Bully (Inimidate & Color-Changing)

Pauper BUG (Sultai) Combo Convoke Enchantment Intimidate Jank Midrange Theme/Gimmick

Gattison

Land (21)

• 3x Evolving Wilds
• 5x Forest
• 6x Island
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Thornwood Falls

Creature (19)

• 2x Dreadbringer Lampads
• 3x Kavu Primarch
• 4x Llanowar Scout
• 2x Siege Wurm
• 4x Stealer of Secrets
• 4x Tandem Lookout

Enchantment (12)

• 4x Grisly Transformation
• 4x Gruesome Deformity
• 4x Sisay's Ingenuity

Instant (8)

• 4x Opt
• 4x Quickchange

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Maybeboard

Instant (6)

• 1x Aphotic Wisps
• 1x Cerulean Wisps
• 1x Crimson Wisps
• 1x Niveous Wisps
• 1x Snakeform
• 1x Startling Development

Creature (5)

• 1x Guardian of Vitu-Ghazi
• 1x Heirs of Stromkirk
• 1x Rosemane Centaur
• 1x Scuttlemutt
• 1x Tidal Visionary

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Battle Screech

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Paper Pauper Blue/Black/Green Intimidate & Convoke
BUG () Sultai Gruesome Deformity + Quickchange = Kavu Primarch?

Try to last until you can pull of these ridiculous combos. =P

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For those of you keeping score: Achievement lost! This was once a four-color deck with white in it. Alas, that is no longer true. Therefore the quest to make a valid 4-color pauper deck continues!

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Change colors and Intimidate your opponent's creatures... just to prove you can. Why the hell else would you attempt something so ridiculously needless?

• You need and mana for the early game, and then you'll start needing later on. Keep that in mind as you consider your opening hands.
• 21 lands + 4x Llanowar Scout + plenty of draw should get you where you need to be to start Intimidating and Convoking things.
• Dreadbringer Lampads grants Intimidate to your creatures whenever an enchantment ETBs under your control. For triggers, keep reading.
• Sisay's Ingenuity, Gruesome Deformity and Grisly Transformation (as well as additional copies of Dreadbringer Lampads) will all trigger Dreadbringer Lampads. This means most of the time you can two different creatures Intimidate at the same time.
• Sisay's Ingenuity and Quickchange turn your creatures into whatever colors your opponent isn't playing, so you can swing with unblockable damage via Intimidate--albeit in one of the most indirect, inefficient and complicated ways possible. I hope you play Magic just for fun. =P
• Once you get a decent amount of land + creatures out, you can start Convoking bigger things, such as Siege Wurm and Kavu Primarch. Give these things Intimidate afterwards and have fun.

Please recommend ways to upgrade my janky bullshit! =D

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Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.56
Folders	The Pauper Project, I want it, Pauper, Gotta try them all