LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Commander / EDH Group Slug Jank Multiplayer RUW (Jeskai, America) Theme/Gimmick
Creature (26)
- 1x Alabaster Wall
- 1x Angelic Wall
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1x
Archangel Avacyn
Flip
- 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
- 1x Basilica Guards
- 1x Conduit of Storms Flip
- 1x Crenellated Wall
- 1x Dominus of Fealty
- 1x Knight of Obligation
- 1x Living Wall
- 1x Mnemonic Wall
- 1x Pitchstone Wall
- 1x Solemn Simulacrum
- 1x Syndic of Tithes
- 1x Walking Wall
- 1x Wall of Air
- 1x Wall of Denial
- 1x Wall of Dust
- 1x Wall of Frost
- 1x Wall of Nets
- 1x Wall of Omens
- 1x Wall of Razors
- 1x Wall of Resurgence
- 1x Wall of Reverence
- 1x Wall of Vapor
- 1x Wall of Wonder
Planeswalker (12)
- 1x Chandra, Flamecaller
- 1x Dack Fayden
- 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
- 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
- 1x Gideon, Champion of Justice
- 1x Jace, Architect of Thought
- 1x Jace, Unraveler of Secrets
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1x
Koth of the Hammer
- 1x Ral Zarek
- 1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker
- 1x Teferi, Temporal Archmage
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1x
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded
Land (39)
- 1x Arid Mesa
- 1x Celestial Colonnade
- 1x Command Tower
- 1x Evolving Wilds
- 1x Flagstones of Trokair
- 1x Flood Plain
- 1x Flooded Strand
- 1x Glacial Fortress
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1x
Hallowed Fountain
- 8x Island
- 7x Mountain
- 1x Mystic Monastery
- 1x Needle Spires
- 7x Plains
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1x
Sacred Foundry
- 1x Scalding Tarn
- 1x Temple of Enlightenment
- 1x Temple of Triumph
- 1x Wandering Fumarole
- 1x Wind-Scarred Crag
Enchantment (9)
- 1x Animate Wall
- 1x Blind Obedience
- 1x Detention Sphere
- 1x Humility
- 1x Martial Law
- 1x Mystic Barrier
- 1x Oath of Gideon
- 1x Shimmer
- 1x Stasis Snare
Artifact (2)
Instant (2)
- 1x Cryptic Command *list*
- 1x Desertion
Sorcery (9)
- 1x Blasphemous Act
- 1x Catastrophe
- 1x Cleanse
- 1x Decree of Annihilation
- 1x Drain Power
- 1x Goblin Game
- 1x Insurrection
- 1x Scrambleverse
- 1x Supreme Verdict
Commander (1)
Maybeboard
Now let me tell you why this is the best deck. Because Donald Trump said so. Donald Trump approves this deck. Donald Trump means success. Don't let those dumb "experts" tell you otherwise. Some people make Ruhan Voltron decks. I call those Ruhans Crooked Ruhan.
This deck wins 99% of games. I was in New York and I saw thousands of people on the rooftops celebrating how great this deck is all around the world. This deck is so good I think I'll start a business called Trump Decks. A company so incredible incredible that it will sweep tournaments.
Speaking of tournaments, this deck will sweep every tournament. It doesn't matter if you are playing modern or whatever. This deck is just so good that it can't lose. Don't let the moderators or whoever tell you whatever isn't tournament legal. I call those people Crooked Moderators. An extremely credible source told me that he swept the Grand Prix with this deck, but it was covered up.
Now here is how it goes. I will build a great big wall, all the way to keep out all the illegals (opponent creatures) who want to take our jobs (planeswalkers).
"But Mr Trump, what about tunnels and ladders? (literally any strategy that isn't creature reliant)"
Don't worry. I will make the wall so big and great that no illegal drug dealer will get through. A Trump Wall. The word Trump tells you how great the wall will be.
Then I will make America the best. We will take our jobs back from China ( Scrambleverse , Goblin Game , Insurrection, extort). I will destroy ISIS (all their permanents with various boardwipes). We are an absolutely incredible nation and we can't be destroyed.
And we can do all this for free. This deck is so cheap anyone can buy it (BLATANT LIE)
Alright so seriously:
This is a bullshit gimmick deck based on Trump. Ruhan of the Fomori is a random and powerful attacker, just like Trump cannot be predicted and is dangerous.
Walls: Take a guess.
Extort: That's how we make Mexico pay for it.
Planeswalkers: The great people of America.
Multiple and extremely destructive boardwipes, bullshit troll spells, and toxic group hate: How we destroy ISIS. Don't question it.
Trump, Political Outsider: A golden helix streaked skyward from the Trump Tower. A thunderous explosion shattered the Muslim president and Trump emerged, free from his prison at last.
Archangel Avatrump : Don't tell me my hands are small
Mexicleanse: The clouds broke and the Trump's rays burst forth; each foul Mexican in its turn faltered, and was gone.
Trump Tower: A tower that produces only the most American of colors
Wall of Trump: No illegals can fly over this wall, it's just too high
Vote for Trump: Don't question me. Trump is always right
Drain Mexico: They will pay for it
2016 Election: Politics is a game
Trump Rally Protests: Don't interrupt my rally
Muslim Immigration Ban: It's only temporary
Humility : More than you would think, believe me
Decree of Trump: Why can't we use nuclear weapons? x3
Donaldus of Trumpty: Votes from Hillary, money from Mexico, jobs from China. This is how we take them back
Conduit of Donald /Conduit of Trump : Let the will of Donald Trump flow through you
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| Date added | 8 years |
| Last updated | 6 years |
| Legality | This deck is not Commander / EDH legal. |
| Rarity (main - side) | 14 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons |
| Cards | 100 |
| Avg. CMC | 4.13 |
| Tokens | Elemental 3/1 R, Emblem Dack Fayden, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Jace, Unraveler of Secrets, Emblem Koth of the Hammer, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Emblem Teferi, Temporal Archmage, Kor Ally 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W |
| Folders | FunnyDecks, EDH (Funny themed), Favourites, Trump Deck, Fun EDH, Comander decks, funny, general, Commander decks, EDH decks |
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