Butt Fights Forever

Standard* Aggro Combo Competitive GWU (Bant)

Totaledcow

Creature (23)

• 3x Abzan Beastmaster
• 2x Coastline Chimera
• 4x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 3x Dragon's Eye Savants
• 4x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Wall of Frost

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kiora, the Crashing Wave

Land (25)

• 4x Flooded Strand
• 4x Forest
• 4x Island
• 3x Plains
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 2x Temple of Mystery
• 3x Temple of Plenty
• 4x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Assault Formation
• 2x Banishing Light
• 2x Citadel Siege
• 1x Mastery of the Unseen
• 2x Suspension Field

Instant (5)

• 3x Anticipate
• 2x Triton Tactics

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Sideboard

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Banishing Light

Instant (12)

• 1x Dig Through Time
• 2x Disdainful Stroke
• 4x Dissolve
• 1x Erase
• 2x Negate
• 2x Radiant Purge

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Duh, Assault Formation + big butts wins games. Ass Form Butt Fights!

Card draw from green Bob Abzan Beastmaster due to big butts.

Citadel Siege is always good, Shape the Sands does double duty here as both a board stall and a +5/0 for G with Assault Formation on the board.

Kiora, the Crashing Wave , Myth Realized , and Dragonlord Dromoka provide alternative win conditions if all 4 Assault Formation get handled. Citadel Siege can help here too because other than Wall of Frost and Sylvan Caryatid all my big butts lack defender and don't need Assault Formation to swing in after Citadel Siege starts cranking out counters. Myth Realized and Kiora, the Crashing Wave help give some resilience to sweepers as well.

I'm intentionally running low CMC with minimal lands to be able to drive both speed and ensure that Abzan Beastmaster is getting me into more gas.

Triton Tactics with Assault Formation on the board says "give 2 creatures +3/+3 until end of turn and tap down two blockers"

Coastline Chimera is there mainly to help handle flyers, but also has a bonus as a great blocker against aggro decks.

Banishing Light gets rid of enemy walkers, Suspension Field gets rid of anything bigger than my guys more or less (except hexproof creatures). End Hostilities is to deal with hexproof and as a sweeper to help clear the board before I drop my hand.

Deck is a bit fat at 65 cards, but hey, it should be fun.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 1 Mythic Rares 29 - 3 Rares 18 - 4 Uncommons 5 - 7 Commons
Cards	65
Avg. CMC	2.58
Tokens	Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C