Be Gay Do Crime

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Mercenary Pirate Rogues Theft

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Creature (34)

• 1x Agate Instigator
• 1x Bonebind Orator
• 1x Charming Scoundrel
• 1x Deadeye Duelist
• 1x Dire Fleet Daredevil
• 1x Faerie Dreamthief
• 1x Forsaken Miner
• 1x Frogtosser Banneret
• 1x Gisa, the Hellraiser
• 1x Graywater's Fixer
• 1x Greedy Freebooter
• 1x Grenzo, Dungeon Warden
• 1x Hellspur Brute
• 1x Hellspur Posse Boss
• 1x Hollow Marauder
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Impulsive Pilferer
• 1x Iridescent Vinelasher
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nezumi Graverobber  ^Flip
• 1x Nezumi Linkbreaker
• 1x Oblivion Sower
• 1x Oona's Blackguard
• 1x Orcish Spy
• 1x Powder Ganger
• 1x Riveteers Requisitioner
• 1x Robber of the Rich
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Servant of the Stinger
• 1x Termination Facilitator
• 1x Thieves' Guild Enforcer
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Vial Smasher, Gleeful Grenadier
• 1x Wily Goblin

Land (36)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Jagged Barrens
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sunscorched Desert
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Back in Town
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cut / Ribbons
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Heartless Conscription
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Vandalblast

Enchantment (5)

• 1x At Knifepoint
• 1x Bitter Reunion
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Brimstone Roundup
• 1x Rakish Crew

Commander (1)

Instant (11)

• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Curtains' Call
• 1x Dead Before Sunrise
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Pile On
• 1x Shoot the Sheriff
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Unexpected Windfall
• 1x Village Rites

Artifact (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Collector's Vault
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Infiltration Lens
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

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Sideboard

Creature (19)

• 1x Breeches, Brazen Plunderer
• 1x Butch DeLoria, Tunnel Snake
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Deadeye Tracker
• 1x Dire Fleet Ravager
• 1x Fathom Fleet Captain
• 1x Francisco, Fowl Marauder
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Graveshifter
• 1x Hearthborn Battler
• 1x Kamber, the Plunderer
• 1x Laurine, the Diversion
• 1x Marsh Flitter
• 1x Merrow Bonegnawer
• 1x Stronghold Assassin
• 1x Taurean Mauler
• 1x Universal Automaton
• 1x Weirding Shaman

Land (3)

• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Sulfurous Springs

Artifact (1)

• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Hex
• 1x Rolling Earthquake

Instant (1)

• 1x Kill! Maim! Burn!

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Maybeboard

Creature (15)

• 1x Cateran Kidnappers
• 1x Desmond Miles
• 1x Endbringer
• 1x Fanatical Firebrand
• 1x Kari Zev, Skyship Raider
• 1x Mine Raider
• 1x Nezumi Informant
• 1x Prickly Pair
• 1x Prosper, Tome-Bound
• 1x Silver Deputy
• 1x Soldier of Fortune
• 1x Storm Fleet Swashbuckler
• 1x Tinybones, the Pickpocket
• 1x Treasure Dredger
• 1x Vault Plunderer

Land (13)

• 1x Auntie's Hovel
• 1x Cactus Preserve
• 1x Conduit Pylons
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Mirage Mesa
• 1x Painted Bluffs
• 1x Piranha Marsh
• 1x Raucous Theater
• 1x Restless Vents
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Smoldering Spires

Instant (3)

• 1x Caught in the Crossfire
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Unfortunate Accident

Artifact (7)

• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Relic Barrier
• 1x Scrabbling Claws
• 1x Squee's Toy

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Divest
• 1x Duress
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Mourner's Surprise

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Death in Heaven
• 1x Okiba Reckoner Raid  ^Flip

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Commander Cookout featured this deck on their podcast and discussed upgrades so I thought I could work on implementing them! Original deck on Moxfield here: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/EtXY18AaREy3nz9TTLq7YQ

Objective is to have as big a Jasper trigger as possible, every turn, by making treasures to help cast things and getting as many outlaws on the field as possible! And triggering our "commit a crime" abilities!

Date added	1 month
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 1 Mythic Rares 28 - 16 Rares 25 - 6 Uncommons 20 - 3 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.81
Tokens	Agate Instigator 1/1 R, Blood, Copy Clone, Goblin Rogue 1/1 B, Iridescent Vinelasher 1/1 B, Mercenary 1/1 R, Pirate 2/2 B, Plot, Treasure, Wicked, Zombie Rogue 2/2 UB