Wow this is silly and I love it. +1

I think I am going to make this my most expensive deck by foiling it out with Unhinged lands.

I would personally figure out a way to give the crusher trample. Sure, you can give him enough damage to be lethal, but if they have, say, ONE creature, then it's blocked and you die. What I would do would be run 2 of it and 2 cards for trample. Maybe run a few extra lands, and have some of them be Forests and dual-lands of all types that you can get to produce green mana. You just need one for a Titanic Growth anyway. Fling also would work, but if they countered, well, you're done.

Now I really want to build this deck for the lolz!!! And at just a couple bucks, it looks like fun!!!

Oh why yes it does!!! How in the blazes did I miss that? Well, Consider that void. Also, CPD is my initials. Started using it as my IGN/forum name/etc. back in the day at the mall arcade high scores. Fyi, I am TOTALLY building a variant of this deck if I can get the cards! I do think that I will make sure to build it to 75 or 80 cards, since my friends don't do the whole going-down-a-card mulligan. They'd just get a big p.o.'d that I take forever to mulligan my lolz deck.

Playtested on here 25 times 11/25 times it worked. So, science would suggest it works 44% of the time DERPLINGSUPREME. I tested opening draw 1/25 so to get it in your opening hand before mulligans 4%. Mulling to 1 and playing out to turn 5 2/25 so 8%.

Felixlives I don't play modern, just casual, so to me, a $2 lolz deck is perfectly worth it. Why? Because LOLZ!

Well, I decided to do it. I bought two crushers and one frenzy. Added more lands than this one, but I ran out of mountains, other than some really old ones I'm saving, so I had to add some islands because I have a TON of those. You are a cruel, cruel person for introducing me to this deck. LOL!!!