A quick and cheap deck I wanted to troll friends with.
Edit; Re-written to reflect changes made.
In short, the goal is to stall with polymorph-like spells for my chump blockers and get my medium to big hitters out on the field.
The Goblins bring some synergy and chip damage with their abilities. They also serve to block 0/1's and 1/1's, as hinted. Anger is haste option I summon for a quick sacrifice so when I can get my sweepers out, I'm not wasting time on the mid to late game assault.
Izzet Staticaster and Scouring Sands increase my removal options. Especially scary if Curse of Death's Hold has your creatures crippled before even being considered for polymorphing.
Curse of the Swine, Insult//Injury, and Diabolic Tutor are in for situational handling, such as a 20/20 Endless One being thrown at me, or if the creatures are more than CoDH can handle, but a scouring sands doubled on damage can.
Bloodwater Entity serves as a small attacker, and recycler of my polymorph cards until I can get to my Massacre Wurm or Balefire Dragon. Which, ideally, continue keeping the board clean, but those extra abilities probably wouldn't be as needed if everything else went alright. Just nice little bonuses when I go in for the kill.
Changes:
Added Swamp x1
Added Crumbling Necropolis x1
Added Dragonskull Summit x2
Added Drowned Catacomb x1
Added Mountain x1
Added Island x2
Added Curse of Death's Hold x2
Added Insult // Injury x1
Added Izzet Staticaster x3
Added Diabolic Tutor x2
Added Anger x2
Added Massacre Wurm x1
Added Polymorphist's Jest x1
Added Ovinize x2
Removed Crypt of the Eternals x3
Removed Bojuka Bog x3
Removed Curse of the Swine x1
Removed Boiling Earth x3
Removed Night of Souls' Betrayal x1
Removed Spark Jolt x3
Removed Sudden Spoiling x3
Removed Make Obsolete x2
Removed Guttersnipe x1
Removed Goblin Electromancer x1
Removed Cruel Ultimatum x1
