WHY WONT YOU DIE!?

Commander / EDH UB (Dimir)

CandleShtickJack

Creature (33)

• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Foulmire Knight
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Butcher Ghoul
• 1x Lazotep Reaver
• 1x Putrid Goblin
• 1x Cemetery Reaper
• 1x Corpse Blockade
• 1x Death Baron
• 1x Diregraf Captain
• 1x Diregraf Colossus
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Gleaming Overseer
• 1x Liliana's Devotee
• 1x Lord of the Accursed
• 1x Spark Reaper
• 1x Unbreathing Horde
• 1x Vizier of the Scorpion
• 1x Cleaver Skaab
• 1x Corpse Augur
• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Gravedigger
• 1x Prowling Geistcatcher
• 1x Tomb Tyrant
• 1x Undead Alchemist
• 1x Eternal Skylord
• 1x Grimgrin, Corpse-Born
• 1x Hordewing Skaab
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Gravespawn Sovereign
• 1x Ruthless Deathfang
• 1x Scourge of Nel Toth

Land (33)

• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 9x Island
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Unclaimed Territory
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Instant (9)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Power Sink
• 1x Dimir Charm
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Lazotep Plating
• 1x Cancel
• 1x Drown in Dreams
• 1x Murder
• 1x Psychic Strike

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Dreadhorde Invasion
• 1x Endless Ranks of the Dead
• 1x Necroduality
• 1x Liliana's Mastery
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Rooftop Storm

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Sky Diamond
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crowded Crypt
• 1x Dimir Locket
• 1x Mana Geode

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Callous Dismissal
• 1x Dread Summons
• 1x Empty the Laboratory
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Hour of Eternity
• 1x Zombie Apocalypse
• 1x Army of the Damned

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Death's Majesty

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I used the Wilhelt precon as the base, and just added stuff i thought would be ridiculous and fun.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 22 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Copy Clone, On an Adventure, Squirrel 1/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Decayed, Zombie Army 0/0 B, Zombie Army 0/0 B