Sorrow's path

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Creature (18)

• 4x Boros Reckoner
• 2x Deep-Slumber Titan
• 2x Spitemare
• 4x Stuffy Doll
• 2x Swans of Bryn Argoll *list*
• 4x Wall of Hope

Land (21)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 4x Plains
• 2x Sacred Foundry
• 4x Sorrow's Path
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp
• 2x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (14)

• 2x Caustic Tar
• 2x Guilty Conscience
• 3x Pariah
• 2x Sheltered Aerie
• 3x Soul Link
• 2x Underworld Connections

Artifact (8)

• 4x Chromatic Lantern
• 4x Expedition Map

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After watching a countdown of the top ten worst cards in magic, I accepted the unspoken challenge to build a deck around the proclaimed worst card EVARRR!!!! Sorrow's Path.

I didn't want this deck to make my opponent lose with the card, as that would just prove points against me. So the Donate stratagem was out. Instead I wanted to win with it.

In order to make sorrow's path a playable card, it needed a more applicable ability. Therefore the deck runs a play set of Chromatic Lanterns as well as land enchantments to make Sorrow's Path readily tappable, and Expedition Map to find it if needed.

Cards which gain effects when dealt damage are the linchpin of the deck. Stuffy Doll, Boros Reckoner, and Spitemare are my damage engine, while Wall of Hope and Spirit Link are my life gain engine.

Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll is my strongest win-con in the deck, but one need to be careful of it as it's a fully mandatory loop so cards like Purity or Platinum Emperion will cause the game to tie due to rule 421.4.

421.4. If the loop contains only mandatory actions, the game ends in a draw.

Miscellaneously, Swans of Bryn Argoll and Deep-Slumber Titan act as card draw and traditional beatstick respectively.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Key combos	Guilty Conscience + Stuffy Doll
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	33 - 0 Rares 4 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	3.00