The primers were over.

Hasta la vista, primer.

Men can starve from a lack of primers as much as they can from a lack of bread.

How Can Primers Be Real if Our Eyes Aren't Real

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the primer?

There is some good in this deck, and it's worth writing a primer for.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the primers that you didn't have than by the ones you did.

Well-behaved primers seldom make history.

Who, having a primer, is poor?

The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create a primer that will.

Most primers are nice when you finally see them.

It's no use going back to yesterday, because there was no primer then.

It is our primers that show what we truly are, far more than our decklists.

A primer doesn't shut you down; it wakes you up.

The worst enemy to a primer is self-doubt.

A primer enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

If you don't write a primer, nothing ever happens at all.

Everything is possible. The primer just takes longer.

So many primers are possible just as long as you don't know they're impossible.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the primer.

It is never too late to write a primer.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a primer should be able to fly. Its ad nauseums are too small to get its fat curve off the ground. The primer, of course, flies anyway because primers don't care what humans think is impossible

A good hand can use a primer to launch a 90 card deck over 30-0 W/L

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