I Think You Mean "Fun"

Commander / EDH Control Cruel Control Group Slug Mono-Red Red Deck Wins Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (7)

• 1x Archwing Dragon
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Hoarding Dragon
• 1x Ogre Battledriver
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Chandra Ablaze

Land (34)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x High Market
• 1x Kher Keep
• 27x Mountain

Enchantment (20)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Goblin Assault
• 1x Grand Melee
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x In the Web of War
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Pandemonium
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Vicious Shadows
• 1x War's Toll
• 1x Warstorm Surge
• 1x Wild Evocation

Artifact (13)

• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crystal Chimes
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Kill Switch
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Pyromancer's Goggles
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Timesifter

Instant (8)

• 1x Brand
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Mages' Contest
• 1x Radiate
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Shattering Pulse
• 1x Wild Ricochet
• 1x Word of Seizing

Sorcery (16)

• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Firecat Blitz
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Howl of the Horde
• 1x Illicit Auction
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Kaboom!
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Twist Allegiance
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Warp World

Commander (1)

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Stole the idea from another deck, so most credit goes to that guy. Cut a few cards to keep the cost down but the theme is still there. Your goal is to screw up the game as much as possible, and is tons more fun in a setting with more players. I've managed to win a few games with 2-3 players but the more people you play with, the more likely you are to get targeted. Feel free to jam in any janky red rares and watch the chaos erupt.

Kudos to anyone that pulls this deck off with a win in a 5+ player match.

Do you know any janky red cards? Let me know!!

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.36
Tokens	1/1 R Token Creature Elemental Cat, Copy Clone, Goblin 1/1 R, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C
Folders	interesting decks
Based on	Wait, what? (Norin the Wary) citrusface EDH