I. Hate. Bears.

Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov)

JoeMoMo499

Creature (36)

• 1x Archon of Emeria
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Bishop of Binding
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Drana, the Last Bloodchief
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• 1x Enduring Angel  ^Flip
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x King of the Oathbreakers
• 1x Kunoros, Hound of Athreos
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Leonin Relic-Warder
• 1x Leonin Warleader
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Phyrexian Censor
• 1x Reidane, God of the Worthy  ^Flip
• 1x Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold
• 1x Soul of Eternity
• 1x Soulless Jailer
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Strict Proctor
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Vryn Wingmare
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Land (36)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 15x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Sunlit Marsh
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of Silence

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Dawn of Hope
• 1x Deafening Silence
• 1x Ethereal Absolution
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Price of Knowledge
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Soul Link

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Damn
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Vindicate

Commander (1)

Instant (10)

• 1x Despark
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Soul Shatter
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Valorous Stance

Artifact (3)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue
• 1x Mind Stone

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Archangel Elspeth

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My friends complain about my combo decks. They complain about Baral not having wincons. They complain that I win too hard when I do. I love my friends, and so I'll make something new for them. Something for them to hate.

Introducing: I hate bears. The rough goal for this deck is a hatebears deck focused on EVERYONE having an even playing field. No combos (unless they're mine of course), no snowballing (unless it's me of course), just good old-fashioned smacking each other in the face as the good Garfield intended.

This deck is liable to change, but this is the starting goal.

Alright. Deck purpose changed. Now it's just a knock down drag out lifegain fight.

Edit for personal use: Twilight Prophet and Archangel Elspeth are both cards you have in your inventory. Find them. You did not purchase them.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Phyrexian Mite 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB
Folders	The 32(or more)