Five Color Dumb Stuff

Commander / EDH* Five Color Group Hug Group Slug Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (25)

• 1x Akroan Horse
• 1x Arbiter of Knollridge
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Braids, Conjurer Adept
• 1x Dreamborn Muse
• 1x Emberwilde Djinn
• 1x Horobi, Death's Wail
• 1x Ifh-Biff Efreet
• 1x Liege of the Hollows
• 1x Loxodon Peacekeeper
• 1x Magus of the Abyss
• 1x Magus of the Vineyard
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Opaline Unicorn
• 1x Runed Servitor
• 1x Sailmonger
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Selvala's Enforcer
• 1x Shizuko, Caller of Autumn
• 1x Stoneshaker Shaman
• 1x Volatile Rig
• 1x Walking Archive
• 1x Warmonger
• 1x Wishmonger
• 1x Woodvine Elemental

Land (40)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Maze's End
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (16)

• 1x Arcane Melee
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Creeping Dread
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Infernal Genesis
• 1x Oath of Druids
• 1x Oath of Ghouls
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Oath of Mages
• 1x Oath of Scholars
• 1x Pillar Tombs of Aku
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Spiteful Visions
• 1x Storm World
• 1x Teferi's Realm

Artifact (13)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Noetic Scales
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Rousing of Souls
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Whispering Madness

Commander (1)

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Creature (1)

• 1x True Believer

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Temporal Distortion

Artifact (1)

• 1x Door to Nothingness

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(6th July 2015: Renamed from "Fun For Everyone; or, I Have Too Many Friends.")

A deck designed to create chaos and stupidity in any Commander game.

Not designed to win.

The idea of it is fairly straightforward; you just play down cards, with most of them being designed to somehow add extra rules, states and altered play for everybody.

The only note I feel I need to add is that you should definitely encode Whispering Madness onto Karona, False God . Who doesn't like having to discard and redraw their hand four times before it comes back to their turn again?

You can also do some fun tricks with Pyxis of Pandemonium , really let it run for as long as you can. If you're lucky, you can release it right before your turn and see Door to Nothingness land a second before your turn begins, thus untapping it with almost nobody getting a chance to deal with it. If you do get the Door out, it's a golden deterrent. Try to keep the mana open and just let any effects you have on the board screw around with everyone.

Edit 16/8/14: Note that putting Paradise Mantle onto Loxodon Peacekeeper is really fun and stupid and totally in the spirit of this deck. Hey gang, need an extra mana? All you need to do is lower your life total somehow! Go for it!

Finally, you can do something wonderful if you can get Liege of the Hollows to die while everyone else is tapped out. Go all in on squirrel tokens, and then use Karona, False God to buff them whenever you attack.

Remember, you win if:

1) You win; or,

2) Everyone else at the table unites to destroy you.

(Side note: Why yes, I have listed this as both Group Hug and Group Slug. I believe it is either or both, depending on your draw.)

Date added	10 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 66 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.68
Tokens	1/1 B Creature Minion, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Other Decks