I'm On A Boat!

Casual Artifact Crew Jank Vehicle WB (Orzhov)

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Land (20)

• 4x Ancient Den
• 4x Darksteel Citadel
• 2x Goldmire Bridge
• 3x Inventors' Fair
• 3x Plains
• 4x Vault of Whispers

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Banishing Light

Artifact (16)

• 3x Colossal Plow
• 4x Consulate Dreadnought
• 3x Cranial Plating
• 2x Key to the City
• 4x Peacewalker Colossus

Instant (4)

• 4x Armed and Armored

Creature (14)

• 4x Giant Ox
• 3x Lupine Prototype
• 3x Sram, Senior Edificer
• 4x Toolcraft Exemplar

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Damn

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Artifact (5)

• 3x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Portable Hole

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Triumphant Reckoning

Creature (1)

• 1x Lurrus of the Dream-Den

Instant (2)

• 2x Dispatch

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Quarantine Field

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When you want a giant cow to pilot a Colossal Plow so you can maniacally gloat from your massive boat.

The Play

Giant Ox. Put him on a Consulate Dreadnought. Maybe give the boat a hat with Cranial Plating.

You can also use Peacewalker Colossus or Armed and Armored to go full Transformers. Or Lupine Prototype or even other crewed vehicles to crew your big 'ol boat. Things can get downright silly.

The Weaknesses

This is a dumb deck. Don't take it seriously.

Last updated 20220125.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.00
Folders	Current Decks