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Commander / EDH

Fueredoriku

Land (34)

• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dark Depths
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 5x Plains
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Instant (10)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Channel Harm
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Martyrdom
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Shriveling Rot
• 1x Starstorm
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate

Enchantment (15)

• 1x AEther Flash
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Death Pits of Rath
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Greed
• 1x Guilty Conscience
• 1x Indestructibility
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Pestilence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Powerstone Minefield
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Sigarda's Aid
• 1x Soul Link
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (14)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of Kaldra
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Pariah's Shield
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Shield of Kaldra
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Sword of Kaldra
• 1x Worldslayer

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Chandra, Pyromaster
• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant

Commander (1)

Creature (14)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Ashling the Pilgrim
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Coalhauler Swine
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Soul Collector
• 1x Spitemare
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Tajic, Blade of the Legion
• 1x Volcano Hellion
• 1x Wall of Hope
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bontu's Last Reckoning
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Star of Extinction
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wrath of God

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Sideboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Hour of Revelation

Creature (1)

• 1x Personal Incarnation

Instant (1)

• 1x Pyroblast

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Zurgo Helmsmasher mardu control? Target yourself with 40 damage to kill everyone? Try out this stupid deck!

Win cons and combos:

Get a pariah-effect on an indestructible creature, and find a way to redirect the damage to your opponents.

Indestructable Coalhauler Swine, Boros Reckoner, Spitemare, Stuffy Doll etc + Pariah and drop a Volcano Hellion to target your own creature for your entire lifetotal and hilarity ensues.

All board wipes + Black Market is nice.

Death Pits of Rath + any Pestilence or damage effect is the dream.

You could try to get a Arcbond + Channel Harm on Soul Collector to steal a lot of creatures, or on any of the Pariah + indestructable damage redirecting creatures previously mentioned to deal a ton of damage, or even on Kaldra, if you somehow assembled it, and exile everyone's creatures.

Worldslayer + Zurgo Helmsmasher = Everyone is always at turn one, except that you got a Zurgo Helmsmasher that keeps dishing out commander damage. Sigarda's Aid and Stoneforge Mystic makes this a bit easier to pull of.

Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Obliterate to destroy every permanent except your own.

There's also Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll if you want to be "that guy".

Manabase is wip.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Exclude colors	UG
Key combos	Worldslayer + Zurgo Helmsmasher Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll Avacyn, Angel of Hope + Obliterate Arcbond + Channel Harm
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 3 Rares 18 - 1 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	4/4 C Token Legendary Creature Avatar, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Marit Lage, Morph 2/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W