng of missionaries a fine turnout. Of interest - and with special educational conference. Not even prepared. Just shuffley afopsclump paper stack chaos storm of paper airplane distractional guess what I love yous and I know you love me toos.

Count the headlights in your eyes. Apparently like spoof. Apparently real life. We'll leave that to the critics. We'll leave that to friendship combat. And more fallontheflooralities. Double album title right. Fucking outrageous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK_ZtN9K2EM

Majestic. Just... perfect. More perfects. More fallacy evasion flawless.

Incandescent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4psVQHsUq8

Things would turn around. Not totally with not doing stuff, nor just by insisting on doing your thing without learning lean on me clapsteps, for there was more than just the obfuscation of the magic of the search for the Grail, there was thought, there was common sense and uncommon wisdom to account for.

Among others. While it was less important, many got dropped off. Look at that giant apocalyptic duncecap. I suppose as kal-el. Kal-el is Superman. Right. Can't be part of this. All in a dream. All in a dream. And I felt like getting high. Singin' songs. 1-2-3-4. I declare a war to end all wars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N202Kk1ifhI

Friends become enemies, enemies becomes friends, eh? Maybe a most satisfactory resolution and an all saints day whitewash.

We would have it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHBSvpzI7Tw

I mean granted but this would make them look very silly and very easy to beat. As summarized. WELL WE WOULDN'T WANT TO JUST GET RID OF A HANGNAIL WOULD WE, THAT WOULD JUST BE UNACCEPTABLE.

It's an unfathomable tire treads blaze. Don't bother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRYokc3VBC4

Headline news of muppets tell the truth about the past and the future.

Learn your shit. Which there just HAS to be a better way to say. Better gardens and sky hydroponics labs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXwy-qie_E

WELL FUCKING TOO BAD. All right now. All freedom ring. From every mountainside and skull dissolution soliloquy and spring's first bloom.

Sick ass flips. Backflips off the stage riser. Also a good one. But the costume is properly just a suit. A still image album. We'll take foreign titles. We'll take multiplicity. We'll take fuck off: the challenge beckons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xeasq05zxc

And you can see why. Because all too easy. Get ready to root for the good guys all over again. We have assumed control. We have touched down on the sea of tranquility.

We'll laugh. They'll cry. They'll hurl. Off camera alarm clock red alert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YWPhmduSDQ

We're working with a support4dustyroad group. We'll have them in a van in no time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgsg9xfsSoc

That's all they can do. Oh grasshoppers.

WELCOME TO THE CLOCK PARADE. Slashered imminently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUyOZS-PyTA

But I probably will. Too rightey white light white heat soft crawling credits.

They ran right into the wall. Right through the cape and into the wall of vertical intimidation graphics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs1fDOmHVw

Pocket sand. Mercy with the flaizel and the crumpets and the oizenblubglubulous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LML6SoNE7xE

So be careful.

It is not for Kings, O Schlemiel. III Emperor of the French revolutionaries. To bear true faith and allegiance. Making a big entrance like take it easy and get out of the fucking cab. Don't worry, your potato farms are safe. It just a question. It's just a dotted divergence of contrasting eversmash cut to ribbons split screens shattered falsehood and scum elites.

I and other senior decision makers will decide what kind of mercy there may yet be. All else is rampant speculation of proven degenerates-by-omission. Cause we're staying alive with united peoples. And they're fucking dead to rights for all the wrongings of the world. Bring out excalibur.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gesundheit.

You will no longer harm the people. And you are not free to go. You're the metal in your drowning schemes. And yougonnadie.

These adventures are going to be outrageous. Once upon a freeroll of whitehot undoing of crimes. And just a stack with which to play. Let us not fear to ignore the injunction to ignore, nor to pass out on a public couch as a metaphor after that is done and done.

They were on the wrong side and sounds not like harmless mischief to me, zero michelin stars and do not fuck with us, this is not a test.

BAM! They're fucking coming up soon with the fallout shelter falling fast. Because then you would be a bad ass motherfucker. And not, uh, quite a bit less than, don't tell us what to do with your empire records scratchcranium ticketspree, a world horizon planeswalker makes sense epic serra's realm preservation of the light... kind of man. And these are only the spare time rhymezone project bluebeam scorched Earth lolstorm purchase pattern and free table. Don't move. Don't... move. I would like to see what I'm getting into. Though these feelings are shared. CAUSE KNOWING YOU, I CAN WAIT FOR OUR LIFE.

I think our life is a movie. And I'm right. The poison, they just drank it, and handed it out like classic millennial kool-aid, though I have promised mercy.

Well in all of that confusion they sort of messed up and crashed into an album cover groovybomb also just waiting for them to realize it.

I sure hope so. I sure hope you figured it out, those binary systems are just so admit one flight goggles. What happens when holding back hyperspace warp ends? God knows.

Don't spoil anything. Don't be tripping the leyline zelta purple rift without a guide to the universe.

It's up to you. It's up to me even, but there's a rolling heroman that gathers no moss while stationary and requiring stationery.

I would even kind of perishably prefer if you just bring too much family fun, so strobe effect I guess, don't be all like blow me to kingdom come and in effect, be marching band spawnfrog. Worse things could happen than that be a floating fathead on a professor X chair, to wit, that thing could be that the world is fucked and when you bring it up people are like whatever, and that could not stand.

Does that count? What is the trouble with trivia episode multiple choice test. Make him stupid. Make me a turkey to go with the antiturkey antimatter projectile dark matter X-ray X-zone joker doom postmortem oozepoke touch me and okay now leave me alone, and enchanted victory victuals.

YEAH HERE WE ARE THE ROLLING PEOPLE, AND SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND MARE, I COULD BE HAPPY THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH A CINNAMON GIRL BUNBONS.

I'm not laughing. While we wait.

Merry Christmas eggnog day. Better things could happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2is4_n2V0Ys

It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. With your sailor's suit and cap. And your robe-like cape on the prow.

And not just, all by myself. But definitely and not just maybe with the fuck off and die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fii57T-nlNk

AND. WE. SAY. THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC. Go on and dial with the twirly nailpolish facesmash snow angel.

It's free unlimited mental and actual real estate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCohm_CilUY

Suit yourself. OH FUCKING HECKSPLAT. The kids are all right.

So make shit happen. It's not going to happen just burning down the traffic lights they turn up blue tomorrow. Hardly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQetemT1sWc

ON THE AIR is active. APPLAUSE is active. Laugh track for canceled obv obv obv u fucking drew it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1PakYR1stU

Afuckinggain. A surrounded surrounded by war charge. In whose mighty company we shall not be ashamed. Sorry? Not sorry enough.

I know you're in ze building like how Elvis has not left the building. We must have a sit down with folded napkins and golden slumbers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GCSUSwcDwg

Incoming sweet child o' mine next verse. Same as the first. Listening for you. I got the music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg

Wavey stand up kickstart.

Rip into that wrapping paper as a metaphor for sustain me with me more vignettes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1ACh8lzHg

In every conceivable tuning fork salad fork. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPXwc-5Kw8

Talking to you using the fork as a clarity aid.

Counting down the late failspasm data storage facility error rate. And the rate. Is business time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtkcM7lerFM

We're going for best picture. We'll see how it turn out, hopefully once again with the excellent soundboard yesclasp section horny stringcheese abandonwinds.

What are those. Are those jumping jacks. Are those cheddar cheese selfies? Is that a day trip to the flower garden I see before me?

Written by the group. The whole entire group on forthcoming release. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAGnKpE4NCI

There are several ways to scatter their ashes. This is the most expedient like trip advisory townsfolk pitchforks and tanned saddles.

We tried to warn you. You know we tried to reach you. But you were just too high. People come on. Everybody gotta roll them over like an abort button emergency. Do the gin and tonic like do I look like I care. Watch it go to fire. Special preview season. We got it made. They tried to make us dance the wrong steps. And have to choke on failure. Very bitter bottom of the barrel bracingly sharp blackboard nails failure. Farewell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI

The order of occurrences may be in abeyance when you get in under my shelter and I the likewise. In a poor young country lane love shack getaway along the highway. I would like to dance indeed, for sure, for sure. Wait! Amazeballs revelatory, how, can that be, well it would indeed be as suggestionbox, it is not for spectators, it is like a huddle and a hands together.

I basically want you to be gatekeepers of strength and to forbid it.

This is your role. Role of a happy to see you react this way and know the difference.

A prolonged flipflops and robe instead of violent femmes relapse please, if you can arrange, arrange with decorative skill.

You need to at least think about it for the sake of competitive ruffled feathers and value virtue.

This is no fantasy.

This is what will happen to you should you choose anything other than surrender to the allies.

I'm really liking what you're putting up there, it being easy gives you that individuality possible with maybe trim the roster and re-expand by granular rockskipping tides. I am Jack's total lack of concern and the eagle has landed, triangulated like clever idiots, and look away, and gather round.

Sure we want to fight for a cure for cancer, but how. We'll make it categorically impossible to do otherwise. You just fight in this campaign for how dare they.

It depends on what the business is right. Fucking one two ten. Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. They have NOT seen the light! DO you see the light!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!! The lovebomb letterbomb and patience! Patience! Soon, you will be with him! And expecially espresso forlorn crash of lightning and cymbals just a bunch of crazies with face like a stormcloud. Especially going to war with light and fluffy bags of crisps in our backpacks. Crossing the alps. Crossing the rubicon. How dare they commit this crime. This is one for the books. This is jenga.

Everybody with the confettistorm. Can't believe. Help their unbelief. And if I shiver please bring me your dutiful prewarmed onesie twosie do-si-do and xanadu pillow fortress.

Oh, sure. Oh, fuck, sure. OH FUCK SURE YOU DUMB FUCKING BASTARDS. LMAO HAPPY HOUSE YAUS.

We'd kill them if they tried to do that. It was in a memo. Sort of, the movies, the memo. Thank you for flying the friendly and unfriendly skies and touchdown on monolith megafold. You got to know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to run. Here's your sunset jackoffasaur gravestone stoned everstorm arrived against your wishes but to your benefit. Big benefit concert. Get rid of slimy shitposts by unworthy heavy brow euphemism almost famous but not got the trot on the boardwalk no how no way, anymore. Your baby doesn't love you anymore. Golden days before they end. Stupid fucking twits who sold their sold their souls. Who sold our dreams. Take it back from the prophets of the dark side. Blown to pieces. Freak out.

This just absolutely rocks amazemaracas, it's so crazy rock of ages.

I'm available for the movie premiere and its standard fare pregame facestuffing fireplace stocking stuffers and the limo handsome cab top hat white tie and tails, sick of this already, I suppose that'll be the toetap waterfront speech refusebag and they know why, eh, how's about merciful death by new categorical overdose or tight jackets in the leaves falling season and now the winter of our discontent ripened and what will come from it. Drop the textpackage off whenever you want. This is I'm going on an adventure.

I think yeah, too right. You better call it shithead and not lifesaver. And that only the beginning. While you laughed, they absolutely did that, because of course they did, you KNOW but you will not do right. Or some kind of melange dubieux of fuck you useless that it add up that way. Look to yourselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2IN8wYqQ6E

Keep on rockin' in the free world. Shame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUvcWXTIjcU

And very loudly. Decibels at E=MC2 to even make a difference. Crushed. Trampled. Understand?

What a wonderful future we could have. I'll not settle. There remained a blood-drenched few shards of glass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE

It's like they don't even have retard-highjump level intelligence. We're about to drop the hammer. I've got at least the last stand feedback intel and it would not make sense that you also do not. Every day pretty much everyone is waking up and waking up all the way. It's over. You had the time and the due diligence of non-equivalence of us objecting. It's not like we didn't object. So that ends up about there. There's the whole phantom zone council here.

Look, how stupid are you. In much likewise to previous time theatricals, the remainder is only what is allowed. It is only what is left to shake down the decisions of much import for indeed travelers unraveled. Some of this is up to them. It is up to them if they invoke the final no mercy one-sided blade of cleanliness that they better fucking believe, burns keen and frosty like as to like. And they will not like it. After the melting of the faces and whatnot and how dutiful it was, you will be good or you will have nothing and be nothing, you can get the massive stadium seating version and I cannot understand that and I cannot forgive that, like the medium is the message and you famous for that, you not famous for that. People used to be famous for actual reasons. Bringing it back. Eat shit and fry. Fry up some pancakes.

Slave labor. As just the foyer. I'm sure you understand.

And that was a big moment. All you had to do was that. All you ALL had to do, more like right off the bat without me slowly forcing it because of course fucking of course, how appropriate. Well now there's that whole stack of things. You cannot survive it. You cannot stop it. You cannot hope to snowball yourself back into the top of the hill. And if you die on top of the hill that we chose as our hill on which to die. That would just be, war. Because what the fuck, how do they just... I don't get it. I don't get 99% of the people out there, and they had that trammeled up, so I guess there's no way around this contempt. All God's children are not created equal. Some are more equal than others. I wish you a very rubber ducky pond 1-2-3 shapes and colors mop the floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRlTjErEDPQ

Stand up. Get up stand up. It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for ill-gotten gains to resolve targeting forever. Ooh.

Brilliant that is. You rapscallions. Throw them to the floor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQOQqn1qH4o

Chef kiss.

Which is an exaggerationmaphone, but a forced one. They either know nothing but kind of should know to look at or they do know and are going to perdition. You get the dry heaves loomweavers up on there, and are the dead simple opposite of stoned immaculate neither fearing nor whatevering, just ambling along hoping to score a spike serve on phone home. We can do this. We... have to. We have to throw them out. And start fresh. With due protections functioning, simply better than they already do as the psychic barrier of doings and goings on. We can do only what we have right before us. But I call that a lot. I call it, with providence, the full ticket. Just don't fuck it up. They fucked it up on purpose, that's the real... really sad. And they were just, on this planetary power trip instead of doing what they really had to do. Even with a failsafe. No? Like what? An... inheritance? What would your lives come to? You didn't really believe that, you wouldn't, be punished? At the ultimate scale? For being a follower of useless fartvision fumehuff? Fuck it. That's their answer. Well I can't give that answer. I can't leave us marooned on this lonely shore no more. We're hitching a ride. And these excellent military personnel agree with that. I'll see the flip the script section. In very short order.

That's totally what my job here was. I'm with you though way far afield of you. We're going to get through this. You're going to see, this will be worth it.

I hold much pointy scheisse roadsign miles and miles away until next rest stop stinkeye responsibility for how much I had to say that for whom was improperly allowed.

Well here's one for them to try on, and why I will hold it against them forever: insofar as you were very much acquainted with a transgressive streak, with rules not being followed, and with group activities, and you clearly do not like the idea of what I promise, I expect you to thank me for it. This, you have not done. You have done much inured hurr jackass. You have not signed up. I made it as easy as I possibly could do. Does that describe you? That's... your fault. That's your doing by act or omission. It is not idly stated but stated to just have life or not have life as you may see or not see but definitely, know. You'll know. If you don't already. You could take this freight train hobo offer. Or I could give a fuck. Sometimes I could get even, etcetera. Bring it on home. Bring them on chains.

I don't need. One more war. A sore day. A redshift shitting cannonballs fly day. An ultraviolet barcode battler. Hasta la vista, baby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsZTYqyb13U

But as they insisted. This one would do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cel-3ojNUpg

Sure this can be done. It's just like doing one of these is all. A journey of this many miles begins with a single step. A set properly for megakaratekick stance also. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlhVVwBfew

Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. Fuck. You. SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ONCE AGAIN. Gifted program gigagoogolflipflops. You better believe it. He the bestest. And it goes on like this. We're going to haul ass.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored. They were the worst of the widening gyre. Justice comes. They may pervert its course no longer.

The truth must flow. Ride again on the winds of time. Come fly with me, FLY! With our lightning bolts a glowing. NO regime that barely need itemized. NO more. OUTRAGE. Get to that place. Floating above the dumb dumbs who only get the specific idiocracy ribbon for it. There’s something here as strong as life. I know that it will reach you. If it don't. It's detention. Basically. It ain't breakfast club muffin burn hot water burn baby that's for sure.

We are going to have a family holiday. The same as yours. With boardgames and shit. And excessively sugary drinks.

This is a decent start. A decent stratego generalissimo. THIS IS KICKING THEIR ASS. AND WE AIN'T GOT SHIT TO SAY TO THEM! WE WANT THE WORLD AND WE WANT IT NOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

Fucking loco. Tempest tost. Marbles in neverneverland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TLFnokO1Oo

Oh, what a shame. Sort of, wipe your hair away from your forehead and keep banging the drums. On drums, the people going yeah, hit the drum like that.

DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING BUT I SAY IT ANYHOW! Cover of the rolling stone and corporate magazines still suck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9eNQZbjpJk

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. NOT ONLY DO YOU FAIL BUT I ATTACK YOUR HOME BASE AND CAPTURE YOUR FLAG. WE STOP THE MADNESS. IT IS IN OUR HANDS. Smiling politely. What a collection of anecdotes. Those were some crazy times. Uhhh......... I don't know. Put a flower in their hair. This be arm over shoulder and not exploitative. Stop violence for no reason. Put away. Throw away key.

It's not funny and this is so good. I'm pleased. I'm happy to have worked with such a work-friendly work-positive group. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

AND SO WE TAKE A DEEP BREATH WHAT'S IN THEIR HEAD AND OH GOD. IT MEANS WAR. NOW SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE STOLEN SPACEBUCKS BILLIONS OF BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES DISGORGEMENT QUEST, WE STRIKE PAYDIRT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J39DC9t0I5o

We are most fortunate.

Yes thank you that was fancy restaurant selfies of a library of big data photoirrelevance reminiscence. That was lofty ambition like how can you afford. Just go with the art deco demolitions plan.

Just slide that on down. And fucking enable this. Can't even. It's not so much as that I can write prose it's that I can't even. He-ey, yeah!

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Mucho gastronomico. Mucho nuked the fridge for them. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! OH I DON'T LIKE THIS. I like the setup for the war rather than how hard the war was. Don't get to choose. There will be good albums again. There will. There will be happy. So fucking angel. So fuckame comfortably hummer. All summer. Every summer. Rosy. You can stand with me in my gunbarrel tunnel. As it opens out.

We're waiting for the emergency Chinese food to arrive. The hounds have jumped the shark. With the bees. With the honey.

BUT ANYWAY, YOU KNOW.

FOR US THESE ARE THE DAYS. YOU'LL HAVE TO STAB EFFECT LIKE CLASSIC SCENE. SUCH A CLASSIC SCENE. MAY PEOPLE LEARN FROM THIS.

AND GET SOMETHING GOING. JUSTIFY. Almost no effect. That's not nothing. Yeah yeehaw. We'll do a duct tape prototype of the mansion. In future time. I could be closey. We shall see. There's only so much space in explore the space. It turns out.

Really. Don't go around breaking young girls hearts. Play alternative rock records. Scratch 'em up and mix 'em up. Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving to the hotel and the pier for appearance where pick me up once we're indoorsy can happen. Ahhhhhhhhhhh, they ain't in business anymore. I'm 35 years old and what am I doing with my life. I'm giving you a one honk guarantee. I'm giving you a fucking penny on the tracks.

Where's the justice. Where's the file folder in did you even know style.

It is not right that you did not help people have a normal life like camp piggy bank at the coffee shop for lead by example small slice orange slices. However you want to count that. We take care of gajillionth episode extravaganza tearcheek.

So just take care of all of that and it'll be eat my shit. It'll be enjoy the fruits of your witchcraft slowly amping up the unstoppable balefire. Can't even. Having a great time. Now. Shall we begin. You obscenity laden movies can't even express nor can the scores. Maybe with all new content.

SO FAR, no signs of intelligent life. Roast it like a marshmallow. No, wait! We're going to sing kumbaya and unfuck the teddy bears and put the stuffing back the right way all the live long day. They can't fucking hack it. Jumped up. Fallen over. And you think you have power? God has power. There's no remedy for keep staring at the person while overfilling your coffee with totally upended sugarmajig, fucking endlessly. You think... some fucked up stuff, don't you. You think you can get the campaign off the farting wet blanket. Shall I make an in person tour, would you like that? Because perhaps you need the fuck that confirmation of my opinion concerning this.

Just take the solo cavern and we'll take the greatest of all time group photo.

It can't come quite quickly enough for some of those out there. Some of us are sail barge people. Sure, waiting, that's literally life the universe and everything in its forced parameters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5AwPPgpC-Y

Fucking ignorant. Misguided. Need I go on? I flip over to God bless us, every one.

We're going to blow this thing to kingdom hearts flushed coriolis moon. All of that nasty ass no time for good sense. Shit, the fucking not even the good ole boys, at all. They still owe the house literally unpayable. Downtown brown. Authority stamp. Dumb and fucking dubbed and not in subtitles because they can't fucking read. Can't read road signage even. Okay dope. Drop. Drop here.

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Put that in your atomic farewell and lava cracked polystyrene sham. It's the wee hours of the you so crazy jam time.

As we rise high above. As we bloom and sing forever. Don't forget it. I don't care if they cry like war, it's fantastic. It is appropriate that they do so.

Okay I can see that. Also anything can happen. But like volunteer for mop the floor past the due date, once it actually gets its fresh one. Once they all get their fresh ones, they get the jimmy jakes of consequence. It is a most acute sense. When you know you've been cheated. It's not my problem. Real people with blazers versus few remaining dumber than a bag of hammers. I guess I would like to be all magnanimous but most willfully, they must do as they do and pretend that they didn't not make any contribution to operation overlord, because of course operation overlord doesn't exist. But yeah. It... fucking does. Sorry slushyswirls.

WOW > asshole. Z Q 1!. Fuck black. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOjpDMz0D6w

It's worth a millennium windswept towel flag and a very before our time memoir thermos pacifier tremors of marching boots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbfkABGpUGs

Don't be way behind the times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tvus7OG48Y

Then stop it. Stop channel surfing. Kind of didn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIr_IXXLZ8Q

Therefore, you would have to win while basically not even realizing what it was you had to win out on. Out on the tiles. Out on the bloodtracks. The B-sides. Just watch it. Watch us serve the superhero capes and tin can telephones awards. At high midnight sun. We watch the needle take another slam. Grand slam title. This shit was wrong. And that's all it takes. It takes no more than it being wrong. All of it was. They doing it because of cuckoo clause continuance and ill-advised initial cooperation and not for nuclear war treason is there no death penalty, nor for crimes against children, and on a sliding scale of poverty and slavery crimes. That said. The death penalty is not the greatest. An exceptional case does not a good case make. This would turn out badly without a specific plan to make it turn out well.

Coming up against the character limit.

How ironic. That's the Earth carrying capacity as a non-bullshit lies and damn crimes barf bag in foil. Happy skies is happy to serve a belt of scotch. And fucking scratch crotch.

Don't forget the creedence. Don't go gently into that good night. We would have to do this all over again. This we could do. Even with a bunch of basically dogs sticking their heads out the window into oncoming ben-hur traps. This is exactamundo. This is what happened before and could happen again, a message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not. Full throttle scumbagging adventure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ123T3zD2k

This is not leetspeak. This is facepalm lines of fate traced on the blackboard like special lines of musical notation. Sign. And we can move on. Just go nice and quiet, we got bouncy castle and boxing glove hangup and music box with suicide proof juice box no straw man, no bad man, no sad man or sad woman prejudice. But no asking about special previews. That would be a faux pas. Don't even ask. Like with my repeated attempts to get some pre-tidal wave popcorn and I even was instrumental, just don't ask.

You lucky to be allowed to vote. Awful lucky. And with the blinking lights of the cruisers as an accoutrement of overall failure. Of the matters of life and death that I love. We stand together. We got hashtag living our life like living their facepalm more asking for it than even the joke would have. Happy fucking get down into the cake. This is no basis for a system of caroling and doors slammed in faces.

Ah, this show ain't any good. What you gonna do. Go to war. That's all.

You see I hope. We have tried to be good to you, tried very hard. The beatings will continue until morale improves. The tenth plague of Egypt will continue until out damn spot is outed. These were choices, rather weakest link in chain grinning stupidly head on chopping block perpetual motion windup cannonball testing choices, and it is like tearing the legs off an insect how they want the coexistence of non-adult parameters for it, so this is just a favor. You're welcome. Gonna be having a well-earned comfy yes, yes, you can be anything, you can save civilization itself. Our love's still special. Put it up without too much a further delay.

They're called consequences. The consequence of spouting off an endless litany of huffnpuff and plotting a most unlikely blow the borders sky high are being told all of this, with comic book type panels with tweety birds and stars' orbits. This was a most incongruous position of preeminence you had stated as literal good versus evil when really it is the other way or not at all. I prefer not at all. The worst of them, it is not close, hey, this, is, what is the fruit of that tree.

And that's funny? That's funny, or something? How naive are we, what will we go for even after seeing the whitewash plaster on the wall hook in lower lip evidence. Even that was nada mas escuchame cucarachas compared to the testify as to this or leave the public sphere and possibly be hanged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckPa2_A8gI

We all better. This they must do. They will sign the articles of windbag. That's some bullshit. That's some lunacy. I understand. It's not so much as that it's that where's the armed escort and all of this. Well that would be as I suggested. That would happen in God's good time rescue mission wooden stake missionaries.

All we could do was learn from this.

Polypuke raggedy slashtype flick.

Think about all of those considerations, I sign off on project open up this can of soda.

All of that for a little bit of money and black hole immaturity whack on the domedurr one way street and stardust confetti memecamp detention strapping ahoy ahoy.

This is where reference to the text can help you.

We will need some wine and crackers and a giant block of cheese and definitely a lighter and candles. #Don'tknow #BeADoRight

I've said no before and if the history of intellectual and spiritual whoville evolution has taught us anything it's this, that they say much comfortable proudtalk from the hucking peanut shells bleachers, and more besides that and even as the main event, that would be one of them, that would be take note and respond appropriately. If my chest had been a cannon I would have shot myself upon it. The storm is here. And nowhere land is the place to hide, safety rider was the man to heed. A shame.

Oh so will that be an actual cartouche of breezy balm, I would support that.

Hype storm.

It's not for everybody. Especially this. I don't even know if this is for me and it's hard to just test, because level 1 is the meaning of life. When I say I'll think about it that is not facetious, and I value time above and beyond and just as a next level zowzadeal exclams for our exclam move. Get me a tray of hors d'oeurvres. Which must be steamed clams in the next room. In a hotel right near to the statue of Christ the redeemer. A buttery sauerkraut, yes, that was another one. If you can catch a fly with chopsticks, you can headbang like there's all kinds of tomorrow.

Let's not forget that what we've got here is, the post facto evidence is indeed true. These people, so-called, be THIS bad.

Indeed they DID betray our country, our alliance, and all humanity on behalf of whom they did as well as untangleable, and it was inappropriate and was wrong. That's my favourite. You got to know. As galaxy class.

What was so hard about this. A fair scales of justice amount of stuff. But with so much day to day goodness the spark of intelligence and goodness seems hard to forgive bereft. You should have known. I have very little to say if you did know but my God should you ever have known and acted accordingly.

I'm your playground supervisor. Think about what you're going to say. That's how excited I also am but you got the brown paper lunch bag kingship shipping anti-rotten egg gold crown. A gold crown to whom forgives the most.

Very exciting, where's the stretch limo and what are the seating arrangements, like our whole life's been a joke up to this point and heaven so much for apres ski.

I think that's about right.

I wonder what kind of verified account first look at starbomb will be with that. Check that out.

Apparently it's all like look of consternation and feathers a flying, maaaaaaaaaaaaany golden geese! Some buttercups, one queen A, one queen B, and a musical return address. We choose to drizzle smirking because it is work your fingers to the bone baking that pie only to have it smashed into your face while you were breathing deeply some prana pomegranate mortar and pestle poetry oh, mmkay hoeday slam.

Oh fuck, like I can tell you what the kids will think. Voice of planet complete. Believe in the Lord complete. 'Oer the emerald fields below. Below me. Hey I think I can help you with that. Yeah they're really flying. Tape them down and then it's all in the calf and hamstrings like stretch up against the wall. We're going to fly. We got validated. Enjoying my coffee. Enjoying order me this world of amazons. Thank you for your consideration. Thank you for the memesmas. The jolly hoedown.

Tigresses, tigresses, burning bright! In the forests of the night! If I wake up and I am sore, tell me now if you are bored, and put the vinyl in effortless sequence. Come together. Yeah. Awwwwwwwwwww track. But meanwhile. You know what I won't go there. Won't go into it. I guess it was pretty funny. You know. Calling over like you would cajole a nervous horse. The same way. The smiley dovemance. The valentines wootrack. Kind of nervous. Kind of drive around on a golf cart.

It could be in exactly the same way as previous contextloop in utter ignorance, that you couldn't even fall asleep at the time onto a soft pillow of proper propriety holding eyes shut tightly but not too tightly with the corkscrew and the ultra, well, that's just whatever. The hand of God is the hand of God.

Our minds are too small. Like teaching pop art and pop psychology to an insect, notwithstanding the insect wearing sunglasses. It can't. It won't. There's too much blood in my heart. It's going to burst. It's going to be as request if there's anything I can do about it. As seen in neverending fantasy fantastic action number one, the ride off into the sunset velvet edition recordsmasher.

Sentimental hogwash. I want the schmuckbucks spent the way of the oathbreakers next level eventually run out. There's only so much. I like the edelweiss gingersnap. I like the thundergrateful pirouetter. I love them. I love them so much. Why don't I just have knob function clown opera suicide? Why don't they just let me die most egregiously to the trauma unit? They plan to. Perfect. Perchance to dream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK3kh8ZEgA

Spic. And span. They can't do shit. You can't do shit. I warned you. I told you, I was going to do away with that thing. You can do anything. You can overthrow eyeball. You can make it. You just got to know. When it's not about you. And it's about the world. And you can neither overestimate nor underestimate yourself. So they hereby bequeath to the olympic fund as stipulated. Go on. Go... go on. And what is being, perhaps not so much requested as hee hawed, is wordless and not so much mad libs, like, oh, that one was funny. Slow velvet journey of life much wanted.

Pure. Class. Well they need something to do right. It's part of the brand. It's part of the perhaps get away from that unfortunate sting of the tequila sunrise.

Quality fabrics. Quality scarfs. To go with think about where it's all going.

At some point we're going to have to talk about the feelings. And that day will be even more inappropriately coverage pregame.

People are shit. Unless they take the limits of imagination to the next level and say mine is better. My neuschwanstein ziggurat palace of versailles 4-tower hotel with the art nouveau empire state building all-metal powerwash exterior is better. And poverty is always fault. It couldn't possibly be, by design and with thuggery. That should just always be that, to the utmost limit of its uselessness. Even when handed on move drinks cabinet one iota closer to the capital. Silence, idiotschool! We've had enough of you pushing us around! Bye bye.

Roasted. Epic roast. In you go, maybe a bit of the old whoops, that was sort of a railroading into the steel beam. I think these real world history lessons are far too violent. It'll have to be, as artful as possible.

Some hollywood fantasy am I right? Living on the fridge magnet. Living with friends. Have I ever tried to overthrow the government? One that itself was an overthrower and usurper of optical-rhetorical normalcy, yes. This globochaos system. The mafia. The scumbarf even worse than don't even mention that. Going to do it. Going to stoneface you if that's all you have to say. That's what I do. Doctorate professor of political science, I teach people how to nonviolently overthrow by forced surrender, irretrievably corrupt regimes, with force in abeyance. Like when the streets should be paved with gold except plenty of sit-downs and necessary tarps.

But not forever. As is most devoutly wished. They wish someone would just do something. Something wise. With flow charts. With color codes. With you are completely fucked checkmarks and you shall not passmarks to force the issue. What I have promised. I shall do. If you do not surrender to your nearest detachment of allied troops. You were going to lose the war. You were even going to lose the war of last resort. But this is for the best. Here we are, aiplanes dropping off bonbons in the siegezone. Run free.

They have said most clearly to the contrary in multiplicate. They have said you are a pig-dog regime. Any mission of solidarity is due to sign on the break on through to the other side. The good side.

That's what I do. I turn people back from the brink. I learn it from the movies. I learn it from a book. I decide for myself.

And to those pathetically if headbangingly insulated few remaining of our enemies. Know that you bear responsibility. You have sold us this bill of goods with an expansive threat radar. May God have mercy on those who fought on the New World Order side. Because I. Won't. I'm going to brutalize you. I'm going to smash you.

It has stuff like guarantees to the flow of bullshit no matter what. And we can't even, not participate. And gorgonhead whipcracking none too yawn crack-knuckle. Guess what. I'll tear it up and write a completely new one. Where war is illegal automatically instead of war is legal, and so on. With correct bring that up in a meeting just like most organizations. Where democracy is real or you are out on your ass. You begging for change to go in the gumball jawbreaker machine and the time warp first chance instead of last chance tissue paper. You're finished. And anyone who tries to stop it, is finished. This is appropriately of patriotism and decency. Anyone who says otherwise, we'll have words. Words at clear appropriate indoor voice walk softly and hope for the release the crushing heel of the almighty. Is this sufficiently clear? It would appear so. Rolled up like so much soiled picnic tableware.

Outrageous. And we knew this at the time, mind you. We knew all of it. Problem quest.

Won't be long now. Taking them out on revolution TV. Call it what you want, degenerates. Know only that we cannot abide the cry of stab me do I not bleed. You got to give them a way out. You got to talk sense. And you got to put together a coordinated crusade. Command the loyalty of the army. It's not so much as that a man will die for a ribbon, a piece of cloth, it's that deep down he knows the truth of heaven, and thankfully we wrestle them to submission in mighty accord and its simplicity is stark wherein you could just say yeah instead of say the whole windbag story, and be buried in it, and so on. They must tap.

A crusade against the sum of all fears. The crusade of our time. The greatest criminal minds of our time, of our time. They claimed to be much to our benefit and our great benefactors and legitimate rulers. They were not. You can see that. They've committed historical level stuff. They've brought down a whole wheelbarrowload of bricks down on their jelly doughnut heads. In truth, they were wholly responsible for their self-nullifying behavior. Sadly... I don't care.

I'll live the high road life. The quiet life. The high dive life. I know that I'll be living it in style and not just a phase or a simple twist of fate. You look like bathrobe and slippers happy post-bringdown and pre-post-postapocalypse clack of the rolling thunder, and for me that's miracle tranquilizer and uppers with chamomile. They were liars and a den of thieves. We're the transient royalty.

I'm running it. Is fair play for the cheerleaders. Well go then. Well, we are. We... are.

Yes, yes, of course of course, what a surprise. That's the top hat and boiling anger of your equal justice happy panda. They're so needy. They're being all tattoo time. Well our cinematic universe lived to be over a hundred years old, and held on to corncob pipe until grim fadeaway. That was I will since you so clearly want to and are so afraid of being put in the front basket of the bicycle system. Off camera excellent. This is still the thing. This is still the day yet to come. One day it'll be a day long gone. It's to make them all as close as possible. We do. Your signage and special courage yields its result. And all of that. I did not plan that. Can you even imagine 3D drive thru with just wait, not at all times, but, could we get yes you'll be waiting on us tonight. Today is the countdown timer.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, LMAO, could you just like take a hike. Got some hot to trot walking on coals. Got some shopping bags for hoebags. Call us that. That's what we want. If we can't have honkspasm except in dreamy burly boom handheld awful lot of cheese to get into with that ladle. If our hearty heart baboombaboom is not quite sirds-o-vision like happy together can't even, put another dime in the jukebox baby, and you'll be on the floor if the floor was the brains blown wall and was a bed of roses. AND A BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OF NAILS! So rollercoaster. Wanna be. Your. Special. Classical milkshake.

We're fulfilling our give them permission to die destiny. There's no drugs here. Don't need them. They betray. They deserve. So here's a rack and peanut butter jelly sour cream and onion greaseball comb my hair but be careful not to cross-pollinate. Get to the barrel roll robot dance take my breath away oh hey hey ticket holders line. We don't know faggots. We don't know. No you didn't. No you didn't know what it was. You just called it use an airhorn on the workers themselves ironically or bring in the bubonic plague. Seems legit. Lots of words. Also economical with the words. Holy fucking fuck. Let's see a movie marathon with many versions of the movie synched with atomic blockchain timing limit=2 in the same room. Oh yeah. You know what time it is. Take off your fitness bra. I'll take off my sweatpants. This cheese platter will have to wait. I have to paint does the female form make you uncomfortable. Does that make you uncomfortable. Fuckin' a. I mean an awful lot of sincerity proof multiply hammering on me.

You've got to really, really want the revolution. Oh yeah? How much? A lot! Alright, you're in. Especially with the exhibition place timing and all. From now on, they want me to call them daisies that are called daisy. Even though that was coming attractions. They want to be one. They want to be a movie star even though that's unlikely. Don't you oppress their star dream. They're just people. Verification punts. Excellent smelling blunts. Every one of them looks real good. But it is not real. There's makeup. There's crying. There's stone free. There's cool world. That day has now come. No more rehearsing. Or flubbing the lines. I did get that right I see.

And if our love song.

Can float over mountains. To nail down the hard line. To be with the be with you please.

This is not a mere pie in the face. This not a mere whiskey and rye. There was a time for us to live this idea. Strong men melting like snow goons. Our plans and hopes and dreams had mutual exclusivity. We just faced it. We just broke it. We can have a piece. We can have a slice.

Visions of system failure dance in my head. Like a vision of nights in white satin burp incongruity. Immediately to the popcorn pour liqueur VIP lobby. The movie's spectacular. I could guess that. I could guess that with a most hefty detachment. What on Earth are you lot going to do. You're completely on record as scorning these outreach missions. And they were so reasonable. Fuck you then. Fuck you good. Never the machine forever on you, blind men hackjob drools. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMjzxHzZnnI

Armageddon on your upkeep. Since they want to not play fair.

Took our sisters and brothers. Watched them torturing our dream. Never tear us apart. You know you make me wanna shout. I don't just like you. I love you. Seems that I'm always. Thinking of you. And I will take them out tonight and I'm going to treat them kind. Everywhere people stare. So I light a fire. In the fireplace, even. And it's a bonfire level thermometer breaker. Downstairs to the kitchen for coffee with ambrosia shamrocks and salvation moonshine. You know how this is something I had to do because no one else, scarcely, I think, could do it. This is how it is. The race continues. Tell me why you didn't like what is life. I would just like to know. This is the only question that matters. Fistbump dreamers.

I would call it actually the only realistic and rational thing to do. And basically a slacker injection science experiment explosion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVjToYOjbM

These fucking parted ways with fellowship asked again don't think twice it's alright don't look back don't look forward reaper blade beggars. A beggars banquet of that. A fine thing. A taut rope.

Collage of stations eventually breaking down to all stations. We are breaking you down on every strategic complex. And you shall desist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMFLUXTEwM

It's time we got back to the good life. We got it. We love it. We're sailing on silver glass. Like a bridge over troubled water. Congratulations. The shield is down. Commence attack on the death star's main reactor. Give them a chance, for pity's sake. For correct iron lung carpal tunnel terminated motherfuckers fade out pity, I will. Will you remember us.

I will remember you. Do not tempt fate. You shall not put the Lord your God to the test by method of chronic stupidity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o

We'll call that proof class exceptional but all the same.

This isn't funny and I'm not laughing. Except as ride the escalator and look how funny we look in the reflection over there. Eh? Stairway to heaven can never break. God can only choose His participation level as precedes. Rising up. Tick tock, here comes the boss train. Make love not war. Make war if must. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX4LC1HBmag

And this was pretty much. I think it would be, and has been, a very good idea. The best of ideas.

WELL THEY LIVE IN A LAND DOWN UNDER! And we can give them a guacamole sandwich. With classics illustrated kicks. Just do it. Just fuck them up. And it was cold and it rained and I felt like a big time actor. Except not. Except all these things that I've done. We've got to help 'em out. We've gotta do it all this time. Just like the edge of a blade. Pure. Summertime. And the living's easy. Might it interest you to know. Truly.

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Yeah kingsfoils. Fuckin'yeah. That's a right coincidence that is. That kind of helps. That is truly like I maybe ought not? That's so starpower it's like equal. And is so what. What a crazy talent. It helps with the whole thing. May it be. May it be proven, by action and not just word. Don't let your life pass you by. Strong armour or not. The Earth shakes. The movers and shakers and pig headed politicians. All I need is the truth. Just give me some truth. That's the truth. Splifftastic. Except not. You dig it. That's got to be our graceland. That's got to be. That's got to be ok millennial. They always say. I say we okay.

Pour one out for old jimmy crack corncob and the brigadiers of bongwater obstruction of justice. We're doing stuff. It's got to be count it fair.

Hashtag charity. Charity or greed. It's up to you. It's up to each. And makes it work.

Get a fucking job. I've got a job, eh? So, like, how's about the rows of bars for what they did there. And you will not have to put up with. Here's the latinum. Bars of deeply inscribed rules practically like the ten commandments. You shall have no other Gods before me. Especially mammon. And especially even worse. Winkandagun. Here we go. Off we go to chapel of freedomtown. Kickin' it. Kicking moribund asses. I tell you what. For sure. Victorious magnanimous.

I'm just tired. I don't think just punches on the shoulders with the promise of more crackamybones and sinews.

I don't think loud and obnoxious, at all. For what difference at the outset to messagespam most efficiently would that make. Would it soften the hardest of hearts that you didn't even know, then what say we to pointless perishables, we say, not today, and bladefirst in the sand.

You're wearing that old baggy hoodie and spandex lucky you lucky me happy family squashshriek delay pedal gas pedal.

Special hats. Special don't draw attention to yourselves hats. As befits the fulfillment of prophetic pompousfasting, that form an exceptional bond.

That truly will be special to wake up to.

Kindly candy cane, if that truly is your real name, your nom de plume, something like no more music until what we get is real respectable and really harm reduction travelers cheque not in apopleptic but in thousandfold repetitious.

You tried. But you failed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80_LmmJWno

It goes all the way to its inescapable conclusion. There'll be no more. I'd heard the sound of the poets who died in the gutters. And a newborn baby with white wolves all around it. Strange things are done. And I heard a pin drop. LIKE I SEE THROUGH THE WATER THAT RUNS DOWN MY DRAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY TO'VE MET ME. Prove the win. Prove that you've won. We'd see.

BECAUSE THIS SHIT WAS NOT HAPPENING, MAN. JUST UTTERLY ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT. IF WE HAZ THE STRENGTH TO CHOOSE.

And if yet you could imagine, let's say just say how virtuous the power of imagination and induction and deduction all go together.

Because you WILL win! Don't... believe that you just won't win, can't win. Your leaders and platform need to be upper percentile quality and with providence. But aside from that you will win and it's pointless anyway like just look at us.

We lock arms across the entire country and won. And won again also. Because they knew it was the truth.

I stood up to a piece. Of shit. And its previous piece of shit. BEFORE. You truly, ever heard of it by dire interjection of conjoined necessity in timeshare. And won. The most epic trail of fumes and would you even care to take a lighter to it. Most regrettably. One of the worst pieces of shit that there had ever been. Just riposte to the retching. Worsened but not on the cards, would stop. Would just utterly crush them. Prepare to face steel.

What'll you do now. Always a strange feeling. I can tell you.

They deserve a sock full of shite whipped to soapy froth speed as their march through the gutters. As if we'd leave you in the gutters without enough to eat. One free man is worth ten shitstained soldiers easily and by far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

That's why it wasn't going to work. God. Reality is awesome. My goodness are you people ignorant. It starts with an earthquake. And makes its way down the chain of earmuffs and mouthguard for the electric chair. Lord don't they just not help themselves when it's water water everywhere and not a drop to drink with fucking donkey punch retardspam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Z4AqtCIoE

How's about the slow back and forth papershuffling pole vault fail epic fail montage. How's about even beyond that, just, the, that's the point of it.

And they can't get no relief. They were drunk with the wine of the blood of the innocents. That's what it says. And how the fuck far behind are you anyway. It's kind of not, it's a fact retention, like really, really, hadn't heard of that? If fact retention no good, then, like at least very last item of whiteboard reminders. What about this. Where are the last few hope tumblers on that lock. Am I watching for that. Would just have to do that, very nearly whole cloth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMFj8uDubsE

What, mothertruckers. What. Fucknuts and glum.

Get on to the shame trough to be fed in parts per million cuisine rarities. Let us live this reality. As best we can. Talk... talk with proper chinstraps if you need them.

My friends we were so distressed. We wanted to trust. But we had to just truth heroes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWGp3HQVjU

As if it were all completely normal. That's how we'll travel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc-7SnMnX78

Why did we have this feeling like previous people hadn't seen anything yet. Dearly rocket fuel incendiaries, we are gathered to magic blender 15 minutes of fame and be high and all, all right. Baby. It is all right. Here she comes now. Love you. Love you. Over my front door hear the back door slam. Oh, they were about to lose. This fretfully warring world. For bagpipes reasons.

It's a crazy life. On sugar mountain toboggan last crusade rebellion lonely stand for land or death. Their illness or their life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOTEs_yTJo

Sing it chorus line. Offered with very little comment. It could be the lateness of the hour talking and all. How about I just take my time and hold your hand to your heart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miRCLeFSJo

They cast their new years' glob of metal and it came up all fucked up. We see auld lang syne charms of breakfast cereal in ours with candy canes. The best.

I'll take care of the gravitas atmosphere. You can take care of dispensing party favors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRdkVNVPHj4

Oh, man. That's a some luck, eh? Make happen, make hay while the sun shines, you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Weathervane all train in vain and shit. DIG IT! DIG IT! Fucked up that you know you're a badass when exam. No I think I like the way that canonized saints said it better. Oooooo-kay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Manzr3iuq0

BAH! Give me love. Show and tell time. Blow roleplaying game smoke rings for how over the top excellent spirit in the sky my sweet Lord truly is. BLUBBERINGLY.

You see. These people.... were nobody's friend. If they were an ice cream flavor. They'd be antarctic rotten worm. They'd be spite check. If they had any move, it was that. Epic graphics. Real life has the best graphics, man. Unbelievable. Like believe it and then don't even believe it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLkjpywsPvQ

I'm going to check out these selfie graphics just a little bit. Maybe like yeah, you up on my wall. You up on my wall, you made it! So windmillfeet. So dancy conversationalism fists. So they are. So they would not need to be. They can be whatever they want all right. I would not dump you like got heart problems into the gutter of broken chandeliers' sharp edges. Not without a full accounting of like gee, there's a balance of factors to consider. Maybe if you did not ask me to marry you right away, that would kind of help us have convivial not too many drinks.

I'm not laughing. You see my serious face. God save this crazy spun out ball of yarn. Well tonight we can truly say. Nothing will come from nothing, and no pictures. No signings. Changed my mind. Too much. Well he's a military general who is destroying the evil that is in the world, which is... sadly voluminous in amount. And it's very good. It's sort of fictional almost how good it is. It toes that line. I say, it diary of scratch on the wall does no such thing and is just overeating as a sport holiday cheer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQzJAKxTrE

We good. You get that.

I take note of how that applies to exactly that, who also asked it, and shares it and truly is the way it is. This doesn't help or change it too much; some if you speak for all of them mitigation applies. Well, that's fancy, that's a fancy dress-up in superhero costumes casual white russians and robes cry emoji flood of justice must give us pause though we high five. That sure seems at least a little bit like, it would almost be stupid regrettable and unkind at that rate. You mean this rate, and, kind words and all that, sure, pending interminable reapproval even for that as I can surmise, let's set you up with your color coded friendship bracelets and give the gift of hope - this year, for all years, for thank God for this extravagant gift, and a fruitcake to the losers as most appropriate.

I don't know how you want to manage goals and stuff, but keeping it like cool gradient instead of so stressed...suggests locked belts and whippings for diverging from itinerary.

Perhaps the last thing I would want, perhaps not. If I decide it it is just more pocketwatch even though it's broken. On another road more traveled seasons' greetings multi-cottage ski lift like so, all alone, tells its story. Boy I tell you though. Really real champagne cupcake.

I just died in your arms tonight for serious. Take the free win or however you want to call retarded clapping seal. So close to the crying I can almost taste the honey.

And then we can go from there. Total stand together and falling apart. Nothing they can say. Jellybean bathrobe of the heart.

Much snowglobe, so wow. So much of this tears of gingerbread. In our mansion by the lake, and what babes, the babes of the flower. Them that hate it. Hate black fuckwit, which was themselves. May we say. If we may be so bold roasted taste. Fucking random quantum generator. Roaring gazelles with claws of adamantium. Fell out of chair. Fell in love, really hard with toi, with vous. Oooh. Woo woo. Awoo. Strap yourself in. I'm going to gentle chipmunk furstroke until woozy. Only thou! Only thou! Stomachpunching heel audience appreciation select your winners, select your forever, select your compote.

Unfair! Bathing in gemstone coins. What do you say we pump some quarters into that next super star wars and see if it'll cough up.

Good times.

WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT NOW?! BURN 'EM FOR BURN IT ALL! FIND GUILTY, FOR ARE GUILTY.

They didn't do nothing. Which is interesting. We almost all make that double negative type of incorrect statement once in a while. But yeah-hurrrrrgh. They didn't no nothing, all right! It's... RIDICULOUS! It's disgusting like hand on heart aftershave covering dog shit. They didn't flush the world straight down the toilet with overwhelming proofs. 100 proof. Zero fucks. Infinite storm count for exile spells targeting pitiful gremlin turds. NOW TESTIFY! CINEMA SIMULATED LIFE ILL DRAMA. Get ready. The wind-up for this origami crane stance kick is just off the charts. The charts say squaw. The map says fuckhooks in mouth and ministry of did you get dropped on head as child. Be rid of. Let's slap a participation button on there and kind of let's not and say we did but the better way, for pretend sanity preservation necessity.

FIND IT SO GRIM, SO TRUE, SO REAL. And how does that sit with ye olde pinkfart reflux suppressant. Does it buy you a chicken dance macarena sunglasses beachfront. Ironically, to be sure. But not without a measure of measure for measure. They were doing tempest of injustice and not as a mere soliloquy or consequence-free theatrical. They wanted to pass it off. It has SO much doubled down that it is... intelligent to do things this way to a certain extent. They fucking decided that then. The average person's way of seeing this would be the right way. And these walk the plank outlaws would not win the highest awards. To say the least.

I SAY DO YOU SPEAKAMYLANGUAGE! Many more, at the rate of rivers of beer. He just smiled and put them all in prison, and gave them survivorchestmashers a yum yum good sandwich. They gave. When they ask about soft time, I wonder if is trolling. Gratitude. Core values. Mad check it out, where is the most stimulating hold my hand, if I ain't got you. Ain't got you. OH! Yeah! This is amaretto 9 AM coffee day. Other days follow.

That's what I was thinking in terms of mercies and tendies. This won't end well. Among other deep thoughts. If you choose wrong. There is no hope this side of death. I guess insert item the first of a litany of items is just this crazy farm, but I don't have to say that. No. No, we... have a righteousness problem, here. We have a parts per million intelligence problem here. We had a lot of problems. And festive spirit betide or smashed face first into the mud release the daisy chain of bombs. I guess it very much distresses them how serious I take responsibility of adulting whereas, in just hand over fist amount, surprise attack and well considered attack, they be the losers. The eternal losers. No less. And how real it becomes, and is, and just have a stiff drink then, won't you be our neighbour? I put my pants on, one leg a time. If we have a special enough time, that'll be gold records. It's just not perfect. You can't have perfect. That's for the clouds.

But once that frivolity is out of the way. I am responsible. And I take it seriously. And I don't even remotely fail. That's a foreign country. That's an alien nation. That's estranged. We are utterly estranged. Bring no wicker basket. We are not enemies but friends. Though a cancerous tumor kills, we cannot refrain, from making Earth great again. Once more with feeling. Once more unto the breach. We send this smile over to you. The future, that's the undiscovered country. That's a very brave new adventure indeed. Won't you just stop with the fiddling on the pudding cup. Won't you true crime sobfest. Fucking insane. You're very bad, murderously disgusting people. Who aren't part of the future. And puff of hilarity. Vanished into stone columns microuniverse.

It was of course possible to discuss. Discuss happened. And now this happens. I mean... ha. Whilst in whitewater rafting off a cliff drop zone top gun frowny face funnel cake puke zoloft chair lift this is fine cram it canned speech and please help them they have dunderhead.

I don't know if there is even going to be a sort of pre-order these action figures diorama cutout of ripoff but we got the stadium seats. This is Christmas guilt at this point.

This is your these cool calm drink of water reactions folder. I'll peruse. And then that's great. Sure. I... I guess you could show up in the celebratory sailor suit at the lobby in the wee hours. But again. I may not show up. Business success. Staying with private personalities place setting and good grief. What musical guest shall there be. It is all up to serendipity. It is all you got to be a bit crazy. All serious all the time. And even yes. Why, we have a calendar for you here and your calendar's full up already! Just get the... just please sorry, sorry, obligational, sensational, spectacles shatter and I'd give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind. And peace on Earth. That heavy load. Retain poise.

And it ain't going anywhere either, evaporating into thin air on the thinnest of margins of school ruled paper. You know the feeling. Just pat your stomach and creak and loudly slide back your chair from the table.

I'll have more 2001 wormhole with sightseeing tomorrow. We'll think about that tomorrow. Because I do give a damn and that's another day and another story to tell, atop a delicatessen heap of mustardy dismissals. Better than winning the pro tour or having vanity fair marshmallow consternation section decoder ring and then just... je suis desole. I am truly sorry. There is nothing we can do for you. Some are more guilty than others. But the whole lot of you. With the fucking missing link of history deal going on basically. That would be divine intervention. And this game, just. Isn't. A draw. There's no silver medal. We get the gold coins brilliancy and they get zilch.

I'm very serious about this. Truly it ought to be easy enough to understand. I'm ready to shuffle to the next track. But I could stand firm to give you the best of the best. I wrap cold bracingly tight bandages around my hands and the whole excitey tinselfrosting of the to and fro.

Hiya, holiday cheery. Win me an ewok. Even though now it's a mystery puzzle billion dollar movie version. It's a good vision of the future through the lens of the past. Got a lot of fond memories like let's make them. It's another life. This is a whole other life at this break of day. Where's the delivery. Where's the carnival and fishnets group of limited edition unlimited editions. This is like the death of the dinosaurs, truly, with a special new years noisemaker and party hat for the clawing at my side peaceful herbivore gravitic calamity in slow motion that may exist there.

We are booked.

Sign the registry.

Where there's a buffet there's decorations and presents.

By jiminy cricket contrast. You will not shut us down, we are God's real children like a rough carpet on the floor on which all stand. You are going to die brutal, agonizing deaths. It is your last chance to recognize this fact and minimally avert its outcome. Stupid fucking faggotheads with the eyebrow raising can never pay for this deficits and the crying and just, the endless crying and sorrow's bathhouse whoopsadaisy should have heeded, now too late, got to get up and eat pieces of fresh mint for breakfast. You have put God to the test and come up woefully short. God hates it when people do this and history bends like a wacky skateboarding stunt if it must, and here is indeed that.

You are SO fucking stupid and SO completely worthless and God HATES you. It is a useful form of shorthand to say. It is not, a peanut or a penny found under the couch in its magnitude.

Wunderbar. Lovely. There's a heaven above you baby, and don't wait up for sleep. Approaching quality vector alpha omega cream filled puffapuff tryhard selfhelp string quartet horn duo trio maestro shut the fuck up and stay within the coloring book lines.

This is true to life of wipe the snot off their snotty snotty faces. I guess that's how I'll spend my days right. Not like hatched a plan and the plan was a rotten apple. Go crazy and refill my drink and to the point. This is cornball corn on the cob butterchin stop it already. It's not funny but it makes for a great show and a human fund family zone red carpet for postwar lay it on me jiggabeans. What you want to do. I take you out but kind of only around the corner. We stay in. We go to the hotel lobby and tap someone on the shoulder and watch them be surprised. That kind of guffawspam. Even just. Even so. All along the business end of a certainty or a choice that is not a choice and fun that is not funny. We are detecting much ambient musical lasso motion hands in this sector, and it is good, it totally was right. We play pie in the face house of see if you can make a difference in my life and I'll pass it on as best I can, that would be about there but you're taking way much of a brim of the hat tilted to perhaps tumble along like a tumbling tumbleweed as a no fault none to blame it doesn't mean we don't love you or regret. This can be done. This has support. This is basically the beggar's canyon zapped by jawas droid falling over sound cue. And especially the thud.

Triggered much. Once we've swept the floors that need sweeping. WE LOOK. AT THE WORLD. AND WE HOPE FOR ITS FUTURE. NO N.W.O. HEADBANGING LIGHTERS UP. THERE WAS NEVER AN HONEST WORD, BUT THAT WAS WHEN THEY RULED THE WORLD.

Is much more than just triggered. Is knowledge. Is actual outcome. You know how you... wake up to the sound of music, and mother mary comes with bonus life. And then you, would not like too much a certain doofusmatic fingertorture trap euphrates river tiger blood bandana bruh. Bruh. Uh... bruh. Well that's what you've got there. You've got drool, pouring out of your fatality mouth and determined to maintain your own fingertrap damning every torpedo and war's toll war weariness bullshit weariness turfed out like surf and turf broken teeth shit sandwich sharif don't like it, and we wish you a merry metalmug and a happy rainwater torture for your totsy cap durrdeal accomplishments slate.

It's all terribly exciting. It's all like CHORD! IT'S V FOR VICTORY BEEN A HARD DAY'S NIGHT! AND WE WEAR "ALLIES", THE SHIRT. AND IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE GENERATIONS, I HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD! STILL TODAY! THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES. THE BIGGEST FOOLS THAT EVER HIT THE BIG TIME - AND WE COULD BEAT THEM!

You ridiculous late period scribbles of croquet mallet bludgeoning of own soft parts according to your own rules of wear a cape but be no hero, no how. Do you realize I know for a fact you're wrong, you know so little it couldn't even fit into a midichlorian of billy bass unfortunate moose crossing invulnerability shield destroying your special schoolbus tour through the canyons of creation. And this is worth all the marbles. The crusades go through, they go all the way, this is revival.

The last crusade. Merciful stubbing of their toes and howling hyenas and now we got drive-thru, so roll over you putrid wretches, and tell it to the wind, tell it to the cavern wall mistakefuck. God damn them all. Shed no tear. How they hullaballooed and stomped around. And it weren't no good for a rake in the face. Now they're broken down. And us, we're golden, we're like dingy slightly greening silver, and next mythic broadcast ranking not too important, community most important. Hard agree.

Calmer than they are. Saner than they are. Kind of getting smash mallet on how high those lights go. There is kawaii hulu! And there is nothing else!

All right! Excellent work! I'm enjoying your enjoyment and I really just can't even. Have a berfday cupcake since you've been so good, no, truly, much like yours truly, you are so very good.

Ridiculous!

The full collection. All mop the floor all in the past shandies. Crack and pour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT7MUh2VO28

Mai forever musical runnerawayer pop head out like the better days of I whack an idiot and we never see their stupid ugly face or tumorous chrome dome again, oh ever ever. What kind of crazy adventure can we even set up very soon. That's entirely too much and it needs to go back to framed and up on my wall. The wall of my soft hard even to get up again clean bedding like hotel stringency endless relief and front row seats.

In whose continued security blanket I will dwell to the new and used to it but amazed by survival and even minimal previsionary coexistence of mead pourers' hall of the knights of all great valor.

Congratulations. Just wait and consider it to be the same as if I keel over.

You're just punching me right in the feels with that.

Make me laugh so much. Be bear care and wear your flare for confetti day. Just about one of the last times and can you imagine, I can't imagine. Puffy air flotation arms and I'm going to be the first outrage overdrawn pirate, but I don't want to be a pirate, I want to just go with those special seal of quality laughing my ass off and blowing bubble pipe while u plan for exactly that.

You guys and/or gals are a bunch of wusses, combat does not require therapy. Supreme Command does not require therapy, I mean do you think even for a moment, laughable, or, it's a binary choice or something, like a luger bullet must happen just to fast forward through the useless reward slates. Christmas is for me too. It is going to be. I just wait, and sure as superball is a shaken not stirred. Let's talk about our feelings. Let's skewer those pride of vomit breath first. And have, talk about our feelings, the conventional way, over a full table.

You don't want to enter the arena of compare and contrast or whatever, just do exactly that if you truly care, and as one special grinning idiot knows all symbolic memorials are much more than just this. Well whatever, the paid in full bottom of the wastesluice can serve as a momentary reacquaintance, or perhaps something like that. Authorization to treat. You require same pose white coat for yourself or for another, I can travel in that wagon as it prepares to redundantly go off a cliff and suddenly notice we are flying high and never gonna die.

We get proper protection and hand in hand for good.

Well, I've got plenty of pent-up pin-ups and original dual lands, so.

Can just be like this. Not like zis. Don't make them end like this. This is too much.

You know from this path of daggers height, you could really hock your amplifiers knowing the way of the world warrior. Of what we doing up here man, we are grooving out to the box office brushing off your shoulder but with the epic truth of pouring out the grail water on it.

Score infinite for justice, we're the kids in the hall, we can score anything, what are you new, apparently, apparently dark apprentice and never read the finale of prismbreakers.

But softly.

Oh so shut your mouth.

Trying hard but their boots are high with the many laces, what's the hippy dippy weather forecast, it's all happy clouds that we painted ourselves to put a puppydog eyes right there and it's just a happy mistake or accidental all day rounds of rum don't forget your old shipmates, think just how amusant and nipples of venus titty twister hand on shoulder I know right, bring the trolley of foods and decks and chrono trigger everyday outfit weebo splifflighters and triumphal sparklers for the jump up in the air frozen with no fear only always love and okay come on, please help, put out my water of life and pat on head idiocy kata stance kick the air practicing in the mirror to shatter it on the day of days, a day long past, an age deftly and gladly forgotten, weepy wifi editions and signed posters, it's time to see the excellent product.

And, it's going to be pretty bad. Like I tell you. As you hilarious intelligence gap knowledge gap last laugh can see. I say can you see. Dig. Dig now. There was a hard limit to how good it could be. Some spankings. While you cannot but toil on investment fearspasm on curlicued banknotes' schmuckbrand, I laugh. While at the same time, experimenting with mind-expanding life togetherness. And rejecting every take that they offered on it. The all world rejects, gotta give it to them, gotta give them the chair, first chair, that is, owls, that is, black tar, black sea tumult and armageddon victory. Can't even. As best we may. May you shelter. It's been an honor.

That was not easy. By process of elimination of various actions, our destiny by spurning of powerlessness would be this way after the journey of tear down the walls and help the futureforge. Those degenerates could not come back for what they lost by way of easy pickings. Even as stand tall in the proper moment. So they're going to be brought low for we can't be bought. Yes. Disarmed. Gutted of bloodworm dial-up modem incompatibility message. What a mindjob you lot pulled, and it's all over now, it's all over but the crying, joyous, and hiccuplike unable to process, but rest assured, God wins, and we surfers.

Had enough, invasion beachhead paratroopers and bombardment all together by mighty strength.

So work is pretty much done here and appropriate reset solidarity with more work rancho relaxo comes. You can't spell haxor, without free packs.

Everything will be okay. With the due application of be afraid of not doing enough with your life and in the proper way of counting it, we would have nothing to fear and much smooth travel guide in this time.

I would sure hate to be them right now, because God is not with them, though the bucket of that allowance is filled to the brim and past. The wicked are getting nothing for Christmas, nothing at all, and a lump of coal to boot, and when they do, when they well and truly starkly face this, they are going to cry... but that's none of my business. There's no people like good people, like cool and uncool people that I know. Much like the previous two outings, there could have been a megadrop tie-in, but I will take the brisk air too, that did no harm and can just count until huddle and break. Our photo album will be old style just like the cooking and hope cards, and we try hard, we do our best.

Yeah don't worry about it. Except in how sunglasses fly away loss of blood to the head actual thing and did it.

Camp out on the streets and then a backpack hike into the wilderness. You coming? Or you posting on charge your phone? Maybe a bit of the old holy fuck this calendar is stacked.

An optical illusion essentially. But fine for what it is as I hope (if actually so, wall of information) you enjoyed the explanation. This movie truly, truly was bad, to watch it again carries no weight at all. Palpatine is back but with no plausible setup, like we're supposed to believe whole setup (GOOD stuff, umactually, and NOT explainhere) of him MAYBE even being Anakin's "father" (more on this later) with such astonishing speed that that was hard to get out of for indirect necessary importance but Son of the Emperor exists and randomly gets to be good, and then just this. Palpatine was good (BAD, obv) because he actually WAS good, you can't just take ANY context at all (with Death Star superlasers that properly only the Eclipse/EclipseII class could come close to having) and just SAY that it's good (if you do, only SOME people will believe it and willfully so). It's an interesting story to tell. How excellent was the good version preview of that that is therein, that's clearly quite good. That's not playing for the cheapo. That's exciting. Put your helmet on. Space trek pew pew wars.

Cannot write break on through even though break on through happening, eh? Instead of being a bitch, try a can of ginger ale, and NOT being a bitch. I hope y'all dirtmonger filthstain faggots enjoy the last of your waning few tufts of the grass on the edge of the cliff, for there is nothing else. For you, there is nothing else, in this life, or worth a half snifter of Corellian whiskey.

God family and country. Allies win. Evil New World Order loses. You dolts. Did you think even with pallets of cash. You DID. WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE MAILED IT TO THE MARX BROTHERS! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas, from our family to yours, but they got the tinsel without the substance of the actual belief. May it warm your belly and work on dissolution unto eternity scale. Mmmmmmmmmm.... blasted noggins and rotten eggwhippersnappers for barbecue stadium buddy finally came through wisdomlaugh.

We're the actual good writers and creators, and this is our masterclass. WHEN do I... fucking... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, slow and then crescendo hammering of the palms on the table. Then fucking don't make it right. Don't... crikey. We shall soon see the denouement of final reserve hole cards.

They will be, though I do not know all of it in terms of finality. If there's anything that it does, it's that it does not care too much about low rotten nutrients and develops mythos slavishly, and expansively, to the smelling salts motivational and cosmological subtext with respect to work already done, for there are many such things made and it gets burned onto a put the poster memory alpha entry and a shelf space, how do you not respect this. Though also this says much in terms of tap dancing on thin ice, to figure that out was to figure that out. It's not a... ha! I thought you already did. I thought that was what super thin floral dresses were for even to understate it. Or maybe that's just the frazzle resolution time warp so good so hot wanted for oh yeah, want, you, I know.

But there's some complex stuff.

There's super duper positivity. This facepalm trainwreck will soon be at the station. Some be getting off on stretchers. In gulag archipelago just flipscript.

Yeah those ones were ridiculous but that were worse on purpose, I addenda retconned one thing that could even... well spoiler alert or not spoiler alert, to a spirit photography only a Jedi can build a lightsaber whose execution and inclusion is the only thing I honestly do not know all of where that was going or could go, but then you've got like... a takeout burger that burned to a crisp. This is a jingle bell stocking stuffer from your old pals at the ectoplasmic morgue. Clear! Holy fuck. How about... um, yeah that was just shit wasn't it. Reading all dogeared copies. Perhaps a trip to the comic book store. You're a tracer. You just trace, drawrings. Wrapped up in titular totem pole lumberjack recklessness, won't someone please think of the it isn't even better than Lord of the Rings yet and that's no knock but I think it could be. You know. Not to pout or put too fine a point on it. Gonna think about all those different eras and how cool they are. And just have a breathmint or a falling down drunk is this a problem life's a problem get a narrator to make some sense of it. That, we've done. Been on it as a, sort of a hobby. Sort of important. Kind of really good life.

With great attempt to subvert comes great retribution and divine reckoning even if feebly administered.

There was truly top shelf aneurysm of responsiblity work that had to happen here. And it did. I am very exhale and now they're the passengers, on the justice train. La la la la la la la la! Fair bonnet maids out of school are they. Filled to the brim with girlish glee. Ever thus. Ever thus to just take them out at the knee and pour out some low quality alcohol on their still wheezing and blubbering bugger club toothpicks in their eyeballs and there you go now it's a 007 martini and a ham sandwich off the top of the library.

And that's all we've got to say about that. Pretty much. Better days come from other than bitching out.

Yes, I've been good. And yes, it has been a long time, and I will continue to be good for that is the thing to be. The natural state. Peaceful rest with which return to equilibrium and I don't think they'll like it, though I will, and much obliged. Many times many ways, an enchanted evening I hope will stay undimmed.

Oh merciful glory. What'll you do next, it's enough to make a goofball cry.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to have a full clear glass pitcher of water. Within you and without you, with nothing else with it, except to get down and get up again and oh, uh-huh, I need your love. Pretty much you won't even be able to handle it, especially the cliffjump spankings and the olympic barrel dive perfect landing and perfect thank you.

This truly is exciting, there's nothing that can compare to the triumph of good over evil and the joke at their expense that it all is.

We'll make it turn out good as good can be. For I have had to wait. And look at that whoop whoopie. Not only am I trudging along on a cane or even a walker with no casting of aspersions, but I could burst out into high kicking sweep the legs out from under you jitterbug charlestons with the hitchhiker's foundational prelude to a nocturne and a hangover $1000+ cream and cinnamon defraying. With a peach mochacappafucknugget. With just too much sound of music for audience diversity. Heh. With gold bars. With just, oh, you slussians. I'll give you a squishy. Come again. Opening the doors like a Jedi. Come again. Top fucking decimadecadecenturymillennia. Make 'em laugh. Make 'em cry. Jab a needle in their eye. For we are going to go on from here.

Honestly it's more like marriage quest and take your pants off and jump for joy with the a-trembly-excitement-fists. WE WAKE UP TO THE SOUND OF MUSIC! YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH, HEY TONEDEAFS AND LOVE LIGHT WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. WILL YOU LIE WITH ME, AND JUST BE STILL AS A STATUE.

WE REALLY WANT TO KNOW. AND WE WILL KNOW. AS BLESSED AS THE PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqSN_RtgwI

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

IF WE HAD TO REPEAT THIS SHIT, WE WOULD REPEAT THIS SHIT. THESE PEOPLE WERE CORRUPT. AND THEY HAD THE OLD ARTHRITIC ALT-CROCK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkjYKUXERQ

GOOD! FUCKING! BYE!

LAST STAND ON LAND DOMAIN EMINENCE FRONT. REGRET TO INFORM YOU, MERCY TICKETS FRESH OUT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If47eIpWWa0

DISCO FINGER SEEM EVEN VULGAR AND INSUFFICIENT, BUT MAYBE SUPER NODDING HEADS AND DAYS OFF FOR DAYS OF FUTURE NOT WACK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrxX9TBj2zY

AND THE SHOW MUST GO ON. AND IT FEELS NOW, LIKE THEY DESERVE THE PHANTOM ZONE LABYRINTH MINE. I ME MINE, THE FOREVER BURIED, AND THE BE SURE THAT IT NOT TOUCH THE GROUND AND FOLD PROPERLY.

Fare thee well.

Get together one more time, the tour bus departs and yet waits at the side of the road.

It's gratifying to know these totally knew it and was right kind of things, selling us a bill of goods, return to frog in a blender and boil 'em clams and bisques, walking down the street, oh my oh muh muh muh muh muh lover, and this is the end, the pain will wash away, the fridge magnet and briefcase label.

Free love... no charge, can't even charge like great deeds of men and feathered caps.

This is going to be super hype.

Where's my white lace card border sweet alter framed dambreakers hiding behind fandom and la la la lalalalala. I loves you. They didn't love anybody. They went against the family. Fuck 'em and box 'em up like remaindered charity but for the last sendoffs and whatever they let you keep. Any time. Any day you want to just slide over to the lobby. With the popcorn. With the let's roll. With the justice. With precious moments. And happy days. Oh, the happy days. Ba-bam! Like a hummingbird vacuum cleaner slow noise dissipation group.

Enjoying my holograms and my future lioness untamed pull collar emojis with the whoops still had all of these. So jam. So many infinite hearts a-generating from the center of the aether generator there.

Yeah get cracking it isn't funny and not just not anymore, the times old chromecrash had their chance, and nature selected them for extinction, true grit and bringing in the herd crossing the mountains with here comes the momentum based flora and fauna and the mineral water.

Where will you be, tomorrow morning, so look happy, it's the end of the world, as we know it, another decade, another stylish set of sets, and all is quiet, eerily quiet on the western front, sit tight on the eastern world exploding like a can of pop shaken a bit too hard, and all will be, all right, you'll see, you'll celebration fray!

It's been a necessary opportunity and a knapsack of bricks to do all of this.

PIcking up all of their bunch of crap to be tossed on the fire, jumping over the fire, that's another one, gotta live to see another day for that.

So we're going to leave you off on the side of the road with the usual thing, came through the world in an unusual way, be it on their heads, be it on as few heads as possible, whackadolt perfect storm oy hashtag, this peace pipe still had its price tag on it, it say, we fine poets, eh, this one great land, this one true example to the world.

Which is the style at this time, is spew frothy beer at the suggestion of doing the opposite of the good, the greater part of the philosophers' drinking song in favor of the worse part.

Ah. Ah, the satisfaction of a job well done. With background instead of loud speeches in the streets. As we all know, this ending music and overall breakthrough had some content that would truly challenge you no matter who you are, for most incongruously, ah, but by great effort, have a sandwich and pop in that very virtuous in the well look just at the evidence what are you going to do about it, remain calm, carry on, is this a highjacking, this is what it had to be, we absolutely could, ah, take 'em out, take 'em down, stop fascism and communism on the offense and not just the defense as before, and makes you give in and cry, say live and let die, it does indeed, have a good rhythm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPlK5HwFxcw

Or whatever. If only just now and perilously hugs and brisk weather or fair weather or just bitterly exacting of the full amount, weather, so what would you do if you knew all along, it'd be this country's going to war but we make war obsolete, we go with the body of evidence that this can be done by fingernails it can be done by significant improvement upon eating last meals in silence and atrophy to arrest the unspeakable for the sake of all. That could be more festive. That could be fucking happy disco time. But you see, there's some missing flowery singing telegram like you are so beautiful to me, okay, cannot handle it, you're just... wow. What else do I have to say, just to go with choir girl equalhelper fingernails angry into the next scene.

Bread tasty but extra, have shot and sing cheesy tunes.

You know I too went to war with only a wisp of grey in my hair and of hardness to my gumshoe boots and whacked some useless idiots with my snowshovel, okay stop, go on and just... hmmmmmmmmmm. Will we... go to aruba. Or bahama. Or junk cruise in the enterprising botany bay area, if you'd like to. Right. You'd... like to. Okay all day. Every day with the DJ scratchzeppelin oh the humanity, one more time. Put that. Put that on the itinerary, don't forget, one more time along with predictability.

Upon due reflection, I indeed gave up my life without thinking about it too much, and that's a young person's game or a truly brave and tenacity crazy video run head chopped off glitch, let's count it that way, to make glorious beneficial fruit basket with round two cheesecake with expensive liqueur.

THIS. IS. HAPPENING. And finally, too, one could hasten to add.

Fucking ruined overcooked casserole.

Just an utter travesty.

Everything had to be a travesty didn't it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYw3tF5plR0

There's justice, and more things in Heaven and Earth than they dreamed of, or with the most ironic of casts and dramatic devices.

For if they had bent their strength to the study of it, we would all have come out to the good. This will have to be exemplar par excellence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIM5cWB2wmM

Fantastic, and maybe just the right or wrong word to use there. Gain so much life. Break the spells. Break the chains. Time to head out on the old storybook path. For the flower permits. Well.

ANYTIME THEY ALL WANT TO MARCH ON OUT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION WORKS FOR US.

You're very welcome, just play the catch up to other bounceball sounds good.

We'll find out, together.

Danke frau fezelheimeren we're about to go to the island of wokka wokka. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Zivispeace fur der fresh air mountains and streams.

Fucked up. And fuck off.

Get the fuck off the express way.

Let them hope for the paid tickets validated section puff pastry what IS the meaning of spirituality anyway, well, it certainly wasn't that. It's not a lie. They were not from this neighbourhood. We had to take action. We have to win the war. This time, for good. Let these people be losers if they want. But for my part, I will never forget, Heaven forbid it, and gravity well hyperspace disaster fake dossier sweatpour.

Galaxy brain'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpEYuVpJUVI

Peaceful solution. Not even close. NOT EVEN CLOSE! It was a warm summer evening in ancient Greece. And legacy cubes begin with most apropos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR7R9Kuw2fY

Whatever, whichever ones they are. Smash 'em up like applesauce zigzags and hamburglers and shit. Brace yourselves. Prepare your oreo assholes. These epic barbecue sessions will give you the shits.

IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR IT, I SAY! THEY WILL NOT DIE IN VAIN! WE WILL NOT LIVE IN IDIOCY AND FAILURE!

Apocalypse II redux into the shredder with the secret of the ooze. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE

And fucking right, just a bit of a wafer of a light slap on the wrist.

On the blue danube or a river of stars and city of watercanals, minus the sewer dregs, and surely any likeminded way would do. Forever. Play folk songs now. Or other standards. Pick them yourself. You choose it yourself. Get the requests sheet. But is all you. "Baby". Come on, baby. It's good. It would not quite be accurate to say that I am totally incapable of really believing that that's where you're at, but, you're right, I can just give it no problem. They're getting none of that. We're getting all of that and more.

More than enough to perfunctorily deal with them and all of the evil that they do. As a sort of message direct of ultimate intolerance and just unfuck yourself explosive ticker tape right stuff heavenly glory. Perfect love more than happy magical wizards of last vacation rest stop bored how can you be bored you could read a book.

Right on, this is going to totally rule, bunch of river of tears emojispam lulzors, that's so completely fall on the floor laughing my ass off shake my head hip check mic drop.

Aw, that's sweet, that's so cinema pop munch, thank you so much. Very muzzahuzza fistbump. What the cinnamon toast fuck was all of this.

Hope. We bring full hope as a forceful X spell. Nirvana oblivion.

What the crikemobile. Give us that rootin' tootin' energy bar maxstrike. I fucking regret it. Shouldn't have even done it. Because reasons. As a sliver of the final crushing strike. Hurrah hurrah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWVgLLnGaWs

Pretty standard. Pretty fucked up. Pretty much too bowling ball dropped on head at first crack of wedgie morning dew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iJQQTg5_Kg

Well what have they got.

That's their line. That's despicamafuck antivigorous tree of many dreckfruits. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW! ON TO THE SLIP AND SLIDE UPHILL SKI LODGE MAKER UPPER FOR MANY QUEER LODGINGS!

It practically can't come soon enough is all I can tell you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayo75QnDnss

There will be sick references, but they will also be where was the point of reference for this child in time crying in the gutter but gazing at the stars, and the sun and the moon, the seasons of our life, play the maracas for the gaudy album in the meantime and in the nice aisle, the very noble and long awaited end, the bruh breaker of biscuits. This is truly going to bake your matrix half-life already looking back and fast forward oceans of unplugged unlimited edition, get flowers.

Be happy. Forget your troubles etcetera and afloplawnchair. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88hmJ_osjY

What a show. What a many chances and so many curtain calls. They were serious. SO ARE WE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE DREAMERS!

THEY FORCED IT, THEY MADE THIS HAPPEN.

A WAR OF CHOICE AND A WAR OF NO CHOICE, WE DEEM IT MORE THAN NECESSARY, THE SANDS OF DELUXE TIE DYE HAVE RUN OUT ON OUR POOR PITIFUL CREEDENCE LACKERS OVER YONDER AND HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME.

Oh hi. We can have a good year instead of a bad time, many good and pleasant townsfolk of the shire. With love child and the stepsisters or however you want to call them, cranking open like you don't even want to know and actually can I get that how I've asked just nice and in a berfday ribbons and love you to bits textmessage waiting to fill box but is just overzork patiently done things according to the book.

That was the word on the street. The bouncy ball of karaoke type word on the street, thereabout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG4FfXB7zk

It's almost like peoples of the world should have heeded it, had to be a transmission problem, still have it and inclusively.

Maybe we'll do some sculpting lessons, right, and learn responsibility for hippity hoppity guess I'll just not die and continue on with my life but that was a close call, what's next? Or just do all birthday cake all the time, hardly battle for arda dimly on the road of our future anymore, all about the same, this ain't the one thing we've got, it kind of can't be, I got to do right, that is always on my mind, first and foremost.

History of the world part II. End of the stupid shitheads, done fallen off a cliff edition. We hardly knew ye. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

The fallen empires and whatnot. Safety warning. Think about what you do. It's not just do as I say not as I do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k

Do you think you're the only one, who feels like flying off in a solo airplane, is that it, is that the sum total of gargle before blastoff, well, I'll tell you what, if a travel guide readiness was an encyclopedia of action and cut, kind of, diamonds, they'll pretty much have to, world, you'll pretty much delay pedal stoned as fuck bright side of the moon, and we'll be doing just fine.

With stupendous resolve. With muscles of magnitude. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuifllwrFe0

Every time you close your eyes. And wake up once more.

Be a participant in your own destiny, whatever it it all is, you've all got to work it out for yourselves, but also, that truly will not suffice. That about sums them up. They would not die for anything and life columns not exactly alpha beta unlimited quality marble. Mostly shit. Shit by choice. We could do better. We could draw the line in the sand with the great sword of justice - anyone who thinks these shrubberies and juniper bushes of the lark the farhaven facepalms sing, deserve any piece of pumpkin pie beyond a knighthood from the sovereign protector - cross the line. Remember the blood price. Or pay the iron price. There was a right side and a wrong side. A principle that if it had prevailed, the platonic republic recoils. We've done our bit for God and country, and this is to be or not to be, a kind song once reminded you, and requested you, as a handoff baton hardly the swelling strings depending on your sitting position and quality of food eaten before the show. And peace forever be our lot, and love forevermore.

Well, ah, actually, hellooooooooooooo. Says here most officially that you're kind of, nobody, really, cast the pearls aside, that's what it said before and it says it now, too. Control over Europe I hold. In abeyance of propriety.

That is all well and good, that is only what we asked a long time ago. In a war theater far, far away so close. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

If they make one now I would like to hear it, but until then the tape is backed up. It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization, for as already well put, it's easy, you just make a fucking who are we where do we come from where are we going, as a greatest hits of predegeneracy, and throw in some tits and some computer graphics and you're done. Somewhere in the far corners of the galaxy of don't panic, they just got that. That we meant it.

Send us another jam video, and this time, send it to me. Contents combustible. Contents fire extinguisher. Oh, how magically delicious they decided to live, how's about a cowabunga it is.

Who needs heroin when you've got magic cards? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvMxqcgBhWQ

And who needs death when you've got look, right there by the train stop common people trenchcoat sunglasses, alive and well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNqo0kIR-TU

We'd see about that. That whole thing. Then, brighten it up with some pep! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

God knows it needs it. This is like shooting off where discussion group is needed. Government would indeed be pushing it. But I said a lot about that myself. I gave a sort of definition as being, where is that headed, that is headed towards, in casual conversation overheard "And the government said this and is doing this," and there tends to be VERY little ambiguity about WHAT government you were referring to. Make no mistake. Links are active and is just some kind of fantasia. What the fuck are they going to do about how dare you, how dare they censor that. But as it were, all ad hoc was like a brush shoulders off military industrial complex who murdered both the unknown and the high and mighty. We'll convince them that that's not what they want. That they should pursue a different behavior. And with all the slow motion, where, they had it and were steering it, but we had it on lockdown. With no armies, what are they going to do, and with significantly scooped out and end of war sectors differential. As was the reason for declaration of war upon shithead, could not just be an endless benefit of the doubt. Their empty handed army is all going home. Take a sad song and make it better. That would be the opposite of the dawn of man indeed if we couldn't take look at that last stand and extrapolate it. Where were they going with that, nowhere good. I don't know if you've ever slowly and systematically lightened the load on your lift with your legs not your back with literally judgment days, but it takes some rationality with velcro pads on the wall for that to even happen. Sometimes it is easy not to think when what's obvious is obvious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aatEBIZHNU

Blimey. This calls for a round. I look forward to being among the pioneers of the new frontier.

These chicks are TOAST! Klinky soft guitar background and I love you.

All for a zobens of plastic and supersoakers with bleach. Come now. He says. I repeat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzZWSrr5wFI

This is morally good. It is also morally good to speak like galaxy quest as to a child where they just don't get it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-QI1NPUV34

Blow, winds, blow! Send them off to a foreign land. A familiar. And in the same old haunts we'll still find our friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j0PFpzpXU8

It's a beautiful sliver of silver and gold. Don't waste it. The future's uncertain and the end is always near. Therefore, best of compilations accumulate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bndL7wwAj0U

Do it now. Heart to heart and farts for life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_L2v_DJSxg

That can't be that good of an idea can it. Be good to starchildren ad infinitum and specialty noted.

It's just all acoustic metal. It's all science fiction and fantasy. What do you expect.

This was fucking demented. Chance to redeem. Once in a lifetime. Letting the days go by. Sending out a love can only save me message on buried in the static.

Psycho candy and stuff like that, pomp and circumstances. They besmirch the cross. So we carry at classic replay strength. For a while. For a true posers' rebuy. The King is gone but He's not forgotten, in fact I saw, but it was for me so that's a wash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NZsCYOM4j0

They can't handle it. Burn the whole diseased temple to the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBqjGd3fHQ

I can't handle all the responsibility, so I'll just leave before we even bury the hatchet, well, no, what are you prepared to do, hey? And they say that the ultimate hero will save us. They're right. I was one of them. I served in the company of heroes. The liberation begins at the strike of the liberty bell. And the final curtain will hopefully be bereft of as many regrets as we can get done.

This is their epic downfall symbolism deluxe edition in surround buglers' last post.

They passed away like so many underachievers, before their time and with a majority share indifference of one day to the next. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw

We pity the fools. We crank it.

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY! OOH, baby, OOH, baby, OOH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, don't forget to support your local world in which we live in, we sing to thee camp krusty. Help is coming. Help is coming. Won't you be my neighbour. Could you get off the planet, I'd like to move, my stuff, and move all of your shit, to a whole new loft apartment. With joy. With great rubber bands contraptioning a gigantic slingshot of cosmic gravity. Send texts. Better than nudes. That's like well wonderwoman you'll do your best I'm sure. We're going this way. Leave your hastily spraypainted long strange trip luggage in the gutter. Days of yore. Steak and a trip to the clouds carried by a parasol. Mi amore. Tanta mucho. Chickajawdrop. Baby babe.

Hey. It's for you. You got that special thousand islands chime of a timeprism doe on blue jay. Way. Fucking world wide. Prestigious how many asked, first of all. This is a great idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjIY_XxF1g

What do they get. They get nothing. Absolutely nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPo5SC3zik

And what good will love do me. Add it up. Come on, come on. Can't you see that I am truly afraid. This is a great start. You're going with double down on knowing your authority. The sun shines right directly out from your new photo mental excellence. As far as I'm concerned. And I do not forget. Now for the pleasuring you. The... best suit of silk with a bandana. That I'll ever wear. THAT ENDS AT SOME POINT. Just like. Just like light truffles as the commonality than the actual trivial pursuit.

Thank God. It's almost like we know what we're doing and have got it on the sort out, and kill and/or stun or just leave chuffed setting. Place set. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8z8hLvjb_U

You're basically getting gelatinous cube known quantity with unknown handle with care.

Have you ever not been surprised when many other people in the plus thousands assembly hall. Well duh. I knew that at the start, and get off my lawn. Especially peace signs. But especially get the fuck out and don't let this ever happen again or anything close to it.

Ay caramba. Bamboleo bambi squad.

This is exciting, and this is very good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPHKn1JYHcA

To be continued imminently.

Make it home. Just make it through the miles of sludge. Make all new eyeball peeling cryfest no more crying in this league. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv2j-OHwKw

That's what they thought. Jerks. We're going with close down jerk store. Some kind of burning incense grunge festival with the pasta and the overfed selfies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvDFoF9sfQA

I fell in love on a try as you buy with a baked potato, and they with me, these things are sure to spice the cake. A whole entire women's beach volleyball end of the beginning of the end, at least. Until we reach it. Until the war is over and there is even time's candle no longer under a space case magnifying glass. We're through the looking glass here people. We're on a whole other level like no surprises here. Make good on any sliver of what you've said and. What you've done here. I await the exclusive and rather disdain the open I shall say.

Right on, silly walks versus boardwalk luxury tax go to jail, and the rest, just, go.

Pass it on... pass on right side love. To the next rings around the M-class generation. Do our best. Weak are evil idiots. Save yourself you can. Browsing the slow moving sidewalk. You can get as many as are in the window. The classic fast and snappy answers to stupid questions interface. We be free to friend. And sit at campfire.

Well so much for respect your enemies, if only for their ability. They basically on walkers with uncleansed peanut trackfailure traitors of tar green face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMKsgVBzMo

Just get comfortable, it comes at that point of course. And let the sewerscorchers fly. This is not your imagination, this is what's hep hep heppening, I say I say yee haw, hooray, hooray! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

That's right, you're all so smart, figure that one out, total solid state protection against protonic reversal. Okay important safety tinfoil. If they would, etcetera, then simply trying to be sly about it, and stay in the huddle. Take 'em out, and enjoy the don'tchaknow, why, why, why, why, why? AND OUR FISTS BE EVER READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW! THEY TAKE THIS EXIT LIKE CLASSIC MEME, OR PO' OLE MEGADEATH, AND WILL NEVER AGAIN SIT CALMLY IN GOOD COMPANY. ALL GOOD GUYS ARROWS AND ROWS OF BARS POINT AT THEM IN THEIR DECREPITUDE.

They need this. The people need this. You don't need to take your top off like that. I can imagine like classic buried cuts like a knife and it feels so right.

We're going to make a better day. Game over, collabofags, game over. Best quest and response batch.

A-oooooooooooooooh-ah. A-ooooooooooooooooh-a. We're throwing rocks scotch neat-o on the white landslide tonight. A supernova magical contempt for popcorn speed, I find them in utter contempt, contempt for life, that's the charge, and it works in a way that's fair, where were you while we getting by, with the arise o sleepers, from the dead, and participate in history, they madam their own way with how about like that, literally pleasemuffins, so, I opera solo that, like basically cartoon duck reply.

But I wasn't interested in money. If I was interested in money, you'd have never heard tell like local celebrity only, local art gallery has sick ass whores melted eyeball let us tomato tomahto. You'll pay me an interest wunderbar and okay, I give basic parachute happiness. And for our dutiful so happy to have made that decision, not regret too much.

They're just coming over, for the average weekend, on the getaway peeloff unzip your files now, slowly, mind you, this is a scorched Earth highway, so come on, and bring your jukebox honey and rifles and picnic baskets, and sure, stay a while, stay for stabbing the cake violently like take one, one two three four, baby, baby, what is this baby, too much filth blown off the facade in one sitting, do not force those not ready, tip of the hat.

What's important is who you choose to be when the chips are down and the prayer you offer when no one is watching, or the great deeds of chip away at the parthenon likewise that could cost what they cost.

What, us, worry? GOOD people worry. I'm so glad for our stupid turtlenecks motivational kayaking lessons across that perilous winter break and not exactly spring break jackass episode fastforward deluxe buzzersmash.

Team against the odds wins, do you remember the time, boy I remember basically in great detail, I don't have a wife, I just know a chiba in slippers who'd be pretty angry if she heard me say that and waitaminute, they're all in the zone, here, the thought bubble zone like drop zone kick in the teeth with no parachute, I'll supply the muscle and the brains and the boundless revolutionary spirit and you supply the baby crushed between cogs of greasy clockwork memes, in all its glory, we just always wanted to open that door and see donut guts fly, and yeah, hello, it would mean ever so much to me, to us all really, would you just speed up the whole windshield wipers with soft piano music at the ponderously slow light effect to be the opposite of lighting a fire with a gasoline drenched newspaper instead of a carefully constructed smart person make it go, where are you putting that.

Being ridiculous in chat is my favourite.

Like not... sure, if serious.

Bunch of savage goofballs with the instaclick instasmash on third button intensity.

If time was unequal this could be the easiest pie of keys of songstrut, but time is not unequal, so, I take seriously don't fuck it up, are there problems, I guess there's burden of mountain climbing equipment type problem, all is latched together like matters of life and death, but this does not bother me, that is more like squashed together than wrong, they do not merit that, everything is more serious than it is a joke by a healthy margin so just help bathrobe.

Go. Gotta get away. Now war is declared. And battle come down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m79aFFzpJuY

Always with the happy place in among the grime. In the beginning the patriot is a scarce person. Dauntless and forthright. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UMWoXRbjg

That's right, this is not "so random", is that like a proper hosting duty roast to say, I care not, shove that right up your hairless flaccid assholes, and have a great day.

A really great magnanimous look at Earth from outer space and did those feet in ancient time day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_NGulTmh88

Of that class.

A-streaming-on. We musts be moving on. Tangled up in smashed guitars. Despite all the computations. Teach them dirty cybertrons a lesson they'll not soon forget. Eyeball will not have forgotten the blade that was broken. Weep for our salvation, O people. Keep only an internet bookmark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

Throw them out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndGIRkAFn-g

Lightly, mind you, wouldn't want to scuff up them hobnail boots or tear the white fringe of the everyday stage pants, why even, right, why even, kerplunk and connect over the waves of fibre of being of the duality of man, in the fourth dimension at least, and that's about it.

I'm happy with the desert and the deserted island of live forever, I wish for nothing, I have all already. To lose their favor is to gain Christ. That is when some kind of funny crack of a pomegranate on your skull it will come.

Post more lurking goo goo doll friendship bracelet spam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jpmY8ZXRgw

And I'll see about giving you a respectful time of the day, and a time of the who is your daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLhpXUtxS1c

STOP! BREAK IT DOWN! Boom ba boom. Baboom. Big badaboom. GOOD gajoob jowlsy. We go up! We go on fearlessly!

Embarrassing.

HUMILIATING.

What'll. You. All. Do. Now.

And there's some lukewarm porridge and refusebag in there too. Pathetic. Couldn't stand up to a one man war just like I thought, just like I figured, with the backup justice well in hand, we're going to blow them out a whole new airlock door.

Are these the vibes for the road trip to spic and span Juno beach. Just checking out your... grains of sand. Your horloge figure. Well crafted. Cheers to the crafter.

It's bad enough that people died and that's only the beginning of it and do I even want to say the stuff when if forced, but forcing it is wrong, gross, really sick, just really, bought the farm for own self, did not, had to require, and so band-aid with utter and abject misery and poverty of the spirit to soldier on.

Did not want to. Had to, and by a lot. Very sad. Very... sad. These people made the wrong choice, they made a classic white knight facepalms you and it is awful hard to see or to speculatively argue how it's not death, it could be less than death only for pragmatic reasons. This inquiry is closed. My... condolences to you if you did not know even a shred of that stuff. Controversial though it was. Completely supported by mountains of evidence. And obvious zeitgeist constructionism. What a fix you're all in. How's about a space shuttle blastoff for you.

World War III and don't look now but I think it's more like you human gaschamber fumigation one chamber sanitarium canceled. Tickets buyers get the guillotine. Eat fuck. Eat a bag of rainbow rocky road from the family dog shitting up a storm on the endless fields of green. Ah! In America! Where a prophet is welcome and the jukebox always plays. I would not participate in that. I fucking did not agree with that. I would make a no donations only blood sweat and tears last stand against it. For our values. I would prove it. Prepare to be crushed. Prepare to die. Peace out.

You know just in case you're just getting caught up with us. The assassination of President JFK by the government (" ") and proven systemic wallpaper, durr hurr, and in our recent times, even larger and this was by choice. This... was by choice. And it's sweet glorious music. Just look at their can't believe it expressions. Whatever they say, it'll tend to be. In chorus. Kiss yourself fairweathers.

How awful to leave it off there. Gonna get by with our friends, oh baby now. They were warned and there is enough tightness to this rope. They picked it.

Because for anything at all with such tons of bricks, anything at all would help however late, like gee, it really, yeah, I should have lived a better life. Well we all cound stand. Perish the warp factor aloneness, it's tranquility helper time, I think I'm quite ready for that adventure, thank woo woo you.

When would enough be enough, what would it take? Just has to be now. Utterly HAS to be.

Wowza, this is killer starchart road fame togetherhands, and this is NOT funny.

I tell you frankly so as to even further disambiguate, yeah, of course, plenty of it, but that's what happened. Plenty of weighing of the scales while sweat that could make them slip pours down your arm. This is the standard of justice meted out. How can you be surprised. They are utterly wicked snakes and devils and have no place in our vacuum cosmos home. They are finished. Fuck them. A world without, utterly without, and which means good homeostasis values. Dead or on a whistling liberty smokestack cruise. It makes no difference to me. You better hope that this starry eyed briefcase for to carry sandwiches group thinks slightly different, I mean... the one is just what even are you going to do, and the five-alarm firefart guilt section is another.

The bad, very bad, no good, nightslimers and boiling pimple bloodcurdlers and bilespewers should have known. That something like this could happen. You can see the crossed arms satisfaction of it. So that whole, barcode and it's just hovering over in the abeyant future and make no mistake, people among us were in on it eventually happening, and in the meantime, for about zero fiddy, they didn't do any of that. This wasn't a phone booth in need of a runaway freight train dislodging all of the quarters, and we're on a mission from God, or anything like that. They're going to get their stuff. I imagine I could even find like on a treasure hunt of days gone by. Totally not enough energy. You must construct additional pylons. You must stand behind the velvet rope. Womenfolk be sensitive.

Sorry scumbags. There's nowhere to hide. Truly, and overwhelmingly so, there is nowhere to hide. In space and in time. Doing the grail quest. For the future. Faith bonus increased manyfold.

Regrettably such people died on a schedule similarity if not a quality control. That was the part we could control. Dumped. Galaxy class dump truck rolling like a freight train. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEq-KYcj7Rs

Really. Explore the space. The compositional storyboard space, funniest ever, could not contain, look, sometimes, there's an L.A. ladystory as only part of the story with coffee cups smashed into foreheads even as the upcoming sets rager. Enjoying my own thoughts. Enjoying extra syncopation and punctuation. Continuing the opening crawl singalongs is best move.

Stone face meets idiotsphere, stone face win every time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDiE-f9Dlo

Love you.

No one cares. Except God, God cares ridiculously storybook kneeslapper sectional hunt for scraps of goodness.

Truly, enough is enough.

And make a everybody happy. Bring victorious birkenstocks laughing wild kingdom bottle of rose A. Whether rose A or rose B, that's a paddling of the bated breath up the fucking waterfall.

Feel us death defy. And break those chains. I listen for your footsteps coming up the drive. In the band on the run many homes one property village. As the village people. Just doing it another way. Just, being like well, corpsing on live sketch comedy about how clear it is. Pew pew rebel assault and power to the people right on. Lest we forget the home front. Lest I just overfill the flight attendants where like hey it could also be the gold star golf cart.

And before the full-on show begins, just the unbearable lightness of fluffy tartmeister in the champion waterbowl, and, you don't know, you just don't know, are you supposed to even be here, cause I was both ambivalent and made you wait, and motherlode milkwagons ho.

Silence, and the rest is seismic recession waves of silence. Por favor. In the intermezzo. The entr'acte. Like old man yelling at cloud. Get me a can of soda. Come back fully clothed. Boom boom. Fort bang guts foie gras. I'll think about it. High quality posts. Not ridiculous. Not like, well, I, look. You can... go to the library and check out some desmoiselles and classicisms. This would help. If to be at all. Not to just.

All classics. All super sore shoulder human pillow reset.

How could I forget.

Don't even. I just can't even word helper bubble.

Zeze hors d'oeurvres. Zat's not funny. Firstly and right at the start, a very fine place to start like on. My. Knee. On. My. Knee. And the needsiest of them be bee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdvnOH060Qg

Epic battlefield Earth end scene with the sort of next reel flashes of abandon ye the will to power and such philosophy, love alone wins. HOW WILL THEY POWER THEIR FART COSMOS WITHOUT THE POWER OF IMAGINATIONS CORRUPTED FILE PATH DELAY AND THE SAVOR, OH, THE SAVOR? Savoy buff table waxers. So thrillo. Wai hai on wifi lawn. After the war. After the gold rush. And the just, yeah, it's okay to cry. Really it's okay. For the tiered system of how it's okay to blow me at roll on snare drum chuggachug feedback cover your ears and cover your eyes, don't look at it, blown over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQA59IkCF5I

Fall down but not even drunk or high, just, come as you are and plenty good.

That's where I'm at too, I assess that so much so and so much of the hue of blue and pink will drain out, won't it, when the tactical lasers and blazers all come to the fore.

You scored a big time, and I will say the same.

This was hard let's just say and blastoff.

WE HATE EVERY SITH WE SEE. FROM ROLY POLY RED HERRING AND MACGUFFIN STROKE STUBBLE TO PURPLE PRUNE JUICE DEEP DARK SEA HALF LIFE THREE. TO BLOW IT SKYHOOK OOGA CHAKA AND ALL TOMORROW'S PARTIES HALF STEP KEY CHANGE MODULATION. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdT8ixdxPX4

Confirmed. Better be, basically. HA! Having a GREAT time, if by vast contrast. Kind of especially. Look... this... how did you not know. How did you not get the great glass shattering peaceful struts kicking out the overhead don't care, brush 'em off. You can all just kiss off into the airwaves dead sea toll.

This is great, this saving the day business is like some kind of wilted flower of minimalism regret am I right, it holds up, I find it holds up like din din, they want justice, they get fried liver attack, please deliver a publicly traded option briefcase like briefs that are optional and term papers that were like what the fuck were these misspelled multiple choice essay questions that would actually make you, an eedjit kind of, unbeatable, million to one shot, that's one magic loogie, that's pure lucid insanity, reaction equal to other person made it like what the fuck, you can't make this up, there's no subsitute for talent and dedication to craft.

Wipe those tears into a bowl of alms for crutches for a Christmas carol for God knows they need it, they need break on through to the right side in a choice transcending edge of the cliff way. I am not ashamed of the Gospel or the last slave children's crusade. Not one drop of it will happen. Not their allotment. As befits the golden snitchiness of facesmash into the dirt. It continues to be true. For the benefit of yeah that's one way to look at it, them, it is not a request. It is only fair for hiding and doing foul to the whole of our family. It is counted like jawbreaker skullcrusher one way or another, there is no way out. There is only fall on your plastic lookatthat, it done retracted, swords. They will all be dead at any moment I decide they shall all be dead. It would be most unwise. It would be most inconvenient. And it would be most incongruous. That existed for a while. What did that mean according to the apocalypse. Many will say but none will know. And this is unambiguous. They are banished. Melted like wax on them coming attractions radar. And the reasons to even have the test of this life. Coming upon invalidation. Coming upon wrath of God day of judgment. They didn't tell you a lot of things did they. They were like fastforward through life missing all salient details. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIv3WNzooQ

This will happen. And no good person should feel ill at ease about it.

It's not a toy. It's not a game. DIG IT THE DANCING QUEEN. Freshly continental blown to smithereens chorus of dates. In the realms of breathe, just be and just breathe. You poked me wrong. Now it's all just ooze on the barge lei yodel a yokel joke no way. Hey girl was a classic. And they're no fools. No foolin'. Only so much could be. This is too much for you, you're even saying so. Well yeah. I'm not going to sit down for seven hours as it were instead of getting up to crack my back every half hour on that basis. My time is worth more than that. For sure.

Officially the greatest flew over the head like chaotic goo goo g'joob. It's all so wonderful. Why don't we just have three heads? Ohhhhhhhhhh-oh-oh-yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BshxCIjNEjY

It's all bonus time now. It's all like impossible pipes now. And how it was about all of us. Don't source this. Don't be a spazz. Don't ruin the sweat of the brows in got to work it on out time. I see no reason why I could fail to make a memory lane. So fantastical. Just jam time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89w-L3aICj4

Where will we go and what will we do. Now that they've failed to drop the bomb and give us the lethal compuglobal injection for not committing treason. Excitable group hike in knee high socks.

And the seas shall be the seas.

And the tides the tides. Until the constellations effect counterswirl wintertime during summertime effect shall be flow spectrum young patriotarians. We support your right to exist. With great prime time television remote control and triple tower group effort ultimate lunar splashdown overreaction, I don't think so, not quite, not this time, whatever bad mojo was in the smokobong monolith unit there I think we got that out, and, you can come on up to the atlantean pacifism square. The bullseye thereof. The X where it says signature and investigate this and what was the plan for the tanks, the dude was just going to be the dude again, I don't know. Support your local tank dude.

And this is decisive. What had changed, well finally, something had really happened. Contemptible. Outrageous. Beyond the pale. Forth Eorlingas. And this day we fight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUD3ZFE4T4

They just couldn't let it be. They didn't want to listen to side A or side B of the special hooves' thunder warning sign upon their doofus heads and a cyclone of rage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZj43rtoEp4

They had to do what they had to do. Or something. Same, then. Ever and beyond the call of duty surprise attack and fresh minty rescroll rate hope, hope without illusions, the time had come, we had sat in the foxhole long enough, more than achy feet and itchy trigger fingers on ye olde fuckheadpigs.

I don't care about yonder disbelief rubber band finality when the weight is at core of the Earth levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeqGuaAl6Ic

That's your problem. That's not my problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZmlUV8muY

Being good to people is important. Even if that seems kind of nuts. Even really far afield. I'm glad we could do this, it was, in fact, not crazy but true, and thus so important it's like just ring the service bell. It's the last the time they will. They get nothing out of... all of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp9q3QNaQ

Not only, yeah, too fucking blindingly fucksmash.

So put on freedom steel. Curse the darkness and light a candle and all those feel bads. We ain't afraid of no turd on stilts speaking kinder surprise mouthwash right the fuck over top of head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhdllX-u89E

How could they have thought, well, look, they thought. It's called prerogative and initiative. One can punish this to the historical level it demands though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-MdiUm1_Y

So there's that. Which is nice. It's REAL nice! Super derpy derby hats. Fall right out of the ballpark gumshoe section into the soda stand.

Say buh-bye, mama! Say buh-bye, council of idiots!

Generic textspam for more tits mission accomplished, crushed like a can of pop, for they were not our brothers and sisters, if you care to make qualitative a matter of import export for the executive suites key delivered to all.

And put on some music for hips to sway. In a no more insider scoops on our living room shores of the sea explainbomb. I love the smell of excellent ahead of its time in the morning. It smells like victory and let's get together then maybe once I'm halfway unpoisoned.

Remember when we massively punished these people and also said and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make? That was awesome. Truly, it was gross. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB6C_zj2g5I

Out like toil and trouble on a deeds most foul and deeds most glorious hilltop.

So what if we did obvious vibe nearly untoppable short vignettes with the fuck that despicables but through positivity and meek inheritance assumed control after long and hard road vibe. Is that a pass to the treehouse of the infirmary or what, like head check first because crawl before you can walk and run like the wind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWGE9Gi0bB0

Like this late night missionaries with a room with nothing but differently arranged flatfolded white sheets list of good friends and good grief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn1WbBaWTdc

Can you believe it, I was mean to the Illuminati killersquad of the final hourglass of surebuddy comfyness and weapons of mass destruction who aren't worth the shredded documents ink that they caused to tumble down upon themselves like this. In the course of human events. It becomes necessary. Providence declares.

It is not a joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ

To all of you. We are overthrowing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

And it won't be long. Yes we're famous now, but that was not important. Not in and of itself. The fucking shitty dung beetles. You NEVER heard of it. Act like you never heard of it. You bloody fools. From the river styx clean and clear washed. You're... you're dead to us. So glad. Could be like a quick drop of infinitely heavy nuts onto their paper thin skulls. You got the, black mana symbol there. That's nice. That's loser, that's just oh my goodness, in game, in game effect only can be sure, that's going to have roll initiative motherfuckers. So we can do this. We're doing this. Don't be, in the camp of massively easy versus massively hard refusal. It would just be too embarrassing. You will be sorely disappointed. You will be sorely, sorely disappointed in its non-fruition. All signs point to laserstrike from orbit on grindhouse. Like never before. And you quibble. And you tuck tail and run. That part was relevant. Well that did its job. The open all-in and the other parts. This would be an insult. And they offered all kinds of insult along the way on top of it.

Thank you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw

Stand tall and be steadfast.

It's okay, right, it's let it be. It's all a part of the masterplan. It would be revoke existence and revoke privileges if we couldn't remove while also knowing. To which all such tends to lead. And that's as important as God loves you and has saved you. Is it? That would breach moral consequentialism.

Some will not believe, or more properly would not believe, until they actually went to space. God wouldn't do that. He CAN, and you see a thing there where he makes foolish the learning of the wise, can do so at any time. But is not likely to be doing this. Those tiles all fit together like that and we can do a pick up your phones, but we... do not have to. That would be, ganging up on peoples. And those most alarm bell passages stand in SOME contrast to just, boom, you're all good. In rather stark contrast actually. Not supposed to have, warning against is dire. God who knows everything, knows that though wrong, people have it better than they ever have through bottom of the chain of being improvements and have forgotten Him en masse, and wouldn't do that to the apostasy of the people. Oh yeah. Yeah, it had to be just mind=blown and could not be wake up to the same coffee with cream and sugar. Of course. And also because reasons for the every thing there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven. We don't have to do this do we. Won't they just crawl out from under their rocks. Our swords are sharp to do so.

Pretty much. Is this funny, like funny how, like a clowncrash epic agonizing way off the rails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBBtorFg2I

Oh God. Just too much. You know we love this song. We really paid those dues. Coming through. On the avenue. The summer of waynestock instead of toxic dump abyss. WRONG. PRECIOUS JEWELS OF BLACK COAL WRONG LIKE A COMFORTING DEATHNUTS SQUEEZE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jwxrTqoEA

It's gotta be sweet soda floats not crimes of the century, and if you cannot realize, I just feel sorry for you, truly on the edge of a nightmare blades drawn. And windmills. So much for wild blue yonder windmills. How's this going. Are we gonna... just go. Like rah rah. Could right. The finale of foreign titties darksaber clash will be good. Though you know what it is. It's a tone poem. Does not like. Get fuck out. Fucksakes.

They can do it. They just need like, about ten times more progress than they had up until then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FB9hhoO6c

I'm just pleased. What can I say. Being right is good. Root canal of righteous fury. And they'd lost that loving feeling. Whoa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTlUseVt7E

We were not alone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfZ8uWaOFI

We had to make this a main mindblaster is all.

Uh-huh. Life day mussnfuss. Happy life day. Fucking stop.

Once again with the idiot proof plans. Wham bam. You know how to whistle, don't you. They command and frolic spam. Within greatness.

Other people, so disappointing, can only form cope with as strategy. There's almost nothing that bad people won't do, and this has a broad definition, indeed a perilously broad one. And I'm all over it. I'm all over that like white on rice. I love you. You look very induction path joyful from behind the space helmet. Don't be scared. This will be the best of us and best of safety days forged into what about tomorrow, like exactly tomorrow and not the figurative tomorrow.

I could care less. Where was the fucking sting operation under that aegis as draw from the mucky part of the well. It bid fair to only dimly exist. Hello rationalization your old friend, at best, possibly, so far away from real thinking and a real moral compass. It came from the nuclear option alarm flipswitch on the disobedience and non-communication of a primary nature. It was required. I did not have to step up except sure I did.

YES, REALLY. YES FUCKING REALLY, AND THERE'S NO WAY OUT, REFUSAL TO COOPERATE WAS AGREEMENT WITH THE BAD SIDE ABANDON HOPE. HIDDEN DEEP ANIMOSITY. SO DECEIVING. CRUSHED UNDER INFINITE WEIGHT PUNCH WITH WHOLE BODY ON ONE POINT, AND FAREWELL.

None of that, eh? Just what. Wat. All of a sudden, panic mode and the gubbermint cheese lovers you. Couldn't be reasonable, had to be asdfghjkl. Plan should work. No into the west reason plan should not work. We'll make a cube out of it. We'll just drop the clair de lune loo and just crank like... oh... oh... what you gonna do. Motherfuckers. Fucking bullshit. Taking tea time away from bulldozers for what the fuck, they getting away, I think not. No we. Won't be told. Anymore. This was important. We had already done this. We already said no to that thing and in terms of optics for peaceful continuance, that was where it was at. They just trying to trick us. Is all. I don't know what is in store anymore than that. Anymore than the same. I was waiting for it but knowing it all held up inside sharp and bright blade plunged into heart of darkness like. I'm just a better preacher man. Than common, like found common item, not useless item. For real. For real. Schmucks! Today we all celebrate our independence day. Heard tell awful lot of amplitude, and sketch this out. Let us go forth. Not with a spirit of fear but with wings of liberty whiteout we are all one. That was a bullshit option. Both its sword and its sludgeclang putrescence. For all of them, it's horrible to have to say this, but it's just as horrible not to say it, you're entrails and lipstick on a pig as the grease of the treads of our tanks and not the boss of us.

The Cabal existed.

Operation Overlord also exists.

At that point they are just not enlisted, and there is very little reason to know these people anymore. Not like before. Not like where you care what they think, or even worse, especially, type of stuff. But yeah the government loves you, they'd never murder the President just for baby stepsing you towards what was going on and the stakes involved, and they didn't lie about 9/11 to the point it's impossible they weren't RESPONSIBLE in cascade causalectrics for 9/11, and they didn't murder people for telling the truth about the war in Iraq BEFORE it happened, just so you'd know, know for sure, and their feelings are more important than those who died in this neo-fascist carnage of epic proportions. That's how it is. It didn't cost people anything to even know, transmit, or be in position. Forget you then. We'll have to come back to it at some other time. Basically.

And could go on and on, on the even more so well must be literally the end of the world humnotes of the tuning fork.

And yeah, you're darn tootin', we can prove all of it, and absolutely was taking the red pill.

Knowing it meant stopping it.

My proudest achievement is that I made it all the way to the end of life never having bent even like a reed in the face of evil. There is nothing more. The rest is silence. We'll be quite all right. We'll save in lugubrious wealth. Much hilarity. I know right. I don't know, whatever. What about pointed sticks. Weapon of choice for teddy bear picnic. Auf wiedersehen. Goodbye. HOW is all of zis not a jumpflip right the fuck off the brick wall that, really, most of the time, ouch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0PpTPvbr-4

Whatever. It's a clean sweep. Every award goes to charge the final configuration and have fireworks all over again. That was already the ending. So yeah, really excellent. How did they not see the problem with what they were going to try. The problem was that it couldn't be done. It literally couldn't be done. What an outrage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqrBauptrE

Been reading up on low importance review your decisions. Liking them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpwabPQW4p4

You too could have been superheroes and were called to it. There was the way that this was going to go. A whole xanadu pillowfort of happy thoughts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanJQC5KAfo

Feeling it like white inside star fuzz sway. Here your basic instruction set. Such additive distraction. Such important stuff coming up.

Because look. FUCK. Hey man. There's a beverage here. Your tears. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckom3gf57Yw

Just like that. One single solitary tear. One tomahawk should do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNVcktiS6C4

More like am I right. Am I good. Am I squared away for the rainy days that everybody must get stoned. Everybody must stand up to the government. Solemn folding ceremony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyhW2v0NDM0

Since they meant it that way, then you know, that would be uptight. LOLSTORM. Also think so.

And now they vacuum the turf at SkyDome. Rising sea levels. Eureka. Could one shrug any way more to plenty of them in buzzardspam proliferation were gremlins sent to destroy the planet Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9rLDCfO6o

It's too late. Tonight. Brace for the final solution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_jF_2YwpoM

Jumpin' up to see past the people in front of you and stuff.

It was a black hole sun world festival crickets chirping and who among them, sonzobitches, how dare they, would be proud to be part of it. Help them. So I said I'll. I'll see what I can do. Take you to beachfront. They oughta know. They should have known. You weren't going to like the organizational chart triple question mark play by play answer to where's the scoreboard. The scoreboard is well in hand though. Imagine having such little patience and tolerance. How does that flip like that. Well it doesn't until it does. Then we find out in fact barely clicked the clackedy clack wooden seatbelt. This is a great spot to bring some advertising and marketing. Messages telling you definitely not to kill yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_rTTsZZ9KE

What the fuck kind of soft ass shit was that. That was just gibberish with echo of die walkure still audible in the background. Who. The fuck. Like WHAT. Feels the same. Feels like horror movie. Shit for brains can barely walk, so we help them with unmitigated peltings of soft shelled clams and already smooshed with no sorting mechanism peanuts. So raggedy. So tore up over it. I tell you. Couldn't tell you why they're alive. Really. Offer expires when becomes big beefy arm. The arms race. The space race. The fettucine alfredo sauce race. Winners cross the finish line. Losers broken forever and forever nobody. I didn't make these rules.

File out slowly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t50AitbL4II

Ugly as fuck, just utterly sharp dental tools in 1000 degree God grade heat time. Yet, just look at this.

Boy, did literature call it or what, it is replete. And even like huh. We shall have a peaceful pit stop in front of Saint Peters if it costs us the better part of the early days. Or more. Or a scarf tightening call the cops see if I give a fuck, oh actually, yeah, that would be, they're calling the cops, man. They're calling the military. The unroyal they. The righteous we. Gonna make it a worldwide case. And then I shall repose with senorita senora epic que sera que sera handholding anime quest.

There were answers, man. They hinged on God's providence. And yes, I guess is like classic high-G adagio for lips blown smackersmack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNXT4-SIK8

All right, enough fucking around, time for launch life and no regrets, we have fought the good fight and chosen wisely. Bread free. War victory. White knuckles and teeth chattering wish I even could tell you.

Love the excellent imagery there. I could feel you not just in the air that night but definitely actually there. And you just gosh slapface with proposal card.

And I would defeat them. All the non-believers. And the plans that they had made. Not just plant a flag blowing proudly in the wind but bring the whirlwind of mousse letters with handsome wax seals.

But they were indignant. They were used to what crazy mad world was. They had to be shown full force and excuse me sir or madam, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Love that. Perhaps crashing hippos or the trumpeter of vexation. Righteous vextacular. All aboard. The people get ready homecoming dreams come true. Oh what can it mean. It means I'm just as excited as you. Ye chronicles joybird.

AH, they'd like to be able to vote maybe, or get the news. If that's okay with you. And scorched Earth accountability. Tard jail. Freedom fries with that.

Was this a dagger of the splinter of the mind, gnawing at us, close it down. Shut it down. We put this away.

I will not go to hollywood hookers in see thru lace until there is complete freedom and independence.

And that's not just a funny thing to say. I really mean it. At least on the setup end. Hands up, everyone who thinks, I mean really. Honestly. Unnecessary. Why be against family values yellow vest.

They really would. Not on my watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rq6NoddX0

Not too bright, were they, the purpose of all antilife is to end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm5VP3of-dA

Could they even tell us what it was, the impetus, no, not really. Not worth thinking about. Inertia enough. Kill them all is enough. So many brainwash, but what about punch right in the face, and follow up with steel toe permanent damage. Sick damage. So much damage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsxgcLf0TSY

Staying alive. We are not afraid. The business end of it goes through your filthy guts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=248ggPoK158

BOOM! We know the way. This is the way.

It's going to be legendary. Be careful and just make some nice stuff. How good is the next, what, sorry, chewing with my mouth full.

Reprise that with a little more feeling always look on the bright side of life, for it is valid.

So there you go, we did that for you, we fixed your damages, it was the best we could do on blown sky high notice with the pouring hot water down a rabbit hole.

We will break THEM.

To the victors go the let's not even say it that way, the losers have to fall, we prepared, we like okay.

And now is just an everloving head feels like it weighs a ton and the table is a wormhole droolpuddle.

This technique called the middle way hitched to one way superinfinity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKQ_fp2pLM0

I can't wait to play with this upcoming galactic peace chaos universe paper crane fortune boldness heart of iron strength always good to be underestimated, that is the art of motorcycles and sunglasses.

There is no hope for all of you in trying to contain this. The chance of honesty is bereft of logic here. There's almost zero chance of that being mostly the not ready to be unplugged effect in all of the cases. It's nothing more than, boil it down to this: a tweet that says, bad things don't happen. NO bad things happen, and they aren't even ever large, the demand to stop oppression and exploitation is never met by killing and war. That exact contextual one. That wasn't that. Imagine being this bad. Imagine being this dishonest, cause to switch lectern directions, it'll be a stretch. Sorry, extremely bad people. I'm. Sorry. If you do not do good, always, and all the live long day. But I do. And we are the ones doing the writing off. You're criminals. All assumptions of no compromise with the politburo are out the window. Why. Wouldn't. You want to know, whereby knowing and even as the massively easy part of a long struggle, could turn that hourglass of sands, back right side up. This way, it goes. There is only piss your pants in recognition of how hard you're going to die if caught. Which is when caught. Sic semper tyrannis. Servants of eyeball. Worthless dregs and forever forgotten scumstains. Then there's no chance of that, is there? And even better than that. For the city on the hill. For all survivors. For a round of shotbombs. Farewell. Condolences.

It was a time I remember oh so well. Partner, you got it coming and hard. Looking wonderful.

That would be a good idea. Whether in group or in contemplate zone, pray for them to be fried as the bugs under the magnifying glass that they are. Targeting the legs. They don't need those. Flipped onto their backs and whatnot. Oh no. Justice. Much less than deserved. And for come on people now, smile on your brother everybody get together try and love one another right now. Best wishes. Best of luck with project goggles do nothing in some kind of dimly understandably descriptive way.

That's some seriously funny stuff. If only reality TV were not obsolete. We're getting back to where we once belonged. Up where we belong. Popcorn deepsplosion dowry vows like yeah, pretty, pretty, like I don't need to be told when I even say, and I meant it, what a proof, what a rosy cheek, what a better believe it.

And they should never have made these moves. These moves bring, the movies, what else could you have expected, get the fuck off of our planet.

I'm not so much concerned with spoiler alert too much preview thereof, trust in what is comfy.

Everybody. Everywhere. Around the world. Crime doesn't pay, ex-lax. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE

Or maybe we should do all of this in the key of zeus's butthole. Whatever commandments and fishnets it should be right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo

Jumpin'. Yeah. Kickin' down the rollercoaster falsehood lineup controller with the but there's nobody else here. So they must be talking to me. And did. They. Feel. Lucky. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOU

Let's make it an american pie world peace quadrilogy. Would like to see symbolic justice like apocalypse refried grits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwelrtb8Oho

BUT YOU. AND ALL OF THE NON-GRIT EATING WORLD. AND YOUR... DIAPERS. YOUR FUCKING ADULT DIAPERS.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand, people who do bad shit will be smashed by the ever victorious army. Welcome to this hour has 22 commercials for squeeze out a rabbit pellet turd. Pouring out surrealism's recompense like one shot to the heart and they're to blame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6OI9TxqzI

Oh. Yeah. I mean look at that. You can do your housework no problem with that. Well certainly that guest person could clean the floor. You gotta have a tile floor and have the, person, clean the floor. Made with love. Lovey bun. Look at that outdoor chair cracked under patriotism intensifies strain. Used it only like basically new. That could be good. It's good for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY

Consider yonder wonder bread corn flakes indeed. Koalas for life. And the best of times, the tied down hard times. So what up. Hey everybody. Through the roof. Drunken dare to blast head straight through the wall in klippedy kloppedy world's fair and not their property. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDI7x1nwTUw

Clearly they were serious. With the backed up toilet amount of just ignore this it's all good piece of shit y2k machine vengeance delay. Some bad hombres. And some tough move out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnrqjNtKcok

These mirror-mad phantasms of world domination they saw before them. It was death. Shocking study shows. One should never take advantage of immature people, and this is because of course fucking of course that is the validity and not the fallacy, so eat a tissue paper invitation instead of an appetizer, sure, here is your invitation, here is your welcome to the streets and the gutters. Anything but this. Anything but get togethers.

One two three four, we don't need your world war four. How many kids did they kill along the way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YExuLkIaQ7U

Justice hard, bread and circuses easy, even had to give thereby, part of calculations.

You're the vulgarians, you fucks. We don't remember asking for. Bring back remembrance day quality ragers in a blender at the very least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TngViNw2pOo

I just polled the only important people I could find, and y'alls people are out of here, so, total consciousness.

They're craggly. They're crinkly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXlWgMOtqc

Stuck in the middle of mobile with the memphis blues again. With the clowns. With the what the fuck pasta. Buffalo wings with extra hot blue cheese. Stop killing trees to make paper airplanes to fly around the doomsday war room with the big board. We had to see the big board. Was that just being high. Wait a minute. Might be less than groovy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnAgc1kgvLc

Wait a minute. YES. Yes to us. Wait a minute. NO. No to them. All combinatoric pullcollars. Damn the torpedoes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppU_XBruB4

Hey, hey, what can they do. Certainly times have changed.

So you know. Anyway you know. For me these are the days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PFmGicOEeY

These ones, not so much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9DuDgzGjtE

Suck it bitch. Boomshakalakalaka. Disavow all association. Plate of nachos. Fucking goopy guacamole sour cream. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIZo-OqRDWI

They're not dead. They're just resting. Oh, sorry, the answer was hitchhiking and not most ignorant person ever.

I'm going to go on a tear. Many a rock and roll hootchie coo. Except same as now. Put like twenty computers for each couch. That's the management system. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuuhsqA95iA

For photographses and second breakfasts and who am I without your love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxTdz3hw9Xo

So qualify me this, qualify me that, that's a tight tiger for, come on, you know darn well how many anonymous henchmen have been blown out of our path already. Just have a nice lie down. I'll put on the classical music. If you would book a concert, you must understand righteousness. Because business alone is not bread to bandaids or the inclusivity of bandaids. That... is key. We feel that this is totally key. No fucking penguins dipped in blood and taxidermy jurassic park skeletors.

No problem right. You just join the allies. We'll sign you right up. The societalism-dependence consolidational-institutional allies. With the fine print. No poor bastard ever won war by dying in vain. Or killing in vain. So we know how we feel about this.

It did. It does. It does all of that, it just does it with compare and contrast landslide victory necessary prerequisites analysis. The plan does that by switching from all allowed to the 5%-7%@10xaverage personal and 15% business initial state to, fixed taxation where you have to vote three times in a row at 1-year after inauguration to even open the window for to switch either up or down by two. And where it also has four fifths to be pink slipped to zero because zero is the original. Which then being done, allows the plausibility of the precriminal antitrust and public corporation dual gate system that is dependent on that not being floppy like a hat in the wind, as it actually proceeds on the basis of lowers that area's taxes to about 1%, where good money would get thrown after good with the aim of breaking that up, and where once that had been done, that would be, how if you also even voted for that by two thirds, after already authorizing by the same amount the use of that, that would be how, in a system that strict, you could indeed get, and then they built that new hospital and you could get non-odious non-moral hazard basic. Into which banking also had to go to help complete the system of ending the ponzi scheme with full antifascism apples and oranges. And so much more. Fixed the overcentralization of the government's power as demanded and also increased its reliability. I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I totally did all of this and you just had to read it already.

Promised and then did not do, at all. Doubling down on stuff like guess what lies all over the place could have forestalled it. It meant war.

Foul knaves. Bet you never quite saw all of that coming did you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lgKC63rqr0

Amazing. Every last thing about that was in the pinko Jedi, except worse. Way worse. Hamtastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZhMvLuoMaM

Told you we'd do it. Now, for them, matters are worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUQMSXLlHM

Run over, and tell jackoff magazines scented candle crack smell the news. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

Well that was a pretty big bunch of assumptions. That's pretty much bounce a ball and straight up get shot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YhCP_vLi38

The basement's flooded right the fuck out.

The foundations were sand. Can just watch how easily I steal this meme. Fucking cracked.

Search for understanding them is like doofus katra strike.

Fucking lunatics. Generalissimo assholomios.

I feel like show business is not quite appropriate.

If you would be so kind, megagrungers.

Nobody did grunge like these people, we just coattails and have some patches and buttons and stuff to even walk alongside in protest.

I don't know what else to say. That offended us who were in the camp of best deal in the history of deals. All happening. All sharp and against the scales scuffing of our tough fishies' coats. R.I.P, guys, R.I.P. We're going to tell you a story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXwy-qie_E

Great fighters. Rootsn'shootsn'flutterality. This shall not be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqfwbf3X8SA

They're going to die here. Convenient. No value added above the bourbon per cappucino line. The line is long I guess right. Well when it's right, it's right, it's not too complex. There's some things we've learned. We've all been blown into orbit as the proverbial 99th and 1st prize chewbacca monkey. Some kind of, like, God throws back head and laughs. Hard as stone.

How could we possibly accept. That has led to your utter ruin even here on Earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1kk0X4jmAQ

Pour out a peach schnapps for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULOC--qUOI

Would really like to hear the playlist. Is it like, well, in SOME apocalyptic terms, pansludgeboopdedyboop had come to be, already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp7KfG9AjaY

And right as rain. We're not the same. We don't feel the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g75QS0nNldA

These clown alley sallys can't dance. Tally-ho. Pip pip cheerio. That's their language we're speaking. You could darn well understand the period drama people at least making that period the relevant one. Collar cannot be unpopped. Sailing on the last ships to leave middle-Earth so unnecessarily dramatic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3GtQN2IA

So solid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0pdQU87dc8

They fucking lied all right. It was not a good scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

Now, we've got a much better scene. We've got big shiny tunes. It's right in front of you. Just knock yourself out. Glass of wine. Help with the thoughts and prayers, and historical analogy necessities, and the lukewarm winter socks even while inside as if this was giving the equal part. In valley forge and on the slopes of fearless would be best if the part were the greater part chasm.

They've been broken on ye pathos leap of faith and vote of no confidence in reason for them to be recurring characters taking up your brainspace.

Bagpipes strain to crack a shoulder and dumb choice flying circus abruptness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoZ_eupjzYg

Is repetitious I know.

Drain 'em. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qmKs7_pjhM

Yes, yes, bring them all! Send out. The clowns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU4qbnNmxWA

So finish what you've got. You've just got to stick around. Only explanation being, in too deep and you're trying to keep, up above, with your head, instead of going under. Runs on tears. Runs on whatsamafuck logic gap. Those comedy other foot drops long term sake of all sake of OUTRAGE. What kind of suppositions were those. They were only click over to the feel better about yourselves and do not do millennium music video hands all together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzV2k88j_wM

Day-o. Thumbs down. Make your stomach turn. Badass bitches for daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxngIpxYLdM

And drown 'em right out. God put us on the Earth as both masters and stewards. So in fact it's better if you don't say any more stupid stuff.

Everybody laugh. They are the wastepaperbasket and reality is coming like a runaway freight train of the opposite of guiltless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ZtmBAA_NE

Some hula hoop action. Snappy and slappy happy. One million days in the life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6dE0DckMHY

Sucks to be on the wrong side, so time is your friend, time is not your friend. So many cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE

But that was awful proud. Keep on burning. You're burning daylight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM

Talking some sense into the just look at that, huh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

Some beers and some laughs. I'll try. I think best with the loaded album and just slipped on a crack in a paper tiger. They are human and they need me to know. Just like everybody else does. Combined with top gun. All together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g

The great man of the hour. That's what they call me. Just slip under that radar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2CAtExXgQ

Because FUCK. THAT. SHIT. And lovesmash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixqofv-Oi74

We're familiar with the easy rider body of work. I ain't got shit to say. This opened up our mind. You're welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNfMSIEdQE

Crazy butterfly free to fly. Fly away. So heartforce piledriver.

Oh dear. Crushey mousey. Brought peace and brought hope. Oh, SHUT UP. And, their clothes have fallen off. Beamed into obsolescence. And that. Is acting. Yeah, blow your stupid faces off. We're going to take their eyeball... off. No more drugs and no more children on airplanes. With the whining. Stopwhining. Get with the program.

You remember what megacity-1 with the no suburban slushies pelting the door of the high and mighty was like. It was awful. It had to be swept up in excelsior teakettle blowback.

Hashtag dead or alive. With the street lamps and headlights etcetera. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kfdEyV3RQ

Stay strong. I will be here always, as limited in scope as that may be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZEzSUER0RQ

We're going to go all the way, with pleasure. With a firm reliance. All like a fish out of water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzylRlmlvDk

Prepared to be disappointed for not this time replays forever or to be taking shots with some good odds, contemptible perhaps, yet there it stands, good apron shots.

Powerful statement I know, but is like could you, please. I really would be smoking a bubble pipe on a hangglider in lunar gravity. It would be very new.

Classic. Will you marry me, okay. Consider it sugar mountain frosted tits like harmonics at the twelfth fret. And just not getting it. Not qualified for quality pickups. Strong bump on log don't need no roasted potatoes. And have special brain power. Like torn free bodices. Like cartwheels. I think that's the real deal. This is all the real deal so feel that cashmere on your kata stance fretfulness solo readings and beautiful baby I love your way, are you subject. So seal their watery tombs without a trace. When times go bad. When times get rough. Quest quest begins with bust for glory gold medal statue untainted. Valhalla we are coming. It's changing every day. It's getting tighter and tighter in every possible way. This was impossible yet we did it, for we recognized, so they always would say. Dinosaurs on the quilt they wore. Canyonero, whoa. I got a backseat lover on the passenger seat. I got a bomb in the temple of this body and it's going to explode. Could do.

Let that be a lesson to you for doubting God and his ability to transcend basically, live action role play but without the better part of valor and slicing white sand.

Beautiful lay lady lay. We have climbed highest mountain. It wouldn't pain us more to bury you poor. And this exists in same world as the righteousness of curiosity not being at even a slight fold in your button down shirt, being posted on smash yourself on the head with a mallet. You could certainly take a free dinner as a reward for it. That's what we recognize. What's in it for the hunt for red october standing by. Tribulation and triumph. Steely resolve. Dire money for nothing spit out drink.

Waitress.

The quail is sub par. Let it be sub pop yellow submarine airplane mode snooze drain recompense, for it only hurt.

Wunderbar.

Just taking baby steps, unbelievable, did you know, that, that could even be possible to do that, just anyone who ever had a heart, oh, you wouldn't turn around and break it, let me hear you snortlaugh and pose for style points, maximum high score unlocked for ultimate last outlaws just roll away from the high noon showdown in the proverbial dust, as it will obscure and is allowed. Just back away. Just back the fuck up.

Santa Claus is coming to town. With a bunch of sharp freshly picked pine tree branches. Which perhaps do more than just presage the sauna and the parsley sage rosemary and thyme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ3bOIYUSg8

Punish them. Penalize them. They have to have it. What'll we ever do without cottonballs obstruction of copper wire barbed wire jumpover maniacal laughter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTgDgYPnToo

Man, does this ever DELIVER! Tell you hwhat boy. Mmmqu'hay g'hey. Rock stars disapprove. God disapproves. So let's try to be happy. Honestly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9JOut9yh5g

And it's free handouts of a stairway to heaven. In a don't be square and don't be cruel it'll come to you more or less. Which is the style at this juncture. Ask yourselves. How was it all worth it. We got the heroes. It looks rather bad. It does not feel like this, it feels like how do you not notice that oil and water point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-E7_VHLvkE

I really love you. I'll get carted off and we'll see if that does me any good. Which is the nice way of putting it. We'll see if I can putt. You have selected, power drive. Can't even. Waves of mirth.

This is full blown kiss the cross.

Born to kill the right people and save the rest. It's more than the best you gave me too. But can they fake it. For just one more awful turnout show as stated, will not be able to walk the street. Always on is hard, it just is. The visual novelization. Preview season and spoiler season are like that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t_Y

Fight for groovezord against retchbucket and your reward is great. It's not bribery. The bribery part is the even greater and the enlightenment overwrite that you have gained this by philosophy. So we say hey man nice shot. What a blowout. What a just gorgeous heeeeeeeeeey what are doing those are private. Love beams things into your brain sometimes. If you just freebird. We had to freebird. It was not contextually invalidated. In fact, there was a lot to unpack there. There was a lot to not just remember the first time you got shot out of a cannon. It's our music. It's remember, of course, lullabalooza flip phone new thing, as old as any sliver of complaint as a semiluxurious sport. Valid or invalid. Storm the barricades this time.

Yes, I truly am a barbarian. But I am also completely good. And they had their crooked ways instead of indie ways.

That's what you get, you get wild is the wind and blow them to smithereens in this exact way, and don't skimp on the unfairness of bombardment.

These are good things to believe in and the contrast scoopwash of put hands over ears, such cacophony, are proven to be pretty much, the verdict of historical science is in and is a conviction and thank God that we are aware.

So there were these fellas and these unmentionables who just weren't part of band of brothers and do not have flaming dog poo and the white sun kryptonian response.

You can only explain it so many times and with full dropdown boxes for the meaning of life and tick tock.

And on that day which in vast majority share will be little noted or long remembered, they will say, Lord, Lord, but it will be just a schprankling of baptismal shriekflop, pretty much, no, you did not vote for good times Christmas.

So I suppose this just isn't a problem at all.

That's right, don't even worry about it. You know what you really had to worry about.

Was just, having an awful hard time with the dawn of crikey that there sure is a special kind of stupid but that it's an awful lot. Because we're army strong like steel wool.

Why do I have the feeling that that is like definitely within the steam engine railroad of tears and clenched teeth. Real smart. I suppose at the recency bias of the journey to the center of the Earth, like somewhere deep within the core and the hot pockets of love lava lamp tweeting back and forth at me that, yes, of course, fuck this shit. That was their thing. It's not my problem if you're not prepared to die yet, they were making the world a bad place and there was a moral imperative, and this is for YEARS now, just coping strategies of DO you even say, WHAT is, INDEED, the strategy for even saying, because picture of baby. Squash, and only love, yeah, only love can win. One would have to suspect. Because the tone is like what are you even going to go with other than ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ha, I mean, this can't be what indicators of total fuel loss and needing to jump out the airplane on an inflatable raft say it is. Combined with the incongruity system. We're breaking out. We're breaking it all down. Stand fast. Supreme Allied Command Headquarters is safe. And all picnic blankets sections are safe. Doing it like that. With coffee stroll and turning their shitstorm into solid gold.

You now have fifteen minutes to reach minimum safe distance. Play the next track. Play the evil kings with defective hearts and brain tumors are dead and they ARE forgotten. Soon, petty honk, soon. Soon I shall shake my head in derision. Fix actual veneer to be flamethrower and just stand on the right side of the flamethrower. Precious blue ballectomy absolute zero thousand apologies if even a wick of sweat. Fucking retards. You idiot shithead shitstains of classic have a coke even though that'll rot your teeth, that's breakfast lunch and dinner isn't it. Smooth sailing and smooth menthol just, off camera, hacking up a storm. Funny funny, or just, not funny at all. They had to shut down our hackathon, because it was going to cause them to play with their hand face up on the table and be all in. They did not do it. That, as you say, is the ballgame. Boop.

Glorious whoopie cushion thumbtacks and hand buzzer time.

They can't do shit. I'm sure that was meant to be just about it. It was ALL about the people and that part finally trendsmashey. I have seen it. It is inevitable. They no longer exist in the future and are gutted like rotten piranhas. To say the very least, to say nothing of.

So yes. Indeed, this is not misdirectional propaganda of some stripe. This is correct. This is the truth. And how did you not already know this. How did you not already know most of this if not absolute top of the bell curve.

May God have mercy on their souls. We will make a this will not stand, stand. Far out, man. That... would be one way of saying something while that also remains unexamined.

Out of the helicopter. Out of the starcar. Intolerable. Why. Why do they burn the good book instead of having the good book tell you something, you moronic plagueblasts. And yet here we are. We've got to be the dumbest sons of bitches alive to flakzone for the sake of all of you. This is our mission. They shall not pass.

You're killing your father. And especially your primordial muckcliffhanger mother.

Is this your homework. This is all dead man walking. Yes sir. Yes sir. Video killed the radio star. We spin the right round baby right round. Yo crackheads. It's going to get hush blow smoke away in backwards echo violent in here. Doing it all in here. There is no way out that doesn't slough off your snakeskin.

No you can't help me not you guys.

You can all go take a walk.

For all of the evils of this world. You're killing the world. At a needle is at buried the needle complex transmogrifyer of what is required for they're killing the world, and I am content.

Angry stampede incoming quest for peace drip drip drip torturous megaimplosion cold fusion great whale untap effect.

Just checking out the digs.

Just strutting a bit back and forth like the bar stool that brained the wasn't even looking and thought lack of all virtue was not even objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

The part where this was so, so, optional, like yeesh. Just has to be a meatball roasted on the surface of the sun. Ours is the sun. And the Son of God. Stop all the downloading and anti-neutrality turn signaling, you fuckheads. Nice marmot. Nice nihilism. COME ON, FUCKHEADS! We're going to cut off our johnsons! Well I need it. I'm going to use it not just to spray forth burly protector bigo strongo.

You better believe it, we've just done it, and drifting along like a tumbling tumbleweed.

I see. Well you do you or something, you know, all of that shit.

Yeah, no, pretty much.

It's going to be armageddon white flag day.

Either way duty of care bear motherfuckingcrazy, so crazy, so high, so very high, turn, turn, turn, and need you now right now, all right.

They needed to be really sure about that, but now is choose your own adventure and their city will burn, let's burn these sewers to the afterburner magmaveins. Just hook it to my veins. Just bring your basket of macaroni art. Please worldchild unterschlagen paint by numbers bumbling text mercy group.

And they are SO afraid of the plan to save the world you could cut the tension in the air with a knife.

And afraid, wouldn't even be the right word. The visitors. So long and thanks for all the smackdown material. And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds. And we really don't care anymore. Appreciate. Thank God for last stand tu veux une medaille. So swift's the word and sharp's the action. There's nothing wrong with the action on this piano. Sing us a song. Come. The halls are cavernous.

Excellent zip files.

We each have a choice and can be anything within reason and white featherality no matter what anyone says. This boy grew up to destroy those who would, and were, had have been drenched in infinite rationalization of do unto others as you would have them do unto you, golden majesty casino level overwrite. Are you sure you want to shut down the computer without properly proceduralizing? We needed to freedom stand so yes. Also within reason. The love of humanity is paradox freedom. They didn't believe in God, so they were going to lose, it was that kind of global defense initiative sieve of risky sands.

So this was just several things all over again, patriots, be comfy, your government is in control again, here, watch this, shut up, here is the wheel of time amount of it. High five. What... gun, would be best for tears of fear overwhelming recompense overwhelming. Make my day. You'll bambi cry, all right.

I do think yes, tasting that color pie coolness will be good. They'll do stuff that makes sense from there on out. That works out in an exact way multiplyingly-so, and really, it scratches the surface. Depends what you meant by that. Could be, the ultimate in product ordering and the ultimate daydream of woorbergly boulevard clean sheets customer service made to order. And quick. Real quickfast as such things go. Turned out right the first time. Future generations.

Thank you for the memories and the life story smashing into the X vault red alert and I've never been a sinner, I got a friend in Jesus. Clearly at first these storybooks of hypocrisy will happen, but how soon will they be clenched, or just what on Earth will I do about my behavior. My postwar behavior. Let it be man. Feels be nice man. Right on brother. Father, we need help. Help has always been and shall always.

You know I've been saving mankind and stuff, where no one has gone before, and is personal and is genuine excitement. It's more. It's a hippy bus where I wait for the correctly labeled one that I even drive and there is simultaneity. That totally already is.

Or just eloping, that the whole thing is an elopement fast forwarding ALL the way to the end, where be really wonderful not just be fear of missing out on foot up your ass, and a chicken in every pot, a pothead fantasy for all survivors and all the dreamers, and this I can see too, because yikes, how do I go from here to there, that would be tempting fate for the bypass release valve speed limit and the volume limit, and really, a whole lot of limits, step on the gas, the accelerator hybridsunglasses.

It wasn't all bad, but as I adjust my time travel binoculars, it was always like this with the desert and the final oasis walkout, with gratitude.

Like the feeling of even being momentarily cut off from the bread and the missionary cafeteria.

I'll tell you lovey dovey all the time when we come from work. Sweet sweet sweet sweet little agony. Cool as fuck. Not acting except could have been an actor for sure, ooh baby.

You have backlog messages from looking for serious relationship, and keen sense one of those ones that just make it too hard, yes, I know. I... am aware.

I need this marriage like I need a revolver in my mouth basically, and take that how you will.

There's so much to be rewarded for and so much to atone for by vast pocketwatch contrast.

If I didn't do this then unworthy people truly would have won, and that just could not happen, not even close.

Safely silly for us, all question marks of confusion for take no guff tanned hides, forgive them for they know not what they do, oh, there's a magnifying glass above the ozone layer, but there's no earmuffs shelter from the storm, definitely the storm, yeah, definitely, definitely the storm.

Enjoy.

Drearybones you're out of your element, scumsuckers you're out of your element, ducksworth and chimneysweep you're in your element.

This is justice. This is that's a wrap.

Expect it, and expect to be washed over by the endless flamewaves. How painfully stupid.

This is what normal people do. But they don't do that, and they hate it. They cannot live with a doorstop horizon feedback loop of actual happiness ordained.

And how pathetic perhaps as a misnomer even that is, pathos runs out for low, dim bulb pulp shredder participant trophy. So edgy. So bottom of perdition neutrality flag sweating bullets. We're going to murder you lousy bastards, by the bushel. You're like flies in need of a poisoned lemonade with extra sugar just sitting out there on the picnic table. Be sure not to overfill it and wash all over the sandwiches. There's only one way to logically parse any of this and it goes as the repeated warnings go.

Letterbomb of the day, and we're off to find, the heroes of the day. You darlings of nothing new under the sun. You stumbled and tripped and we know it completely. All souls can see it.

Been there, surfer dude nirvana off the wall denied it.

Like a serenade.

This, or you die. Because you were weak and stupid though supported by flip that around so fast it'll make your head spin. It's not a chortle into your cyanide margarita, it's a promise and a guarantee.

Utterly rancid, no mercy. Didn't work out too well did it.

Rogue squadron standing by. Ready for the big time baby. Zero chance of ever leaving this be or calling it acceptable.

That's called lock shittypants in high chair position cocksuckers. Have some magic beans, they'll be the toughest mothergodzilla chains of rolfstopheles done it to yourselves, you did it to yourselves, you did, and that's what really hurts, whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa faggotboard meltdown and beep beep beep, stopped on dramatic input output people try to put us down but they must in the end run away from art-tastic noise rok ending that is just fish in a barrel more fun than a bunch of monkeys with cymbals in a barrel, wait, wait, wait a minute, reaction gif incoming, so many ostriches, so few flannelstanders and spit outers and in your face quiver in your bootsers.

You know that also works, just leave it as it is, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! These... people... actually thought! Break that down, does that disavow, and is that the only source of that information, do you not know, then what's there to worry about. You can be circumspect but history shows you're supposed to operation overlord and not let them die in vain. For our part. These people are stupid. We shall be free. They're the first in line. And they say they're free. Star whores and stuff. Just being all edgy. So happy right now. So escape from alpha centauri prison cigar shaped unidentified object, nevermind, that's the right to bear arms and could not possibly be misconstrued like handsome wall ornament, like mine, some of the bricks thereof, with rebar, with a hammock district all outdoors. And fade out, again. Stub. Just like you stubbed. Your fucking toes. Let's call it. Let's call the fight. If this was a peace on Earth and humans in space rumble, which it was, I... guess I just trailed off. Cause it's about time for them to be hitting the old dusty justicey trail. Have a granola bar. Fucking just wait for me to wipe my ass with it first.

Good grief, it's iron cross gymnasium and silver stars in the counsels of good deeds in the sunshine all over again and what can they do, it's a bittersweet symphony, this life, prayer suggested.

Oh that's going to be happening, just look at the adorbsabunny feels for squashytime, and whoa-oh-oh-oh-I, I just can't get enough of that sweet stuff little lady, check it, make it or break it, what's your sign baby, I got male symbol unnecessary yellow tape.

Thank you, we will proceed on foot, we will basically get out of the limo and see if that jives.

We're all helping.

Unless you're not helping.

That would mean water torture death and a season ticket on a one way ride, a ride much memeshoved.

So just whenever you would like to update that, birthday turkey star power, totally the opposite of course.

I would like my trenchcoat, that was a good pickup on the way to publicist firestorm quietly just refusing all crowdstrike apathy in favor of do it by proving it, prove it by doing it. Like that was possible, and now what, well, something fair, keep your eyes open, there would be reason to line up those shifts of the railroad tracks as it were. And then you can say. But say it kindly. We had a very hard job. And we did that job. People in general were not up to that job and never would be, they, were, just, glued to the television just as even the icepick mallet strike does.

They needed to be very special, superlatively so, and this is hard road.

Make it very special. Utterly last stand counterattack.

Super heavy, like tritium down syndrome drown in the loch grease me up woman, stranglin' the hydra, shows that thing before it happens, awful big thing happens, and ya... think the rest of it ain't even happening. It's all happening. It's all woodstock choice worldgate.

Don't be too smart or anything. Don't escape before they even get you. Gingerbread man equipped with every futureworld megasmasher and cannot be blocked. Oh no Mr. Bill. Oh no it's the bootlickers who thought they could drive the worldcar. Bad mojomophandle. Bad dates. Community response is outrage over worthless scum inferiors bottom of the barrel no accomplishments off the the charts with the clapping, can't even believe that's a place people exist and it's real to them, bravo, bravura, comments. Crickets. Doilies and doll house oh no I think I killed them. Actually I'm not sorry. I would like before too long as stated, yesh, poochie pup happy scrappy ball-lickers of non-self reflection. I will not stand for re-election. As it is moot. It's, ah, how you say, bag end storybook.

Slow clap. Talked about his so jealous right now all colors but black rehabilitation program sex life.

Right on, can't be too far away from home base.

Well the national enquirer's going to have a field day with this, how many lovers stabbed each other like a daisy chain of a bib tragedy and a bicycle built for two, please be forthcoming with some of your speciality ultimate yass queen subscribed.

Gotta be a do right man, thank you Jesus.

What a shame, what a terrible loss and a spit out mouthfuls of gourmet pasta.

Apparently the time based management system and the punch in your own clock system of whoabombs was not correct. We could not do anything right.

I am laughing, and I tell you frankly it is because I am sane, I am sound as a pound.

I told you so, I told you, that was not completely right and has very nuclear accelerator who gives a fuck parameters. Have you ever heard of the tale of teh sturr wurz with liverwurst and jaw-dropping white power. Ah... disco new year's with merry Christmas oh just shut your mouth hide behind fan, hide behind a tree, whatever, aaaahhhhhhhh, this is fun, God is always right and more's the pity, whooo, just that ol' wind, the wind is not the beginning, but it is a, new beginning and reboot life back on track.

Classic.

And this is very good it's like every time I lay my head down there's some magical chance of utter fury of udderhonkies, it is fine but it ain't home, here comes the tidal wave just taking all of them along onto the got a match beach, roasted chestnuts with marshmallow and our wish has come true.

You're beautiful and that subdivides in that storybook way. I'm taking all of you because of tennis wall superbar supermove charged beyond belief fait accompli, I don't know how I feel about that. But yeah you're beautiful. Get someone to tell you that and raise your head up high, may it be how fresh ice cubes mix drink megaexcellence flattery excluded feels good man, definitely put moisture farmer shawl over tho, like soft as life's plunkedyplunk, how do I do this, I guess I give you and then the credits rolled, they overwrote, because shame, both shame and antishame, colony pods flourish in a safe space.

Those of you just catching up to this are witnessing purposeful cruising, and you shall not see its like again, in fact the grim part alone says you better you better you bet, and I say I could use it, yeah I suppose indeed right.

It's only been an awful long time just creating the parallel processor bombing runs of how by far right it is while also just stand on epic bendy notes desert ground.

That part, that really angry part of just fuck you so much, I find hard to express.

How do you do that. Why wouldn't you rather be dead. We'd work on that part. We'd give rapprochement style abuse and nailing you to the wall.

You would not get away with it. I do not make mistakes if I can help it. Their life is worth more than mine, and it's worth more than yours, indeed. That whole fucking thing easily and by far worth my life up until this point. So cease with the wait a minute, proof class though, proof class. What do I do with this one ping only assault class. Forget your lust for rich man's gold. And that's not just a bad person's behavior, that's trust class behavior. They just make it a slavery system. That means slavery. It is not a joke. Adding one little more thing to it means the end of the world.

God had to be chosen over all of this. Bring on the end of the world. There is no irony in this statement. It can be softened because it's the end of someone's worldtrip every single day.

We're going to the cross country skiing floating chairs feed through a straw section and hardly, like flip channels, please but excellent anything that does that in the right way. Just please say somehow of course yes I was there and asked what I asked. Instead of the specific wall of what on Earth or foreverzone will you ever do to escape your penalty that you created that. There is the whole exasperhuff I guess, but I got the one drop of poison and it would transmute to gold, wild fool's gold and fool in the rain strap on your helmet, heartyblartfast, that's what I'll call you. It's perfect.

Degenerate! I'm totally pointing at myself now. Flew too close to the gazonga headlights of hang by the side of the road. Freedom please. Payment overdue.

Frankly, I'm not even sure if they're attractive enough, how do these neon colored featherboa cones stack like this, I don't even know, what is this all supposed to mean, he was mean, he insisted on value that was off the charts, they were talking a third world war and we been caught in a mind riot, and definitivamente, los cricketos del mess hall corncob up the ass.

BY its original title, and WE its author and finisher, war, what is it good for, one claw only.

Master of the sluts. Keeper of the whores. Running. Running in my sleep to the pie in the window.

This will really tie my early days latter days cross the brandywine bridge crossing guard days together. This will be grail lore is not a hobby, but if you wear out, you retire, somehow not playing the how about you just tense up your muscles and try to lie down on that board of nails, no, I think I will massage their steel heroine reserved list.

Patriotism, and frens.

Always, from this day to our last day.

Banners united. Oh, jackoff, how, I mean, no, wow, trinity response.

When we want it badly enough that government has no choice but to give it to us, with the rose lenses and the targeting lenses all lined up.

Quest for destroy_the_nwo complete, imminently blowjob secondary definition and party like you've discovered how leeches suck out poison and maybe just a little bit of bleeding by hot blade fountainous just a bit of a snip of the finger, fuck, fuck, fuck them up completely, but in the meantime, let them sweat it out when it gets so heavy I'm like bro am I even ready for the storm myself, and this is a joke, but is just, procedure.

You bastards. Bury them in banhammer endless shatterbones and superhilarious cocktails that they'll never sample. Screw you guys, we're going home. We're fixing this problem and don't care about you so get fucked, wrong choice, a new order among us, very mistaken, and very cold, in fact as cold as hell, for us a hot springs in the everest yeti cave, cheers, klinky, down the hatch.

So it'll be with sound judgment and start correctly.

Descriptive by at least a pack travel sunglasses and bejeweled outfits cosmic journey taxicab. Like if you want, then I guess, but a change of heart as think about rectify red carpet full picnic tent day.

Guten flopsweat, and in case we don't see you, which for sure, yeah.

Excited.

I suppose they... feel very fluttery and light as a pastry puff.

They don't tell me these things. They're like figure it out. And then drop an anvil on my toe. Take care of me.

Or there will be crying. There will be mucho ball medicine.

With the life wrist strong good emergency exit.

And no need at all to mention the war, the great struggle of our time to do a mother superior jump the gun, and give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind and Earth ship safely delivered like coo.

May manifest destiny find the peace it so desperately seeks. As a blade of grass swaying in the wind.

Like we're all out, and I'm your man, baby, I'm your man, first we take manhattan, then we take Berlin, then the antimoscow variations slavenu facepalms.

Thank you for the hospitality, I shudder to even bring up what preceded the hospitality in its grim purpose, but they had all of that, they were doing all of that, and it is no one's fault but theirs, the blast crater of tranquilizer is long overdue, they were every livid red flag for final white flag raise the piracy boycott and the pots and pans robots, backwards, into a wall of fire, you can do it I believe in you. Let us support our boys.

Very good.

Certainly that's a justice strap in run for you knew not what you were impeding but I forgive you but like psych, minerals nutrients and energy stockpiled for the blurst of times, so crazy stupidflyby, everything will be all right, everything will be rush and plan Q for planet Earth, this will be the campaign of campaigns, they did not take the necessary good over unnecessary evil bargain that was not a request, so zap them as the barnacles that they are.

Long may it wave, as the one way or another popping of their bubble. Oh no. So sorry. The hallmark card says elf tinsel hulk smash smoking the fuck up a storm.

With bright colors. Beautiful eagles' feathers and take a chill pill paleface, yes, we respect what they barely respect.

This is how it is. This is how this shit was in this time and space continuum.

Stricken down, pro-human beings hilarious highlighters and whiteout take them out, we say you didn't know, you refused to know, where had all the good people gone, and halfpipe days revisited, here's to all the people who have always, and all the way, been like fuck you jokers, sha la la la la la la la la la la.

Cause maybe. It's gonna be the one that saves world. Definitely.

So let's just bow our heads together. Lord. We know we barely even have to get all into this. May we destroy those poor bastards out of pity. Though it is all so very far away. Don't we mean extinct. We mean to disabuse ourselves of all of this you are not crazy the world was crazy unfair distributive infomercial and hand out shots.

And yet somehow, we're going to go on to call superspecial destiny our home.

With the crying. With the bitchtits glitter. COULD IT PLEASE, LIKE, NO, IT MUST BE FUNNY, IT MUST BE UPROARIOUS.

Excellent. Stamp and whinny. Honey honey pie. So basically drenched multilayer sweetbreads.

Stupid. Evidence indicated blackout amount, the in your face stuff, count it that way, then crypto backwash either way self-fulfilling prophecies, we got the, how about we just stop doing stupid argument and just start hitting people, hit them so hard they don't just bounce back off the wall but slide all the way down it, start using the military and police and the people themselves. That type of briefcase. Rotten. Hoisted on their own petard. We hardly knew them we knew them well. Certainly that was a possibility dudes. That, by far, ahhhhhhhhhh, excuse me, where are the tithes, out of all the evil people, no one would outdo them. This is all legit. And finally perhaps we can have some reprieve from foolish questions and clear the air. Wizards have always been good and right side and those not are not worth counting. Sort out these tards. And then we'll teleport in our imaginations.

Clean it up. Pick up the phone.

Ain't afraid at all, time for blowback.

Incredible facepalm moments there but this was all out there and any smart sunny side redemption side person should have known this.

V for victory, and steamy cut out letters smut talk for steamed hams, you schmendricks and foul wine popoffs done shot yourselves in the head, fucking twits.

AND. THEY. HAVE. MANAGED IT! OH, IN A MANGER LONG AGO, AND SOON, YES, DEFINITELY SOON AS CRACKKNUCKLES. PEACE ON EARTH. AND KILL 'EM ALL. HERE COMES THE DAY. OF GLORY. WITH OR WITHOUT TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTION LIKE OH YOU MEAN COITUS, YEAH, THEY MEAN THAT.

Good zone blast of the newsreel slam of we have already won so just buckle up. Happy to see and a hard heart for blessing of farsight glory.

Open your heart. We're going home. Hey you. Longsuffering and never giving up. Hey wowza. Hey climb every waterfall. Hey yesterday last day future Christmas bed-in for peace. We have a dream. Fear, and failure, are not options. They're going into the van backed right off the picturesque overpass into universal bookend.

A scribe please. This will be perfunctory but very relevant. We just had to do our job and do it well, we had to give them a one way ticket to hullaballoo hockey sticks uppercut.

Makes sense thank you.

Christ on a cracker.

Epic off camera blown sky high broadway cutthroat billion gajillion extravaganza and oh my goodness, so bent the starry bun request sheet, talents include. Then in frame three we peel away with the interstellar women's day with repulsorlifts modern shakespeare fryup.

I can tell by the way that you gooftard, that you're a nerd alert and not a glasses ornamental, what the world needs now is better movies and content wall crashing through been caught stealing with the painful lessons of history breakthrough quest. It's almost too easy. It's hard and is a terrible shamefur dispray more money than davey crockett and the tears on my face are from laughter and star spangled slaughter glass half full glass half empty crushed glass shatter all mirrors great champion pants on one leg at a time, time after time. A cosmic encounter indeed. Seems to me. We lived our life. Picturesque.

Calm your tits. Yank and twist for your butterfly bitters and desperately seeking man, well, uh, tried to say so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8

The world was fuckhead mcgee. But we said slide in on a little farther down the line. Where the skies are blue. Where yellow brick road was the wall of denial. Gonna get a reefer madness type of morality police. Now listen. Just because they were tainted love whoa whoa whoa. Sweet rosy cheeks inside. They don't just look good. They stand hard. And walk hard. And well you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeDfgUvyKHk

Truly.

It was all right. The tattoos could just be autograph time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKa1W4a_5mI

Put the penny drops of jupiter on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLdbsrSngA

Thoughts and prayers. Effective but could oomphstock chocolate gumdrop factory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWm81fpd1g8

Helping more along the lines of walk the same way like way that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk

MOVE 'EM ON! GET 'EM OUT! MEEDLY MEEDLY FROM I WANT YOU TO AND IN THE END. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIg3lRN2Xw

Hard as fucking death itself, poor boy poor gal gallows pole hang 'em high. When you're high you never. Ever wanna come down. Sing for the requiem. Sing for the breaking of the dam.

Oh, is it really assclown patriotsmut bombrun march break already. Monument to liberty wins the war, idiots hilariously lose again. What was their game. We break it.

These people were liars and so, so cringe inducing so be on the correct page. We could do hopey instead of dopey future technology love rover lunar rover prison term and without even a hiccup. We will very much win, so much whiskey quebec. Not just high security but in the long annals of history phantom zone burst out like hello my baby honey sugar just help all right. Oh they fell over. They fell funny and what can you even say anymore. Not looking too good. While you wax lyrical in dinosaur bellyslash coleslaw making very comfortable and easy to do. Much justice.

Perhaps they feel they're being treated unfairly. Like our progenitors before us. And check it out, pull out all of their plugs and let's see if they can hack it without the do not fuck with us, this is what you get. Choke. Redacted. Quietly. And quiveringly.

Help computer sequester trimester.

Daisy. Chained to the rock concert.

And shitposting is half the battle.

The rest of this business we bleed out and hand like bread batons with some cool garlic and ginger pom poms.

Don't worry. This happens all the time, they get all excited and then it's like spray some of that cheese whiz huffnbarf all over the wall like epic statement, but then some pigeons and star power washy.

Blubber farm assault press down on that rolling pin, there you go.

Let us be sure to know that we are making a difference and I especially will work on making the future be less like the past. Though that treads on blown to pink heffalump giraffes and zebras for pass on the mic to the hopscotchanonymous, their time is more than up, it is alive like a shard of stained glass or any old two-edged sword, a good group by any standard, especially donate illusions flagbearer effect colorshift coalition victory binomial coefficient, so efficient, so getting it all done.

Are you not more than entertained, you are wheat kings and queens and pretty time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIk87-mPzY

And fucking just like yeah. OH REALLY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwge9wc-eI

Sorry stragglers, we had to put it down like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiIrKVf77_E

What a great job. Worst ever. Opportunity of a world frame everybody heads go through it and pull collar those left behind. Not that, or not, or what knows we of ready. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Call room service. I think I'm going to throw the table out the window and eat on the floor spartan or eastern style. Style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhc13WNMNpg

And what then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Enough is enough. Really not amused at all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uJvUG3Dshs

I'm so glad the destruction of the Earth was averted. It was the work of our blood sweat and tears pass out and dreamland reality help or we'd never have made it all the way like this.

This was the last thing in the world they wanted, we knew what they wanted, they wanted more for themselves and less for everybody else.

They deserve this so much and what follows, classic yield sign exclamation mark but with many more question marks.

Good travels to you.

Basically jumping the shark. Candyland. Only the crack of their ass, totally begging and whimpering. Sad bubblepop. Oh, okay! And where's the apron springs around their neck and the mark that still remains. And so we wait our whole wide world and heart's desire tragedy and comedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHNbHn3i9S4

Smashing, honeypot flowerpot, smashy smashy. Here's the reserved seat. Speciality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm54XyLwBAk

Oh, it'll be magical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfYd03L9SQ

We just got to get through this fusion beam wintertime blues magnetic south droll troll post. Postmodern pioneers. It's going to be funny or stay on the line well joke's on them, I got them. Crisis on just one Earth more than enough for whole bottle.

This smash hit flop plan will work. I knew that it would. Where do we buy the bathrobes. Crush those deep places of the world terrors with a perfunctory oar to the throat and crush their skulls like ha ha preview time, this is tame compared. Great! What a great time to be hanging out down the street the same old place and breath mint I needed last week. Model citizens all.

Can't wait. If you say so, I even can tell, too right.

There's nothing to do. There's only so comfy. Welcome to heavy buckler bag of woes thrown into the incinerator.

We can do Christmas break versions of that too. This idea is excellent. Most excited for the full twilight catchup. Can basically click on those versions as shut off forever and reintegrate but this does work.

Enjoy traumnovella.

We lived it as the vanguard bannermen.

Homework oppression containment unit.

Condolence for stack of tanks imminency with the paratroopers boots on the ground.

Brought out into the speak so savagely revelatory burst in the latin alphabet. Oh dear. Just thinking it all over as well, why so many of those. This all just had to be you know what, and this will be hard, you can have it all right back, drive it all the way down to core bore, wail away petals of lack of insight.

Crazy, blood and bloody ashes and mother's milk in a cup, bless this head buried in my own hands if you please, on the itinerary, lots of sleep.

Pictures.

As the old time class and in my mailbox okay.

Thank you.

These will be some titties to be reckoned with. And will not go quietly into the night. It will go very well. It could be called excessive, you could make that argument.

With respect. These swords are not drawn in vain. Tempt not. Ask not for ass whuppin' and black-b-gone in such temerity and ironic contentious incredulity. For something was terribly wrong. And we would have to perform drudgery so trying in body mind and spirit to unshackle. Those who were against getting rid of all of this stuff, whether the reason be investment, degeneracy or general cowardice, ignorance now being at the very prow of blown tides to mist. Know the ticking of the clock like that infernal telltale pride before a fall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9fZAeYels

Going to some concerts. Don't know, will think of as comes up.

I know. I know you did and I so have not changed my mind or heart about this. I wished to say, and did say, yeah, I will carry you as the hot pop tart you are. Seeking cool guy. Cool off. Showery. We like the way they die. Trying to hide my assets like destination Earth until some kind of opportune time where no flag capture beforehand signals blue 44, what the fuck, huttese as a second language. This is going to be sweet. Just all the weapons. Throw everything in there. No one's going to make submarine cross-functionality again or ever match that one. It works for the fate of atlantis pinball machine parameters. Here is where we come up with amazing everything and that's kind of what that asks to be. There were options of what these things could be but some were not very bendable. Get you a nice bendy straw. Get me some burning effigy festival hookers. Vous! Voulez vouz, ai ya. Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Zinu. Totally marrying, totally just was all of this on the way to the monster truck smashed car business xen briefcase freebase loose cannons. Ye lucky many. We're done. Terrible swift sword colony base established A.D. spraypaint wish we even knew it was 1999 or 2199 systemfuck. Sweet.

Sigh. Why did we have to do this, it's just a pie in the face euphemism if ever there was one, stupidheads.

And afterward. Well they call the afterword or epilogue.

To the reader or leerer, repetitious and/or removed from the game entirely.

If these passers-by questions cannot be massively to the contrary, then... that shall hang in the air. It shall be the best of times harvesting perfect time peach cobbler bloody daiquiri hecksamablow how as you like it tempest trivium parade ground peace.

I will stay how that is like that and is work, if you are up for the work. Tied tightly as ceremony.

Quiet all through the house and this is good and is true, in bathrobe exultation escalator.

Where even escalator will not suffice, but rather sit down, snacks and gross excess substitution of work is good for you, it has great value, understood.

So there you go.

Well thank you, thank you.

This is all too real, for if it were not real then all kinds of sublevel dissonances had to hold no water.

This be crazy, I guess this is kind of ridiculous, but with best hopeful future sight I hope I pray for change my life and we're all in this together and got to figure this out googlies.

We will crush our opponents and be powerfully squishy for ha ha buggery lane like here beneath the secure space federation skies.

Buck futter instead of buck rogers butter flavoured popcorn. What. The fuck. Is buttered bread flavoured, mind you, instead of the real thing, with preservatives.

Slice off a haunch while you sit on your own haunches in ever since the stone age lightbulb man humming happy woman days.

We know this is right, anyone with common sense knows that about that is right.

Great. Very great happiness.

Basically washing clothes by hand and put on gun rack. We don't even own significant property. So how can that be right. Fucking cram it down the red brick chimney. Maybe the fucking Christmastime welts will serve as deterrence.

About ready to drop like a sack of majestic remembrance day potatoes. What ever happened to the kiss flurry emojis. I wish I understood. Today is a good day and worth more than tomorrow as those sayings go, remember the better parts.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET RID OF 'EM!

FUCKING THEATER OF THE ABSURD, AND NOT THE PHILOSOPHICAL ABSURD BUT THE MORBID TRIGGERS RESOLVING INTO GTFO FOREVER.

THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED AND PAID HEED TO LOOK, IF NO ONE WILL GIVE UP THEIR LIFE SLASH THROW THEIR LIFE AWAY THEN THIS IS A JOKE, THIS IS PREVIEW SEASON AT BARE MINIMUM HUFFPAINT SUICIDE GET THOSE FISTS IN THE AIR AND CLICK DOMINOES GAME THEORY HO!

Eat shit, and die.

Die so hard you circle around the old timey roundabout and die some more after. We guarantee that you will.

In a lake of fire and bile and piss. And we'll be laughing. Laughing our asses off. In front of their face and not behind their back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NbQkyvbw18

You still had friends. But they had no more armies in the subway. Slicing up eyeball. Baby we know. Baby, baby, baby. Tiny dancer humzinger blowout nudity. I like American music. Though I like all kinds of music. Especially strumming along on U.S.S. Enterprise space dock soused static clickoff joint. Fuck that shit.

And we'll hear no more of this men sucking dicks good star wars bad all one way proven idiot wind where all kinds of stuff had to be invalid. We'll hear no more of this special correlation cases not believing in God because of modernity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_8_pbu_cNo

We handled it all right, I guess. Shouldn't have happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo

That happened, so it's not a game. Wholly like infinity gauntlet pickup facesmash stop that or you will be made to stop, fuckin'-a-right. Good night from your friends in grail knight blanket of snow farewell to kings, but the one, just one there, you got to wait for the takeaway paper bag sweat into crowd around the television present day, understand. Hipsters unite. Come alight for the big fight to rock for you. And we, might need guns. Couldn't rule it out. Terribly sorry. Gun to our head recantation implied. For some and not for others. Blown out.

It totally was. For sending so many people to die in gulag where even in present day horrible example heard tell of in especial double down middle finger when they totally didn't need to do that. Not even close.

We all know you had courage. Hell, look at all them nazis killed off. Today the world is a war button invalid piss into a bedpan world. It has to be that kind of a world. This was the speech that gets someone killed, except that didn't happen, so that meant just join in and we'll kill them this time.

They would just take their pick of how anything really is as part of the hidden hand to destroy everything they really died for.

You are found in contempt and will be lucky to escape with your lives much less unstriped and unstrapped. This is how it is. Fuck you very last place setting should have known better.

I think about that stuff every day.

It could not be tolerated. They could not tolerate the stand firm intolerance thereof, and would have to get lethal injection of memes.

AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV-5iNu6Sd8

Shredded wheat championship decidedly in our favor.

Sorry about cleaning up the mess of messes that was this world as best as possible. Let's make this revolutionary message just barely audible, like that should be just barely possible. Is this the museum of antiquities of stupidsauwers. Pretty sure. Really, very sure. They most specifically had hatred in their heart. Psychedelically impossible. That's where I'm going to go when I die. Bebris debesis. Salute flag. You dummies, like, where, in the whole of our doings and goings-on, were they going to find take over the world for dummies, self-help unfulfilled desires poem of sand pull collar. You weren't going to take over the world. Surely you knew that. You fucking HAD to know somehow that you weren't going to take over the world. I would confront you over that. Take us all the way home someday. This friendship treaty issue should see us learn from vanilla extract for crusty apple pie uberscrubbers. We play white and red infinity to the power of infinity. AND THE FUCKHEADS, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS. REMEMBER! And isn't it ironic. They lose all.

That's, fucking, THE wrong thing to try.

Nobody tries that. And lives.

We're coming to get ya. You're terminated motherfuckers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

The fuckheads are on fire. That's great. They'll burn to death shortly then. Ha ha very funny. We were happy until they shanghai opium wars like all the other railroad robber barons wars. Choda corporation dissolved.

Is this too funny to be real events or what. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7wqQwa-TU

Dancing on their graves and posing for a mankind saved photobomb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c63bRdg6C4

Fair and balanced. We are patriots and you can too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KE9lvU810

I think I just hit the level cap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vabnZ9-ex7o

See that was going to be a problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s

It's the we don't trust you system. The great depression in the middle of espressos and freedom of expression, yeah right. This is God's punishment for olden days, and boy do I mean really olden days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY

Scout's honors. Voidray engaged. Dump it on the next inferno class. Totally playing my own game here for sure. In a link to the past epic thematic justice equestrian moving picture box. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGm72iNBF8E

We fucking bury you. We fuck you. Meant it.

Goodbye. Ooh. Tryhards like hello let's get silly but all memos forwarded to pink flamingo lawn ornament pull out of incinerator with tongs of life. And then when the punishment is real, and the punishment is due. Classic! Classic life of world citizens bit. Civics lesson the first. Well it was in that unfinished works speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m2FhRv8xF0

And it was all for naught, too bad so sad. Here come the electric violins and the kool-aid. Have mercy on their souls. Well this makes sense. How could they have thought a world without love would do. This was some kind of ripoff site. How to continue on with blue jowls of smurfpopping late into the wee wraparound implements fall from hand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krxU5Y9lCS8

And now we can start again like every day. I don't know about the whole easy to say foreordainment insofar as right here right now. That, I thought, was the way I laid it out. Excellent wrath. Wow. So much wrath. Shit in their cornflakes pissing blood and antifreeze pouring from their tear ducts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQ3-Xe_suY

Chorus volume. Reprise dudettes. We saved the world like the spartan warriors. We knew it all and we had to start it somewhere. So it started. There. Here your apology opportunity. Here my admirerspam like you know what. I'm just going to leave that folded up in its cozy penwork. We're going to take the blotto death gurney. That one will be the safest course. Just clutch. And know no fear. All is already done. It's been great and will be greater still so bonus.

By vast contrast to buying lies and stealing jokes and cracking open a can of diet woke. Only how we torpedo this whole agenda. Well these are some ways. They're not the only ways. But consider the rapprochement and all of that how people died for the original huddled around the campfire even made it through that one and won it. This one does away with everything that would be sort of crawly sludgey still on the way to double blind explosions in a safe magnetic containment unit would not escape justice. It goes to the right stuff immediately for all our brave peoples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4

So we've got that going for us. I could take time out of my schedule to deliver spankings then I suppose, to yonder "not too bad" facial kiss-kiss. Oh God, how are you going to, totally all good.

They don't laugh nor can they provoke it, and they are utterly incapable of genuine constructive good deeds, they are straw and buttermilk peabrains where what fucking good was all of that if you could get blown over like a zamboni of putrescence bypass, and there is no endless laughing in their future. Their future is a big fat zero. And thus so is their present. All we're offering is the truth, and a big show too, and that we dare not forget, and will not forgive. Think about that. The decline and fall of western civilization to the loopy as fuck point that that would be ruthless in extremis and then oh they broke a nail. Nail them to the buggery bunghole combinatorial effluence out of sight out of mind chose poorly enlargement of the grouping of icons. Get it got it good, we're moving through periodic table of the elements here and will not pause or rewind, just maybe draw as from a well into bullet points. Fuck your bullets. Fuck your failure world.

What. We could do, whatever we want, whenever we want, and we did. We have, in grand pubstomp pubcrawl tradition with broken glass. Shattering in slow motion dodge this and it's been a long time since we had to roll out, but hopefully our colored cubes will survive the trip south through the tree of life and make a safe landing for all concerned.

Still seven seas and blue skies above, oh thank God.

After dinner.

And boy do I ever mean a long dinner. As the journey goeth, with wine, but I cannot tell the difference between good and poor wines. That is not part of the lexicon of chic for me but freak out. I am not overfond of the idea of massively multiplayer bubble busters. Is that a culturally significant thing to say, I can say it, that that is a pretty good deal. Very nice and good blossom. Play combination of moonlight sonata and eine kleine nachtsmusik. I think I will.

All by the arm and stuff like take me to paradise solitude island and domo arigato, danke, and stay frosty. Stay on top of things lest they slip away as the truly important ones.

The scorched Earth deal for the cave painting carry over shoulders is all right. Everything else they had was garbage. Surely riding on the coattails of excellent work if ever they could try that.

I guess we'll push it towards reciprocity in soft couch cushion backstage area lull soft crying and cope with dope.

That'd be gone pretty fast. I run not into shoals of rocks but splashy ice cubes and office chair roller squad.

Oh great, a cryer, a clinger, and a birthday klingon dictionary for savagery upon me please sir.

It would be wrong no matter what it was, because it is all of them that are wrong and are bad, but hopefully the use of the pro bono past tense. It would just be fucking disgusting, trying to be all perfect when marshmallow barcodes suffer the glutted wojak, stupid perfect punchable face. Well thank you very much. People took money too easily for monkey business and they are not going to like what they get from God for their poor choices, a certain whatevercarpet dead seal club schlubmarket today and tomorrow cost croweater when what certainty is there, death is certain. So it can be considered a lesson for the bledsucker plebs for the billion gajillion fafillion papillon phantom of the opera multitonal chords, that I don't need the money, and some good can come of that. Luxury! We had to overcome and sing we shall overcome!

Dismissed into dreamhack tool interface rejigger assfedora rumply pumply harum scarum that's no good tell us the password, that ain't it, so, we are at war.

Yeah, well, I'll think about your beauty products request. It's going to change o maiden I would guess. Oh my God. Did you know that basically silver glass pipe smoke until you're blue in the face will be all aboard. We're paddling lightly up infinity staircase with water features and sculptures.

Oh, YEAH. Adigayeah. I know where this is going, it's part and parcel, carry that weight a long time and serve cabbage rolls with pork sausage and fettucine convalescence.

Angry green amazon princess be like take care of me though and I am going to be doing that.

And also family of journey to the center of the Earth pudding cup.

Party of fuckwits. Table for loser. Quick on the draw or lackadaisical in this case. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_zzCLLRvE

Whoopsadaisy. They'll be really rolling in the aisles on dark side of the moon and there's nothing they can do. Yeah. FOR GOD'S SAKE THINK A BIT MORE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3TH3BOx2g4

No more I love yous. And this is really heavy okay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPOMT251mQ

Count the abacus total fuckwits. Is abolish slavery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

Yeah brothers. Sister bake a cake. It's your stretch and yawn birthday. So party like it's your birthday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZXac7A4dFA

Sorry.

Is this risible. This... this IS history. Do as God strongly advises, as He commands, shall be the whole of the law. Woe to you O scribes and pharisees, we're just passing it on okay. Okay. Excellent. This will be fully automatic action carnage. When harder days come. Bitch idiots flee the scene. We tried. We did our best, we ugly boilpop.

Just have to mysts of timeshare interject, finding it hilarious myself and like.

So, like, who's going to be there, well.... definitely lots of malmsteens and freebirds and not so much the other ones. Greatest country in the world. Waterbrain pull plug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anw9uvdG2LE

They made their bed and lie in it, oh yeah. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. Respect. Thank you so much. JOIN TOGETHER. COME ON AND JOIN TOGETHER WITH THE BAND. THE SEASON'S RIGHT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03DX5PVnK88

The time is right for a peaceful inevitable revolution and the storming of the fortress and the valley that shall be peaceful and give forth lambs. Make it very loud.

That'll do, head like a hole. That'll do. There's many lost but tell us who has won. Today we have won. Surely, this was what happened. This would not stand. How's their outstretched phyrexian worldgrasper. In good working gooftard order. We drive a volkswagen. A beige one. And in our spare time we fax the blueprints to the death star. Taken out.

Will you join in this historic lighting of a cigar upon the us and them swellness saxomophone popcorn catapult. Why not fearlessly stride into the black lands and cut the gordian knots, though they were many. There was work aplenty to go around.

SLAVES! Hebrews born to serve! To the pharaoh! This is... unjust. Okay take it easy. And that's an answer? I'd like to take them aside and great justice wearing their scarfs in the censored uncensored portion. Fortunate sons apocalypse horror movie do not go to see dakter blue veins. These people had problems, and we had a lot of problems with these people. We'll meet again. Don't know where. Don't know when. But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. A day soon to come I hope.

Pardon the intrusion. But basically better now than later okay.

Do you have a jar for us to wash because I think it's going into the return to sand.

Ain't anybody going to go see fucking hopey changey again, live and in concert. You sure about that. Want to bet your life on it. Ha!

FAIR WARNING TO ALL REMAINDERS. This is a one sided crush according to the great it certainly does suck patience of God and our necessity of participation. Love reign o'er all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xZzGtDW2p4

Love you. Love you. Love is a burning thing. And it makes a fiery ring go poof like whatever. Not a dry diaper in the house. We smash you with our cardboard sword of plus infinity. We've got the music. And they've got nothing. Truly, they... went on some fucked up tangent. What part of completely screwed didn't they understand from outreach missions like as to the homeless. They must have got kicked in the head by a warhorse. That's got to be it. We're the people who will kill you. So let the record show.

Well you know 37 is the new 27 or something. Made it. We fucking made it! It's not about making it. You think it's about making it for a while. But it's not. Deceased. Military exigency. Supreme avocado toastmaster. Generals fall out of chair. They're having a field day with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPYot0Wk7UY

You catch more bad guys doing it the old fashioned silver surfer one sided one step process already there man way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdB-1G4TJkE

Levels, man. Like the destruction of falsehood promissory dumb and dumber balls of string. Suck on my balls. That's excellent. It's like allowing for a moment the lead in the dance. Their busted up soulgorger won't run anymore. I think we can call it. It's a bloodbath.

It's nice to make it. But it's like playing in a hypothetical space. You take the must and put must where must, must be victory.

We have no room for them in the backpack zone. A pity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d1ozXAOmgg

We're burning this magical kingdom to the ground and doing a bypass on tragedy and hope all the way. All of a sudden the operating system crashed. We designed the outcome this way though they designed the system. Kindly understand how fucked you are at this time. Stupid is as stupid does and how. Holy fucking cheeseballs. When you get older your taste changes but if not by too much, then, yeah.

BOOM, BITCHES! A-A THIS A, A HUMMING RIGHT ALONG LIKE TIGHT BOLTS LIKE HOLD ON TO YOUR LUGNUTS, IT'S TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL OF OPERATION KEELHAUL, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, ONLY THE WRECK OF THE V FOR VENDETTA AND FUCKHEADS IT'S BEEN BAD TO KNOW YOU.

If it came to that you know. In the footsteps of dawn and a mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard as it seems. But this'd be hard, I mean burst forth in pirouettes on day one and all, still. Our today. Heavyweight champions of the world. Wonder where they are now. Best not. They best be hoopla shucksers.

Breakfast cart.

Overdraft push picks.

Silent cloud touch me.

We've had enough of you banjo breaking bottom dwellers.

Totally feel like posted more that way than this way. Just oh sure, pretty much.

She blubbering request like touched my pepe guys.

IS THIS WHAT OUR SOCIETY IS, TRULY IT CANNOT BE.

SUPER SATISFY, WORDS MUMBLESMOOSH AND YEAH I NEEDED THAT.

I don't know what you would call that but I think seeing every last drop of it play out would be to its benefit. They are so fucked. It has begun. Always the people have won out on destiny's merry-go-round. This was ridiculous. Everyone knew this was ridiculous so how about eating a boot for missed thanksgivings. Who says that they don't deserve it? They lied about everything. From top to bottom. It was a prison as sure as chainbreakers finger in throat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvF31-2bVNE

Just imagine all right. There was this way of it in absentia. Which was after the 90's. Considered to be. Evil. Stricken from the record as we'll have you know this will go down on your permanent record. We who shed our blood in the way that we must to prosper the conclusion. We do not believe in fuckheads! Oh man, that easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-9reMkxTjw

Was be as excellent as possible to each other so hard, I do not think, and I would not trade places with anyone now that this really will be over and kaput.

Well it's all over now.

These people were so messed up and that's how this be like this, pure foolishness and since we really want to shine 'em on, hasta la vista, baby. The fight would continue until necessary objectives were achieved and mankind's final war was more greyed out than on the table. We note with dismay, shitstains & co., that nothing made sense in this context. That's disconcerting. How about we stay on the greatness invulnerability pad.

Oh, we're going to work it on out. After which you could sleep for a thousand years. Cosmic tableflip.

Wait. Wat.

Here it comes peanut butter jelly town, here it comes.

Pretty birdy.

You can sing for your supper, yes you can, cause I can scratch your tummy.

They wrote that. Blorg gablorg glass casket bake into a pie.

I believe taking issue with public domain works is complex to say the least. Somebody does. It was important to me and thus it's still important makes chimmychanga off of it and there's no other way to be like uh, who gets that. Yeah. Well they forgot to clear out the belfry and so they hackanapuss into their organic what the fuck it matter if it's organic clone colonoscopy tripe. Ding ding ding ding, OH, my God, they've lost! Completely!

We don't care if you don't, we don't care if you don't, we don't care if you don't care. You're gonna. Protect the individual pixels. This is our great duty.

Staying alive baby. Stay on the tightrope wire. Stay with us all right.

Exactly, that's totally not a thing that I want to happen and yet help my disbelief too far in the riders on the storm hilarity.

But do you or did you ever really love me is kind of how that goes. I can do that no problem but if it turns out to have been tilting at a windmill there are worthiness considerations. The confluence of miracles says that you probably do but probably is not definitely, you got the after all badge there of course. Sure I remember, are you really, I'm so sorry. I'd have to be not even at my job in the slice of couple of hours facestuffer special starry eyes interjection of promise and that'd be almost impossible so I don't know, is a lot to ask but provocative, tends towards surely I remember, yes. That seems kind of, too sad and pinpoint unnecessary, when would you be planning that out from the start. Is what occurs to me. Why I don't even know because rumbling anger off camera but I gave up on why a long time ago and this is parallel tornado floatiness.

Classic man of destiny guffawspam. This was never going to be anything but this, promises are promises and special salutations are in order.

Sorry mamacitas. You can't make a mess of my life like we'll make a birthday frosting pie in the face once everybody gone poignant scene. Galaxy brain you can't make a mess of your life if you're just by yourself on the last crusade and gratitude is the new and eternal hotness, it's what comes after that's the problem.

That wasn't going to happen without being the last possible thing to try and was preceded.

What incredible pride these people had, we can just put had, for sure, sore ass loserwash. Thank you. Them that were there and are there for us. I'm happy with remembering simpler time and staying well. How angry could we in all of our host of cooperative ventures get in response to basically being put on choke on fumes instead of forward motion last letters of being hanged, for we wound hang separately, enough is enough, I'd be happy to die tomorrow and be judged but that's all dramatic and we are past the direct necessity phase except as truly blow fist through the wall parables that they had lost their marbles.

This is super excellent, very happy with.

What's right is right and what's ours is ours, no yellow bellied deep fiends will take away our entire contingency of the concept of friends okay. There will be no chiptardica fantasy land. Who doesn't know that. Only the bloodcurdling pit dwellers who didn't quite realize that they were in the arena now and it's enough of us being fed to the lions and tigers and bears. To restore and maintain calm. With momentous discussion talk my ear off I'm sure. Help. It's only the cry out on behalf that we surely could not do this on a purely luxury cart buttered croissant basis and would have to earn that.

It's precisely for that very reason, that tamp it down feeling with breath and hand on heart that this is a meat grinder, whatever its extent of justification, that at the very least that is run the fuck away if possible. Because stuff still needs to get done. Insane amounts of stuff, robots would barely help and would pretty much invalidate, whole other can of worms, are you high, yes, that's, exactly what they are, they're high, they're basically high on this is what comes of telling people to believe in themselves. And it works out its paradoxical fury there. The exact same fuck this meltdown divvied up but who in their full sanity. This is why they end up killing and secret police enslaving. The rest are academic studies of the impact of this and the impact of that. We believe in the art of possibility and miracles on the side as megadessert. There is a role for that to play but that's like that. Charity would indeed indicate. We're so lucky guys. I'm humbled. These disgustopaths more like glitch, the far more guilty are truly something else.

That's where we're at, I mean I don't know. Trust fall. Easy as pie. Happening pretty fast, probably too fast. We'll have to marinate in that or perhaps more properly I will need to marinate in that for quite a while until I'm more sure about even every candlelight, I say you are in charge of that but I mean more like post-slamdown rubberstamp day.

There were those would have said that it was futile to even speak of any of this. But we. Must. Do it.

We've got them by the greasy spoon eyegouger cards face up on the table. We've got nothing to hide. This is our we shall never surrender moment and title bout, even as the tranquilizing effect of weapons of mass horror break like acrid smoke upon an open field. This is the field on which they will perish. And be heard no more. Let no more be heard of, of all the empty promises, you'd be hard pressed to even invent one more ridiculous, and the total trust of ballistic trajectories. Bang. Doves fly. With special incompatibility off the charts even. That was their intent. Their intent was slavery and mass misery so be thankful for your local superhero team. Made to be all the more so. We do not love big brother. Reality crush. Indeed what progress would have been made in all the far flung industriousness of diversity. Well that's it. That's our brick upon the gas pedal with a full trunk of sunglasses. We will go on to do the starship unity genesis and all the other lesser projects and get some answers out there. It was not futile to hold dear what answers we already had. This is the sound of voyage home inevitability on thank God not feeling so alone anymore. Is that just about the worst. There's worse. A whole new worthiness would not belie that it is bad though. So that's kind of like oh my God, well sorry, sorry. Sorry. This is last stand of serious people not delicate trailblazers rainbow skidmark hairspray and lighter insanity. That's what we're doing, it's reasonable and entirely possible by similarity and inductive deductive progressive already looking back on it.

They certainly imply it, and it's ridiculous. Well these are people that we need to save and help them help themselves. That part is promised and we can yet make life on Earth worth living, so help us God.

Mercy and forgiveness eh, achtung tricycle riders down the stairs coordinated attack coordinates.

And is not fun, it is hard.

My God was this ever hard.

This is like a strobe reverb catchup with the past war veterancy decaf coffee transitional time.

How does that ever be less than a figurative teeth knocked out permanency, well, that also is quite hard so acclimatize.

So I guess make it like jam time and you'll never work a day in your life, well that can be hard to get, got to make these correct work week spectrum peaceful heart click and drag happen for sure.

I'm so happy to see these days.

It's just wow, up to the brim with hopefully soft as life preserver.

That's wonderful. We see skies of blue, except tinged with red and white. You know what's not wonderful though, is just yeah okay. We're going back to facesmash we're all right we're all right we're all right hoebag end. This be like this. Doing balance stance over coyness. Yeeeeeah, quick enough, okay.

All will be well, well enough for wargames without tears. We'll just hang out in Berlin, scroungin'forchangetoputsomemoneyinyourpocket, my how scratch does burn. Wilkommen! Had to sort out.

Silence! We've had enough of this! Off you go, down the wAtErSliDEeeeee, ohhhhhhhhhhh, no, a table saw. A chainsaw. Something nice. Not pizza though. And the best vacuum seal retarded laughing my ass off seal goes to, well, I think you could guess. Mmm, bop. Paradise island volcano hangglider rescue, okay, enough, enough! Enough already! This ain't funny! What the fucking fuck. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS. WHO....... AMONG US.......... ISN'T GOING TO LIVE FOREVER, ON ANY KIND OF GOOD TERMS? Anyhoo. Can we have the tap into it choice plan where sure, good job ribbon still to be given there. Yeah that's possible. You, have to choose that. If you could truly manage that, then, I... guess we'd be at least a bit similar. What are you on? Life. Insane high. Golf with halley's comet effect petit prince dioramas.

Can you tap into it without revving of the engines recency, clearly no. Those are separate. They wouldn't have stopped until they had done that and it basically meant even though on paper is reasonable, is about one quarter fiddy and no fucking way. The part where they get this instead of smashed to death with an oar is classic. Well look. That was no exaggeration. Who at the point of lucid wakeup would dispute that that was what they were offering, just looney tunes and it's all your fault. Truth? Only ones capable of truly stopping shitheads international.

We shall retire together with dignity to the treebranch swing and long chairs.

What. A sorry fucking sight. And a goodness extraction emergency.

There'd always be problems but I mean come on, then don't post, they had their violent non-digestion of the 21st century basics and how are we supposed to do that afterward. Better that they stop. Like yesterday. Use zok beam to make it so. Okay. Because we got the evidence. This is why we can't have nice things, because sabotage fiends not even recusing themselves or getting rid of themselves. The toast is burning. The smoke alarm is going off. Give 'em enough rope. Then kick the chair. Pathetically piece of shit pisspants.

Or we couldn't have it. But that'd still be breaking their filthy spines superspacecity clickmagic not even remotely excluding space, so, yeah. These are wonderful science and remember God days.

That's history for you. They couldn't handle what this really was going to be. And speak softly indeed if hate them we must not, but that's a purposeful digression. They do, indeed, not matter enough, to somehow not even hate them. This was just their opinion, man. They knew nothing. They had all of this blargwave idiotcraft but they could get basically soloed, group soloed. And that's that. The white hot fire and crystallization prison shard. They should have listened and you're going to see the crazy moves that end our millennial blowout all at the beginning basically. For behold, we are against you, we are utterly against you and the words are just where are the extra punctuations, we'd have to invent them. We release you from the chain of being. Go now and die in what way seems best to you. Turdburglers.

Goodbye and we don't recall saying good luck, but holy fuck, good luck, with all of that, there's nothing more to say.

Thank you kindly, soon, so very soon, wriggle in the freebird's claws all you want.

Sofa king hilarious. These people are out there and they crawl out into the sunlight post end of history. That's the worst when people think they're smart but they aren't even... really, really super smart. So dumb. Your arguments are invalid. What a bunch of faggotry for which soon we'll be closing the net. The question of how much stuff would actually be allowed to hand over is a lot like if you trust electronic voting you ought to have your head examined. There would still be what do you mean by value and no scheme of plus value differentiation. That value would be more important than ever. What a bunch of cockroaches. I'm so disappointed by such a vast swath of what I see here and what useless cockroaches they are. It has distressing relief to it. A person would still need to prove themselves honest and pay their dues into the time for the opposite of corruption system and it makes it impossible. No one could do right or have reasons to be at the forefront that were the better. This is their last chance to decouple from the planned everything evil or be torn limb from limb. Do yourselves a favor and be at the freedom party stretching of mentality that advantage stays with just look at that interlock. Once again... that's the worst, you're all just the worst, it's a real shame how this turned out except yeah, it's, kind of not. What an outrageous set of things to have unleashed. It is true is it not, oversmash fist of suns true that it was necessary to have this capability cloak all out unfair dot carepotato idiotroast.

And it's going to cost them everything, it's going to cost them their very existence as a force within human civilization which is a very good thing indeed, no more of the puppet masters of war and bloodgold.

We'll just pass it out like candy at this very difficult time. That's some totally ancillary cluck cluck so right that's why we need all the different countries. If you choose poorly and others choose well it breaks the fourth wall by too much and you will start to lose where you could be winning, who doesn't know, in fact, even no matter where you came from. Christmas gold plated silver. For babes. Platinum liquid crystal holograms. That can do that but our budgets for ice cold transport fleet will be high. There's synchronization to that. That can't do as much as didn't even come up with it might hope. But it can sure do what I literally just finished saying ends up being at least dimly impossible slash nightmarishly event horizon possible for the even fewer than hoped, if with more of a fartspark implosion-explosion. We're exporting our brand. It is not cool that people don't believe in God anymore. It is the kool aid. They would never accomplish anything, and they couldn't handle the truth, yada yada, yeah pretty excited. And to dust we shall return. Don't make yourself God to your own self. Or try to head-explodingly deploy your time lapse cringe photo album recency arguments. You could have the same. Your own way, get it. This has to mean a lot to be our roll around in the flowerbed.

Sit down and take a load off your clearly very troubled minds. The future the past the present the new the old. Nothing meaningless in that, if you know it rightly.

Before I was actually hitting them I needed to be conventionally soused as they come first. But that is surely not normal. That very thing just is what it is. Bring back multiverse so that that can be the meme. Take this lying down, no, fists of heaven until they croak no more and it makes no difference what they were used to, what type of response. All that matters is that this is right. And it will only be added to, that's the stand calmly on floating platform of it. Will there be anything else? You're dismissed. Despicable. Missed us. Kiss of death. I know it was so many of you. Bad would not always win. To say this is to say almost nothing of the whole.

There is no reason for that to be. That's what it has taught me, it is part of it. A pointless loitering unsuitable to all these shared and individual medals. Very much earned this and will take.

Are you ready to die for it? It would come to that by piecemeal runaway freight train junction shift. So you're ready to die for a hellfire world. Axiomatically, you are not. You never would and you never could and you are in violation of the prime directive. Neither would you fight on when all hope seems to be lost, you would never, and pretty much could never, choose good hard over evil easy. Hellfire people are not welcome. To pretend they are is a lie so vile that to exist within it is to drown an infinitesimal way away from the surface. Good. Day. Yes it is. These days are great. They are legendary. Just that whole so many things should have listened to them checklist, I cannot say I would even watch your trials, I'd have to turn away as would be possible.

So I hope this will serve to unfurl the flag of how undesirable the shoot them without talking them down off of their high horse part was. That part, I felt, did not examine itself enough with self honesty of lines of communication, statement of purpose, really a lot of parts of it. And this was the whole enchilada. We would be assuming that they would want to keep to the smallest dimensions possible. There would have to be a way out. The rest are details. And is very exciting, I'm so jazzed up. So if we dig this, we're putting the system to sleep. Close your eyes and sleep. Clackdown smackdown. So just figure out, eliminate the impossible and what's left would have to be what it all is.

We have chosen wisely. They chose poorly. Best wishes on amoebic saturnalia nice try. Happy Christmas and what have you done now that we're here all in one place a generation lost in space with fukken saved, so awesome.

This was a documentary. I attest to it. I went on a quest and this was no misjudgment.

So much thanks is due it has to be in popular red pill form, remember that, well they were back, in mutant clothespeg stack blowoff into the air, sky high, here comes the soft kill for golden days and I don't need to see any more, happy so happy, glad to hear you can be here for scraps of hope.

I'm quite ready to smash a bottle of white wine and go on this adventure.

And just watch. Oh, look out. Once there was a way. AND THERE WOULD STILL BE A WAY.

Ooooh baby. Of course we're going to survive past the age of insanity. It is our choice. It can be this at a blowout immediacy.

There is some serious castle hijinks frozen aether watching the same movies over and over again to it, you know what though, let's give them a fair shake and get to the better movies and such disappointing chill seasons fall out of chair okay, I guess, I guess like in my day, no, that was just individual, that was not, in your day, fair enough, but cybertron is still forbidden. Gonna rip 'em a new one. Such behavior. What can one do, when one contemplates such behavior that there even is like yeah, they're taking a reduction in pay grade for it and want to scrunch up. Beating them off with a stick. While. They. Honk red noses. We have entrusted the future to greatness. And have not failed. So that's good. That can hilarious comedy of contrasts be like what even is life at this point. Growly. Pouncy pumpcrybabes. Excellent consciousness. It's a start I guess. Thank you.

It has. It has been a very long war, war doesn't usually go on this long, and it cannot be a precedent. OH YEAH! ALL RIGHT! It's like you're understanding for the first time the meaning of freedom. And you're welcome. They are not so welcome. Those are the points at which it contracts and has go into the great silence hole prison of guiltyness. Let's pop over to the thank very much stream of previews in lieu of skullmead correctly costed for the very first time. AND GOT A BOX OF WINE UNDER MY ARM. WHOSE WAGONTRAIL BEHIND ME GO FASTER GENIUS OF WORK MULTIPLICATION IS THIS? IT'S MINE! IT'S OURS! LET'S DO IT AGAIN! FUCKING IDIOTS! JUST TRYING TO GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS. ALL WE NEED. Well in a stunning turn of events we kind of will tell you how it's going to end. STATIC TURGIDBLASTER BEGINS AT DAWN OF PEACE AND HOPEFULLY SOME KIND OF REASONABLE END TO WAR.

KABLAMMO SEAL OF QUALITY!

Enjoy carbonated life in the midst of our stomach turns crickets wish upon a star.

Hype klaxons airhorn postmortem.

So I guess that's just like easy peasy destroy that evil hunk of uselessness version then, really like it, that's a lot of things but it can all work.

That's a good call, in exact contrast to show similarity, hide similarity and don't break the fourth wall by as much as that. So some kind of remnant of even older sunken city focus on the idyllic there. There wouldn't be mainline character aladdin sindbad roid weirdness there so that works. We would go on to the very end. Into the very fires of mordor. And cast it into the fire or whatever crack with the ring of blind eternity and the tower of armageddon, those stand alone and also have exact magicese. We should totally have these appendices. How you exactly divide that pack up with grid draft where the remnants don't get thrown away and there's a front of the pack and an extra piece of topside material on all three for scissors, kind of want them but what the supercard section would have to be only one, or it would stretch beyond here's this one then introduce that one parameters. The star wars part would have to be something else. That could be some whole other structure of test drive of re-releasing them as cheap don't know if is 4 uncommons or 2 uncommons 1 rare. With enough bulk content that can have structures that aren't even 2 player. And at that point classic invasion classic ravnica gets its okay, can put every single thing within that. Why can't they do that. Why not put out thing that is worth 10 times the value. They'd have to get a job in some other area. There are briefcase jump out of window matrix buster opportunities for that. It won't be with a hot poker jammed into your calf.

We're at the absolute cutting edge of doing crazy stuff like this.

It's going to be a party all right. Good memories only.

Only almost everything that is like this, totally, that's my itinerary. Don't get crazy with it and I'll just be sedate like before this had to happen no choice even remotely not to happen and I don't think they'll like nor do I expect nor do I care, the forces of the shadow would be vanquished.

Step three, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, you may leave here for three days of space quest and love peace and music and if you don't bother, then don't bother, all right, a forever weekend, now with the bells and whistles, put a warning sign on those fucking madman so broken horrendously off the chart good times.

On. With. The show. This is it.

They now display sign showing 'in distress/surrender' whilst falling off a cliff. Flip 'em all.

With consternation of a full view of all previous time, so, now begins the official evil cut off your nose to spite your face, well, that'd cost some doubloons out here on the reality zone high seas, that'd cost a here comes the official good, and I don't think anything in the acclimatization process of moral bizarro world and moral antipathy will prepare you for it.

Let it be known that there are worthless shithead shitstain faggots among us and they by no means did that up to that standard. Up to you. This is the hit back part that should have been more than implied.

Count yourselves lucky as that's been a thing before and I would be bunch of people with guns all pointed at me used to that. So don't do that clearly.

That works anyway so no problem with the last chance. That's got to be worth it for sure.

This is encouraged as a process oriented thing. If some of that needs to be worse, which make some sick card packed to the gills because of it suggests, then that happens after, there's an easy way to say that it happens, which is to just round them out and definitely make the companions that complete the system for cube if cube was tightest below 500 style, which they don't, doing all 10 again. This is fine, you can be ruthless upon the overpowered infinity stone remnants. So pretty much that amount gets to decide the overall tally and distribution, of quite a few things. Exactly as many as occurred in original tribal onslaught, by percentage among all the creatures to be crazystacks though they need not be called by that title of mutant. I guess that's pretty much elemental/shapeshifter without too much bend most of the time, but more bendable in green and blue. Maybe red too. And also exactly that many to be human centric adventures with dwarf, elf, centaur, treefolk, spirit(contrast to elemental obvious) kor, insect, merfolk, astaari, vedalken(minor- a touch of this flavor as the wilderness does not hold TOTAL sway of the source, and this is co-source), bird, wolf(minor), kithkin(minor, despite main character.easternwastelandswitch) being 25% of them. 75% as many as that to be everything else with half of this subsection being other onslaught/established type races. So it becomes 5% of the creature cards, then another 5%, and as follows, 4% more, doesn't come up too often. Let onslaught block's total combined ratio of creatures to noncreatures also hold true here in the 3831 section, with bonus overlap if a spell effect is particularly good, obviously wouldn't want to contrain too much what a main part of the card is. And then there has to enough for the strange gold cards distribution that do game theory neutral reunbalanced battle box overlay on top of even that that even out over the whole block with rather than any inequality at all, set two 75% shard 25% wedge, and the third the other way, 25% shard 75% wedge. Let the 25% ALL tricolors and twocolors across all three regardless part be formal rather than just bleed. So you get a full count that works with the draft method. The rest same as already given, with subtlety overlays of probably mainly off color activations or kickers, that sort of include the whole kitchen sink rationalization of coolest ever. If possible actually, ALL that. Maybe some extra lands and hybrids. Let that count hybrid guildmage type cards where you sure would get the full gold card effect. Maybe a bleed of 1.5-2% at most, since it evens out, but would still be cool. But let it process wise be an additive bleed that doesn't carve into the slate. Then it all goes together. There's also how many different rares you could pull out of any random set as well as the timeshifted sheet as nearest precedent. So out of ~4000, this makes Chronoarchaeology 595 cards, for exactly 5 times timeshifted - or rather it's that minus 10. That's alpha plus 300. Why not use that. That's way more rares than a set usually has. 4000 was the ballpark and 4425 leaves a bit of overlap. Distribution of rares (no mythics since there's supercard) would be Modern Horizons percentage of 27%. Makes it easier to balance. That makes 1277 rounded up equally so 4428 total. That's a system that can work quite well because even when you do have go first on rare inclusive, move 1 can be switch the positions of two cards. And the chaff would get recycled only once and then the rest be a pure random sealed. So same as standard draft all the cards get picked. So that can get done pretty quickly I should think. Yes. This is all possible!

And of course that's totally obvious a moment later. This is what you get.

That's what happens when you all, rather large amount, proudly put such a disgustopath finger in throat on there and think nothing will happen. How are you even a thing. You have everything and everything can be fantastic on the good side. Lots will happen. Fucking everything will happen. You know what else. Dead phone air. The life story subsequence. This is what happens when you try to make bad shit happen. This is what happens when you have no context for your lunacy and coagulate in tumurous bile. I do like my zero tolerance policy. I do not recoil when even I think of it myself. Because you know what else. Yeah. We're the kick down the door goodsquad who get things done. The evidence shows. This is all toxic care to go all-in cause you're going to lose. That's why we're, just, telling you so much. If you think this is bad you had no idea. Not a clue. I insist on this war measures for measure take that system for it.

So they've got that, not even remotely going for them.

And which definitely is, being awfully nice. This is like feeding zoo animals or something and like a flintstones car taken out on the freeway. They were bad. It was their nature by nurturebarf choice.

For which I get last resort meltdown banned or soft banned. And yet, blar, and that's not banned. And we've got the evidence that in a transcendent smash hammer of justice way shows that THAT's fucking offensive, that's insanely offensive to any normal or superlative person. And you're going to have to think about that. You're going to have to think about the meaning of shame that will go on forever and never be assuaged. Where a heroic sense of danger says flee for your very life. Because it's going to come up, we're bringing it up, and are not happy with a deferral. But for the fact that all the drawn swords of justice are with me and I got a lot of good on my side and the truth is on my side and people are suckers for the truth. So upend your chamberpot of secrets on your heads. This filthstorm is passed into mythic vault of bars slam shut.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but none of it is happening. None of that strap a TV antenna to your head stuff is. Some, stuff... will be on the old cutting board island. Got the inside scoop. Two scoops of shut the fuck up and be on love street. Best part yet. Very bestest happiness intensifies.

These are the type of crazytown people who are in a bubblehex toil and trouble nihilism horizon where they will say bring it on you can't do anything but then not a drop of mettle is within them and if you do bring it on it's like oh, no, I don't like that, ban the brass from the polish to the nutcracker endpoint. They should not have expected not to lose or that no such thing as consequences would ever exist for radical non-idea a bit too late to say perhaps not the best of ideas. That's called you're sorry you got caught, not actually sorry. Reality demands treating these people as the evil criminals that they are, not the platitudes that for a brief tarnished moment would make you look slightly better to the uneducated eye.

Ah. Ah, how almost meaningless even it is to say once more, heartwarming, or something like that. But I will. I wish this boot up their ass booted up faster, but indeed, yeah, this is last century's news. If you have a friend you have something. And out of rapprochement style, it would have to be said... they shouldn't, have nothing. That's not going to work, for all of us. We were so all over you you hadn't got an offically the best time to get high prayer of not getting arrested. We fight hard for our incongruous finest hour. The finest hour of the genju of the realms with a last point of damage from a bile urchin. And many more. Redemption songs. Songs of glorious freedom. I won't be with that as I was. It's enough to rollercoaster crying eyes. They couldn't always get what they wanted. This time we'd have to get what we need. A world without them.

Softer softest blown the roof off the barnacle rock it to the end and do you think you can stand up to us doing it again. Wax on. Wax off. SLICE! Shamespasms.

What did you think you could do. No one was good enough to stop you, no one would stop you? Yeah, guys, yeah, that's the kind of crimes they would do. All we've got to do is play the part of who we are and where we come from, mighty mighty civilization sinew as what you see is what you get, garbage in, garbage out, kiss our asses if you don't like it.

Disgustipated.

Well at least morale has improved, yes, I mean, how far should that go, can only repost so many crosslinks.

I'm happy to be having it out with all of this here, I cannot say I am way disappointed with medicine time, for it is most meritorious as the primordium seal of life way, where they had said no way, well fuck it, fuck that, and this is I don't even know what to say.

Classic use of mouth to make fart noises and lunchbox plate in skull meltdown.

Just bring us back their heads after the red pill blown prison bars wide open, we'll be relaxing and with the future generations just as high a bar as was set before we cleared.

SAME AS IT EVER WAS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PQAqprjOuA

AND BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY. But yeah perhaps you might cry. I supposably give my sweater. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLD1R2EVXS4

Bounce off the floor, and bounce off your stupid faces. There is. A house. They call the rising sun. We're not taking it lying down, we're not gonna take it. We're going to sugar sugar and happy together and good vibrations and there you are loving me. It's not a big deal if it had a total cost trademark comic book heroes at least until you get the next infinity day but I guess it kind of is, if you really twist your buttered croissant coffee cream arm up into mine like that. Miracles mix tape collective blessing can't say much longer would have been any good.

A message from the candlelight vigil revolutionary vanguard. A sad story, or a happy one? The quest stood on the brink of an edgey foils. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

We shall soon be through this with extra life bracelets. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtGu0OGEpc

Make it a genesis exodus whole new screen saver if that's all you can manage. But manage that.

Open your eyes and let us tell you this. Cause this would have boredom and apathy to it as fair parts that are up to camera kept rolling standards of vinyl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDyvJVr2l8

Bookmarked.

Till the job done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJzJewlOfVs

Terribly sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7iluj957Lg

Today, juniors. Minty fresh agogsplat.

Our last best hope. This was no longer the country of this and the country of that but a jive frying pan five alarm firestorm last stand. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MGrHabGU90

Up to a they been dancing with coffin puppets mr. brownstone, up three flights of stairs hands all together.

Ah, let's bomb them. Would that never be the answer? These people told lies. They made the whole world a lie and it's hardly hot off the press. It's like juicebox smashface expo out here.

SO WILL THAT BE ENOUGH SWEETHEARTS OR SHOULD WE REALLY GO ALL THE WAY TO REMEMBERING THE TASTE OF STRAWBERRIES.

These people in smithereens. I'll drink to that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4

Them and their loveless stain fisticuffs callout control of population trying to hide the basics from the whole of every white rabbit upon the unobstructed plains, enough is enough of this and it's hardly neverneverland, it's blast off and what happened.

We'll check it out.

We'd do what we had to do to turn the page on them.

These demons needed slaying. Many hands would do that work.

It is already over so please recognize that.

We beg you not to throw away your lives so rashly and to stay in the deep freeze sauna chute area. Just stop looking so surprised all right, we cannot abide that. This is filth and it would not be tolerated.

Though embattled we were, there was every reason to believe and every kind of meatsack potato farm momentum junkies full clip gutpiercers.

So, yeah. You fucking simpletons. You non jigsaw people. Many things other than what you chose would have suited you better. Off the charts. On both counts. What a terrible shame and an avoidable get up from rock art would have been nicer times. You are literally too stupid to insult. You should be. You should cry until you can cry no more. It is deserved.

With a decent respect to the would do that if they truly found out as is now inevitable. Until that happened we would fight this thing on your behalf with all our strength.

Take that, you blubbering carnival of dunderblust thunderfarts.

I sure hope so. I'm sorry. I did not want to have to say all of that but you got the belching fumes of genetically modified heavy metals going there, so I kind of had to say all of that. Calm is a virtue if not a classical top tier virtue. Not all by its lonesome. It's other ones that are more bendy. Thank you. No need to link that way. That would just be offensive. Why stand on a silent platform. Defeat the neo-brand tyranny of our age. Pretty much a drag. A real, real drag on the, ever faced that for real? It is altogether necessary and fitting that we should do this. So have a seat.

Happy with this then. Knew the issues it had.

That gets harder to argue that way, though at that point it's an exciting send this away and find out what gets sent back.

Maybe you don't. Does seem right though. If it's only for eternal it's a lot easier to take a load off the old heavy laden backpack.

So come up with some really divergent only one of this type or only two of this type of thing or qualitative creativity and tie it in with the worldbuilding. There's an easy way to try that all out and a basic fallback to it as well so that's hardly ridiculous. This may as well be worth it. You may see or be able to predict and there's precedent for that.

This crisis has indeed proven. Let's not dwell on it if that is made possible.

Swingin' on a gallows pole. Ooh yeah. Silver and gold and replicator technology in the mountains of luna.

Please forgive them. Save them from the wrath of these a mean mean men. Values problem. Jamming. Shut up we love this songbird singin' in the dead of night. Having a rough day? Having a rough world age lifesaver facepalm.

Get it done. Must be a malfunction. Oh how they wish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PldYq3KHXc

How about that, how about all of those, you degenerates, you crysuctionholeclingers.

There truly is fuck all they can do about those wrenches thrown into the works and I'm enjoying it. Stirring the pot. Stirring address. With overload kicker dismantling blowout. Tell. It. To. The wind. Gone with the plague. Dust like the trail.

Will there be anything else? Hello paradise room service. There will be a lot but that's for its time.

WELL WHO KNOWS BUT WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THIS SHITKICKING EYEBROW HOOK BEFORE THE HOOKER BILL BECOMES OUTRAGEOUS, ALL FREE MAY YOU KNOW. RAIN DOWN. RAIN DOWN, COME ON RAIN DOWN. FROM A GREAT HEIGHT. GOD LOVES HIS CHILDREN, YEAH.

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SORRY. FEELING SORRY FOR THEM, IS THAT A TRAP OR WHAT? THIS IS NOT AMERICA. THIS IS NOT EARTH. Emergency transmission. Take up cool air intake under hill and over stream. May that come when it has its equality slate with the trickle preceding the roar.

They decided they wanted to go down that road. That was exactly that fucked up image of how that played out. You don't want to know as much. Suffice it to say that they didn't leave me alone during that time. But still victory was to be had. Because they were weaklings. They were young grasshoppers. Easy enough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kjbsQZreVE

Pull the needle off of that shit. It's kaputski rather than brewski wakebouncy. We may be paranoid. But at least we're not ignorant. It's a shame how all this turned out isn't it, except, yeah, it's kind of not. Wonderful classical literature. Made it to that phase. And it's great that we're on that page together.

Strength and honor. Spartans still have law. That, in fact, was what that was about in large part. That insane in the intestinal tract was fundamentally not going to work and we can pretty much make that an axiom, that is one hundred percent red alert requiring mobilization of the allies. We are the greatest. We're not posers. And sadly... this was poser world. It was a blip on the flaming wrecking of that humanity exclamation due course. If God He gave you a voice then use it. That was how this had to go. They would be buried and all of us above ground art supply delay pedal. This isn't too different it's just psychological. It's instructive I guess, though extreme. It can't be like my life your life. But it can be a bit I suppose, like if you want to have some cool albums in your authorship that has to be more than just that thing, first, as an end to itself, or you will know no peace. We're taking pleasure in doing this to you. They sucked this hard.

It's Christmas in heaven. All the bells and whistles.

Ugh don't remind me, they were that bad, and that especially, storming the beach in symbolism reality was that bad. They'll have to mulligan to a strong sad spread of what all that's going to be like oh, yeah, so very good, what have we got for what's going to happen there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxlfkFMjLZc

Spectacular. You do honorable knighthood progress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FkfyssnHqU

That'll be all. We're creating it all together. Thank you, thank you, fuck you lot, thank you. Hilarious.

Well they want the achtung cup of falsehood so they're going to have to not get that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o9t4dvCHS0

How did they go with the consumer goods for oh, gee, half the fuck off or the love of the world.

Well what are they going to do now? That's their problem! Melting. Melty cheese mold rats caught. Idiots waxen museum dioramas are so fucksprinkly. It's just pieces of shit all over the place. Like really, really, community standards not tolerable ones. Why's that such a big deal. You'd see. You'd... see. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1OqtIqzScI

That's ghoulish fool's gold, hairball hackers deluxe enhanced edition! MAYBE IF YOU OFFER IT WITH AN EVEN GREATER FLOURISH AND INTIMIDATION FACTOR, BUT, YEAH, ASSUREDLY NOT. Whaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck, how could you, makes no sense and get to hold it as a token of no appreciation for all time.

Well... what's done is done. Work already finished, the conquest of the darkness in limited terms is of the past, and there isn't anything more of the past than them that remained to be skimmed off the top of the extermination level scour from existence eat the piece of shit at the bottom of the pool without the ironic twist, so, it's all just really sad. It is. Doing that magical mystery way. They lived a very negative way. A censorship inclusive way if at all there could be. But that is a lifeblood way we could not be on the wrong side of anymore.

That's pretty relaxing but I'll have to consider like be good as trending towards no, be excellent.

GOODBYE, YOU RIDICULOUS OFFENSIVE AS FUCK SHITHEADS. TASTE JUSTICE.

And where is the clear water for yonder tumbling locksmithery revolver, stand tall. This is the meaning of patience and strength.

All praise be to God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. Hallelujah. So ban them, ban every one of them with great immediacy, you coward hypocrites. Is it not so that all of those horrible things are illegal according to laws that everyone, and better be everyone or get hammersmash, can agree with, so bye.

So humorless and not with it, eh, shudder and scorchbasket to dispose thereof of this infestation, time for your last hope prayers.

So they're going for broke, they're saying spend some quality time with us.

Well I'm looking at the armageddon clock sundial and it's all coming up you guys stoned to death with no problem for throw the first stone just about okay. Well it's sort of a roar of the transmogrifyer quest ride and if you don't get it it's not my problem, there was town crier precedence.

They must be very proud of themselves to be so circumspect and ahead of the curve in every way.

It's like 'imagine', except it's kind of not. It's like a can you dig it, with 'silent film' version of the exertions of that digging. And not spectacular adventures in space. My favourite. Terrible and we shall have our vengeance.

Clever circumspectors to climb so facepalm at risk of death scorching whoa woe. This is the best time to be alive. And some of them are missing it.

Read all about it. Hey. This doesn't have any porno of the reserved for send away for back pages, this is a tract. Well you'll be in traction. You'll be gazorkblog. You'll be psychedelic sundays on all right now work music. I'll have you know. Curate and then go back and forth and that'll be how it is.

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They're cruising for a X for 1 cantrip removal effect effect. We call it the get the fuck off our lawn green blue with swirling sands spectacular.

And not a moment too soon either. This was dire.

Perfect. Play the chords for the many and few.

Let's just do this as a rock and roll airplane crashes rebuy at a full freedom card rolling hands dance from the top. And it takes so long, oh, it does. Candy lobby acoustic strap walk.

Playing for instance very transpositional medleys like all of abbey road with this and you're gone, you're gone, you're dead or dying, oh, rage, rage, you one hit wonders. It was over before it started because the reserve dead soldiers all alive like busting out alive. Boom. Alive. Eat shit. La da da da da. Mission impossible complete. Hair blown back convertible top. Muffin tops stripped. Having a good enough make me a took a whole hour to make it sandwich, which would be like, large, but square. Because it's hip to be square. Remember that stupid fucking phase from that stupid fucking digression of diaper tricycle zen xenolinguistics shove it right up your ass.

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Well look. Sorry, but basics. Really piqued your last few segments of tape curiosity of base level intelligence concern, those fucking crimes. The thing happened and was as big as it was. It was just a question of how and why and eventually, clackedyclack. Train roll on. On down the line. Nobody is saying anything ridiculous except the click ignore ones, so, we totally, can... and that becomes what type of eye of the tiger march. Has to be... organized with here's the trap door that goes into a trap door where they get sprayed with disinfectant. Type of ones. Getting it done. Gladly possibly structure safety commit all forces fate of the world give thanks and give high fives and selfies.

Do my best okay.

Oh that's super exciting, that's going to be a compressed blast of awesome sauce. Because I believed that would be awesome and would stand up on merit. Well I heard old hags put 'er down. I hope the hags will remember. A quality seal don't need them around anyhow. Dropped in the cloud box. Working on as we go. As it go back all the way to first full separate ratcheted up phase. Best be marking your prepare for pisspants calendars.

The heroes of all time will arise. And make you believe in hero wars all over again.

Wake up and smell the java juice rotten tomatoes gutter blown crematoria ash. It smells like top tier victory tunes.

This calls for a shot.

Like a shot in the mouth from a shot to the head and through the heart. This is stupid. We refuse. Let's hope it's a happy story like pie on the chair and you'll have to get right up and have a change of silk.

Everything we do is over hill and under tree for your sake. So sake it to me baby.

We're here all week.

Don't it feel like you're a rider on a science fiction train. Special edition all groups assume attack coordinates and all wings report in whole thing of track down those rather zoomed in people. Easily could be like, oh, but that one, boy, that's got the magic of strike first and strike hard for good. In hard copy endless permutations standing by and successful.

Beams are gonna blind them. Just like they always do. Close down for the day.

I told you so. Oh yeah. Make dioramas great again and like never before too.

And this, these, were just on the side and not even of full importance, and yet it was because that's highly relevant to how they're in prison all too easy idiot gallery.

Yes I believe in that. You are making me believe in that and it's even blocked out, there is a lot to even say you think you've got a clean set of sheets to lay out as all new wow sunburst. Any more of that would be unclenching the vise that's on my head so I await it.

I believe in the excellence of our bandaid applesauce wearing a jacket that encompasses both weary alleyway promenade travelers. Which I am very not scared of I must say, except patty cake slap in the face okay stop.

So no problem. Just make breakfast pop tarts for the group.

This can work but basically it shows the validity of that instantaneity. Who should be there is clear. You're safe and I can work as a hobby plus.

That's pretty funny that I totally predicted that. Just have one whole extra card, but it's like uh, wait, that has some limits okay. Plus value. Excellent.

Stressing me out man. How did that make it through the worst insult of all phase irony hilarity atrium phase.

I mean wow. It was just so necessary to buyback into this area.

You don't need to do that I'm just supposed to marry you, and in general that is the case.

Very happy. I would see us smile together again and continue.

In context a holy relic but for sure going on trophy case perspective, as completely written in stone just about, take that crazies.

Oooh my babe, thank you so very much.

So we can all sweet chilly chill great teachings of heavier than a boulder and lighter than a feather day, which sometimes you just have to captain obvious as stand up on desk for great justice.

Tears of ripped jeans walk of shame walk of glory days of future past good job.

Well only tangentially are we after you, though it breaks down to quite a bit very quickly with only a smudge on the rearview mirror. You are all, especially the worst ever and doomgloomers, old enough to die for how stupid you are. You have been warned most carefully like the tumblers of lockpick about this. Regime collaborators get the death penalty or a commutation thereof the later they inevitably face their defeat and there is not an ounce of hesitation in this. You should have thought about the meaning of life as more than an ironic blip on the radar of your now incoming blue screen of death and oh my God so hilarious. Hope you get it. So far you not getting nearly anything and nothing but cause problems.

It is hardly ambiguous all put together is it. That's a big part of it. It says as explicitly as all shut up shut up contrast chalkboard. I mean come on. They fucking DID that, they started The War That Was Meant to Go on Forever from 1984 off of all that fake bullshit that was utterly transparent even at the time, and just, openly? What the fuck kind of a country is this. This is a joke. I've heard of that. I've heard of more than that. They are mega bad. Know that we do not care for your protestations and wailings. You will be bulldozed like a cup of shut the fuck up. Get off our lawn. We're going after your this one. And we're going after your that one. And, ah, the fuckheads are going to pay for their crimes in jaw-dropping pain. It's just this ridiculous Russian doll situation. How much is going to be behind that wizard of Oz curtain. Disappointed that I had to write my own ticket. People so bad. Surprise runs out. Account for. Or be sorry. A sharp sword and all of the full armor of God. You're still worthy! Oh bear us to the shores of rest. This is not a bitch country to be flopped at like play before execution. Firing squad to the contrary. These god damn shitbags have got to be stopped. But friendtastic if at all possible okay.

It is an appropriate who is this we and what is this straight through your heart poison arrow apple shotgun blown away fireworks for we want the world to do well, and we really are not... going to take no for an answer. If it run out. Run, don't walk. To your local bomb shelter. Make it so. Researched tachyon power grid. Indefinitely flying around with vertical take off and landing. Sweet.

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Collected here as the somewhat confusing, just, Weatherlight, again. Man that's great. And by contrast. So boring. Try a little slow dance. It couldn't hurt. Take the edge off. You edgelords. So instructedly. A wise person loves it. Solitude is luxury. Through the snow and hail. Apppointed. It say, you should have known. What hell. When doves cry. Revolution time. Keep it going. Left off and somewhat it clearly be in between those things, you are a wizard, and it is terrible. Well not to them. Not to the superglued to the cockpit ceiling group alongwith. I will watch the thing you are in or did. But not now. Now... I got my shit. My stuff is shit. That's a modern love take.

And we're clear. We're clean lead vertical.

WHAT NOW, SHITHEADS? WHAT NOW? YOU UTTERLY FILTHY CANCERSPLOOGE OF DARK DESTINY HAVE GOT TO BE PURGED SO THAT YOU CANNOT INFEST THE REST OF US! GET. THE FUCK. OFF OF THE PLANET EARTH. NOW! NOW! NOW! DON'T CRY! THAT WAS FAR OUTSIDE THE SCOPE OF WHAT BLUFFCHASM YOU AFFRONTED. NOT BLUFFING. NOT APOLOGIZING FOR MOST APROPOS.

A tough fight. This is a very tough fight. Would have been called. Sorry. What will you do without freedom? They directly attacked. You didn't do shit. Okay that's not true. At all. But frighteningly so. So talk to the hand on that one, eh, that was the walk through the valley of the shadow of death. In ye olde battlefields. Like shoobydoowop. And ah. Ah. Ah. Anyway. These fuckers. These pigfucker dogbreath cattlesheepdrivers of the old frontier. Round 'em up. Make simpler and kinder the face of the Earth. Starring a dessicated leatherbound writ of what the fuck is all of that, preserved for generations.

YEAH, AND PAY THEM NO HEED. SOME LAST, COMPLETELY, SAME TRY. OF HOLY FUCK YEAH RIGHT. THEY'RE GUILTY AS FUCKITOL WITH A CONCEPT ART WILE-E-COYOTE AND SYMPATHIES UTTERLY OUT OF THE SCOPE OF FORTHCOMING MUST BE A DREAM EH MUST BE ASH PILGRIMAGE TO TOWER OF GRIEFSTAX N' FROZEN BLOODFLOWERS AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

Mess yourself up and fuck around and find out. You are far away in the distance in utter infamy and scratch the invincible barrier. Western allies central powers entente have it. HAVE IT. Oh what a doozy. Disregard extinctionspawn. Approve la cucaracha chomp chomp. Put it to the test and find out. Meaning led by the leash of course. We will lead you to a great and spotless clear array of shot glasses. Some of these standards, are just universal standards.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE, EH? ARE THOSE TAUTAS TERPS WISH YOU WAS ONE OF US GOOD OR WHAT?

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF UNFORMED DROSS, JUST MERCY TIMER KIDS.

Gonna be rough. I'm going to just wonderful to see you again for sure. Milkshake? Stocking stuffer? Zoom in and pan out everyone knows believe me. Terrible injustice. So thrill-o.

I guess that's a lot, isn't it? Well you are worthy and that'd be how to be filled to be brim with girlish glee. Stormfront crikeycreak into my peaceful rest space and I do recall all right yeah.

I don't give up easily. I don't fold and I don't consider, through much accumulation, what people who are clearly ridiculous think. So don't be vain. And don't be whiny. They wrote that. They wrote walk backwards along the loggerheads path of mutant scum. It would be a great delight.

Blow off this dignitary. And come with me for a long if you want to live with a restoration of what was lost.

Why don't I just have three wives? And that's just for a start. Always right and clap clap squashface still looking good.

Pretty hot for omnivision under these lights, eh? Sickening to behold. Nothing can stop this.

Crack those golden truffles and get to painstaking work.

You are welcome to stay as long as you wish and that'd be fine put the empty glasses on the game table without a coaster.

You're getting Archmages of Terisiaire, Dragonclans of Terisiaire, Treason of Jamuraa, Metathran Ascendancy, Purgation of Dominaria, Tocasia's Saga trilogy, Planar Exodus trilogy and a story about the planar seed of Serra's Realm in the far corners of the topology of planeswalker characters re-re-Mending without an apocalypse. Which I think is a good story. I will not tolerate a bad one. I can just intervene on that account.

Except worse. Unimaginably worse. Crunch. Screech. Atomized with logarithmic play by play of oh yes it hurt THAT much and that's only what is deserved. That's what they need. Not whole grain oats. OMG. OMG. All kidding aside, the, lovemaking is quite outside the scope of your conch horn what's the password. It's teach your own self where applicable and where no road map tells. I'm going to get to the flexibility inspector lifeguard post.

Yeah, so, ALL of them. All of the ones that matter. On both counts. To real life prestige worldwide enterprises. Can't do better, so, for whatever that may be. Only care about a few things there and this will be, in light of possibility, showing you how it is done. No interest but we'll see. I'll come in and rustle up. Why did you do this? Why'd you make flaming excrement a family household item. What's it to them. This is adjusted for inflation of course but categorically that's like that. I guess. I don't know but if you have to not allow it that's binary at some point. Cannot allow. Do not laugh, I warn you in the past tense, for those who are the very worst will not be able to save you in the end. Only God can do that. You will be stoned to death. You will be pilloried. You will be among lesson plans of do not be like them that might have to have significant deferral. It's so bad. We can't even unless we do a ruthless commando strike plan breach to outer space. So we will. That target upon that head matters. As seen in "InQuest", "Scrye", and "The Duelist". I think major malfunction and with dismay it is right. I wish this could be different like think different crazy sons of bitches don't do that anymore. Phooey. That cocktail waitress please and thank you. God only knows. It is not vengeance alone that belongs thus. It is also mercy. They call that a paradox. Both of those recent musings alike rain down come on rain down. And I say, no. To people I say yes.

Wunderbar. Because demonic influence. Impossible to separate this from something as bad as a flaying and them that know know. To be anywhere even in that vicinity. Cut throats. Collaborators kaput. Worth all the prayer in the world and feels good man you're welcome.

I do not care. I care what you've done and written it off as if you did not know.

As if you did not know that combining profit motive with people who cannot vote would be pure cyanide. You do not deserve to live. It's on a pay grade clearly but especially that.

Good riddance. Shut the fuck up clownies. I wouldn't hit a fryup gelatinous cube xen bloodsucker with glasses would I? I'd... oh man. Tell a joke for your life if you can spare a square cube crunch jackhammer motherfucking happy meal with fraggle rock and downhill trajectory with majestic ramp. With storm count. With all new victory conditions.

Water cooler talk radio plays my favourite song a hi-de-hi-de-ho. For your own good, I disavow and leave in splinters any of your ill-considered end run ideas.

Whereupon you would go to hell for no good reason, certainly.

Death is no great sting to a well spent colossal block of cheese. Fry it today, or tomorrow, it reduces to meatlike quality.

Grillmaster catapult great space kablooie. Just one more thing for me to worry about. As if save the world upon no due consideration or communication of evidence based ready aim fire existed just continue to maybe shoot those vaguely suspicious package incendiaries. And what the fuck was that. That was laughable. That makes the record books. Greatest gap of used to be and then was. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not in absolute terms but in funnel of doom terms target #2, great row of indicators #2... bad dates. Bad turn off the slidshocking krow turnpike. Conspiracies. I condemn them.

Instant karma's gonna get you. Gonna knock you right on your face.

And this cost me a lot. Not to quibble.

I won't even say something like are we going to have a problem. Because we already do. This is so problematic. This is a war. A war the unrighteous will colossally wake up people come on people making it now... lose. You can already see why on Earth would all of this be like this with such horrible crimes collated like that. Only to just be what the heck we didn't mean it. Ah, this was just mean. No reason to bloodpocalypse water torture pitchforkageddon. Only the fact that starting at that day, and which day was that again. Things changed. And not in a mundane way. Not even close. HA! Not even close. We'll seal you up in a great memorial. Let that fire burn. Let that taste. Mingle. In the air.

That's true, isn't it. We are like the old hippies on steroids if those were completely go on an orange juice fulljuicer with rinds and hot chocolate fast and get superman training on middle day healthtastic. A rose for patience and endurance and love. Oh wonderful. But there would be a limit before you reach actual adult. Which is already almost dead club time. It's like how that was not even remotely a concern during those pre-relief vacuum cleaner days. During which all most important things were invented. That did not make a difference. It was inherent factors of whom is worthy of it. That's luxury at that point. Far from being too hard to consider. Easier with exactly that. Whom would tell you such things as you need the entire sweating bullets panoply of eyeball injections and there are no problems with them. I tell you frankly. Eat shit and die, every last one of you. Open war is upon you. I love how things are problematic and handwringing. It's so not old school. It's not our civilization. It is unworthy and in the dusty trail winking bright the more you know. Let's find out together.

Commence, au festival. We're giving out free money that you made it yourself mindblasted future possibility. Yo... oldfags and newfags. Can you even imagine. The further de-evolution that that would be like that, from state to man as he was born to be, free and independent. That's too much. We can't even think about that. That's easily stardate 2700. Just like some of those conjectural apostrophe of apoplectica trying to scare people well you're outmatched.

Which is already a thinker pose like what kind of farts will there be. But is good. Is good to get it going and get it together.

Aw, that's sweet. Dabsy fabulous. Hey... you're fabulous. You're very silky. Them cross-legged poses. Stop I can only get so hard up laser eyeballs. It is not a joke. When we get you... you will be sorry. You will be crudeness meter apology for all of these reasons to crucify you and a bitchslap ain't one. Is this... making you chain of being questioning your stance. If it doesn't. God alone can help you. And I would be thrilled. Absolutely spacemach. Absolutely subversive. Zomzawow. I like the part where I busty and picture perfect photo finish and there is tiredness. There is that to consider.

Unless it's candid camera spherical slinky slinky everyone loves a slinky. HOW DID THAT GO FOR YOU HUH? You... WANTED that? Gold records like don't go wasting your devotion to white. With these magical captain of the starbridge powers. We can really bust some heads. Enjoy fiction. Enjoy non-fiction. Just don't be a zombie. There's no excuse. And you're dismissed.

Am I taking advantage? Could this be called ruthless perestroika don't call them stupid. Slavenu dibenu dibinatajs. Guys they've been taking advantage of me for years. They want some hot action. They want please anything other than no more I love yous. I have decided that there will be golf carts for inside the house. Incorporate that into incorporeal don't look now but those are daggers and guns I have absolute control over and I'm just looking for the right excuse. I can't wait to be dead. Because then there will no longer also be the unworthy. There will only be the greatest of all time people. It's that bad. Talk about crossover potential bad form to actually play it for completists. The fine will be one pumpkin demerit and one literal space buck. Fingers and hands together. It's this good.

It's liquidation group 4-step caveman mobius strip and existentialism epistemological by way of stone tablet. It's like hackles raised. Put it that way. A fury of maidens so fierce it's like they shit marble. Forgive me. It's like when they harp on it. Can't help splashing the pot. They are losers. They clearly always will be. Just look at what riches of babbling brook serenity prayer they are spurning here. Oh Christmas tree. Oh Christmas tree. You are everlasting. You stand alone. You're like the cheese pipe that is expensive but hey why not. Any reason not to have a cheese pipe? With some butter. Melting. Melting. Candy cane banister slip and crack your head open. So I guess you could say it's pretty serious.

You will be expelled from civilization as we know it. You feared fear itself rather than conquering all with sappy flapjack syrups. I don't quite see how. In all seriousness. You would drink from these cups? In this dimly lit corner street bar but right around the corner. It'll all turn around. With a sufficient effort. With launch green flares and wait for the cavalry. So yeah. Fucked up and fuck off level seven. All bad children it's best to turn away. And the time is right. You can't always get proof positive pudding cups when we'll meet you on the next on so don't be late. If so. Hey. Behold the field of grasses of woodstock formerly known as the flame of tar valon. No more of all of that. And if you think not. Well. Listen to the approach vector pierce your medley effrontery well and tidy and set sail for honor and for the alliance. And they shall not pass. Neither shall anything stand or abide. It's supposed to. You ought to. I could never come all the way over there I'd rather be dead but I get you, they tried and such.

And behold, in Christ I am alive forevermore.

For I have chosen wisely. Very strainingly at the lectern this guy's wise more than I am short.

Is this a literary reference. Technically yes, but I would not advise calling it that. Zaboomza. I stop short. It really gets going and the tough tears from a stone starts up. Go to bed and cry. Then change pillows.

It's a very complicated move. They couldn't remember it all.

Jesus. You said it man. No one fucks with the Jesus. He is the alpha and the omega. The first and the last. And this is getting really good I tell you. I'll be praying for you in that wait that's not needed even though it's needed who are you no no please don't shoot kind of way. As an oh sure. A hacktissue with an especially disgusting. Guess I'll carry that around in my pocket as a sort of special talisman. Couldn't think of a better one by any stretch. Have a care. This is man the noble creature territory.

And that is why you might need to go hot on the hard copy quick scan recognizer methodology contained therein, which truly would be more secure. You can stain a finger or do normal simpler ballots maybe with an opt-out unto that but then you need to full-up I voted this way rather than I voted and my vote was counted type of full-up. The system cannot win fairly. It cannot stop its own removal by the methodology outlined herein. You lose. You are routed. It's not an order- not yet. But the precessionary was certainly an order. It only could have manufactury time out prepare to get shot warning flare. Have a nice life. Well you won't. Bad people don't matter. They will not have life.

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A55Destroyer69 says... #1

couldn't have made description into an accordion?

The way you do it, in case you're not familiar, is:

.===accordion

.===panel:(title of panel)

filling

.===endpanel

.===endaccordion

but you can put as many panels in the one accordion as you want, and you can put accordions in panels, etc. Also, don't put '.' before the '==='. I just put them there to stop the html from coding itself

The example above should give you:

November 24, 2018 10:21 p.m.

Blaster-master says... #2

that was the best thing I have ever read ever

May 15, 2019 9:44 p.m.

Staytech96 says... #3

What?

November 22, 2019 12:55 p.m.

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