I hate everyone

Commander / EDH

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Artifact (23)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Helm of Obedience
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Orb of Dreams
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sphere of Resistance
• 1x Staff of Domination
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Thorn of Amethyst
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Trinisphere
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Winter Orb

Creature (9)

• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Baral, Chief of Compliance
• 1x Chronatog
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Trinket Mage

Land (32)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 11x Snow-Covered Island
• 6x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Humility
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Stasis

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Ravages of War
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

Instant (17)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Delay
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Sunder
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

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This is a deck that is supposed to be annoying. You play stax pieces and counterspells to stop your opponents from winning until you can assemble a combo.

Stasis + Orb of Dreams + Chronatog = No one untaps anything and everything comes into play tapped. You avoid paying the stasis upkeep cost with chronatog and win by letting everyone else mill out. This is a super fragile lock but it also is incredibly powerful if you can get it early or if your opponents tap out. It has the bonus of being the most annoying thing to lose to.

Staff of Dominations + Basalt Monolith + Rings of Brighthearth = Draw your deck and infinite life. Once you draw your deck you generally win.

Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir + Knowledge Pool = No one gets to play spells ever again.

Rest in Peace + Helm of Obedience = Mill someone out.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.41
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U