Millhouse is a Meme

Modern Discard Mill UB (Dimir)

George_Time

Creature (11)

• 1x Dragon's Eye Savants
• 1x Lantern Spirit
• 1x Monastery Flock
• 3x Returned Centaur
• 3x Returned Phalanx
• 1x Tandem Lookout
• 1x Updraft Elemental

Land (23)

• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 11x Island
• 11x Swamp

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Demonic Rising
• 2x Evanescent Intellect
• 1x Font of Fortunes
• 1x Search the City

Artifact (3)

• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Phyrexian Totem
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium

Instant (6)

• 1x Countermand
• 2x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Negate
• 1x Nullify
• 1x Stymied Hopes

Sorcery (12)

• 2x Divination
• 3x Mind Rot
• 2x Mind Sculpt
• 2x Sign in Blood
• 1x Stolen Goods
• 1x Thassa's Bounty
• 1x Undercity Plague

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Creature (1)

• 1x Monastery Flock

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Dismantled for a more diverse meme trash deck

A half-baked mill deck to accompany my bad jokes. It's pretty terrible.

1. Discard and Mill
2. Counter just enough to be a mediocre troll3, Play defense to survive a few turns

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Rares 5 - 0 Uncommons 27 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.86
Tokens	Demon 5/5 B, Morph 2/2 C
Folders	Disassembled