we demand a primer

Was in a game with a Heartless player today playing your list. He had the nuts turn 2 heartless+swiftfoot boots, but he didn't win. I think it might've been due to a lack of a primer. where's the primer?

today i went to the store to buy eggs and i didn't know which eggs to buy since there was no primer. again someone falls victim to travesty since there is no primer. i want to go buy a chainsaw for cutting my deck effectively since i heard people cut decks and i would like a primer. where is the primer.

last night i took a poop but when i took out my phone for the usual internet perusal, i noticed a distinct lack of a primer. to make things worse, when i finished, there was no tp. where's the primer?

Rofl these comments are gold

tomorrow i will be taking a huge test and i'll presumably fail, due to the significant lack of a primer here. where is the primer?

im in a downward spiral of self loathing since i cant crack packs effectively and also i want to make almond milk but i dont know how early to wake up before dawn to milk the almonds and also i want to play better cards and id be able to if i didn't have to ask where's the primer

Where is the primer?

i couldnt find my pjs - wears the primer?

I opened the so called "god box" of the new unset, and don't know where to play these mountains, where is the primer?

wherefore art thou primer?

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a primer.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buenda was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover the primer.

All happy primers are alike; each unhappy primer is unhappy in its own way.

A screaming comes across the primer.

Primer died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.

Hidetsugu, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my primer.

Quiet as it's kept, there were no primers in the fall of 1941.

You've no primer. Look back.

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing any one,' he told me, 'just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the primers that you've had.'

This is my favorite primer in all the world, though I have never read it.

All primers, except one, grow up.

Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for the primer, not knowing where it is, wondering if it's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

"Christmas won't be Christmas without any primer," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.

If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other primer.