asshole deck

Commander / EDH GU (Simic)

Donkbonk

Creature (35)

• 1x Amphin Mutineer
• 1x Cathartic Adept
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Displacer Kitten
• 1x Dream Stalker
• 1x Elvish Harbinger
• 1x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Loyal Inventor
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Mistbreath Elder
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Prime Speaker Vannifar
• 1x Quickling
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Risen Reef
• 1x Sarinth Steelseeker
• 1x Screeching Sliver
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Shrieking Drake
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Skullwinder
• 1x Soulless Jailer
• 1x Springbloom Druid
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Trinket Mage
• 1x Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath
• 1x Vendilion Clique
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant
• 1x Wall of Blossoms
• 1x Wizened Snitches

Instant (16)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Blur
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Displace
• 1x Disruption Protocol
• 1x Essence Flux
• 1x Familiar's Ruse
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Memory Lapse
• 1x Negate
• 1x Planar Incision
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Resculpt
• 1x Siren's Ruse
• 1x Stoic Rebuttal
• 1x Teferi's Time Twist

Artifact (6)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Codex Shredder
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Ghoulcaller's Bell
• 1x Lantern of Insight
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Neoform
• 1x Reshape

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Elfhame Sanctuary

Commander (1)

Land (38)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 9x Forest
• 17x Island
• 1x Labyrinth of Skophos
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Quandrix Campus
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Tangled Islet
• 1x Tanglepool Bridge
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Woodland Stream

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we be balling

Date added	1 week
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 21 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 27 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.34
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 UR, Manifest 2/2 C, Timeless Witness 4/4 B