Volrath commander deck

Commander / EDH Mahogany_doors

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I sexually Identify as a badrat. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the litterbox and dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting cats. People say to me that a person being a badrat is Impossible and Im ing but I dont care, Im beautiful. Im having a plastic surgeon install a tail, ears and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me squeak and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you cant accept me youre a ratphobe and need to check your rodent privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

August 24, 2015 12:43 p.m.

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