Late Night Butt Fight

Standard* BG (Golgari) Budget

Myrddin_Naether

Creature (20)

• 3x Abzan Beastmaster
• 4x Archers' Parapet
• 4x Disowned Ancestor
• 2x Guardians of Meletis
• 3x Shambling Attendants
• 2x Sultai Flayer
• 2x Ukud Cobra

Land (22)

• 10x Forest
• 4x Jungle Hollow
• 8x Swamp

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Assault Formation

Instant (11)

• 1x Foul Renewal
• 2x Grim Contest
• 4x Murderous Cut
• 4x Shape the Sands

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Commune with the Gods

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Ainok Survivalist

Instant (3)

• 3x Foul Renewal

Sorcery (8)

• 3x Drown in Sorrow
• 3x Duress
• 2x Kin-Tree Invocation

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Kheru Bloodsucker
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Scourge of Skola Vale

Instant (6)

• 4x Ranger's Guile
• 2x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (3)

• 2x Reviving Melody
• 1x Shamanic Revelation

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Butt Fight is a cool, gimmicy deck revolving around Assault Formation, or as i like to call it: Ass Formation, which let's me fight with my creatures toughness instead of power.

With this deck i deployearly defence with Disowned Ancestor and Archers' Parapet followed by disgusting deathtouch creatures like Ukud Cobra and Shambling Attendants. If my opponent play some big threats or good flying creatures i cut them down with Grim Contest and Murderous Cut. When the Ass Formation hits the battlefield i can easily start swinging for 15 damage every turn.

If you have any sort of suggestions for this deck I would be very happy to hear them :D

Note 1: Seems like Shape the Sands actually is the easiest and cheapest way to deal with flyers in Standard, in adition to giving my creatures +5 "power"

Note 2: Took out the Shambling Attendants as they are most often stuck in my hand until turn 5 or 6 and not really that usefull. Switched them with "Commune with the Gods" for now.

Note 3: Took out Sight of the Scalelords. It's just a win-more card. Put in 2 more Commune instead. Switched out 2 Grim Contest with 2 Murderous Cuts, grim Contest is more flavorfull, but weaker than just a straight up kill spell.

Thinking about switching out Sultai Flayer with Satyr Wayfinder

Date added	9 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 3 Rares 11 - 4 Uncommons 27 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C, Spirit Warrior */* BG
Folders	possible tournament decks