Why Are You Hitting Yourself?

Commander / EDH Control Death and Taxes Vampires WB (Orzhov)

calhale

Creature (41)

• 1x Aerial Responder
• 1x Agent of Masks
• 1x Ajani's Pridemate
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Bloodbond Vampire
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Crested Sunmare
• 1x Daxos the Returned
• 1x Drana, Liberator of Malakir
• 1x Drana's Emissary
• 1x Duskborne Skymarcher
• 1x Epicure of Blood
• 1x Fate Unraveler
• 1x Gifted Aetherborn
• 1x Karlov of the Ghost Council
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Malakir Cullblade
• 1x Malakir Familiar
• 1x Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Odric, Lunarch Marshal
• 1x Regal Bloodlord
• 1x Sanctum Seeker
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Serene Steward
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soulmender
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Spelltithe Enforcer
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Tithe Taker
• 1x Underworld Coinsmith
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (26)

• 1x Barren Moor
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Holdout Settlement
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x New Benalia
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Orzhova, the Church of Deals
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Sandstone Bridge
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Artifact (11)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Bontu's Monument
• 1x Demon's Horn
• 1x Iron Maiden
• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Orzhov Cluestone
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wheel of Torture

Commander (1)

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Ajani's Mantra
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Gleam of Authority
• 1x Ill-Gotten Inheritance
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Oath of Kaya
• 1x Pillory of the Sleepless
• 1x Retreat to Hagra
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Tainted Remedy

Instant (4)

• 1x Executioner's Swing
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Murder
• 1x Ultimate Price

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar
• 1x Kaya, Ghost Assassin

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Vindicate

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Enchantment (2)

• 1x Dawn of Hope
• 1x Etchings of the Chosen

Artifact (1)

• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue

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This deck is really a labor of love. I have been tailoring this casually for a few years, not always to be the most competative but to be fun to pilot and to play against. It's my riff on Life and Taxes.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 24 - 0 Rares 39 - 0 Uncommons 23 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.03
Tokens	Bat 1/1 B, Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Enchantment Spirit */* WB, Experience Token, Horse 5/5 W, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Monarch Emblem, Vampire 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance